Clarence 1x26

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

Brent Popolizio as Joshua (voice) • Grace Kaufman as Chelsea / Zombie Server Kid (voice) • Dan White as Principal (voice) • Kirk Thornton as Buckey O'Neill (voice)

When a corporate sponsorship of Clarence's school turns into an ominous corporate takeover, Clarence must stand up to the the man, no matter how tasty the chicken may be.

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1. Rough Riders, you've done it again.

2. Delicious, even cold.

3. Jeff, you simply must try the chicken.

4. Yeah, I-I've had it before— Several times.

5. But not with this new sauce.

6. Cinnamon ranch, I think I'm gonna love you.

7. Bleh!

8. Bleh! Nope, definitely not.

9. A rare misstep for Rough Riders.

10. Yuck! Get this stuff out of my sight.

11. What you guys talkin' about?

12. This gross, new Rough Riders sauce.

13. You don't even want to touch it, trust me.

14. Hmm.

15. What? You're crazy! It's great!

16. Here, Jeff, you gotta try this!

17. Aw, Sumo.

18. Savory kick.

19. Bit of sweetness.

20. Is that nutmeg?

21. Perfect 10 in my book.

22. You guys are gross.

23. I've lost my appetite.

24. I don't think I'll ever eat again.

25. Don't judge me.

26. But instead of a warm welcoming committee,

27. I was greeted by the warmth of a sudden fire

28. and ultimately, the cold, hard earth.

29. Oh, the humanity, indeed.

30. Okay, Chelsea. A little bit morbid,

31. but it seems like you learned a lot.

32. So... Yeah, it happened

33. like 80 years ago, so time to move on.

34. Okay, then. Any questions?

35. Anyone have any... interesting inquiries

36. that, uh... is on their mind? Any...

37. Don't be afraid... Belson.

38. Belson! Try some of my chicken.

39. What? No, I don't want it.

40. Here. Try my chicken.

41. Just put it on the floor. I'll eat it later.

42. Clarence! Did you bring enough to share with the class?

43. Yeah, I think so. Here.

44. Let me try. Here's one for you.

45. And here's one for you. Here's one for you.

46. And one for you.

47. Not exactly what I meant, but I appreciate the effort.

48. Okay, back to the task at hand.

49. Our next presenter is... Clarence.

50. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me.

51. 'Scuse me. Ow!

52. 'Scuse me. Pardon me. Unh!

53. My project is about—

54. Attention. Emergency faculty meeting.

55. All teachers to the gymatorium immediately.

56. Oh, this better be good.

57. Sorry. We'll have to finish your presentation tomorrow.

58. Jeff, would you put in a video?

59. I got it.

60. Emergency faculty meeting? I-I need to go to the bathroom.

61. Ms. Baker! I mean, um, mis... ter Jeff,

62. may I please go to the bathroom, please?

63. Yes, you may. Just take a hall pass.

64. Please be seated. Emergency faculty meeting

65. will commence in two minutes.

66. Yee-haw!

67. Bucky O'Neil here, and I'm proud to welcome you

68. to the Rough Riders school-sponsorship program.

69. Now, we're gonna give you everything you need,

70. from lesson plans to lunch menus

71. to help you shape those precious minds of tomorrow.

72. Now let's turn things over

73. to your regional senior Rough Riders team leader

74. and my close personal friend...

75. Joshua...

76. who will fill you in on all the details.

77. It's "Josh"!

78. Hello. I'm Josh, as you heard on the video.

79. I'm pleased to announce that your school district

80. has decided to go into business with Rough Riders Chicken.

81. And they're gonna start doing

82. Rough Riders food for lunch...

83. So I can eat it all the time.

84. And they're finally gonna fix up the library.

85. And if we do good on tests,

86. they're gonna give us coupons for Rough Riders food.

87. Isn't that great?

88. Hey, as long as

89. they're serving this sauce, I'm in.

90. Ahh!

91. I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this.

92. But I'm just gonna ignore it. Huh?

93. Ha, ha. What a dummy.

94. He probably couldn't eat his way out of a chicken bucket.

95. Um, don't you mean...

96. Whoosh! Whoo!

97. Never mind.

98. Thanks!

99. Daddy like!

100. If we subtract 15 degrees from the overall batter temperature,

101. then how many packets of Rough Riders

102. southwest fiesta spice mix do we add? Anyone?

103. Oh! Trick question!

104. You don't add the spice mix till after

105. the chicken is cooked to golden brown.

106. Very good, Ryan.

107. Jeff! Psst! Hey, Jeff! Psst!

108. Shh! I'm trying to learn about browning time.

109. Browning? Yeah, but, Jeff,

110. isn't this supposed to be numbers class?

111. You mean math? I-I can't remember.

112. Look. I almost have a full coupon book.

113. Oh, I must have spilled some sauce.

114. Well, let me just get that.

115. Well, I guess it's kind of good

116. that Josh and Sumo are finally getting along.

117. They're like mother and daughter.

118. All right, Rough Riders Elementary,

119. let's hear a big, enthusiastic "Cluck, cluck, hooray!"

120. Cluck, cluck, hooray.

121. Cluck, cluck, hooray.

122. I'm proud to say that our merger

123. so far has been a rousing success!

124. Yay.

125. Something's off here.

126. Like, why did he say "Rough Riders Elementary"

127. instead of "Aberdale Elementary"?

128. Nonsense, Clarence.

129. You're starting to sound like

130. you don't believe in Team Rough Riders.

131. You've always loved Rough Riders.

132. Yeah, you're right. I'm probably being paranoid.

133. Cluck! Cluck! Hooray!

134. Cluck. Cluck! Hooray!

135. Welcome to Rough Riders. Have a clucktacular day.

136. Hey, Jeff, guess what I dreamed last night.

137. I dreamt that you and me was brothers,

138. and Sumo, you were there, but your head

139. was on a dog's body, and when—

140. Wait— Y'all aren't Jeff and Sumo.

141. Do you even go here?

142. Hey, Jeff, how come you're not sitting down?

143. Do you know where Sumo is? I haven't seen him all day.

144. Jeff?

145. Well, 'scuse me!

146. Unh!

147. Jeff, wait! Jeff, wait! Don't go!

148. Hello! You guys?

149. Potato! Doorknob!

150. I like farts! Anything!

151. Unh!

152. Whoa!

153. Wait a second.

154. I have a bad feeling about this.

155. But I'm just gonna ignore it.

156. It's a pleasure doing business with you.

157. As long as they're serving this sauce, I'm in.

158. Is that nutmeg?

159. It's the sauce!

160. It's the sauce!

161. It's the sauce.

162. Buk, buk, buk, cluck. Cluck, buk, buk...

163. And now, as is tradition,

164. I welcome you, Ryan Sumowski,

165. to the Rough Riders family

166. Stop!

167. Sumo, no!

168. We got to get out of here, buddy.

169. Something's terribly wrong!

170. After them!

171. Nature Kate? Keith Mack?

172. Rake Backburn? And Don Delaio?

173. You're the best! We're the best, kid!

174. You came just in time.

175. The Rough Riders showed up and turned out to be alien chickens

176. that take over the school and the world and everything.

177. Don't worry, boys. We'll take it from here.

178. Yay! We did it! Oh, no! Shock wave!

179. Whew! And that's why Rough Riders chicken

180. is my favorite food. The end.