Clarence 1x10

Directed by Raymie Muzquiz

Gavin Pierce as Crendle (voice) • Thomas Barbusca as Malakevin (voice) • Abigail Revasch as Ms. Mushburger / Book Club Lady 2 (voice)

Clarence hosts a fun game to meet new friends. But things go awry when Clarence accidentally buries the money his Mom gave him to buy refreshments for her book club meeting.

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1. Hello, everyone!

2. Thank you for coming!

3. Welcome to the Third Annual Daily Dollar Hunt,

4. brought to you by the Clarence Group.

5. Jeff the ref will now lay down the law... Ow.

6. of the game. Okay. Well, it's not annual.

7. This is the first time we've done it. The rules are simple.

8. There's a dollar hidden in the yard,

9. and whoever finds it gets to keep it.

10. Any questions?

11. Where's my mom?

12. Oh, um... bus, uh, home?

13. Nobody knows the true worth of a man.

14. Clarence, these kids look like they might sue us.

15. We should have them sign waivers.

16. Nah. These kids have kind faces.

17. The kind that I trust for no good reason.

18. This is the best turnout we've had in years!

19. The Clarence Group has never done this.

20. Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!

21. If we find the money, who gets to keep it?

22. You do.

23. Why?

24. 'Cause it's fun!

25. Life is but a dance of triumph and tragedy.

26. Sure, you can dance.

27. Let the dollar hunt begin!

28. Is there a volume knob on this thing?

29. Got to turn it off.

30. Clarence, turn it off!

31. Come on.

32. Maybe I'll just... sit on it.

33. Let the hunt begin!

34. Oh, uh, oi, heh?

35. Huh?

36. Uh.

37. No, get! Get! No!

38. Sumo's in charge of creating obstacles.

39. Hoo-ah!

40. Hey, hey, you're okay, buddy.

41. No! Oh!

42. Sic semper tyrannis!

43. Uh... please. Lost. Bus?

44. That's right. Just keep looking for that dollar.

45. Clarence!

46. Come on.

47. Don't forget, I'm making casserole

48. for my book club tonight.

49. Mom, look! The dollar hunt is a huge success!

50. Everyone's having a great time. Give it to me.

51. Yep. Come on.

52. Clarence, hello!

53. I'm leaving to get my hair done.

54. Do you still have that $20 bill I gave you for groceries?

55. Way ahead of you, Mom. I got the list right here

56. and the $20 right here. Ooh.

57. All right. That's good, sweetheart.

58. I'm depending on you. Love you. Bye.

59. Got to go. Love you. Bye.

60. Aw, jeez.

61. Jeff? Yeah...?

62. You remember that $1 bill that I said I buried?

63. What did you do?

64. Well, I might have sort of buried a $20 bill instead.

65. The one your mom gave you to buy groceries

66. to make casserole for book club

67. while she's getting her hair done?

68. Yep, that's the one. Don't tell anyone!

69. We can still switch it back.

70. Don't tell anyone what?

71. That I buried a $20 bill instead of a $1 bill.

72. Oops. You didn't hear that.

73. $20? Hot dog! Oh, $20!

74. $20? 'Tis my destiny.

75. Oh, $20! Ah!

76. Wait. No. Everybody stop the hunt!

77. Stop the hunt!

78. Unfortunately, the rules say

79. the hunt can only stop when the money is found.

80. Who made these horrible rules?

81. That doesn't matter because you know where the money is, right?

82. Um... Right...?

83. Clarence?

84. The singularity is upon us!

85. Hah! Ah!

86. Oh!

87. Whoa! Unh!

88. Eggs. Feathers.

89. Don't tell me you can't remember where you hid the money.

90. Okay. I won't.

91. Eggs. Poop. More poop. Clarence, a mother's trust

92. is a sacred bond. You can't fail her!

93. Retrace your steps!

94. No! Retrace them in your mind.

95. My mind?

96. Hey, hey, Clarence, have you seen my lipstick?

97. No!

98. You're a cute little dickens,

99. aren't you, salami-me?

100. What you doing in there, buddy?

101. Nothing! Run!

102. Stop making sense, making s— Whoa!

103. Oh, that's it.

104. I know where it is now.

105. I buried it over by the tree!

106. Oh, oh, yes!

107. Mouth, you clumsy dork.

108. Get that dirt out of there!

109. Huh?

110. Aww. This doesn't look like money.

111. Jazzy Jake, your batteries still work!

112. Clarence, stay focused.

113. Where's the money? Uh...

114. Could it maybe sort of—

115. It's right here. Actually, it's right here.

116. The grassy knoll.

117. Salami-me!

118. Hey, who bit you?

119. This yours, money?

120. Oh, good job!

121. It was an inside job! Aw, dang it!

122. Andrew Jackson was a cannibal! Look it up!

123. The drones are coming!

124. Hey!

125. I wonder if that's true.

126. I just wanted to show everybody

127. a good time by making them hunt for money,

128. but now my mom won't get her casserole thing.

129. She'll probably get fired out of her book club or something.

130. How could I be so reckless?

131. Her life is ruined now.

132. We could just ask my mom to make a casserole.

133. She's got nothing but free time. No, Jeff.

134. I screwed this up myself.

135. Now I got to screw it down myself.

136. But how can we buy all that stuff without any money?

137. Ah, we don't need all that stuff.

138. One time my brothers made a birthday cake

139. out of sponges and shaving cream.

140. Best cake I ever had.

141. That's it.

142. That's it! We'll just make a casserole

143. out of stuff we already got. Look.

144. We got plenty of stuff in here.

145. We got sardines, ketchup, olives, milk of magnetslia,

146. cat food, dog food, bird food, cereal, cereal, cereal,

147. hot-dog buns, thin mint gum, muffin wrappers, hot sauce,

148. super hot sauce... I don't think the recipe

149. calls for that stuff.

150. floor, ceiling, wall, carpet,

151. shelf, other shelf, more shelves, roof, house, friends...

152. You're just listing things. Get your head in the game.

153. So we need tablespoons

154. of baking soda. We got grape soda.

155. Perfect. Gah.

156. Uh, that's more than two tablespoons.

157. Some is good. More is better.

158. Next! Do we have any cheese?

159. Uh... we got mac and cheese.

160. Even better! Huh! Huh!

161. Num-num-num. Mmm! Cheesy!

162. We don't have that or that or that.

163. Ooh, we have eggs.

164. Eggs, eggs! Eggs, eggs!

165. Okay. Two cloves of garlic, finely chopped.

166. Potato flakes. Ugh, ugh!

167. We got to speed this up.

168. Four scallions, sliced.

169. Four jelly beans, squished.

170. Do you have a paring knife? I got a can of pears.

171. One pound ground maple pork sausage.

172. Try saying that five times fast.

173. One pound ground maple pork sausage.

174. One pound ground maple pork sausage.

175. All right. Let's get this baby in the oven.

176. Okay, lift on three, rest on seven,

177. and put it in the oven on 10. Ready?

178. One, two, three, four, five, six,

179. seven, eight, nine, 10!

180. Now, gentlemen, we wait.

181. Maple.

182. We should clean up this mess before your mom gets home.

183. Wow, cool. Yeah, yeah. Wait a second.

184. Whoa!

185. Yum, yum. Give me some.

186. Okay, cleanup time.

187. Grab some paper towels

188. and throw them on everything.

189. I'm so late. Did you get the g—

190. Oh, hey, Mom! Clarence, what have you done?

191. We made your casserole.

192. But this mess! My book club is coming in 20 minutes!

193. Oh!

194. Hey, they're early! Oh!

195. No worries! It's done!

196. Ugh!

197. Flavor bubbles.

198. I— Yeah, I think, uh, the flower was melancholy

199. because, uh, it, uh, wanted to grow more?

200. You kn— Um... mm.

201. Ha! Funny joke, Mary!

202. Yeah, so funny.

203. Ha, ha. Yeah.

204. I'm... pretty funny.

205. Man, she's drowning out there.

206. And we're her pool noodles.

207. Come on, guys. There's no time to lose.

208. Your mom said stay in here. You heard him!

209. Come on! Who wants casserole?

210. Oh.

211. Well, go ahead.

212. Oh, uh, thank you.

213. This one's for you, Mrs. Murderburger.

214. Compliments of the chef, my mom.

215. Mm.

216. What do you think?

217. MRS. I suddenly remember in Munich,

218. I tasted a casserole made by

219. the mad sculptor Warwick Xylander.

220. Voulez-vous avec croissant...

221. MRS. It was so unique, so complex,

222. so glorious...

223. This casserole...

224. is far better!

225. Yes, far better. Far better.

226. Clarence, I don't know how you do it.

227. Well, I will gladly tell you, Mom.

228. Sometimes when you're on a dollar hunt, you find $1.

229. Sometimes you find $2.

230. And sometimes you find

231. a million dollars!

232. You're probably right, Clarence.

233. Hello? Is anyone there?

234. I think I'm stuck.

235. Help!