1. Girl, are you trying to kill me?Copy !req
2. This is amazing!Copy !req
3. I know, right? Death by banana bread.Copy !req
4. Put that on a shirt.
Girl! You gotta put that on a shirt!Copy !req
5. Really? You think so?Copy !req
6. Oh, please. I would never take it off.Copy !req
7. It would be
my favorite shirt in the world.Copy !req
8. "Death by banana bread."Copy !req
9. You're hilarious!Copy !req
10. You're my new best friend.Copy !req
11. We're gonna be seeing
a lot of each other, Carol Kohl.Copy !req
12. I'll never judge you
or deliberately hurt you,Copy !req
13. and I will comfort you when you cry.Copy !req
14. Now cut me off a bigger piece,
'cause I'm in—Copy !req
15. I couldn't wait.Copy !req
16. Large, right?Copy !req
17. Oh, my God. Yeah. How did you know?Copy !req
18. Please, girl!Copy !req
19. I know my Carol.Copy !req
20. Carol?Copy !req
21. Carol?Copy !req
22. - Carol?Copy !req
23. Follow me.Copy !req
24. You need to stop staring.Copy !req
25. - Sorry.
- It's freaky as hell.Copy !req
26. Okay. It's just…Copy !req
27. Um… It's just that I wanted to thank you.Copy !req
28. For the toner.Copy !req
29. It's banana bread.Copy !req
30. Shit.Copy !req
31. - Okay.
- What?Copy !req
32. It's nothing. I thought
you might be some kind of psycho.Copy !req
33. Listen, this is nice and all,
but before you pull out any more desserts,Copy !req
34. I should go.Copy !req
35. Okay.Copy !req
36. I need to get back to work.Copy !req
37. Okay.Copy !req
38. - Donna?Copy !req
39. Look, I know you probably
have lots of questions like I did.Copy !req
40. - But you'll learn it doesn't matter.
- But how does it even work?Copy !req
41. Carol, it's a job.
Who cares how it works? It just does.Copy !req
42. - And stop staring at me.
- Okay.Copy !req
43. - I'm serious. Stop staring.
- Sorry.Copy !req
44. If I see you staring again,
I'm gonna throw a stapler at you.Copy !req
45. Got it.Copy !req
46. Bernard!Copy !req
47. Shots!Copy !req
48. It's like holding an eggplant! Ha!Copy !req
49. That's really nice.
Elena's going to love that one.Copy !req
50. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
51. Welcome aboard The Grand Coda.Copy !req
52. My name is Captain Jason McNelis.Copy !req
53. And I'll be your skipper
on this journey around the world.Copy !req
54. Captain! This is such an honor.Copy !req
55. - Thank you.
- It feels like we're in good hands.Copy !req
56. Well, sir, you're in the best.Copy !req
57. I've been out on the seas
for 30 years now,Copy !req
58. and have captained
The Vision, The Fantasy,Copy !req
59. The Esposito, and now The Grand Coda.Copy !req
60. Anyway, welcome aboard
and enjoy your meal.Copy !req
61. Thank you.Copy !req
62. Welcome aboard The Grand Coda.Copy !req
63. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
64. …going on 30 years now.Copy !req
65. …The Fantasy, The Esposito…Copy !req
66. Yes, 30 years now.
A little bit about myself?Copy !req
67. …The Vision, The Fantasy…Copy !req
68. …a family of fishermen…Copy !req
69. …going on 30 years now…Copy !req
70. Enjoy your meal.Copy !req
71. Enjoy your meal.Copy !req
72. Enjoy your meal.Copy !req
73. Thirty fuckin' years.Copy !req
74. - Excuse me.
- Listen up.Copy !req
75. We're gonna need volunteers
to stay and work through the night.Copy !req
76. - Show of hands?
- Who can stay?Copy !req
77. Thank you.Copy !req
78. Mmm!Copy !req
79. Oh.Copy !req
80. Any good?Copy !req
81. I was getting kind of hungry too.
You mind if I…Copy !req
82. Oh. No.Copy !req
83. Of course.Copy !req
84. It's some kind of audit.Copy !req
85. Huh?Copy !req
86. The question about the office.
It's some kind of audit.Copy !req
87. I don't know what we're doing exactly
or how it works, but…Copy !req
88. …it's some kind of audit.Copy !req
89. Oh.Copy !req
90. That's pretty much all I know.
Anyway, I should get back to work.Copy !req
91. Sorry I was rude before.
It's just, you really did freak me out.Copy !req
92. It's okay.Copy !req
93. - Hey, Donna?
- Yeah?Copy !req
94. Death by banana bread.Copy !req
95. What?Copy !req
96. - Oh, nothing. Uh…Copy !req
97. It's, uh… death by banana bread?Copy !req
98. Carol, is there something in that bread?Copy !req
99. Oh, no. There's…Copy !req
100. It's just regular bananas, eggs, flour.Copy !req
101. It's a s-saying?Copy !req
102. Okay.Copy !req
103. I'll see you around.Copy !req
104. How's your night going?Copy !req
105. Not bad. Yours?Copy !req
106. It's okay.Copy !req
107. - Time just kinda—Copy !req
108. What?Copy !req
109. Does staying late happen a lot?Copy !req
110. Sometimes.Copy !req
111. It's like an "every other month" thing.
The reason always changes.Copy !req
112. Monthly reports due,Copy !req
113. quarterlies for something or other, fires.Copy !req
114. - Fire?
- Yeah. People settin' shit on fire.Copy !req
115. One lady didn't wanna go home.
She tried setting the elevators on fire.Copy !req
116. Don't make me go back out there.Copy !req
117. I can't.Copy !req
118. Please! Please! No!Copy !req
119. No. I hate it. I hate it out there!Copy !req
120. I get that.Copy !req
121. I'm not sure why,Copy !req
122. but it's strange as hell bumping into
someone from work on the outside.Copy !req
123. Jonathan, please get up.Copy !req
124. Mommy wants to go home.Copy !req
125. I am going to count to three. One…Copy !req
126. We've never mentioned it.Copy !req
127. But she didn't need to say a thing.Copy !req
128. Shit, after raising five
mostly on my own, I got it.Copy !req
129. Sometimes you just need an office.Copy !req
130. - Ever make zucchini bread?
- Sometimes.Copy !req
131. Mm. I can't bake for shit.Copy !req
132. Tenth floor
has a private bathroom.Copy !req
133. And most of the soda machines are empty,
but 22 still has Mr. Pibbs.Copy !req
134. I bring in my own Schweppes.Copy !req
135. Your nails are really nice.Copy !req
136. Thanks.Copy !req
137. I do all my own designs.Copy !req
138. Cow print, butterflies,
dog paws, cat paws,Copy !req
139. little ducks, roosters,
pizza, burgers, tacos,Copy !req
140. sunflowers, roses, poppies,
daisies, palm trees, bumblebees,Copy !req
141. polka dots, sunrise, sunsets,Copy !req
142. different flags,
American, Mexican, Japanese…Copy !req
143. She's always like,
"The only real prison is our minds."Copy !req
144. - She got a thing with her arms?
- Oh, no. She's skydiving.Copy !req
145. Oh, okay.Copy !req
146. Yeah, that's annoying.Copy !req
147. I went up one floor to Sales.Copy !req
148. Uh-huh?Copy !req
149. And two floors down to Marketing.Copy !req
150. Right.Copy !req
151. There was nothing there.Copy !req
152. You start dreaming
about this place yet?Copy !req
153. You too?Copy !req
154. I did payroll last night.Copy !req
155. I think I sent a fax.Copy !req
156. - Does your family know you come here?
- No, they think I'm writing a novel.Copy !req
157. - My parents think I surf.
- What?Copy !req
158. I know.Copy !req
159. I don't even like putting on a swimsuit.Copy !req
160. You told your parents you surf?Copy !req
161. And they believe that shit?Copy !req
162. This is nice.Copy !req
163. Yeah.Copy !req
164. Carol, I swear,
if I knew you had a thing about parakeets,Copy !req
165. I never would have brought them up.Copy !req
166. I'm just tired.Copy !req
167. No, I'm sorry. It's my fault.Copy !req
168. I'm just tired.Copy !req
169. - That guy was on the Food Network.
- Really?Copy !req
170. Hosted a cook-off show.Copy !req
171. I wonder why he's here.Copy !req
172. We've all got our reasons.Copy !req
173. I think I know why.
- Huh?Copy !req
174. Sorry. You were talking about
why we're here?Copy !req
175. I think I know why.Copy !req
176. Hi. I don't think
we've ever been formally introduced.Copy !req
177. I'm… Luis.Copy !req
178. Donna.Copy !req
179. Luis.Copy !req
180. Donna.Copy !req
181. Hi. I'm Carol.Copy !req
182. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
183. Wow. Look at this.Copy !req
184. Mmm.Copy !req
185. Would you like a piece?Copy !req
186. Yes, please.Copy !req
187. A… A little bigger. Little…Copy !req
188. Oh! Bless your heart.Copy !req
189. Thank you!Copy !req
190. Mmm!Copy !req
191. So, you were…Copy !req
192. Oh, right. Why he's here.Copy !req
193. Actually, why we're all here.Copy !req
194. Um…Copy !req
195. It's because we're dead.Copy !req
196. Mmm, delicious.Copy !req
197. Moist, with a… a slight crumble.Copy !req
198. Like, metaphorically?Copy !req
199. No, like we're all dead.Copy !req
200. We all died, and now we're all here.Copy !req
201. Uh-huh.Copy !req
202. In an office?Copy !req
203. Purgatory.Copy !req
204. The office is, um, Purgatory,
or at least I think so.Copy !req
205. - It's just one of my theories.
- Yeah, no. I don't think so.Copy !req
206. Think about it.Copy !req
207. Why would the office
still be up and runningCopy !req
208. if it wasn't Purgatory?Copy !req
209. Who the hell knows?
But it doesn't mean we're dead.Copy !req
210. Like, wouldn't I know if I died or not?Copy !req
211. Not necessarily.Copy !req
212. Trust me. I've given this some thought.Copy !req
213. I wonder how I died.Copy !req
214. Carol! You're seriously buying this?Copy !req
215. No, but I still wonder.Copy !req
216. You drowned in the ocean.Copy !req
217. Yep. That's what I thought.Copy !req
218. Would you like to know
how I think you died?Copy !req
219. - Hell no.Copy !req
220. Already know how I'm gonna die,Copy !req
221. and I don't need you
going on about it either.Copy !req
222. So how do you think you died?Copy !req
223. Massive heart attack.Copy !req
224. Just a massive coronary.Copy !req
225. Mmm.Copy !req
226. What's in this?Copy !req
227. Cinnamon?Copy !req
228. Oh.Copy !req
229. You mind if I…?Copy !req
230. It's your ship.Copy !req
231. Can't sleep?Copy !req
232. Just… happy.Copy !req
233. Your parents seem to be
having a good time.Copy !req
234. - They're not my parents.
- Oh. They're not?Copy !req
235. - We're a throuple.
- Oh.Copy !req
236. Good for them.Copy !req
237. Uh, and you.Copy !req
238. You all seem happy.Copy !req
239. Couldn't be happier.Copy !req
240. - Where'd y'all meet?
- I was Bernard's registered nurse.Copy !req
241. Oh, wow.Copy !req
242. Isn't there like an oath
that you… You know.Copy !req
243. - I'm sorry if I, uh…
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
244. I know this kind of stuff
is generally frowned upon,Copy !req
245. but for the past three years,
I've dressed Bernard,Copy !req
246. washed him, fed him, given him his shots,Copy !req
247. and each and every single day,Copy !req
248. he's looked at me with this love
that I've never felt before.Copy !req
249. That's a love that changes you.Copy !req
250. I bet.Copy !req
251. I fell for him first.Copy !req
252. And Pauline, well,Copy !req
253. she exudes this affection
and compassion that I just admire.Copy !req
254. I don't care what my oath was,
or the ethics behind it,Copy !req
255. or what my responsibility
was to my profession.Copy !req
256. Hm.Copy !req
257. I just wanted to spend
my whole life within that,Copy !req
258. and I knew doing any less
was going to feel dishonest.Copy !req
259. Nothing haunts you
like the choices you don't make.Copy !req
260. Exactly.Copy !req
261. And the sex?Copy !req
262. Sublime.Copy !req
263. - I'm gonna head back inside.
- Have a good night.Copy !req
264. You too, Captain.Copy !req
265. - Excuse me.
- Listen up.Copy !req
266. It's time for office calisthenics.Copy !req
267. Please follow along,Copy !req
268. as studies show stretching
keeps proper blood flow to the muscles.Copy !req
269. This is mandatory.Copy !req
270. Let us begin.Copy !req
271. If this isn't Purgatory, right, or a cult,Copy !req
272. then I can't see how you'd say no
to it being performance art.Copy !req
273. But there's no audience.Copy !req
274. Art doesn't need an audience.Copy !req
275. It just needs to be pure.Copy !req
276. Yeah, that's not this.Copy !req
277. Look, look at this woman at the copier.Copy !req
278. Tell me that isn't pure.Copy !req
279. I can kind of see it.Copy !req
280. That's just crazy!Copy !req
281. So, what, the boss is like
some art directorCopy !req
282. giving out lines
for a show no one is ever gonna see?Copy !req
283. Why not?Copy !req
284. Because it's insane!Copy !req
285. Okay, well, if it's not that,
then I have no idea what this is.Copy !req
286. It's just work!Copy !req
287. Why does it need to be
more complicated than that?Copy !req
288. Maybe he's just lonely.Copy !req
289. Three bananas,
two cups all-purpose flour…Copy !req
290. Hello?
- …one cup sugar, one spoon cinnamon.Copy !req
291. Who is this?Copy !req
292. These really are the best dreams.Copy !req
293. Work dream?Copy !req
294. Yeah.Copy !req
295. I got so much done.Copy !req
296. Come on.
I wanna show you something.Copy !req
297. This used to be the headquarters for this
big-time food and beverage company.Copy !req
298. But that's not the exciting part.Copy !req
299. Isn't this great? It's a tanning salon!Copy !req
300. The building must have rented out
an unused floor for extra money.Copy !req
301. What? What's wrong?Copy !req
302. Nothing.Copy !req
303. I was just expecting
more of a Wetzel's Pretzels situation.Copy !req
304. Come on. It's gonna be fun.Copy !req
305. We'll lotion, get some sun, some…Copy !req
306. some vitamin D.Copy !req
307. C-Come on, guys.Copy !req
308. C-C… Carol?Copy !req
309. I don't know.Copy !req
310. This kind of thing makes me uneasy.Copy !req
311. Fine.Copy !req
312. I was just trying to show you guys
something fun, and, uh…Copy !req
313. I'm sorry, it's just been a long night.
I feel, like, so…Copy !req
314. Luis, are you okay?Copy !req
315. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
316. We've been inside all day.Copy !req
317. Maybe some sunCopy !req
318. or pure, concentrated UV light
would do us some good.Copy !req
319. Right, Carol?Copy !req
320. Carol agrees too. Come on.Copy !req
321. Really?Copy !req
322. Yeah. But I'm keeping my clothes on.Copy !req
323. - I didn't plan on all this.
- That's totally fine.Copy !req
324. I promise… this is going to be great.Copy !req
325. I'm not gonna lie. This ain't bad.Copy !req
326. How you doing back there, Carol?Copy !req
327. It's sort of like a coffin.Copy !req
328. But the blue light makes it soothing.Copy !req
329. What would you get?Copy !req
330. Without a doubt,
the sesame chicken.Copy !req
331. Mm! It was the best in the world.Copy !req
332. The "world" world?
Like, this world?Copy !req
333. Absolutely.Copy !req
334. I've been all over,Copy !req
335. and nothing comes close
to the sesame chicken from Panda Express.Copy !req
336. I find that hard to believe.
- I've had it.Copy !req
337. It's very authentic.Copy !req
338. Yeah. I've ordered it too,
but I wouldn't call it all that.Copy !req
339. It's not even the best in the city.Copy !req
340. I didn't say anything
when you said Sbarro's, okay?Copy !req
341. I wasn't picking it for their pizza.Copy !req
342. I said that's where
I used to take my kids after games.Copy !req
343. That's what I miss.Copy !req
344. What about you, Carol?
Is there anything you miss?Copy !req
345. Um, well,Copy !req
346. recycling, mostly.Copy !req
347. And the feeling you get from saving money.Copy !req
348. And Applebee's.Copy !req
349. I wish I'd appreciated it more.Copy !req
350. You don't realize the true value of things
until they're gone.Copy !req
351. Is that like a Chili's?Copy !req
352. It's nothing like a Chili's.Copy !req
353. It's different. Trust me.Copy !req
354. So you've really traveled?Copy !req
355. Me? Oh yeah. I've been all over.Copy !req
356. The UK, Germany,
China, Albania, Madagascar.Copy !req
357. Name a place, I've been there.Copy !req
358. Ugh. Sounds exhausting.Copy !req
359. Yeah, well, I was a younger man then.Copy !req
360. I started at 17.Copy !req
361. Shit, 17?Copy !req
362. I was pregnant with Marlon at 17.Copy !req
363. That year I'd just come out to my parents,
and I went for it.Copy !req
364. I was like this burden had been lifted,
and I just said, "Fuck it!"Copy !req
365. I dropped out of school
and backpacked through South America.Copy !req
366. Was it nice?Copy !req
367. The best experience of my life.Copy !req
368. Wajto.Copy !req
369. What's that?Copy !req
370. Just a dude I met.Copy !req
371. Wajto.Copy !req
372. Flying stresses me out.Copy !req
373. The takeoffs, and the landing part,Copy !req
374. and I guessCopy !req
375. the part where you're in the air.Copy !req
376. Oh, traveling was never my thing either
with the kids and work.Copy !req
377. There was always something.Copy !req
378. That's what they're all doing now.
Traveling. Janet is in Ibiza.Copy !req
379. Oh! I love Ibiza!Copy !req
380. Oh! The club scene
and the drugs are fucking amazing!Copy !req
381. Of course. Great.Copy !req
382. But, honestly,
I… I don't think you missed out.Copy !req
383. Sure, the majority
of my trips were amazing, but…Copy !req
384. they were also such a blur.Copy !req
385. The friends you make all come and go,Copy !req
386. and… it starts to wear thin.Copy !req
387. You could be in paradise,
but you still feel so far away.Copy !req
388. I know what you mean.Copy !req
389. I spent my whole life thinking
I was working toward something.Copy !req
390. I screwed up in the beginning,
but I did everything right.Copy !req
391. Everything.Copy !req
392. Donna?Copy !req
393. Uh, Donna, y-you probably should get out.Copy !req
394. It's not something
you want to lie in for too long.Copy !req
395. Hello?Copy !req
396. You two look ridiculous.Copy !req
397. I just thought carving out a little piece
was gonna make a difference.Copy !req
398. Shit, owning a business
made me feel special.Copy !req
399. How dumb is that? And for what?Copy !req
400. So some fuckin' thing could
come out of the sky and wipe it all out?Copy !req
401. I just feel so stupid.Copy !req
402. You know why I'm here?Copy !req
403. I don't really know what I want.Copy !req
404. Everyone's got all these plans and I…Copy !req
405. Nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
406. Hell, work was the only thing
that ever made sense to me.Copy !req
407. Just clicks. That's the me I like.Copy !req
408. This is actually
the first job I've ever had.Copy !req
409. You've never worked before?Copy !req
410. Never. But I love
all those little tools you guys use.Copy !req
411. You know that feeling
when you press down on a stapler?Copy !req
412. I really enjoy that.Copy !req
413. The Post-its are my favorite.Copy !req
414. Oh, the click of the mouse.Copy !req
415. We should probably get back.Copy !req
416. I wonder where it came from.Copy !req
417. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
418. You know, I got a couple theories.Copy !req
419. - Hey, uh…
- Excuse me!Copy !req
420. Eyes up here, gang.Copy !req
421. You're all dismissed.Copy !req
422. See you Monday!Copy !req
423. Bye.Copy !req
424. We live in the same building.Copy !req
425. Oh.Copy !req
426. I drive him to work.Copy !req
427. You said you had a business?Copy !req
428. A nail salon.Copy !req
429. Oh yeah?Copy !req
430. Yeah.Copy !req
431. I do all sorts of designs.Copy !req
432. French, floral stamp,
tribal, African, Aztec,Copy !req
433. jewel-encrusted, sequined,
tie-dyed, nude, silver-tipped,Copy !req
434. checkered, geometric, metallic,
monochrome, cobra, zigzag…Copy !req
435. Wow.Copy !req
436. Did you say "Aztec"?Copy !req