Central Park 1x5

1. Okay, good. I'll wire the money. Bye.

2. It's all arranged. He's coming,

3. and he will wreak havoc on that park beyond what anyone can imagine.

4. Of course, I can imagine it, because I hired him.

5. - Do you know what they call him? - What's that?

6. The one-man tag team.

7. - I don't get it. - Graffiti? Tag?

8. You don't know slang?

9. Yep. How'd you hire him without getting your hands dirty?

10. How does anyone hire anyone these days?

11. Cutouts, blind drops, a few careful money exchanges on the dark web,

12. throw in a gift certificate, and the best part is,

13. thanks to my relationship with the owner of The Dispatch,

14. they've promised to run huge headlines about this out-of-control graffiti story.

15. New Yorkers will be outraged, and I'll step in to clean up the mess.

16. They're going to call it a plague.

17. - You like that? That was me. - I mean, it works.

18. It's time for bed. White noise, please.

19. Too white. Ocean, please.

20. A graffiti plague in the park, what?

21. Bitsy's being a real Buttsy.

22. You're asking: Why don't I just tell Owen and Paige what Bitsy's up to?

23. Well, I can't, because it's forbidden.

24. You see, there's rules to being a narrator...

25. But the most important is that one. It's kind of the grandmama of all the rules.

26. You can't tell someone in the story anything about where the story is going.

27. Even if you know some juicy stuff.

28. There's so much I want to say But I can't interfere

29. And, boy, the plot's about to get good Or will it?

30. In just a few The story will shift into gear

31. I can't say how But wow, if I could, I'd spill it

32. Still, it's a secret And I should keep it

33. So I won't spoil it But I can bleep it

34. Spoiler alert

35. Bleep's gonna bleep And bleep will start bleeping

36. Spoiler alert

37. Bleep and bleep, bleep And then the plots deepen

38. Of course There's a bleep when they bleep

39. And sorry, I don't mean to blurt

40. But bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep Will bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep and so

41. Spoiler alert

42. I bleeped myself, so I didn't give anything away because I bleeped.

43. So good job, me.

44. The guy with the paint's gonna— Whoops, I can't say

45. And Owen will soo— No, can't tell ya, but hey

46. Family's destiny comes into play

47. Which leads to— Well, let me just put it this way

48. Spoiler alert

49. La, la, la, la Try this, you won't hear it

50. Spoiler alert!

51. It's— Never mind And there goes the rhyme scheme

52. But trust me, it's truly delish I wish I could dish all the dirt

53. Too late, anyhow 'Cause the story starts now

54. And so

55. Spoiler alert

56. You're not gonna hear this guy squawking about no-no stuff 'cause I need this job.

57. I have a very limited set of skills. I don't even know Excel.

58. I don't want to get replaced by some other schmuck.

59. Hi, how are you? Hello.

60. - I'm tired, okay? - Oh, yeah, you look tired.

61. - What? - But beautiful. Also beautiful. And young.

62. You try having two kids and a full-time job.

63. I do?

64. I was up all night researching Mayor Whitebottom.

65. I know he's dirty. I can practically taste the dirt.

66. - There's an image. - Well, I'm a writer.

67. Remember the mayor gave Paige that weird, kind of ominous quote

68. about the Park League, about how "We think we can do better"?

69. Vague. Scary. Excitement.

70. The mayor completely self-financed his campaign by unloading real estate.

71. So, I looked into the public records of real estate sales...

72. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

73. and each one was just under three million dollars.

74. - Do you know why I think that is? - Tell us.

75. Because in New York, any real estate sale over three million

76. triggers an automatic money laundering investigation.

77. Someone doesn't want the public to know they're giving the mayor money.

78. Here it is.

79. She's about to put it together. It's gonna get intense.

80. - Okay, so, who is it? - No clue.

81. What? Come on!

82. Okay, okay.

83. So Paige hasn't quite figured out who owns Mayor Whitney Whitebottom,

84. but she'll get there.

85. - Owen? - Go ahead, Elwood.

86. - Owen, it's Elwood. - Yeah, no, I know.

87. - Your employee. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

88. You might wanna come see the Bethesda Fountain.

89. We got a graffiti situation.

90. The fountain?

91. Big cement tub with water coming out of it? I think so.

92. Not the Bethesda. The taggers know better.

93. - Oh, God. All right, I'll be right there. - A new tag? I'll go with you.

94. Molly, please, do not be interested in graffiti. It's a scourge.

95. I have a passing interest at best.

96. - Cool. - Cool.

97. Cool.

98. But tagging is not cool. And this fountain thing seems bad.

99. Real bad. So, so bad.

100. Such a heinous crime.

101. - This is why they have the death penalty. - All right, too much.

102. Yes?

103. Mrs. Brandenham called to go over some of her estate papers.

104. Really? I wonder why she didn't tell me you were coming.

105. I'm Helen. Seen that name on any documents?

106. Yes? No? You're not giving me much.

107. Bitsy, your estate lawyer is here to do estate stuff, I assume.

108. And apropos of nothing, not even sure why it comes to mind,

109. I fluffed all the pillows and alphabetized your pills.

110. Actually, Helen, I'm glad you're here.

111. And I'm glad to be here.

112. Let go of me. Why are you talking that way?

113. I need you to take Shampagne for an hour.

114. And do what with him?

115. Shampagne's mood hasn't improved.

116. His therapist is suggesting a radical new treatment called outdoor movement therapy.

117. So, walks?

118. Can't we just hire another dog wa— outdoor movement therapist?

119. The last time a stranger took him out of this hotel, I nearly lost him forever!

120. By the way, you've been sending that idiot a box of bees every day, right?

121. - Yep, yep. - Also, the dog therapist sent me a collar.

122. The collar broadcasts a signal to my phone so I can see where he is at all times.

123. Problem is, I can't figure out how to see him on this. Can you?

124. - Your cell phone. - Why didn't he say so?

125. - What does "Sh— Art" mean? - I can't believe it.

126. Do they think this is funny? 'Cause it's not.

127. - "Shart." - Timeless.

128. I know graffiti comes with the territory, but certain things are off-limits.

129. - Agreed. I do like the— - Don't! Don't like anything about it.

130. You still look like you're admiring it. Look mad at it.

131. - Me too? - Yes. Everybody look mad.

132. Dad, you keep doing that nervous thing where you wipe your hands on your shorts.

133. I think your shorts are getting confused and scared.

134. Sorry, taggers make me anxious.

135. I'm gonna have to call Gootch.

136. - You know someone named Gootch? - He's my tagger informant.

137. Keeps me in the loop on who's spraying what.

138. You have a tagger informant?

139. Yes, Molly. You don't think I'm cool enough to have a tagger informant?

140. Not really, Mr. Wipey Hands.

141. Well, I am. And no saying Mr. Wipey Hands.

142. Elwood, turn on the thing, but still look mad.

143. I'll try, but it's really fun to use this thing.

144. I know.

145. Whee!

146. I mean— Grrrrrr.

147. Oh, that's kind of a big piece. Make sure you share.

148. Shampagne. Oh, my baby.

149. For all I know, Bitsy is signing everything over to you right now.

150. What would you even spend it on, squeak toys shaped like food?

151. Why am I giving you ideas?

152. - Oh, perfect. - Oh, my sweet boy.

153. I knew I'd see you again. Now give me some of that sugar.

154. Wow, that's so nice. Look at you two. Okay, bye.

155. You're so lucky you get to walk him.

156. Lucky? I'm a grown woman carrying around a tiny bag of poop.

157. You don't have to brag.

158. Could I maybe, possibly just hold the leash

159. for, like, one second to ten minutes?

160. Why, do you wanna take him for a walk?

161. More than anything.

162. Wait, really?

163. Yeah, screw it. You can walk him. Just do a full loop.

164. Oh, you will not regret this.

165. Or maybe you will, we haven't really discussed expectations.

166. Thank you so much.

167. Oh, I didn't give him any baggies in case it's a double feature.

168. Let him barehand it. Life's hard. Learn it young.

169. Why do I put up with any of this?

170. - Helen, will you freshen up my drink? - Okay.

171. Take Shampagne to see his doggy shrink

172. Of course.

173. Lace my girdle, file down my skin tags

174. Sure.

175. And count all my shoes and my handbags

176. - Helen, will you swallow all your rage? - For now.

177. - Keep it like a monkey in a cage - I love monkeys.

178. Just ignore Shampagne's much higher standing

179. I will.

180. Adore me, endure me Withstanding my demands

181. But I've got plans So these demands are temporary

182. I couldn't bear it Knowing where my future life could lead

183. I grit my teeth And find relief repeating

184. If there's a will There's a way, there's a way

185. If there's a will There's a way, there's a way

186. If there's a will There's a willy-nilly way

187. To be living like I'm top-notch Filthy stinking rich, watch

188. Just gotta be smart like so Keep playing my part like so

189. Don't step on my toes Nobody knows what really goes on

190. In Bitsy's rich-and-famous lifestyle Penthouse in the tower

191. Gonna have my hour with the willpower

192. - Maybe I'll manipulate the lawyer - That's good.

193. - Show a little ankle in the foyer - Men love ankles.

194. - Make him give me power of attorney - Or else...

195. He'll leave Bitsy's house on a gurney

196. Her Shampagne taste is such a waste

197. It's time she tasted mine

198. Let's seal the deal up, club a seal up Show me where to sign

199. Until that day I lay awake recalling

200. If there's a will There's a way, there's a way

201. If there's a will There's a way, there's a way

202. If there's a will There's a willy-nilly way

203. Willy-nilly way Willy, willy, willy way

204. Oh, Helen, is it worth it?

205. Maybe you should give up this life of misdeeds and manipulation.

206. Just kidding.

207. Willy, willy-nilly, hey

208. Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank

209. Gonna shake it Willy, willy-nilly, hey

210. Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank

211. Gonna shake it

212. Shake it willy-nilly Shake it willy-nilly

213. Shake it willy-nilly Shake it willy-nilly

214. If there's a will There's a will

215. There's a way, way, way, way

216. Way, way, way, way, way, way

217. Okay, I'm done.

218. I guess this could be worth three million.

219. Crap!

220. This does not look like three million dollars.

221. Hate you, lid. I hate you! I hate you!

222. Yep, real estate scam. Definitely a scam.

223. It's cold.

224. Gootch, hope you haven't been defacing my park today.

225. Maybe me and my boys were putting up some throwies and fill-fills

226. behind the boathouse bathroom, maybe we weren't.

227. Yep, great.

228. I shouldn't be talking to you. Everyone thinks I fit the HAT.

229. - HAT? - "Honor among thieves."

230. You don't know acronyms?

231. I know acronyms. That was confusing. Hats are already things. Doesn't matter.

232. - You got the Goods? - Bag of Goods, no Plenty's.

233. Daddy like.

234. I couldn't get a name, but this shart guy has everybody pissed off.

235. Dude's tagging stuff I wouldn't go near. And he's tagging other people's tags.

236. Dissing good scribbles all over the place.

237. Anybody seen him? Can you tell me anything?

238. If he was local, I'd know him. I wish I could tell you more.

239. Dude's giving defacing public property a bad name.

240. How do you know it's a dude? Could be a girl, right?

241. - Girls shart? - Yeah, girls shart.

242. But I think it's called a "shoops." How old are you, Gootch?

243. - What are you doing over there? - Math homework.

244. All right, well, let me know what you find out. Good luck with the math.

245. Oh, am I taking off my shoes? I am taking off my shoes.

246. Ew, just got something on my stocking. Putting my shoes back on.

247. - How long have you been there? - Long enough to be uncomfortable.

248. But look, I taught Shampagne a new trick on our walk.

249. It's like he's got a little mustache, if mustaches went on top of your nose.

250. All right, enough whimsical stick tricks. We need to get going.

251. Are you available, by any chance, tomorrow? Same time?

252. What? Are you serious? Yes! Yes, thank you.

253. Thank you, thank you!

254. Sorry. I'm not used to whatever that was.

255. That was a hug.

256. I thought you were attacking me really gently.

257. Well, to be fair, this is also how I would attack you.

258. Paint thinner. Out of paint thinner. My guys need paint thinner.

259. I thought I had a emergency stash down here in the basement.

260. I can give you my nail polish remover.

261. Will that work? Will that get a shart off a seesaw?

262. And a bench? And a guy who fell asleep on a bench?

263. Owen, Elwood. Bad news, Chief.

264. He— He took it up a notch.

265. You do not tag trees!

266. Look at that vein on the side of your head going crazy.

267. Oh, yeah. Look at that. That is scary.

268. Night vision goggles, ghillie suits, flare, super-duper-bright flashlights.

269. Oh, when did we get these in? Ow. That'll be 413 bucks.

270. Dang, Dad. You mean business.

271. Not that much business. I guess the camping stove is overkill.

272. Not even sure what I was thinking with the speargun.

273. Can we see the total with and without the face paint?

274. Tonight when this tagger strikes, we are going to take them out.

275. Wait, "take them out," like kill them?

276. - No. - Arrest them?

277. I don't technically have that authority, so it's not so much "take them out"

278. and more "catch them in the act on camera

279. and give that footage to the proper authorities."

280. Great, but, like, how do we know where they'll be?

281. Well, maybe if we map out all the places they've tagged,

282. we can figure out a pattern or something.

283. Yeah.

284. Dad, you have had some dumb ideas in your day, but that is not one of them.

285. Let's go.

286. Knock, knock.

287. Time for doggy's worm medicine and Bitsy's heart pill.

288. Oh, crap. Which is which? Why'd I put them on the tray like this?

289. - Oh, well. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. - We're busy. Pills later.

290. Oh, I didn't realize you were here doing more estate planning.

291. I should bring us all tea, and we can just hunker down and really get into it.

292. Privacy, please. Shampagne has papers to sign.

293. - What? I mean, what? What's he signing? - Stuff.

294. But he's a dog. How would it even be legal?

295. Paw prints are legally binding in the state of New York.

296. How else would they sign documents? Dogs can't hold pens!

297. Go! Go on! Get!

298. He wasn't looking.

299. Okay. This is every spot there's been a shart tag.

300. They're all over the park. Is this just random?

301. - But what if it isn't? - I guess that'd be neat.

302. There's a method to this madness More behind this

303. A larger plan, an evil twist we missed

304. If we map out every spot Marked by our vandal

305. We could conclude This lewd graffiti scandal

306. He attacked a tree at 85th

307. He tagged the Delacorte

308. - He switched to red at Rambles Shed - He sharts like it's a sport

309. He hit so many playgrounds All the meadows

310. Oh, put dots here and here He also sharted those

311. Okay, just shout out what you see The first thing in your head

312. Chicken pox, gumdrops A dalmatian in a bed

313. Wait, are you just naming things with dots?

314. - You said to say what it looks like. - Yes, but once you've connected the dots.

315. Oh, you're not gonna like my list.

316. - Anybody else? - I was also doing things with dots.

317. There's a method to this madness We can solve it

318. - A chair, a yacht - A big banana split?

319. - Maybe it's the skyline? - These could be towers

320. Maybe it's just random We've been at this for two hours

321. Two hours? That puts you all on overtime. Clock out. Clock out.

322. - Thanks a lot, Elwood. - Yeah, thanks a lot, Elwood.

323. Wait, let me see something.

324. There's a method to this madness

325. Thank you. I've been saying that.

326. It's not a chair, a yacht Dessert or hat

327. He's spelling out a word He's on to the last part

328. A secret code He's writing with his art

329. If you connect the dots like this

330. It's a giant shart

331. There's a method to the madness

332. There's a method to the madness

333. All he has to do is cross the T

334. - Looks like we're doing a stakeout. - You mean we all get overtime?

335. Looks like I'm doing a stakeout with Molly.

336. "Graffiti plague ravages the park."

337. That's what I'm talking about.

338. I'm the smartest person in the world Yeah, yeah, yeah

339. Doggy's good leash is at the cleaners, so I have to use this old one.

340. Sure, sure. Just make sure you do the full loop.

341. We had a little extra custard after lunch. I don't want him to get custard belly.

342. We're gonna have ourselves a great walk.

343. And by custard belly, I mean explosive diarrhea,

344. so bring extra baggies or a sponge or something.

345. Twelve different sales.

346. Never to an individual buyer. Always a corporation.

347. Pretty standard for New York real estate.

348. Big companies are buying up whole chunks of the city.

349. Now, if my watch is correct, it's cake o'clock in the break room.

350. - Another birthday? - Doug's. We got him a chocolate cake.

351. I mean, his birthday was yesterday, but we're doing it today.

352. Okay. I'm wondering if maybe all these companies are connected somehow.

353. - Well, are they? - I don't know.

354. Then why are you telling me?

355. Because you're my boss, and also didn't you ask?

356. I said, "Hey, Paige, cake in the break room in five minutes."

357. And then you were talking about real estate for so long.

358. Okay, go! I'll see you in there.

359. All right, but you're really coming, right?

360. I don't want it to be just me and Doug.

361. - All the tax numbers are the same. - What?

362. All the companies use the same tax ID numbers.

363. These supposedly different companies are just one company

364. buying the mayor's crappy real estate at ridiculous prices.

365. - You want some cake, Paige? - Save my piece, Doug.

366. - Where do you want me to save it? - Oh, my God, Doug, in the fridge.

367. Wait, just give it to me.

368. So, who owns the company?

369. Okay, not sure, but they filed their articles of incorporation in Panama.

370. - Yikes. - Yikes.

371. Why "yikes"? Don't say yikes when he says yikes.

372. You can't find out who owns a Panamanian shell corporation,

373. that's why people make Panamanian shell corporations.

374. Duh.

375. Doug, so help me, I will smoosh this in your face.

376. - But it's my birthday. - It was your birthday yesterday, Doug!

377. You think you're gonna get all the money, huh? A damn dog!

378. Do you have any idea what I do for that woman?

379. Half of her blood used to be my blood.

380. Fluffy little face

381. With your fluffy dumb tail Wagging to the pace

382. Life is tough with your plushy bedding And your tushy-petting-getting

383. I could choke you till you croak 'Cause my life's a joke

384. You see For once in my life I'd have glee

385. If I didn't have to lift a finger

386. If I linger here by the Harlem Meer

387. And I have to lag And help an old hag with her handbag

388. Bless you, bless you Achoo, tissue

389. Thank you Yes, if we talk in the crosswalk

390. Then a bike group bikes by, bye-bye

391. And a horse on its course Pulls its carriage with a force

392. And splat, you'll be flat Like a hat that's been sat on

393. That's exhausting.

394. If there's a will There's a way, there's a way

395. If there's a will There's a way, there's a way

396. There's a way to get away scot-free

397. With a sneaky-deaky murder Of the first degree

398. So, doggy, don't mess See now who's a pedigree

399. Me

400. - I did not mean to come this way. - But we meet here every day.

401. I thought I could take him by that statue of Balto, the sled dog, again.

402. Someone has a crush.

403. Shampagne, not me.

404. Wait, why are you slowly stepping away as I talk?

405. Am I? Look at that. I'm gonna walk solo today.

406. Doggy wants to go to the Guggenheim. No kids allowed. Gotta go, bye.

407. Shampagne doesn't like modern art.

408. He thinks it's become too commercial.

409. I can't believe we're gonna do a stakeout tonight. This is so fun.

410. I know, right? But super serious too.

411. Dibs on the cool-guy takedown phrase.

412. I've got it. "Looks like you've been painted into a corner."

413. Oh, that's good.

414. Are those ghillie suits?

415. Yeah, just some official Central Park business. Nothing to be concerned about.

416. I wish I could go into more detail, but we're on a stakeout to catch a tagger.

417. - Look at all our gear. - A tagger? Okay.

418. Yeah, whoever's doing the shart tags all over the place.

419. We think he's gonna hit this spot tonight. I figured out the pattern.

420. Well, I can't stand graffiti.

421. Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems like writing on a public place, what's the point?

422. So, you just gonna wait here?

423. Yep.

424. Ideally, I was hoping the tagger would strike at, like, 8:00 or 8:30.

425. - His bedtime is 8:45. - No, not tonight.

426. I had a very strong cup of Earl Grey,

427. and I'm gonna be buzzed until at least 9:30.

428. Feel free to make your faces look like you're enjoying this more.

429. Union break.

430. Leave the money on the ground, or just walk away. That's fine.

431. Paige! Paige! Hello.

432. How's your investigation going?

433. Be specific, so we both know what you know.

434. Not great.

435. "Not great" not great, or "not great" so great?

436. No, the first one.

437. I tracked the source of Mayor Whitebottom's money,

438. but it's a Panamanian shell corporation.

439. I had to file an inquiry through the Freedom of Information

440. and petition the Panamanian government to unseal records.

441. In six short months, I'll possibly kind of have traction

442. toward sort of beginning to figure out—

443. It's Bitsy! It's Bitsy Brandenham! Oh, no.

444. How would you know Bitsy Brandenham owns this Panamanian shell corporation?

445. Okay. Well, see, buskers always hear stuff in the park.

446. Important businesspeople are always crossing through the park,

447. talking on their business phones,

448. thinking buskers don't know anything about Panamanian shell corporations.

449. But honestly, why are we even talking about how I knew this at all?

450. It's silly. You're being silly, Paige.

451. - That makes sense. - Oh, thank God.

452. Wealthy people are always going around buying influence with politicians,

453. and Bitsy and the mayor do run in similar circles.

454. Right, yeah.

455. Now that you're putting it together, it does make sense.

456. You put it together. I mean, because you just told me.

457. Say what?

458. Bitsy Brandenham is behind the shell corp.

459. Your words. You said it. I mean, can we just say you said it, please?

460. Yep. That'll work.

461. It's like he's got a little mustache.

462. Damn you, boy, and your stupid stick mustache

463. that's not even in the right place.

464. - I can't do it. - Hey.

465. - Nothing. - Listen, I know why you ditched me.

466. You think I walk too slow. I get it. Look at these stubs.

467. Yeah, that was it. It's annoying, but I'm over it now.

468. Just try being taller next time. Let's go.

469. Shampagne!

470. Oh, for the love of...

471. - You saved me. - I know.

472. - And you saved Shampagne. - I know.

473. We owe you our lives.

474. Yeah, well, put me in your will.

475. When that tagger gets here,

476. he's not gonna know what hit him, but it'll be us.

477. We'll hit him with a sternly-worded cease and desist.

478. These suits are great. I love being invisible.

479. I know, me too.

480. I got your note on the fridge.

481. Also, bushes blend in better if they're not laughing and giggling.

482. And your flashlights are pretty bright. Did you think about not having them on?

483. - It got so dark. - We wanted just a little bit of light.

484. Maybe the tagger doesn't think glowing, giggly bushes are weird.

485. Damn it, you're right. Who are we kidding?

486. He probably made us and went somewhere else.

487. What? Are you the park manager or the park "quitting-ger"?

488. - What? - Wait.

489. Of course.

490. You know what, Dad? You're right. Let's quit.

491. Really? You were kind of mean about it a half second ago.

492. Yeah, nah, come on.

493. Listen, I think quitting is exactly what we should do,

494. so here we go with the quitting.

495. You guys get real weird when you do this.

496. - Now! - Gotcha!

497. You're gonna apologize to the park.

498. You left.

499. We only made you think we were leaving.

500. - We knew you were waiting us out. - How?

501. You've got the same nervous tic as my dad.

502. I saw you do the same compulsive thigh rubs that my dad does.

503. It's not compulsive.

504. Right. It's just automatic and you get upset if you can't do it.

505. See? Your mom gets it.

506. That's when I realized that if this mega shart is your masterpiece,

507. then there's no way you weren't gonna show up to finish it.

508. You're like my dad. You're compuls—

509. - Don't say it. - Sorry, uncontrollably determined.

510. Fine, but you forgot one important thing.

511. - What's that? - Run, run, run, run, run.

512. Dad, you don't need to chase him. Look, we got what we needed.

513. This'll look good on a "Wanted" poster.

514. - Great job, guys! - We did it.

515. - Molly, you did it. - I know. I was being nice.

516. "You're gonna apologize to the park"?

517. It just came out. It just came out.

518. It was the tea talking. I double bagged it. I'm still juiced.

519. Phew. Owen and Molly stopped that tagger, and Bitsy was surprisingly cool about it.

520. And did Bitsy really leave everything to Shampagne in her will?

521. Well, not yet. That stuff with the lawyer

522. was actually Bitsy making sure she was in Shampagne's will.

523. She wants his sweaters. They're the same size.

524. And maybe I bent the rules a little bit by spilling the beans to Paige

525. about Bitsy and the mayor, but who even remembers that?

526. And it looks like there aren't gonna be any consequences anyway, so hooray.

527. But there are always consequences.

528. Hi, I'm Griffin, your new narrator.

529. Phew! I'm hungry.

530. - Hot dog time for Birdie. - Hot dog time for Birdie.

531. Or should I say "not" dog time for Birdie.

532. Cliff-hanger.

533. Money in my monkey bank

534. Willy, willy-nilly, hey

535. Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank

536. Gonna shake it Willy, willy-nilly, hey

537. Gonna shake that money In my monkey bank

538. Money in my monkey bank

539. Shake it willy-nilly Shake it willy-nilly

540. Shake it willy-nilly

541. Money in my monkey bank

542. If there's a will There's a way, there's a way

543. If there's a will There's a willy-nilly way