Carol & the End of the World 1x5

Directed by Mollie Helms

Kyle Chapple as (voice) • Tim Heidecker as (voice) • Ian Roberts as (voice) • Javier Grajeda as (voice) • Alison Brie as (voice)

Carol decides to learn every one of her coworkers' names and makes a discovery that sends her, Luis and Donna on a perplexing odyssey.

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1. Are you ready? I'm ready!

2. Again?

3. We gotta get it this time, man!

4. Discreet, Velcro, and soft.

5. What's the wrist hug on that?

6. Like sticking your hand in a couch. I'm telling you, it changed my life.

7. Do you guys ever wonder about the other people here?

8. - Not really. - I got over it.

9. But isn't it weird that we don't know anyone's name?

10. No. Before you came along, I thought Luis' name was Roy.

11. Roy? I like that.

12. But how can you know someone without a name?

13. - What'd you think my name was? - I didn't really think about it.

14. I just thought, "There's that intense Black lady who takes me to work."

15. People aren't here to socialize, Carol, they're here to work.

16. I know. I just wish I knew who everyone was.

17. Let it go, Carol.

18. You hear me? Let it go!

19. Donald.

20. Patricia.

21. Davy.

22. Gloria.

23. Miguel.

24. Jennifer.

25. Heather.

26. Howard.

27. Eleanor, but I prefer Ellie.

28. Thank you, Nicholas.

29. Nicholas Prestwich.

30. - Morning, Mark. Huh?

31. - Doing well, Jennifer? - Huh?

32. Tea, Tom?

33. Coffee.

34. Wait, what?

35. - Hi, Amanda.

36. How's it going, Brian?

37. Hey there, Casey.

38. Good morning… Monica…?

39. - Anthony. John. - Uh…

40. Margaret. Ashley.

41. - How did you— - Tyler. Barb.

42. Jason, Caryn, Ernie, Emily, Davy, Michelle.

43. What you got there, Lisa?

44. - A granola bar?

45. - Sharon. - What the—

46. - Joshua. - Huh?

47. - Andrew.

48. Sandra. Edward.

49. Caroll, right?

50. I'm Carol.

51. Carol?

52. Carol.

53. - Hey, Mike. - How did you—

54. How's your wife, Stacy?

55. And your two little boys, Jake and Frank?

56. Mister…

57. Fuck yeah!

58. Sarah.

59. Vanessa.

60. Francine.

61. Doris, Jalil, Paulette, Amaya, Suzette.

62. - Leonard. Huh?

63. Jasmine, Worrel, Doug.

64. Petey.

65. - Hi, Donna. - Carol, what is this?

66. What?

67. You know what.

68. Hey, Jocelyn.

69. Carol!

70. What?

71. Terry.

72. Terry.

73. Terry.

74. Terry. Terry.

75. Terry!

76. See you tomorrow, Amanda.

77. Good night, Brian. Have a good night, Luis.

78. Donna.

79. - Tim.

80. Joe.

81. Alyssa, James, Kathy.

82. Manager.

83. Marguerite.

84. James.

85. Carol.

86. Good night, Dave.

87. Uh, David?

88. David? Hello?

89. David Seaver!

90. David Douglas Seaver!

91. Oh God.

92. But you need a finger dampener.

93. Luis, stop. I'm not trying to add more shit to my desk.

94. Seriously, Donna.

95. - It's like gliding on ice.

96. - Feel my fingers. - No.

97. - Just the tips! - Gross.

98. Guys! Guys!

99. There's… Um, I think, uh…

100. - Getting in? - It's David.

101. - Who? - David… Seaver.

102. He's, uh…

103. - Who? - David Douglas Seaver!

104. Am I supposed to know who that is?

105. Maybe if we had some sort of physical description?

106. It's just… I need…

107. He's…

108. Like husky?

109. David Douglas Seaver!

110. Slim? Is he… Is he slim?

111. He's…

112. He's…

113. Yeah, that's a dead man.

114. Do we give him CPR?

115. Sure. If you want to blow into a dead body, be my guest.

116. What do we do?

117. We go home.

118. - But it's David. - Yeah, and this ain't our problem.

119. I don't know this man, and shoot, before yesterday, neither did you.

120. But… he's our coworker.

121. We can't just leave him here.

122. What did I say?

123. I told you to drop it.

124. Now we dealing with dead bodies. See? That's how it starts.

125. You learn a name and next thing you know, they're going in your trunk.

126. Sorry. It's just…

127. We couldn't leave him. Not like that.

128. Just make sure he's on the bag.

129. Now what?

130. I don't know.

131. Oh, hell no! We not just leaving some dead dude in my trunk.

132. You gotta do better than that.

133. Oh wait. I know.

134. I thought it would feel weirder. I mean, emotionally.

135. Where is that woman?

136. He might as well have been a sack of potatoes.

137. Am I losing my humanity?

138. She better bring Lysol.

139. I got it, I got it!

140. I know where to take him.

141. I've never had to, you know,

142. give bad news like this.

143. It's easy. Just give her the facts. "Ma'am, your husband is dead."

144. What if she cries?

145. Then pat her on the shoulder and just be there for her.

146. That's all they ever need.

147. After that, we drag her husband out of my trunk and get the fuck out.

148. Maybe that's it.

149. I haven't seen anybody grieve over him, so it doesn't feel real.

150. How 'bout that? That feel real enough for you?

151. You sure this is it?

152. I think so. It's the address he put down.

153. Twenty-three! Twenty-four!

154. - 25!

155. - Sorry. Twenty-six!

156. We're looking for Nicole Seaver, wife of David.

157. Twenty-eight!

158. - Hi. How can I help you? Twenty-nine!

159. - Thirty! Thirty-one! - Uh…

160. - We're… here about David.

161. Thirty-five! - Oh, David!

162. - David! Guests! Thirty-six! Thirty-seven!

163. Come on in. He'll be right out.

164. - Oh. Okay.

165. Fifty-two! Fifty-three!

166. - David! There are people here!

167. He'll be right down.

168. Fifty-seven!

169. - No problem. Fifty-eight!

170. It's actually been weeks since I've seen David.

171. It's been so busy here with all the renovations.

172. It's stressful, you know, but thank God I have Robert.

173. Sixty-three! Sixty-four!

174. He's just so supportive and so much fun to shop with.

175. That's nice.

176. David!

177. - For Christ's sakes! You have guests! - Sixty-eight! Sixty-nine!

178. Seventy!

179. - I'm so sorry. I know he hears me. - Seventy-one! Seventy-two!

180. Well, that's what we wanted to—

181. Mommy! Mommy!

182. Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Look!

183. You made this? That's so beautiful.

184. Did Peter help?

185. - [Nicole murmurs, laughs] Eighty-one!

186. Uh… ma'am?

187. Um, David is—

188. Hope everyone likes smoothies! Eighty-five!

189. - Eighty-six!

190. Can someone check if the TV works?

191. Eighty-eight!

192. Enjoy. I used fresh açai berries.

193. Ninety! Ninety-one!

194. Honey, I'm home.

195. How was work? Any breakthroughs with Keppler in the lab?

196. Not today, honey. Guests?

197. - Oh, they're just looking for David. Who?

198. What was it you wanted to say to him anyway?

199. Nothing. Sorry. We should go.

200. Wait. Hold on.

201. Thank you for the smoothie.

202. Carol, what the hell?

203. Sorry.

204. - We were supposed to give them the body. - I'm sorry. It didn't feel right.

205. I can't be driving around all night with some dude in my trunk.

206. Donna, those people didn't care about David.

207. You don't know this man. Maybe he liked being the seventh wheel.

208. He has his uncle as his emergency contact. We could go there tomorrow.

209. Fine, but that's it. After that, I'm done.

210. You think that lady sleeps with all those men?

211. No. That's what Muscle David is for.

212. And maybe Smoothie David now and then.

213. But Trunk David sure as hell wasn't getting any.

214. - How's it going, Brian? - Pretty good, Jim.

215. David.

216. Anyone home?

217. But there's an address.

218. I think I see something.

219. You think he's somewhere over here?

220. He better be. What's his name again?

221. Charles McGraw, or, as he was known to members of this community, Uncle Charlie,

222. is finally laid to rest today.

223. You gotta be shittin' me.

224. He is survived by his only nephew, David Seaver,

225. who unfortunately couldn't make it here tonight,

226. but what Charles lacked in family,

227. he made up in friendships.

228. I can't believe it.

229. Out of all the fucking people in the world!

230. I think it's hitting me.

231. - What are you doing?

232. I think it's all hitting me.

233. Charles built a beautiful community around his happy, joyous life.

234. If you knew Uncle Charlie,

235. you knew his big heart and bright smile.

236. Oh God! We're all next!

237. Frickin' Uncle Charlie. What are we supposed to do now?

238. We move on.

239. But we never forget.

240. Sir.

241. Get your hand off me before I flip you.

242. Sorry.

243. David can't say we didn't try.

244. Who was he to you anyway?

245. Thanks.

246. Yes.

247. Yes!

248. Yes!

249. Bill.

250. Chloe.

251. Donna.

252. Luis Felipe Jacinto.

253. How's it going?

254. Um…

255. Excuse me. I have something to say.

256. Hello?

257. Can I get…

258. Um…

259. Sorry, Heather?

260. Howard?

261. Uh, Mark?

262. Everyone?

263. Um… I regret to, uh, inform you

264. that David Seaver has passed.

265. Two days ago

266. at his desk

267. over there.

268. And seeing him

269. alone there…

270. I don't know…

271. He came here,

272. to this place,

273. every day,

274. Monday to Friday, like all of us.

275. Because he didn't have a, you know…

276. But we spend more time here th-than…

277. S… So he wasn't…

278. Because he… came here, right?

279. Like we did.

280. Sharon?

281. Denise?

282. You know?

283. So, in honor of David,

284. I would like to do something

285. on the roof here.

286. Hold a ceremony with everyone.

287. The people he spent time with.

288. Like… a proper send-off.

289. Like… right now.

290. Today.

291. Okay, I'm done now.

292. Sorry.

293. That was good.

294. Lost me at some parts, but good.

295. So, how should we do this?

296. I guess we go around and each say something nice?

297. Yeah.

298. Carol, maybe you should start. You at least knew his name.

299. Okay.

300. Uh, David was my coworker and my colleague,

301. and I know he loved this place very much.

302. He had a mustache.

303. A black one.

304. And he was heavy to carry.

305. Yeah.

306. David was a good man!

307. Look, I didn't know the man or anything, but I'm sorry he's dead.

308. David, I met your wife. She was no prize. You're better off wherever you are.

309. - I like that. That's nice, Donna. - Thanks, Carol.

310. Um…

311. He liked cereal?

312. All right. Maybe we should just get on with it.

313. - Okay. - See you soon, David.

314. We wanted to pay our respects.

315. Yeah, I didn't really know him, but he sat next to me.

316. He, uh, always kept at least one urinal away.

317. Even when there was a line.

318. That was the David I knew.

319. David was a good employee.

320. He used to borrow my stapler all the time, but he always gave it back.

321. I said "excuse me" to him once.

322. And he moved.

323. His lunches smelled good.

324. Paul, Steve.

325. I didn't know him, but your speech moved me.

326. - And I wanted to stretch my legs. - Same.

327. Okay. I guess that's it.

328. David Douglas Seaver,

329. your body is gone, but you were more than that.

330. You were a coworker,

331. and you will forever be a coworker to us.

332. See you later, Donna.

333. Luis.

334. Mark.

335. Steve.

336. Paul. Chloe.

337. - See you later, Carol. - Bye, Carol.

338. Margaret.

339. Davy.

340. Sorry, I don't think we were ever introduced. I'm Bruce.

341. Carol.

342. Nice to meet you, Bruce.

343. Same.

344. We gotta get it this time, man!