Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix 1x4

Directed by

Nigel Barber as Sam Fisher (voice) • Boris Hiestand as Alex Taylor (voice) • Mark Ebulue as Marcus Holloway (voice)

After a sudden change of scenery, the Warden opens up to Dolph about her history, her family and the dark reality that powers Eden's systems.

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1. Stay still. I'm almost done.

2. What— What are you doing?

3. Same as usual. Fixing the mess you made.

4. There you go.

5. Whoa. That feels weird.

6. Yeah, I took the opportunity to give you a weapons upgrade.

7. It's gonna pass. Don't worry.

8. Where— Where the hell are we?

9. Out of harm's way. For now.

10. Eden's gonna take advantage of last night's situation.

11. They're on their way to attack the New Wasteland.

12. So that's where we're going.

13. We've got to warn Marcus Holloway.

14. No. No, no, no, no, no. This is where we part, Warden.

15. You go do your little field trip to Marcus Holloway's New Wasteland.

16. I'm going back my way.

17. Hah. Really?

18. And which way is that?

19. Anywhere far from you is fine by me. I am done being your puppet.

20. So, thanks for the arm fixing,

21. and, oh, fuck you for everything else.

22. You fuck.

23. Eden's army is on its way as we speak to take back the New Wasteland.

24. You can't just walk away.

25. Oh yeah? Watch me.

26. Laserhawk.

27. Get your ass back in the car.

28. Well, let's see if this upgrade of yours was worth the trouble.

29. Laserhawk?

30. Laserhawk.

31. Are you okay?

32. - Laserhawk!

33. Hey, Warden.

34. I thought you were supposed to know this place inside out.

35. Just shut up, Laserhawk.

36. I don't understand. Should be working.

37. Can't say I've missed this place.

38. Feels different, though. I don't know what it is.

39. We were so close. It can't end like this.

40. Hey, Warden.

41. I've got an idea.

42. One, I put my head real close to that door.

43. Two, I say, "Fuck you, Warden."

44. Just to make you mad.

45. Three, you blow my head off.

46. Four, we're both free.

47. Don't tempt me, Laserhawk.

48. Come on, Warden.

49. Beep.

50. Damn.

51. Dolph Laserhawk making jokes. Oh my God.

52. I guess it's a sign it is the end.

53. Yeah. You're telling me.

54. I've just seen the Warden of the Supermaxx actually smiling.

55. Oh yeah? What of it?

56. Well, it feels wrong.

57. Warden.

58. Hmm?

59. Why do you care so much for the New Wasteland?

60. Assuming that such a place even exists.

61. The New Wasteland is real. Trust me.

62. You're not the only one who had to crawl your way up.

63. I was born in Wasteland.

64. It's my home.

65. And I will save my people.

66. So what are you?

67. A rebel? A terrorist?

68. My name is Sarah Fisher.

69. Fisher. I know that name.

70. Yeah.

71. Sam Fisher,

72. a legendary special ops,

73. was my father.

74. He was willing to do anything to get me out of Wasteland,

75. give me a better life.

76. Have a groovy day, citizens.

77. Sarah?

78. Sarah.

79. Stay close. Keep hold of my arm.

80. [TV] Tonight, on The Eden Report,

81. an exclusive look at how Eden's innovations in virtual reality

82. are making prisons even more humane!

83. Here in the Wasteland's region state-of-the-art VR facility,

84. inmates' bodies are efficiently maintained

85. while their minds are reformed into positive contributions to society.

86. Not only is it safer and more secure,

87. but with nutrients sourced from re-cloned plant cells

88. and VR servers powered by solar energy,

89. the cost of housing these inmates is practically zero!

90. Now that's an Eden-certified upgrade.

91. Don't worry. It's gonna be okay.

92. Passcode.

93. I got 99 problems—

94. But getting out of Wasteland ain't one.

95. Are you… Zero?

96. Yeah, but forget that lame-ass nickname.

97. Y'all can call me Marcus.

98. You knew Holloway?

99. I just met him that one time. He was very different then.

100. That's Wrench. He's… friendlier than he looks.

101. Hi, little girl.

102. Welcome to the secret lair of our highly illegal underground of Hackers Collective.

103. Maybe too friendly.

104. Are you sure this guy is cool? He looks like a narc.

105. Except a narc would know better than looking so much like a narc.

106. Well, we're about to find out exactly what he is.

107. Okay.

108. So, Samuel Leo Fisher. Nice to meet you.

109. So you a military?

110. US military, yes. Back when there was a country here.

111. - One we had a say in.

112. Yeah. That's a good one.

113. Hey. Don't laugh, dude.

114. According to these mission files, we got a 100% bona fide American hero here.

115. So, Holloway.

116. Can you do it?

117. It's not for me. I know the life I had is over.

118. It's for her. She deserves better.

119. What's your name, cutie-pie?

120. Sarah.

121. Okay, Little Sarah. This is for you.

122. And… done.

123. Your subversive status is erased.

124. You can cross the border, and no one'll look twice.

125. Thank you so much, Marcus.

126. Sarah, be a good kid. Say thank you to Mr. Holloway.

127. Fuck! Code Red. We just showed up on the cop-bot networks.

128. They're coming here now!

129. Narc.

130. T-Bone, don't!

131. "Every Rayman Kid takes a pledge."

132. "We are Rayman's eyes and ears."

133. "We report anything that doesn't seem right."

134. "And we always put Eden first."

135. Sarah… No.

136. "Even before Mom and Dad."

137. Go! Go!

138. Sarah! Why?

139. 'Cause we have to do the right thing.

140. - [cop 1] Stand back!

141. - [cop 2] Hurry! In position! - Aw, shit.

142. Get off!

143. - [cop 3] Get your hands up! Don't touch me!

144. Get your terrorist ass in there! Move!

145. Aw, shit. That damn kid.

146. - Hey! Hey, leave 'em alone! Sweet dreams, motherfucker.

147. Welcome to the VR facility.

148. What the hell is this nonsense?

149. When your customer is on board,

150. just follow the arrows until your destination.

151. This is fucking stupid.

152. And you gotta be on time.

153. Do you wanna play?

154. No. Go to hell, you floating-head bitch.

155. Okay. Okay. Whatever.

156. Deliver the passenger. The fuck?

157. Wrong way. Follow the arrows.

158. - Wait, wait. How do you reverse? What? Wrong way…

159. This game fucking sucks.

160. The fuck?

161. Turn right. Okay.

162. Oh, fuck.

163. No, no, no, no, no. Almost.

164. Come on, come on. Almost!

165. - No. Please. Time's up.

166. Oh no.

167. Goddamn it!

168. Oh boy.

169. Just follow the arrows!

170. - Success!

171. Fuck's sake.

172. Just follow the arrows! Just follow the arrows!

173. Deliver the passenger…

174. That was Eden's virtual prison?

175. They forced people to play a shitty video game forever.

176. Yes. The game that held their system in place.

177. Peaceful rehabilitation in the VR facility was a lie.

178. Inside every bot, every drone, every self-driving car,

179. Eden inserted the mind of a digital slave,

180. tortured and forced to play the game.

181. Thrown into prison and forced to do soul-destroying work.

182. Sounds familiar.

183. Yes.

184. Yes, I used my position. I used you to try to make a difference.

185. I had a change of heart, not a complete loss of faculties.

186. I know when to press a tactical advantage.

187. All right.

188. How can you be so sure of what happened to Holloway in there?

189. I've seen Eden's intel reports.

190. Everything in Wasteland is redacted.

191. I have sources of my own.

192. Oh, fuck.

193. What?

194. Oh.

195. I'm fine. What about you, Sarah?

196. Well, I really don't have the time, Dad.

197. Don't worry. I won't be long.

198. Um, did you get my gift?

199. Yeah. Yeah.

200. Got your gift.

201. It's very nice of you. Thank you.

202. Ah. My pleasure, really. I had a spare anyway.

203. Thought it might be useful at the camp. I hope it would give you an edge.

204. Don't worry about my edge. I'm the first in my class by far.

205. That's… great.

206. Yeah. And since I had the best grades,

207. I got picked for the cybernetic enhancement pilot program.

208. So, I will be faster, stronger—

209. Wait, wait. Cybernetic enhancement? Sarah!

210. Dad, you don't understand. This is a huge opportunity.

211. Sarah, you're gonna let those bastards chop you up

212. and turn you into a goddamn cyborg?

213. Thanks to these bastards, I'm out of the Wasteland.

214. And if Eden was so bad, you wouldn't be in probation, you would be in jail!

215. Oh, right, right.

216. So I should be grateful and say thank you?

217. Yes! You should be grateful they're giving me that chance,

218. despite being the daughter of a traitor!

219. Sarah, please, don't do this.

220. I'm fighting for what I believe in.

221. You did the same for a country that didn't deserve it.

222. Yeah.

223. Maybe America never did represent the values I believed in.

224. But they were worth fighting for.

225. And actually, they still are.

226. What do you mean?

227. A good man is rotting in hell because of me.

228. It's my responsibility to make things right.

229. Holloway?

230. Dad, where are you now?

231. Dad?

232. Goodbye, Sarah.

233. - I will always love you.

234. Hey, buddy. Aren't you missing a few parts there?

235. Funny.

236. I was just about to say the same to you.

237. Huh?

238. Follow… follow the arrow. Follow the arrow.

239. I gotta deliver the passenger. I can…

240. Follow the arrow. Follow the arrow.

241. Oh no, no.

242. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no! Please, no!

243. I'm following the arrow! No! Please!

244. No, no! N-No! No! No!

245. Where… What?

246. Holloway, are you okay?

247. Can you walk?

248. I… I don't know.

249. Well, better recover a lot faster than this.

250. Because I'm gonna need those legs.

251. Alarm. Alarm.

252. On your left.

253. Stop here.

254. - Hang on!

255. Thank you. For getting me out.

256. Well, you were there because of my daughter.

257. I had no choice.

258. I did my duty.

259. You guys still in touch?

260. Not anymore, I'm afraid.

261. She's military now. Totally brainwashed by Eden.

262. I think if we ever meet again, she'd put a bullet in my head.

263. Oh. Damn. That sucks.

264. You should take some rest, now you're a free man.

265. Yeah.

266. Free.

267. But tell me, Fisher.

268. What's the use of being free, knowing my friends are still locked up back there?

269. In that hell.

270. DedSec is my family.

271. It's the only thing I ever had.

272. I've got to get them out of there.

273. I have to go back.

274. Well, I've never left a man behind.

275. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

276. You're telling me your father helped Holloway?

277. Yes. They organized for months.

278. Holloway used his natural charisma to gather more and more people.

279. My father used his military skills to train and plan the attack.

280. And what started as the most dangerous jailbreak in Eden's history

281. eventually became—

282. The Wasteland Uprising.

283. Yes.

284. A revolution.

285. Holloway started to spread his message in Eden's home,

286. hacking the TV signal,

287. showing Eden's ugly truth.

288. Of course, the Board of Directors couldn't allow that.

289. …Eden's response to this evil terrorist threat will be firm

290. to protect the safety and sanctity of Eden's way of life.

291. As I was watching these dots blinking on the screen,

292. about to take out so many lives,

293. I was asking myself for the first time…

294. "Was my father right?"

295. I kept thinking about that last phone call we had.

296. I… I had so many questions. I… I wanted to talk to him.

297. But that never happened.

298. Because he died that day.

299. He died thinking I hated him.

300. Well…

301. Turns out you aren't a complete psycho after all.

302. What the hell?

303. - Laserhawk, your hand! Your face! - What?

304. My God.

305. This is not Supermaxx.

306. - This is— Yes. This is not Eden anymore.

307. Welcome to the VR facility.

308. It's been a while, Little Sarah.