1. I wanna talk to you about trash.
Let's trash talk.Copy !req
2. Central Park gets nearly
200,000 visitors each day,Copy !req
3. and those visitors leave behind
over 14 tons of trash every day.Copy !req
4. Water bottles, pizza boxes,Copy !req
5. socks used as toilet paper,
toilet paper used as socks,Copy !req
6. murder weapons:
the stabby kind, the shooty kind,Copy !req
7. Halloween costumes that didn't work out...Copy !req
8. So, why doesn't the park look like
a big green rectangular butt crack?Copy !req
9. One word: my best friend.Copy !req
10. Owen Tillerman devised a brilliant system
to remove all the trash.Copy !req
11. He divided the park into 49 zones.Copy !req
12. Electric carts pick up from each zone
and transport that trashCopy !req
13. to drop spots along the main drives...Copy !req
14. where it is picked up by larger trucksCopy !req
15. that take it away to the 59th Street
Sanitation Transfer Station.Copy !req
16. It is then loaded onto bargesCopy !req
17. and sent to some place
that wants a lot of garbage, I hope.Copy !req
18. Or it's launched into the sun.
I don't know.Copy !req
19. Anyway, this massive operation
is a sight to behold.Copy !req
20. You could call it a garbage ballet,
if you wanted to, which I do.Copy !req
21. There is a placeCopy !req
22. Where the garbage goesCopy !req
23. When the world forsakes itCopy !req
24. Out on a bargeCopy !req
25. Headed anywhereCopy !req
26. Someone will take itCopy !req
27. Efficient workers of sanitationCopy !req
28. Pick up the bags and load the truckCopy !req
29. With very careful evaluationCopy !req
30. Make very sure they're all filled upCopy !req
31. There is a placeCopy !req
32. Where the garbage goesCopy !req
33. When the world forsakes itCopy !req
34. Out on a bargeCopy !req
35. Headed anywhereCopy !req
36. Someone will take itCopy !req
37. But that beautiful dance
isn't happening this week.Copy !req
38. Why? Because Owen's incredible system
started to break down when this happened:Copy !req
39. Flashback. "Trash-back"!Copy !req
40. What do you mean, you're at capacity?
I don't understand.Copy !req
41. - There's a capacity, and we're at it.
- You always take our garbage.Copy !req
42. Your trucks have been rerouted
to Bensonhurst.Copy !req
43. What? That's a two-hour trip!Copy !req
44. What, your trash doesn't like podcasts?Copy !req
45. By the time my trucks get there and back,
I'll be buried in garbage!Copy !req
46. How is this happening?Copy !req
47. So now Owen's trash has been rerouted
a borough away, to deepest Brooklyn,Copy !req
48. throwing his whole system out of whack.Copy !req
49. Wanna know why? Two words: Bitsy.Copy !req
50. Central Park? More like
"Central Piles of Trash Everywhere."Copy !req
51. Look at that. I did that
with one phone call to the mayor.Copy !req
52. It was actually three phone calls.Copy !req
53. Fine. We played phone tag. Then he was
in the tunnel, and then the call dropped.Copy !req
54. But still, same effect. Trash everywhere.Copy !req
55. Throw this.
See if you can get it into the park.Copy !req
56. - Did you get it?
- Yep, right where I wanted it.Copy !req
57. So, here we are,
in Owen's worst trash-mare.Copy !req
58. Trash. So much trash.Copy !req
59. Nothing can get clean.Copy !req
60. But Owen's not the only one
having a hard time.Copy !req
61. Molly's had a really bad first kiss
with her fella, Brendan.Copy !req
62. She ate peanuts. He was allergic.
There was an EpiPen involved...Copy !req
63. Anyway, she hasn't heard from him since.Copy !req
64. - Great job.
- Here, put your number in my phone,Copy !req
65. so it'll be easier to make arrangements
to fight more crimes together.Copy !req
66. Great idea. Now I'm going to kiss you.Copy !req
67. And it's my first kiss,
and it's gonna go great.Copy !req
68. Why wouldn't it? There's nothing you've
eaten recently that I'm allergic to,Copy !req
69. like peanut butter.Copy !req
70. Plant it on me.Copy !req
71. Five-second rewind, activate!
Wipe, wipe, wipe.Copy !req
72. Oh, my God!
Somebody get me a bucket for my face.Copy !req
73. I wiped my lips! Why isn't this working?Copy !req
74. Five-second rewind, activate!Copy !req
75. Help!Copy !req
76. Molly, we got a garbage crisis.Copy !req
77. Maybe try to get your drawings right
on the first try?Copy !req
78. I'm sorry. I was just kidding.
I respect your artistic process.Copy !req
79. No, it's not that.Copy !req
80. Is it about kissing that boy
and giving him an allergic reaction?Copy !req
81. Listen, listen, you have plenty
of nonallergic kisses in your future.Copy !req
82. I mean, I don't like to think about that
a lot, but it's true.Copy !req
83. Forget for a moment the total PTSD
I'm gonna have for the rest of my lifeCopy !req
84. that won't cause any problems at all,
romantically.Copy !req
85. Where is he? Where is Brendan, Dad?Copy !req
86. Not on my phone!
That's where he is... n't.Copy !req
87. This is a lot.
I'm backing out of your room.Copy !req
88. Lovingly. It's not you, it's me.Copy !req
89. I gotta— I gotta go.
I gotta bring this to your mom.Copy !req
90. Wow. That is a lot of tissues,
considering the garbage situation.Copy !req
91. Forget I said that. Doesn't matter.
Sorry you're sick.Copy !req
92. It's just a lot of tissues.Copy !req
93. - There's more under me.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
94. Anyway, I'm great.
I'm almost at work. Is this my stop?Copy !req
95. Babe, you need to rest.
Stay in your tissue nest. Here, take this.Copy !req
96. Thanks.
I just had some five minutes ago.Copy !req
97. It's okay to drink
a lot of cough syrup, right?Copy !req
98. - Not really.
- Oh, my God! Owen, there's a rat!Copy !req
99. Yeah, maybe too much cough syrup.
That's Cole's sock.Copy !req
100. - If that's a sock, why is it a rat?
- I'm gonna get you some tea.Copy !req
101. I don't wanna have to stay home
in a rat house!Copy !req
102. - This is not a rat house.
- All that garbage in the park?Copy !req
103. That means more rats,
and that means rats are in our house.Copy !req
104. I know it, I can feel it.Copy !req
105. There aren't more rats in the park
than usual. I promise.Copy !req
106. I hate rats. Crawling on my stuff,
pooping in my toothpaste...Copy !req
107. - Pooping in your toothpaste?
- Pooping in our toothpaste!Copy !req
108. I'm gonna kill that rat. I'm gonna
kill that sock too, just in case.Copy !req
109. Oh, no, no. We don't kill animals
or socks in this house.Copy !req
110. Nobody's killing anything. We're 99% sure
there aren't rats in the house.Copy !req
111. - Everything's fine.
- Cole, you're gonna be late for school.Copy !req
112. - Where's your sister?
- I'm right here in front of you.Copy !req
113. You seem good.Copy !req
114. Never better. Give Mommy a hug.Copy !req
115. There's boogers on your forehead.Copy !req
116. So what, Your Highness?Copy !req
117. I'm so glad we all agreed
not to kill rats.Copy !req
118. You seem so busy with your boogers,
you probably don't have time to kill rats.Copy !req
119. - Why are we talking about rats?
- Exactly.Copy !req
120. Cole, give Mommy a hug,
but hold your breath.Copy !req
121. Stay away from the forehead.Copy !req
122. If there's a rat in here,
don't forget one thing.Copy !req
123. - What's that?
- "A good supply of body bags."Copy !req
124. - What?
- It's from Rambo. Makes perfect sense.Copy !req
125. Gosh. My throat's feeling a little tickly.Copy !req
126. I think I have what Mom has.Copy !req
127. Owen, garbage is—
I'm totally drowning in—Copy !req
128. Oh, God, I gotta go. Cole, stay home.Copy !req
129. I'll check on both of you later.
Molly, off to school.Copy !req
130. Yep, one hug, you're infected.
That's science.Copy !req
131. Totally convincing.Copy !req
132. - No rodents will die in this house.
- Yep, great.Copy !req
133. Oh. Diaper. I don't know
how to stuff any more in here.Copy !req
134. You guys gotta take your loads
to the 62nd Street shed.Copy !req
135. - Already full.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
136. - The dumpsters by the reservoir?
- Full.Copy !req
137. - The band shell?
- They're calling it the "band smell."Copy !req
138. - You're a band smell!
- Hey!Copy !req
139. Sorry. Sorry. Just pile these here.
Go empty more cans.Copy !req
140. The truck will be here soon to take this.Copy !req
141. Oh, Owen, that's Rostam's truck, and
he's stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway.Copy !req
142. That's over an hour away.
People are starting to eat lunch!Copy !req
143. - Do you know what happens after lunch?
- Nap time. Dinner!Copy !req
144. Packaging. So much packaging.Copy !req
145. Owen, is it bad
if a busload of tourists just pulled upCopy !req
146. - and started taking pictures of the trash?
- Yes.Copy !req
147. So it's worse
if three busloads just pulled up?Copy !req
148. Say "Bitsy."Bitsy."Copy !req
149. Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
150. The housekeeping staff
is refusing to cleanCopy !req
151. any of the rooms on the seventh floor.Copy !req
152. Is there a new reason,
or are they using the old one?Copy !req
153. It's the old one.
They say there's a gho...Copy !req
154. - Don't say it.
- ... st.Copy !req
155. - You said it.
- I'm sorry. I already started saying it.Copy !req
156. It's hard to stop in the middle
of a one-syllable word.Copy !req
157. What's the "ghost" doing this time?Copy !req
158. The usual. Room 723,
weird sounds, cold drafts, lights flicker,Copy !req
159. and one person said she heard, "Boo."Copy !req
160. This is absurd! Gather the staff.
I'm putting an end to this crap.Copy !req
161. Afraid of ghosts?
I'll give them something to be afraid of.Copy !req
162. I mean, they call you "scary old lady."
They're already afraid of you.Copy !req
163. But is it ever really enough?Copy !req
164. Okay, you and your lab partners have each
been given a different micro-ecosystem.Copy !req
165. Pond water, rotting apple, logCopy !req
166. and other items I found
in my apartment's common area.Copy !req
167. Your assignment is to answer the question,Copy !req
168. "Is your ecosystem healthy
or not healthy?"Copy !req
169. I'm gonna eat
these two ice cream sandwiches,Copy !req
170. and I don't want anyone
to say it's not healthy.Copy !req
171. Log isn't the most exciting ecosystem,
but it could be worse.Copy !req
172. We could've gotten Band-Aid. Molly.Copy !req
173. Well, I heard that she kissed him,
and then...Copy !req
174. Are you talking about the girl
and the guy? And the guy almost died?Copy !req
175. - Yeah, we are.
- Molly, hello?Copy !req
176. - Oh, hey, Hazel.
- So, I'm your partner for the project.Copy !req
177. - Right. What are we doing again?
- Log.Copy !req
178. So, usually in a partnership,
there's a partnership.Copy !req
179. - Do you know what they're talking about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
180. Some girl kissed a guy
from another school.Copy !req
181. She had peanut butter on her mouth, and
it killed him over the weekend, I guess?Copy !req
182. What? People think he died?
But he didn't die. Probably.Copy !req
183. Not that I know anything about that
at all. Just making casual conversation.Copy !req
184. Sure. So can we "log in," so to speak?Copy !req
185. - Yeah. Wait. Why do we have a log?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
186. Oh, no! I left human food
on this rustic artisanal plate.Copy !req
187. And I'm gently placing it on the floor.Copy !req
188. No problem. Just gonna trigger this,Copy !req
189. which I totally know how to do
without hurting myself.Copy !req
190. Sneaking around in the darkCopy !req
191. I know you're there somewhereCopy !req
192. You're just like a pin stuck in my heartCopy !req
193. So, show yourself if you dareCopy !req
194. Oh, MomCopy !req
195. Don't be cold, don't be cruel
Don't you care?Copy !req
196. Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'em
Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'emCopy !req
197. Oh, MomCopy !req
198. That look in your eyes makes me scaredCopy !req
199. Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'em
Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'emCopy !req
200. Rats
They're everywhere, but you just can't seeCopy !req
201. RatsCopy !req
202. They're smart and bold
Just like you and meCopy !req
203. Rats, they eat our food
And they spread diseaseCopy !req
204. Don't kill the rat
He can stay with meCopy !req
205. Mess with me, seal your destinyCopy !req
206. Rats, they love their moms
And their familiesCopy !req
207. Rats, they're in our trash
And they eat our cheeseCopy !req
208. Rats, they wear fur coats
Let them live here, pleaseCopy !req
209. Don't pay the rent
And the rent ain't cheapCopy !req
210. Don't kill the rat
He can stay with meCopy !req
211. Rats
Mom, they're such a conundrumCopy !req
212. Rats
Yeah, but I'm going rogue on this oneCopy !req
213. Rats
Mom, they're cuddly and funCopy !req
214. Don't kill the rat
He can stay with meCopy !req
215. Mess with me and seal your destinyCopy !req
216. RatsCopy !req
217. - Oh, no. I think I'm really sick now.
- What do you mean, "now"?Copy !req
218. You're delirious.Copy !req
219. Oh, no, it's lunchier than usual.
Damn you, beautiful day.Copy !req
220. Don't take a picture of that!Copy !req
221. - How's it going, buddy?
- Not great.Copy !req
222. Owen? Elwood, from work.Copy !req
223. Tell me the truck is back,
and they're emptying those dumpsters.Copy !req
224. I wish I could tell you that, but
the truck is literally stuck on the FDR.Copy !req
225. A tanker carrying maple syrup overturned.Copy !req
226. The driver said it smells amazing,
and people are licking the street.Copy !req
227. Traffic is backed up for miles!Copy !req
228. Okay. We're in a doomsday situation.Copy !req
229. There has to be a way
to get this trash out of here.Copy !req
230. That wouldn't work, would it?
No, it's insane.Copy !req
231. It's never been done before.
But it might work.Copy !req
232. Don't say another word.
Sir, we need your bike!Copy !req
233. It's a Central Park emergency!
How much trash can your kid hold?Copy !req
234. No, no, no. Not that.
Different idea. Actually crazier.Copy !req
235. We're gonna get rid of this garbage
ourselves.Copy !req
236. How? You don't have a trash truck.Copy !req
237. - What's better than a trash truck?
- I've always wondered that.Copy !req
238. - A trash train.
- I guess that's true.Copy !req
239. Don't touch me! Don't touch me!Copy !req
240. Don't let her touch you! She burns!Copy !req
241. You guys, please!Copy !req
242. Oh, don't melt my face! I'm a face model!Copy !req
243. Kite Boy! See, everyone? Kite Boy is fine!Copy !req
244. You are fine, right?
The mask is just for fun?Copy !req
245. People of New York!
It's even worse than you could imagine.Copy !req
246. Oh, come on.
Are you sure you're not being dramatic?Copy !req
247. Your face is horrible.
But you have really smooth face bones.Copy !req
248. Nobody is safe!
No one should ever kiss her again!Copy !req
249. I told you I'm sorry.Copy !req
250. Sorry doesn't give him back
his beautiful face!Copy !req
251. Thanks, man. It was beautiful.Copy !req
252. - Hey! Hey!
- What's up?Copy !req
253. - You know our assignment is due tomorrow?
- Right. I'm here.Copy !req
254. So, I know you think
that putting your arm like thatCopy !req
255. means that I can't see that you're drawing
instead of helping with our project,Copy !req
256. but I can see what you're doing.Copy !req
257. Also, the log can see.
And the log is mad at you, Molly.Copy !req
258. Sorry, I'm just distracted by—
Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
259. Yeah, so, do we have a healthy ecosystem?Copy !req
260. - Here we go.
- Okay, we're working. That's good—Copy !req
261. - You can't die from a peanut butter kiss.
- Okay.Copy !req
262. Not in this day and age.
With our technology? Come on.Copy !req
263. I feel more people should be talking about
that, right? I mean, talk about that!Copy !req
264. And what about this girl
who kissed him, huh?Copy !req
265. I mean, she's not a murderer...
that she knows of.Copy !req
266. She's probably, maybe really cool.
The peanut is the real bad guy here.Copy !req
267. That's who we should be going after.
Big peanut.Copy !req
268. Oh, good. Lunch is over,
and we didn't get any work done.Copy !req
269. I guess I'll see you in study hall?Copy !req
270. Damn peanuts. Damn, damn, damn peanuts!Copy !req
271. So, here we are, chatting comfortably
on the sixth floor.Copy !req
272. I brought us here to the sixth floorCopy !req
273. to remind us they're all the same,
all the floors.Copy !req
274. Am I right, Helen?Copy !req
275. And if you're easy-breezy
on the sixth floor,Copy !req
276. then you can be easy-breezy
on any floor.Copy !req
277. Anyone feeling the presence
of any supernatural anything right now?Copy !req
278. - I feel nothing.
- Good.Copy !req
279. Well, let me just walk over here
for a second.Copy !req
280. I'm just pacing, don't mind me.
Going near this sign.Copy !req
281. Oh, dear. We seem to be stuck here.Copy !req
282. Someone must have blocked the door
to the stairs from the other side,Copy !req
283. and the elevator's gone screwy too.Copy !req
284. Looks like we'll just have to confront
our really stupid fears!Copy !req
285. Quiet down.Copy !req
286. Now, let's go make some beds.Copy !req
287. See what happens when you pretend
to be sick? You really get sick.Copy !req
288. Stop gloating.
You did this to me, you witch!Copy !req
289. - Easy.
- Sorry. Love you.Copy !req
290. Can we take a break from you trying
to kill the rat and me trying to stop you?Copy !req
291. Okay. I am pretty tired, actually.Copy !req
292. So you close your eyes,
and I'll close mine.Copy !req
293. We're so sorry, Kite Boy.Copy !req
294. You don't deserve to be lipless.
And on picture day!Copy !req
295. Was Peter Parker right
When he threw his suit away?Copy !req
296. Should I step aside like the Dark KnightCopy !req
297. When he vanished without a trace?Copy !req
298. Like the hammer of unworthy ThorCopy !req
299. I don't deserve these powers anymoreCopy !req
300. I'm the worstCopy !req
301. And I must be cursedCopy !req
302. 'Cause when I try to helpCopy !req
303. It only ever hurtsCopy !req
304. I'm the worstCopy !req
305. - And I must be cur—
- Seriously?Copy !req
306. Okay. I'm sick of doing this by myself.Copy !req
307. I need to know what's in there
that's so damn important.Copy !req
308. Give me that. I'm reading it.
You classify the lichen.Copy !req
309. So, you're the peanut butter
death-kiss girl.Copy !req
310. Stop shouting.Copy !req
311. - Did he actually die?
- No!Copy !req
312. I mean, I'm pretty sure he didn't die.Copy !req
313. But if he isn't dead, that means he's just
ignoring me, which could be even worse.Copy !req
314. I mean, what can I do?
How many times can I text him?Copy !req
315. - Wait. How many times did you text him?
- A normal amount.Copy !req
316. - What would you say is normal?
- Twice.Copy !req
317. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
318. All right. You're a mess.
I need some backstory.Copy !req
319. So, we're building a trash train?Copy !req
320. Yep. These dumpsters
have wheels on 'em, right?Copy !req
321. Elwood, you got the ropes and chains
from the shed?Copy !req
322. Yep. They were all tangled up,
and they are still tangled up.Copy !req
323. Okay, untangle 'em.Copy !req
324. Fran, you drive the cart and push those
dumpsters into a line behind that one.Copy !req
325. Presenting the dumpster caravan!Copy !req
326. Wait. Is it a train or a caravan?Copy !req
327. Doesn't matter.
Whatever you wanna call it.Copy !req
328. - Should we vote on it?
- I like "train."Copy !req
329. - "Caravan" sounds more mysterious.
- Anyone like "garbage worm"?Copy !req
330. - People, please.
- And where are we gonna take this train?Copy !req
331. To 59th Street, our usual center.
It's as far as we can go.Copy !req
332. But they're not taking any more
of our trash. They're over capacity.Copy !req
333. So are we. Let's roll.Copy !req
334. Can you just—
It's making me very nervous.Copy !req
335. Sorry. Sorry. I'll play something else.Copy !req
336. Play something
that makes this seem totally normal.Copy !req
337. On it.Copy !req
338. Look at that cloud
Look at that birdCopy !req
339. Look at that tree
'Cause there's nothing to see hereCopy !req
340. Nothing at all
Everything's fineCopy !req
341. Oh, no. The witch woke up.Copy !req
342. You're in here, aren't you, rat?Copy !req
343. I can hear you breathing.Copy !req
344. Or is that me?Copy !req
345. - I gotcha!
- No! He didn't do anything to you.Copy !req
346. He's probably just crashing here
till he can save up to get his own place!Copy !req
347. Cole, let go. Don't waste
the last of my rat-killing energy.Copy !req
348. - Did you see them?
- Yeah. Did you see them too?Copy !req
349. Did it look like
they were spelling something?Copy !req
350. - Was it "We're coming for you"?
- I'm calling an exterminator.Copy !req
351. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Yep. Yep.Copy !req
352. - A gentle exterminator.
- I don't care anymore.Copy !req
353. All right, study hall's over.Copy !req
354. You don't have to stop studying,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
355. So, I live in Bushwick, so we're gonna
have to go to your house to finish.Copy !req
356. Where do you live?Copy !req
357. - You live here?
- Yes.Copy !req
358. Are your parents wizards?Copy !req
359. No. My dad can't even grow a beard.Copy !req
360. I'm home. Hazel from science class
is with me. We have to finish a project.Copy !req
361. You're not safe. No one is safe.Copy !req
362. Run, Hazel from science class. Run!Copy !req
363. So many rats!Copy !req
364. Good to meet you.Copy !req
365. Hazel, don't breathe. We're gonna run
upstairs. We cannot catch what they have.Copy !req
366. Quickly, quickly. Don't make eye contact.Copy !req
367. We're not crazy! The rats are real!Copy !req
368. No, absolutely not.Copy !req
369. We've cleaned every room on this floor,
but we're not going into that one.Copy !req
370. - Just go in and clean for 20 minutes.
- No.Copy !req
371. - Two minutes.
- No.Copy !req
372. - Just spray some air freshener.
- No.Copy !req
373. Okay, you know what? You're all fired.Copy !req
374. Bitsy, quick sidebar.Copy !req
375. You can't fire them. You never know
what they found in your trash.Copy !req
376. And the little one
is the only one who fits in the air vents.Copy !req
377. This is ridiculous. There is no ghost!Copy !req
378. If there's no ghost,
then you should stay the night in 723.Copy !req
379. I would have no problem with that if
I thought the freaking sheets were clean!Copy !req
380. - Here, go crazy.
- Okay, Martha.Copy !req
381. If I sleep in this stupid room tonight,
you'll clean it tomorrow?Copy !req
382. Okay. Yes.Copy !req
383. Helen, I'd like a wake-up call for when
I've proven my point to these morons.Copy !req
384. I want you all to know you're lunatics
bright and early!Copy !req
385. - So, like, noon?
- What? No.Copy !req
386. What is this, the marines? 2:00, 2:30.Copy !req
387. You've been reading forever,
and you haven't said anything.Copy !req
388. This is torture. Silence is...Copy !req
389. You know what?
I'm gonna go stick my head in the toilet.Copy !req
390. - I don't get it.
- What? What don't you get?Copy !req
391. Well, in the beginning, Fista Puffs
is saving New York from monsters,Copy !req
392. doing her own thing. She's a badass.Copy !req
393. Then this Kite Boy comes along,Copy !req
394. and there's like 30 pages of thought
bubbles about him, and kissing him.Copy !req
395. It's so many thought bubbles
about kissing.Copy !req
396. And Fista Puffs turns into a sad sack
who just cares about what Kite Boy thinks.Copy !req
397. Well, maybe Fista Puffs is becoming
really interested in other aspects—Copy !req
398. Oh, God. Everything you're saying is true.Copy !req
399. I don't want her to be a sad sack.Copy !req
400. And if this Kite Boy guy
can't forgive you—Copy !req
401. I mean, Fista Puffs, wink-wink,
for almost killing him,Copy !req
402. then I really don't think he's worth it.Copy !req
403. Let me put this in log terms:
This log ecosystem is healthy.Copy !req
404. Your ecosystem, not healthy.
Stop obsessing about this boy.Copy !req
405. - I can do that.
- What's happening?Copy !req
406. - Nothing. I'm researching logs.
- Liar! Let me see.Copy !req
407. I just wanna update Brendan
on my breakthrough.Copy !req
408. I'm not obsessing about him anymore.Copy !req
409. No, it is log time.Copy !req
410. We need to put down the details
of wood, decay, fungus—Copy !req
411. - Wait. What's that phone?
- What phone?Copy !req
412. The one on the floor right there,Copy !req
413. next to what I'm gonna say
is a dirty clothes ecosystem.Copy !req
414. - It's dead.
- Oh, my God. Is that Brendan's phone?Copy !req
415. Okay, now I think you maybe
did kill him and buried him,Copy !req
416. and then did a bad job
of getting rid of his stuff.Copy !req
417. No, he gave it to me
to put my number in it,Copy !req
418. and then blah, blah, blah,
peanut butter kiss,Copy !req
419. and then I guess I still have it.Copy !req
420. I'm plugging it in.Copy !req
421. Yikes.
This is a lot of texts from you, Molly.Copy !req
422. - And why so many dolphin emojis?
- Okay. Here's what I'm gonna do:Copy !req
423. I'll get his e-mail address off this,Copy !req
424. and then I'll e-mail him
that I have his phone.Copy !req
425. I'll say something like,
"Funny story. I"--Copy !req
426. What the—
But I have to get it back to him.Copy !req
427. Okay. Maybe write down his e-mail
or something,Copy !req
428. but we're gonna wipe this phone.Copy !req
429. He must never see this. We're gonna run
a magnet over this or something.Copy !req
430. Yep. Yep. Okay. I get that.Copy !req
431. Now, can we please finish
observing this log?Copy !req
432. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
433. There better be grubs on this thing.Copy !req
434. Wow. People hate us.Copy !req
435. And we made it!Copy !req
436. If we need to find our way back,
we can follow the trash we dropped.Copy !req
437. We dropped a lot of trash.Copy !req
438. Guys, does that look like
they're at capacity?Copy !req
439. Excuse me. Are you Esposito?Copy !req
440. You the guy I talked to on the phone?
Are you the manager?Copy !req
441. Yeah, I'm Esposito.
I talk to a lot of people on the phone.Copy !req
442. Mostly my mom,
but you're not her, obviously.Copy !req
443. No, I'm not.
I'm Owen Tillerman, the park manager.Copy !req
444. The Central one.Copy !req
445. Why did you lie to me
and say you're over capacity here?Copy !req
446. Are you over capacity
with invisible garbage?Copy !req
447. Invisible garbage burn.Copy !req
448. We don't take Park League garbage anymore.
Orders from the city.Copy !req
449. - Say the invisible garbage thing again.
- Maybe you don't get what's going on here.Copy !req
450. - The park is filling up with trash
- YeahCopy !req
451. I'm not dragging my butt back
Until you take my filthy stashCopy !req
452. It's my duty, it's my job
To keep the park clean and—Copy !req
453. Oh, my God
This garbage got me screamingCopy !req
454. Okay, I just heard my voice,
and it was loud. Sorry.Copy !req
455. Manager to managerCopy !req
456. I know we're at a standstillCopy !req
457. But I'm down in the dumps
And you're the only oneCopy !req
458. Who can take me to the promised landfillCopy !req
459. - You gonna help my associate, or what?
- "Associate"?Copy !req
460. Manager to manager
I understand your fearCopy !req
461. I don't mind that I smell like trash
But you probably think that's weirdCopy !req
462. Look, I'd really like to help you
But this isn't gonna workCopy !req
463. My orders come straight from the mayor
And he's being such a... penis-faceCopy !req
464. Why didn't you just say jerk?
It would've rhymed.Copy !req
465. People have called us officiousCopy !req
466. - 'Cause we find the minutiae delicious
- That's trueCopy !req
467. There's gotta be a way
Around these jurisdictionsCopy !req
468. To bypass
The penis-faced mayor's dumb restrictionsCopy !req
469. Wait, what if we find
The right city statute to, you knowCopy !req
470. Oh, you mean like a loopholeCopy !req
471. That's the best kind of holeCopy !req
472. Manager brainstormCopy !req
473. - What about Statute 8923?
- That only applies to waste that is fecesCopy !req
474. What about Statute 6-30?Copy !req
475. That's from like a century ago.
That's about polio.Copy !req
476. Yeah, to stop the spread of diseaseCopy !req
477. Silly, that only applies
To citywide emergenciesCopy !req
478. I should've known that. Wait.Copy !req
479. City Code 1839?Copy !req
480. Oh, my God, section fiveCopy !req
481. - Paragraph eight
- Yeah, fourteenth lineCopy !req
482. It clearly states...Copy !req
483. "In times of environmental crisisCopy !req
484. The park manager
Is empowered with the licenseCopy !req
485. To protect health prioritiesCopy !req
486. And supersede mayoral authority"Copy !req
487. Manager to managerCopy !req
488. I'm feeling so good about our planCopy !req
489. We just managed the crap out of thatCopy !req
490. And a loophole is the best kind of holeCopy !req
491. I'm so good at helpingCopy !req
492. I'm sorry. I didn't know how bad it was.Copy !req
493. I don't get up to the park
as much as I used to.Copy !req
494. I'm taking a pottery class on weekends
with my wife.Copy !req
495. - That's lovely. Those are beautiful.
- That's nice.Copy !req
496. - It's nice you're doing it together.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
497. Dump your trash.
I'll reroute the trucks back here.Copy !req
498. Sir, not only are you a gentleman,
you are an exceptional potter.Copy !req
499. - Oh, I didn't make that. I made this.
- Well, you are a gentleman.Copy !req
500. Seriously? So you didn't see anything?
Nothing on social media?Copy !req
501. A trash train?Copy !req
502. Dumpster caravan, or garbage worm,
or coolest thing ever?Copy !req
503. We drove like 30 blocks.Copy !req
504. Sounds like you did a great thing.Copy !req
505. Well, I just saved the park.
How was your day?Copy !req
506. We finished our science project,
and you know what?Copy !req
507. That disastrous kiss?
It may not be my last.Copy !req
508. And Brendan's okay. I think I'm over it,
or at least not obsessing about it much.Copy !req
509. That's kind of exactly
what I said to you this morning.Copy !req
510. But whatever, glad you got there.
Glad you're feeling better.Copy !req
511. And how are you two feeling?Copy !req
512. How dare you be happy and healthy?
The basement is full of rats!Copy !req
513. Babe, I went down there with the
exterminator. We didn't even see a bug.Copy !req
514. Dad's dead, Molly's dead. The rats won.Copy !req
515. No, Cole. "I didn't come here
to rescue Rambo from you.Copy !req
516. I came here to rescue you from him."Copy !req
517. I gotta see this movie.Copy !req
518. There's nothing to be afraid of,
because ghosts do not exist.Copy !req
519. It's killing me. It's killing me!Copy !req
520. Boo! You're all stupid.Copy !req
521. Good one.
Do you need me to brush your teeth?Copy !req
522. Yes. Here they are.Copy !req
523. Father, is that you?Copy !req
524. No. It can't be you.Copy !req
525. Might be you. Smells like you.Copy !req
526. Rats
They're everywhere, but you just can't seeCopy !req
527. Rats
Smart and bold, just like you and meCopy !req
528. RatsCopy !req
529. RatsCopy !req
530. RatsCopy !req
531. RatsCopy !req
532. Rats
Mom, they're such a conundrumCopy !req
533. Rats
Yeah, but I'm going rogue on this oneCopy !req
534. RatsCopy !req