Centaurworld 1x9

Directed by Katie Shanahan

Jamie Cullum as Sunfish Merguy (voice) • Allie Feder as Background Singer (voice) • Fletcher Sheridan as Background Singer (voice) • Randy Crenshaw as Background Singer (voice) • Baraka May as Background Singer (voice)

The herd makes it to the Rift and reminisces about their time together while waiting for Waterbaby to arrive with the final piece of the key.

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1. - Mmm.

2. Ow! Ow!

3. Don't do that!

4. Freedom!

5. Thanks for the ride.

6. Thanks for trusting I wouldn't digest your memories

7. - while you were inside me. - Wait. Who are you again?

8. - Ha! Just kidding.

9. Ched said something funny.

10. What did you do to him?

11. - Want a hand getting back in that water? No, I'm good.

12. Just, you know, please go. It's easier when no one's looking at me.

13. - Well, we're here.

14. Let's take a moment to consider how far we've—

15. To consider how far we've—

16. - To consider how far we've—

17. Made it! I'm good, guys.

18. - To consider how far we've— - Where's Waterbaby?

19. She said she was gonna give us the last piece of the key, so where is she?

20. Are you kidding me?

21. Tell me somebody worked out a system for letting her know we're here.

22. - Dude, can you shut that thing off?

23. My nuggets!

24. Oh!

25. Oh-ho-ho! That should get Waterbaby's attention.

26. Okay. So, now what?

27. Well, we, we, we, we wait.

28. We wait for Waterbaby,

29. and we enjoy what time…

30. what little… little time we have left with you— Horse!

31. She's sleeping? What— How could she sleep at a moment like this?

32. Well, yeah. I mean, she's super tired.

33. And think about all the travelin' and singin'

34. and wild stuff we've been doin'.

35. Her body changed, even. It's crazy.

36. She probably wants to be all rested before she meets her actual best friend.

37. Hoo-whee!

38. This must really suck for you.

39. I mean, I would be a hot mess

40. if my buddy for fancy frolicking was to walk into that Rift

41. and go back to her old life.

42. Then I was never gonna ever see

43. her perfect hair balled up in scrunchies ever again.

44. Wait. I—

45. Ever, ever never again.

46. Wammawink, in your whole life!

47. Until you die.

48. And even after you die.

49. Also.

50. - You're a great friend.

51. Horse! Get up!

52. According to the rules of Centaurworld outlined in this ancient scripture,

53. we have a lot to do before you go.

54. - Uh, what? - Number one. Reflections.

55. - Ooh! - We reflect on our time together.

56. Hard pass.

57. Ooh!

58. I have a short poem I would like to recite for Horse.

59. Ooh!

60. There once was a Centaur named Wenis

61. Okay. That's time. Ched, would you like to go next?

62. Once upon a time, a horse showed up. We all had to deal with horse stink.

63. Ched had a lot of great ideas, but everybody ignored him

64. 'cause their brains were soft from horse fumes.

65. Bunch of times we almost died, but didn't 'cause she was there.

66. That's cool. Whatever.

67. Just like all horses, Horse was gross,

68. lousy, and really bad at stuff.

69. You know what? Whatever. Horse was a great friend.

70. And… And a hero. And a beacon of unflagging integrity.

71. - And you know what? I hate this game! - Ah! Thank you, Ched. That was beautiful.

72. Who's next?

73. Oh, oh, oh, me. Me, me, me.

74. I've prepared a presentation in anticipation of this moment.

75. Time's kind of tight, Zulius.

76. Can we watch your little slideshow after Horse is gone?

77. "My little slideshow"?

78. How dare you?

79. Ah! Virgin mojito.

80. I'm leaving!

81. I'm back. I can't leave you. Hello.

82. Okay. Well, that was very on-brand, Zulius.

83. Glendale?

84. I think I could sum up our journey chronologically with my tummy stuff.

85. Mm, don't tell now.

86. Hey! You know what else I stole?

87. I stole this song! Yeah, I done stole it from the Beartaur!

88. Fortune cookie!

89. "A close friend will soon become a father."

90. Wow.

91. I'm going to be a baby!

92. Can Waterbaby's houseboat even fit through there?

93. My turn! Okay.

94. I was going to sing a song, but it's fine.

95. Should've prepared a backup, but… No. You know what? Two songs is fine.

96. Mine will be different.

97. Goodbye, Horsey. Here is a song I made. It's for you.

98. This is the story of Comfortable Doug,

99. hero of his own life, rhyme, and verse.

100. And now he can talk about himself in the third person.

101. Come forth and give love to Comfortable Doug.

102. That's me.

103. You know, I've always been called Comfortable Doug.

104. Because that's my name.

105. But recently, I became Comfortable Doug.

106. And I want to share with you all

107. that you could be comfortable as well.

108. Just ask the Glitter Cats. Glitter Cats.

109. Yes? - Are you comfortable?

110. Yes, we're comfortable.

111. What are they doing here?

112. Doug, we're trying to have some alone time with Horse before—

113. Or just ask Sunfish Merguy. Sunfish Merguy.

114. - Yeah? - Are you comfortable?

115. Yeah. Fairly comfortable, thanks.

116. - Or just ask Gebbrey.

117. - Gebbrey. - Uh?

118. I know life is hard as a vegetable. But are you comfortable?

119. I'm not a vegetable. I'm a tree.

120. And I'm not comfortable. I'm cold.

121. Well, if you had a jacket, you would be otherwise?

122. Okay, look. Don't get weird on me with details.

123. My point is, none of us are comfortable until we are all comfortable. And I'm…

124. Are you some sort of god?

125. No, I am not, fart neck.

126. Am I?

127. Be comfortable.

128. You know what's really comfortable?

129. Footie pajamas!

130. Which we will now knit for Horse as a group.

131. That way, she'll remember us whenever she sleeps.

132. Well, footie pajamas aren't super practical in wartime.

133. It's settled, then! Herd, assemble!

134. Wait. Are we really doing this?

135. You know, knitting is just like friendship.

136. There's no mistake you can't fix.

137. You just jab stuff with needles until you're happy.

138. And if you do it right, it never leaves you.

139. - Hello!

140. So sorry I'm late.

141. Waterbaby!

142. We were just bonding by trapping— Knitting Horse into these pajamas.

143. - Wanna help? - Oh no, no.

144. Sweetheart, there's no time.

145. We gotta get this baby girl through the Rift.

146. Only I call her that.

147. - Okay, okay. Horse. - Mm-hmm?

148. Hand me the thing. We don't have much time.

149. Um, fine. If we can't finish the PJs,

150. we can at least sing our traditional Centaurworld before-you-go song.

151. It's basically mandatory for when we see someone off.

152. I don't remember that song.

153. Well, no one's ever left us before!

154. But I—

155. - Like? Yes!

156. Yes. Like, uh…

157. I didn't agree to this.

158. Wammawink, I gotta go.

159. - Yeah, but there's, like, more. - Oh.

160. - Who's he? - A friend or something.

161. Okay, I'm gonna start walkin' this way.

162. I am going to miss you so much, Horse.

163. I know.

164. I'm gonna miss you, too.

165. All of you.

166. I never would've made it here if it wasn't for this herd.

167. Thank you for everything you've done for me.

168. - But especially you. - It was nothin', baby girl.

169. - No, it was a ton— It was a lot.

170. - I've gotta agree with Ched on this one. - Finally.

171. Hey, group hug!

172. I wish we could make this moment last forever.

173. All right. Break it up!

174. It's time to let Horse complete her journey.

175. Everyone, step back a few feet. This might get weird.

176. Ready?

177. Remember to let us know that you made it through in one piece!

178. Oh no! She's going to land on the other side completely nude!

179. Ha-ha! Nude. Naked Horse butt.

180. Hello?

181. Hello?

182. Huh?

183. Rider!

184. Rider?

185. Rider?

186. Rider!

187. Rider!

188. Uh—

189. Rider, it's me.

190. Horse, I can't believe it! I mean, I— Gosh, I have a million questions.

191. And you have so many of those— So many.

192. - What are these? - I'll explain. I'll explain everything.

193. You're right. Yes. Let's get you home.

194. Whoa.

195. How did you find this place?

196. When I was captured by the Minotaurs, I was held prisoner at a camp near here.

197. I escaped, took them all out, and chased the last guard into the portal.

198. Then I found you.

199. It's like fate brought us back together again.

200. Wow.

201. I forgot how bad it is here.

202. So much devastation.

203. Now that you're back, we can bring the Artifact to the General.

204. I don't have it. It's back in Centaurworld.

205. Centaurworld?

206. Oh no! I was supposed to let Wammawink know that I made it here!

207. Wamma-what?

208. I promised my friends I'd pop my head through the Rift for a second

209. to tell them I made it through.

210. Your friends?

211. I'll explain on the way.

212. Oh no. They're probably really worried.

213. Well, she's fine. Let's go.

214. I got a sports massage in half an hour. Jeffica said she could get the knots out.

215. No, Ched. We're waiting for Horse to let us know that she made it.

216. Did you say Jeffica?

217. But how can you tell if a bird face is handsome?

218. Ched's not a bird. He's a Birdtaur. And the handsome face was a human face.

219. - That part is clear, right? - No part of that was clear.

220. Don't worry, toots. It'll all make sense in the end.

221. I don't know why I felt compelled to do that.

222. Also, my tail talks now.

223. But it doesn't say what I think. It just tells jokes.

224. Ahh!

225. Maybe we should go back.

226. I haven't told them I'm okay.

227. They wouldn't lock the door unless something was wrong.

228. Did you just snap shut this world's only butt flap

229. to the Bummer Dimension?

230. I did what I had to do.

231. My magic isn't working.

232. You can have the key.

233. They just wanna make sure their friend made it through. Open the door.

234. - Where is it? - Horse, the other one's closed, too.

235. What?

236. Just open the door.

237. How can you say that? Do you understand what you're suggesting?

238. Please, listen.

239. You know what is locked in there.

240. Yeah, Horse.

241. An unspeakable evil.

242. Yeah, Horse. And we wanna know she's okay.

243. I mean, they do. I don't really care. But tell us.

244. What if she didn't make it to the other side?

245. One horse is a small price to pay.

246. If he is freed, he will not rest until both worlds are destroyed.

247. I'm sorry.

248. - We're trapped in here.

249. What is that?

250. You…