Clarence 1x22

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

Kyle Arem as Dustin (voice) • Daniel DiMaggio as Brady (voice) • Joshua Black as Julien (voice) • Albert Gonzales as Emilio (voice) • Mena Suvari as Cynthia / Video Game Voice (voice)

Belson invites Clarence and friends to a sleepover party, with a catch: whoever can survive the night's pranks and scares will win Belson's old Acedia game system!

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1. I know my eraser's in here somewhere.

2. Ooh! Looks like I got a secret admirer.

3. "You are cordially invited..."

4. "... to a sleepover..."

5. "... at Belson's house."

6. Whoever makes it

7. through the night without getting pranked

8. will receive my new Acedia game system,

9. currently not available in the US until next year.

10. So RSVP with my mom for Friday night

11. for a night of fun and games... if you dare.

12. Don't wanna go. I hate Belson.

13. Sumo, don't say that.

14. Belson's in our little gang.

15. You know, like the ones in old movies

16. where they sell lemonade,

17. and Belson would be like our pet bulldog or something.

18. Yeah. This is not gonna be good.

19. Oh, wow!

20. Cool. It's like a fort for rich guys.

21. It's a little extravagant.

22. Oh, my. Dios mío.

23. Oh, look who's here!

24. Come in, guys.

25. Belson's in his room.

26. We're remodeling, so bear with me.

27. Whoa, fire.

28. Here's Belson's room.

29. He'll be so happy to see you all.

30. Belson, your friends are here.

31. Oh. My guests.

32. I didn't hear you come in.

33. Sure, you did.

34. You just closed your... door.

35. Belson, you are so lucky.

36. "Welcome to the last room you'll ever enter."

37. Yeah, yeah. We get it. Where's that Acedia?

38. Guys, be quiet.

39. I want to hear Belson's little speech. Ugh.

40. "Welcome to the last room you'll ever enter.

41. "The game I've created will lead

42. to the demise of you all. Bwah-ha-ha-ha."

43. Ooh. Sounds spooky. Tell me more.

44. You get the idea.

45. Check out my new game:

46. the Acedia 64.

47. Whoa!

48. I didn't even know you could buy—

49. Acedia! Ah!

50. Welcome back, Belson.

51. I love it. Whoa, cool!

52. Rated I for insane.

53. Psychopathic Ice Cream Man!

54. I want to play. No! Not unless you win.

55. But I probably won't win.

56. So are you gonna prank us now,

57. or are we just gonna watch you play video games?

58. I am bored.

59. Kids, dinner!

60. Wait! She's my mom! I get to eat first!

61. I'll take some of this and some of this.

62. Mmm! Thanks for making dinner, Mrs. Belson.

63. It's delicious. Well, you're very welcome, Jeff.

64. You can call me Cynthia.

65. You get to eat cheesecake puffs?

66. It's like cheesecake for breakfast!

67. Yeah, but I like 'em better for dinner.

68. Mom, milk.

69. All right, hold your horses!

70. Oh!

71. Oops.

72. Ha! You got pranked. You lose.

73. Wah, wah, wah!

74. Now you can't leave my room for the rest of the night.

75. Well, can I take my fries?

76. Yeah, sure. Whatever.

77. Victim number 1.

78. Ah. Hey, have you guys seen my dad's boat?

79. Yeah. I want to see it.

80. Your dad has a boat? Probably a prank.

81. I can help you do the dishes, Cynthia.

82. Oh, that's okay, Jeff, but thanks.

83. I'm really glad Belson has friends like you boys.

84. I was starting to think he didn't have any friends.

85. No. Yeah. We all... love... Belson.

86. Yuck.

87. Jeff, no. Don't take out the trash.

88. That's Belson's one chore in the world.

89. Jeff, hurry up! Belson's gonna

90. read a ghost story! You better hurry up!

91. Don't stay up too late. We won't.

92. "Then Rebecca looked outside,

93. "expecting to see her Uncle Ralph,

94. "only it wasn't her uncle at all.

95. "It was a tall figure obscured by the dark,

96. "wearing a terrible hockey mask.

97. "Rebecca's last scream was barely heard

98. over the roar of the chain saw."

99. Hmph. Whatever.

100. Good night, everybody.

101. Hope you haven't forgotten our little wager.

102. Whoever makes it until morning

103. without getting pranked gets the Acedia.

104. Don't... fall... asleep.

105. There. Nice and soft.

106. Hey, buddy, don't fall asleep.

107. Belson will prank you. Okay.

108. Look. He's asleep. No, I'm not.

109. Not you. Clarence. Huh?

110. Hmm.

111. I don't want to prank Clarence,

112. but I also don't want to get pranked.

113. What's the right thing to do?

114. Does anyone have a feather?

115. I got a feather!

116. Hey, there, little birdie.

117. It's not working.

118. Ah, whatever.

119. Oh, man, we got him good!

120. No, we didn't. That's cheating.

121. Oh, my gosh. They're so delicious!

122. I'm so sorry, birdie!

123. Oh, man. He's enjoying it.

124. Looking for something?

125. Uh, no. You're hurting me.

126. This isn't going well. I've only pranked two people.

127. Got to up my kills.

128. Time for phase 2: the reaping.

129. I'm gonna go take a whiz.

130. Ow! Don't step on me, Belson!

131. Ow! Hey!

132. Oh, my gosh! That sounded like Belson.

133. Belson, are you out there?

134. He's not in the bathroom.

135. Hmm.

136. That wasn't there before.

137. "Play me."

138. Hello. If you're watching this, I'm already dead.

139. I mean, I might be.

140. I was kidnapped by the chain-saw killer.

141. The game I created was too powerful,

142. even for me, 'cause I'm the best.

143. That's why it's up to you guys to save me.

144. Whoever rescues me from the chain-saw killer

145. can keep the Acedia, if you're still alive.

146. Anyway, I have to go. He's back!

147. No photography!

148. It's a prank.

149. I'm freaking out right now.

150. Yeah, that was unexpected,

151. but the staging feels forced.

152. And if he really was kidnapped, is that a bad thing?

153. Come on, guys. Listen up.

154. Belson has always been there for us, to prank us.

155. He's our friend.

156. Are you gonna go tell Belson's poor, rich mother

157. who made us dinner, that you wouldn't save him

158. because you thought it was a prank?

159. I guess that's a valid point.

160. What do you think, Sumo? It's a prank!

161. Sumo, this isn't the time to point fingers.

162. What we got to do now is work together to save Belson.

163. I got dibs on his RC car!

164. Run! It's the killer!

165. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Everybody, run for your life!

166. Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Don't kill me!

167. Please don't kill me! Quick!

168. Everyone through this little door!

169. I did not sign up for this.

170. I thought we were gonna be watching movies

171. and eating s'mores.

172. I am so done with this!

173. What the heck was that?

174. Isn't it obvious?

175. It's the killer from that book Belson read.

176. Didn't anyone watch that video?

177. There's no killer.

178. The book is made-up, the video's a fake.

179. The killer's just Belson in a mask.

180. You all got pranked.

181. How do you know it was Belson?

182. 'Cause Belson stinks!

183. He invited us here just to be a jerk to us!

184. Memo doesn't like Belson either.

185. He put toothpaste on his chonies.

186. That's the last straw.

187. We're gonna give Belson a real sleepover.

188. A sleepover he'll never forget.

189. Uh, we definitely shouldn't kill him,

190. but we should prank him.

191. Yeah! Let's do it! Let's prank that stinking jerk!

192. Then we rescue Belson. Sure.

193. Oh, man.

194. I bet they're trying to figure out a plan right now.

195. Huh?

196. Ugh. Are those my mom's clothes?

197. Bee-boo-bee-bee-boop.

198. Hey, Sandy. What's going on?

199. Oh, I'm just standin' outside, lookin' at some stars.

200. No, I'm sure nothing will happen, even though I am...

201. all by myself.

202. Whoa!

203. He really could use a father figure.

204. I mean, he has a dad, but he's just always traveling.

205. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

206. Let's pursue this.

207. How does it make you feel?

208. Open cellar doors, check.

209. Sorry, killer! Nothing personal!

210. Ow!

211. Hey, Belson!

212. You forgot to take out the trash!

213. Wah, wah, wah.

214. This is for Belson! Aah!

215. No, no, no! Clarence, it's me!

216. Belson? It was you?

217. We told you it was Belson.

218. I know. Hard to believe it

219. was me the whole time.

220. But why, Belson? I don't know.

221. I-I guess I just wanted everybody to come sleep over.

222. The last time I had a sleepover, nobody came,

223. so I thought if I had a prize, people would come.

224. You didn't have to do that. We still would have stayed over.

225. We wouldn't have.

226. Heh, no way. Not me neither.

227. Oh, Belson, you're such a card.

228. Besides, you pranked all of us anyway,

229. so it doesn't even matter.

230. You're right. I did prank all of you!

231. I win after all! You fools!

232. Not all of us!

233. It's true.

234. He knew it was you the whole time.

235. He's the last man standing.

236. Belson, what about just having a great sleepover?

237. Hmm. Nah. I want to keep my stuff.

238. Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop!

239. Huh?

240. Chad, the killer's after us!

241. We got to escape away! Hurry, hurry!

242. What?

243. Don't you want to wait for your buddy?

244. Drive, Chad, drive!

245. Didn't you all have a fun time today on our adventure?

246. Not really, but I did like dumping trash on Belson.

247. Yeah, and I think Cynthia and I made some real progress.

248. Told you Belson wasn't so bad.