1. Hi, this is Ahnenerbe.Copy !req
2. We don't do meat on rice here-Copy !req
3. You're not ordering in?Copy !req
4. Continuation of the carnival?Copy !req
5. That ridiculous festival hasn't ended yet?Copy !req
6. It's an endless hell of madness.Copy !req
7. It appears we're trapped in the invisible hand of God.Copy !req
8. It's just like an ephemeral dream.Copy !req
9. Even if it's a nightmare, we should still submit ourselves to it and enjoy it.Copy !req
10. That's really it.Copy !req
11. To an enjoyable nightmare...Copy !req
12. To hell itself...Copy !req
13. Cheers.Copy !req
14. It's starting!Copy !req
15. キミと 一緒がいちばんCopy !req
16. Kimi to issho ga ichibanCopy !req
17. I like being with you bestCopy !req
18. 好きよってもっとぎゅっとねCopy !req
19. Suki yotte motto gyutto neCopy !req
20. So come over, let's get closerCopy !req
21. キミを 新しい場所へと 引っぱってっちゃうCopy !req
22. Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchauCopy !req
23. I'll take you to a new placeCopy !req
24. る・らんら！ 遅れないでねCopy !req
25. Ruranra okurenaide neCopy !req
26. So don't be late to the ruranra!Copy !req
27. 飛んでけすごいなCopy !req
28. Tondeke sugoi naCopy !req
29. So incredibly amazingCopy !req
30. 誰が？Copy !req
31. Dare gaCopy !req
32. Who?Copy !req
33. 私たちですよ！Copy !req
34. Watashitachi desu yoCopy !req
35. Us!Copy !req
36. 線引きはないのCopy !req
37. Senbiki wa nai noCopy !req
38. No lines are drawnCopy !req
39. いやっほ～ 楽しい宴Copy !req
40. Iyahho tanoshii utageCopy !req
41. Yahoo! This carnival's fun!Copy !req
42. ぜったい終わらない 魔法かけてCopy !req
43. Zettai owaranai mahou kaketeCopy !req
44. We'll cast a never-ending spellCopy !req
45. ドキドキの前夜祭Copy !req
46. Dokidoki no zenyasaiCopy !req
47. Yesternight's pre-party was excitingCopy !req
48. 遊んで遊んでばかりがいいなCopy !req
49. Asonde asonde bakari ga ii naCopy !req
50. It's nice to just play and playCopy !req
51. でしょ？Copy !req
52. Desho?Copy !req
53. Right?Copy !req
54. やっぱりやっぱりそうでしょ？Copy !req
55. Yappari yappari sou deshoCopy !req
56. It really, really is true, right?Copy !req
57. お祭りよいしょで仲良しCopy !req
58. Omatsuri yoisho de nakayoshiCopy !req
59. Show up at the party and get friendlyCopy !req
60. （な・か・よ・し）Copy !req
61. 君へのよいしょは自然体Copy !req
62. Kimi e no yoisho wa shizentaiCopy !req
63. It's natural to get your affectionCopy !req
64. （あふぇくしょん）Copy !req
65. お出かけの順序はCopy !req
66. Odekake no junjo waCopy !req
67. The procedure for going out isCopy !req
68. スイッチ入ってハイになって完了だ！Copy !req
69. Suicchi haitte hai ni natte kanryou daCopy !req
70. Switch yourself on and get high... all done!Copy !req
71. 甘いデリカシーでCopy !req
72. Amai derikashii deCopy !req
73. These sweet delicacies are making me fallCopy !req
74. ほんのりさっぱりあっさりぴったり恋しちゃうCopy !req
75. Honnori sappari assari pittari koi shichauCopy !req
76. Slightly totally quickly and completely in loveCopy !req
77. キミと 一緒がいちばんCopy !req
78. Kimi to issho ga ichibanCopy !req
79. I like being with you bestCopy !req
80. 好きよってもっとぎゅっとねCopy !req
81. Suki yotte motto gyutto neCopy !req
82. So come over, let's get closerCopy !req
83. キミを 新しい場所へと 引っぱってっちゃうCopy !req
84. Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchauCopy !req
85. I'll take you to a new placeCopy !req
86. る・らんら！ して？Copy !req
87. Ruranra shiteCopy !req
88. Won't you do the ruranra?Copy !req
89. ホント 一緒にいたいなCopy !req
90. Honto issho ni itai naCopy !req
91. I really want to be with youCopy !req
92. 邪魔されたくないんだもんCopy !req
93. Jama saretakunain da monCopy !req
94. I don't want us to be disturbedCopy !req
95. キミに 秘密の場所では 張りきっちゃうよCopy !req
96. Kimi ni himitsu no basho de wa harikicchau yoCopy !req
97. I'll show you my enthusiasm in a secret placeCopy !req
98. る・らんら? る・らんら! だよCopy !req
99. Ruranra ruranra da yoCopy !req
100. Ruranra? It's ruranra!Copy !req
101. The Holy Grail Grand Prix!Copy !req
102. In Fuyuki!Copy !req
103. It's finally here!Copy !req
104. The 5th Holy Grail War!Copy !req
105. We'll be bringing you this sonic-speed ground battle live from the Fuyuki City suburban special course.Copy !req
106. The explanations will be done by...Copy !req
107. me, Kotomine Kirei. Hello.Copy !req
108. The commentary will be done by me, the Tiger of Fuyuki, Fujimura Taiga.Copy !req
109. Rawr.Copy !req
110. The competitors are waiting to start, so let's see how they're doing.Copy !req
111. Seriously, a race?Copy !req
112. Just what do they think a proud battle between knights is supposed to be?Copy !req
113. It's not so bad, Saber.Copy !req
114. Shouldn't we be glad that we don't need to kill each other?Copy !req
115. I suppose you're right...Copy !req
116. So what car should we use?Copy !req
117. Your machines will be fairly decided by drawing lots!Copy !req
118. This again?Copy !req
119. We'll now introduce the competitors.Copy !req
120. The Rin and Archer team picked...Copy !req
121. Unit Get-Money!Copy !req
122. We'll do our best, fair and square!Copy !req
123. Please give us your support!Copy !req
124. We'll use any underhanded tricks we need to win.Copy !req
125. So do what we normally do, basically.Copy !req
126. And the Soichiro and Caster team picked...Copy !req
127. Unit Honeymoon!Copy !req
128. Ooh, oh no!Copy !req
129. It's like we're newlyweds!Copy !req
130. We have Lancer next.Copy !req
131. His machine is the Gae-BolCar.Copy !req
132. I'm gonna come first for s-Copy !req
133. Moving on!Copy !req
134. The Shinji and Rider team picked...Copy !req
135. a granny bike!Copy !req
136. Why did we have to get a bike?Copy !req
137. Don't worry.Copy !req
138. My Riding skill is ranked A+.Copy !req
139. Let's go, Unit Pegasus!Copy !req
140. Don't give it a name!Copy !req
141. And the Shirou and Saber team picked...Copy !req
142. Wild animal?Copy !req
143. Unit Lion!Copy !req
144. A toy?Copy !req
145. Shirou.Copy !req
146. Gimme 100 yen.Copy !req
147. It needs money?Copy !req
148. And now, the Ilya and Berserker team!Copy !req
149. What's that?Copy !req
150. Oh, here.Copy !req
151. Berser-Car!Copy !req
152. Wait, I dare you to try that again!Copy !req
153. All right, all competitors are in position.Copy !req
154. Kotomine-san, I foresee a huge battle. What do you think?Copy !req
155. Both the Mage's Association and the
Holy Church are struggling financially.Copy !req
156. I can only hope that they will keep fatalities to a minimum.Copy !req
157. Okay, it's almost time!Copy !req
158. The 5th Holy Grail Grand Prix.Copy !req
159. Which Master and Servant will emerge victorious?Copy !req
160. The signal will change from red...Copy !req
161. to green!Copy !req
162. And the competitors are off!Copy !req
163. Who just took the lead with such incredible speed?Copy !req
164. It's Lancer's Gae-BolCar!Copy !req
165. Sorry.Copy !req
166. I'm settling this right here!Copy !req
167. Damn him!Copy !req
168. My Gae-BolCar is awesome.Copy !req
169. The speed is just incredible!Copy !req
170. Hey, Archer. Did you know?Copy !req
171. Dragsters...Copy !req
172. can't turn.Copy !req
173. Lancer died!Copy !req
174. You aren't human!Copy !req
175. What a huge accident this early in the race.Copy !req
176. Now we have to clean it up...Copy !req
177. And that was just the start of the race!Copy !req
178. At the lead we have...Copy !req
179. Unit Honeymoon and Unit Get-Money!Copy !req
180. Unit Lion is also close behind!Copy !req
181. That vehicle may be a classic car, but it seems rather powerful.Copy !req
182. I'll get them here!Copy !req
183. Huh?Copy !req
184. I've already reached the goal!Copy !req
185. I see.Copy !req
186. So they're the winners.Copy !req
187. That said, take care of the Grail business for me, Sasaki!Copy !req
188. Roger!Copy !req
189. What?Copy !req
190. Feels good to breathe the outside air after so long!Copy !req
191. Is that... Assassin?Copy !req
192. He's all loony from being cooped up in that temple for so long.Copy !req
193. Saber!Copy !req
194. No good.Copy !req
195. It won't go any faster without extra money!Copy !req
196. My purse is already empty!Copy !req
197. Shirou!Copy !req
198. What an idiot.Copy !req
199. Whoops!Copy !req
200. Did I hit something?Copy !req
201. How did Assassin manage to leave Ryuudou Temple?Copy !req
202. He loaded the entire temple gate in the truck?Copy !req
203. I would've been free if I'd just done this from the start!Copy !req
204. Right, bro?Copy !req
205. I know, right?Copy !req
206. Let's do this, bro!Copy !req
207. It didn't even say anything!Copy !req
208. Outta the way!Copy !req
209. Assassin's decorated truck, having
taken Caster's place, is now in the lead!Copy !req
210. An unbelievable turn of events!Copy !req
211. Isn't this why the Grail War is so thrilling, Kotomine-san?Copy !req
212. I do hope that they'll drive safely.Copy !req
213. Damn it!Copy !req
214. Why is that decorated truck so fast?Copy !req
215. Her talisman's working!Copy !req
216. So it's because of Caster's talisman.Copy !req
217. That woman really has her bases covered.Copy !req
218. Nothing's left of Assassin's original form.Copy !req
219. Onward to the goal!Copy !req
220. Hey. If we win...Copy !req
221. wanna live together?Copy !req
222. Yeah, right?Copy !req
223. Bro!Copy !req
224. That's way too sad, in more ways than one.Copy !req
225. Who did that?Copy !req
226. Where was that fired from?Copy !req
227. Do it, Berser-Car!Copy !req
228. Ilya!Copy !req
229. I was wondering why we haven't been seeing her.Copy !req
230. Did she really take a shortcut here?Copy !req
231. Since we're slow, all we need to do is crush everyone else!Copy !req
232. Panzer IV! Fire!Copy !req
233. This is fun!Copy !req
234. Don't you dare muck around in my city, in my race, meat doll!Copy !req
235. Goldy!Copy !req
236. Where do you think you're driving?Copy !req
237. I won't allow a single vehicle to drive ahead of me!Copy !req
238. Restrain them, Enkidu!Copy !req
239. Argh!Copy !req
240. Shoot him, Berser-Car!Copy !req
241. Hah, you blew yourself up!Copy !req
242. A fitting end for an ugly meat doll like you. How amusing!Copy !req
243. Why are you...?Copy !req
244. A foolish question.Copy !req
245. Good. Very good!Copy !req
246. This race isn't that bad of an event at all.Copy !req
247. However...Copy !req
248. Why wasn't I invited, Kotomine?Copy !req
249. Well, you don't follow the rules.Copy !req
250. So what?Copy !req
251. I am the rules.Copy !req
252. I must be the first out of all things in the universe!Copy !req
253. Archer, intercept him.Copy !req
254. Are you sure?Copy !req
255. We're finally at the top, so we can't let him ruin it all!Copy !req
256. Understood.Copy !req
257. You've had your own way too often, King of Heroes.Copy !req
258. I'll shoot you down!Copy !req
259. You underestimate my riding technique!Copy !req
260. What riding skill!Copy !req
261. What on Earth did you immerse yourself into in this age?Copy !req
262. Everything!Copy !req
263. What a surprise! Gilgamesh has entered the race!Copy !req
264. Is this good or bad?Copy !req
265. If he's an adult, it'd be nice if he could listen to what others say.Copy !req
266. But you're not even a competitor!Copy !req
267. This is our win!Copy !req
268. I'll get you on this curve!Copy !req
269. Victory is mine!Copy !req
270. No, I'll overtake you both.Copy !req
271. Isn't that a bicycle?Copy !req
272. What incredible cadence!Copy !req
273. Damn that granny bike!Copy !req
274. My Riding skill is ranked A+.Copy !req
275. I can ride even granny bikes to speed!Copy !req
276. N-Not bad at all.Copy !req
277. Y-You deserve praise, Rider.Copy !req
278. You really are the best!Copy !req
279. Looks like I went too fast.Copy !req
280. Shinji... phone home.Copy !req
281. What... was that?Copy !req
282. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
283. It was just a racecourse fairy.Copy !req
284. Now, the race is in its final stages.Copy !req
285. I hope it can end without any more trouble.Copy !req
286. Who will be in the lead after this final corner?Copy !req
287. Here they come!Copy !req
288. They're neck-and-neck!Copy !req
289. GilGil-Machine is slightly in the lead, with Unit Get-Money close behind!Copy !req
290. It's been fun, little girl.Copy !req
291. You did well, but you'll never be
anything more than a foolish little girl.Copy !req
292. What was that?Copy !req
293. Don't let him get to you, Rin!Copy !req
294. What the hell? You barged in at the middle...!Copy !req
295. Whatever, look in front of you, Rin!Copy !req
296. Th-That melody must be...Copy !req
297. It's Unit Lion!Copy !req
298. What?Copy !req
299. Unit Lion.Copy !req
300. If you really are a lion as well...Copy !req
301. then overtake them with everything you've got!Copy !req
302. Saber!Copy !req
303. Why? What's going on?Copy !req
304. I had to cancel my term deposit.Copy !req
305. Saber, we'll only be having tea on rice every meal from now on!Copy !req
306. That's way too ridiculous, you goddamn brutes!Copy !req
307. And the goal is right ahead!Copy !req
308. Any one of them could win this!Copy !req
309. Unit Lion's fast!Copy !req
310. It's closing the gap bit by bit with furious momentum!Copy !req
311. They're lining up, they're lining up!
The three of them are neck-and-neck!Copy !req
312. Bastard piece of scrap metal!Copy !req
313. Go, Rin!Copy !req
314. Damn it!Copy !req
315. Bastard!Copy !req
316. Come on!Copy !req
317. Trace on!Copy !req
318. What a turnaround!Copy !req
319. What a battle!Copy !req
320. The winner is Unit Lion, team Shirou and Saber!Copy !req
321. Good thing it ended without an accident.Copy !req
322. Shirou.Copy !req
323. That's...Copy !req
324. the Holy Grail!Copy !req
325. The Holy Grail has finally appeared.Copy !req
326. The dreams of you both can now be granted.Copy !req
327. Please give us...Copy !req
328. our money back.Copy !req
329. Grail-kun!Copy !req
330. Grail-kun!Copy !req
331. What's wrong, Shinji-kun?Copy !req
332. Gil won't listen to me!Copy !req
333. And I'm supposed to be his Master!Copy !req
334. You're so hopeless, Shinji-kun.Copy !req
335. Friendmaker!Copy !req
336. Go show him who's boss.Copy !req
337. Kimagure na noraneko no you niCopy !req
338. Kimagure na noraneko no you niCopy !req
339. 気まぐれな野良猫のようにCopy !req
340. 気まぐれな野良猫のようにCopy !req
341. Like a whimsical stray cat'sCopy !req
342. Like a whimsical stray cat'sCopy !req
343. Itazura na manazashiCopy !req
344. Itazura na manazashiCopy !req
345. 悪戯な眼差しCopy !req
346. 悪戯な眼差しCopy !req
347. Mischievous gazeCopy !req
348. Mischievous gazeCopy !req
349. Junjou dake ga torie noCopy !req
350. Junjou dake ga torie noCopy !req
351. 純情だけが取り柄のCopy !req
352. 純情だけが取り柄のCopy !req
353. His innocence being his only worthCopy !req
354. His innocence being his only worthCopy !req
355. Doko ni de mo iru DreamerCopy !req
356. Doko ni de mo iru DreamerCopy !req
357. 何処にでもいるドリーマーCopy !req
358. 何処にでもいるドリーマーCopy !req
359. The dreamer is everywhereCopy !req
360. The dreamer is everywhereCopy !req
361. Fushigi na meguriawase waCopy !req
362. Fushigi na meguriawase waCopy !req
363. 不思議な巡り合わせはCopy !req
364. 不思議な巡り合わせはCopy !req
365. The mysterious twist of fateCopy !req
366. The mysterious twist of fateCopy !req
367. Zetsumyou na Start LineCopy !req
368. Zetsumyou na Start LineCopy !req
369. 絶妙なスタートラインCopy !req
370. 絶妙なスタートラインCopy !req
371. Is a miraculous starting lineCopy !req
372. Is a miraculous starting lineCopy !req
373. Hanashi wa ato de ii saCopy !req
374. Hanashi wa ato de ii saCopy !req
375. 話は後でいいさCopy !req
376. 話は後でいいさCopy !req
377. Save what you have to say for laterCopy !req
378. Save what you have to say for laterCopy !req
379. Tada jounetsu wo motte ikouCopy !req
380. Tada jounetsu wo motte ikouCopy !req
381. ただ情熱を持っていこうCopy !req
382. ただ情熱を持っていこうCopy !req
383. Just take your passion with youCopy !req
384. Just take your passion with youCopy !req
385. Mune wo kogashitsuzukete iruCopy !req
386. Mune wo kogashitsuzukete iruCopy !req
387. 胸を焦がし続けているCopy !req
388. 胸を焦がし続けているCopy !req
389. My heart continues to burnCopy !req
390. My heart continues to burnCopy !req
391. Sorezore no yume wo atsumeteCopy !req
392. Sorezore no yume wo atsumeteCopy !req
393. それぞれの夢を集めてCopy !req
394. それぞれの夢を集めてCopy !req
395. Collecting all sorts of dreamsCopy !req
396. Collecting all sorts of dreamsCopy !req
397. Kizuna to iu na no ooki na Engine wo mawasun daCopy !req
398. Kizuna to iu na no ooki na Engine wo mawasun daCopy !req
399. 絆という名の大きなエンジンを回すんだCopy !req
400. 絆という名の大きなエンジンを回すんだCopy !req
401. We'll turn the giant engine called "bond"Copy !req
402. We'll turn the giant engine called "bond"Copy !req
403. Ima sugu ni hashiridasouCopy !req
404. Ima sugu ni hashiridasouCopy !req
405. 今すぐに走り出そうCopy !req
406. 今すぐに走り出そうCopy !req
407. Let us start running right nowCopy !req
408. Let us start running right nowCopy !req
409. Michinaki michi wo susundeCopy !req
410. Michinaki michi wo susundeCopy !req
411. 道なき道を進んでCopy !req
412. 道なき道を進んでCopy !req
413. Down the trackless pathCopy !req
414. Down the trackless pathCopy !req
415. Tagai ni senaka azukerebaCopy !req
416. Tagai ni senaka azukerebaCopy !req
417. 互いに背中預ければCopy !req
418. 互いに背中預ければCopy !req
419. If we entrust our backs to each otherCopy !req
420. If we entrust our backs to each otherCopy !req
421. Kowai mono nante nai saCopy !req
422. Kowai mono nante nai saCopy !req
423. 怖いものなんて無いさCopy !req
424. 怖いものなんて無いさCopy !req
425. We have nothing to fearCopy !req
426. We have nothing to fearCopy !req
427. Dareka no ashi ga tomattaraCopy !req
428. Dareka no ashi ga tomattaraCopy !req
429. 誰かの足が止まったらCopy !req
430. 誰かの足が止まったらCopy !req
431. If the feet of one of us were to stopCopy !req
432. If the feet of one of us were to stopCopy !req
433. Dareka ga kata wo kasu darouCopy !req
434. Dareka ga kata wo kasu darouCopy !req
435. 誰かが肩を貸すだろうCopy !req
436. 誰かが肩を貸すだろうCopy !req
437. Surely another of us will lend a shoulderCopy !req
438. Surely another of us will lend a shoulderCopy !req
439. Soshiranu kao shite ite moCopy !req
440. Soshiranu kao shite ite moCopy !req
441. そ知らぬ顔していてもCopy !req
442. そ知らぬ顔していてもCopy !req
443. And even if ignorance is feignedCopy !req
444. And even if ignorance is feignedCopy !req
445. Kokoro wa hitotsu sa My FellowsCopy !req
446. Kokoro wa hitotsu sa My FellowsCopy !req
447. 心はひとつさ My FellowsCopy !req
448. 心はひとつさ My FellowsCopy !req
449. Our hearts are one, my fellowsCopy !req
450. Our hearts are one, my fellowsCopy !req
451. This is the real thing.Copy !req
452. Next episode preview!Copy !req
453. Thank you very much, thank you very much!Copy !req
454. The 3rd season of everyone's Taiga Dojo has finally returned!Copy !req
455. Appearing in each episode this season will be me, Fujimura Taiga, and...Copy !req
456. me, Student No. 1!Copy !req
457. The cheerful and fun anime, Carnival Phantasm.Copy !req
458. The clean, funny, and gentle anime, Carnival Phantasm.Copy !req
459. Next episode: Brainwash Detective Loli Reversion.Copy !req
460. Please support us!Copy !req
461. Thank you very much, thank you very much!Copy !req