1. Thanks. Thank you. Oof, that's a big bill.Copy !req
2. Hey there. I'm your new narrator.Copy !req
3. Wanna hear a story about a park?
Hey, hey, shush. Don't be scared.Copy !req
4. You're with a pro now.
You're with the best.Copy !req
5. A guy with know-how.
A guy who's, well, dressed.Copy !req
6. I know it's hard to comprehend
the level of quality you're seeing,Copy !req
7. but I can make this very simple for you.Copy !req
8. You deserve to be inCopy !req
9. First-class handsCopy !req
10. That's right, I said
First-class handsCopy !req
11. You've been distracted by a dude
Who's been uprooting the whole plotCopy !req
12. I'm not trying to be rude
But there's no way in hell he's gotCopy !req
13. A pair of first-class handsCopy !req
14. Don't you wanna be in
First-class hands?Copy !req
15. See, the last guy
Sort of missed the markCopy !req
16. It's why I'm here to take you
Through Central ParkCopy !req
17. In first-class handsCopy !req
18. Hi, excuse me.
What are you doing here, Griffin?Copy !req
19. Hey, buddy. Yeah, so you got fired.Copy !req
20. Fired? Why?Copy !req
21. - You know why.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
22. Somebody spilled the beans.Copy !req
23. The "Bitsy Brandenham was secretly fundingCopy !req
24. Mayor Whitney Whitebottom's
campaign" beans.Copy !req
25. I don't even like beans.Copy !req
26. It's Bitsy! It's Bitsy Brandenham! Oh, no.Copy !req
27. So, yeah.Copy !req
28. Those beans.Copy !req
29. You messed up.
We're narrators, not guardian angels.Copy !req
30. Can't we be both?
Like, narrators with benefits?Copy !req
31. Help out around the farm, so to speak.Copy !req
32. I mean, I guess you could nudge,
you could guide them a tiny bit,Copy !req
33. but you can't blurt out spoilers
or change the course of everything.Copy !req
34. I have two words for you.Copy !req
35. - I'm leaving?
- Free will.Copy !req
36. Can I guess again?
I was gonna say free will.Copy !req
37. Birdie, Birdie, you dirty little thingCopy !req
38. You could've stayed, you could've madeCopy !req
39. - Your little ukulele sing
- It's a fiddle.Copy !req
40. But you just had to blow it
Had to interfereCopy !req
41. And the next thing you know
It's over and I'm hereCopy !req
42. But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved,Copy !req
43. don't you think my selfless act
just might have solved it?Copy !req
44. They gotta make their own decisions
We just get to watchCopy !req
45. There's no room for new revisions
Unless you wanna botch itCopy !req
46. - They need first-class—
- Okay, constructive criticism.Copy !req
47. Yeah, I can take a note. I got it now.Copy !req
48. HandsCopy !req
49. - Hands
- Listen:Copy !req
50. From now on, I'll give themCopy !req
51. - First-class hands
- No, Birdie— Birdie, listen to me. No.Copy !req
52. You've all been shackled to a chaperone
Who needs to take a hikeCopy !req
53. I could end this cute toe-tapperCopy !req
54. Only, wait
Who doesn't like when I sing?Copy !req
55. - First-class hands
- I get it nowCopy !req
56. - I'll give them first-class hands
- A professional who understandsCopy !req
57. Just sit back, enjoy the musicCopy !req
58. I've played with
Three different Coachella bandsCopy !req
59. That is impressive.Copy !req
60. With these first
Class chorus and verseCopy !req
61. Class, so well-rehearsed
Class, once met Fred DurstCopy !req
62. ClassCopy !req
63. Really, Durst? When was that?Copy !req
64. It was years ago.
It was at a Barnes & Noble.Copy !req
65. Why have the worst
When you can have first-classCopy !req
66. First-class hands?Copy !req
67. So, you should go.Copy !req
68. Right, like motivational.
Like, "Go, girl."Copy !req
69. Thank you. Here I go.Copy !req
70. Owen and the family are...Copy !req
71. And now to— Over here.Copy !req
72. I'm sorry. I need to just turn away
from you and take us over to Owen,Copy !req
73. - who is trying to get his family
- Trying to get his familyCopy !req
74. - excited about an owl camera.
- excited about an owl camera. Damn it!Copy !req
75. So, yeah, the Natural History Museum
is setting up a cameraCopy !req
76. to livestream the owl nest
in that tree, right there.Copy !req
77. Isn't that incredible?Copy !req
78. So, when you were like, "Hey, guys.
Wanna see something really cool?"Copy !req
79. this is what you meant?Copy !req
80. And I was so right, right?Copy !req
81. Wasn't I kinda right, kids?Copy !req
82. No. Sorry, I said that out loud.
I mean, yes.Copy !req
83. Molly, it's an owl's nest.
They are the Beyoncé of birds,Copy !req
84. if Beyoncé could turn her head
all the way around.Copy !req
85. So, when's it gonna go live, Dad?Copy !req
86. Tonight at 5:00. It's gonna be like
a reality show about owl roommates.Copy !req
87. Should be called "Owl in the Family."Copy !req
88. Or maybe "The Owl Couple."Copy !req
89. "Real Owl's Wives of New York"?Copy !req
90. No? You guys are so cliquish.Copy !req
91. Bitsy, you have a phone call.Copy !req
92. I'm mid bubble beard.
Let it go to voice mail.Copy !req
93. It's Dmitry.Copy !req
94. What? Don't let it go
to voice mail, dummy. Answer it.Copy !req
95. Hello? One minute.Copy !req
96. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker!Copy !req
97. Dmitry, how are you?Copy !req
98. Are you finally ready to invest
in my plan to buy Central Park?Copy !req
99. I've been thinking about it,
but it's kind of on the back burner.Copy !req
100. On the front burnerCopy !req
101. is the hotel where my daughter
is supposed to have her wedding tonight.Copy !req
102. Because it's burning. It's on fire.Copy !req
103. It's kind of our fault.
The wedding theme was fire.Copy !req
104. I have a proposal for you:Copy !req
105. The Brandenham Hotel
hosts my daughter's wedding.Copy !req
106. Fine, fine.Copy !req
107. We're booked six months out,
but I can make it four for you.Copy !req
108. How about four hours? I need it tonight.Copy !req
109. - Tonight?
- It has to be tonight.Copy !req
110. We've got 300 guests in town,
and my hair looks amazing.Copy !req
111. Put him on mute. I'm gonna make him think
we're fully booked tonightCopy !req
112. so I can leverage the hell out of this.Copy !req
113. - Sorry, I didn't mute it yet.
- Damn it, Helen!Copy !req
114. - Muting now.
- What did you—Copy !req
115. Well, now you can take it off.
It doesn't matter anymore.Copy !req
116. Dmitry, we have a secret ballroom
on the tenth floor.Copy !req
117. You can use that.Copy !req
118. - You want me to take it off mute?
- Oh, my God. Yes.Copy !req
119. - Dmitry?
- Yes?Copy !req
120. We can do it, but you and I
are gonna talk business tonight.Copy !req
121. Yes, yes, we can talk business.Copy !req
122. But first,
we're gonna talk ice sculptures.Copy !req
123. Okay. Okay, bye. Thank you.Copy !req
124. Cole, I just got a hot tip
from a pal at the paper.Copy !req
125. What do you think about this?
Can you set the table?Copy !req
126. Wait, wait. Don't touch my notes.Copy !req
127. Are we eating around Mom's notes again?Copy !req
128. I call the only chair
that doesn't have papers on it.Copy !req
129. You know how
I've been trying to figure outCopy !req
130. why Bitsy Brandenham
was funneling money to the mayor?Copy !req
131. Let's say yes.Copy !req
132. Two sort of open spots,
one fork, four of us.Copy !req
133. I'm figuring it out.Copy !req
134. A sandwich could go here.
A beverage could go here.Copy !req
135. - This could be a chip zone, maybe.
- I can eat on my lap.Copy !req
136. Listen to this.Copy !req
137. Doug from work just saw something weird
happen at the Brandenham Hotel.Copy !req
138. Upsies.Copy !req
139. I'm excited to see the secret ballroom.Copy !req
140. Well, now it's not a secret, is it?Copy !req
141. Follow me.Copy !req
142. Paige, I just saw something weird.Copy !req
143. I've gotta sneak into the hotelCopy !req
144. and find out what's going on
in that secret ballroom.Copy !req
145. How? That hotel's a fortress
unless you're staying there.Copy !req
146. Then I guess I'll have to stay there.Copy !req
147. Hey, Marvin.Copy !req
148. I need the newspaper to pay for me to stay
at the Brandenham Hotel for one night.Copy !req
149. Okay, great.Copy !req
150. He said absolutely hell no.Copy !req
151. Hey, babe, maybe we could possibly...Copy !req
152. Oh, boy. Sorry, just bracing for it.Copy !req
153. - Pay for a room?
- It's, like, 400 bucks a night there.Copy !req
154. - It's closer to five.
- I just got light-headed.Copy !req
155. I know it's a lot of money, but my gut
has a hunch that my inklings are right.Copy !req
156. - I really think I can crack this thing.
- I believe in you, Paige,Copy !req
157. but I'm allowed to cry a little bit
about the 500— I don't wanna say it.Copy !req
158. You know what makes people feel betterCopy !req
159. when they spend a ton of money
they don't really have?Copy !req
160. Watching some owl cam.Copy !req
161. Thank God for those damn owls.
Molly, you in, baby?Copy !req
162. Hotel. I wanna go hotel.Copy !req
163. It's kind of a work trip.Copy !req
164. Please, Mother.
Don't leave me with the owls.Copy !req
165. A girl shouldn't even have to say that.Copy !req
166. All right, fine.
But nothing from the minibar.Copy !req
167. If I see one of those triangular chocolate
bars on the bill tomorrow, so help me...Copy !req
168. I'm gonna wear a fluffy robe tonight.Copy !req
169. This one is disappointing too.Copy !req
170. Three hours till the wedding. No pressure.Copy !req
171. - What do think, Anya?
- It's terrible. Give me another one.Copy !req
172. She's a nervous eater.
Gets it from her mother.Copy !req
173. - The bride looks sort of terrified.
- That's just her face.Copy !req
174. So, after you're done eating half
the appetizers we prepared for tonight,Copy !req
175. can we talk business?Copy !req
176. I'm too nervous.Copy !req
177. If all goes well tonight,
there will be nothing to discuss.Copy !req
178. That sounds like a bad thing.Copy !req
179. No, "nothing to discuss" in a good way.
Like, if this goes well, I'm in.Copy !req
180. This salad is beautiful. Approved.Copy !req
181. - That's a centerpiece.
- Now it's a salad.Copy !req
182. Okay, drumroll.Copy !req
183. - Dad, that's trumpets.
- Right, sorry.Copy !req
184. - Okay, we're headed to the hotel.
- That's great, babe.Copy !req
185. Are you sure you're not
just watching a still image?Copy !req
186. Yeah. I mean, I don't think we are.Copy !req
187. Well, have a fun night
looking at a picture of an owl.Copy !req
188. It might be a picture.Copy !req
189. It blinked. It just blinked.
It definitely blinked.Copy !req
190. Yeah, it did.Copy !req
191. Hey, did you know owls
are actually not intelligent at all?Copy !req
192. - They're lucky they're hot.
- So hot.Copy !req
193. An elevator for short people?
This place has everything.Copy !req
194. That's a dumbwaiter.
If you were to order room service—Copy !req
195. Which we will definitely not be doing,
because someone brought yogurt.Copy !req
196. You're welcome.Copy !req
197. For guests who did not bring yogurt,Copy !req
198. the kitchen sends a food cart
to your floor on that little elevator.Copy !req
199. And a dumb waiter pushes it in,
or where does he come in?Copy !req
200. And here's your room.Copy !req
201. All right, I'm gonna use this desk
as my command center.Copy !req
202. And... yeah. There it is.Copy !req
203. All right, I'm gonna go snoop around,
see if I can find any Russians.Copy !req
204. I'm sorry, but I think
this has to be mama by herself.Copy !req
205. Pretty focused on this bed right now.
I've had a week.Copy !req
206. Just know you're gonna be poor again
when this is done.Copy !req
207. And don't even look at this.Copy !req
208. Look away. Good.Copy !req
209. Oh, no. Did we both fall asleep?Copy !req
210. Hopefully the owl didn't see.
Should we take a break?Copy !req
211. I've had to pee so long
that I no longer have to pee,Copy !req
212. which I think is dangerous.Copy !req
213. Or I peed.Copy !req
214. Oh, my God, owl babies!Copy !req
215. There's a couple of white Russians.Copy !req
216. You're not so secret anymore, ballroom.Copy !req
217. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
218. Oh, God.Copy !req
219. Oh, God.Copy !req
220. Hi. Just doing exercise on the stairs.Copy !req
221. Love stairs. These are good ones.
They go up and down.Copy !req
222. Give me a name, please.Copy !req
223. You look like a Derek.Copy !req
224. - Okay, bye.
- No, your name.Copy !req
225. - What do you think my name is?
- Lookie-loo who's leaving.Copy !req
226. They're expecting me.
You're gonna be so sorry.Copy !req
227. Will you just tell me
if this is the secret ballroom?Copy !req
228. It's definitely not.Copy !req
229. That's what you sound like.Copy !req
230. - This one looks like a Tito.
- I can see it.Copy !req
231. Their mom has been gone
a really long time.Copy !req
232. Yeah, they look so hungry.Copy !req
233. I wanna go chew up some food
and spit it in their mouths.Copy !req
234. - Oh, no!
- Tito!Copy !req
235. - Tito can't get back in the nest.
- Why did he do that?Copy !req
236. - Why did he just fall over?
- 'Cause they're dumb.Copy !req
237. You're so dumb, Tito!Copy !req
238. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I love you.Copy !req
239. We should do something.Copy !req
240. But we would be messing with nature.
That's a big no-no.Copy !req
241. Tito is not nature. He's our baby.Copy !req
242. We've watched him grow
and make bad choices.Copy !req
243. Hold on, Tito. Your human family's comin'.Copy !req
244. Oh, boy.Copy !req
245. - Hello?
- This is your wake-up call, Ms. Thang.Copy !req
246. Thank you so much.
Can I set another for one minute from now?Copy !req
247. No. Once you're up, you're up.Copy !req
248. Amazing wedding so far.
Incredible! On such short notice.Copy !req
249. Everyone's talking about
how great everything is.Copy !req
250. - What?
- So, my park plan.Copy !req
251. Should we make small talk
about big numbers? You start.Copy !req
252. Where is Anya?Copy !req
253. I'm sure she's just
having a pre-wedding BM.Copy !req
254. It's pretty standard.Copy !req
255. - Isn't that right, Helen?
- It's her day.Copy !req
256. Ms. Brandenham, Ms. Anya just grabbed
some meats from the fridgeCopy !req
257. and ran off screaming,
"Don't let them find me."Copy !req
258. - What?
- Okay, now that seems bad.Copy !req
259. So, do we need her to proceed?Copy !req
260. This is terrible. What is she thinking?
Zack is Syracuse royalty.Copy !req
261. - We need to find her.
- Helen, seal the exits.Copy !req
262. Dmitry, we'll find her.
Or someone that looks like her.Copy !req
263. - What? No.
- Never mind.Copy !req
264. That's plan B.Copy !req
265. Come on. Let's move.Copy !req
266. As Bitsy and Helen leave
to hunt down the runaway bride—Copy !req
267. What? I'm just busking.
Is this bothering you?Copy !req
268. No. Ignoring you.Copy !req
269. - As Bitsy and Helen search the hotel,
- Busking louder.Copy !req
270. hoping to find Anya and change her mind
about this wedding—Copy !req
271. - Okay, that's it.
- Not bothering. Hey!Copy !req
272. You need to go. Go. Bad boy.Copy !req
273. No. I'm a good boy.Copy !req
274. I'm not gonna leave. This family needs me.Copy !req
275. When there's a man outside your windowCopy !req
276. And he's out there looking in, ohCopy !req
277. And you know it's just his job
To clean the windowsCopy !req
278. That's how his day goesCopy !req
279. But the look upon his face showsCopy !req
280. That this might be way too close
Way too closeCopy !req
281. You're fully naked
And he's basically a foot awayCopy !req
282. That's way too close, way too closeCopy !req
283. That is what I mean
When I say you're too closeCopy !req
284. I don't get what you're sayingCopy !req
285. It sounds like he was just concerned
And I feel like that is earnedCopy !req
286. You're not getting it.Copy !req
287. When there's a boy who loves his piggyCopy !req
288. Sounds like a great piggyCopy !req
289. But the pig gets really biggyCopy !req
290. Piggy's gotta grow, gotta flyCopy !req
291. And his daddy saysCopy !req
292. - "It's time to give me Piggy
- What?Copy !req
293. - He's coming with me"
- Oh, noCopy !req
294. - The boy forgot that they were farmers
- Pig farmersCopy !req
295. And he knows that he is
Way too close, way too closeCopy !req
296. Now he can barely eat his bacon
And he knows that he wasCopy !req
297. Way too close, way too closeCopy !req
298. Wouldn't you agree he got too close?Copy !req
299. Is it like when a stranger
In the next stall overCopy !req
300. Asks you for some toilet paper
Which is fine and dandyCopy !req
301. Until they start to tell you
All about their day without you askingCopy !req
302. And they talk to you
While you can hear everythingCopy !req
303. - Everything
- EverythingCopy !req
304. - Everything
- EverythingCopy !req
305. You don't know
What the heck is happeningCopy !req
306. Or how to stop whatever it is
Yeah, whatever it isCopy !req
307. It's way too close, way too closeCopy !req
308. None of this applies to me
This family's my familyCopy !req
309. - You're way too close, way too close
- Never too close, never too closeCopy !req
310. This is why it's bad to be too closeCopy !req
311. This is not that boy and his piggyCopy !req
312. That boy is probably a vegan now
Because he got way too closeCopy !req
313. And it's hard to be a veganCopy !req
314. 'Cause there are not as many optionsCopy !req
315. I guess that's something we agree onCopy !req
316. Can I stay here if I play quietly?
I wanna at least find out what happens.Copy !req
317. No! You're torturing yourself.Copy !req
318. And, more importantly,
you are driving me crazy. Go.Copy !req
319. Birdie takes this in
as he walks away, defeated,Copy !req
320. with his funny little waddle
and his mayonnaise-stained jacket.Copy !req
321. Stop narrating about me! Stop it!Copy !req
322. He's a sad, sad, broken spirit.
Who just stepped in gum.Copy !req
323. I said stop it!Copy !req
324. He's not down here,
so he must still be in the tree.Copy !req
325. Or he's already been eaten.Copy !req
326. Tito! Are you okay?Copy !req
327. Hoot once for yes, twice for no.Copy !req
328. No hoots. What does no hoots mean?Copy !req
329. I think I gotta climb up there.Copy !req
330. I mean, if we're really committing to
this whole interfering-with-nature thing.Copy !req
331. We are. We're very on board.Copy !req
332. We're gonna make T-shirts.
"The Nosy Nature Boys."Copy !req
333. - Okay. Here I go.
- Here I go too.Copy !req
334. - Stay there, Cole.
- What? Why?Copy !req
335. - 'Cause it's dangerous.
- Well, will you just tell TitoCopy !req
336. that the whole rescue thing was my idea
and you're just doing the easy part?Copy !req
337. Yes, Cole, I'll relay the message.Copy !req
338. Good ice.Copy !req
339. Fancy ice. So cold.Copy !req
340. Hello?Copy !req
341. - Hello, I'm stuck!
- Hello?Copy !req
342. I have put myself in tiny elevator.
I can't get out.Copy !req
343. - I need to hide.
- I mean, you were hidden.Copy !req
344. Yes, but it was very uncomfortable.
And there was no place for my fart to go.Copy !req
345. Come with me.Copy !req
346. - There you go, Tito.
- Yay, Dad, you did it.Copy !req
347. I told you not to follow me up here.Copy !req
348. I had FOMO— "fear of missing owl."Copy !req
349. Oh, my God, we're so high up.Copy !req
350. You're standing too far out.
Come closer to the trunk.Copy !req
351. Come up here with me. Quick.Copy !req
352. All right, we're going up.Copy !req
353. That was the branch
we needed to get down. No big deal.Copy !req
354. We're gonna die saving Tito.
Never meet your idols.Copy !req
355. Nope, nope, nope. We're not gonna die.
We're gonna be fine.Copy !req
356. We'll use the owl cam to signal for help.Copy !req
357. Hello! We're stuck. We need help.Copy !req
358. - I'm sure help is on the way.
- It isn't.Copy !req
359. Help!Copy !req
360. Owen can shout all he wants,
but it's pretty late.Copy !req
361. There's no one around to hear him,
and things are about to get worse.Copy !req
362. - Did you hear a screech?
- That must be the deadbeat mom owl.Copy !req
363. I'm gonna tell her she needs to take
a long, hard look in the mirrorCopy !req
364. and see if she's— Oh, God!Copy !req
365. Okay.Copy !req
366. Okay.Copy !req
367. Okay, go. Go.Copy !req
368. - Get away from me.
- Cool, cool. It's fine.Copy !req
369. Where's my robe?Copy !req
370. I didn't get anything,
and I'm a terrible reporter,Copy !req
371. and I've wasted your braces money.Copy !req
372. Mom?Copy !req
373. No. No! Wha— You— No!Copy !req
374. It wasn't me!Copy !req
375. Really? Did one of those
hotel bears break in here—Copy !req
376. Don't be mad. My father will pay.Copy !req
377. I just really needed to have a Toblerone.
I guess, three Toblerones.Copy !req
378. And cashews. And everything else.Copy !req
379. Da. I had a snack attack.Copy !req
380. I can't believe
the big meeting is just a wedding.Copy !req
381. - No offense, Anya.
- It's fine.Copy !req
382. - It's just the saddest day of my life.
- Why is it the saddest day of your life?Copy !req
383. I can't marry Zack. I just can't.Copy !req
384. I love Zack,
but he's from a normal family.Copy !req
385. - Mine does some bad things.
- I mean, everyone's family has issues.Copy !req
386. Murder.Copy !req
387. Arms dealing.Copy !req
388. - Fixing the Oscars.
- Got it.Copy !req
389. - Do you love him?
- Yes. That's why I can't marry him.Copy !req
390. Anya, sometimes you gotta just
trust your gut and take a chance.Copy !req
391. Okay, when I walked in
I was like, "Wait, what?Copy !req
392. Who's she? Who's she?
And did she eat my cashews?"Copy !req
393. I looked around and saw
You ate much more than cashewsCopy !req
394. So now I'm preaching at youCopy !req
395. But I get it
I booked this room which was excessiveCopy !req
396. I thought I'd play some kind of
Super-sleuth detectiveCopy !req
397. And I'm not sure if it
Has even been effectiveCopy !req
398. But from my perspectiveCopy !req
399. We gotta show up
Ladies, gotta show upCopy !req
400. The only way they'll see the truest you
Is if you show upCopy !req
401. So we're taking chances
We're getting answersCopy !req
402. We gotta roll up
And show 'em how we show upCopy !req
403. Mom's right, she's right
I could've been at home nowCopy !req
404. I'm not
I'm sitting in this fancy robe nowCopy !req
405. And take a whiff of me
'Cause this is how I smell nowCopy !req
406. I live in this hotel nowCopy !req
407. We leave tomorrow.Copy !req
408. Anya, you ate 100 bucks in snack foodCopy !req
409. But deep down, you know
You really love this Zack dudeCopy !req
410. I'm here to make you see your value
And I'm glad toCopy !req
411. Step number one is that youCopy !req
412. That you gotta show up
Ladies, gotta show upCopy !req
413. Only way they'll know is if we go
We gotta show upCopy !req
414. Now we're taking chances
We're getting answersCopy !req
415. We gotta roll up
And show 'em how we show upCopy !req
416. If you can hear me right now, right now
Then say it with me right now, right nowCopy !req
417. "I am worthy"
You heard meCopy !req
418. I am worthy
I am more than worthyCopy !req
419. And we gotta help each other out now
When we start to see the other doubt nowCopy !req
420. - Trust your gut and
- Your husbandCopy !req
421. Will love me despite my oligarch daddyCopy !req
422. Wait, oligarch what now?Copy !req
423. - She say—
- I say I got an oligarch daddy, heyCopy !req
424. - You do—
- Deserve a guy who loves meCopy !req
425. So don't, don't think that he's above meCopy !req
426. And do you think your dad
Is linked to Bitsy's hotel?Copy !req
427. I do, I do, but don't tellCopy !req
428. Hey, we gotta show up
Now I'm gonna show upCopy !req
429. Gotta get you ready
And we'll show 'em how you glow upCopy !req
430. Let me hear it, ladies
I'm getting marriedCopy !req
431. We gotta roll up
Show 'em how we show upCopy !req
432. Show up
Ladies, gotta show upCopy !req
433. Only way to know is if we goCopy !req
434. We gotta show up
Ladies!Copy !req
435. I want to marry Zack!Copy !req
436. Hey, you two want to come to the wedding?Copy !req
437. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. I love weddings.
I can't wait to meet your dad.Copy !req
438. Sorry, I'm sounding too excited right now.
Don't be scared. But yes.Copy !req
439. I didn't bring a dress. Can I wear this?Copy !req
440. I have too much dress under
my dress anyway. Have a layer.Copy !req
441. Things are not looking good
for Owen and Cole.Copy !req
442. And it's just getting later and later,
and— Oh, you're back.Copy !req
443. Of course I am.
Owen and Cole need our help.Copy !req
444. I feel like we can both agree
that this has gone far enough,Copy !req
445. and we can just go save their lives.Copy !req
446. You just don't get it, do you?Copy !req
447. Maybe this will help.
Let's say my hand is the universe.Copy !req
448. - Why are you doing that?
- To help you.Copy !req
449. See, now I can't just interfere
and stop this from happening.Copy !req
450. Yes, you can. It's your hand!Copy !req
451. No. It's the universe.
And we can't interfere.Copy !req
452. This is not a helpful analogy.Copy !req
453. Maybe it is. No, it isn't.Copy !req
454. Well, that hungry little idiot is nowhere
to be found. We failed. We failed.Copy !req
455. Dmitry will never invest with me now.Copy !req
456. Maybe we should just chain him to
the radiator until he coughs up the cash.Copy !req
457. Well, I'll be.Copy !req
458. Found her.Copy !req
459. - Anya.
- Anya.Copy !req
460. Get in here, Bitsy, you little piroshki.Copy !req
461. Help me.Copy !req
462. That's sweet. You're hugging. That's nice.Copy !req
463. You're not getting away so easy, Henry.Copy !req
464. Dad, why is your scream
so much higher than mine?Copy !req
465. I don't know.Copy !req
466. I have to help them.Copy !req
467. Birdie, if you break the rules one more
time, who knows what will happen to you?Copy !req
468. It could be really, really bad.
It could be bye-bye, Birdie.Copy !req
469. You could be out of the story altogether.Copy !req
470. I don't care what happens to me.
I'm helping them!Copy !req
471. God, he's a hot mess.
And a terrible runner.Copy !req
472. Owen! Owen!Copy !req
473. Birdie! Is that you?Copy !req
474. Yes. I know someone with access
to a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.Copy !req
475. I think it's a Pikachu.Copy !req
476. We can create a cushion
for you to fall safely onto.Copy !req
477. Maybe it's a Garfield.
It should still work.Copy !req
478. Or you can get a ladder
from the storage shed.Copy !req
479. That works too.Copy !req
480. That was so much fun,
even though we almost died.Copy !req
481. We cheated death.Copy !req
482. Yeah. Don't use those words when you tell
your mom what happened tonight.Copy !req
483. You know, avoid the D-word. What do you
wanna do when we get back to the house?Copy !req
484. - I wanna make cupcakes from a mix.
- Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
485. Man, Mom and Molly really blew it
by not being on Team Owl tonight.Copy !req
486. Just out of curiosity,
what song are your arms listening to?Copy !req
487. What do you mean? I'm dancing.Copy !req
488. Okay, I'll take your word for it,
but I don't believe you.Copy !req
489. Did you get what you needed
for your article?Copy !req
490. Yep. Wait, that's blurry.Copy !req
491. There. Got it.Copy !req
492. - What's that mean?
- I don't know yet. It's something.Copy !req
493. - I guess this is it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
494. Birdie finally accepts his fate and walks
off into the dark, terrible unknown.Copy !req
495. The only certainty being that he's
crap at his job and annoying to others.Copy !req
496. Wait.Copy !req
497. What is happening?
No, there must be some mistake.Copy !req
498. - I'm in charge again.
- But you broke the rules.Copy !req
499. He broke the rules.Copy !req
500. Maybe the rules changed. Maybe narrators
can be guardian angels too.Copy !req
501. But that's not our job.
It doesn't make sense.Copy !req
502. Doesn't matter. I'm back, baby. I'm back.Copy !req
503. What about me? I'm really good at this.
And I'm a way better singer.Copy !req
504. YeahCopy !req
505. Oh, God.Copy !req
506. Don't look at me like that, squirrel.
You idiot.Copy !req
507. Is it like when a stranger
In the next stall overCopy !req
508. Asks you for some toilet paper
Which is fine and dandyCopy !req
509. Until they start to tell you
All about their day without you askingCopy !req
510. And they talk to you
While you can hear everythingCopy !req
511. - Everything
- EverythingCopy !req
512. - Everything
- EverythingCopy !req
513. You don't know what the heck is happeningCopy !req
514. Or how to stop whatever it is
Yeah, whatever it isCopy !req
515. It's way too close, way too closeCopy !req
516. None of this applies to me
This family's my familyCopy !req
517. Never too close, never too closeCopy !req