Centaurworld 1x8

Directed by Christina "Kiki" Manrique

Carl Faruolo as Gebbrey / Barnus (voice) • Jamie Cullum as Sunfish Merguy (voice) • Paul F. Tompkins as Tail (voice) • Rosalie Craig as Whaletaur Shaman (voice)

Horse hopes to find the final shaman in Merfolk Town. But she's growing discouraged — and looking more and more like a centaur every day.

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1. - Mmm.

2. Ooh-wow-wow!

3. I'm squashed.

4. Buh! Look at me. Buh! I'm big B-B-B-Wammawink.

5. Oh, B-B-B-Horse!

6. Come see how weird your reflection looks in the fun house b-b-b-mirror.

7. I don't have to. I look weird in every mirror.

8. Oh, well, somebody put one too many Bumblebeetaurs

9. in the box spring mattress.

10. Made of m-memory foam.

11. All right, everybody. We made it to Merfolk Town!

12. Home of the Whaletaur Shaman, also known as the Last Shaman.

13. Never understood why they called her that, but here we are.

14. Um, here's literally nobody here.

15. I think you mean there's figuratively nobody here.

16. I mean, guys,

17. are we…

18. - …not here?

19. It only appears there's no one here because this is the land of Merdudes.

20. They're probably underwater right now, combing their glossy chest hair…

21. …flexing their rippling gills…

22. …laying their merman eggs, but in a hot way.

23. I'm suffocatin' down here!

24. Okay, this is the last thing I need right now.

25. Oh… Well, if you'd like to learn more,

26. you can refer to this educational magazine I— they found.

27. Wammawink, you made that magazine.

28. I helped you!

29. You said if I didn't help you, I wouldn't get Gigglecakes.

30. Okay, Glendale. - That's not even the only issue!

31. - There's many! - Good angle.

32. Some of 'em were wearing swimsuits. Some of 'em were wearing makeup.

33. You made me draw so many merman eggs.

34. Oh, well, I mean, uh…

35. There was the September issue. There was the fireman issue.

36. There was the holiday issue. There was the pirate issue.

37. There was the sports issue. There were so many issues!

38. You made me write all those quizzes and do horoscopes.

39. I don't like horoscopes! I don't believe in that stuff.

40. There's this pillow you made me sew.

41. You made me draw a man on it, a merman on it.

42. Okay, Glendale. Okay!

43. The… The point is, there are supposed to be Merdudes here.

44. Merdudes? You mean, like me?

45. Uh…

46. Oh…

47. Wait. I… Oh.

48. - Hello there.

49. I mean, um…

50. So, you… you're a… a Merdude?

51. Yep, in the flesh.

52. Are you sure?

53. Merdudes usually have glossy chest hair,

54. rippling gills…

55. - They lay their eggs like this.

56. No. The eggs actually come from here.

57. I'm sorry I touched your hand. You're a great artist, by the way.

58. Oh, thanks.

59. Where are the other Merdudes?

60. Well, when it comes to Merdudes,

61. Sunfish's Merguy's kind of the only game in town.

62. Except for those guys.

63. I'm sure you all didn't come all this way down to Merfolk Town

64. - Now, did you? - No. We're here to see the Shaman—

65. Sorry.

66. You'll have to excuse my friend. She gets a little emotional sometimes.

67. - Did you say your name was… - Sunfish Merguy.

68. - Sunfish Merguy. Oh. - Well, it's not my real name.

69. My real name is…

70. But that's a little hard to pronounce, so I just go by Sunfish Merguy.

71. Oh, well, my name's Wimmawink. Pleased to meet you—

72. All right! Clear out!

73. - Durpleton! - What?

74. Nobody cares about your name, Wammawink.

75. Did you hear this guy? He said he's got games!

76. Oh yeah. That's right. I got a lot of games.

77. Oh yeah? Like what?

78. I wanna see the Shaman.

79. When does the Shaman get here? Later this afternoon? After sundown?

80. Yeah, see, it could be this afternoon.

81. But it's much more likely that you won't see her today.

82. Or this week. You guys want some free tokens?

83. You guys, I don't trust this guy, not one bit.

84. - I think he wants something. - I think…

85. he just wants to hang out.

86. - What did you think, Horse? - I think the Shaman's not here.

87. I think I look like two beach balls had a weird kid.

88. I think I'm gonna take a walk before I lose it completely.

89. Ooh! Oh my.

90. Oh. Mmm.

91. Where are you going?

92. Not home any time soon.

93. Okay. I'll hold our place in line.

94. You were saying something I suddenly find fascinating?

95. I know what we can do to cheer Horse up.

96. - Play games! - That's gonna cheer you up. No.

97. Exactly.

98. She does seem pretty down.

99. Maybe we could steal her— Win her a prize.

100. That might make me— Horse feel better.

101. Games!

102. You look so wrong.

103. Yeah? Well, so do you!

104. Uh, I know. I was talking to my reflection.

105. Oh, now, hey, come on.

106. Don't be so hard on yourself. You look fine.

107. Hey, Barnus? I can't see what this thing looks like. Describe it to me.

108. It's like if two beach balls had a weird kid.

109. - I don't know what I'm lookin' at here. - Why don't ya ask it?

110. Oh yeah. Hey, what are you?

111. I heard him.

112. I don't know what I am anymore.

113. I think we hurt its feelings, Sean.

114. Are you the Shaman?

115. I am.

116. Sunfish Merguy said it would be a while before you came back.

117. Did he now? Well, clearly that's not true, because I'm here.

118. I was summoned by your teardrop.

119. Where do I begin?

120. I've never sat for a caricature before.

121. Oh, I don't do caricatures.

122. This is for journalism.

123. Trust me.

124. It will be very flattering.

125. I'm counting on it.

126. So, you just need my piece of the key?

127. Usually, when someone comes to me, they want to escape this world.

128. Which, technically, you do, too, but to another world.

129. Not the one inside my belly.

130. But that's the real problem.

131. Even if I make it back to my world, to Rider,

132. I won't be the Horse she remembers.

133. Is she even gonna recognize me?

134. Will she still need me?

135. Why wouldn't she?

136. I don't even recognize me.

137. I sing, I dance, my tail tells bad jokes.

138. Hey-o! - I guess I'm two beach balls now.

139. Who doesn't like beach balls?

140. The worst part, and I haven't even admitted this to Wammawink,

141. I don't know if I'd even recognize Rider.

142. Ever since these changes started,

143. her face started to fade from my memory.

144. I close my eyes, and my strongest memory is the pain of losing her.

145. Wammawink!

146. Check it out! See? Wammawink!

147. - Wammawink! - Wammawink!

148. Wammawink! Seriously!

149. Oh, I get it. This guy doesn't wanna hang out at all.

150. He wants Wammawink.

151. What are you doing?

152. Why are you doing?

153. Well, he's not my dad. Hey, I am not calling you Dad.

154. Settle down.

155. Show me what you got for Horse.

156. A Whaletaur floaty? Where'd you get this?

157. We won it.

158. Very ethically. Right, guys?

159. Uh…

160. This is the perfect thing to cheer up our Horse.

161. I don't think you'll need to cheer her up.

162. Oh, you said it would be a while before the Whaletaur Shaman showed up.

163. Uh… Mmm.

164. It looks like she's gonna sing!

165. Oh, things are really looking up for her, guys.

166. Ah! Look at that sunset.

167. Love this time of day.

168. Our friend just jumped into a Whaletaur, you psychopath!

169. Whoa, ladies. Didn't you know she was gonna swallow your friend?

170. No! - Why would we have guessed that?

171. But you were holding her place in line.

172. "Ride the Whaletaur Shaman."

173. "The journey of zero miles begins with a single step"?

174. "You must be this despondent to ride"?

175. You guys! The Whaletaur floaty is full of tiny Centaurs!

176. - Why would somebody choose that?

177. I try to give people fun things to do. I got all these cool games and rides.

178. But everyone always chooses the whale. And they never come out again.

179. Oh, she's coming out.

180. Everyone, let's give our new friend Horse a big Whaletaur welcome.

181. Everyone?

182. There's nobody here.

183. Where am I?

184. Oh. It's just you, Gebbrey.

185. What are you doing here?

186. I think I was looking for something.

187. I don't remember.

188. - Oh man. Isn't music the best?

189. Get me as close as you can.

190. I'll block her path!

191. Durpleton, you can't swim.

192. I'm not swimming. I'm standing!

193. On what?

194. On the…

195. uh, down there.

196. Barnus, describe it to me.

197. Oh boy. Oh, this one's gonna be hard.

198. Zulius, Shapely Mane me some rope.

199. What for?

200. - I'll go down the blowhole— Holes!

201. …get Horse, tug on the rope, and then you'll know to pull us out.

202. Fine, but don't get it wet.

203. Huh!

204. Conga, conga, conga, conga, conga.

205. Conga, conga, conga.

206. - Horse! - Ah.

207. - Come on. We've got to get out of here. - You're right.

208. The shuffleboard tournament starts soon.

209. Horse, it's me. It's Wammawink.

210. Everyone, Wammawink's here.

211. Would've been nice if she came in like everybody else, but she's here now,

212. so let's give our new friend

213. a Whaletaur welcome.

214. You can give me a Whaletaur goodbye, because we're leaving!

215. Yeah. We're goin' to the shuffleboard tournament.

216. What have you done to her?

217. I absorbed her pain.

218. All these folks chose me as the final resting place for their sorrow.

219. And I feel their pain more than anyone.

220. Conga, conga, conga, conga, conga, conga.

221. Conga, conga, conga.

222. Hey, everybody! Look up here. Yeah, look at me.

223. Pain stinks. I get it.

224. I have pain, too.

225. I know it hurts to remember, but you have to.

226. You have to remember me. You have to remember the herd.

227. You have to remember Rider.

228. Rider?

229. You have to keep going. You are not alone in this.

230. I thought that everyone who came to me

231. was here because they had no other options.

232. If I'd known there was another way for their spirits to be lifted…

233. It's not too late.

234. Ow!

235. - What was that?

236. Is everyone coming? I gotta—

237. - So cold!

238. Ugh!

239. But I was depriving them of life, complete with its beauty and rough edges.

240. Take it.

241. Finish your mission.

242. I don't know what you'll find on the other side of the rift.

243. But I do know that there are those on this side who'll be there for you

244. - no matter what.

245. Thank you. And thanks, Wammawink.

246. Horse, we got you a going away gift of this important scarf.

247. Oh, uh…

248. I love it.

249. - Here. I drew this.

250. Thank you?

251. Oops.

252. That one's mine. For journalism.

253. Uh, this one is for you.

254. It's perfect.

255. Mind if I grab that cool drawing you did of me? Jeffica's gonna love it.

256. Jeffica?

257. My girlfriend.

258. Oh, your girlfriend. Oh, yeah.

259. Yeah, sure. Yeah, for Jeffica.

260. Sweet. Thanks! Taking this straight to the framer.

261. See you, buddy.

262. That's what I get for liking someone for their… personality.

263. Hmm.

264. Wish I hadn't spent one of my last days with you guys

265. completely paralyzed by my own sadness.

266. Are you kidding? Horse, you're allowed to be sad.

267. It's coo.

268. - Thanks, Wammawink.

269. Horse can't escape the cuddle cuddle bye-bye zone! Mmm.

270. We're not saying goodbye until we make it to the rift.

271. Come on, guys. Let's go.

272. But we don't want to.

273. Uh, Durpleton?

274. Where's the rest of you?

275. It's, uh…

276. Oh, I… I got it! I got it!

277. It's kinda like a…

278. Yeah? Yeah?

279. Never mind! It's gone now!