1. A man in blue full-body tights was just caught in a
series of car crashes with a trailer on a highway. He died.Copy !req
2. As for the other casualties...Copy !req
3. That was quite a dreadful accident.Copy !req
4. Anyway, it's fun to watch TV.Copy !req
5. I love watching TV, too.Copy !req
6. Oh, K1 starts at 7 and I forgot to record it.Copy !req
7. You don't even have a recorder to begin with.Copy !req
8. It's starting!Copy !req
9. Buy me one.Copy !req
10. No.Copy !req
11. Kimi to issho ga ichiban suki yo tteCopy !req
12. 君と一緒が一番好きよってCopy !req
13. You say you like being with me bestCopy !req
14. Motto gyutto neCopy !req
15. もっとギュッとねCopy !req
16. So hold me tighterCopy !req
17. Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchauCopy !req
18. 君を新しい場所へと引っ張ってっちゃうCopy !req
19. I'll pull you over to a new placeCopy !req
20. Ruranra okurenaide neCopy !req
21. るらんら 遅れないでねCopy !req
22. So don't be late to the ruranraCopy !req
23. Dondake sugoi noCopy !req
24. どんだけすごいのCopy !req
25. How amazing is it?Copy !req
26. Dareka watashitachi desu yoCopy !req
27. 誰か 私たちですよCopy !req
28. Who is it? It's usCopy !req
29. Senbiki wa nai noCopy !req
30. 線引きはないのCopy !req
31. No lines are drawnCopy !req
32. Yahoo tanoshii utageCopy !req
33. ヤホー 楽しい宴Copy !req
34. Yahoo! This is a fun carnivalCopy !req
35. Zettai owaranai mahou kaketeCopy !req
36. 絶対終わらない魔法かけてCopy !req
37. We'll cast a never-ending spellCopy !req
38. Dokidoki wa zenyasaiCopy !req
39. ドキドキは前夜祭Copy !req
40. Heartbeats are for yesternight's pre-partyCopy !req
41. Asonde asonde bakari ga ii naCopy !req
42. 遊んで遊んでばかりがいいなCopy !req
43. It's great to do nothing but play and playCopy !req
44. Desho yappari yappari sou deshoCopy !req
45. でしょ やっぱりやっぱりそうでしょCopy !req
46. Right? It really, really is true, right?Copy !req
47. Omatsuri yo issho de nakayoshiCopy !req
48. お祭りよ 一緒で仲良しCopy !req
49. It's a party, so let's all get friendlyCopy !req
50. （仲良し）Copy !req
51. Kimi e no yoisho wa shizentaiCopy !req
52. 君へのよいしょは自然体Copy !req
53. Getting your affection is what's naturalCopy !req
54. （アフェクション）Copy !req
55. Odekake no junjo waCopy !req
56. お出掛けの順序はCopy !req
57. The procedure for going out isCopy !req
58. SWITCH haitte HIGH ni natte kanryou daCopy !req
59. スイッチ入ってハイになって完了だCopy !req
60. Switch yourself on and get high... all done!Copy !req
61. Amai derikashii deCopy !req
62. 甘いデリカシーでCopy !req
63. These sweet delicacies are making me fallCopy !req
64. Honnori sappari assari pittari koi shichauCopy !req
65. ほんのりさっぱりあっさりぴったり恋しちゃうCopy !req
66. Slightly totally quickly and completely in loveCopy !req
67. Kimi to issho ga ichiban suki yo tteCopy !req
68. 君と一緒が一番好きよってCopy !req
69. You say you like being with me bestCopy !req
70. Motto gyutto neCopy !req
71. もっとギュッとねCopy !req
72. So hold me tighterCopy !req
73. Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchauCopy !req
74. 君を新しい場所へと引っ張ってっちゃうCopy !req
75. I'll pull you over to a new placeCopy !req
76. Ruranra shiteCopy !req
77. るらんらしてCopy !req
78. So do the ruranraCopy !req
79. Hontou issho ni itai naCopy !req
80. 本当一緒に居たいなCopy !req
81. I really want to be with youCopy !req
82. Jama saretakunain da monCopy !req
83. 邪魔されたくないんだもんCopy !req
84. I don't want us to be disturbedCopy !req
85. Kimi ni himitsu no basho de wa harikicchau yoCopy !req
86. 君に秘密の場所では張り切っちゃうよCopy !req
87. I'll show you my enthusiasm in the secret placeCopy !req
88. Ruranra ruranra da yoCopy !req
89. るらんらるらんらだよCopy !req
90. It's ruranra, ruranra!Copy !req
91. I'm back.Copy !req
92. No one's home?Copy !req
93. Hello? This is the Emiya residence.Copy !req
94. Ahh, is this Tohsaka?Copy !req
95. Huh? Emiya-kun?Copy !req
96. Sorry, I'd like you to do me a favor.Copy !req
97. Why are you in such a panic?Copy !req
98. They suddenly put me on a shift at work.Copy !req
99. I'd like you to help me record something on TV.Copy !req
100. Record?Copy !req
101. It's the 7 o'clock show on Fuji TV.Copy !req
102. Let's see... 7 o'clock on Fuji TV...Copy !req
103. This K1-thingymabob show?Copy !req
104. Guys sure love stuff like this.Copy !req
105. Why do you care?Copy !req
106. I have to go, so I'm hanging up.Copy !req
107. You just need to power it on and press the record button.Copy !req
108. I'm sorry, but I'm counting on you.Copy !req
109. Yeah, yeah. No problem at all.Copy !req
110. Have fun at work!Copy !req
111. Now...Copy !req
112. Just power it on and press the record button.Copy !req
113. Just power it on and press the record button.Copy !req
114. Just power it on and press the record button.Copy !req
115. Just power it on and press...Copy !req
116. the record button.Copy !req
117. Power it on...Copy !req
118. This isn't a videotape recorder!Copy !req
119. No way...Copy !req
120. Is this the rumored MegaDisc?Copy !req
121. It's a Bluray recorder, Rin.Copy !req
122. Ow!Copy !req
123. Stop stepping on me to hide your embarrassment!Copy !req
124. You're bad with handling machines, right?Copy !req
125. I was thinking of helping you if you'd like...Copy !req
126. Mind your own business!Copy !req
127. I can record a show by myself just fine!Copy !req
128. Allow me to observe, then.Copy !req
129. Just calm down.Copy !req
130. As a member of the Tohsaka family, I must always be elegant.Copy !req
131. Right! I need to see if there's a disc inside or not first!Copy !req
132. It's possible that Shirou accidentally forgot to put one in!Copy !req
133. No way!Copy !req
134. There really is no disc! Shirou, you dummy!Copy !req
135. What should I do?Copy !req
136. Can I record over one of these lying around?Copy !req
137. But I shouldn't be looking at someone else's stuff without permission!Copy !req
138. I didn't know Emiya-kun liked S&M stuff!Copy !req
139. A-Archer.Copy !req
140. Since you're a guy, which titles do you think could be a camouflage?Copy !req
141. Camouflage? I don't get what you're talking about...Copy !req
142. But you're running out of time.Copy !req
143. You should hurry up.Copy !req
144. Geez!Copy !req
145. I don't care if it's a porn video or whatever anymore!Copy !req
146. Spidermaso! You're it!Copy !req
147. S-So how do I play the video?Copy !req
148. I-I have to choose between "hard disk" and "Bluray"? What's that?Copy !req
149. I pressed a strange button!Copy !req
150. I hope it won't blow up or something...Copy !req
151. Wh-Which is the rewind button?Copy !req
152. Is there enough space?Copy !req
153. No, I can't take this anymore!Copy !req
154. It's all Shirou's fault!Copy !req
155. It's because he didn't put a blank Bluray disc in!Copy !req
156. It's about time.Copy !req
157. Rin.Copy !req
158. There's one thing you got wrong.Copy !req
159. Bluray recorders don't need a disc to record something.Copy !req
160. The data gets recorded to the hard disk inside.Copy !req
161. You then burn the data onto a Bluray disc.Copy !req
162. Do you remember what Emiya Shirou said?Copy !req
163. You just have to press the record button...Copy !req
164. White Moon Princess Phantasmoon!Copy !req
165. I won't tolerate evil!Copy !req
166. Tohsaka, you got the wrong channel!Copy !req
167. Just as expected!Copy !req
168. Identity crisis.Copy !req
169. Explosion endings are just terrible!Copy !req
170. Ugh, another bad end?Copy !req
171. The choices are too difficult.Copy !req
172. It doesn't look like happy ends are easy to achieve.Copy !req
173. Just like real life.Copy !req
174. So is happiness far away?Copy !req
175. Far away, indeed.Copy !req
176. You can keep wallowing in the misfortune you were born into.Copy !req
177. Oh, what is love?Copy !req
178. We have a story about love today.Copy !req
179. Why...Copy !req
180. did this...Copy !req
181. have to happen?Copy !req
182. Okay!Copy !req
183. Aren't guys just really stupid?Copy !req
184. If they can't solve their problems by themselves,Copy !req
185. why don't we let the two useless
protagonists struggle together next time?Copy !req
186. I can't believe all my dates are clashing...Copy !req
187. It's your fault for being so unfaithful!Copy !req
188. But Shirou-kun, your dates are clashing too.Copy !req
189. I just want to make everyone happy!Copy !req
190. Don't give me that crap.Copy !req
191. I'm serious!Copy !req
192. But isn't your girl a king?Copy !req
193. Won't she kill you?Copy !req
194. Is that all you wanted to say?Copy !req
195. She might. But...!Copy !req
196. If death could solve this, I wouldn't mind dying.Copy !req
197. But I'm sure there's something worse than dying in store for me.Copy !req
198. I'll kill you!Copy !req
199. That's way too scary, man.Copy !req
200. Yeah. She's a True Ancestor, after all.Copy !req
201. That's why!Copy !req
202. We've got to come up with a timetable to avoid getting killed!Copy !req
203. It's done.Copy !req
204. Incredible.Copy !req
205. Start by getting up at 5... I mean, 4.Copy !req
206. So early!Copy !req
207. I'll start with my promise with Kohaku-san early morning.Copy !req
208. At the same time, I'll also begin fixing the
roof with Hisui early morning, as promised.Copy !req
209. What? Is that even possible?Copy !req
210. I'll make it possible.Copy !req
211. Otherwise I'll get killed.Copy !req
212. I'll disappear on Hisui saying I need to fetch a stepladder.Copy !req
213. As for Kohaku-san, I'll use an escape hole prepared in advance.Copy !req
214. I feel bad, but Kohaku-san will keep waiting for me
obliviously in front of the capsule after I've escaped.Copy !req
215. What a plan... You must be a genius!Copy !req
216. It gets even better.Copy !req
217. I'll take Arcueid to the movies and pretend to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
218. I'll use that time to meet up with Senpai at a curry buffet.Copy !req
219. What about the little sister you left behind at the amusement park?Copy !req
220. I'll show up two hours later only to get lost like the last time.Copy !req
221. Incredible! What flawless logic!Copy !req
222. I know, right?Copy !req
223. Everyone knows people get lost in amusement parks.Copy !req
224. I can totally see that.Copy !req
225. You've got to be a devil.Copy !req
226. You're pretty devilish yourself.Copy !req
227. Making this Sakura girl go home at noon...Copy !req
228. Way too innovative.Copy !req
229. Sakura will understand!Copy !req
230. I just want everyone to be happy!Copy !req
231. A restaurant happens to be hosting an all-you-can-eat buffet that day.Copy !req
232. I'll take Saber there.Copy !req
233. You can't make her stay at a restaurant for five hours.Copy !req
234. You're not some scriptwriter facing a deadline around the corner.Copy !req
235. Saber's constantly hungry.Copy !req
236. Not bad at all!Copy !req
237. Meanwhile, I'll go shopping with Tohsaka at the department store.Copy !req
238. Which is at the same area as the buffet!Copy !req
239. Ingenious!Copy !req
240. And we'll all have dinner together at night!Copy !req
241. Together?Copy !req
242. Women are demons, man!Copy !req
243. How naïve can you get?Copy !req
244. They're all really great girls!Copy !req
245. They'll understand!Copy !req
246. Y-Yeah...Copy !req
247. We're doing this with the best intentions at heart.Copy !req
248. That's right!Copy !req
249. Alright, we've got this!Copy !req
250. Yeah, we've got it!Copy !req
251. Hey. Isn't this kinda...Copy !req
252. impossible?Copy !req
253. We're screwed!Copy !req
254. Totally!Copy !req
255. Aren't they such jerks?Copy !req
256. I don't think it'll go well no matter what we do.Copy !req
257. What should we do, then?Copy !req
258. What can we do?Copy !req
259. Must we prepare for the worst?Copy !req
260. In that case...Copy !req
261. Your one vote can change their future!Copy !req
262. Cast your vote on the internet at this website.Copy !req
263. Women are so much trouble.Copy !req
264. That's what's cute about them, though.Copy !req
265. Ugh, I made the wrong choice.Copy !req
266. Just like my real life.Copy !req
267. Next section coming up.Copy !req
268. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
269. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
270. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
271. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
272. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
273. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
274. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
275. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
276. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
277. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
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280. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
281. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
282. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
283. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
284. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
285. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
286. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
287. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
288. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
289. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
290. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
291. Here I go!Copy !req
292. Magic Circuit Fullcount!Copy !req
293. Extreme High Jump!Copy !req
294. Marble Phantasm!Copy !req
295. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
296. White Moon PrincessCopy !req
297. This really can't be happening!Copy !req
298. The demon Akiha, an incarnation of envy and grumpiness,Copy !req
299. actually fed an abandoned dog in the rain!Copy !req
300. She's so scary! So gross!Copy !req
301. And the unexpected ally who appeared then...Copy !req
302. Ren, what's that Daikon radish for?Copy !req
303. Next, on White Princess Phantasmoon:Copy !req
304. Combustible Trash Day!Copy !req
305. I'll Marble Phantasm your heart next time, too!Copy !req
306. Okay, okay, okay!Copy !req
307. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance!Copy !req
308. Okay! I'm sure you're all familiar with the Afterschool Alleyway Alliance by now.Copy !req
309. Please don't forget to tell your friends, too!Copy !req
310. That's because we have no friends.Copy !req
311. You guys don't have friends either, right?Copy !req
312. Stop that! You shouldn't point at the audience!Copy !req
313. Seriously, right?Copy !req
314. You, too. You, too!Copy !req
315. Stop it!Copy !req
316. None of you look like you have any friends.Copy !req
317. Don't say things like that to the audience!Copy !req
318. Nobody having friends was within my calculations.Copy !req
319. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance.Copy !req
320. Let's move on!Copy !req
321. The health craze is still going strong...Copy !req
322. Having friends is a pain, anyway.Copy !req
323. That again?Copy !req
324. That was also within my calculations.Copy !req
325. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance.Copy !req
326. Anyway, you guys know about this?Copy !req
327. Marriages between people with large age gaps...Copy !req
328. Friends will betray you!Copy !req
329. What?Copy !req
330. That's not a problem, for it is within my calculations.Copy !req
331. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance.Copy !req
332. Man, they liked it!Copy !req
333. We're getting so much applause!Copy !req
334. I'm so glad we didn't give up!Copy !req
335. No, something's wrong.Copy !req
336. My calculations were incorrect.Copy !req
337. Wait...Copy !req
338. Quit dreaming! We're breaking up!Copy !req
339. What?Copy !req
340. Kimagure na noraneko no you niCopy !req
341. Kimagure na noraneko no you niCopy !req
342. 気紛れな野良猫のようにCopy !req
343. 気紛れな野良猫のようにCopy !req
344. Like a whimsical stray cat'sCopy !req
345. Like a whimsical stray cat'sCopy !req
346. Itazura na manazashiCopy !req
347. Itazura na manazashiCopy !req
348. いたずらな眼差しCopy !req
349. いたずらな眼差しCopy !req
350. Mischievous gazeCopy !req
351. Mischievous gazeCopy !req
352. Junjou dake ga torie noCopy !req
353. Junjou dake ga torie noCopy !req
354. 純情だけが取り柄のCopy !req
355. 純情だけが取り柄のCopy !req
356. His innocence being his only worthCopy !req
357. His innocence being his only worthCopy !req
358. Doko ni de mo iru DreamerCopy !req
359. Doko ni de mo iru DreamerCopy !req
360. どこにでもいるドリーマーCopy !req
361. どこにでもいるドリーマーCopy !req
362. The dreamer is everywhereCopy !req
363. The dreamer is everywhereCopy !req
364. Fushigi na meguriawase waCopy !req
365. Fushigi na meguriawase waCopy !req
366. 不思議な巡り合わせはCopy !req
367. 不思議な巡り合わせはCopy !req
368. The mysterious twist of fateCopy !req
369. The mysterious twist of fateCopy !req
370. Zetsumyou na Start LineCopy !req
371. Zetsumyou na Start LineCopy !req
372. 絶妙なスタートラインCopy !req
373. 絶妙なスタートラインCopy !req
374. Is a miraculous starting lineCopy !req
375. Is a miraculous starting lineCopy !req
376. Hanashi wa ato de ii saCopy !req
377. Hanashi wa ato de ii saCopy !req
378. 話は後でいいさCopy !req
379. 話は後でいいさCopy !req
380. Save what you have to say for laterCopy !req
381. Save what you have to say for laterCopy !req
382. Tada jounetsu wo motte ikouCopy !req
383. Tada jounetsu wo motte ikouCopy !req
384. ただ情熱を持って行こうCopy !req
385. ただ情熱を持って行こうCopy !req
386. Just take your passion with youCopy !req
387. Just take your passion with youCopy !req
388. Mune wo kogashitsuzukete iruCopy !req
389. Mune wo kogashitsuzukete iruCopy !req
390. 胸を焦がし続けているCopy !req
391. 胸を焦がし続けているCopy !req
392. My heart continues to burnCopy !req
393. My heart continues to burnCopy !req
394. Sorezore no yume wo atsumeteCopy !req
395. Sorezore no yume wo atsumeteCopy !req
396. それぞれの夢を集めてCopy !req
397. それぞれの夢を集めてCopy !req
398. Collecting all sorts of dreamsCopy !req
399. Collecting all sorts of dreamsCopy !req
400. Kizuna to iu na no ooki na Engine wo mawasun daCopy !req
401. Kizuna to iu na no ooki na Engine wo mawasun daCopy !req
402. 絆という名の大きなエンジンを回すんだCopy !req
403. 絆という名の大きなエンジンを回すんだCopy !req
404. We'll turn the giant engine called "bond"Copy !req
405. We'll turn the giant engine called "bond"Copy !req
406. Ima sugu ni hashiridasouCopy !req
407. Ima sugu ni hashiridasouCopy !req
408. 今すぐに走り出そうCopy !req
409. 今すぐに走り出そうCopy !req
410. Let us start running right nowCopy !req
411. Let us start running right nowCopy !req
412. Michinaki michi wo susundeCopy !req
413. Michinaki michi wo susundeCopy !req
414. 道なき道を進んでCopy !req
415. 道なき道を進んでCopy !req
416. Down the trackless pathCopy !req
417. Down the trackless pathCopy !req
418. Tagai ni senaka azukerebaCopy !req
419. Tagai ni senaka azukerebaCopy !req
420. 互いに背中預ければCopy !req
421. 互いに背中預ければCopy !req
422. If we entrust our backs to each otherCopy !req
423. If we entrust our backs to each otherCopy !req
424. Kowai mono nante nai saCopy !req
425. Kowai mono nante nai saCopy !req
426. 怖いものなんてないさCopy !req
427. 怖いものなんてないさCopy !req
428. We have nothing to fearCopy !req
429. We have nothing to fearCopy !req
430. Dareka no ashi ga tomattaraCopy !req
431. Dareka no ashi ga tomattaraCopy !req
432. 誰かの足が止まったらCopy !req
433. 誰かの足が止まったらCopy !req
434. If the feet of one of us were to stopCopy !req
435. If the feet of one of us were to stopCopy !req
436. Dareka ga kata wo kasu darouCopy !req
437. Dareka ga kata wo kasu darouCopy !req
438. 誰かが肩を貸すだろうCopy !req
439. 誰かが肩を貸すだろうCopy !req
440. Surely another of us will lend a shoulderCopy !req
441. Surely another of us will lend a shoulderCopy !req
442. Soshiranu kao shite ite moCopy !req
443. Soshiranu kao shite ite moCopy !req
444. 素知らぬ顔していてもCopy !req
445. 素知らぬ顔していてもCopy !req
446. And even if ignorance is feignedCopy !req
447. And even if ignorance is feignedCopy !req
448. Kokoro wa hitotsu So My FellowsCopy !req
449. Kokoro wa hitotsu So My FellowsCopy !req
450. 心は一つ So My FellowsCopy !req
451. 心は一つ So My FellowsCopy !req
452. Our hearts are one, so my fellowsCopy !req
453. Our hearts are one, so my fellowsCopy !req
454. Would you like to continue to the next episode preview?Copy !req
455. 1. YesCopy !req
456. 2. NoCopy !req
457. 1. YesCopy !req
458. This is the real thing.Copy !req
459. Real ThingCopy !req
460. Next EpisodeCopy !req
461. Next episode preview!Copy !req
462. Humans are multimedia.Copy !req
463. Once again, the Tiger Dojo...Copy !req
464. begins now!Copy !req
465. Yes, Instructor!Copy !req
466. We've received this many complaint letters from our old fans!Copy !req
467. Thank you for the letters.Copy !req
468. Now burn them all!Copy !req
469. W-Wait just one second!Copy !req
470. You won't grow as a person if you don't reflect on your actions!Copy !req
471. Don't look back. Don't reflect on your actions!Copy !req
472. Reflecting on your actions won't fill your belly!Copy !req
473. I won't have any desires until I win!Copy !req
474. W-Win what?Copy !req
475. W-Well, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
476. Much has happened, but thank you all for watching until the end!Copy !req
477. Season two, hup! Season two, hup!Copy !req
478. We hope to see you again!Copy !req
479. Bye-bye!Copy !req
480. See you again!Copy !req
481. We're doing more of this?Copy !req