1. I love mornings in the park.Copy !req
2. The light through the trees,
the birds and the squirrels.Copy !req
3. Is that a squirrel?Copy !req
4. What the hell am I looking at?Copy !req
5. Anyway, so peaceful, so tranquil.Copy !req
6. I mean, outside it is.
Inside there, it's not.Copy !req
7. Where are my shorts?Copy !req
8. They're in the dryer. Remember?
I was gonna wash, you were gonna fold.Copy !req
9. Gotta get 'em out.
They're gonna be wrinkly.Copy !req
10. Mom, my heart is broken.Copy !req
11. And I can't find my shoes.Copy !req
12. I should probably not go to school, right?Copy !req
13. Oh, honey, I know you're sad about
that dog, but you have to go to school.Copy !req
14. Sorry. Your shoes were stinking up
the kitchen, so I threw them somewhere.Copy !req
15. Oh, God. The smell.Copy !req
16. Cole's shoes! They're blocking the stairs.Copy !req
17. I'm trapped up here.
I'm gonna try and jump over them.Copy !req
18. Molly, hot iron.Copy !req
19. - Dad's freaking out.
- I'm not freaking out!Copy !req
20. Owen's freaking out because he has a video
conference call with the Park LeagueCopy !req
21. in about one minute.Copy !req
22. And he thinks it'll look unprofessional
if he's not wearing pants.Copy !req
23. Which it will.Copy !req
24. Who's the Park League, you ask?Copy !req
25. Here's the crazy thing about Central Park.Copy !req
26. They get about 90% of their money
from the Park League,Copy !req
27. which basically is nice rich people
who got together in the '70sCopy !req
28. to turn this place around.Copy !req
29. It used to look like this.Copy !req
30. No, I won't cut my hair, Dad!Copy !req
31. But now it looks like this.Copy !req
32. Which you knew already 'cause of pictures
and postcards of Central Park.Copy !req
33. I bet you're saying,
"Why tell me all this, Mr. Handsome,Copy !req
34. albeit, slightly unhealthy, Busker?Copy !req
35. Why show flashbacks
and talk about leagues?Copy !req
36. Is it a super league of some kind?Copy !req
37. Is this a superhero story?"
Well, kind of.Copy !req
38. See, Owen will be tested today
in a way he didn't expect.Copy !req
39. Molly truly wants to be a superheroCopy !req
40. and just might get her chance
along with her brother, Cole.Copy !req
41. And Paige is gonna end up
right in the middle of the action too.Copy !req
42. Even though, at first, you'll be like...Copy !req
43. It'll involve the Park League
and the city and...Copy !req
44. Just wait. Just wait.Copy !req
45. My video call is in, like,
T-minus two minutes, and I'm shortless.Copy !req
46. Honey, the camera's not gonna see
below your waist,Copy !req
47. unless the Park League people
insist on looking at your legs.Copy !req
48. And who can blame 'em?Copy !req
49. Give us a quick strut.
One for Mama. Come on.Copy !req
50. - Paige, no.
- Come on.Copy !req
51. Give me a quick hit just to get me going.Copy !req
52. Okay. I'm late. I'm off to work.Copy !req
53. In that wrinkly blouse?Copy !req
54. Oh, God. You're right.Copy !req
55. This doesn't scream
real deal news reporter.Copy !req
56. This screams sad, frumpy lady
with no mirrors in her house.Copy !req
57. Okay, do me. Do me, please. Real quick.Copy !req
58. So many parent body parts
on display right now.Copy !req
59. Paige, I have a video conference
in one minute.Copy !req
60. Everybody, out! Out!Copy !req
61. Hey. How come Mom doesn't have to wear
a shirt? Mine's coming off.Copy !req
62. - Good morning, everyone.
- Whoa, Owen. Little close, huh, buddy?Copy !req
63. We can see up your nose.
Is that what you were going for?Copy !req
64. There we go. Is that better?Copy !req
65. It's less personal.Copy !req
66. Right. So, you all know a lot of plants—Copy !req
67. Owen, was there a mugging yesterday
in Skater's Circle?Copy !req
68. Yes. A tiny mugging. No one hurt.
Like a mini-mug.Copy !req
69. I love mini things.Copy !req
70. Should we be concerned?Copy !req
71. That's a busy spot.
Lots of people around usually.Copy !req
72. No. I'm headed over there now
to check it out this morning.Copy !req
73. Everything's smooth.
Everything's under control.Copy !req
74. - I smell burning.
- No, no, no!Copy !req
75. Your tighty whities are mighty tighty.Copy !req
76. Good Lord!Copy !req
77. These are the offices of Paige's
newspaper, What's New, New York?Copy !req
78. It's the city's most absorbent paper
three years running.Copy !req
79. I have got a ton of ideas
for my first hard-hitting news story.Copy !req
80. Idea one: I go after the Mafia. Idea two—Copy !req
81. Cover the City Council
Contracts Committee meeting.Copy !req
82. What? Contracts committee?
That's so boring.Copy !req
83. It's hyperlocal.
That's a good angle for us.Copy !req
84. The big papers have dropped
that kind of coverage.Copy !req
85. Hyperlocal? I think maybe
that only applies to vegetables.Copy !req
86. Paige, your editor is giving you
an assignment on the first dayCopy !req
87. after he agreed to let you cover news.Copy !req
88. - Fine!
- Yeah. You got cream cheese on my door.Copy !req
89. I'm coming back for it! There. Happy?Copy !req
90. Oh, no. It's Sewerpipe Mike!Copy !req
91. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
We created him.Copy !req
92. Don't put grease down the drain, people.Copy !req
93. And don't flush baby wipes!Copy !req
94. He's almost 40% baby wipe!Copy !req
95. But it's you I'm gonna put down for a nap.Copy !req
96. Can't get free!Copy !req
97. Hold on!Copy !req
98. Nice try.Copy !req
99. Five-second rewind activate.Copy !req
100. Hold on!Copy !req
101. Nice thinking. Gas dissolves grease, huh?Copy !req
102. Yes. It's a powerful solvent.Copy !req
103. Just wash really well.
It'll dry out your beautiful skin.Copy !req
104. Did you say my beautiful skin?Copy !req
105. - What?
- What was that?Copy !req
106. Five-second rewind activate.Copy !req
107. Gas dissolves grease, huh?Copy !req
108. Yes. It's a powerful solvent.Copy !req
109. Just wash really well.
It'll dry out your skin.Copy !req
110. And no one smoke, in general,
but especially right now.Copy !req
111. Thanks, Fista-Puffs. You're so great
at everything and not awkward at all.Copy !req
112. Wait, what? What do you mean
"not awkward at all"?Copy !req
113. Oh, I mean, you're just not awkward.Copy !req
114. I know. But when you say that,
it makes me think I am awkward.Copy !req
115. No, no, no.Copy !req
116. Sigh.Copy !req
117. Feeling sad, I take it?Copy !req
118. I get it. I get it. The heart, it's...Copy !req
119. It's tricky stuff. Trust me. I know.Copy !req
120. How do you know?Copy !req
121. Are you serious? How about hundreds
of drawings of a boy I've talked to once?Copy !req
122. No offense, but I really don't think
our relationships are in the same league.Copy !req
123. One is a love pure and true and eternal.
And one is your thing.Copy !req
124. Yep. Thanks.Copy !req
125. Sorry. You came outta nowhere.Copy !req
126. You probably don't think
that you came outta nowhere.Copy !req
127. You probably had a clear plan
of where you were going to go.Copy !req
128. Okay. I see by your eyes that
you would like to get away from here,Copy !req
129. so I'm just gonna sit back down
and put my arms over my headCopy !req
130. and sink into a hole.Copy !req
131. Here I go.Copy !req
132. Did that sound as bad as I think it did?Copy !req
133. Did you think it sounded really bad?Copy !req
134. Another day of thisCopy !req
135. Living in a made-up world where I fitCopy !req
136. I know I can dominateCopy !req
137. More than two-dimensional spaceCopy !req
138. Did I just break that? I'm sorry.Copy !req
139. And if I had my way, I could surprise themCopy !req
140. I'd flip the script and sayCopy !req
141. Everybody else's lines, likeCopy !req
142. Hello. Good morning to you, fine sir.
You're looking well.Copy !req
143. Why am I doing an accent?Copy !req
144. Or yeah. Sports. I mean, right?Copy !req
145. I wouldn't get tongue-tied, get nervousCopy !req
146. But he's so tallCopy !req
147. How old is he?Copy !req
148. She's gorgeousCopy !req
149. Is it too much to ask for?Copy !req
150. I wanna be moreCopy !req
151. I wanna beCopy !req
152. A superheroCopy !req
153. Watch me flyCopy !req
154. Anywhere that I want to goCopy !req
155. And you can give me all your problemsCopy !req
156. 'Cause you know I'll solve themCopy !req
157. It's a secret everybody ought to knowCopy !req
158. Weirdos make great superheroesCopy !req
159. Weirdos make great superheroesCopy !req
160. See, now it's catching onCopy !req
161. We're in our very own personal Comic-ConCopy !req
162. And everyone's invitedCopy !req
163. Yeah!Copy !req
164. Weirdos unitedCopy !req
165. And I can be with my true loveCopy !req
166. Shampagne, here I comeCopy !req
167. - Loving a dog romantically is very cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
168. Weird is the only ruleCopy !req
169. And ICopy !req
170. Wanna be a superheroCopy !req
171. Watch me flyCopy !req
172. Anywhere that I want to goCopy !req
173. - And you can give me all your problems
- I'll give you all my problemsCopy !req
174. - 'Cause you know I'll solve them
- 'Cause you know I'll solve themCopy !req
175. Weird is super
And now you knowCopy !req
176. - Weirdos make great superheroes
- Weirdos make great...Copy !req
177. Weirdos make great superheroesCopy !req
178. I just need to see him.Copy !req
179. But he's all the way up in that penthouse,
so it's impossible.Copy !req
180. - Nothing's impossible.
- Did your voice just get really weird?Copy !req
181. Listen, Cole. After school,
we are going to the Brandenham Hotel.Copy !req
182. And I'm gonna get you up
in that penthouse, gosh darn it.Copy !req
183. Whoa, girl. Look at you. All confident.Copy !req
184. I know. I'm trying something.
I think it's going really well.Copy !req
185. You're gonna see Shampagne again.Copy !req
186. Do the chairs look all right?
Are they too close together?Copy !req
187. Do meetings still have chairs,Copy !req
188. or should we be like
those tech companies and stand?Copy !req
189. Should we order a foosball table?
What do we do?Copy !req
190. - The chairs are fine. Calm down.
- I am calm!Copy !req
191. We're about to have $500 billion
in one room.Copy !req
192. We gotta knock
these bozos' wieners off.Copy !req
193. - Now, tweeze me while I get pumped up.
- Fine.Copy !req
194. Not my eyebrows. Start with my moles.Copy !req
195. Fat Man first, then Little Boy,
then get my chin.Copy !req
196. Oh, this one's a fighter.Copy !req
197. Be the ball. Bring it home.Copy !req
198. I hope they don't talk over you
like the last meeting.Copy !req
199. They didn't talk over me.Copy !req
200. They just kept saying words
while I was saying words.Copy !req
201. Right. It's just— I mean,Copy !req
202. sometimes it seemed like those investors
were just outright ignoring you.Copy !req
203. Well, I'm not going to let them this time.
They will respect me and fear me.Copy !req
204. Can we talk about the dog
in the BabyBjörn?Copy !req
205. You heard the dog therapist.Copy !req
206. This is to help recreate the bond
that got brokenCopy !req
207. when he was so traumatized by being free—Copy !req
208. I mean, being out there.Copy !req
209. No wonder someone got mugged up here.Copy !req
210. There's no one around.Copy !req
211. Where is everyone? People skate here,
right? Like, all the time?Copy !req
212. Yeah, you know, not so much anymore.Copy !req
213. - What? Since when?
- Well, since Glorious Gary stopped coming.Copy !req
214. He's really the heart of the scene,
you know.Copy !req
215. I know he's the heart of the scene.
I've known Gary for years.Copy !req
216. - It's Glorious Gary.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glorious Gary.Copy !req
217. Did I ever love to watch that man
move on eight wheels.Copy !req
218. And when he'd shoot the moon... Exquisite.Copy !req
219. But you never liked those skaters,
did you?Copy !req
220. Well, "never liked" is a little strong.Copy !req
221. I liked the skaters. I just didn't like
how they treated the place.Copy !req
222. - All their gum wrappers.
- The gum wrappers?Copy !req
223. Yeah. They tossed gum wrappers everywhere.Copy !req
224. It drove me crazy.Copy !req
225. But if Glorious Gary and his crew
had been here,Copy !req
226. maybe the mugging wouldn't have happened.Copy !req
227. Oh, you're walking over there. Okay.Copy !req
228. Hey, Owen. Maybe you and Glorious Gary
should, I don't know, bury the hatchet.Copy !req
229. I know where he works.
You could go see him and apologize.Copy !req
230. - For what?
- For being uptight and uncool in general.Copy !req
231. I wasn't uptight! I wasn't uptight!Copy !req
232. Waste treatment disposal plant number five
needs a repainting.Copy !req
233. We have multiple bids.Copy !req
234. Valve replacements
on the Murray Hill fire hydrants.Copy !req
235. We have seven bids.Copy !req
236. - Did I miss anything?
- Yes.Copy !req
237. You missed a fistfight between
Councilman Collins and Councilman Kim.Copy !req
238. Wow. When was that?Copy !req
239. 1998.Copy !req
240. Oh, well. I'm gonna go back
to paying a lot of attention.Copy !req
241. Okay. So Paige isn't excited yet,Copy !req
242. but the meeting she's covering
is very important.Copy !req
243. Trust me.Copy !req
244. By the way, guess who took my adviceCopy !req
245. and went to go make peace
with Glorious Gary?Copy !req
246. Which is surprising because Owen really
doesn't leave the park if he can help it.Copy !req
247. I mean, he doesn't have real-life clothes.Copy !req
248. Here we go. Easy-peasy.Copy !req
249. Oh, God! Okay, oncoming cars.Copy !req
250. Wait for the walking sign to
walk out of the park. Right, right, right.Copy !req
251. Do it while we canCopy !req
252. What are you doing here?
This isn't your beat.Copy !req
253. Mr. Lead Detective
from the Special Gum Wrapper Unit.Copy !req
254. Nice to see you too, Gary.Copy !req
255. Look, I got boom boxes to fix here.Copy !req
256. So I really don't need
any of your crabby crab face.Copy !req
257. I don't have crabby crab face.
If anyone has crabby crab face, it's you.Copy !req
258. Well, shouldn't I? You hassled me
every time I put on my skates.Copy !req
259. You didn't respect the park!Copy !req
260. We know when we're not wanted.Copy !req
261. I heard from Disco Doug that
you wanted to rip up the pavementCopy !req
262. and plant flowers or something.Copy !req
263. Yeah. 'Cause it's a park.Copy !req
264. And your rules. Your crazy rules!Copy !req
265. My rules weren't crazy.Copy !req
266. - You killed the scene.
- I didn't know gum was a scene.Copy !req
267. - Get outta my shop.
- It's not your shop, Gary!Copy !req
268. It says "Larry's Stereo Repair"
on the sign.Copy !req
269. Well, Larry's my best friend,
so it's like my shop.Copy !req
270. Your name is Gary and you have
a best friend named Larry?Copy !req
271. Yeah! So what?Copy !req
272. That's— I don't even know
what to say about that.Copy !req
273. Out!Copy !req
274. That went well. I'll make some calls.Copy !req
275. Don't worry about it. Let's keep moving.
Let's keep moving.Copy !req
276. Hello, every money— body. Everybody.Copy !req
277. Sorry. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
278. What if I were to tell youCopy !req
279. that you could get in on the ground floor
of the biggest real estate dealCopy !req
280. in the history of the world?Copy !req
281. Hi. Quick question over here, Bitsy.Copy !req
282. Are you wearing a dog?Copy !req
283. - It's Shampagne.
- Yes, please.Copy !req
284. But why are you wearing a dog?Copy !req
285. It's Shampagne. He was traumatized.Copy !req
286. It's a whole thing. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
287. I'm not gonna lie.
It's a little distracting.Copy !req
288. No, it's not! It's perfectly normal.
Now...Copy !req
289. Damn it. Hold still.Copy !req
290. - Take him out of here.
- Like, to a farm?Copy !req
291. - No. To his room.
- Fine.Copy !req
292. - You're too nice.
- All right.Copy !req
293. Oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
294. Why has it always been like this?Copy !req
295. I wish I could forget the pastCopy !req
296. The kids at school picked me lastCopy !req
297. I wasn't tall, I wasn't fastCopy !req
298. I was small and a total outcastCopy !req
299. Maybe it's time I forgive them.Copy !req
300. No.Copy !req
301. I'll make 'em pay proper respect to meCopy !req
302. Pay for not accepting meCopy !req
303. Pay for neglecting meCopy !req
304. Pay for their sins
God, where do I begin?Copy !req
305. My brother was the golden childCopy !req
306. He taunted and reviled meCopy !req
307. I envied Little Orphan AnnieCopy !req
308. The only person meaner than my father
Was the nannyCopy !req
309. I'll make 'em pay for their condescensionCopy !req
310. Pay with their full attentionCopy !req
311. Pay for the privilege of kissing my toes
As I sit on my throneCopy !req
312. I shower them with golden opportunitiesCopy !req
313. But no one bitesCopy !req
314. They belittle meCopy !req
315. I'm constantly ignoredCopy !req
316. And no one sees my geniusCopy !req
317. I'd like to be adoredCopy !req
318. Must I grow a penis?Copy !req
319. Seriously.Copy !req
320. I'll make them payCopy !req
321. Tell the bankers to wireCopy !req
322. Pay to build my empireCopy !req
323. Pay
My desire is to raise up the rentCopy !req
324. And squeeze every centCopy !req
325. They will payCopy !req
326. Oh, they will payCopy !req
327. And they won't dismiss meCopy !req
328. I'm Bitsy, I'm ritzy, I'm glitzyCopy !req
329. They can't resist meCopy !req
330. I'll make them payCopy !req
331. Hello. Are we guests at the hotel?Copy !req
332. May I see your keycard?Copy !req
333. Oh, welcome back, Mr. and Mrs. Ottomeier.
Did you enjoy the museum?Copy !req
334. You should. You paid for it.Copy !req
335. He knows everyone.Copy !req
336. I mean, hey. It'll be fine.Copy !req
337. I'm gonna create a diversion. You slip in
and then head straight to the elevators.Copy !req
338. - Straight up to the elevators. Right.
- Relax. Relax.Copy !req
339. The most important thing is to look rich.
Like you belong.Copy !req
340. Show me your rich pose.Copy !req
341. No, not like that. Do it better.Copy !req
342. What is that?
What are you doing with your hands?Copy !req
343. I'm throwing all my money in the air
like confetti.Copy !req
344. Maybe don't do that.Copy !req
345. Or, I don't know, try it.Copy !req
346. Anyway, get on the elevator
with someone who has a keycard.Copy !req
347. Then pat your pockets
and say something like,Copy !req
348. "Mine must be in my dinner jacket."Copy !req
349. I don't know.
I guess that seems pretty doable.Copy !req
350. - Great. Let's go.
- Wait.Copy !req
351. What if Shampagne doesn't remember me?Copy !req
352. Well, yeah. That would hurt.
But there's only one way to find out.Copy !req
353. Okay. I was kinda hoping you'd be like,Copy !req
354. "Of course he'll remember you.
You're great." Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
355. Oh, totally. That too. That too.Copy !req
356. Now get ready to strut in there
like a rich, pompous little gentleman.Copy !req
357. Sneezing fit.Copy !req
358. Do you have a Kleenex?
Does anyone have a Kleenex?Copy !req
359. Hey, here's a tissue for your issue.Copy !req
360. Thank you.Copy !req
361. Oh, wow.Copy !req
362. Bear with me, guys.Copy !req
363. It's fighting me.Copy !req
364. Okay, I think we got 'em. Thank you.Copy !req
365. Oh, boy. No, thanks.
That's not how this transaction works.Copy !req
366. I believe the show starts at 8:00.Copy !req
367. - Oh, that's great. Well, we'll meet you.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
368. Yes, well, that's about it.Copy !req
369. - Fabulous.
- I got them.Copy !req
370. Must have left my dinner in other jacket.Copy !req
371. Yes.Copy !req
372. I have a feeling
you need my help in not being here.Copy !req
373. Hey, I know where I know you from.Copy !req
374. You're that kid.
The one who found Shampagne.Copy !req
375. I just wanted to see him again.Copy !req
376. We bonded, like the most you can bond.Copy !req
377. And there were things left unsaid.Copy !req
378. Listen, I'm sorry.Copy !req
379. I would tell you
you can see him when they walk him.Copy !req
380. But he's on lockdown. No walks.Copy !req
381. They put down Wee-Wee Pads on the balcony.Copy !req
382. They even have a trainer
who goes up to work him out up there.Copy !req
383. - A trainer?
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. A lot of stretching,
Pilates, core work, you know.Copy !req
385. He doesn't need core work.
His core's perfect!Copy !req
386. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
387. Here. In case you need it.Copy !req
388. - Thanks. Oh! It's wet.
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. So, we're gonna try this again
with Owen and Glorious Gary.Copy !req
390. And this time, I'll be here to helpCopy !req
391. with my always good words
and delightful dimples.Copy !req
392. Do I have dimples?
I might not have dimples.Copy !req
393. Owen. Glorious Gary.
Thank you for meeting me here.Copy !req
394. I know you spoke earlier,
and it wasn't great.Copy !req
395. But, Glorious Gary,
you don't talk with your mouth,Copy !req
396. you talk with skates.Copy !req
397. No, I also talk with my mouth.Copy !req
398. I'm making a good point.Copy !req
399. And, Owen, the second you heard
that Glorious Gary wasn't skating up here,Copy !req
400. you were upset. I saw it.Copy !req
401. And you probably just couldn't say that
to Glorious GaryCopy !req
402. because of your litter issues,Copy !req
403. which are a total vibe killer.Copy !req
404. It's the park rules. Littering's a crime
committed by criminals. But yeah, sure.Copy !req
405. So let's come together and skate it out.
Right, Owen?Copy !req
406. - Yeah. Wait, what?
- It's the only way to make this right.Copy !req
407. I mean, no. I'm not really a skater.
I have a high center of gravity.Copy !req
408. Yeah. You're not a skater. You're a hater.
Let's forget it.Copy !req
409. It was stupid of me to thinkCopy !req
410. you'd care about something
that wasn't a plant anyway.Copy !req
411. Oh, he went there, plant-wise.Copy !req
412. Gary, wait.Copy !req
413. Glorious Gary, let's skate.Copy !req
414. - I'm dying. I'm dying!
- He's fine.Copy !req
415. Oh, it hurts. It hurts!Copy !req
416. Ow, heart! You son of a bitch!Copy !req
417. He just didn't have lunch.Copy !req
418. - That's him.
- He heard you.Copy !req
419. I can't believe it. What do I do?Copy !req
420. - Howl back.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
421. He remembers me.Copy !req
422. You were right. We did it.Copy !req
423. He remembers meCopy !req
424. I'm so relievedCopy !req
425. He remembers meCopy !req
426. I should've believedCopy !req
427. He remembers meCopy !req
428. We'll be best palsCopy !req
429. He remembers meCopy !req
430. What a boost in moraleCopy !req
431. - And I'm feeling like a superhero
- I'mCopy !req
432. Weirdos make great superheroesCopy !req
433. You can give us all your problemsCopy !req
434. 'Cause you know we'll solve 'emCopy !req
435. It's a secret everybody should knowCopy !req
436. Weirdos make great superheroesCopy !req
437. Weirdos make great superheroesCopy !req
438. And now for the final items on the agenda:
the renewals of the city's P3s.Copy !req
439. - What are the P3s?
- Public-private partnerships.Copy !req
440. Oh, my God. It's more boring when you
say the whole thing. I prefer P3s.Copy !req
441. Like the business improvement districts.
Times Square, Bryant Park...Copy !req
442. Yeah, I got it. Thanks. Thank you.Copy !req
443. Motion to re-ratify
the Union Square partnership.Copy !req
444. - All in favor.
- Aye.Copy !req
445. Motion to re-ratify the Hudson Yards
Hell's Kitchen Alliance.Copy !req
446. - All in favor.
- Aye.Copy !req
447. Motion to re-ratify the contract
for the Central Park League.Copy !req
448. - All in favor.
- Aye.Copy !req
449. No.Copy !req
450. What's going on?Copy !req
451. Councilman Leo Shallenhammer
just voted no.Copy !req
452. But everyone else voted yes.Copy !req
453. If the vote's not unanimous,Copy !req
454. the Park League contract automatically
goes into a debate period.Copy !req
455. So they have 60 days to debate it
and get it ratified.Copy !req
456. And if not,
their contract with the city ends.Copy !req
457. We're talking about Central Park?Copy !req
458. The one that's central?
The park that's in the middle?Copy !req
459. Are you really a reporter?Copy !req
460. This is huge. Oh, crap.Copy !req
461. Downtown, downtown. Two-step. Turn.Copy !req
462. Owen, you're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
463. The Park League contract is,
I don't know, in debate, or something.Copy !req
464. It's a P3 thing. P3 is lingo.
I know a lot of lingo now.Copy !req
465. I don't wanna worry you.
Everything is probably okay,Copy !req
466. but you should possibly,
totally be worried.Copy !req
467. I'm gonna head home.Copy !req
468. Is that... Dad?Copy !req
469. Oh, my God. That's horrifying. I mean...Copy !req
470. Go, Dad!Copy !req
471. Is it done?Copy !req
472. There's the fist pump.
That's the signal we agreed on.Copy !req
473. Helen said it was too big,
but she's a dork.Copy !req
474. Anyway, everyone!Copy !req
475. The Central Park League contract has just
been put on hold by the City Council.Copy !req
476. I feel like you're saying that
like it's a big deal,Copy !req
477. but I don't get why it's a big deal.Copy !req
478. It means that soon
funds to the park will be cut off.Copy !req
479. And when those funds are cut off,
the park will start to die.Copy !req
480. And when the park starts to die,
people will turn against it.Copy !req
481. And then they will sell.Copy !req
482. That is interesting.Copy !req
483. You have my attention.Copy !req
484. Enjoy your park while you can,
you stupid New Yorkers,Copy !req
485. 'cause Bitsy's in the big leagues now.Copy !req
486. I just want you to know, Gary, I'm sorry.Copy !req
487. The skaters are
as important to the park as plants.Copy !req
488. I mean, not as important, but very close.
Kinda close.Copy !req
489. Anyway, it'd be great
to have you guys back.Copy !req
490. I was just thinking
I'd maybe get rid of those signs.Copy !req
491. - They seem kinda—
- Uptight.Copy !req
492. I was gonna say wordy, but yeah, that too.Copy !req
493. All right. It's a deal.
Now come out here and spread your legs.Copy !req
494. - What? Why?
- I'm gonna shoot the moon through them.Copy !req
495. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
496. Come on! You have the perfect legs
for a man to shoot the moon under!Copy !req
497. Don't waste your gift!Copy !req
498. All right. Oh, God.Copy !req
499. Moon!Copy !req
500. Beautiful.Copy !req
501. - It seems like Gary did all the work.
- Just go with it. He needs this.Copy !req
502. I like to think
that's how I came outta Mom.Copy !req
503. Gross.Copy !req
504. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
505. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
506. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
507. There's no time to waste
So take my handCopy !req
508. Let me see the crab walkCopy !req
509. My feet are on fireCopy !req
510. Let me see the icebergCopy !req
511. I'm just trying not to fallCopy !req
512. Let me see the grapevineCopy !req
513. Look out belowCopy !req
514. Let me see the side slideCopy !req
515. I'm too young to dieCopy !req
516. - We gotta do it while we can
- TogetherCopy !req
517. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
518. - We gotta do it while we can
- TogetherCopy !req
519. There's no time to waste
So take my handCopy !req
520. Do the snake walkCopy !req
521. Do the hurricaneCopy !req
522. Do the circle walkCopy !req
523. - And the kick fake
- Phew!Copy !req
524. Do the toe jamCopy !req
525. And the split roll-backCopy !req
526. Do the five starCopy !req
527. And the backspinCopy !req
528. I got you, buddyCopy !req
529. I'm sorry I judged youCopy !req
530. I really need your moves tonightCopy !req
531. I told you don't be uptightCopy !req
532. I'm rolling because youCopy !req
533. You got me feeling out of sightCopy !req
534. When Owen checks his phoneCopy !req
535. His mind will be blownCopy !req
536. And his shorts may be tooCopy !req
537. He might poop his shortsCopy !req
538. Ignorance is blissCopy !req
539. He doesn't know thisCopy !req
540. He has everything to loseCopy !req
541. - We gotta do it while we can
- TogetherCopy !req
542. - We gotta do it while we can
- Do it, do it, do itCopy !req
543. - We gotta do it while we can
- TogetherCopy !req
544. There's no time to waste
So take my handCopy !req
545. - We gotta do it while we can
- We gotta do itCopy !req
546. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
547. - We gotta do it while we can
- We gotta do itCopy !req
548. There's no time to waste
So take my handCopy !req
549. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
550. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
551. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
552. There's no time to wasteCopy !req
553. So take my handCopy !req
554. We gotta do it nowCopy !req
555. Do it while we canCopy !req
556. Come on and do itCopy !req
557. We gotta do it while we canCopy !req
558. While we canCopy !req
559. - Do it
- So take my handCopy !req
560. Gotta do it while we canCopy !req
561. Do it, do it, do it, do itCopy !req
562. Hey, yeah
We gotta do it, babyCopy !req
563. We gotta do it whileCopy !req
564. We can
We gotta do—Copy !req