Clarence 1x21

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

Kyle Arem as Dustin (voice) • Brent Popolizio as Joshua (voice) • Grace Kaufman as Chelsea (voice) • Joshua Black as Julien (voice)

Clarence is so troubled by the sight of his teacher in a social setting outside of school, he can't stop himself from intruding on her doomed blind date.

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1. I'm gonna go shopping.

2. All right, everyone. Have a great weekend!

3. Next week, we'll start learning about the state birds.

4. Yep, those are bird sounds, all right. Great.

5. Ms. Baker! Ms. Baker! Did you see the hat that I made?

6. Yes, I saw it. You were wearing it all day.

7. Very nice.

8. Hmm. That is a very nice hat.

9. Oh, Dustin, a word, please!

10. Hmm.

11. All set to order, or do we still need a minute?

12. Oh, um, I'm— I'm waiting for someone.

13. A friend. A-a date, I mean.

14. A blind date, really. My friend set us up.

15. I don't know what he looks like.

16. I mean, I know nothing about this guy,

17. absolutely nothing.

18. He could be an ex-convict for all I know.

19. What am I doing? Do you think I should just leave?

20. I'll just check back in a few minutes.

21. So, Clarence, what did you learn in school today?

22. Nothing. We just watched a video

23. about a frog that has babies out its back.

24. Oh, babies out its back? That's gross, man.

25. Welcome to Chuckleton's, where everything tastes funny.

26. Ha-ha-ha. How is everyone this evening?

27. May I start you off with some drinks?

28. Uh, I'll do an iced tea.

29. I'll have a water. Clarence, can you

30. focus on the menu for a minute

31. and decide what you want?

32. No, no, no!

33. Yeah, can I get a milkshake? Clarence.

34. I mean, I'll just have a regular milk, I guess.

35. Uh, I, uh— I'll be right back with your drinks.

36. Aah! Can we get some cheese toggles?

37. You gotta get something with veggies too.

38. What's that?

39. T-t-t-t-t-t— Wh-what? What is it?

40. Is there something on my face? Tapenade?

41. Timpani? Clarence, are you trying to say timpani?

42. Teacher! That's Ms. Baker, isn't it?

43. What is she doing here? It doesn't make sense.

44. Why is she here? Why? What does it mean?

45. Clarence. What does that mean?

46. What does this mean? What does this mean?

47. What does anything mean? Ugh.

48. Okay, Clarence.

49. I gotta figure this out. No. No!

50. Just pretend you didn't see her, okay? Please?

51. Mm, okay. I'll try.

52. Huh?

53. Oh, no.

54. You Melanie?

55. Oh, hi. Yes.

56. You must be Brenda's friend.

57. Yep. That's me.

58. Call me Larry.

59. So how old are you?

60. Uh. Ahem. I'm 32.

61. Thirty-two.

62. Thirty-two.

63. Seventy.

64. Are you a homeowner?

65. Um, no. I-I rent a condo.

66. Condo...

67. So, what do you like to eat here?

68. Oh, I've— I've never been here before.

69. Well, have you tried the crab legs?

70. No. I've never been here.

71. Oh. I didn't get that. Hm.

72. Clarence, how you liking your cinnamon rangers?

73. They're— Yeah, they're great.

74. I-I got to go do a-a thing.

75. A thing?

76. Yeah, a poop thing.

77. Clarence, don't say poop at the table.

78. I'm sorry. I mean, excuse me.

79. I mean, may I be excused? Unh.

80. Oh.

81. You got any kids?

82. Uh, no, none. Yet.

83. Ah. No... kids.

84. Oh, wait. Uh...

85. Oh.

86. Are you sure you don't want anything from the salad bar?

87. They got some great pickles.

88. No. I think I'm good.

89. Don't let me stop you, though.

90. I won't.

91. Oh, why did I ever trust Brenda?

92. Clarence!

93. Wh-What are you doing here?

94. I think I'll do the questioning here, Ms. Baker.

95. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at school?

96. Why would I be at school?

97. Because you're always at school?

98. Is that what you think? That I never leave the school?

99. Uh...

100. Okay, everyone. Have a great weekend!

101. Clarence, stop! No one vacuums me,

102. and I don't live at the school.

103. That doesn't make sense. Where do you go?

104. I go home. What? Home? Where?

105. That's not important.

106. Can we talk about this Monday?

107. But how did you get here

108. and where are your glasses

109. and why are you dressed like that and where—?

110. Is this a parent-teacher conference?

111. No, Clarence. It's not. I'm just—

112. I'm here with a friend.

113. Who, that guy? Is he your grandpa?

114. No, he's not.

115. Hey, it's probably time for you to head back now.

116. But how do you know him, though? He's not in our class.

117. I just do.

118. I really think you should go back to your table.

119. Is this your son?

120. Oh, no. He's— He's one of my students.

121. Hmm. Stu... dent.

122. Hi, Ms. Baker's friend. I'm Clarence.

123. Clarence? I'm Clarence!

124. I thought your name was Larry.

125. All right. Are we all ready to orde—? I'll be back later.

126. Yep. Larry is short for Clarence.

127. That's so cool. I've never met anyone with my name before.

128. We're twin brothers or something.

129. Hmm. No, I don't think so.

130. Uh, excuse me.

131. I need to use the ladies' room. I'm just gonna get—

132. Where's my kid? Is he still in the bathroom?

133. Yeah. What'd he do? Fall in?

134. That one never gets old.

135. I'll go check on him.

136. Then Jeff is my other friend. He's really cool.

137. He knows all this stuff about rocks

138. and fish and stuff like that.

139. One time at school, I brought in a chicken—

140. Oh— 'Cause my family raises chickens.

141. I brought in my chicken, Lucine.

142. She's named after my garbage lady.

143. Slow down. Slow down! Slow—

144. Ms. Baker wasn't mad, though. She thought it was funny.

145. But my mom was kind of mad.

146. Are you gonna marry Ms. Baker?

147. Couldn't tell you yet.

148. Just met her. Got to have a second date first.

149. Wait, is Ms. Baker still in the bathroom?

150. Why didn't she come back? Don't know.

151. Maybe she fell in. Mm, that joke's kind of old.

152. It's not a joke. We better check on her.

153. Okay.

154. Are we supposed to be in here?

155. It ain't nothin' I haven't seen before.

156. Yeah, but he's not even close to my type, Brenda.

157. No! I don't know why you— Ms. Baker?

158. Melanie. Melanie?

159. Is that you in there? You have got to be kidding me!

160. Ms. Baker, it's us, the Clarence brothers!

161. We're making sure you're all right.

162. Flush twice if you can hear us.

163. Hello?

164. Hey, buddy! You realize this is the women's room, right?

165. Oh, hey, Chad. Clarence and I

166. were just talking to Ms. Baker. Come on in.

167. Uh, Chad. How do you spell that?

168. I— Um... What?

169. All right! So actually, this isn't

170. Ms. Baker or Melanie in the stall.

171. It's someone else, so you guys can go away!

172. I brought you some of those crab legs I was talking about.

173. What? N-no. I don't— Oof! Aah!

174. Did you catch any of those? It's real good.

175. Is it okay if we have food in the bathroom?

176. You said I couldn't at school.

177. We're not in school, Clarence! I'm not your teacher now.

178. I'm just a regular person. Ow!

179. Wait a minute!

180. Ms. Baker, you are a regular person!

181. Does that mean that you're in there because you're lonely,

182. because you're all alone in the world

183. and like the last person on Earth after a zombie apocalypse

184. or the last piece of popcorn in the bottom of the bag

185. or the last puppy in the litter that nobody wants to take home?

186. Where are those guys? Excuse me!

187. Young man, you need to do something.

188. There are men in the women's bathroom.

189. Oh, no.

190. I just wanted to say hi to you

191. and so you'd have a fun time and to get married.

192. MS. I know you're trying to help,

193. but I'm fine. You can leave now.

194. Come out and sit at our table.

195. You can be part of our family.

196. I'm gonna come in and give you a hug.

197. Wait. Ah!

198. Come here. Come here. Hug me. Hug me.

199. Clarence, that's not necessary!

200. I want to give you a hu— Oh!

201. Okay! Everyone out!

202. Oh, you poor thing. I'm so sorry.

203. That's how I got my Bachelor's degree.

204. They just, like, print it.

205. Oh, I'm telling you!

206. A-after one, I think I'm done.

207. "One and done," I think, is what I said, actually,

208. one and done.

209. Decoupage. I cut out pieces of cardboard.

210. Clarence, do you have any more crab legs I could try?

211. Yeah.

212. I always get stuck bussing tables.

213. Whoa! Unh! Huh?

214. My eye!

215. Heh, heh. Chuckleton's.

216. Where everything tastes funny.