1. Okay, class, instead of writing
in your journals this weekend,Copy !req
2. I've come up with
a different fun assignmentCopy !req
3. to just mix things up a bit.Copy !req
4. Uh, this weekend,
you'll be doing a project on...Copy !req
5. "Turtle hats"?Copy !req
6. Come on.
Come on, just take it.Copy !req
7. He knows it's a rock.Copy !req
8. He doesn't know yet.Copy !req
9. He's—
He's not close enough. Tee-hee!Copy !req
10. Okay, I think
he just realized it!Copy !req
11. Okay, guys, we better get
started on this assignment.Copy !req
12. I'm not a hundred percent
sure of what Ms. Baker wants,Copy !req
13. so that's why we really need
to get down to it.Copy !req
14. Are you kidding me? We have
all weekend to figure it out!Copy !req
15. It's poor practice to leave
work till the last minute.Copy !req
16. Fine!Copy !req
17. Done!Copy !req
18. Hey, I'm serious!
So am I!Copy !req
19. Brady, do you know
what "turtle hats" means?Copy !req
20. No idea!Copy !req
21. What about you, Vu?Copy !req
22. Do you know
what "turtle hats" is?Copy !req
23. Um, yeah, no!
I don't know!Copy !req
24. Do you guys know?Copy !req
25. Um, hello?Copy !req
26. Um, hello?Copy !req
27. Um, hello?Copy !req
28. Um, hello?
Um, hello?Copy !req
29. Um, hello?
Um, hello?Copy !req
30. Um, hello?
Um, hello?Copy !req
31. Um, hello?
Fine!Copy !req
32. If you guys aren't gonna
take this thing seriously,Copy !req
33. I'm gonna go work
on this thing by myself.Copy !req
34. Um, goodbye!Copy !req
35. Um, goodbye!Copy !req
36. Um, goodbye!Copy !req
37. Um, goodbye!
Um, goodbye!Copy !req
38. Um, goodbye!Copy !req
39. It just doesn't
make any sense.Copy !req
40. Don't you know?Copy !req
41. These kids have codes.
You got to learn the codes,Copy !req
42. if you're gonna be
doing this kind of thing.Copy !req
43. Am I that uncool
that I don't get the lingo?Copy !req
44. I think you're reading
too much into this.Copy !req
45. Oh, oh, come on, I mean, w-we
kind of hit it off, you know?Copy !req
46. Oh, did you know
that his uncle's dogCopy !req
47. was born in the same town I was?
Isn't that neat?Copy !req
48. Isn't that real...Copy !req
49. I don't know.Copy !req
50. Wings are up.
Okay, take this!Copy !req
51. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
52. Oh, boy.Copy !req
53. Oh, man, I almost forgot!Copy !req
54. Check out what I swiped
from my cousin!Copy !req
55. Oh, my gosh, Sumo,
we got to watch it!Copy !req
56. I know!
Uh, wait, where'd Jeff go?Copy !req
57. Oh, wait, there he is.Copy !req
58. Jeff! Hey, Jeff!Copy !req
59. Hey, Jeff!Copy !req
60. Jeff!
Jeff!Copy !req
61. Jeff!
Jeff!Copy !req
62. Jeff! Jeff!
Jeff! Jeff!Copy !req
63. Jeff! Jeff!
Jeff! Jeff!Copy !req
64. Unh!
Jeff.Copy !req
65. Jeff. Jeff.
Jeff. Jeff.Copy !req
66. Jeff.
Jeff.Copy !req
67. Ugh! What?Copy !req
68. I'm sorry
that we made you mad.Copy !req
69. Yeah, come on,
let's go do stuff!Copy !req
70. No, I want to work
on this project.Copy !req
71. Now leave me alone.Copy !req
72. Yeah, but we want to work
on the project too!Copy !req
73. Oh, yeah, we—
We're gonna do, um, we're—Copy !req
74. Research!
Research?Copy !req
75. Research?
Research.Copy !req
76. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
77. What kind of research?Copy !req
78. We're gonna watch, um,
an education film—Copy !req
79. All about turtles!
Educational film. Let's go!Copy !req
80. You are the most cold-blooded
president ever!Copy !req
81. This isn't about turtles.Copy !req
82. It seems to be about
a giant iguanaCopy !req
83. who pretends to be the
president of the United States.Copy !req
84. Same thing.
Whoa, cool! Count me in!Copy !req
85. Mr. President, you're looking
a little green today.Copy !req
86. Mr. President,
there's been speculationCopy !req
87. you're a giant iguana.
What do you have to say to that?Copy !req
88. Oh, no,
they're gonna find out!Copy !req
89. Shh!Copy !req
90. Jeff, where are you going?Copy !req
91. I want to work
on the turtle hats project.Copy !req
92. I don't want to sit around
and watch a dumb movie.Copy !req
93. Hey, it's not dumb!
It's cool!Copy !req
94. Wait, wait—
We can do something else!Copy !req
95. Come on!
What? More "research"?Copy !req
96. Yeah, we're gonna, um, we're
gonna drink soda pop like soup.Copy !req
97. Look!Copy !req
98. I think it tastes different
this way.Copy !req
99. Oh, that may be one of
the most pointless thingsCopy !req
100. I've ever seen
you do.Copy !req
101. We're just wasting time!Copy !req
102. I've had enough.
I'm leaving.Copy !req
103. We got this!Copy !req
104. Yeah, that's really funny,Copy !req
105. but what are we gonna do
for our project for real?Copy !req
106. What are you talking about?
I worked hard on this, man!Copy !req
107. Wait, what'd I do?
Sumo, Jeff, come back!Copy !req
108. Ugh, this is hopeless! Aah!Copy !req
109. Hey, what's the matter
with you, huh?Copy !req
110. You've been bummed out since
you were watching that weird—Copy !req
111. Well, actually,
pretty good movie.Copy !req
112. What's going on?
Well, we got this projectCopy !req
113. to do for school. Jeff and Sumo
and I were gonna work on it,Copy !req
114. and now we're not
gonna work on it,Copy !req
115. and now I don't even know
what I'm supposed to do!Copy !req
116. Looks like you'll just have
to figure it out, huh?Copy !req
117. Hope that advice helped!Copy !req
118. Hmm, "maybe this weekend,
I'll come out of my shell."Copy !req
119. Work shell, that is.Copy !req
120. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
121. "I wear...Copy !req
122. many different kinds of hats."Copy !req
123. And no!Copy !req
124. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no! Ugh!Copy !req
125. So, uh, did you guys finish
your turtle hats project?Copy !req
126. Yeah, neither did I.Copy !req
127. Guess I'm gonna get
my first F.Copy !req
128. I guess I'm gonna get
another F.Copy !req
129. Unless...Copy !req
130. You guys, you guys, you guys!Copy !req
131. What if we just put together
the bestestCopy !req
132. turtle hats presentation
ever right now!Copy !req
133. What do you say?
Sure, why not?Copy !req
134. Okay, here's
what we're gonna do.Copy !req
135. Huh?Copy !req
136. Flashback!Copy !req
137. You'll be doing a project on...Copy !req
138. "turtle hats"?Copy !req
139. Flashes!Copy !req
140. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
141. Morning, Melanie!Copy !req
142. I'm looking forward to seeingCopy !req
143. what interesting assignment
you've givenCopy !req
144. for teacher evaluation
this year.Copy !req
145. Uh, teacher evaluation?
Oh, don't mind me.Copy !req
146. I'm just gonna sit over here
with the rest of the gang.Copy !req
147. Oh, uh... Uh, right.Copy !req
148. Of course! Great.Copy !req
149. Sit right there, 'cause
it's teacher evaluations today,Copy !req
150. and, of course, I knew it,
and everyone knows it,Copy !req
151. so it's good, and let's now
get to those presentations!Copy !req
152. Okay, who wants to go first?Copy !req
153. Ah, ah, huh?Copy !req
154. I didn't do it.Copy !req
155. Uh, a poem by Percy.Copy !req
156. That's all I have so far.
Okay, thank you, Percy.Copy !req
157. Great stuff, everyone!Copy !req
158. That's all the presentations?Copy !req
159. It's me and Sumo and Jeff,
Ms. Baker!Copy !req
160. Okay, sure.Copy !req
161. Lights!Copy !req
162. Hey!Copy !req
163. No, no, no, the numbers
are all wrong!Copy !req
164. The president
will not be pleased!Copy !req
165. Ding-dong! Ding-dong!Copy !req
166. That's him now!Copy !req
167. Mr. President, you're looking
a little green today.Copy !req
168. I don't even know
what you're talking about!Copy !req
169. These numbers are terrible!Copy !req
170. No turtle hats this year!Copy !req
171. You hear that?
The wolves are near.Copy !req
172. Hurry, to Bear Force One!Copy !req
173. Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,Copy !req
174. these turtles
are clearly guilty!Copy !req
175. Don't my turtles have a right
to a fair trial?Copy !req
176. Mr. President,
there's been speculationCopy !req
177. that you're a giant turtle.
How do you respond?Copy !req
178. Lies! All lies, I tell you!Copy !req
179. He's destroying the city!Copy !req
180. No, he is saving the city.Copy !req
181. Mr. President,
you may be a giant turtle,Copy !req
182. but you're the greatest
president we ever had.Copy !req
183. Please, giant turtle,
won't you accept thisCopy !req
184. as a token of our love
and admiration?Copy !req
185. Huh?Copy !req
186. Oh.Copy !req
187. Guys, we pulled off
the performance of a lifetime.Copy !req
188. This is not what I was
expecting at all!Copy !req
189. I know, I know. Okay,
I can explain. It was just—Copy !req
190. Okay, it was all a really silly
misunderstanding.Copy !req
191. Uh—
"Misunderstanding"?Copy !req
192. Why, you may be apologizing
for the most creative,Copy !req
193. refreshing example
of interdisciplinary curriculumCopy !req
194. that I've seen
in all my years!Copy !req
195. Congratulations.
Well done, Ms. Baker.Copy !req
196. Oh...
Well, thank you.Copy !req
197. I mean, yes, yeah.Copy !req
198. Uh, I just wanted to...Copy !req
199. encourage independent thinking
and, yeah, uh, turtle hats.Copy !req
200. Well, my turtle hat's off
to everyone in this room.Copy !req
201. This is the kind of stuff
we needCopy !req
202. to implement
in everyday learning.Copy !req
203. Expect a glowing review.
Hmm.Copy !req
204. Okay, great job, everyone!Copy !req
205. Okay, well, how about nowCopy !req
206. we put our heads on our desksCopy !req
207. and take a little nap?Copy !req
208. Hmm?Copy !req
209. no, turtle...Copy !req
210. Hmm.Copy !req
211. hats for a turtle.Copy !req