Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule 1x5

Directed by

Bob Baker as Self • Ursula Heinle as Self • Sandy Sanders as Self • Tim Heidecker as Jan Skylar • Eric Wareheim as Wayne Skylar • Carol Kraft as Carol Krabit

Dr. Steve faces his deepest fears.

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1. A bumblebee sting

2. or a witch's snout

3. or a public bathroom or daddy's shout.

4. These are the things that some find scary.

5. Awful scary.

6. Yes very.

7. That a song by Diane Drangel.

8. Hi,

9. welcome back of the Check it Out.

10. Today's

11. show is going to be about

12. things that are scary, things that make you scared

13. and

14. being scared as one of the worst things for your health.

15. Let's check it out.

16. Check

17. it out.

18. Check it Out!

19. Rolling.

20. I am

21. a little bit scared of pruppets.

22. Pruppets are a little

23. people that could talk.

24. And they're not nice.

25. So since we did a show about

26. things being scary

27. I went to the scariest place of all

28. to the puppet theatre.

29. I'm not

30. scared of pruppets, but they put me a little on edge.

31. Well, don't be scared of puppets.

32. They're just made of wood.

33. Really?

34. Yeah, they're really...

35. They don't have pruppet blood

36. or gas inside of them?

37. No, no, no puppet blood, maybe a lot of glue.

38. So I had a nice slow walk around the puppet place of Brad Barker.

39. There are all different kinds of puppets. Puppets you put your

40. hand in, puppets you hang from a string called marinaras.

41. Place looks creepy.

42. When I would try to talk to them they pretend like they couldn't talk.

43. How are you? Yoy can try to talk to it but I don't think he's going to answer.

44. Maybe he's right.

45. Than I met this lady Ursula who makes puppets. I think she is a puppet.

46. Somebody told me that pruppets aren't real but I know that you're real.

47. I don't think so.

48. She seemed nice enough I couldn't find a string.

49. Can't find your strings though.

50. She's... sweet as

51. apple pie.

52. Maybe not all

53. pruppets are that bad.

54. Some are sweet ladies.

55. Can we have a show for the viewers?

56. I figure it'd be a wonderful idea.

57. Brad and Ursula are really nice but the real star of

58. the show was the free show that I was going to get.

59. I was a little

60. tired but I,

61. but I decided to just

62. try to make it through

63. and

64. maybe rest while I watch the show.

65. Hopefully and I wouldn't have a bad dream

66. if I fall asleep.

67. Brob?

68. Ursa?

69. Where am I?

70. Where the heck are my dangest clothes?

71. Hello?

72. What the heck is going on?

73. Oh, thank goodness there's a little boy.

74. You want me to follow you?

75. You sure are a small boy.

76. For your pruppets!

77. Broo!

78. Gotcha! Scared ya.

79. Scared ya!

80. Wonder why am I

81. am so afraid of pruppets.

82. I don't know

83. just thinking it over.

84. I used to love pruppets.

85. Used to even have a show, maybe some of you remember when you were a little kids

86. of my show pruppet.

87. My tongue out.

88. Hey Jane!

89. Hey Steve!

90. Hi!

91. How are you?

92. What do you guys have been up to?

93. Well we were just talking about sharing and how amazing it is to share and how

94. sharing is important to any friendship. You know I share

95. the candy in my candy box? What else can you share Jany?

96. Well Steve, I share my heart and my body to my loved ones. Especially my wife.

97. Okay, no, we don't need that.

98. We don't need it.

99. Ah, you two are always bickering.

100. I'd like to just take a ride through the tunnel sometimes before work

101. and Jane says "No!

102. That tunnel is closed."

103. I don't have to take the tunnel, I just use the expressway.

104. Two years, no access to the tunnel

105. that can make any man depressed. Well there are certain

106. people here in the studio who has had plenty access.

107. Are you letting people inside of this tunnel?

108. That clam house?

109. Is this

110. still the show?

111. Are you are letting people touch you here?

112. Don't you

113. touch me. Don't you touch me!

114. Touch you here?

115. In your little tunnel here?

116. You don't

117. touch me!

118. Uuh.

119. Aaaaaah!

120. Uuuuuugh.

121. Hmmmfff.

122. Shhhh! Come here.

123. Uuuuuugh. Aaaaaaah

124. Mike can we...

125. And now yesterday's

126. weather.

127. Yesterday was

128. a cool and moist

129. high in the nineties.

130. I had to clean little Richie's teeth with the some steel wool.

131. He's been getting into the shed again

132. and sipping on the floor wax.

133. I told him to stay out of that damn ♪♪♪♪.

134. I'm here with my guests.

135. Dr Daniel Jungle Heart.

136. Who comes from the University of Puppetry.

137. I'm afraid of puppets.

138. Well, you don't have to be afraid of them.

139. My puppets are very well trained, they won't scare you.

140. No way Jose.

141. What if I had a beautiful woman puppet come at you.

142. You would run or be afraid of her.

143. Hahaha.

144. That sounds

145. all right.

146. Look at the puppets.

147. Sure I can.

148. Get to open up the container that... I dunno. Then if if I get to afraid of the puppets I

149. want to say pineapple and that means cut

150. and clear the puppets.

151. Ugh.

152. Ugh, uugh.

153. Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you.

154. How come, how come your mouth move when he talks?

155. I'm not, I'm a...

156. Do you see his mouth moving?

157. Hi there.

158. You, you're talking!

159. Hi there.

160. I know! No, no, its the puppet

161. that's talking.

162. He's making all the words.

163. Do you wanna hold and touch me?

164. I don't bite.

165. Don't be afraid.

166. Not even soft.

167. Now you don't

168. have

169. like a body, is made of wood.

170. Yeah but it's make believe,

171. it's not real.

172. What do you do?

173. Press this button?

174. Yeah

175. that moves up and, moves up and down, and you just move the

176. wood inside.

177. Makes their mouth a big move, oh, what, the good, the big

178. mouth, wood, their it makes their mouth move up and down.

179. Hi.

180. Hahahaha.

181. I can do it.

182. For you health.

183. All you need is a...

184. Aaaaah.

185. I don't

186. that's that's it.

187. Naaaaah.

188. Were back.

189. For this part of the show on the show you something that I'm not

190. scared of.

191. Which is Jack o'

192. lanterns.

193. And my guess who's going to show us

194. how to make a Jack-o-lantern.

195. Is my first guess, Sandy Grungenson.

196. Well, thank you very much, thank you for having me.

197. Sandy you look a little bit like a witch.

198. Ugh, no.

199. I'm not.

200. Do you have a black cat?

201. I do as a matter of fact, yes.

202. Boots, but he has white

203. white boots and

204. paws.

205. So the first thing is to get your knife.

206. I know how to do it.

207. Okay.

208. You're already cut this part.

209. Yes.

210. It's easy.

211. You already did it so it's easy.

212. Yes.

213. Taking out the seeds.

214. I just use my hands.

215. Okay,

216. that's a good idea you just reach in there and you can put all the seeds into here.

217. Yes I know, that's the part I usually have the kids do.

218. Feels yucky in there.

219. Some people draw the face on

220. I don't have to draw.

221. I know, I just,

222. You just make a nose hole, just go like this.

223. Aaaah.

224. Oh. Dang it!

225. Yeah.

226. Danny call me...

227. Aaaah.

228. Aaaaaaaah.

229. Aaaaah.

230. For your finger!

231. And that's my show.

232. What we we learned today?

233. Pruppets come from marinara.

234. Pruppets aren't real but they can come to life.

235. It helps to touch a friend's pruppet.

236. Prumpkins aren't pruppets but they can

237. cut your fingers off.

238. Where did you put it.

239. No.

240. No, you dingus. Not in the garbage can.

241. I said it put in the sink.

242. With cold water.

243. Get out of the garbage.

244. Abso

245. lutely