Carnival Phantasm 1x4

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The main protagonists of Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime meet and discuss their problems namely how they can accomplish dating all the heroines of their respective games on the same day.

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1. A man in blue full-body tights was just caught in a series of car crashes with a trailer on a highway. He died.

2. Series of Car Crashes

3. Series of Car Crashes

4. Series of Car Crashes

5. 1 Man Dead

6. 1 Man Dead

7. 1 Man Dead

8. 1 Man Dead

9. As for the other casualties...

10. That was quite a dreadful accident.

11. Anyway, it's fun to watch TV.

12. I love watching TV, too.

13. Oh, K1 starts at 7 and I forgot to record it.

14. You don't even have a recorder to begin with.

15. It's starting!

16. Buy me one.

17. No.

18. Kimi to issho ga ichiban suki yo tte

19. 君と一緒が一番好きよって

20. You say you like being with me best

21. Motto gyutto ne

22. もっとギュッとね

23. So hold me tighter

24. Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchau

25. 君を新しい場所へと引っ張ってっちゃう

26. I'll pull you over to a new place

27. Ruranra okurenaide ne

28. るらんら遅れないでね

29. So don't be late to the ruranra

30. Dondake sugoi no

31. どんだけすごいの

32. How amazing is it?

33. Dareka watashitachi desu yo

34. 誰か私たちですよ

35. Who is it? It's us

36. Senbiki wa nai no

37. 線引きはないの

38. No lines are drawn

39. Yahoo tanoshii utage

40. ヤホー楽しい宴

41. Yahoo! This is a fun carnival

42. Zettai owaranai mahou kakete

43. 絶対終わらない魔法かけて

44. We'll cast a never-ending spell

45. Dokidoki wa zenyasai

46. ドキドキは前夜祭

47. Heartbeats are for yesternight's pre-party

48. Asonde asonde bakari ga ii na

49. 遊んで遊んでばかりがいいな

50. It's great to do nothing but play and play

51. Desho yappari yappari sou desho

52. でしょやっぱりやっぱりそうでしょ

53. Right? It really, really is true, right?

54. Omatsuri yo issho de nakayoshi

55. お祭りよ一緒で仲良し

56. It's a party, so let's all get friendly

57. （仲良し）

58. Kimi e no yoisho wa shizentai

59. 君へのよいしょは自然体

60. Getting your affection is what's natural

61. （アフェクション）

62. Odekake no junjo wa

63. お出掛けの順序は

64. The procedure for going out is

65. SWITCH haitte HIGH ni natte kanryou da

66. スイッチ入ってハイになって完了だ

67. Switch yourself on and get high... all done!

68. Amai derikashii de

69. 甘いデリカシーで

70. These sweet delicacies are making me fall

71. Honnori sappari assari pittari koi shichau

72. ほんのりさっぱりあっさりぴったり恋しちゃう

73. Slightly totally quickly and completely in love

74. Kimi to issho ga ichiban suki yo tte

75. 君と一緒が一番好きよって

76. You say you like being with me best

77. Motto gyutto ne

78. もっとギュッとね

79. So hold me tighter

80. Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchau

81. 君を新しい場所へと引っ張ってっちゃう

82. I'll pull you over to a new place

83. Ruranra shite

84. るらんらして

85. So do the ruranra

86. Hontou issho ni itai na

87. 本当一緒に居たいな

88. I really want to be with you

89. Jama saretakunain da mon

90. 邪魔されたくないんだもん

91. I don't want us to be disturbed

92. Kimi ni himitsu no basho de wa harikicchau yo

93. 君に秘密の場所では張り切っちゃうよ

94. I'll show you my enthusiasm in the secret place

95. Ruranra ruranra da yo

96. るらんらるらんらだよ

97. It's ruranra, ruranra!

98. It's

99. It's

100. It's

101. starting

102. starting

103. starting

104. !

105. !

106. !

107. I'm back.

108. No one's home?

109. Hello? This is the Emiya residence.

110. Ahh, is this Tohsaka?

111. Huh? Emiya-kun?

112. Sorry, I'd like you to do me a favor.

113. Why are you in such a panic?

114. They suddenly put me on a shift at work.

115. I'd like you to help me record something on TV.

116. Record?

117. Mag

118. Mag

119. ici

120. ici

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157. It's the 7 o'clock show on Fuji TV.

158. Let's see... 7 o'clock on Fuji TV...

159. A Human Shadow on the Face of the Moon?

160. Homura

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174. This K1-thingymabob show?

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369. Guys sure love stuff like this.

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670. Why do you care?

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856. I have to go, so I'm hanging up.

857. You just need to power it on and press the record button.

858. I'm sorry, but I'm counting on you.

859. Yeah, yeah. No problem at all.

860. Have fun at work!

861. Now...

862. Just power it on and press the record button.

863. Just power it on and press the record button.

864. Just power it on and press the record button.

865. Just power it on and press...

866. the record button.

867. Power it on...

868. This isn't a videotape recorder!

869. No way...

870. Is this the rumored MegaDisc?

871. It's a Bluray recorder, Rin.

872. Ow!

873. Stop stepping on me to hide your embarrassment!

874. You're bad with handling machines, right?

875. I was thinking of helping you if you'd like...

876. Mind your own business!

877. I can record a show by myself just fine!

878. Allow me to observe, then.

879. Just calm down.

880. As a member of the Tohsaka family, I must always be elegant.

881. Pon

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895. Right! I need to see if there's a disc inside or not first!

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912. It's possible that Shirou accidentally forgot to put one in!

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1033. No way!

1034. There really is no disc! Shirou, you dummy!

1035. What should I do?

1036. Can I record over one of these lying around?

1037. But I shouldn't be looking at someone else's stuff without permission!

1038. I didn't know Emiya-kun liked S&M stuff!

1039. A-Archer.

1040. Since you're a guy, which titles do you think could be a camouflage?

1041. Camouflage? I don't get what you're talking about...

1042. But you're running out of time.

1043. You should hurry up.

1044. Geez!

1045. I don't care if it's a porn video or whatever anymore!

1046. Spiderma

1047. Spiderma

1048. Spidermaso

1049. Spidermaso

1050. Spidermaso

1051. Spidermaso! You're it!

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1070. Spidermaso

1071. Spidermaso

1072. Spidermaso

1073. S-So how do I play the video?

1074. I-I have to choose between "hard disk" and "Bluray"? What's that?

1075. I pressed a strange button!

1076. I hope it won't blow up or something...

1077. Wh-Which is the rewind button?

1078. Is there enough space?

1079. No, I can't take this anymore!

1080. It's all Shirou's fault!

1081. It's because he didn't put a blank Bluray disc in!

1082. It's about time.

1083. Rin.

1084. There's one thing you got wrong.

1085. Bluray recorders don't need a disc to record something.

1086. The data gets recorded to the hard disk inside.

1087. You then burn the data onto a Bluray disc.

1088. Do you remember what Emiya Shirou said?

1089. You just have to press the record button...

1090. White Moon Princess Phantasmoon!

1091. I won't tolerate evil!

1092. Tohsaka, you got the wrong channel!

1093. Just as

1094. Expected

1095. Just as expected!

1096. Identity crisis.

1097. Taiga

1098. Taiga

1099. Iー

1100. Iー

1101. Iーdentity

1102. Iーdentity

1103. Iーdentity crisis!

1104. Iーdentity crisis!

1105. Ilya

1106. Ilya

1107. Explosion endings are just terrible!

1108. !

1109. !

1110. ! Sheesh id

1111. ! Sheesh id

1112. ! Sheesh idiot, expl

1113. ! Sheesh idiot, expl

1114. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endi

1115. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endi

1116. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endings are ju

1117. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endings are ju

1118. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endings are just terri

1119. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endings are just terri

1120. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endings are just terrible... !

1121. ! Sheesh idiot, explosion endings are just terrible... !

1122. Ugh, another bad end?

1123. The choices are too difficult.

1124. It doesn't look like happy ends are easy to achieve.

1125. Just like real life.

1126. So is happiness far away?

1127. Far away, indeed.

1128. You can keep wallowing in the misfortune you were born into.

1129. Oh, what is love?

1130. We have a story about love today.

1131. Why...

1132. did this...

1133. have to happen?

1134. Okay!

1135. Aren't guys just really stupid?

1136. If they can't solve their problems by themselves,

1137. why don't we let the two useless protagonists struggle together next time?

1138. Badump Date Super Plan

1139. Badump Date Super Plan

1140. Badump Date Super Plan

1141. Badump Date Super Plan

1142. Badump Date Super Plan

1143. Badump Date Super Plan

1144. Badump Date Super Plan

1145. Badump Date Super Plan

1146. Badump Date Super Plan

1147. Badump Date Super Plan

1148. Badump Date Super Plan

1149. Badump Date Super Plan

1150. Badump Date Super Plan

1151. Badump Date Super Plan

1152. Badump Date Super Plan

1153. Badump Date Super Plan

1154. Badump Date Super Plan

1155. Badump Date Super Plan

1156. Badump Date Super Plan

1157. Badump Date Super Plan

1158. Badump Date Super Plan

1159. Badump Date Super Plan

1160. Badump Date Super Plan

1161. Start Game

1162. Start Game

1163. Start Game

1164. Load

1165. Load

1166. Quit Game

1167. Quit Game

1168. Start Game

1169. Start Game

1170. Load

1171. Load

1172. Load

1173. CHECK

1174. CHECK

1175. CHECK

1176. CHECK

1177. CHECK

1178. CHECK

1179. Rin Tohsaka

1180. Rin Tohsaka

1181. Rin Tohsaka

1182. Saber

1183. Saber

1184. Saber

1185. Sakura Matou

1186. Sakura Matou

1187. Sakura Matou

1188. CHECK

1189. CHECK

1190. CHECK

1191. CHECK

1192. CHECK

1193. CHECK

1194. Arcueid

1195. Arcueid

1196. Arcueid

1197. Ciel

1198. Ciel

1199. Ciel

1200. Akiha Tohno

1201. Akiha Tohno

1202. Akiha Tohno

1203. Hisui

1204. Hisui

1205. Hisui

1206. Kohaku

1207. Kohaku

1208. Kohaku

1209. I can't believe all my dates are clashing...

1210. It's your fault for being so unfaithful!

1211. But Shirou-kun, your dates are clashing too.

1212. I just want to make everyone happy!

1213. Don't give me that crap.

1214. I'm serious!

1215. But isn't your girl a king?

1216. Won't she kill you?

1217. Is that all you wanted to say?

1218. She might. But...!

1219. If death could solve this, I wouldn't mind dying.

1220. But I'm sure there's something worse than dying in store for me.

1221. I'll kill you!

1222. That's way too scary, man.

1223. Yeah. She's a True Ancestor, after all.

1224. That's why!

1225. Bad

1226. B

1227. B

1228. B

1229. Badu

1230. Badu

1231. Bad

1232. Bad

1233. Bad

1234. Bad

1235. Badum

1236. Badum

1237. Badum

1238. Badum

1239. Badum

1240. Badump

1241. Badump D

1242. Badump D

1243. Badump

1244. Badump

1245. Badump

1246. Badump

1247. Badump Date

1248. Badump Da

1249. Badump Date

1250. Badump Date

1251. Badump Dat

1252. Badump Dat

1253. Badump Date

1254. Badump Date

1255. Badump Date Supe

1256. Badump Date Supe

1257. Badump Date Su

1258. Badump Date Su

1259. Badump Date Su

1260. Badump Date Su

1261. Badump Date Su

1262. Badump Date Su

1263. Badump Date Supe

1264. Badump Date Supe

1265. Badump Date Super

1266. Badump Date Super

1267. Badump Date Super

1268. Badump Date Super

1269. Badump Date Super

1270. Badump Date Super

1271. Badump Date Super

1272. Badump Date Super Pl

1273. Badump Date Super

1274. Badump Date Super P

1275. Badump Date Super Pla

1276. Badump Date Super Pl

1277. Badump Date Super P

1278. Badump Date Super Plan

1279. Badump Date Super Plan

1280. Badump Date Super Plan

1281. Badump Date Super Pla

1282. Badump Date Super Pla

1283. Badump Date Super Plan

1284. Badump Date Super Plan

1285. Badump Date Super Plan

1286. Badump Date Super Plan

1287. Badump Date Super Plan

1288. Badump Date Super Plan

1289. Badump Date Super Plan

1290. Badump Date Super Plan

1291. Badump Date Super Plan

1292. Badump Date Super Plan

1293. Badump Date Super Plan

1294. Badump Date Super Plan

1295. Badump Date Super Plan

1296. Badump Date Super Plan

1297. Badump Date Super Plan

1298. Badump Date Super Plan

1299. Badump Date Super Plan

1300. Badump Date Super Plan

1301. Badump Date Super Plan

1302. Badump Date Super Plan

1303. Badump Date Super Plan

1304. Badump Date Super Plan

1305. Badump Date Super Plan

1306. Badump Date Super Plan

1307. Badump Date Super Plan

1308. We've got to come up with a timetable to avoid getting killed!

1309. Badump Date Super Plan

1310. Badump Date Super Plan

1311. Badump Date Super Plan

1312. It's done.

1313. Incredible.

1314. Start by getting up at 5... I mean, 4.

1315. So early!

1316. Help Kohaku-san With Her

1317. Experiment

1318. Help Kohaku-san With Her

1319. Experiment

1320. I'll start with my promise with Kohaku-san early morning.

1321. Same Time

1322. Fix the Roof

1323. With Hisui

1324. Same Time

1325. Fix the Roof

1326. With Hisui

1327. At the same time, I'll also begin fixing the roof with Hisui early morning, as promised.

1328. What? Is that even possible?

1329. I'll make it possible.

1330. Otherwise I'll get killed.

1331. Leave Hisui

1332. Leave Hisui

1333. I'll disappear on Hisui saying I need to fetch a stepladder.

1334. As for Kohaku-san, I'll use an escape hole prepared in advance.

1335. Leave Kohaku-san

1336. Leave Kohaku-san

1337. 6:00 Onwards

1338. Gentle Kohaku-san

1339. Keeps Waiting

1340. 6:00 Onwards

1341. Gentle Kohaku-san

1342. Keeps Waiting

1343. I feel bad, but Kohaku-san will keep waiting for me obliviously in front of the capsule after I've escaped.

1344. What a plan... You must be a genius!

1345. It gets even better.

1346. Movie With Arcueid

1347. Movie With Arcueid

1348. I'll take Arcueid to the movies and pretend to go to the bathroom.

1349. Meet Up With Ciel-senpai

1350. Meet Up With Ciel-senpai

1351. I'll use that time to meet up with Senpai at a curry buffet.

1352. Amusement Park With

1353. Akiha

1354. Akiha

1355. Amusement Park With

1356. Akiha

1357. Akiha

1358. What about the little sister you left behind at the amusement park?

1359. I'll show up two hours later only to get lost like the last time.

1360. Get Lost

1361. Get Lost

1362. Get Lost

1363. Get Lost

1364. Incredible! What flawless logic!

1365. I know, right?

1366. Everyone knows people get lost in amusement parks.

1367. I can totally see that.

1368. You've got to be a devil.

1369. You're pretty devilish yourself.

1370. Make her

1371. go home

1372. Making this Sakura girl go home at noon...

1373. go home

1374. go home

1375. Make her

1376. go home

1377. Make her

1378. Make her

1379. Make her

1380. Make her

1381. Make her

1382. Make her

1383. Make her

1384. Make her

1385. Make her

1386. Way too innovative.

1387. Sakura Goes Home

1388. Sakura Goes Home

1389. Sakura will understand!

1390. I just want everyone to be happy!

1391. 11:00 Onwards

1392. Saber Keeps Enjoying

1393. Her Meal

1394. 11:00 Onwards

1395. Saber Keeps Enjoying

1396. Her Meal

1397. A restaurant happens to be hosting an all-you-can-eat buffet that day.

1398. I'll take Saber there.

1399. You can't make her stay at a restaurant for five hours.

1400. You're not some scriptwriter facing a deadline around the corner.

1401. Saber's constantly hungry.

1402. Not bad at all!

1403. Same Time

1404. Carry Tohsaka's Stuff

1405. Same Time

1406. Carry Tohsaka's Stuff

1407. Meanwhile, I'll go shopping with Tohsaka at the department store.

1408. Which is at the same area as the buffet!

1409. Ingenious!

1410. Everyone's Happy

1411. Everyone's Happy

1412. And we'll all have dinner together at night!

1413. Together?

1414. Women are demons, man!

1415. How naïve can you get?

1416. They're all really great girls!

1417. They'll understand!

1418. Y-Yeah...

1419. We're doing this with the best intentions at heart.

1420. That's right!

1421. Alright, we've got this!

1422. Yeah, we've got it!

1423. Saber

1424. Rin

1425. Sakura

1426. Arc

1427. Ciel

1428. Akiha

1429. Kohaku

1430. Breakfast

1431. Make her

1432. go home

1433. Prepare dinner

1434. together

1435. Training

1436. Breakfast

1437. Get Up

1438. Movie hasn't

1439. started yet

1440. but go anyway

1441. Give her cinema tickets

1442. Promise to help

1443. her experiment

1444. Say you're grabbing a stepladder

1445. Don't come back

1446. for a while

1447. To Kohaku-san

1448. Movie

1449. Curry

1450. Buffet

1451. Movie

1452. Movie

1453. Movie

1454. To Akiha

1455. Eat

1456. Full Buffet (In the Dept. Store)

1457. Movie

1458. Lunch

1459. Dept.

1460. Store

1461. Shopping

1462. Back n forth

1463. Light Meal

1464. Make

1465. her

1466. go

1467. home

1468. Curry Museum

1469. Amusement Park

1470. To Hisui-san

1471. Get lost

1472. every 2

1473. hours

1474. To Ciel-san

1475. 15 min.

1476. later

1477. Impossible!

1478. Around here

1479. To Kohaku-san

1480. To Hisui-san

1481. Go home

1482. and wait

1483. Prepare dinner

1484. Window

1485. shopping

1486. at the gem store

1487. Snacks

1488. Cake Buffet

1489. Dinner Buffet

1490. To the

1491. Amusement

1492. Park

1493. Go and save her!

1494. Go

1495. back

1496. Go home

1497. To Ciel-san

1498. To Akiha

1499. Prepare dinner

1500. The 3 of us

1501. have dinner

1502. To Akiha

1503. Go home

1504. Dinner

1505. Go to the

1506. park at night

1507. Goal

1508. The 3 of us

1509. have dinner

1510. Everyone's

1511. happy!

1512. Hey. Isn't this kinda...

1513. impossible?

1514. We're screwed!

1515. Totally!

1516. Aren't they such jerks?

1517. I don't think it'll go well no matter what we do.

1518. What should we do, then?

1519. What can we do?

1520. Must we prepare for the worst?

1521. In that case...

1522. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1523. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1524. 「In that case... 」

1525. 「In that case... 」

1526. 1、 Date Everyone

1527. 1、 Date Everyone

1528. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1529. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1530. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1531. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1532. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1533. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1534. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1535. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1536. Your one vote can change their future!

1537. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1538. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1539. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1540. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1541. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1542. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1543. 「Must we prepare

1544. 「Must we prepare

1545. Cast your vote on the internet at this website.

1546. 「Must w

1547. 「Must w

1548. 「In that c

1549. 「In that c

1550. 1、 Da

1551. 1、 Da

1552. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1553. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1554. 「Must we p

1555. 「Must we p

1556. 「In that cas

1557. 「In that cas

1558. 1、 Date Eve

1559. 1、 Date Eve

1560. 2、 Date th

1561. 2、 Date th

1562. 「Must we prepare for

1563. 「Must we prepare for

1564. 「In that case... 」

1565. 「In that case... 」

1566. 1、 Date Everyone

1567. 1、 Date Everyone

1568. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1569. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1570. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1571. 「Must we prepare for the worst!」

1572. 1、 Date Everyone

1573. 1、 Date Everyone

1574. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1575. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1576. 1、 Date Everyone

1577. 1、 Date Everyone

1578. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1579. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1580. 1、 Date Everyone

1581. 1、 Date Everyone

1582. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1583. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1584. 1、 Date Everyone

1585. 1、 Date Everyone

1586. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1587. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1588. 1、 Date Everyone

1589. 1、 Date Everyone

1590. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1591. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1592. 1、 Date Everyone

1593. 1、 Date Everyone

1594. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1595. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1596. 1、 Date Everyone

1597. 1、 Date Everyone

1598. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1599. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1600. 1、 Date Everyone

1601. 1、 Date Everyone

1602. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1603. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1604. 1、 Date Everyone

1605. 1、 Date Everyone

1606. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1607. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1608. 1、 Date Everyone

1609. 1、 Date Everyone

1610. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1611. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1612. 「In that case... 」

1613. 「In that case... 」

1614. 1、 Date Everyone

1615. 1、 Date Everyone

1616. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1617. 2、 Date the Main Heroine

1618. 「In that case... 」

1619. 「In that case... 」

1620. Closes on

1621. Closes on

1622. Closes on

1623. Closes on

1624. Closes on

1625. Closes on

1626. Closes on

1627. Closes on

1628. 15th Sep 2011

1629. 15th Sep 2011

1630. 15th Sep 2011

1631. 15th Sep 2011

1632. 15th Sep 2011

1633. 15th Sep 2011

1634. 15th Sep 2011

1635. 15th Sep 2011

1636. 15th Sep 2011

1637. 15th Sep 2011

1638. Women are so much trouble.

1639. That's what's cute about them, though.

1640. Ugh, I made the wrong choice.

1641. Just like my real life.

1642. Next section coming up.

1643. White Moon Princess

1644. White Moon Princess

1645. White Moon Princess

1646. White Moon Princess

1647. White Moon Princess

1648. White Moon Princess

1649. White Moon Princess

1650. White Moon Princess

1651. White Moon Princess

1652. White Moon Princess

1653. White Moon Princess

1654. White Moon Princess

1655. White Moon Princess

1656. White Moon Princess

1657. White Moon Princess

1658. White Moon Princess

1659. White Moon Princess

1660. White Moon Princess

1661. White Moon Princess

1662. White Moon Princess

1663. White Moon Princess

1664. White Moon Princess

1665. White Moon Princess

1666. Here I go!

1667. Magic Circuit Fullcount!

1668. Extreme High Jump!

1669. Marble Phantasm!

1670. Alien Fungus Freak

1671. Poison☆Yuri

1672. Alien Fungus Freak

1673. Poison☆Yuri

1674. White Moon Princess

1675. White Moon Princess

1676. I'm looking

1677. for my

1678. dog

1679. Black

1680. Cross

1681. breed

1682. By Nero

1683. I'm looking

1684. for my

1685. dog

1686. Black

1687. Cross

1688. breed

1689. By Nero

1690. This really can't be happening!

1691. The demon Akiha, an incarnation of envy and grumpiness,

1692. actually fed an abandoned dog in the rain!

1693. She's so scary! So gross!

1694. And the unexpected ally who appeared then...

1695. Ren, what's that Daikon radish for?

1696. Next, on White Princess Phantasmoon:

1697. Combustible Trash Day

1698. Combustible Trash Day

1699. Combustible Trash Day

1700. Combustible Trash Day

1701. Combustible Trash Day

1702. Combustible Trash Day

1703. Combustible Trash Day

1704. Combustible Trash Day

1705. Combustible Trash Day!

1706. I'll Marble Phantasm your heart next time, too!

1707. Okay, okay, okay!

1708. Misaki Super Arena

1709. Misaki Super Arena

1710. IN Alleyway Alliance

1711. IN Alleyway Alliance

1712. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance!

1713. Okay! I'm sure you're all familiar with the Afterschool Alleyway Alliance by now.

1714. Please don't forget to tell your friends, too!

1715. That's because we have no friends.

1716. You guys don't have friends either, right?

1717. Stop that! You shouldn't point at the audience!

1718. Seriously, right?

1719. You, too. You, too!

1720. Stop it!

1721. None of you look like you have any friends.

1722. Don't say things like that to the audience!

1723. Nobody having friends was within my calculations.

1724. Misaki Super Arena

1725. Misaki Super Arena

1726. IN Alleyway Alliance

1727. IN Alleyway Alliance

1728. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance.

1729. Let's move on!

1730. The health craze is still going strong...

1731. Having friends is a pain, anyway.

1732. That again?

1733. That was also within my calculations.

1734. Misaki Super Arena

1735. Misaki Super Arena

1736. IN Alleyway Alliance

1737. IN Alleyway Alliance

1738. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance.

1739. Anyway, you guys know about this?

1740. Marriages between people with large age gaps...

1741. Friends will betray you!

1742. What?

1743. That's not a problem, for it is within my calculations.

1744. Misaki Super Arena

1745. Misaki Super Arena

1746. IN Alleyway Alliance

1747. IN Alleyway Alliance

1748. Afterschool! Alleyway Alliance.

1749. Man, they liked it!

1750. We're getting so much applause!

1751. I'm so glad we didn't give up!

1752. No, something's wrong.

1753. My calculations were incorrect.

1754. Wait...

1755. Quit dreaming! We're breaking up!

1756. What?

1757. End

1758. End

1759. End

1760. End

1761. Kimagure na noraneko no you ni

1762. Kimagure na noraneko no you ni

1763. 気紛れな野良猫のように

1764. 気紛れな野良猫のように

1765. Like a whimsical stray cat's

1766. Like a whimsical stray cat's

1767. Itazura na manazashi

1768. Itazura na manazashi

1769. いたずらな眼差し

1770. いたずらな眼差し

1771. Mischievous gaze

1772. Mischievous gaze

1773. Junjou dake ga torie no

1774. Junjou dake ga torie no

1775. 純情だけが取り柄の

1776. 純情だけが取り柄の

1777. His innocence being his only worth

1778. His innocence being his only worth

1779. Doko ni de mo iru Dreamer

1780. Doko ni de mo iru Dreamer

1781. どこにでもいるドリーマー

1782. どこにでもいるドリーマー

1783. The dreamer is everywhere

1784. The dreamer is everywhere

1785. Fushigi na meguriawase wa

1786. Fushigi na meguriawase wa

1787. 不思議な巡り合わせは

1788. 不思議な巡り合わせは

1789. The mysterious twist of fate

1790. The mysterious twist of fate

1791. Zetsumyou na Start Line

1792. Zetsumyou na Start Line

1793. 絶妙なスタートライン

1794. 絶妙なスタートライン

1795. Is a miraculous starting line

1796. Is a miraculous starting line

1797. Hanashi wa ato de ii sa

1798. Hanashi wa ato de ii sa

1799. 話は後でいいさ

1800. 話は後でいいさ

1801. Save what you have to say for later

1802. Save what you have to say for later

1803. Tada jounetsu wo motte ikou

1804. Tada jounetsu wo motte ikou

1805. ただ情熱を持って行こう

1806. ただ情熱を持って行こう

1807. Just take your passion with you

1808. Just take your passion with you

1809. Mune wo kogashitsuzukete iru

1810. Mune wo kogashitsuzukete iru

1811. 胸を焦がし続けている

1812. 胸を焦がし続けている

1813. My heart continues to burn

1814. My heart continues to burn

1815. Sorezore no yume wo atsumete

1816. Sorezore no yume wo atsumete

1817. それぞれの夢を集めて

1818. それぞれの夢を集めて

1819. Collecting all sorts of dreams

1820. Collecting all sorts of dreams

1821. Kizuna to iu na no ooki na Engine wo mawasun da

1822. Kizuna to iu na no ooki na Engine wo mawasun da

1823. 絆という名の大きなエンジンを回すんだ

1824. 絆という名の大きなエンジンを回すんだ

1825. We'll turn the giant engine called "bond"

1826. We'll turn the giant engine called "bond"

1827. Ima sugu ni hashiridasou

1828. Ima sugu ni hashiridasou

1829. 今すぐに走り出そう

1830. 今すぐに走り出そう

1831. Let us start running right now

1832. Let us start running right now

1833. Michinaki michi wo susunde

1834. Michinaki michi wo susunde

1835. 道なき道を進んで

1836. 道なき道を進んで

1837. Down the trackless path

1838. Down the trackless path

1839. Tagai ni senaka azukereba

1840. Tagai ni senaka azukereba

1841. 互いに背中預ければ

1842. 互いに背中預ければ

1843. If we entrust our backs to each other

1844. If we entrust our backs to each other

1845. Kowai mono nante nai sa

1846. Kowai mono nante nai sa

1847. 怖いものなんてないさ

1848. 怖いものなんてないさ

1849. We have nothing to fear

1850. We have nothing to fear

1851. Dareka no ashi ga tomattara

1852. Dareka no ashi ga tomattara

1853. 誰かの足が止まったら

1854. 誰かの足が止まったら

1855. If the feet of one of us were to stop

1856. If the feet of one of us were to stop

1857. Dareka ga kata wo kasu darou

1858. Dareka ga kata wo kasu darou

1859. 誰かが肩を貸すだろう

1860. 誰かが肩を貸すだろう

1861. Surely another of us will lend a shoulder

1862. Surely another of us will lend a shoulder

1863. Soshiranu kao shite ite mo

1864. Soshiranu kao shite ite mo

1865. 素知らぬ顔していても

1866. 素知らぬ顔していても

1867. And even if ignorance is feigned

1868. And even if ignorance is feigned

1869. Kokoro wa hitotsu So My Fellows

1870. Kokoro wa hitotsu So My Fellows

1871. 心は一つ So My Fellows

1872. 心は一つ So My Fellows

1873. Our hearts are one, so my fellows

1874. Our hearts are one, so my fellows

1875. Would you like to continue to the next episode preview?

1876. 1. Yes

1877. 2. No

1878. 1. Yes

1879. This is the real thing.

1880. Real Thing

1881. Next Episode

1882. Next episode preview!

1883. Humans are multimedia.

1884. Once again, the Tiger Dojo...

1885. begins now!

1886. Yes, Instructor!

1887. We've received this many complaint letters from our old fans!

1888. Thank you for the letters.

1889. Now burn them all!

1890. W-Wait just one second!

1891. You won't grow as a person if you don't reflect on your actions!

1892. Don't look back. Don't reflect on your actions!

1893. Reflecting on your actions won't fill your belly!

1894. I won't have any desires until I win!

1895. W-Win what?

1896. W-Well, ladies and gentlemen.

1897. Much has happened, but thank you all for watching until the end!

1898. Season two, hup! Season two, hup!

1899. We hope to see you again!

1900. Bye-bye!

1901. See you again!

1902. We're doing more of this?