Clarence 1x15

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

John DiMaggio as Mel (voice) • Ari Rubin as Joseph (voice) • Riley B. Smith as Sumo's Little Brother (voice) • Christine Lakin as Tinona (voice)

Sumo devotes himself to the Sisyphean task of building a boat, defying the expectations of everyone in his life, including himself.

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1. Look—

2. Excuse me.

3. Excuse me.

4. I've achieved my goals.

5. I made it happen.

6. I was a cop for two years, okay?

7. Two years! So don't even try me.

8. I've seen it all, okay?

9. "Do you regret what you did?" Nah.

10. Hmm. Sure. Why not?

11. This test is easy.

12. Guys! If you want to succeed, all you got to do is—

13. Sumo. Sumo! Over here. Look at me.

14. Guys, this is important.

15. This is about your future.

16. Someday you're gonna thank me for all the knowledge.

17. You just need to work hard...

18. Get good grades, you need to respect—

19. Oh! A penny!

20. Oh, boy, it's a pretty nice one too!

21. And never disobey the law!

22. Oh, what— Hey, hey!

23. Hey! Hey, get back here!

24. Come here, you little— Oh!

25. Get back here! Hey! Hey! I'm gonna find you!

26. Come on, guys! Whose friend was that?

27. Speak up.

28. Okay, I guess that's another hour of detention.

29. I got nowhere to go.

30. I could be here all night.

31. Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

32. Think it's all a big joke, don't you?

33. Well, let me tell you something.

34. The joke's on you, Mr. Comedy Man!

35. See, cause I'm gonna take this, and I'm gonna do this.

36. I expect respectful responses on my desk next week.

37. Same time, same place— In detention.

38. Serious responses this time!

39. Change has to start with you, Mr. Sumowski!

40. I'm going so fast!

41. We could build a tree fort...

42. Or play aliens...

43. Or build a spaceship...

44. Maybe we could build a birdhouse.

45. You have any birdhouse-making supplies, Sumo?

46. Hey. Hey, Sumo?

47. Uh... I don't know. Maybe in my dad's shed.

48. Okay. Well, let's ask him if we can use them.

49. Yeah, Sumo, ask him!

50. Sumo! Yeah, dad?

51. Where you been? Uh, school.

52. Okay.

53. The dogs got into the trash again.

54. Spewed it all over the yard.

55. No playtime with your friends,

56. until you clean all this up. But, Dad,

57. we were gonna build— Sorry, gents. Sumo's got a job.

58. He can play tomorrow.

59. Sorry, guys. I got to clean this trash up.

60. That's okay, Sumo. We'll help you.

61. Five hands is better than three, right?

62. That doesn't make sense, Clarence.

63. No! My dad told me to do it!

64. That's okay...

65. Tomorrow is actually better for us.

66. Yeah, tomorrow.

67. Should we go to my house instead, or...?

68. We'll work it out tomorrow.

69. Bye, Sumo.

70. You're a knucklehead. You're a knucklehead.

71. Yeah, Jerry swapped out the V-6 for a V-10.

72. A V-10? No way!

73. Hey, wait! What're you guys talkin' about?

74. Sumo, did you wash your hands?

75. Uh... Yep.

76. Okay, grab a plate, darlin'.

77. Jerry's new boat is so fast,

78. it has two motors. Yeah, well I—

79. Two of 'em!

80. Yeah, we're taking it out this weekend.

81. Cool. Hey, Dad.

82. Maybe I should get a boat.

83. Dad!

84. Hey, Dad! Dad!

85. What?

86. I'm building a boat! Myself!

87. A boat, huh? Yeah.

88. What you building it out of?

89. Oh, uh... stuff that floats.

90. I'll believe it when I see it.

91. Jerry's boat has a fridge too.

92. Hey! What you got there? Aah!

93. None of your business.

94. Hey, come on. Let me see.

95. Hey! No!

96. Oh. You dork.

97. I thought it was gonna be something cool.

98. Here.

99. Hey, Clarence. I was thinking we could get together.

100. Hey, Sumo!

101. So you, um— You know Jeff, right?

102. Uh, so me and Jeff got this shampoo,

103. and you know that one fountain by the— Over by the park.

104. We were gonna—

105. We were gonna go dump the shampoo in it

106. and see what happens.

107. Jeff, no, put it down! Jeff, stop it!

108. Oh, my gosh.

109. Hello?

110. We're gonna get in trouble.

111. I made it sound like we are having so much fun!

112. I am having fun.

113. I know, right?

114. Are you real?

115. Change has to start with you.

116. Hmm. Mm!

117. Can I use this for somethin'?

118. Nah, I'm using that.

119. How about this?

120. That my good weed whacker?

121. No, it's the broken one. See?

122. Okay, fine.

123. How about this?

124. Spoken for.

125. This?

126. Aah! Get out of my ear, you stupid—

127. Ow! Get out of my head!

128. Hey, Sumo. How you doin'?

129. Clarence, hey.

130. Still working on the boat?

131. Still working on the boat.

132. Well, do you got any extra tools?

133. I could probably help you. Nah. Just this one hammer.

134. Well, I can still help. Look!

135. Hey, check me out!

136. I'm a robot.

137. I have robot arms.

138. I can do the work of two normal guys!

139. Ow! Dang it, Clarence!

140. If you're not gonna help build a boat,

141. just get out of here!

142. Oof!

143. Jeff, Sumo hates me now.

144. I'm sure he doesn't hate—

145. Sorry I yelled at you the other day.

146. I was just frustrated.

147. That's okay.

148. Do you want to go to the movies with me and Jeff tomorrow?

149. We're gonna go see the Robofrog movie.

150. Nah.

151. I think I got to keep working on my boat.

152. I really need to finish my boat.

153. Are you up there, Santa Claus?

154. Oh, there you are.

155. Well, Santa, I'm just worried about my friend, Sumo.

156. He's just been actin' like a really crazy guy,

157. he yelled at me, and I think that the boat he's building

158. is drivin' him crazy.

159. So can you make sure that he just finishes it

160. and that we can just be friends again?

161. Thanks, Santa.

162. Can you tell mom to let me see Robofrog with Jeff tomorrow?

163. Oh, come on, you stinking thing...

164. What you building there, Noah?

165. It's a boat.

166. You do know you're about 30-40 miles

167. from the nearest body of water, don't you?

168. Yeah. So?

169. Well, shoot.

170. Maybe it'll flood and you'll be the only one above water.

171. What do you say about that? What? I don't know.

172. Well, don't catch cold out here.

173. Aah!

174. Hey, buddy.

175. You need some help?

176. 'Cause you got some.

177. We're gonna stay right here and build all night

178. until your dream boat is a real boat.

179. How are we gonna get this thing in the water?

180. I'll take you guys.

181. But mostly just to watch you sink.

182. Yeah.

183. Ahoy there, mateys!

184. It's time to sail the seven seas.

185. Okay, let's go!

186. Guys, I think we should review

187. our boating-safety protocol.

188. Jeff, pirates live dangerously.

189. That's why they only got one eye. Duh.

190. Arr! Let's boat!

191. The sailor's life is the life for me.

192. It's the best, best life on any blue sea!

193. Aw, dang it!

194. Come on, Clarence! Jump!

195. Aah!

196. Whoo! We did it!

197. Oh, my gosh! I can't believe we did it!

198. We're on a boat! We're on a boat!

199. Hoist the sails!

200. You did it, buddy! You did it!

201. Hooray for Sumo! Hooray for Sumo!

202. I did it? Yeah, that's what we're saying.

203. I did it! I did it!

204. My boat worked!

205. Aah! Help!

206. The thing I want most in life is a boat.

207. You don't need a boat all the time...

208. unless you live in it or something.

209. But when you're out there in the water,

210. a boat'll keep you from going under.

211. Mm... Hyup!

212. So I built a boat.

213. I don't have a lot of things that are mine.

214. Sometimes things are really hard for me.

215. It's not perfect, but it's my boat...

216. and I love it...

217. It's... so beautiful.

218. Can I go now?