Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix 1x6

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As the clock ticks down to Bullfrog's execution, Dolph and Marcus race against time and a crippling virus. Rayman makes a plan; Sarah makes an offer.

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1. Warning. Watching this program is mandatory.

2. Every offender will get a 500-credit fine.

3. Ladies and gentlemen,

4. welcome to this very special edition of The Eden Report.

5. Retribution Day!

6. - With your host, Rayman!

7. Thank you! Thank you!

8. You're amazing! You're amazing! And this day is amazing.

9. Because it's…

10. Retribution Day!

11. Yeah. Retribution Day. Yes.

12. In precisely 30 minutes,

13. you're gonna witness live the execution of the terrorist Bullfrog!

14. Yes, yes.

15. The ruthless assassin responsible for the Labor District massacre.

16. Partner in crime of Marcus Holloway and Dolph Laserhawk.

17. You fucking suck, asshole!

18. I know, I know.

19. So before we start the show,

20. please join me in one minute of silence in honor of the victims of terrorism.

21. Huh?

22. Warning. Virus detected. Warning. Virus detected.

23. Take first security precautions to avoid becoming the victim of an attack.

24. What is happening to me?

25. Trojan infection in progress. 25% and rising.

26. Locate the source of infection.

27. Source of infection…

28. Port B.24, left arm.

29. What?

30. No.

31. Time of infection…

32. No. 0846, today.

33. I'm very pleased to announce, dear citizens of Eden,

34. that this execution is just the first step.

35. You know that today is Retribution Day, right?

36. Well, here's a big surprise for you.

37. At this moment, the Niji 6 and our brave soldiers

38. are on their way to deliver the final blow to these monsters!

39. - Fisher!

40. Yes! Yes!

41. So stay with us, because we have the most amazing show tonight.

42. See you after the break.

43. I should've listened to my gut.

44. You're still the same brainwashed little brat.

45. You really got me good. You and your cyber slave.

46. No, no. Laserhawk has nothing to do with this.

47. I just needed him to infect your precious VR facility.

48. Unfortunately, his body won't survive the virus.

49. But on the bright side, this place will be in my control in no time.

50. Hmm?

51. Oh, Marcus.

52. It's cute, but unnecessary.

53. Marcus, the reason you're still breathing right now

54. is because I want it that way.

55. I've got an offer for you.

56. Go fuck yourself, Little Sarah.

57. Okay. You wanna play?

58. Let's play, then.

59. It seems you've forgotten something, you Eden scum.

60. You may be the best at lying and cheating, but I'm the best at what I do.

61. Say goodbye to your stupid-ass virus, asshole.

62. I am… I'm not sure about this.

63. It's the only way, man.

64. But the Board of Directors has always been fair to us.

65. I'm— I'm sure they can be reasonable.

66. We've been replaced. You hear me?

67. I don't know how, but they did it.

68. They sent the fucking Niji 6 because we represent a risk for 'em.

69. Do you understand me?

70. But… I want our old life back.

71. "Our life"?

72. You wanna look away and spread their lies with a dumb smile on your face?

73. No.

74. I can't look away anymore.

75. They're gonna slaughter another innocent hybrid live on my show,

76. with my face!

77. I won't allow that.

78. Maybe we can beg.

79. Come on! Let's beg for mercy. We're pretty good at that, right?

80. Those days are over.

81. Now it's time for Eden to meet…

82. Ramon.

83. Listen up, people!

84. Today is a glorious day for Eden.

85. We're taking back the VR from those goddamn rebels.

86. If they oppose any resistance, I want you to shoot them on sight.

87. "Resistance"? Really?

88. A-A five-year-old could take down these fucking zombies.

89. You said the same thing about taking care of Rayman,

90. and yet he's still on the run.

91. Shut the fuck up! You weren't there!

92. Yeah, I know. Because if I was there, he—

93. Guys, guys, wait. I got something on the radar.

94. Ooh.

95. Huh? What the fuck are you doing?

96. Aw, look at that little baby hawk falling out of the nest.

97. What a shame. It pains me to see you in this state.

98. Let me…

99. give you a hand.

100. Red!

101. The orders are to go straight to the VR facility.

102. The Directors said that Laserhawk is no longer a threat.

103. I mean, look at him! He can barely stand on his—

104. Oh boy.

105. Warning. Plasma capacity unstable. Warning.

106. Warning. Warning. Warning.

107. What— what are you waiting for?

108. Fire!

109. No! What?

110. He's mine!

111. Come and get some,

112. Laserfuck!

113. Hmm. You know what, Fisher? This is a tough one to crack.

114. Whoever created that virus is…

115. pretty good, I must say.

116. But… not good enough.

117. Hmm?

118. Open that door, Holloway.

119. Or what?

120. You're gonna huff and puff—

121. You still think this is a game, right?

122. Huh?

123. Where the fuck is she?

124. - Fisher, what are you doing? Well…

125. The difference between you and me, Marcus…

126. Fisher.

127. …is that I'm not playing.

128. No. No, no, no.

129. No!

130. No!

131. You fucking monster!

132. So this is what's gonna happen, Marcus.

133. You're gonna let the virus do its thing, and you're gonna open that door.

134. It's your choice.

135. You fucking asshole.

136. Oh. That's your friend T-Bone, right?

137. I didn't know he survived the Wasteland War.

138. Oh well.

139. Stop!

140. So…

141. About that offer.

142. This is awesome!

143. - Whoo!

144. Well, I hope it was as fun for you as it was for me.

145. But all good things must come to an end, eventually.

146. So, it's time we say goodbye, Captain.

147. - And— - [ad] See the world like a champion.

148. Oh. Hold on.

149. Right on time.

150. Yeah, what are you gonna do?

151. Okay. We are now mere seconds away from tonight's big event.

152. Are you guys ready?

153. So, Mr. Bullfrog.

154. You thought you could kill innocent people

155. and threaten Eden's way of life and get away with it?

156. Too bad.

157. Before we proceed with the execution,

158. I've got one last very important question for you.

159. And think about it very carefully,

160. because these are gonna be your last words!

161. - So here's my question.

162. And there's nothing for you to win, except maybe the redemption of your soul.

163. Mr. Bullfrog,

164. when you think about what you did, do you have any regrets?

165. I…

166. As a matter of fact, I do have regrets.

167. Ooh.

168. I have blood on my hands, yes. Of course.

169. I followed the path of the assassin,

170. but this path has a code.

171. A code of honor.

172. So that, I don't regret.

173. No.

174. I'm sorry for my comrades.

175. Jade,

176. Pey'j,

177. and even that stupid Cody Rhodes.

178. Hmm. I should have been there for them.

179. These are my regrets.

180. Capitaine Dolph Laserhawk, I hope you're still alive somewhere.

181. I…

182. I failed you.

183. Je…

184. Je suis désolé, mon ami.

185. I know, I know. I'm as angry as you are.

186. But don't worry.

187. He's now facing his fate

188. and will answer for what he has done.

189. Right after the break!

190. Fuck these commercials! Really?

191. Okay, okay.

192. You know what, Laserhawk?

193. Let's cut to the fucking chase.

194. Good night.

195. Whoa!

196. Fuck yeah! Damn, that felt good!

197. Warning. Warning. Warning. What the fuck?

198. Oh shit.

199. Oh, not again.

200. First, I'm gonna kick your red baboon ass.

201. Second, I'm gonna kick that double-crossing bitch's ass.

202. And then, and only then,

203. I will die!

204. Bring it on!

205. You motherfucker!

206. Holy Mother of God!

207. Fire!

208. Warning. Plasma capacity unstable.

209. Warning. Warning. Warning. Warning.

210. And we're back!

211. Ladies and gentlemen, this is it.

212. This is the moment you've all been waiting for.

213. In precisely one minute and 35 seconds,

214. Bullfrog, the ruthless terrorist, will receive 40,000 volts…

215. Perfect. We're on schedule.

216. Sigma's plan is falling into place.

217. Laserhawk is probably dead as we speak.

218. After tonight's execution, all the Ghosts will be terminated,

219. and the VR facility will be…

220. Excuse me. Director Alpha,

221. I think we have a problem on the Wasteland frontline.

222. Uh-huh?

223. - Sergeant. What is the—

224. Okay, slow down. Slow down. I can't hear you.

225. What?

226. Sergeant, are you telling me that one broken cyber terrorist

227. is taking down an entire army?

228. Because if that's the case,

229. you'll be the one sitting in the jail live on television next week.

230. - Do I make myself clear? Fix this.

231. Should we send backup? Backup?

232. What backup? We sent everyone there.

233. Huh?

234. Hey! You!

235. It's a restricted area. Hands where I can see them.

236. Hands? Sure.

237. Slowly. Slowly.

238. Aw. Where did you go?

239. Huh? What?

240. Aw. There you are.

241. That's a very naughty hand.

242. How about a big round of applause

243. for the Rayman Kid that's gonna pull that lever!

244. Delphine! So cute.

245. Is everybody ready for the countdown for justice?

246. Huh? What's the matter with you?

247. Nobody makes a fucking move.

248. Sit the fuck down.

249. Rayman?

250. Sit the fuck down!

251. Okay. Okay. We're sitting down.

252. You know, we understand what you—

253. I got no time for your bullshit.

254. The execution.

255. Call it off.

256. Now.

257. Rayman, you know that's impossible.

258. I don't think you understand the shit you're in.

259. This is your last chance.

260. Come on, everybody.

261. - Count with me! Cut it off.

262. Now.

263. Ten, nine…

264. Director speaking. Call the execution off. Right now.

265. You don't have much time.

266. I don't care! We will deal with that later!

267. Cut it off, goddamn it!

268. - Wait!

269. What?

270. Yeah. Uh-huh.

271. Okay. It— it seems that we have a small technical issue with the chair,

272. so for safety reasons, we have to, um…

273. Okay. Are you happy now?

274. You have what you wanted.

275. Am I happy?

276. Oh, no.

277. No, I'm not.

278. We really have to rearrange the whole place.

279. I'm thinking… light blue?

280. I'm glad that Sam never saw what you let yourself become.

281. Oh, yes. And what about what you've become?

282. "The Wasteland King." Really?

283. Is this shadow of a life all you had to offer them?

284. It's better than living in your world.

285. Oh, you're gonna be surprised, Marcus, but…

286. I agree with you.

287. I don't like this world either.

288. You know, Eden Tech has gone by many names over time.

289. You probably heard of the Templar Order?

290. But they've always been governed by the same council.

291. The council that's grown weak and complacent.

292. We need new blood.

293. That's why I'm talking to you right now.

294. You can't be serious.

295. I'm offering you what everybody lost, even you.

296. A vision. A path.

297. If you hate Eden so much, then help it change.

298. Who the hell are you?

299. I'm—

300. The biggest piece of shit I've ever met.

301. And God knows I've had my share.

302. Oh my God.

303. Seems like you're in a lot of pain, Laserhawk.

304. Yeah? Then you should see the other guys.

305. - What? Yeah.

306. About their army…

307. They won't be joining us after all.

308. Oh, Dolph.

309. Can I call you Dolph?

310. No.

311. Okay.

312. You are a tough son of a bitch, Captain Laserhawk, I give you that.

313. But in the end, it won't make any difference.

314. Shh-shh-shh. It's okay.

315. Just look on the bright side.

316. You finally got what you wanted.

317. - Hey, Warden. Hmm?

318. Beep.

319. Huh?

320. I'm very sorry for the little interruption.

321. It won't happen again.

322. So, Marcus.

323. Are you in?

324. Or are you out?