Clarence 1x16

Tayler Buck as Courtlin (voice) • Ivy Bishop as Malessica (voice) • Isabella Niems as Kimby (voice)

Clarence struggles to make a connection at an all-girls slumber party, leaving Sumo and Jeff at odds without Clarence as their "friendship buffer."

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1. Did you hand out all the invites?

2. Yeah. I couldn't find Darlie,

3. so I left it on her desk.

4. Well, I heard she barfed in gym,

5. so she had to go home.

6. That is so like her.

7. Okay, so, if you just remember that "blue" and "'92" rhyme,

8. it's just gonna be a lot more fun for everyone.

9. Psst. Psst. Hey, Jeff.

10. This is important, Clarence.

11. This is important too.

12. I'm writing with my teeth.

13. Hey, Jeff.

14. Hey, Jeff.

15. Ow! Oof! Uh-oh, pencil walrus out of the tank.

16. Hey, give him some fish!

17. Clarence, ugh. We talked about this.

18. No more pencil walrus, please. Sit up front. Come on.

19. Ooh!

20. Okay, that's enough.

21. Clarence, you got to..

22. Oh, hello, letter.

23. "Hey, there. You're invited."

24. I'm invited?

25. You're invited.

26. All right!

27. I got the new Kidz 2 Dudez tape,

28. so we can listen to that!

29. I'll bring a super long-last razzle dazzle hair gel

30. so we can glitter our hair!

31. I have "Werewolf Boyfriend 3" so we can watch it over and over!

32. And I got some cubby worms so we can play gummy nose.

33. Did you invite him?

34. Um, I don't think s— Thanks for inviting me.

35. How did you even know that I like parties so much?

36. Come on. Get in here. Join the hug force.

37. Ah. New friends.

38. Any idea for activities this weekend, Sumo?

39. We could hunt for roadkill.

40. I found a skunk last week. Had most of his head.

41. I got a new Spiro-kit set.

42. We could play with that.

43. We could throw your Spiro-kit set off my roof.

44. L-let's see what Clarence wants to do.

45. Oh, I'm going to that sleepover party.

46. Aren't you guys going? Kimby's party?

47. I don't think we're supposed to.

48. You guys are just jealous.

49. I'm sure they'll invite you next time.

50. Bye, friends.

51. What do we do now?

52. A gummy mummy!

53. Am I too early? Too late?

54. Uh, you're fine, I guess.

55. I like your wings.

56. So who's coming tonight?

57. Actually, it doesn't matter.

58. I'll have fun with anybody.

59. Huh?

60. Aah! Don't you guys think this is creepy?

61. This isn't a sleepover!

62. It's a slumber party!

63. I'm gonna pee my pants.

64. There's another perfect circle.

65. Yep, perfect circle.

66. Again.

67. Remember that time Clarence shoved

68. all those deviled eggs in his mouth?

69. Yeah. I was there.

70. So, uh... You heard from Clarence lately?

71. I've been here the whole time!

72. Okay. Pull yourself together, tough guy.

73. You can do this.

74. Think "slumber party." I got it.

75. I only brought girl horses.

76. I can't believe you stole my boyfriend!

77. I don't have a boyfriend.

78. Um... Okay, truth or dare.

79. Kimby, I dare you to, um, braid my hair.

80. I... I don't want to touch your hair.

81. Me, neither. Let's have a pillow fight.

82. You're ruining our night.

83. Um... Are you...

84. Sumo, I-I think it's...

85. your turn.

86. I can't take it anymore! Dah!

87. Can't you say something wacky?

88. You know, like something Clarence would say.

89. Good thinking. All right. How about... um...

90. Hey, fellas, how'd you like to ride... on a... tugboat?

91. I just can't do it! I'm not Clarence!

92. Okay, okay. I'll be Clarence.

93. Hi, my name is Cwarence.

94. I like pizza, and I have a chicken, and...

95. I get invited to parties, though Jeff

96. is the social butterfly of the group,

97. and if they would get to know Jeff,

98. they'd know he's the best person to have at a party.

99. I don't think Clarence would say that.

100. Ew!

101. Is Duncan Smith thinking about me right now?

102. "Yes." Ew!

103. Okay, okay. My turn.

104. Will Gilben kiss me on the lips?

105. "Yes." Ew!

106. Okay, Malessica. Your turn.

107. Does Jeff like me?

108. Aw, it says "Maybe."

109. Oh. Forget about him.

110. He's not that cute anyway.

111. Um, excuse me, lady friends.

112. Are you guys talking about this Jeff?

113. Yeah, she really likes him. I do not!

114. I just think he's nice... And a little bit cute.

115. Do you know him or something?

116. Yeah! He's my best friend, and we eat lunch every day,

117. and you should call him on the phone. He'd love that.

118. I don't know.

119. The origami says he might not like me.

120. Here, I'll do it for you.

121. 555-0101.

122. Hello? Uh... I don't know what to say!

123. You take it! No way!

124. You have to talk. This is your call.

125. You got to do it. Let me talk.

126. Good evening. Hello, Jeff.

127. Yes? Hi, this is—

128. What's your name?

129. Malessica.

130. This is Malessica.

131. I wanted to say that I think

132. you are a real upstanding gent.

133. Oh, my gosh. Malessica likes me!

134. But... something sounded off. All right, buddy.

135. I just wish Clarence was here to see this.

136. How did you do that? That was awesome.

137. Do you girls want to have some real fun?

138. I need to call her back.

139. I have to tell her I love her! No, man.

140. It's too soon. Too soon!

141. Come on, Courtlin! Come on! Come on.

142. Whee!

143. Clarence always says, "If you love someone,

144. you call them back immediately." No, that's wrong.

145. You'll freak her out. Clarence says—

146. Clarence isn't here. He's at that stupid slumber party.

147. Yeah. It is stupid.

148. I bet he's having so much fun over there.

149. Yeah, baking cookies.

150. And probably knitting or something dumb.

151. Yeah, or trying on outfits, doing each other's nails.

152. Talking about their feelings. Having dumb pillow fights.

153. Unh. Unh. Hee-hee-hee.

154. I don't think I've had this much fun

155. at a slumber party ever!

156. Me neither.

157. I just wish I'd talked to Jeff when I had the chance.

158. Oh, well.

159. No! Not "Oh, well."

160. You still have the chance.

161. Did Columbus say "Oh, well" when he couldn't discover Indiana

162. and he landed his plane in Canada instead?

163. No. He said, "Oh, maybe," and he put that flag down,

164. and he marched up to the courthouse,

165. and he made that bill a law!

166. Clarence, that's— Oh, yes.

167. That's why you ladies can vote to this very day.

168. So let's stop saying our "Oh, wells"

169. and start saying our "Oh, let's go to Jeff's already."

170. Yeah!

171. Whoo! Let's do it.

172. It's the new Kidz 2 Dudez song.

173. It's not even that bad. Yeah, I'm feeling it.

174. Oh, great. Sumo and Jeff are still having

175. a wild bro party in the dude cave.

176. Yep, bro'ing down like they always do.

177. You have to put your hands like this.

178. Let's go back to my place and hit each other with sticks.

179. Where you guys going? Don't you want to talk to Jeff?

180. I don't know if I like Jeff anymore.

181. Yeah, let's get wild. Come on, Clarence.

182. No, I-I'm afraid this is where we part ways.

183. I've taught you everything I know.

184. I'm needed here.

185. See you at school! Bye, Clarence!

186. I just feel like lead with this foot, then we pivot.

187. Hey, guys. Guess who's back!

188. Clarence!

189. All right, guys. Take it easy. You're gonna break my head.

190. Clarence, I got a call from a girl!

191. He was gonna call her back.

192. I told him you wouldn't like that.

193. I told him you would like that.

194. Anyway, we're glad you're back

195. 'Cause I was about to kill Jeff.

196. So did Malessica say anything about me?

197. I think she really likes me.

198. Um, I'm not so sure about that,

199. but don't worry, Jeff. There's plenty of girls

200. who want to be in the Jeff business.

201. After all, you're a real upstanding gent.

202. Upstanding gent.

203. Upstanding gent. Upstanding gent.

204. Upstanding gent. Upstanding gent.

205. Upstanding gent.