Centaurworld 1x4

Directed by Christina "Kiki" Manrique

Jasper Randall as Background Vocal Contractor (voice) • Amanda McCann as Exposition Leaves (voice) • Allie Feder as Background Singer (voice) • Fletcher Sheridan as Background Singer (voice) • Randy Crenshaw as Background Singer (voice)

Searching for the next piece of the key, Horse leads the herd into a mysterious forest to see the tree shamans. They grant wishes — but there's a catch.

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1. - Mmm.

2. Who has an amazing herd? I have an amazing herd.

3. Who said so? Waterbaby!

4. Funny she didn't mention where the next Shaman is.

5. I know where all the Shamans are, for the most part.

6. And your sass mouth will appreciate that the next Shaman

7. is right over this hill in the—

8. Um, Wammawink? Wammawink?

9. Hmm? Oh!

10. Wait. Why am I walking this way? Just let me just…

11. That's weird.

12. You were saying something about my sass mouth needing to head that way.

13. Right.

14. The first stop is the Fraternal Twin Tree Shamans of the Lost Forest!

15. Hold on, hold on, hold on. How far we gotta go into there?

16. It's getting dark, and Durpleton hates the dark.

17. Ched, you hate it more than I do.

18. The other day, you cried.

19. Maybe we should just camp out here.

20. Zulius's already doing his night routine.

21. You've got the bod and the 'tude.

22. Sweat is just nature's glitter.

23. It makes you shine even more than you already do.

24. Mm-hmm.

25. Okay. Well, I'm not afraid of the dark,

26. so tell me what these Tree Shamans look like, I'll find them on my own.

27. Oh. Oh, sure. Sure. You know, they're trees.

28. Trees in a forest. Great.

29. Any distinguishing features I should be aware of?

30. They run around like Gebbrey?

31. - Nobody runs around like Gebbrey.

32. So cold!

33. So cold!

34. Oh, that Gebbrey.

35. - He's got some sweet, sweet gams.

36. This isn't gonna happen, is it?

37. I guess it doesn't make any sense to go there when it's dark anyway.

38. Psst!

39. Baby girl.

40. You awake?

41. Uh… Um…

42. Are you talkin' to me?

43. - Yeah. Baby girl. - Don't call me that. Call me Horse.

44. Can you whisper? I don't want them to hear.

45. Okay, sure.

46. You ever feel that thing where… where your whole body feels completely frozen?

47. Your brain feels…

48. And you keep, you know, staring into space?

49. No. Never.

50. I think I need

51. something.

52. Yeah. Sleep.

53. Yeah. Okay.

54. That was a really bad rendition of our wake-up song.

55. No time for wake-up songs today. We gotta go.

56. I'm sorry, Father. Please don't be mad.

57. Do we wanna try and unpack that? Or…

58. Uh-uh.

59. - So… are we going in or what?

60. Uh, Wammawink?

61. What happened? I thought you were leading the charge.

62. Oh! That's what I'm doing. Charging. Leading the chars.

63. Come on. This is important.

64. I need you to stop being your usual goofy self and take me to these Shamans.

65. Ooh! Can I come, too?

66. That's obviously not her usual goofy self.

67. Something is wrong. Typical horse. I mean, sociopath much?

68. This guy. - Ched, what is your problem with horses?

69. Horse, what's your problem with someone having a problem with horses, Horse?

70. She's fine, everybody. Let's go.

71. Okay, Wammawink. You're the Shaman expert. Is that the Shaman?

72. 25% of shamans are right-handed.

73. So, is that a no?

74. Hey! What about this one?

75. - Look at him. I don't want any trouble.

76. 32% have no hands.

77. All righty, then. No harm, no foul.

78. I have a family!

79. 14% have three nondominant legs.

80. 100% of shamans are shamans.

81. How many key pieces am I holding up?

82. Yes, but it needs to be six.

83. And I'm gonna need your help getting the other five.

84. Guess I'm doin' math now.

85. Horse, it's not always about me.

86. - I mean, you. - Hey, ding-dongs. Look.

87. There's signs! Yes! We're in the right place.

88. Exposition leaves. You're in the right place.

89. Greetings, Shaman. I…

90. Uh, we are here for a piece of the key.

91. Oh, not that tree. So embarrassing.

92. Psst. You need to look over here.

93. You know you want to.

94. Hello, Tree Shamans.

95. I am Horse.

96. I have been sent by Waterbaby to collect a piece of, um, this thing.

97. - And I… Oh, uh, okay.

98. Yeah. So, is that a yes, you'll give us the key piece?

99. Indeed. Whatever you need. - Which might be what you want.

100. Not seein' the difference here.

101. Step up to the altar and find out.

102. Ooh, hey, hey, hey. Where you goin', buddy?

103. I need you right over here.

104. I need the next piece of the key because I want to go home.

105. But I also want the next piece because I need to go home.

106. What?

107. Don't overtax your horse brain there, bub.

108. I am a tree expert. A savant.

109. I got this. Check it.

110. - Um, what makes you the tree expert?

111. Uh, what makes me a tree expert? Oh, okay. I've lived in a tree.

112. This guy.

113. You wouldn't know a tree if it fell on your thick horse skull.

114. Hold the can of Cheez Whiz.

115. How hard does this have to be? You go up to the thing you make wishes on,

116. and you make your wish. Let's go. It's easy.

117. Nothing here's that easy.

118. There's gotta be a catch. They were singing about wants and needs…

119. You guys! What if what you want and what you need are the same thing?

120. Like me and talking farts.

121. Mmm, so…

122. Wait. You want your farts to talk to you?

123. Oh, they already do. I just want them to be nice to me.

124. Yeah. We— None of us wanna hear this.

125. Not now, Durpleton. What's your deal, man?

126. I feel like you have a problem with me 'cause I'm a horse.

127. Well, Horse, I don't know what a horse is.

128. I know what a horse Centaur is, and I hate them.

129. - They're only half horse.

130. So, by my math, you're twice as bad as they are.

131. My wish came true!

132. I'll take your word for it.

133. All righty. Ched's turn. Uh, let's see. We got the…

134. Yeah, that's your standard bark.

135. Yeah. Full-on barkage.

136. That checks out.

137. Let me show you how to handle a wishing tree, Horse.

138. They never mentioned wishes.

139. Wish. Want. Need. What's the difference?

140. Granted. - Wait. What's granted?

141. I didn't say anything.

142. Uh…

143. - What? - [screams, laughs]

144. - Sorry. What?

145. What is so haha?

146. Wha— Wha—

147. Am I… What did you do to me, you stinkin' freaks?

148. Oh no!

149. Backwards knees!

150. What? See? This doesn't make any sense.

151. Do you really think Ched secretly wanted to be a horse?

152. I can't believe.

153. No. I… I mean, look at that.

154. Fight me, you cowards. Come on! Bring it on! Fight me!

155. Unless Ched needed to become a horse because he hates horses so much.

156. You did this, Horse.

157. This was your wish, wasn't it? Yeah. You cut me in the wish line.

158. My gosh. Can you shut up for a sec?

159. This is how you reproduce, isn't it?

160. I think I get it, but I can't risk messing this up, so we better test it.

161. Zulius, you go next.

162. Ha! I don't need a thing.

163. You can't improve on perfection.

164. Mmm, well, I want Wammawink to snap out of whatever, uh…

165. whatever all this is.

166. But I probably also need to stop stealing.

167. - Oh, floating, like on a cloud. - Ah, let's do a spin.

168. There's no way I'm giving all that up.

169. I feel like I'm on a boat.

170. Come on. A, B, C, D. No, no! Okay.

171. If there's really something wrong with Wammawink,

172. then the trees should fix her because she needs to get better.

173. First two are one, back two are two.

174. No, doesn't work! How do you do it?

175. Well, it cured me of my cruel and unusual farts.

176. So I say do it.

177. Granted.

178. Aha! She needed sleep!

179. I need the next piece of the key to go home.

180. Oh, you stupid trees! That's what I needed, for her to get lost.

181. - Why'd you have to horse me up like this? - Wait. Is she gone forever?

182. Oh, baby boy, that is what she said she wanted.

183. Yeah, you're right.

184. Wait a minute.

185. Death? Fire?

186. Hopelessness?

187. Home! They sent me straight back home!

188. Rider! Rider!

189. Oh. I can still talk.

190. Rider!

191. Looks like we'll be stuck here a while, so…

192. The fart thing. What is that about?

193. Yeah, tell us more about your mean butt

194. - before I have a panic attack.

195. Oh, my sweet boy.

196. Hee-haw!

197. Argh!

198. Rider!

199. This doesn't look…

200. I'm still stuck in Centaurworld!

201. Ugh! Hello?

202. - Anybody out there?

203. Wammawink!

204. Whoa, you're tiny. Did the trees turn you back into a baby?

205. Hmm, Wammawink?

206. Are… Are you okay?

207. It's just a bad dream. When I wake up, they'll all be back.

208. It's just a bad dream. When I wake up, they'll all be back.

209. It's just a bad dream. When I wake up, they'll all be back.

210. Are you… Are you ignoring me or am I invisible?

211. Invisible. Got it.

212. Hi.

213. Looks like you and I are the only survivors.

214. Well, as long as we have each other, we—

215. Oh.

216. Oh, Tree Shamans, can you bring my herd back?

217. Oh. The Lost Forest was your village.

218. Please? Please?

219. We know this is what you want.

220. But this is not what you need.

221. - What?

222. Thanks for sharing your shade with our village.

223. I'm gonna go find somewhere else to stay.

224. Are you kidding? She was suffering, and you could have helped her.

225. Why would you just ignore her?

226. She's selfless and kind.

227. She barely knows me, and she brought me to the place where she lost everything.

228. But she came here anyway because she doesn't want me to hurt this much.

229. If you won't bring back her village, the least you could do is comfort her.

230. Don't think we're done here. You haven't seen the last of me.

231. Uh, Wammawink?

232. I know you can't hear me, but…

233. It gets better.

234. You grow up and you meet some really wacky Centaurs who sing

235. and laugh and do all kinds of goofball stuff.

236. And they love you and you love them. And…

237. I wish I could say this to you and you could actually hear me.

238. Huh?

239. - You're back!

240. Oh, we're hugging you.

241. Yep. I had some unfinished business.

242. Oh.

243. - Ched! Horse came back to fight you.

244. Well, I hate that you're back,

245. but I'm glad there's another horse to hate besides myself.

246. If you don't like me, fine. But you like her, right?

247. Who? Wammawink? She's all right. Thousand times better than you.

248. - Get up. - Are we gonna—

249. We seriously gonna fight? Is this what we're gonna do?

250. No. You're a horse now, so you have to learn to kick.

251. Oh.

252. Told you I'd be back.

253. See?

254. Whoa, whoa! Calm down! - Like this.

255. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

256. Wammawink, wake up.

257. Horse… Horse is losin' it!

258. You are handling this crisis really well!

259. Aw, thanks, Dada.

260. Uh, Horse, I don't think they're gonna give you the key piece

261. if you keep doing that.

262. Watch me, Ched. Forward and back!

263. We're just trees.

264. Okay.

265. Frontways, and… ba-blam!

266. That'll teach ya.

267. It's beautiful.

268. They're bonding over their shared hatred of trees.

269. Uh-oh, going down! Uh-oh.

270. - She killed it!

271. Oh, you really done it now.

272. What did we do?

273. Ched, you're not a horse anymore.

274. Yes! Yes!

275. I'm back, baby! Uh, ba-blam!

276. - What's going…

277. - I missed you so much! - Oh, I can't breathe.

278. What happened?

279. Oh, okay. Hi.

280. Mmm, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.

281. I didn't know.

282. I can't believe you would come back to this horrible forest for me.

283. It's okay. I think I kinda needed that.

284. Did we get the key piece? Mission accomplished?

285. - What happened to the tree? Well…

286. Ched and I, we kicked… we kicked the tree.

287. A lot. We kicked… We kicked it a lot. And then…

288. Oh, I got ya, baby girl. Say no more. Say no more.

289. I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down. Like what Waterbaby sang.

290. Wait. No.

291. Wow, Horse. So taking out the tree was your plan all along.

292. You're so smart.

293. Uh, yeah. I definitely knew where the key piece was the whole time.

294. Why y'all standing around for? Time to move on.

295. Oh, my brain feels lighter,

296. but my hooves feel like they're made of million-pound rocks.

297. Then let me lighten your burden,

298. baby girl.

299. Huh. No one has carried me like this since I was small.

300. Who is my little cutie? Come here! - Oh.

301. It looks like I got to keep my compliment farts.

302. Wait. Hang on. We're giving stuff away now?

303. We gave her what she thought she needed.

304. But what comes next might not be what she wants.

305. - Oh, look at my face!

306. I think I know this song.