1. - Mmm.
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2. The war had been raging
for as long as I could remember.
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3. I'd lost my father to the war.
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4. I'd lost my mother to the war.
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5. And this was my only friend left
in the world.
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6. Chaos, bloodshed, and battle
was the only life we'd ever known.
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7. The Artifact.
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8. We didn't know where it came from
or what it did,
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9. but the General told us
it was the key to victory.
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10. The thing that'd vanquish the invaders
that'd taken so much from us.
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11. Finally, we had hope.
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12. But when we got back to our village…
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13. …the General was not there.
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14. No.
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15. - Whoa! Hey!
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16. It's okay. I've got you.
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17. Shh. You're okay. You're gonna be okay.
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18. - Shh. You're okay.
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19. - Hyah!
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20. - Hyah!
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21. - Hyah!
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22. Hyah!
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23. - Hyah!
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24. - No!
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25. - Stay with me!
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26. No!
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27. What is this?
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28. Rider?
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29. Rider, where are you?
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30. What?
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31. Hello.
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32. - What is happening?
- I don't know!
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33. Wait. Wait.
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34. Did I… Did I just say things
with my mouth?
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35. And did you just understand me?
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36. Yes.
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37. Rider! Where are you?
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38. This has got to be a dream.
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39. I must have passed out in the battlefield
or something. I just…
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40. Agh! Where's the war?
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41. Oh, this is so weird.
Why is everything so clean and colorful?
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42. Wide open spaces freak me out!
Where are all the soldiers?
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43. Eh?
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44. Butt door!
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45. Butt door! Butt door! Butt door!
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46. Mommy, who was that?
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47. I don't know.
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48. Probably some kind of weirdo.
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49. Hello!
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50. Stranger danger!
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51. - Oh no!
- Ah!
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52. - Hello!
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53. Oh, oh.
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54. - What is going on?
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55. Glendale, calm down, okay? Use your words.
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56. Why did you run off?
I didn't even get to introduce myself.
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57. Touch me, and you die.
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58. What's going on with its face?
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59. It looks a bit scary there, don't it,
with its face all long like that?
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60. Whatevs. That thing doesn't look so scary.
It's just gross.
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61. And I bet it can't even do this.
Check it.
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62. Oh yeah.
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63. Look at it. Take it in.
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64. A little too heavy. Goin' down!
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65. Where'd its arms go?
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66. And what's wrong with its butt?
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67. Know what? I think I wanna touch its face.
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68. - What? No. Stop it! Stop! Get away!
- Poking you.
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69. Don't touch me. I'm warning you! Ah! Ah!
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70. - I'm a highly trained warrior.
Everyone, stop!
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71. Is… Is that… Is that…
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72. …a new friend?
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73. - Huh?
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74. Finally! Oh, it's been so long!
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75. Finally someone to nurture.
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76. Like a baby!
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77. Not like a literal baby.
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78. - Hey, girl—
- More like a baby in spirit.
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79. Like a spiritual baby.
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80. - No!
- Uh, Wammawink?
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81. A metaphorical baby!
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82. Hey, Wammawink? You know
that weird-looking metaphorical baby
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83. that you were just talking about?
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84. Mmm, yes?
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85. Well, she gone.
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86. What?
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87. But… But where did she go?
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88. She said she had to rush off in search
of somebody she called a "Rider,"
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89. and if she didn't get back in time,
she'd be too late,
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90. - because the last she saw—
- So much happening. I…
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91. She also said she needed to get back
to some war
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92. she was in the middle of
because she and her Rider-person
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93. were doing some pretty important stuff
and also other words
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94. I didn't really understand the meaning of.
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95. Also, she said that she thinks
that you're a lot. Her words.
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96. Oh! She said all that, did she?
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97. Well, our new friend just needs
a proper welcome.
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98. So why don't we give her one right now?
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99. What is this?
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100. Who are you again?
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101. We have no sense of boundaries!
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102. Shh! We agreed not to talk about that.
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103. That was awesome.
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104. - Uh…
- Huh?
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105. - Hey, new…
- Where'd it go?
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106. - New friend?
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107. Rude. She ran off again.
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108. You think our new spiritual baby
will come back for this guy?
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109. 'Cause, uh, you know, uh,
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110. Mama like.
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111. Oh, she'll be back.
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112. What was all that?
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113. I gotta go!
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114. Oh, good. Okay.
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115. I love you!
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116. I love you.
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117. Hmph!
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118. Uh…
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119. Wait. What?
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120. Oh!
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121. Ah.
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122. Horse.
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123. What? Wait. Where are you?
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124. - I… Wait.
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125. I'm still here.
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126. Sorry to interrupt.
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127. You guys are not gonna believe this.
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128. Did you know
there's a dome out there?
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129. There's a dome!
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130. Oh.
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131. Look at that. I guess I can point
at things now. Like, you know, a person.
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132. Oh! Unbelievable.
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133. Oh.
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134. Look who came crawling back.
Maybe we should share our giggle cakes.
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135. - Maybe not.
- I don't want giggle cakes, thank you.
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136. I want you to tell me how to get outta
that dome.
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137. You can't get out of the dome
without magic.
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138. Okay. What's… What's magic?
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139. "What's magic?"
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140. - Uh, uh…
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141. Are you snapping?
Okay. Where are you going?
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142. Why tell you when we can sing to you
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143. about the magic
with our nightly magic song?
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144. That's not necess—
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145. Please stop.
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146. Thank you.
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147. Huh? Ugh!
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148. Wha… What is this?
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149. Why was I made?
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150. Where did that go?
Where did that go?
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151. We never know.
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152. - Huh?
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153. Ugh! Gross. Ugh.
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154. - So, this is what you guys do every night?
Every day and every night!
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155. We sing our songs, practice our magic.
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156. We practice our magic inspired
by songs we sing while we do our magic.
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157. Okay. I get it.
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158. And… And the only magic
you guys can do are, like,
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159. Portal Tummy
and Handsome for Eight Seconds?
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160. And I Can Shoot Tiny Versions
of Myself from My Hoof!
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161. - Yeah, please don't do that again.
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162. Look, I don't need magic spells, okay?
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163. I didn't need magic to get here.
I just had this.
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164. Wait.
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165. Hang on. Where is it? Where'd it go?
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166. The Artifact, where is it?
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167. Glendale?
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168. Okay, but I don't really want to.
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169. Sorry.
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170. It's just,
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171. taking that which does not belong to me
makes me feel so alive.
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172. - Uh…
- You'll have to excuse my herd.
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173. They're a… They're a lot.
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174. You guys are a herd?
You don't look like one.
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175. Well, we are, okay?
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176. Our herd may look different,
but we take care of each other.
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177. Because that's what families do.
Don't you know what that's like?
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178. Actually, I do.
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179. Which is why I need your help
to get back to my Rider.
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180. - Only a Centaur shaman can help with that!
- Glendale.
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181. They're the most powerful,
most magical beings
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182. in all of Centaurworld.
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183. Just uttering the word "shaman"
makes me feel an anxiety
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184. unlike any I've ever felt before.
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185. Whoa!
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186. - I'm back.
- Can you take me to a shaman?
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187. There are no shamans in Centaur Valley.
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188. Well, then help me leave the valley.
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189. - Gasp!
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190. Leave the valley?
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191. Whoa!
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192. Why not? What's out there anyway?
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193. Well, I mean, the Rainbow Road
leads all the way around Centaurworld.
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194. Uh…
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195. We don't know.
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196. We don't really know what's out there.
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197. But there's more than what's
in this valley.
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198. Durpleton!
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199. There are five Centaur shamans that
live in different corners of the world.
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200. - Zulius!
What?
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201. You know me. The fact you don't want me
to tell her these things
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202. - makes me wanna tell her even more.
- Ugh!
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203. Listen, our herd is very happy here.
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204. It's fun. It's magical.
But most importantly, it's safe.
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205. But you guys do the same thing
day in and day out.
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206. Don't you guys ever get, you know, bored?
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207. Uh-huh… Hmm…
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208. Uh, uh, mmm…
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209. Uh, no.
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210. Uh, they love it here.
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211. We love it here. Right?
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212. We love doing the same magic
every day and every night.
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213. Don't we?
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214. - Guess I can just keep lying to you.
- Wait. We can leave?
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215. You just sang a song about Centaurworld
and how amazing it is.
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216. Oh, it is amazing.
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217. You guys said the fun never ends here.
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218. Oh, it's nonstop fun.
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219. But how can you mean that when
you stay here in the same place every day?
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220. - Ooh.
- Oh, she said that.
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221. I'm right, aren't I?
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222. Your herd is bored
out of their Centaur minds.
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223. Say that again.
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224. I think you guys sing and dance
to distract yourself from the truth.
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225. You've trapped yourselves here
because it's nice and safe,
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226. when secretly,
you're all bored with a capital B.
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227. I don't say that lightly. I'm a horse.
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228. - How am I even spelling right now?
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229. You're stuck and you're bored.
But it doesn't have to be that way.
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230. Don't you guys wanna see the world?
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231. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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232. Feel the… Feel the… Feel the, uh…
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233. - Feel the wind in your manes?
Yeah!
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234. Feel the crunch of skulls
under your hooves?
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235. - Wait. What?
- No, I don't wanna do that.
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236. - I'm good.
- Yeah!
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237. Don't you want to see what's out there
beyond the barrier?
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238. - Yeah!
- Yes, I definitely do.
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239. I can't believe I'm gonna do this,
but just remember, Horse,
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240. you're doing this for her.
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241. I'll bet she has the voice of an angel.
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242. Ah!
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243. Oh no.
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244. You might wanna warm up
a little bit before you start singing.
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245. You know, like…
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246. Run some scales.
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247. I know how to warm up! Thank you.
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248. Okay. Okay.
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