1. - Sloppy.
- Poor.
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2. - Not up to par.
- Lackadaisical.
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3. Do we need to go on?
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4. I… don't understand.
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5. Gil, your output has been unsatisfactory
and grounds for reprimand.
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6. Which is why we think
you might benefit from a little vacation.
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7. Wha… A vacation?
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8. A two-week, paid vacation.
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9. Mandatory.
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10. - Oh, please. No, I can't.
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11. It's for the best, Gil.
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12. It's time for you
to take a load off and relax.
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13. See the world.
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14. Please! I'll do better—
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15. We've already set your phone
and email messages to outgoing.
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16. Oh please!
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17. Oh God!
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18. Don't do this to me.
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19. [both, cheerfully] Meeting adjourned.
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20. Maybe you can show us pictures
when you get back.
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21. I can't go on a vacation.
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22. Don't you just love it here?
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23. I'm learning to play the trombone.
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24. Ahh!
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25. - Name?
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26. Petey… Leonard.
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27. That's Payroll.
This is Accounts Receivable.
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28. Sales is two floors up.
Marketing is one down.
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29. Conservative colors are recommended.
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30. And this right here is you.
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31. Any questions?
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32. Welcome aboard.
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33. It was a vintage piece,
handmade with gold trimmings.
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34. And it's not at home?
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35. No, it has to be here.
It must've fallen off somewhere.
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36. You know it. I wear it every day.
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37. You do?
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38. Since when?
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39. Since forever.
I never leave the house without it.
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40. It's my lucky beetle broach.
You've seen it.
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41. Luis, this is the first time
I'm hearing of this bug broach.
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42. It had a chain and emerald wings.
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43. Remember?
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44. My beetle broach.
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45. I used to get compliments.
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46. "What a beautiful broach."
"That's a beautiful broach."
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47. You know, things people say
to someone wearing one.
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48. I feel like I would remember that.
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49. Carol?
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50. It's a beetle?
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51. Look, here, see?
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52. That's where it used to go.
It left a hole.
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53. Donna, my abuela gave me that broach.
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54. This is serious.
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55. It's my signature broach.
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56. Luis, relax.
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57. If this broach neither of us have seen
or can remember does exist,
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58. then maybe someone found it
and put it in the lost and found.
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59. We have a lost and found?
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60. Oh boy.
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61. This is gonna take forever.
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62. It's got to be somewhere in here.
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63. This would be easier if I knew
what the hell it actually looked like.
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64. Bug broach.
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65. Donna, it's a beetle broach.
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66. The broach I've worn my whole life.
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67. If you say so.
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68. Wow, look at all this.
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69. Yeah, it's amazing
no one thought to throw this crap out.
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70. Donna, these are people's belongings.
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71. Not anymore.
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72. But, like, look at this scarf.
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73. It's so pretty.
I wonder what happened to it.
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74. - Carol, it's a scarf.
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75. They're a dime a dozen.
I get one every year.
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76. Someone was cold,
they wore it out and forgot it on a chair.
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77. The end.
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78. I guess so.
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79. Trust me, Carol, not everything
has some huge, elaborate story.
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80. The coffee.
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81. Are you okay?
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82. I need coffee.
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83. Shit, man. You need help?
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84. Yo, baby!
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85. You wanna race,
or you wanna suck on some exhaust?
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86. Espresso, baby!
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87. Holy shit!
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88. Oh…
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89. Shit.
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90. Saturday.
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91. Who loses shit like this?
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92. Just keep looking.
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93. We're getting close, okay? I can feel it.
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94. It's sad seeing all this stuff.
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95. I bet they're missed.
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96. I don't know. I just hate losing things.
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97. In the fourth grade,
I left a thermos at the zoo.
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98. Sometimes
I still go back and look for it.
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99. Hey, look. An earring.
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100. Hold up. That's mine.
I wondered where that went.
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101. Kiss my neck.
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102. There's actually
a lot of earrings in here.
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103. After this, we're done. You hear me?
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104. We can't keep…
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105. Nope, not my style. Mm.
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106. Too flashy.
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107. Cassoulet is just about ready.
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108. It's in the style of Toulouse.
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109. Is that a region in France?
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110. Mm-hm.
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111. Did those numbers ever come back?
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112. A 104.3% chance of impact.
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113. Out of 100?
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114. That's the number
the computer came back with.
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115. That doesn't make sense.
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116. - Do you know Wigner?
- The violinist?
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117. Mathematician.
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118. He saw math as this miracle because
of how it made everything make sense.
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119. Maybe the computer is wrong.
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120. You're missing the point.
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121. We're staring at a real miracle here.
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122. - You think it would make a good play?
- A what?
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123. A good two-act play.
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124. About a group of scientists
and a computer.
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125. Oh, uh…
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126. I don't know.
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127. Maybe?
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128. The first act is set in London.
The second at Harvard.
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129. Eugene Wigner is in it.
He eats a cassoulet.
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130. You want to write a play?
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131. I'm actually thinking
about quitting NASA to do it.
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132. Whoa. Wow.
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133. - Come with me.
- What?
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134. Come and help me write this play.
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135. I have a treatment and everything.
We're both in it, and Wigner.
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136. The actor playing the computer will
speak into a microphone from offstage.
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137. I… can't.
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138. - You don't like the play?
- No. I just can't.
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139. Why not?
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140. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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141. There's nothing I can't believe.
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142. Suck my fuck, Keppler 9C.
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143. - Easy, buddy.
- And eat shit! Whoa!
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144. - I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Let's go back inside.
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145. Don't fucking touch me! I'm fine.
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146. I'm… fine.
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147. 104.3%.
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148. - A whole bag of shit.
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149. I'm here. How was your day? Over.
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150. Pretty much
the best day of my life. Over.
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151. Same. Over.
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152. I rode a bull named Brutus
for 17 seconds. Over.
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153. I went white-water rafting
without a life jacket. I almost died.
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154. Over.
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155. What are you doing tomorrow? Over.
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156. Drag race through the city. You? Over.
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157. Reuniting with
a long-lost brother. Over.
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158. Tell me how it goes. Over.
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159. You know…
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160. You know, I was thinking maybe…
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161. If you ever wanted…
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162. That we could…
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163. Nah, you're busy.
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164. Over.
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165. What were you going to ask? Over.
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166. It's nothing.
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167. Over.
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168. Okay.
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169. Over.
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170. You know what this reminds me of?
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171. Shopping secondhand.
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172. I always liked Goodwill.
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173. Not the clutter or the childless toys.
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174. But some of the sweaters were nice.
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175. I once got a clock from Goodwill.
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176. The kids swore it was haunted.
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177. But two bucks is a deal, and it worked.
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178. [inhales, sighs]
That's good enough for me.
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179. I feel like you guys aren't even looking!
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180. What are you doing?
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181. Almost done.
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182. Um, Mom?
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183. David?
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184. - Who is she?
- I don't know.
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185. Your garbage disposal is broken.
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186. Good morning little planet.
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187. Where is it? You see it?
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188. Christ. This is it, isn't it?
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189. No, come on. You don't know.
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190. It's aliens, right?
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191. It's got to be aliens.
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192. Oh God, it's aliens!
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193. Just get the car ready.
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194. Yes, pack everything.
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195. I don't know where.
It doesn't matter, just pack!
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196. Calm down!
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197. We ask for patience
as we continue gathering information
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198. on the planetary object
that has appeared over the…
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199. - Don't you see? We're all gonna die!
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200. All of us, eaten up like nothing!
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201. Get out of my way!
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202. I'm sorry we didn't find your broach.
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203. It sounded like a really beautiful broach.
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204. I feel anxious.
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205. I like banana bread.
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206. We should talk more to Doug.
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207. Well, that's it, I guess.
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208. Golden Harvest Foods.
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209. Those reports ready for me yet?
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210. I need you to hunt down all our receipts
for this past quarter. Thank you.
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211. Yeah.
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212. It's not zeroing out.
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213. I really thought
we were gonna find it.
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214. Well, you never know.
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215. Sometimes things pop back up.
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216. Like all this stuff.
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217. The umbrellas, the sweaters,
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218. these pants with
the rude word on the butt.
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219. I don't know.
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220. They're kind of like everyone here.
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221. Aw, hell no.
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222. I know you didn't just
call me an umbrella.
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223. No.
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224. Maybe.
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225. But hear me out.
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226. Thank you.
Don't forget October and November.
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227. It's like there was a time
we were all lost…
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228. looking for somewhere to go.
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229. It's aliens, right?
It's got to be aliens!
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230. Oh God! it's aliens!
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231. We're all fucked!
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232. I need the reports from January
on my desk by end of day. Thank you.
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233. You're not gonna believe
what I'm doing right now.
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234. I'm working!
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235. Yeah, at a real thing.
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236. I'm not kidding.
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237. Right. Let's get you started.
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238. I need the reports from January
on my desk by end of day. Thank you.
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239. Holy crap, is this for real?
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240. It better not be no fucking cult.
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241. Don't make me go back out there.
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242. I can't! Please! Please, no!
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243. No, I hate it. I hate it out there!
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244. That's Payroll,
this is Accounts Receivable,
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245. Sales is two floors up,
Marketing is one down,
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246. these men are all named Terry,
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247. and this right here is you.
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248. I guess what I'm saying is,
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249. sometimes you just
gotta give things time to be lost.
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250. You know?
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251. Before they can be found.
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252. Thanks, Carol.
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253. Well, are we done here?
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254. Oh!
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255. There you are!
I've been looking for you all day.
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256. You were looking for me?
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257. - I was looking for you!
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258. Hahahahaha!
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