1. - Flat screwdriver, please.
- Roger.Copy !req
2. Thanks. Wow, this is one nice tool.Copy !req
3. Just as I like my screwdrivers,
nice and flat, sits good in the glove.Copy !req
4. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
5. And the jumbo size crowbar, please.Copy !req
6. Wow, that is truly huge.
Over seven feet long.Copy !req
7. I guess few have seen
such a huge crowbar before, but, uh…Copy !req
8. that's the size we use here in space.Copy !req
9. It's a decent size, yes,
uh, but concentrate on grabbing it.Copy !req
10. - Don't talk so much.
- Oops.Copy !req
11. Dammit.Copy !req
12. Oh man, I didn't get that. Tool lost.
I repeat. We lost a tool. Goddamn it.Copy !req
13. Great job.Copy !req
14. Now it'll orbit for two and a half years
before entering Earth's atmosphere.Copy !req
15. Heads up down there. In a while.Copy !req
16. Sorry, fellas. That was my bad.Copy !req
17. Yeah, obviously.Copy !req
18. Hey!Copy !req
19. - Hey, Mamadou!
- Hi, Mamadou!Copy !req
20. Wow. Look at you guys.Copy !req
21. You got yourself similar necklaces.
Congrats.Copy !req
22. But what's the deal
with those fake fingers?Copy !req
23. Oh, they are real.
These are albino charms.Copy !req
24. Actually cost a fortune.Copy !req
25. What? You have actually bought
that horrible witchcraft crap?Copy !req
26. Yeah. Been weighing
the pros and cons for a while,Copy !req
27. but we finally decided to go for it.
They're for good luck.Copy !req
28. For good luck? You have a master's degree,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
29. You are a man of science! A scholar!Copy !req
30. So what?
There are more things in Heaven and EarthCopy !req
31. than are dreamt of
in your philosophy, Mamadou.Copy !req
32. But why would an albino finger
bring you luck? Huh?Copy !req
33. That is just gruesome and superstitious.Copy !req
34. Well, at least I dared to be
a little politically incorrectCopy !req
35. instead of just going with
what the majority seems to thinkCopy !req
36. at all times.Copy !req
37. Yeah. Live a little, Mamadou.
You're walking around with blinders.Copy !req
38. Uh-uh-uh, and what if
it actually works, Mamadou, eh?Copy !req
39. What if it gives me the luck
to maybe find my soulmateCopy !req
40. or get filthy rich
in some cool, random way?Copy !req
41. Do you want
to take that away from me? Really?Copy !req
42. Keep living in the Dark Ages, guys.
Ah, forget about progress and science.Copy !req
43. Great job.Copy !req
44. You should just embrace
that people believe in different things.Copy !req
45. It's called freedom of religion.Copy !req
46. Yes. And you know what Socrates said?Copy !req
47. The only true wisdom
is knowing you know nothing.Copy !req
48. Mm, that is actually true.Copy !req
49. Yes, exactly.Copy !req
50. So maybe we are right
and you are wrong, Mamadou. Who knows?Copy !req
51. Can't you just try it on, Mamadou?Copy !req
52. Just for one minute, and we'll see
if something lucky happens, huh?Copy !req
53. Yeah, just for fun. Here, have mine.Copy !req
54. - No.
- Come here, Mamadou.Copy !req
55. - This is just stupid.Copy !req
56. Come on. What's the worst thing
that could happen, eh?Copy !req
57. That you get equal luck
as you already have?Copy !req
58. Careful! I don't want
that dead finger touching me.Copy !req
59. Mamadou, come here. Let's see, here.Copy !req
60. Now, feeling lucky yet?Copy !req
61. - No.
- Hmm?Copy !req
62. I'm not feeling anything.Copy !req
63. - What the…Copy !req
64. - Ah!
- Oh my God, he's dead. Oh no, no, no.Copy !req
65. Oh. Oh my God.Copy !req
66. - Oh my God.
- Ahh.Copy !req
67. Oh!Copy !req
68. - Good morning.
- Hi!Copy !req
69. Captain? Oh, Captain!Copy !req
70. Hi, you're probably very busy,
but may I bother you for a second?Copy !req
71. Sure, ma'am. What can I do you for?Copy !req
72. Just a photo with the most handsome man
on board.Copy !req
73. - If that's not too much to ask.
- Okay, who is he? Can I find him for you?Copy !req
74. He's hilarious. It's you, silly!Copy !req
75. Me?Copy !req
76. What? Are you… Are you being serious now?Copy !req
77. - Yeah.Copy !req
78. Of course.Copy !req
79. Um… Uh, sorry. It's just, um…Copy !req
80. that I was always told
that I wasn't, uh, exactly, um…Copy !req
81. you know, so… something
to, uh, rest your eyes on.Copy !req
82. - But, you know, sure. Sure thing. Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
83. - Happy to.
- Um…Copy !req
84. Say cheese.Copy !req
85. Cheese!Copy !req
86. Yes. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
87. Yes, no, of course, Mr. Tyrant.
They are rare. They are in demand,Copy !req
88. and the price per finger is astronomical,
I see that,Copy !req
89. but isn't this still a bit—Copy !req
90. We will provide this service.Copy !req
91. We cannot let personal morality
clutter our judgment.Copy !req
92. Morality is just
a subjective feeling, Liza.Copy !req
93. You have to learn to suppress itCopy !req
94. if you want to succeed
in this line of business.Copy !req
95. Uh, noted, sir.Copy !req
96. Besides,
they will never even board the ship.Copy !req
97. We will only use the Caribbean Queen
to lure them out of hiding.Copy !req
98. Oh.Copy !req
99. And try to focus on all the luck
it will bring to people all over.Copy !req
100. I'm trying.Copy !req
101. We are aiding people in need,Copy !req
102. giving them a glimmer of hope
in a strife-torn world.Copy !req
103. Mm.Copy !req
104. This is us
giving back to society. Almost.Copy !req
105. Yeah. Maybe it is possible
to look at it like that.Copy !req
106. It sure is. Make it happen.Copy !req
107. - Yes, sir, I w…Copy !req
108. Hello? Hello, sir?Copy !req
109. Fuck.Copy !req
110. Consuela!
I want my breakfast. Chop-chop!Copy !req
111. It is on your plate, Mr. Fall the Younger.Copy !req
112. You have not made my breakfast
if you have not cut my toast!Copy !req
113. You know this. It's your job!Copy !req
114. It has been your job for 30 years!Copy !req
115. You are not my boss, with all due respect.Copy !req
116. No, not technically,
but you get paid by my father to do this.Copy !req
117. He is not here, and since I am his heir,Copy !req
118. I'm indirectly your superior,
and you're under my jurisdiction.Copy !req
119. Well, your dad is my employer,
and, uh, he's just out in the garden.Copy !req
120. Do not talk back to me, Consuela,Copy !req
121. because then I'll have to petition
to get your tubby ass firedCopy !req
122. if you don't fall in line,
and I don't wanna do that.Copy !req
123. Okay, Tanner. Finish your breakfast.Copy !req
124. Oh-ho! It's all fun and games
till you're fired, Consuela.Copy !req
125. Yeah! Fuck you, birds!Copy !req
126. Hey, girls.
How about a ménage à trois at nap time?Copy !req
127. Um… Come again, sir?Copy !req
128. I said, let's fornicate
when the babies are asleep.Copy !req
129. That's a hard pass. Sorry.Copy !req
130. - Oh, come on!
- Can you believe this guy?Copy !req
131. It's not like
you're two innocent virgins walking here.Copy !req
132. Everyone can see
that you've done it before.Copy !req
133. Hence the babies.Copy !req
134. How about screw you?Copy !req
135. You're obviously not strangers
to the old intercourse,Copy !req
136. so what's the problem
with letting me have a little go?Copy !req
137. I'm sorry, what's wrong with you, sir?Copy !req
138. Do you have a condition or something?
Should… Should we…Copy !req
139. - Should we call someone?
- Uh!Copy !req
140. - Nothing is wrong with me.Copy !req
141. I'm just a handsome devil
making a tempting proposition.Copy !req
142. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
143. Something is definitely wrong with you
because that's just gotta beCopy !req
144. the worst proposition
in the history of propositions.Copy !req
145. All right, your loss, ladies.Copy !req
146. But know this, I've been known
to turn the driest desertCopy !req
147. into the sloppiest quagmire.Copy !req
148. Peace out!Copy !req
149. - Hey! Hey!Copy !req
150. Ladies first.Copy !req
151. No, no, no, you go right ahead, Captain.Copy !req
152. I insist.Copy !req
153. Okay…Copy !req
154. Damn. Now, that's a tight ass.
Like a drumskin.Copy !req
155. Kudos to you. You have earned my respect.Copy !req
156. Oh, hi there, Ms. Barell! Check this out.Copy !req
157. Now everyone on the bridge
will remember the differenceCopy !req
158. between port and starboard side.Copy !req
159. Oh. Okay, that's great.Copy !req
160. Yes, there have been
some unfortunate incidentsCopy !req
161. when crew members've misremembered,
which has led to hazardous episodesCopy !req
162. and some injuries both to crew,
passengers, docks, and the ship.Copy !req
163. And I have been involved
in a number of them.Copy !req
164. I'm not gonna lie, so, you know,
I'm not perfect by any means.Copy !req
165. No, no, but that is smart anyway.
It will help everyone.Copy !req
166. - Do you want some assistance with that?
- Sure.Copy !req
167. - Great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
168. You know, captain, you strike me
as a person with a big heart.Copy !req
169. - You know, you like to help people.
- Yes, whenever I get the chance.Copy !req
170. So, you see, the crew was talking
about wanting to help the less fortunate.Copy !req
171. Is that something
you would be interested in too?Copy !req
172. - Of course.
- Great!Copy !req
173. - Yes.
- Great!Copy !req
174. Because we have some free capacity now,Copy !req
175. so maybe we could do a charitable cruise
for a group that never gets attention?Copy !req
176. Uh, definitely.Copy !req
177. Um… And… And who might that be?Copy !req
178. The albinos.Copy !req
179. The… albinos?Copy !req
180. Yeah. You know,
the extra-white-skinned people.Copy !req
181. Oh, them. Uh…Copy !req
182. Yes. Uh, wh… why?Copy !req
183. Excuse me? Why?Copy !req
184. Why not?Copy !req
185. I mean, why should we rank people
based on the color of their skin?Copy !req
186. That's racism in its purest form, Captain,Copy !req
187. and I hope that's not
what you are all about.Copy !req
188. No! No, no, no, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
189. I'm… I'm not racist at all.Copy !req
190. - No, that's a great idea. Yes.Copy !req
191. Great, and what we're going to do
is make to personal video invitationsCopy !req
192. and send it to selected albinos
all over the world.Copy !req
193. Great. Great. I love that.Copy !req
194. Yes. I… I am all in.Copy !req
195. Okay, calm down. Good morning, people.
All right, listen up, everyone.Copy !req
196. Gather round.
We have a big day ahead of us. Lots to do.Copy !req
197. But before I start the morning brief,Copy !req
198. I would like to use the opportunity
to tell a little story.Copy !req
199. Something special happened
to me last night.Copy !req
200. So I'm at this party.
Real classy, real upscale.Copy !req
201. But it's pretty wild,
and everyone there is naked.Copy !req
202. I'm the only guy. The rest are chicks,
and they are fucking beautiful.Copy !req
203. Amazing bodies, right? Tits to die for.Copy !req
204. Anyway, I start penetrating, right?Copy !req
205. - One girl after another, pumping away.Copy !req
206. Really jackhammering these chicks.Copy !req
207. And all of a sudden,
they all climax at the exact same time.Copy !req
208. It was insane.Copy !req
209. At least 15 chicks screamingCopy !req
210. and… and… and fountain orgasming all over.Copy !req
211. - Just floors, flooded with squirt—Copy !req
212. Okay, Captain. Great story.
That is amusing, but it is time to go.Copy !req
213. - We're running late.
- I'm… Okay, Greg, wow.Copy !req
214. All right.
I was in the middle of a story.Copy !req
215. Sorry, Captain.Copy !req
216. It's… It's just that we will be
behind schedule if we don't leave now.Copy !req
217. Well, then, Greg,
we're gonna be late, okay?Copy !req
218. No point of hearing half my dream, right?Copy !req
219. It's a dream? It's not even a real story?Copy !req
220. I wish.
No, it was totally a dream,Copy !req
221. but it was so real in my mind,
so vivid and sensual.Copy !req
222. - I thought it'd be negligent not to share.
- It wouldn't.Copy !req
223. Excuse me, Belinda, one second.Copy !req
224. - Oh! That ass. Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
- No…Copy !req
225. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
226. It's a runaway fire hose!Copy !req
227. Uh-oh, I need another hand
to control this thing.Copy !req
228. What the hell, Captain?Copy !req
229. It's only a joke.
A classy and tasteful sexual innuendo.Copy !req
230. That's just so unprofessional.Copy !req
231. Yeah. I know, right?Copy !req
232. Oh, we have fun.Copy !req
233. Okay. Enough horsing around here, people.
Come on, let's get back to work.Copy !req
234. Oh. You're doing so well, Captain.Copy !req
235. Could you do, like, one more take for us?Copy !req
236. Yeah, and maybe try one
with even more sincerity.Copy !req
237. Like, just say it like you mean it.
Not… Not too much, just a tad.Copy !req
238. You know? You're almost there.
It's just a minimal adjustment.Copy !req
239. Really too small to register.Copy !req
240. - Pff!
- Okay?Copy !req
241. What do you know
about film production, Nico?Copy !req
242. Uh, well, since you ask, I've done
quite a few radio commercials,Copy !req
243. and I had a part
in a TV series back in the day.Copy !req
244. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
245. Or I was an extra, but I got
quite a good amount of screen time,Copy !req
246. so, uh, please just let me do my thing.Copy !req
247. - The man know his things.
- Sure, Nico.Copy !req
248. Oh, Captain? Uh, one more take, please.
Just a tiny bit more sincere.Copy !req
249. Yeah, but more sincere,
but not noticeably, okay?Copy !req
250. Oh, yeah, sure thing.Copy !req
251. And action!Copy !req
252. Dear albino friend.Copy !req
253. I, Captain Johnathan Fall,
have distinct the honorCopy !req
254. of personally inviting you
to the cruise of your lifetime.Copy !req
255. The only thing I want from you in return
is that you keep this our secret.Copy !req
256. No one can know that we are treating you
to this fantastic luxury,Copy !req
257. as it will stir up
so much jealousy all around.Copy !req
258. - Oh.Copy !req
259. This sounds
like something for us, honey.Copy !req
260. - What is it?
- We are invited to a free cruise.Copy !req
261. Albinos only.Copy !req
262. Free cruise?
Isn't that like a classic scam?Copy !req
263. No, no, no, no, no.
That Captain Fall seems so sincere.Copy !req
264. And they have booked and paid for
plane tickets and everything.Copy !req
265. But it's not possible anyway.Copy !req
266. How are we supposed to enjoy ourselves
in the horrible scorching sun?Copy !req
267. He says the main deck is covered
in shade nets.Copy !req
268. There's complimentary sunblock and hats.Copy !req
269. They even have trained personnel
with extra expertise in sunburn wounds.Copy !req
270. He's thought of everything,
that Captain Fall.Copy !req
271. That's it. We're fucking going.Copy !req
272. It's about time
we move up in the disabled ranks.Copy !req
273. Yes, I agree, but let's just enjoy this
and not make it a big political issue.Copy !req
274. Why not? We've been overlooked
and marginalized for centuries.Copy !req
275. If you're blind or deaf or something,Copy !req
276. society carries you around
on a goddamn pedestal.Copy !req
277. But if you don't have any pigment,Copy !req
278. you are left to live your life
in the shadows like a fucking vampire.Copy !req
279. Honey, babe, we are going to see Africa.
Let's just enjoy that, okay?Copy !req
280. Yes, of course. It's our turn to shine,
so to hell with all of them.Copy !req
281. This cruise is going to be great!Copy !req
282. A real victory march.Copy !req
283. So, fellas, who wants to throw down
a few shots and get crazyCopy !req
284. as soon as the passengers
have left tonight, huh?Copy !req
285. I have the key to the spa area.Copy !req
286. Yes, sure. Yeah.
Sounds great.Copy !req
287. Cool. Yeah! You won't regret it.Copy !req
288. Ha! We're gonna have a blast.Copy !req
289. Oh, I'm sure we will.Copy !req
290. So we'll just see you in the spa area
when the ship is ready then?Copy !req
291. Yeah, no, cool. Definitely. Yeah.
Awesome, cool. See you there. For sure.Copy !req
292. Yes! Oh yeah!Copy !req
293. Uh…Copy !req
294. Huh.Copy !req
295. Mm.Copy !req
296. Yeah. Oh yeah. There we go. Huge bulge.Copy !req
297. Huge and impressive. Good to go.Copy !req
298. Hello? Anyone here?Copy !req
299. Oh.Copy !req
300. Uh, what kinda sick prank is this?
I command you all to get undressed ASAP.Copy !req
301. - It stops now, Captain Fall.
- What?Copy !req
302. It stops now.Copy !req
303. What the hell is this?Copy !req
304. - This is an intervention.
- For what?Copy !req
305. This is for your own good, sir.
You have a serious problem.Copy !req
306. You're an addict, Captain.
A sexual-harassment addict.Copy !req
307. - Or something horrible like that.
- What?Copy !req
308. We are gathered here today, all of us,
to help you become a better man.Copy !req
309. I am a great man.Copy !req
310. No, you're a man of a different time.Copy !req
311. Your behavior is something
that belongs to the past.Copy !req
312. Like, before late 2017.
Who wants to start?Copy !req
313. - Amanda?
- Thank you.Copy !req
314. Well, first of all,
you have hurt me with words, Captain.Copy !req
315. How, if I may ask?Copy !req
316. Well, I think you have talked
about how much you would likeCopy !req
317. to penetrate, lick, and rim me
on a daily basisCopy !req
318. for over two years now—Copy !req
319. Oh, that stuff?Copy !req
320. Well then, I am guilty as charged,
but you are a fuckable fox.Copy !req
321. There's no denying that.Copy !req
322. In my defense.Copy !req
323. And I don't like it when you sprinkle
your pubes in my hair, Captain.Copy !req
324. Are you serious?
That pube-wig shit is hilarious, right?Copy !req
325. Back me up here, guys!
We were all laughing.Copy !req
326. And the boob grabbing
is totally out of line.Copy !req
327. Wha… The old honk-honk?Copy !req
328. Yes, unacceptable.Copy !req
329. Well, there's no evidence.
It's just everyone's word against mine.Copy !req
330. So you all are on thin ice here
because I am too big to fail.Copy !req
331. Tanner. Uh…Copy !req
332. Please listen to us.Copy !req
333. I've convinced people there's good in you,
that you deserve a second chance.Copy !req
334. Please prove me right.Copy !req
335. Prove that you're the good, decent person
that I know is in there somewhere.Copy !req
336. Wow. Wow. Okay, I, um…Copy !req
337. I guess if that's how you feel,
then… then I failed you.Copy !req
338. I thought that I was
bringing everyone in on the fun.Copy !req
339. I… I didn't mean to hurt anyone,
and I didn't mean to offend anyone.Copy !req
340. - I was just trying to be a fun boss.Copy !req
341. That was why I would do fun honk-honksCopy !req
342. and, uh… and the nut taps.Copy !req
343. Greg, that's why I sprinkled the pubes.Copy !req
344. And I'm sorry if I've hurt anyone, so…Copy !req
345. Please, I just…
I need some time to reflect upon all this.Copy !req
346. Of course, Captain.Copy !req
347. And as a token of my appreciation,Copy !req
348. you guys can all use the spa
for as long as you'd like.Copy !req
349. Guys, one more thing.Copy !req
350. I hope this moment can mark
the start of my redemption.Copy !req
351. I, uh…Copy !req
352. I feared the worst,
but that went beyond all expectations.Copy !req
353. Yeah, I… I think we did it.
We fixed the captain!Copy !req
354. It's a miracle.Copy !req
355. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord.Copy !req
356. What the hell is that?Copy !req
357. - Goddamn it.Copy !req
358. Peekaboo, ladies!
Anyone wanna give it a tug?Copy !req
359. - Oh!Copy !req
360. - Oh, got you, motherfucker.Copy !req
361. Wait. Did you just take a photo?
All right. Okay.Copy !req
362. In what world is it okay
to take a photo of your boss's penis?Copy !req
363. Grow up!Copy !req
364. Uh, Captain Fall speaking.Copy !req
365. Brother!Copy !req
366. Tanner?Copy !req
367. Yeah. Yeah. It's me, your dear big bro.
Is it good to hear from me?Copy !req
368. Why are you calling
in the middle of the night? Did…Copy !req
369. Did Mom die?Copy !req
370. No. No. Actually,
it's way worse than that.Copy !req
371. It's much worse than that!Copy !req
372. What? Both of them?Copy !req
373. Has there been a horrible accident
with both Mom and Dad involved?Copy !req
374. - No. No. It's me.
- What?Copy !req
375. That fucking Me Too movement
really fucked me over, man.Copy !req
376. Oh.Copy !req
377. Oh. Okay, so they finally got to you?Copy !req
378. Their movement lurks
with their crosses and nailsCopy !req
379. just waiting for you
to make some innocent move,Copy !req
380. and… and I guess it was my turn.Copy !req
381. I guess it was my turn.
They have to take down all the big shots.Copy !req
382. So you are, uh… you're innocent?Copy !req
383. Yeah! Of course, Jonathan.
Of course! It all stems from envy.Copy !req
384. The Me Too movement envies you?
Is that what you're—Copy !req
385. - Everyone does.
- Okay.Copy !req
386. You don't know what it's like
to look like I do,Copy !req
387. to be so rich and successfulCopy !req
388. and have a medium-sized
but extremely beautiful and suckable cock.Copy !req
389. Oh God, Jonathan,
my cock is just too suckable!Copy !req
390. Wh… Okay, why are you calling me exactly?Copy !req
391. They fired me, Jonathan.Copy !req
392. I need a job, brother.Copy !req
393. Uh, okay.Copy !req
394. Uh, can't you just apply for one?
I'm sure you're in high demand.Copy !req
395. No. I'm like a leper in the business now.Copy !req
396. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
397. Since you're the captain,
it should be real easyCopy !req
398. for you to hook me up
at the Caribbean Queen. Hmm? Mm?Copy !req
399. Come on. Can you do that for me, brother?
Pull some strings.Copy !req
400. Uh… I don't know, Tanner.Copy !req
401. Hey, hey. Imagine the two of us
roaming the seas together.Copy !req
402. That would be great, right?Copy !req
403. You can still be the captain
for a little while,Copy !req
404. and then we make the switch
when the timing's right.Copy !req
405. - Sounds like a plan?
- Um, well…Copy !req
406. - Right?
- Look.Copy !req
407. I… I hate to say this, but I really
don't know if this is the right fit.Copy !req
408. It's… It's not really a… a Tanner vibe.Copy !req
409. Okay?Copy !req
410. - Tanner? Are you there?Copy !req
411. Hook me up, you weak fucker!Copy !req
412. Or you will regret it.
I swear to God, I will crush you.Copy !req
413. I will smash your stupid child face
with a sculpting hammer!Copy !req
414. I didn't mean that.Copy !req
415. I didn't mean that, Jonathan!Copy !req
416. He's not gonna do that.
He's not gonna do that.Copy !req
417. Mm.Copy !req
418. That would kill me.Copy !req
419. Oh! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
420. Oh, it burns.
Ooh, that's such a pungent taste.Copy !req
421. Hah, it's almost like gasoline. Oof!Copy !req
422. This is so exciting.Copy !req
423. I really like that it's so secretive.Copy !req
424. Traveling incognito just makes it feel
more exclusive, you know?Copy !req
425. Yes, my dear, I know.Copy !req
426. So good to finally be here.
I can practically hear the sea breeze.Copy !req
427. There. Pigmentia Cruise Line.Copy !req
428. Hey. That's us.Copy !req
429. Great. You are
the last passengers we are waiting for.Copy !req
430. Come with me.Copy !req
431. Will you look at this.
The windows on the bus are tinted.Copy !req
432. And have bars to protect us.Copy !req
433. They have really
thought of everything here.Copy !req
434. This is so great.Copy !req
435. I only wish the blind could see us now.Copy !req
436. Sh!Copy !req
437. Who's laughing now? You know.Copy !req
438. Let's put that aside this week, honey.
Let's just have a good time.Copy !req
439. Save your hatred for other groups
for when we get home.Copy !req
440. This feels like one
of my birthday parties when I was a kid.Copy !req
441. They have got some nerve not showing up,
those albinos.Copy !req
442. Well, maybe they decided
that our cruise wasn't for them after all.Copy !req
443. Scared of the scorching sun, perhaps.Copy !req
444. After they were all
so thankful of my invitation?Copy !req
445. That doesn't sound very plausible.Copy !req
446. People change their minds,
you know, Captain.Copy !req
447. - It's totally normal.
- All 50 of them?Copy !req
448. - Looks like it, eh?
- Unbelievable.Copy !req
449. I… I do not like to pigeonhole people,Copy !req
450. uh, but in this case,
I think it is only fair to sayCopy !req
451. that albinos can't be trusted
when it comes to cruise appointments.Copy !req
452. And I'd say it is a big enough
representative sampleCopy !req
453. that I am able to say that
without being called insensitiveCopy !req
454. or something like that.
It's just a… It's a fact.Copy !req
455. Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way, Captain.Copy !req
456. Okay, pack it up, people.Copy !req
457. Guess we're not spreading joy
to albinos, after all.Copy !req
458. Darn it! Sorry.Copy !req
459. Sorry to swear.Copy !req
460. Thank you.Copy !req
461. No. Thank you.Copy !req
462. Those fingers will spread luck
and wealth throughout the region.Copy !req
463. Christ.Copy !req
464. - For the greater good, right?
- Huh?Copy !req
465. I'm just saying,
a few sacrifices for the greater good.Copy !req
466. That's a pretty good win, isn't it?Copy !req
467. I mean, I guess
you can look at it like that.Copy !req
468. Absolutely. It's like going back in time
and shanking baby Hitler 80 timesCopy !req
469. to save millions of lives.Copy !req
470. - Mm. I don't know.
- It's just like that.Copy !req
471. Oh man.Copy !req
472. Exactly like that.Copy !req