1. Hm.
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2. Nasty stuff.
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3. The Belmont.
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4. I was hoping for a proper win.
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5. Don't you mean a proper fight?
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6. No.
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7. Because I'm going to win.
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8. Where is it?
Where's the fucking thing?
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9. Looking for a big mirror.
There's writing on the frame.
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10. Things disappear through it.
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11. No?
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12. Bloody useless.
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13. Now, how am I supposed
to orchestrate
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14. the return of Dracula himself
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15. if you won't help me
find the fucking mirror?
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16. Didn't I leave some archers
around here somewhere?
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17. At the vampires.
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18. I believe we have their attention.
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19. I think we pissed them off.
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20. Time to go indoors?
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21. Oh, I very much think so.
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22. Inside. Fall back.
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23. Inside.
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24. It may be a good idea
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25. to drag as many heavy things
over to this door as we can.
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26. And I want someone with a sword
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27. next to every archer
at the windows.
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28. And keep three steps back.
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29. I assume those fuckers can climb.
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30. I should have thought of that.
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31. Lucky you have me here
to run your life for you now.
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32. What's that?
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33. I'm not sure.
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34. Come on.
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35. Why here?
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36. What's here?
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37. My childhood room.
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38. Just stay back.
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39. It will be quicker and easier
for everyone.
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40. What in hell are you doing?
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41. I am opening a door
into the Infinite Corridor.
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42. I think his mind has gone.
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43. The Infinite Corridor
is a fairy tale.
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44. It most certainly is not.
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45. Young lady, the Infinite Corridor
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46. is a passage to other worlds.
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47. It is, however,
very hard to control.
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48. I am truly sorry
that the souls of your people
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49. are being sacrificed
to the cause,
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50. but they would have died
of rickets or angry badgers
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51. soon enough anyway.
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52. This is death magic.
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53. You're using
the energies of death to...
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54. To open the corridor
and direct a portal to hell.
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55. And I need this spot here,
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56. where I presume
you killed your father,
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57. to anchor the connection.
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58. My father?
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59. I'm bringing him back from hell.
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60. And your mother.
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61. You're welcome
to stay and watch.
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62. You can wave if you like.
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63. I am going to fucking murder you!
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64. No, I don't think so.
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65. You see,
in Lindenfeld I saw
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66. that a many-souled
creature of magic
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67. can control the corridor.
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68. I, Saint Germain,
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69. am going to pull Dracula
and Lisa Tepes out of hell,
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70. fuse their souls together
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71. and lock them inside the body
of a Rebis.
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72. Who's Rebis?
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73. It's a word
for a hermaphrodite creature.
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74. A body that is both
man and woman.
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75. The pinnacle of alchemy.
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76. An ultimate entity.
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77. Drop this shield
and I will let you live.
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78. I can't control the corridor
while I'm in there.
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79. I'm not strong enough.
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80. But a many-souled creature...
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81. a fusion of vampire
and human, even,
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82. that would be a mechanism
to exert control
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83. over the corridor.
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84. Vampire and human
who were already closely bonded.
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85. It was obvious, really.
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86. Why, man?
What possible reason?
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87. Two reasons.
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88. The woman I love
is lost somewhere
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89. in the Infinite Corridor.
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90. And I am an alchemist.
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91. I seek the perfection of knowledge,
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92. the achievement
of the great work,
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93. the magnum opus,
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94. which can be reached
by the creation of the Rebis,
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95. the divine hermaphrodite,
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96. the fusion of male and female
into an alchemical creature
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97. of perfect power and knowledge.
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98. And I can fucking ride it, Alucard.
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99. I create it. I bind it.
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100. I own it.
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101. I will find my love.
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102. I will command
the Infinite Corridor.
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103. I will have complete access
to a million different worlds.
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104. Like God.
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105. We can't stay here.
The fight is downstairs.
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106. I once observed
to Sypha Belnades
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107. that God had quite
gone out of fashion.
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108. God is now standing
right in front of you.
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109. And soon, very, very, soon...
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110. he's going to have sex again.
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111. Good trick,
but you threw away your sword.
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112. I'd better go and get it.
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113. Protect the people.
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114. Don't wait for them to get hurt.
I know you know how to do this.
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115. Ah!
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116. I thought you might at least
be sporty, you know.
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117. I'm tired.
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118. And you shouldn't play
with your food.
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119. Look at that.
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120. It's like watching your little life
being chipped away
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121. down to the bone, isn't it?
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122. More than a year I've been here,
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123. pretending to be
the useful flunky.
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124. Pretending not to be who I am.
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125. Do you know what that's like?
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126. Hiding my skills.
Hiding my mind.
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127. Pretending not to be the best
vampire war fighter
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128. of the last 300 years,
in case it upset somebody.
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129. And now Varney can fuck off
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130. to give Dracula hand jobs
for the rest of time
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131. and I can get on
with what I'm good at.
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132. Killing you.
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133. - Did you fucking touch me?
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134. Did you dare fucking touch me?
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135. You are not the apocalypse.
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136. You are just a man.
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137. And my people will survive you.
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138. I am fucking immortal.
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139. Nobody is immortal.
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140. Fuck your eyes!
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141. Finish it for me.
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142. Where is it?
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143. I'm talking to you,
you dusty shits.
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144. Well, you clever bastards.
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145. Are you all right?
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146. Probably not. You?
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147. Nothing a year in bed wouldn't cure.
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148. Hm. Oh, God.
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149. What now?
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150. Varney of London.
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151. Your conspirator and benefactor.
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152. I have come to personally
supervise this...
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153. this...
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154. - "This"?
- Well, I was—
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155. Actually, I was looking
for a really big word.
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156. You seem clever,
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157. and it's important that you know
that I'm clever too.
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158. Sir, I am certain
your wit is as suave
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159. as your unique personal stench.
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160. Suave? Oh, suave.
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161. Well, that's a short word, isn't it?
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162. I mean, I appreciate that.
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163. How about "epochal event"?
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164. - Huh?
- Well, suit yourself.
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165. I recognize that.
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166. The point of view is moving.
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167. Why's that?
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168. The mirror's location lock
is drifting.
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169. If we're going to go,
we're going to have to go now.
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170. Ready?
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171. Hell, no.
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172. But when's that ever stopped us?
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