1. Based on real events
from the autobiography
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3. Some characters and events
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4. - (ALL EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)
- No.
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6. Calm down, calm down.
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7. - (GROANS)
Oh, wow.
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8. Wait a sec, wait a sec.
Don't get your feathers ruffled!
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9. Don't get your reathers fluffed.
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10. - The spider.
Mm.
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11. - (ROBERTO GROANS)
- Be careful.
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12. 1968, Mexico city.
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13. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
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14. Run, run, Marcos.
Run, run.
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15. - Wow, okay, there it is. Huh?
- (GRACIELA GROANS)
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16. You weren't counting
on my cunningness!
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17. What was that?
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18. Go to your room
and find the spider.
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19. - Hurry, hurry!
- (KIDS GROANING)
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20. Disgusting.
- Go with them.
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21. - ROBERTO JR.: Did you hear that?
Why us?
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22. It was so scary.
It was horrible!
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23. I don't want to look for it.
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24. It's okay.
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25. If we stick together,
it'll be fine.
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26. Hey, who's out there?
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27. Hey!
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28. Is anybody out there?
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29. (SHOUTS) Hey!
- (BANGING ON WINDOW)
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30. - (GATE CREAKS)
Hey!
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31. - Hey!
- (DOGS BARKING)
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32. Did you catch it?
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33. Yes, my love. But it's gone now.
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34. Okay?
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35. You're scared of spiders too,
aren't you?
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36. - Yeah, a little.
Sweetheart,
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37. though your dad's afraid
of spiders,
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38. he's still very brave,
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39. - Thank you, Daddy.
- Of course, honey.
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40. - Go to sleep. Go.
Come on.
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42. Not Really On Purpose.
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43. No, brother,
you're totally wrong.
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44. Man, I don't even
wanna look at you,
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45. - it makes my adrenaline rush.
- Can't you see this my way?
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46. - That was gonna end badly!
- Well, it ended badly anyway.
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47. You're the one
that doesn't understand,
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48. you little tiny man!
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49. You know what it's like to quit
a show that made your career?
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50. - It's insanity!
- So you're not even gonna
hear me out?
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51. Why'd I have to
keep listening to you?
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53. what the hell I'm gonna say
to Vargas!
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54. I'm telling you,
brother, I'm serious.
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with your attitude up there.
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from speaking ill of people?
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57. No, no, don't answer that,
I'll tell you.
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58. We gain more hate than love,
like that.
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59. Do you know how many people
wanted that TV slot?
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60. Have you ever
asked yourself that? Huh?
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61. You put everything at risk,
Roberto! Everything!
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62. Now Treviño is probably
pulling his strings
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63. to put in Palacios,
or whoever else!
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64. - No, no, not Palacios, no!
- Yes, of course Palacios!
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65. - What are we gonna do, huh?
- What are we gonna do?
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66. I'm not gonna do anything.
You got yourself into this mess,
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67. and you can get yourself
out of it!
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68. "Victor Palacios 'We see faces,
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69. we don't know
about your sister.'"
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70. Can you explain to me
what the hell we just saw?
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71. - (COUGHS, LAUGHS)
- I thought it would never end.
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72. - Eternal!
- Yeah.
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73. And the best part was Palacios.
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74. - Explain to me.
I'd a blast
shooting it.
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75. - (LAUGHTER)
- Buddy!
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76. (SING-SONGY) My brother!
- (LAUGHTER)
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77. - Come over here. (LAUGHS)
- Give me just a second.
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78. - Verito... (KISSES)
we'll see you tomorrow, okay?
- Yes, of course.
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You're so talented, my God.
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80. I have to absolutely agree
with you.
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81. (LAUGHS) You already know
Mauricio Kleiff, right?
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82. - The best writer in Mexico?
- Oh.
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83. Who happens to work for you now.
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84. - Ah!
Oh!
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85. - (CHUCKLES) Hello there.
It's a pleasure!
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86. Unbelievable!
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of writing you
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88. the best comedy
in Mexico for television.
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89. Hey, I think we can do something
with The Crazy Guy
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90. - and The Tomato.
- Ooh, all right.
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91. How does this sound to you?
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92. Cocktail of Belly Laughs!
With Victor Palacios.
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93. (CHUCKLES) I love it!
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94. Especially
the Victor Palacios part!
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95. Well, you deserve it,
believe me.
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96. Having come to Channel 8
is the best decision
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97. you ever made
in your entire career.
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98. - I sure hope so.
- Trust me, it is.
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99. - (VICTOR CHUCKLES)
- So, now what?
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100. Should we go out
for drinks or what?
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101. - To celebrate.
- Yeah. But you're paying.
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102. Oh, delicious!
I'm already craving drinks,
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103. - my mouth is watering.
- (ALL LAUGH)
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104. Just from knowing
that you're gonna write for me.
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105. Hey, let's get movin',
it's gonna rain.
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106. Sure.
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
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107. Deep cleaning
with less quantity.
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108. Make your clothes shine
like new with Brillo Max.
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109. Available in all supermarkets
and specialty shops.
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110. These reforms
aim to modernize labor laws
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111. and improve working conditions
in the country.
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113. - an extremely important step...
- (GRASSHOPPER CHIRPING)
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114. towards the modernization
of the Mexican labor market.
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has been widely debated.
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school curriculum,
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at all levels.
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119. Although there's been
considerable support,
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quite a bit of pressure
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that have recession.
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122. They want a deeper look
at these proposals.
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123. Now we move forward
with other subjects.
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126. in order to come
to an agreement.
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127. I'm just a nervous wreck, honey.
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128. I have to come up
with the idea of the century.
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130. now that there's another mouth
to feed on the way.
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131. If five can eat, six can eat.
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133. who's never had to feed
five mouths.
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134. Especially when
those five mouths
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135. - eat as if they were ten.
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137. it's got quite the appetite,
just like their mother.
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138. Mm.
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139. Well, then you and I
are gonna have to eat
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140. as if we were half of one.
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141. It's not a big deal.
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142. But we're gonna manage,
just like we always have.
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143. Yeah, the two of us
are gonna manage,
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144. just like we always have.
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145. - As a team.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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148. The most "Chonk-nificent."
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149. (CHUCKLES)
You're chonk-nificent.
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150. You're more chonk-nificent.
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151. What's up?
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153. - How— How can I help you?
- (GRACIELA PANTING)
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154. Call the doctor.
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155. (NERVOUSLY) And then?
After that?
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156. 1978, Acapulco.
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157. I told you to wear a t-shirt.
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158. Just look at what happened
to you.
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159. A T-shirt? No, Mom,
I'm not five years old!
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160. No, but you're eight.
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161. Honey,
I really need your opinion.
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162. Mom! Which one do you like best?
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163. With that dress?
Neither of them.
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164. Next time, I want you
completely covered in sunscreen.
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165. - Sorry. You have to.
- Chelita, are you listening?
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166. Yeah.
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with Casasola.
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170. I've been thinking,
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171. instead of saying goodbye
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172. it'd be better to make it
a bonfire on the beach.
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173. But he's insisting that
he wants to do it down here...
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174. Ow!
- ... because he says he already
has everything planned
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175. - and I don't know...
- Ow. It's burning!
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176. - Oh, I know, but listen...
- (SIGHS)
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177. I already sent for the cream
I always put on you.
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179. I think it's much more exciting
on the beach, you know?
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180. We'll have a bonfire,
right next to the shore.
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181. Come on.
You know I don't like that.
- The gorgeous sunset,
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182. the Acapulco lights
are gonna look unbelievable!
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183. Nina, can you bring me
Paulina's sandals, please, hon?
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184. - All right.
Mom!
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- What do you think is better?
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are you leaning towards?
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to do it down there?
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to give me Ceci's blouse,
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192. - it's my favorite one!
My blouse you mean?
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193. Because you lent it to me!
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194. No, I didn't lend you anything!
Yes, you did,
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195. - you're lying!
- Hey, listen, can you guys
please help me out?
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What's going on?
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Jesus, mom, tell her!
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198. I asked you to please
take care of their sister...
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199. Crazy,
that never happened.
What are you saying?
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200. - What do you think?
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201. The beach or the pool?
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202. Wherever there's
more shade, Dad.
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203. (CHUCKLES) Come here.
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204. - Ow!
- Ow, ow! Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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207. They say a fifth isn't bad,
but a sixth one, Roberto?
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208. - Are you serious? (CHUCKLES)
- Ah! (LAUGHS)
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209. (CHUCKLES) Sergio!
- (BABY CRYING)
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I just came to congratulate,
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211. but I'll stop by another time.
I don't wanna bother.
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212. - Hey, you already came up.
- Just stay.
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213. Come on, come on.
No, no, for real.
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214. Come on, please.
Come on in.
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215. - Come on in.
- Thank you.
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but just look at how beautiful
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219. (CHUCKLES)
Thank you so much, Sergio.
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220. - Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.
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what you were gonna give.
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223. - So, I just...
- It should be chocolate, man,
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- But, come on,
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225. I don't eat chocolate, buddy!
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229. I told you, man.
They didn't even take two days.
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230. - They gave them our time slot?
- They're fighting it.
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231. So, you better hope
that baby comes
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three weeks left.
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234. - Only three weeks?
Three weeks, ma'am.
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who makes Vargas happy
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237. will stay on the air,
but the other, goodbye.
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238. Hey, I really love it.
- I love it too, my brother!
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239. - You seem super comfortable!
- I am comfortable, I love it.
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Tell me.
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241. I wanna start dancing
some disco. Eh, eh, eh!
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242. That's it! So, you like it then?
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right this very minute.
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244. I bet you that they'll give us
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245. - Chespirito's prime time.
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246. Ah.
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249. and Roberto hasn't presented
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250. Well, then goodbye, Roberto.
And hello, Victor Palacios!
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251. - Welcome to it! (LAUGHS)
- (VICTOR LAUGHS)
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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256. There's a cross
in front of the window, Daddy.
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257. - (KIDS SOBBING)
- Calm down, girls.
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258. (GASPS) There it is!
It's just the cross
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259. of the new hospital
across the street!
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260. And why does it turn on
when there's thunder?
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261. Hmm, well...
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262. that's because
it's a coincidence.
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263. What's that, Dad?
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265. There's thunder,
and at the same time,
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266. the cross turns on and off,
as it always does.
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267. And is that cross
always gonna be there?
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268. I think so.
But you're gonna get used to it.
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269. - I'm scared of it.
- Why are you scared, my baby,
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you two are so brave.
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271. And besides,
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272. I'm gonna be working
right next door, okay?
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273. - Now go to sleep, hmm?
- Don't leave, Dad.
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then who's gonna defend us?
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to be afraid of.
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With your parents who love you.
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279. before I give you
a tickle attack.
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280. (CHUCKLE) No!
- (ROBERTO CHUCKLES)
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281. Take care of your sister, okay?
I love you.
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282. - I love you, Daddy.
- Go to sleep now.
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283. Get some rest, Dad.
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as a superhero?
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285. (WHISPERS)
I just put her to sleep.
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286. (WHISPERS)
Do you think my daughters see me
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287. - as a superhero?
- (GRACIELA CHUCKLES)
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288. Well, of course,
you're their father.
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290. 'Cause I'm more scared
than they are.
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can't also be scared?
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of a superhero.
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297. A parody of a superhero!
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298. - You're gonna wake her up.
- A bootleg superhero!
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300. - (TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
- Chapulin the Avenger.
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but scared to death,
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criminals in the world.
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- He's a clumsy guy!
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305. Kind of an idiot,
but he thinks he's a superhero.
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306. - And he's a grasshopper.
- Okay. What else?
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what grasshoppers do?
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308. - Well...
- They jump!
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- (ROBERTO LAUGHS)
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the grasshopper dressed in green
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- Okay.
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- And why is he wearing a cape?
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he doesn't wear a cape.
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some tiny wings
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319. that are completely useless.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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the tights?
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321. - Yeah.
Oh, boy!
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very particular!
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exploit what us Mexicans enjoy.
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of anything
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327. Showing that we can be heroes,
despite all our fears.
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330. And I wanna make comedy
out of that.
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- That's it!
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we'll find another one.
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about you, man,
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337. I always end up
falling in love with your ideas!
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338. All we need
is for them to like it up there.
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339. Yes, they'll like it.
They'll love it.
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340. Come here.
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343. Come on,
you didn't let me finish!
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344. - What happened, man?
- It didn't happen.
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- (SIGHS) Can't believe it!
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if we can't shoot a pilot,
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we can convince them.
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349. I don't know
how we're gonna do it.
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in the Yucatan Peninsula,
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of the Caribbean Sea...
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in the country there.
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a lot more.
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just a little further down.
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358. Look, we're looking at the map
right here on the screen.
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- Yes. I...
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but I don't see anything.
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From here on out,
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the northern United States.
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the Pacific Ocean.
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364. Let's keep it going
until we get it.
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Hi there.
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- What's going on?
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368. Nice to meet you.
Mariano Casasola.
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370. - Well, guys, how can I help you?
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Mm-hmm.
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the green light to shoot a pilot
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of doing it secretly.
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375. - Come on, man! (CHUCKLES)
I was just joking.
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378. Hey, but it's a great idea!
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you wanna record here?
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that's really worth it!
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a lot at stake.
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present a detailed plan.
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386. Delighted to be able
to break the rules.
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take care of the rest.
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- Easy.
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- Yeah.
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391. Pleasure meeting you.
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Thank you.
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393. - Yes, Peña. I'll see you.
It's done. Thank you.
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Let's try it again.
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let's put Aguas Calientes here.
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- Wait a sec.
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397. - Did you get the ones
I asked you to get?
- Wait.
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in all the colors. Black.
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I'm gonna look like Zorro.
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400. - White ones.
- Like a swan?
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401. And these ones?
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402. - (ROBERTO GROANS)
- No?
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403. And blue tights?
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of the effects of chroma key
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405. and it's blue,
so I can't use blue...
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406. All right, the green ones then.
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407. Well, yeah, yeah,
it's been green all along.
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408. We're gonna make a green
grasshopper costume.
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409. - Green then.
- Yeah.
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410. - (KIDS ARGUING)
- And what am I gonna put
on my head?
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411. Don't worry about that stuff.
I'll take care of it,
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412. you do your part.
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413. I was thinking
maybe a little hat.
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414. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
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415. Can I tell you a joke, Daddy?
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416. - Tell it to your mom!
- (SIGHS) Not right now.
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417. Why don't you help me out
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418. and go get
your dad's bathing suit
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419. from his room?
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420. - She asked me to do it!
- No, she asked me!
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421. No, she asked me!
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422. (PANTING)
Okay, okay. (GROANS)
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423. (GRUNTS) Okay.
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424. Hey, are you almost done?
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425. Yeah, I'm getting close.
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426. Chelita made me
the grasshopper costume
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some green tights.
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428. No, not green ones, Roberto.
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to the color green,
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430. we can't use either green
or blue.
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432. Be careful, honey, careful.
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433. - Mom, can I tell you a joke now?
Chela!
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434. Honey, don't get upset, please.
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435. It can't be green either!
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436. What?
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437. It can't be blue or green,
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438. because of the effects
they wanna create or something.
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439. (SIGHS) So, then,
do I have to start over?
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440. - I'm so sorry, honey.
Daddy,
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441. can I finally tell you
a joke now?
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442. Tell me whatever joke you want.
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443. Story has it,
there was a Cuban dancer,
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444. very pretty.
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445. And they were just gonna take
a photo of her.
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446. But the photographer
then noticed that
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447. the dancer's mouth
was very big and wide!
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448. And so, then he says,
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449. "When I count to three,
say, 'Red Color.'"
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450. "Like this,
with your lips puckered up,
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451. 'Red Color.'"
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452. "One, two, three, colorao!"
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453. Colorao... uh.
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454. Colorado!
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455. It's "Chapulin Colorado,"
nothing else. Colorado!
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456. - Colorado!
Colorado.
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457. Thank you. Colorado!
Chapulin Colorado. Grasshopper!
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458. Pass me the red tights, honey.
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459. Roberto!
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460. Stop being such a follower!
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461. Roberto!
We're gonna shoot tomorrow.
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462. - Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow?
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463. Yes, tomorrow.
Time's running out on us,
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464. and Treviño
is giving it his all.
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465. - (ROBERTO SIGHS)
- Uh, girls,
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466. please, bring me a bra
from my drawer, please.
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467. - She asked me.
- No, she asked me!
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468. What are you doing?
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469. The costume
for Chapulin Colorado.
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470. Chapulin Colorado?
Give it to me!
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471. That's a really good name.
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472. - Here.
But for tomorrow?
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473. Okay, Sergio, hold this for me.
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474. And we have to do it now,
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475. or they might
change their minds tomorrow.
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476. No, no, no.
We're gonna be ready.
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477. Here are your little antennas.
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478. My little vinyl antennas!
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479. - (CHUCKLES)
We're gonna make it.
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480. Mommy, can I go play now?
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481. No, my love,
I need you to help me.
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482. Girls, go give Paulina
her bottle.
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483. She asked me.
No, she asked me!
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484. Listen,
I need you to help me with this.
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485. Pass me that blanket, honey.
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486. - Can you do something like this?
- Damn it!
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487. Honey!
- What?
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488. I need you to please embroider
this for me right now!
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489. Well, I need two more arms
because I can't be a mother,
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490. a wife, and a seamstress
at the same time!
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491. (SIGHS) There.
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492. All right. Give her to me.
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493. Come here, honey. (SHUSHES)
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494. (SIGHS) I'm sorry.
- (BABY COOS)
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495. I know this is hard and that
you've got a lot going on.
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496. But this is
the first time in my life
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497. that I'm afraid of failing.
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498. - (BABY COOS)
- Everything will be okay.
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499. Anyway,
what do you need this for?
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500. Chapulin Colorado
will need an emblem.
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501. With the heart on the front.
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502. As it should be.
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503. Well, let's say no more.
Let me get to work.
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504. Thank you.
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505. All right,
let's put you to sleep, baby.
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506. There you go.
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507. What is such a handsome man
doing alone at a bar?
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508. Handsome guys also get thirsty.
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509. No, but I was referring
to that guy over there.
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510. Sorry, sir,
you seem a little bit troubled.
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511. Could I be able to help
with the dilemma?
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512. The beach or the pool?
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513. The beach.
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514. - And a bonfire.
- Hmm. (CHUCKLES)
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515. I mean, right?
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516. How do you do it?
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517. Well, sometimes
we gotta help our writer,
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518. who's kind of an idiot.
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519. Oh, yeah?
- (CHUCKLES)
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520. - Well, he gets tangled up.
- Are you implying he's a moron,
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521. or an idiot?
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522. Which one?
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523. You guys having a good time?
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524. - Mariano!
- Roberto.
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525. We were working,
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526. we were saying
that the final scene
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527. should actually take place
on the beach and with a bonfire.
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528. - Oh, yeah?
- I mean, only as long
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529. - as you are also on board.
- And around sunset, right?
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530. Oh, you've decided!
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531. - Yeah.
- No.
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532. Tell me then,
what am I here for?
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533. I think Maggie has a point,
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534. everything would look
a little bit better there.
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535. Look, I don't know if Maggie has
a point or not, Roberto,
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536. but I think that I should be
the one to make that decision.
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537. With all due respect,
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538. the one who has all
the creative authority is me.
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539. With all due respect,
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540. you'll have to allow me
to disagree with you.
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541. No, Mariano, let me remind you
that he's the genius here.
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542. Let me remind you
that your genius
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543. made the creative decision
to be all alone with you.
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544. - Hey, stop it, Mariano.
- Alone and very cozy together!
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545. - What are you talking about?
- Oh, stop, I can see you!
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546. Don't insult my intelligence!
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547. Your intelligence?
(CHUCKLES) Gimme a break!
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548. Of course.
Only one genius here, right?
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549. Well, yes, it seems that way!
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550. Well, it's over!
Go be with your genius!
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551. (GROANS) Oh, to hell with this!
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552. Mariano!
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553. Wait a second!
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554. Wait a sec.
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555. What the hell do you want,
you idiot?
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556. Please,
will you just wait a minute?
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557. You're really such
a pain in the ass, man.
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558. Where are you going,
have you lost your mind or what?
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559. No, I didn't lose my mind,
but I'm tired, I'm just...
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560. I'm fed up with being your joke.
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561. Look, I... (SIGHS)
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562. Since we started
working together, Roberto,
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563. I've always been so excited,
because I admire you,
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564. I truly admire you!
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565. But it's your ego
and your arrogance, Roberto,
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566. that you project onto all
the people who work with you!
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567. And if I'm honest with you...
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568. it's become a nightmare.
Let's go!
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569. No, that's not true!
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570. I've been very fair
with the whole team.
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571. And I've never tried
to put myself above anybody.
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572. Don't be such a damn hypocrite.
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573. But you know that
that's true, man!
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574. Sometimes I don't even write
characters for myself.
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575. There's episodes
I'm not even in!
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576. What's your deal with Margarita?
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577. Why the fuck does she insult me
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578. every time she's around you,
tell me!
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579. Calm down, please, man.
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580. Just answer me!
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581. Margarita's a really
intelligent lady,
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582. and she's a very sensitive lady.
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583. Hmm, really?
I already know that, Roberto,
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584. that's why
I'm gonna marry her, man!
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585. But what a coincidence
that every time she's with you,
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586. she won't stop
making fun of me.
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587. - I don't see that.
You don't?
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588. And can you see yourself
manning up
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589. and telling me
if you've tried to seduce her?
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590. Mariano, I'm a married man!
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591. I brought my wife
and my six children here,
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592. so they could spend time
with you guys,
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593. - 'cause you're like my family.
- Answer the damn question.
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594. Have you tried to seduce her?
Has she tried to seduce you?
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595. You're well aware
that I would never speak ill
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596. of a woman.
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597. Just answer
the fucking question.
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598. I have no reason
to speak badly of anyone,
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599. - Maggie, or anybody.
- Fuck this! Let's go!
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600. Mariano, stop!
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601. Get that whole idea out
of your head! Get it out!
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602. Talk to your partner,
decide what you want,
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603. and get back to your job!
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604. We need you, Mariano.
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605. Why don't we make a pact, huh?
Between gentlemen.
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606. From now on, we'll only focus
on what we have to do for work.
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607. We have a deal.
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608. Right. (SIGHS)
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609. It was
a tough call today, wasn't it?
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610. Oof!
Mr. Sergio,
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611. - have a good Saturday.
- Likewise, gentlemen.
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612. - And get some rest!
We will, sir,
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613. - it's time.
- Very good, well deserved.
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614. And tomorrow,
what time's the call?
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615. I'm not sure.
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616. - (METAL THUDDING)
Let's go, let's go.
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617. Straight ahead
and without greeting anyone.
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618. We're not here, understood?
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619. And you, buddy, especially,
don't talk and don't breathe.
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620. I won't speak, I won't breathe,
I'm invisible.
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621. Come on, come on, sweetheart!
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622. Straight to get changed.
Straight to get changed.
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623. - (GRUNTS)
Oh!
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624. Watch out,
Chespirito, let me help you.
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625. No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay, I'm all right.
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626. I'll put it away.
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627. All of my movements have been
meticulously calculated.
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628. I never understand
anything you say, bro.
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629. Well, here we are.
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630. Thank you for coming on Saturday
and especially at this time.
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631. And I mean it when I say,
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632. may God repay each of you
with many children.
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633. (CHUCKLES)
No thanks, I've got too many.
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634. But I can tell you
these guys are a good bunch!
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635. All right, let's go. Come on.
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636. Let's get to work,
let's get to work.
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637. This is one set.
I needed four of them.
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638. The bedroom, the cabin,
the forest, and the lake.
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639. We could only get one,
Chespirito.
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640. - And we also only have
four hours.
- (EXASPERATED SIGH)
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641. We're not
gonna have all night
like we had planned. Okay?
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642. Well, I'm gonna
have to rewrite then.
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643. Well, you've got a little time
for that too so use your genius!
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644. So, go get changed and rewrite
whatever you have to rewrite.
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645. - Mariano, I'll see you later.
- Yes, sir.
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646. Come on, gentlemen,
shake off that laziness.
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647. Come on, let's go.
Let's get on it,
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648. we don't have much time, dammit.
Come on!
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649. Only four hours and one set.
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650. It's actually three
and a half hours, buddy.
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651. - Tito!
Yeah?
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652. - Bring a Fresnel lens
from the warehouse, please, bro.
Right away!
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653. Well, here we are, sir.
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654. Yeah, so tell me.
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655. I'm on my shift and I ran
into the boys who came to work.
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656. Oh, you did?
So, what happened?
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657. - The thing is, there was nothing
on the call sheet.
Really?
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658. And what surprises me
is that there's no notice
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659. from the union.
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660. So, wait a minute.
Who's in charge of all this?
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661. Sergio Peña.
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662. Come on in.
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663. Calm down, Chespi.
Everything will be okay.
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664. Quickly, please.
That's it. Perfect.
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665. Turn on my light.
Alex, give me your light.
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666. We're gonna go
with the closed one here
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667. and here with the open one.
Come on.
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668. Sergio, you were so brave
to do this,
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669. - worthy of a superhero.
- Thank you.
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670. No, worthy
of Chapulin Colorado.
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671. Yes, a Chapulin Colorado
that isn't ready yet,
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672. by the way. I'll go get him.
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673. Let's see, let's see, shorty.
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674. Simón, buddy, Simón, buddy,
come on, wake up!
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675. Huh? (SIGHS)
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676. Roberto, we're ready to go!
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677. You weren't counting
on my cunningness!
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678. Roberto, for the love of God!
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679. To the left, higher, higher,
higher, to the right.
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680. There it is.
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681. Make sure the window's
in the center of the frame.
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682. There you go.
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683. - And now you, Rubén...
Yeah.
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684. - ... you approach
the detonator...
Mm-hm.
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685. and then you say your line.
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686. Anyone of you make a false move,
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687. and I'll trigger
this detonator here.
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688. (CHUCKLES)
I love how he savors it!
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689. - I'm ready. That's right! Yes.
- Yeah. Everyone ready?
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690. Yes, sir.
Ready, sir.
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691. All right,
let's go for it. Come on.
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692. Recording the program
El Chapulin Colorado.
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693. Episode one, scene two.
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694. In five, four, three, two...
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695. I'll blow your father
into 1000 pieces!
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696. No, no, no...
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697. - (RUBÉN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
- ... you would never
have the heart to do that!
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698. - No!
Who?
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699. Who would ever be able
to stop me from it?
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700. Me!
It's Chapulin Colorado!
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701. - Chapulin Colorado?
- In the flesh!
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702. You weren't counting
on my cunningness!
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703. Cut!
Very good.
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704. - Nice, that was really good.
Good, Maria.
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705. Good, Rubén.
How'd it look from up there?
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706. Great, we've got it.
That was a good one
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707. You want another one?
No! We got it!
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708. May I know
what this man intended
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709. to do with you?
In fact, don't answer that.
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710. Because either way
Chapulin Colorado is here...
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711. - (ALL LAUGH)
- Oh, very good stuff.
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712. (AS CHAPULIN)
Chapulin Colorado...
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713. This is great.
- I have to agree with you.
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714. - Awesome.
- (LAUGHS)
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715. Congratulations, shorty.
You did it.
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716. We all did it together!
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717. We all created this together.
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718. Yeah, damn it. We've got it.
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719. I think we do have it, right?
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720. What... what...
what... what the...
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721. No, gentlemen, you have nothing.
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722. What were you guys thinking?
You...
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723. Treviño, let me explain,
we were just—
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724. Shh! Be quiet, man.
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725. Save your explanations
for Vargas, yeah?
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726. (SCOFFS)
Well done, Simón. Hmm?
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727. Did you even think
for a single moment
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728. about the degree of stupidity
you were doing?
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729. I wouldn't say stupidity.
I'd call it, maybe—
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730. Didn't you think
there were rules
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731. to follow here, Roberto?
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732. Yes, but the rules
are made to be—
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733. Don't you think
there's a chain of command
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734. - that must be respected?
- Give me a chance to answer!
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735. Jesus!
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736. All right, what...
what do you wanna say?
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737. Huh?
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738. I just know
that it was worth it.
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739. This TV program
is totally worth it.
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740. Watch it for yourself.
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741. And if you don't like it,
then you can fire me,
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742. end my career,
do anything you want.
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743. But at least give yourself
a chance to watch it.
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744. All right. Give me the tape.
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745. Thank you, Mr. Joaquin.
And even though,
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746. you'll see that we made it
with very little money
Copy !req
747. and very little time,
it's... it's something good,
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748. - it has substance—
- Max.
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749. Chapulin Colorado
will be good for this company.
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750. Yes, sir, what is it?
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751. Please take this tape with you.
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752. Yeah.
- Red label, erasable material.
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753. But sir, I'm telling you
that you're gonna like it,
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754. that... that it's gonna
make you laugh. I promise.
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755. - There's nothing like it.
- And you as well,
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756. you get a red tag.
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757. Now, get out of my sight.
(EXHALES)
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758. Okay? Okay. We're done here
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759. Max, bring me the tapes
that need to be reviewed.
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760. Yes, sir.
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761. I'm sorry. (GRUNTS)
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762. Vicky,
some coffee, please.
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763. Right away, sir.
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764. Now, as they say, Max,
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765. "The last one
and we're outta here."
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766. Yes, sir.
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767. (SIGHS) I need to get
to my house already.
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768. Have lunch, then I wanna grab
a good book,
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769. start reading, and I don't plan
on watching television
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770. for the rest of the week.
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771. - I imagine so, sir.
- (LIGHTER CLICKING)
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772. (AS NARRATOR) These are
the intrepid adventures
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773. of the intrepid superhero
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774. the intrepid
Chapulin Colorado!
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775. (IN CHARACTER)
I'll blow your father
into a thousand pieces.
Copy !req
776. - No, no, no.
- (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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777. You would never have the heart
to do that!
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778. - No!
And who?
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779. Who would ever be able to...
Copy !req
780. - Fucking Chespirito.
(AS CHAPULIN) Me!
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781. (IN CHARACTER, GASPS)
It's Chapulin Colorado!
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782. Chapulin Colorado?
In the flesh.
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783. You weren't counting
on my cunningness!
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784. It is difficult to accept
that you have ignored
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785. and trampled on my authority.
And afterwards,
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786. lied to my face
and you mocked me.
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787. But the worst thing is
that despite all that,
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788. you were able to make me laugh
like a damn idiot.
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789. Sir, your call with Treviño.
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790. - Thank you.
- (TELEPHONE CLICKING)
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791. You're saved, Chespirito.
(INHALES) Or no, better yet,
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792. your Chapulin Colorado
saved you.
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793. And now please go away
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794. before you make me
change my mind.
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795. (IN CHARACTER)
No, no, no.
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796. You would never have the heart
to do that!
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797. - (RUBÉN LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
No!
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798. (IN CHARACTER)
And who? Who would ever be
able to stop me from it?
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799. (AS CHAPULIN) Me!
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800. (GASPING)
It's Chapulin Colorado!
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801. - In the flesh!
- (BYSTANDERS LAUGHING)
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802. You're a coward,
Rufino the Ruffian.
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803. - But I'm gonna take your...
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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804. I feel sorry for you.
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805. May I know what this man
intended to do with you?
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806. In fact, don't answer me!
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807. Because either way
Chapulin Colorado is here.
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808. (COUGHS) In the flesh!
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809. From the bottom of my heart
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810. - I know you won't regret this.
- (CHUCKLES)
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811. All of my movements have been
meticulously calculated
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812. Follow me if you're good!
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813. At this time slot
they're beating us.
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814. Well, and here
they're still in the lead.
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815. The audience is clear
about what they want.
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816. Listen, I know my business
better than anyone.
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817. What we need right now
is to keep bringing in talent
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818. from Channel 8.
You understand, Jamaica?
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819. Are you going
to bring Chespirito, sir?
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820. No...
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821. He's gonna come on his own.
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