Centaurworld 1x6

Directed by Jen Bennett

Allie Feder as Background Singer (voice) • Fletcher Sheridan as Background Singer (voice) • Randy Crenshaw as Background Singer (voice) • Baraka May as Background Singer (voice) • Paul F. Tompkins as Tail (voice)

The group follows the Rainbow Road into a deep, dark hole, where a Moletaur locks them in jail and informs them that they'll face the judge.

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1. - Mmm.

2. Hello?

3. I love it.

4. Hello?

5. Hello?

6. This puddle is full of new friends.

7. We've been over this. It's just an echo.

8. Hello, Echo! My name's Durpleton!

9. And it's not a puddle. It's a hole. And the Rainbow Road goes right into it.

10. So I guess we're going in.

11. This is like that dream I had

12. where my portal tummy was pregnant with everything I ever stole.

13. Babies.

14. The last time we went off of the Rainbow Road into a hole,

15. a Beartaur almost turned us into taxidermy.

16. But this is different. We're staying on the Rainbow Road and going into a hole.

17. What do you think, Wammawink?

18. Hmm. Wammawink?

19. Huh? Hmm. Oh yeah. Well, the song did say…

20. - And the road leads to the hole. - Ha! You heard her.

21. This is the way to the next piece of the key and how I get rid of this.

22. What? The hair?

23. Or you could sort of, I don't know, stay that way.

24. - Kinda like it. - What?

25. I don't know. I kinda like it. Just sayin'.

26. Looks good. Let me just get that out of your face a little bit. You might like it.

27. Fine. If we have to go down the hole, Durpleton's got friends down there.

28. - Again, that was an echo. - He's also got a really long head.

29. Again, that's his neck.

30. Whatever. Let's just climb down that thing.

31. Again, that's a pregnancy hole.

32. Holes!

33. Is everyone okay?

34. Why is it so dark? It's a hole, dummy.

35. Durpleton, can you use your sparkle-blink— Oh!

36. Um, excuse me, who's touching my—

37. Knock it off! You knock it off!

38. Wammawink? Glendale?

39. Was that Horse? No!

40. - Durpleton?

41. Where are we?

42. What happened?

43. What?

44. What is this place?

45. Uh, prison, obviously. Dum-dum.

46. - How long have we been here?

47. Ten long seconds.

48. Okay. That'll be enough. Thank you, Glendale.

49. Yes, I agree. Enough of that.

50. Who said that?

51. Ugh!

52. The prisoners will only speak when spoken to,

53. so says I, Comfortable Doug.

54. I, uh…

55. Well, uh, Doug, what are you?

56. Comfortable.

57. Doug. That is the name that I am called.

58. And I represent the Moletaur Court and the honorable Judge Jacket presiding.

59. - Here. - Wait.

60. So, Comfortable Doug, why did you lock us up?

61. Because you are in jail.

62. - But we haven't done anything wrong.

63. - So, how do you get out of here? - Hey, wait. Is that cake?

64. - Where'd you get the cake? - I traded with Gary.

65. Who's Gary? And what did you trade?

66. Let me guess. You traded me.

67. - Again.

68. We haven't done anything wrong. You can't keep us here.

69. Oh, I can't say I know much

70. about how the law works where you are from, young lady,

71. but down here, you get caught, and then you go in the hole.

72. - Them's the rules. - We are in a hole, Comfortable Doug.

73. There's always more holes.

74. You said something about a judge. Does that mean we get to defend ourselves?

75. But of course.

76. To stand before Her Honor will then also be your greatest honor.

77. It's an honor circle of honor.

78. Everyone's honored.

79. So we get a trial? That's good.

80. Uh, don't get too excited.

81. You'll all get your turn to tell it to the judge!

82. But she has a 100% conviction rate.

83. Mary will back me up on this statement.

84. - Mary?

85. Yeah, always, Comfortable Doug. We see eye to tiny eye on all things.

86. The judge will see you soon.

87. TTYL!

88. This is an acronym.

89. I do not know its meaning, but others said it one time

90. and I heard it as they were leaving.

91. I'm repeating it now to you.

92. We have to get out.

93. That's not gonna work, dummy.

94. Ched, why are you still even in your cell?

95. - I'm not. I'm in Gary's cell. - Okay. I don't care whose cell it is.

96. Why not fly through the bars and go find a key?

97. Impossible. I'd never fit these ripples through that tiny little gap. I mean…

98. …check it.

99. Oh.

100. Very impressive, Ched! Here, let me try.

101. I'll just shoot a tiny version of myself in there and she can unlock it.

102. Ooh! Hey there, little teeny me. Since you're already in there…

103. …could you turn that latch so we—

104. - Whoo-hoo!

105. Yeah, baby!

106. It seems like you guys don't wanna get out.

107. You're happy with your prison cake and your Garys,

108. who is a skeleton, by the way, Ched.

109. Is this true, Gary?

110. See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.

111. It seems like you don't care about getting out of here. But I do.

112. I've already been in Centaurworld too long.

113. I mean, look at me. I'm starting to look like one of you.

114. - How dare you?

115. You say it like it's a bad thing.

116. It's not bad for you, but it doesn't work for me.

117. A war horse doesn't wear elastic hair weapons.

118. They're scrunchies.

119. Look, I just don't know what I'm becoming. And it really bums me out.

120. Did somebody say bums? No.

121. - What's black and white and red all over? - What?

122. A lousy argument that ends in a stabbing!

123. - Stabbing. I know about those. - Yes!

124. Ah! That was a good one, Horse.

125. Who said that?

126. Knock knock.

127. Who's there?

128. Interrupting tail.

129. Interrupting tail— - Who is saying this?

130. Looks like we got a heckler. Hey, this is my job.

131. - I don't come to where you work and— What is happening to my body?

132. What did the judge say to the muttering jailbird?

133. What?

134. "Finish your sentence!"

135. - Get it? You get it, don't you, Ched?

136. Of course I get it. It's totally my kind of humor, right?

137. It's such a Ched thing. I love this guy.

138. Well, folks, that's my time.

139. I'll be here all week for the rest of your life.

140. Goodbye!

141. Oh, Horse, I can't believe it. Oh, what a marvelous moment.

142. - Your very first spell!

143. Is that what that was? A spell?

144. Cross my heart, baby girl. That was your first spell.

145. Now we spell-ebrate!

146. Whoa, good one.

147. What? No! Oh no, no, no, no. This isn't something to spell-ebrate.

148. Hey, I get it. It's a big day for you and you're wishing Rider was here.

149. You think I want Rider to see me like this?

150. Don't you hate it when your shoulder pads—

151. She'll think I've become some sort of clown!

152. Oh dear. Is that what's been on your mind?

153. She won't think you're a clown just because you got your hair did.

154. You don't get it!

155. Nobody does!

156. Oh, I know you're upset, but there's a bright side.

157. Every first spell gets a first spell party!

158. Yeah! Ain't no party like a prison party, 'cause a prison party's got Ched piñatas!

159. Oh, and toilet raisin punch.

160. - Who wants something to drink?

161. You know it's delicious because it came from a toilet!

162. Everyone should be proud of their magical bodies.

163. Guys, thank you for trying to cheer me up, but you know what'd really cheer me up?

164. Getting back to Rider before the rest of me turns into talking cotton candy.

165. Piñata!

166. Glendale, are these teeth?

167. Hmm?

168. Okay! Shut it down.

169. - There's no parties in prison.

170. - It's prison. - Look at this guy, huh?

171. Somebody call a doctor. We need to get a mole removed!

172. A mole!

173. It's funny because it's a joke!

174. Save it for the judge!

175. Mmm.

176. She's ready for you now.

177. Um, one at a time through this hole, right directly here.

178. I'm not goin' before no gavel smacker. I've served my time.

179. You can take me first.

180. Yeah, I don't care what order you go inside the hole

181. as long as you go inside the hole.

182. I need to borrow some scrunchies.

183. I'm not taking any chances.

184. - Do the thing.

185. You need to hire a bailiff. We are grossly understaffed.

186. All rise for the honorable Judge Jacket presiding.

187. - But that's not fair. - We think it is.

188. Not feeling too confident about our future after that song.

189. Same. But it had a good beat.

190. Did it though?

191. You guys, we're all gonna go to jail.

192. Again.

193. Uh, Wammawink?

194. Come on. There must be something magical we can do to get out of here.

195. Shut up!

196. Any attempt to deploy magic in my courtroom

197. will result in three consecutive life sentences.

198. You know who tried magic in my courtroom?

199. - Gary! - I knew a Gary once.

200. Probably not the same guy though. 'Cause that guy was— Wait a minute.

201. Case number 2,481,922. Same as every other case.

202. Outsiders versus Moletaurs.

203. State your crime.

204. That's just it, Your Honor. There was no crime.

205. - We've done nothing wrong. - I see.

206. So, you're spies!

207. No. We've got nothing to hide. I swear, Your Honorable Moistness,

208. - we were just…

209. …following the Rainbow Road to find the next Shaman.

210. The next Shaman?

211. Interesting!

212. And we'd only fling ourselves into a weird,

213. no offense, uh, hole if there were some chance that it would bring us closer to—

214. Hey-o! Huh?

215. Cute.

216. What?

217. Say, I've got a joke about paper that's tear-ible!

218. Oh, that is so bad.

219. I got another joke about towels, but it's a little dry.

220. Okay. I will chop you off and I'm—

221. Say, where do you keep the skeletons locked up?

222. I don't— - In a rib cage!

223. - One for the prison crowd. - Okay. Know what?

224. - That's enough. Stop it, okay?

225. Airplane food, am I right?

226. What's that have to do with— That doesn't even make—

227. - Ow, ow, ow, ow!

228. - Did you just bite me? - Maybe.

229. - Could you tail? - Oh, somebody get me some scissors.

230. Thank you so much, folks! I am here all night.

231. You can find me attached to this horse's behind.

232. Oh, not for much longer, you won't. Get over here! Stop it!

233. You… You need to stop saying those stupid silly jokes.

234. Wait. These guys like jokes.

235. Hey, Tail, did you hear the one about the—

236. I heard all of 'em! Did you hear the one about the maze of underground holes?

237. It was the pits.

238. Yeah, it was the armpits.

239. Those are also what it was. The armpits.

240. Your Honor, I need a moment with my client.

241. - What are you doing? I'm doing the comedy thing.

242. That's not comedy. You need laughter to make it comedy.

243. Okay. Teach my everything about comedy. Real quick. Do it now.

244. That's a big ask. First, you need a setup and a punchline.

245. Punch. Cool. Got it. I know what punching is.

246. Nope, not that. Comedy is all about pain and honesty.

247. It's gotta come from a place of vulnerability.

248. - Otherwise, you look like a horse's— - When do I punch?

249. - Got it. No punching. - Judge Jacket will now read her verdict.

250. Wait! I got another joke for ya.

251. Vulnerability. Hmm…

252. Hey! Did you hear the one about the horse that needs to collect all the pieces

253. of an enchanted key so that she can open the rift

254. and leave Centaurworld to go back to her Rider,

255. who she misses like a phantom limb?

256. Well, no, Horse. I haven't heard that one.

257. But how's it end?

258. It was the pits!

259. Wait. I don't get it. That wasn't a joke.

260. Well, I was clear about not allowing magic in my courtroom, wasn't I?

261. Yes. Clear as a Shlavarski crystal, Your Honor.

262. A very fine and very expensive crystal, in case you were wondering or curious.

263. Thank you. My verdict is as follows.

264. If we prohibited magic, you would never get a chance at justice,

265. - because you are magical.

266. Oh, good. What I've always wanted.

267. There is no world where your magic could be separated from you.

268. I mean, I couldn't tell who was the ventriloquist and who was the dummy.

269. I know which one was the dummy.

270. I find you not guilty…

271. - …by reason of hilarity.

272. Magic hilarity!

273. - I mean, I'd rather just be guilty.

274. Thank you for giving us the most fun we've had at a sentencing

275. since case number 702, when the defendant tripped and fell onto her birthday cake

276. on their way to jail forever.

277. In return, I have something I'd like to give you, Horse.

278. - Oh.

279. - Oh.

280. Aye!

281. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

282. Ah, oh, oh.

283. - Is this… - My piece of the key. Use it well.

284. - I… I'm not sure I'm following. - No, I'm not following.

285. - Does she mean… - You guys.

286. Obviously, this means that she is the Shaman.

287. Duh!

288. The one with the long head is right. Court adjourned!

289. Well, let's get climbing!

290. Wammawink! Did you know the judge was a shaman?

291. Ha-ha! Oh, I don't understand what just happened at all.

292. I'm just glad my babies are all safe. Every single—

293. Fresh air!

294. Hoo-wee! It was a real turd circus down there, man.

295. Oh! Hey, guys.

296. Uh, Glendale!

297. We totally remembered and missed you the whole time.

298. You guys, we did not totally remember and miss her the whole time.

299. It's on all of us.

300. We take this to the grave.

301. Glendale!

302. You know, if Horse gets a grip on that spell,

303. her jokes can talk to my farts.

304. And that's what makes a family.

305. - Hey, Tail? - Howdy!

306. You've been around me my whole life. Tell me the truth.

307. Do you think Rider will recognize me?

308. - Can I be serious for a minute? - Yes.

309. This is only the beginning.

310. What does that mean? Wait, Tail! What does that mean?

311. Yo, Horse. You gonna keep talking to your butt,

312. or are we gonna get those last two pieces of the key? Huh?

313. - Goodbye! Goodbye!

314. Comfortable Douglas has said goodbye now.