1. Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race...Copy !req
2. You're gonna
show us where it's at...Copy !req
3. in girl groups.Copy !req
4. Makayla Couture.Copy !req
5. This is
where you shine.Copy !req
6. This is where
you come alive.Copy !req
7. Condragulations!Copy !req
8. The queen I've
decided to save is...Copy !req
9. Helena.Copy !req
10. Xana,
shantay, you stay.Copy !req
11. Jaylene, sashay away.Copy !req
12. I just sent
Jaylene home.Copy !req
13. I'm feeling heartbroken.Copy !req
14. The loss of someone
who is so important...Copy !req
15. to me, so important
to this community,Copy !req
16. and so important to
these other girls.Copy !req
17. Not the redaction!Copy !req
18. Oh my god.
"Fuck you," redacted.Copy !req
19. "Remember the power inside
of you, it is to be you.Copy !req
20. All my relations,Copy !req
21. the mother of Season 5,
Jaylene."Copy !req
22. We love you, Jaylene!
We love you, Jaylene!Copy !req
23. - Legend!Copy !req
24. - Oh, Lord.
- Let's sit down.Copy !req
25. Now that I've been
in the bottom twice,Copy !req
26. I'm holding up that mirror
and being like, girl,Copy !req
27. what the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
28. Let's big you up
just one more time, bitch.Copy !req
29. Thank you, baby.Copy !req
30. Because this
Black excellence,Copy !req
31. down banji round
the way, girl.Copy !req
32. - Congratulations, Makayla.
- Thank you.Copy !req
33. Stand up.
Yeah, give us a twirl.Copy !req
34. Be proud!
Give us a twerk.Copy !req
35. - Yes!
- Give us a twerk, honey.Copy !req
36. - Let it rain, honey!Copy !req
37. Werk, werk.Copy !req
38. Makayla, I want
to thank you forCopy !req
39. that opportunity to
be in the bottom.Copy !req
40. I know that sounds
really fucking weird,Copy !req
41. but I truly needed that
kick in the pants...Copy !req
42. and coming from you that's
really fierce, so I love it.Copy !req
43. - So thank you.
- Yes.Copy !req
44. We've got like
four queens hereCopy !req
45. that have officially
taken a win.Copy !req
46. One that's
taken two wins.Copy !req
47. Oh wait, that's me.Copy !req
48. Yeah, we know.
Bitch.Copy !req
49. And Uma is
definitely hungry.Copy !req
50. Am I hungry for the win?Copy !req
51. I'm always hungry.Copy !req
52. I know that I have
a win in me.Copy !req
53. I know that it's gonna
come because at some point.Copy !req
54. I'm gonna do better
than all of you.Copy !req
55. Did you expect it
to come in the lastCopy !req
56. half of the competition?Copy !req
57. Someone
said it earlier:Copy !req
58. You can Scarlet Bobo
your way to the top.Copy !req
59. Period, bitch.Copy !req
60. Exactly.Copy !req
61. We'll see
how you do, Uma.Copy !req
62. We do need to get
out of motherfucking drag.Copy !req
63. 'Cause this wig is tight,
Miss Mama.Copy !req
64. Ah!Copy !req
65. Ugh.Copy !req
66. We're past
the halfway point.Copy !req
67. I am here to...Copy !req
68. score my points, put the
puck in the basket,Copy !req
69. get my touchdown and
make the crowd go, "Woo!"Copy !req
70. Bye!
I had so much fun!Copy !req
71. Goodbye!
Auf wiedersehen!Copy !req
72. The winner of
Canada's Drag RaceCopy !req
73. receives the pleasure
of $100,000,Copy !req
74. thanks to Trojan.Copy !req
75. With Traci Melchor...Copy !req
76. Brad Goreski...Copy !req
77. And Brooke Lynn Hytes!Copy !req
78. With tonight's extra special
guest judge,Copy !req
79. Steph Tolev!Copy !req
80. Vroom.Copy !req
81. Oh,
we're being airplanes?Copy !req
82. I'm a passenger.
I'm driving.Copy !req
83. It's a new
day in the werkroom,Copy !req
84. and not to bottom shame, but
I won't be doing that again.Copy !req
85. I'm feeling really happy
to still be here...Copy !req
86. and show everyone why
I was the right choiceCopy !req
87. for the beaver.Copy !req
88. We lost a member
of the beaver lodge,Copy !req
89. but we've gained a member
of the beaver lodge.Copy !req
90. I love beaver.Copy !req
91. What's it like
getting the beaver?Copy !req
92. It's nice.Copy !req
93. She's got a, she's got a
bit of a rough texture.Copy !req
94. No, but thank you for
the beaver, Makayla.Copy !req
95. Any time.Copy !req
96. So, Miss Brooke Lynn
had a couple of notes againCopy !req
97. for Miss Perla about
the mug on the stage.Copy !req
98. Oh my god.Copy !req
99. Now we have
to talk about something though,Copy !req
100. your makeup.Copy !req
101. Oh, is it
still too paled out?Copy !req
102. It's so pale.
Oh fuck!Copy !req
103. Oh, again?
Again, again.Copy !req
104. I thought I went
a little, a little pale.Copy !req
105. Perla forgot to
put on blush yesterday,Copy !req
106. and Brooke Lynn
let her have it.Copy !req
107. You know what?
Fair game. Fair game.Copy !req
108. I just gotta, I gotta
stay away fromCopy !req
109. the clown white powder.Copy !req
110. Since this is a
learning opportunityCopy !req
111. for everybody in the room,Copy !req
112. does anybody have any
other critiques for Perla,Copy !req
113. or anybody in this cast
about what they're doingCopy !req
114. and what they
should be doing?Copy !req
115. - You're so nasty.
- Now's the opportunity.Copy !req
116. Xana will be
reading you downCopy !req
117. if she's in the bottom or
if she's in the top.Copy !req
118. She doesn't really care.
She could be safe,Copy !req
119. and she'd still have
so much to say.Copy !req
120. There you go.Copy !req
121. Thank you, 'cause
that was like so bad.Copy !req
122. O Canada!Copy !req
123. She done already
done had herses.Copy !req
124. My celestial starlets,Copy !req
125. if you want fortune
and fame,Copy !req
126. get your head
up in the game.Copy !req
127. But stardom comes
with a catch,Copy !req
128. so freshen up that
sickening snatch.Copy !req
129. Oh!Copy !req
130. That one
wasn't so cryptic.Copy !req
131. It's time!Copy !req
132. Hey, queenikins!
Hey! Hello!Copy !req
133. Come on, sparkle!
Sparkly!Copy !req
134. As drag queens,
we've all had toCopy !req
135. turn a blind eye to a sister
when we didn't want toCopy !req
136. hurt her feelings.Copy !req
137. But today,
I'm granting you allCopy !req
138. 20/20 vision because...Copy !req
139. the library is open.Copy !req
140. You know the rules.Copy !req
141. Treat your sisters like books.Copy !req
142. Check them out,
break their spines,Copy !req
143. and read them to filth.Copy !req
144. Because reading is what?Copy !req
145. Fundamental!Copy !req
146. Now,
which one of you bitchesCopy !req
147. is ready to get
book clubbed?Copy !req
148. Eh!Copy !req
149. You want to go first?Copy !req
150. Let's do it.Copy !req
151. Xana...Copy !req
152. I know I could stand here
and make jokes about like...Copy !req
153. you wanting a win so bad,
but the judges have beenCopy !req
154. laughing at that
for six weeks, so...Copy !req
155. Makayla Couture...Copy !req
156. I'm your friend.Copy !req
157. It's true, butCopy !req
158. the only couture I see
is Icesis' coattails.Copy !req
159. Let's make some noise
for the nepo babyCopy !req
160. of season five.Copy !req
161. - Makayla...Copy !req
162. I like that!
That was good!Copy !req
163. Helena, you make me feel
right at home because youCopy !req
164. remind me of this beautiful
French-Canadian expression,Copy !req
165. and it goes like this.Copy !req
166. "Wah."Copy !req
167. Makayla and Virgo,
you are twoCopy !req
168. YOUNG queens.Copy !req
169. I don't know if it makes me
feel like very young orCopy !req
170. very old, but it
definitely makes me feelCopy !req
171. very smart.Copy !req
172. Uma...Copy !req
173. I thought you were
the funny girl.Copy !req
174. Minhi Wang, I was
saving this read for Jaylene,Copy !req
175. but I sent her home, so...Copy !req
176. Babe, are you lost?Copy !req
177. The Golden Girls reboot
is the next lot over.Copy !req
178. That was...Copy !req
179. Perla...
I'm so excited.Copy !req
180. - This is just a piece of advice.
- Yes?Copy !req
181. Stop smoking,
you're gonna die.Copy !req
182. Hey, speed it up.Copy !req
183. I mean, that's true.Copy !req
184. Xana do,
or Xana don't.Copy !req
185. Xana, how about you
just shut the fuck up?Copy !req
186. Okay!Copy !req
187. And Miss Virgo...
Hey, bubba.Copy !req
188. She is the Beyonce.Copy !req
189. And out of drag, you look
like the gay Jay-Z.Copy !req
190. Okay!Copy !req
191. Miss Perla.
Hi.Copy !req
192. I have
one word for you.Copy !req
193. I'm ready.
Gremlin.Copy !req
194. Y'all, this is one
of my favourite movies.Copy !req
195. That's like a
compliment to me.Copy !req
196. Truly.Copy !req
197. Helena,
you're just so, so sweet.Copy !req
198. I love you.Copy !req
199. Just make sure your outfits
on the runwayCopy !req
200. are a little more cohesive.
That's all I can tell you.Copy !req
201. That was just really
from my heart.Copy !req
202. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
203. Brooke Lynn is
smiling and laughingCopy !req
204. at the uncomfortability
of this flop ofCopy !req
205. a fucking reading challenge.Copy !req
206. We couldn't even toast a
piece of bread with the heatCopy !req
207. we were sending
on these girls.Copy !req
208. You guys knew
this reading challengeCopy !req
209. was coming, right?Copy !req
210. I tried.Copy !req
211. She probably wants to read us
to fucking filth right now.Copy !req
212. Alright, let's go.Copy !req
213. Minhi Wang, you remind me
of my childhood fireplace.Copy !req
214. You're warm,
comforting, sparkly...Copy !req
215. painted brick.Copy !req
216. Okay,
that was good.Copy !req
217. Makayla
"Nepo Baby" Couture...Copy !req
218. Alright.Copy !req
219. Did you know that
she loves theme parks?Copy !req
220. I did not.Copy !req
221. Yeah, she's on an
emotional roller coasterCopy !req
222. about two times a day.Copy !req
223. - It's true.Copy !req
224. Now I was gonna bring up
Perla's reservoir tip hatCopy !req
225. and how it's very
on-brand with ourCopy !req
226. Trojan $100,000 prize,Copy !req
227. but she didn't
wear it today.Copy !req
228. Helena, fuck you.
I love my condom hats.Copy !req
229. Uma Gahd...Copy !req
230. You know, Uma, it was hard
to come up for a read for youCopy !req
231. because I really think
you have the full package-Copy !req
232. you have charisma,
uniqueness, talent,Copy !req
233. and the nerve to wear that
ugly fucking wigCopy !req
234. during the Slay Offs.Copy !req
235. Yay!
Thank you, Helena.Copy !req
236. Thank you for jokes, finally.Copy !req
237. I'm sorry, Canada.Copy !req
238. That wasn't the reading
challenge y'all deserve.Copy !req
239. Queens, one of
you was a real book burner.Copy !req
240. And literally,
just one of you.Copy !req
241. The winner of
today's mini challenge is...Copy !req
242. Helena Poison!Copy !req
243. Helena Poison!Copy !req
244. You have one $2500Copy !req
245. courtesy of
the Men's Room.Copy !req
246. Ah, thank you,
Men's Room.Copy !req
247. Yas!Copy !req
248. These queens
really made it easy for me.Copy !req
249. Thanks for
flopping so hard...Copy !req
250. because I got
$2500 now.Copy !req
251. Period.Copy !req
252. Now, I know
you're quite the flamers,Copy !req
253. but can you actually
make a fire?Copy !req
254. Because for this
week's maxi challenge,Copy !req
255. you'll need to set
Hollywood North ablaze...Copy !req
256. in the Snatch Game.Copy !req
257. Yes!
Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
258. Serve your
most sickening celebrityCopy !req
259. impression as you fill in
those blanks to survive.Copy !req
260. Make us laugh, or you could
be next off the island.Copy !req
261. Racers,
start your engines,Copy !req
262. and may the best snatch win!Copy !req
263. Snatch Game!Copy !req
264. You see who
can deliver,Copy !req
265. and who will absolutely
trip on their heels,Copy !req
266. fall on their face
and break their nose.Copy !req
267. That really shook
my confidence a bit.Copy !req
268. We've really got to
make sure we're doing itCopy !req
269. today, and likeCopy !req
270. making Brooke Lynn
proud because...Copy !req
271. she's disappointed
at this point.Copy !req
272. Luckily, the Snatch
Game is not about reading.Copy !req
273. Yeah, but it's
still about being funnyCopy !req
274. and literally
no one laughed.Copy !req
275. But it's telling jokes
that we clearly can't do.Copy !req
276. Like no one laughed.
You know what?Copy !req
277. The game is about making
Brooke laugh,Copy !req
278. and even when we bombed,
she laughed a little.Copy !req
279. - Right?Copy !req
280. That was
some optimism thatCopy !req
281. none of us need
to hold onto.Copy !req
282. Uma, I'm shocked
that you didn'tCopy !req
283. do well in that
reading challenge.Copy !req
284. I am a nice lady.
You're smart though.Copy !req
285. I thought you were
gonna like dominate all of us.Copy !req
286. Smart enough not to
try to get in a fightCopy !req
287. with any of you.Copy !req
288. But who's everyone
doing for Snatch Game?Copy !req
289. My first choice is
Dee Gruenig.Copy !req
290. Oh my god!
The Rainbow Sponge.Copy !req
291. The Rainbow Sponge lady.Copy !req
292. See, I knew one person in
the room was gonna get it.Copy !req
293. My option that I'm...Copy !req
294. in love with is
Jennifer Tilley.Copy !req
295. Oh, major.
Okay.Copy !req
296. - The voice of an angel.
- Can you do the voice?Copy !req
297. I can do
the voice very well, actually.Copy !req
298. I'm feeling
pretty good,Copy !req
299. especially 'cause my other
competitors areCopy !req
300. feeling a little
nervous about this.Copy !req
301. One of my
options is Lea Michele,Copy !req
302. but my other option
is Bettie Page.Copy !req
303. Oh, werk.Copy !req
304. She's an underground
fetish model that like onlyCopy !req
305. took photos so no one
actually really knows...Copy !req
306. who she is,
personality-wise,Copy !req
307. so that kind of gives me like
a little bit of an open fieldCopy !req
308. to play around in,
if I wish.Copy !req
309. My number one...Copy !req
310. is the icon, star,
legend, Mary Kate Olsen.Copy !req
311. Okay.Copy !req
312. The Olsens are already a
joke in themselves now.Copy !req
313. Making Mary Kate funny
will be super easy.Copy !req
314. I have two options.Copy !req
315. I have Tiffany Pollard,
Miss New York.Copy !req
316. Which has
been done before.Copy !req
317. But it has
not been done well.Copy !req
318. My second character
is Oprah Winfrey.Copy !req
319. Okay.Copy !req
320. That's a choice.Copy !req
321. Oprah is known for her
integrity, her, her...Copy !req
322. nuance, her beauty.Copy !req
323. She's not really
funny though.Copy !req
324. My first option is...Copy !req
325. Chairman Mao,Copy !req
326. Chinese communist dictator.Copy !req
327. He's Chinese,
I'm Chinese.Copy !req
328. I can draw onCopy !req
329. all of my cultural
background,Copy !req
330. all of those stereotypes.Copy !req
331. I can parody them,
and only I can do themCopy !req
332. because I'm Asian.Copy !req
333. Ding.Copy !req
334. I have a couple
of options here,Copy !req
335. but I'm thinking the fun
option is gonna be doing theCopy !req
336. Toronto man
wah gwan sweet bits.Copy !req
337. Drake from the 6ix.Copy !req
338. Drake is just like
a fun challenge,Copy !req
339. but the more like...Copy !req
340. easier option, or one that
I'm more comfortable withCopy !req
341. is doing the Honourable
Judge, Lynn Toler.Copy !req
342. Now she is like
a TV personality,Copy !req
343. kind of like Judge Judy...
- Yeah.Copy !req
344. And she talks like this,
she just-Copy !req
345. like you know what I mean,
like I'm her 24/7.Copy !req
346. You probably do
want to try somethingCopy !req
347. to show that you
have the range.Copy !req
348. But does she
have the range?Copy !req
349. But does she have
the- Range?Copy !req
350. Welcome
to the Snatch Game!Copy !req
351. I'm your host,
Brooke Lynn Hytes,Copy !req
352. and I think a mosquito
just bit my blank.Copy !req
353. Let's meet our players.Copy !req
354. He's the daddy
I'd like to blank.Copy !req
355. It's Brad Goreski.Copy !req
356. Blank you.
Blank you very much.Copy !req
357. Snatch is the
perfect way to describe her.Copy !req
358. It's Traci Melchor.Copy !req
359. Snatch me
if you can.Copy !req
360. Ooh!Copy !req
361. Now let's give a big bonjour
aloha to our panel of stars.Copy !req
362. - Ooh...
- Hello.Copy !req
363. She's every murderous
doll's favourite bride.Copy !req
364. It's actress,
Jennifer Tilley!Copy !req
365. Oh my gosh.
Hi, Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
366. I'm so excited
to be here today.Copy !req
367. Will you
be my valentine?Copy !req
368. I'll be your valentine
any day you'd like.Copy !req
369. I love that.
Yeah.Copy !req
370. It's iconic
talk show host, Oprah!Copy !req
371. Oh, thank you,
thank you, Brooke.Copy !req
372. I'm so excited to be here
on the Snatch Game!Copy !req
373. Yes!Copy !req
374. Oprah, what's your
favourite thing right now?Copy !req
375. Feeling
like I'm 21.Copy !req
376. 20-
You feel like you're 21?Copy !req
377. Absolutely.Copy !req
378. Well,
you look amazing.Copy !req
379. How old are you actually?Copy !req
380. That's a
secret just for me.Copy !req
381. It usually
takes two, but todayCopy !req
382. we have the one and only
Mary Kate Olsen.Copy !req
383. Oh my god,Copy !req
384. I'm so happy to play
the Snatch Game.Copy !req
385. He-he-he.Copy !req
386. Tell me,
how has being a child starCopy !req
387. prepared you
for this moment?Copy !req
388. Honestly, I just know
where to look in the camera.Copy !req
389. And where is the camera?Copy !req
390. I'm wearing
sunglasses. You tell me.Copy !req
391. Please rise for theCopy !req
392. Honourable Judge Lynn Toler.Copy !req
393. Hello, hello,
court is in session.Copy !req
394. Are we gonna be
sentencing some bitches today?Copy !req
395. That's my
favourite thing to do!Copy !req
396. I love it.Copy !req
397. She'll squeeze and
squeeze and squeeze.Copy !req
398. It's sponge expert,
Dee Gruenig.Copy !req
399. Hi. I'm so excited
to be here today.Copy !req
400. I can tell.
You seem very excited.Copy !req
401. Most people
know me, and- for my,Copy !req
402. for my technicolour
sponges.Copy !req
403. Uh-huh?Copy !req
404. They might be wondering
why I'm here today.Copy !req
405. I know I am.Copy !req
406. I'm launching
a brand newCopy !req
407. line of sponges
for makeup.Copy !req
408. Oh
my gosh, well,Copy !req
409. I'm so excited to
learn all about this.Copy !req
410. Next up, it's 1950s
pinup model, Bettie Page.Copy !req
411. Hi, Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
412. Are you ready to
play the Snatch Game?Copy !req
413. Oh my gosh,
I was not expecting that voice.Copy !req
414. You know, some
people don't like my voice,Copy !req
415. so I just try to stay quiet,
but not today! Ha!Copy !req
416. People said
I had a weird voice.Copy !req
417. - Holy shit.Copy !req
418. What's that in your hand?Copy !req
419. Oh, this is my
pussy stick for punishing.Copy !req
420. Yes, Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
421. Oh,
what a naughty girl.Copy !req
422. He's getting commu-nasty.Copy !req
423. It's founder of the
People's Republic of China,Copy !req
424. Chairman Mao.Copy !req
425. Hello, Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
426. You're s very beautiful man.Copy !req
427. Thank you so much.Copy !req
428. Your hair look
like golden doodle.Copy !req
429. Golden doodle.Copy !req
430. You know, I've been
told that before,Copy !req
431. and it's been so long since
I've gotten a compliment.Copy !req
432. Well,
I'm excited for you allCopy !req
433. to play the Snatch Game.
Here is our first question.Copy !req
434. Clueless Cleo is having a
tough time getting rescuedCopy !req
435. because instead of
writing SOS on the beach,Copy !req
436. she wrote blank.Copy !req
437. Alright,
what do you think, Brad?Copy !req
438. She wrote,
"Bye!"Copy !req
439. Bye!Copy !req
440. Well, let's see how our
celebrities answered,Copy !req
441. starting with
Jennifer Tilley.Copy !req
442. So, I think
Clueless Cleo is havingCopy !req
443. a hard time getting rescued.Copy !req
444. She's also like really horny,
so instead of writing SOS,Copy !req
445. she just wrote,
"Send nudes."Copy !req
446. Who's sending
the nudes andCopy !req
447. how are they getting
them to her?Copy !req
448. I'm not a doctor,
Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
449. I'm just an actor.
Okay?Copy !req
450. Judge Lynn Toler.Copy !req
451. So I wrote
down "cheater".Copy !req
452. Okay.
A cheater.Copy !req
453. Because
in my courtroom,Copy !req
454. if you come in
as a cheater,Copy !req
455. you might be
sentenced to life.Copy !req
456. Oh,
my gosh, life on the beach.Copy !req
457. Period.
Wow.Copy !req
458. I do not play when
it comes to the courtroom.Copy !req
459. Alright.Copy !req
460. Let's check in
with Dee Gruenig.Copy !req
461. Well, I think it wasn't
an issue of whatCopy !req
462. she was writing, but what
she was writing with,Copy !req
463. which was inferior
art supplies.Copy !req
464. Okay.Copy !req
465. You have to have
pigments that are worthwhile,Copy !req
466. and you can find
those from my company.Copy !req
467. You can order them online,
call by phone.Copy !req
468. - We're there for you.
- Oh my goodness.Copy !req
469. What a crafty lady.Copy !req
470. Let's move
on to our next question.Copy !req
471. This one's for you, Traci.
Are you ready?Copy !req
472. So excited.Copy !req
473. Nosy Nora
loves to peek at peckers.Copy !req
474. When she was using her
binoculars last week,Copy !req
475. instead of seeing birds,
she accidentally saw blank.Copy !req
476. A blue footed booby.Copy !req
477. No!Copy !req
478. I heard
those were extinct.Copy !req
479. She did.Copy !req
480. Lucky.
That's very rare.Copy !req
481. Oprah,
how are we doing?Copy !req
482. I said
that she saw...Copy !req
483. a brand new car.Copy !req
484. Ooh, are
you giving things away?Copy !req
485. Is this Oprah's
favourite things?Copy !req
486. I am feeling
a little gift worthy!Copy !req
487. I'm gonna let everyone
check under your chairs.Copy !req
488. Ah!
Disappointment!Copy !req
489. This is so exciting!Copy !req
490. It's sponges!
Who's got the car?Copy !req
491. Oh my god,
I got a car!Copy !req
492. She got
a brand new car!Copy !req
493. Oh my god,
Jennifer Tilley won a car!Copy !req
494. - Oh, my god.
- Yes!Copy !req
495. Oh, unfortunately,Copy !req
496. not a match but
that was exciting.Copy !req
497. Thank you.Copy !req
498. Now I've got
something to playCopy !req
499. in my next poker game.Copy !req
500. Now let's check
in with another celebrity.Copy !req
501. Mary Kate Olsen,
instead of seeing birds,Copy !req
502. she accidentally saw...Copy !req
503. She saw
Philip Seymour HoffmanCopy !req
504. rise from the grave.Copy !req
505. No!
I know.Copy !req
506. He showed up at Ashkick's
and I apartment,Copy !req
507. and we said, "What
are you doing here,Copy !req
508. Phillip Seymour Hoffman?Copy !req
509. Shouldn't you be
in a superhero movie,Copy !req
510. or like, that one about the
girl who did the...Copy !req
511. 'ooh-hoo-hoo'.?"Copy !req
512. The what?Copy !req
513. You know the,
"Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh"?Copy !req
514. Well, that's very strange.Copy !req
515. Right?
And not a match.Copy !req
516. Does anyone
have a cigarette?Copy !req
517. There you go.
Oh.Copy !req
518. Oh, there you go.
Look, sharing is caring.Copy !req
519. That's so fun.
Throw it at me.Copy !req
520. I told you,
very nice man.Copy !req
521. I light for you.Copy !req
522. Ah...
Was it lit?Copy !req
523. Ya, ya, ya.
Oh.Copy !req
524. I'm sure your
panties are non-flammable.Copy !req
525. Oh, I beg to differ.Copy !req
526. What an unlikely friendship,Copy !req
527. Chairman Mao and
Mary Kate Olsen.Copy !req
528. Let's check in
with Chairman Mao.Copy !req
529. Wang.
Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
530. Instead of peckers,
they saw wangs.Copy !req
531. Yeah, in fact,
I have a red book.Copy !req
532. Very important.Copy !req
533. It's called,
"Book of Wangs".Copy !req
534. It's your Book of Wangs.Copy !req
535. And I just
love to sketch dicks.Copy !req
536. Because you're drawing
wangs in your book,Copy !req
537. do you think maybe
you're a little bit gay?Copy !req
538. Ooh...Copy !req
539. I never thought of that,Copy !req
540. you know, Brooke Lynn,
but...Copy !req
541. maybe I am!Copy !req
542. Maybe everybody
a little bit gay.Copy !req
543. Maybe.Copy !req
544. Is anyone else here gay,
just out of curiosity?Copy !req
545. Oprah?Copy !req
546. I don't think I
should reveal that just yet.Copy !req
547. No?Copy !req
548. When were you planning
on revealing it,Copy !req
549. when Snatch Game
was over?Copy !req
550. Probably never.
Okay.Copy !req
551. Makayla
is doing Oprah,Copy !req
552. but she's not really
throwing it back.Copy !req
553. Brooke Lynn is
asking her questions,Copy !req
554. and then she's just kind
of shutting it down.Copy !req
555. Where are the jokes?Copy !req
556. Bettie Page.
Hi, Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
557. What say you?
Fuck.Copy !req
558. Sorry, I wore my
fisting gloves for this.Copy !req
559. I wrote down that she
saw Brad's butt cheeks.Copy !req
560. Brad's butt cheeks?Copy !req
561. You know, sometimes
when you're looking in theCopy !req
562. binoculars, you end up
in someone else's home,Copy !req
563. and you see their
butt cheeks.Copy !req
564. Brad, do you like
to be punished?Copy !req
565. Do you like
to be spanked?Copy !req
566. I mean, I could
go for a little spanking.Copy !req
567. Would you like to
be spanked, Brooke Lynn?Copy !req
568. Sure, why not?
Oh my god, yay.Copy !req
569. 1, 2, ah!Copy !req
570. Oh!
I'll take another one.Copy !req
571. So tight, so good.Copy !req
572. Ah!
Oh!Copy !req
573. Congratulations,
Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
574. - Nice booty.
- Thank you, Bettie.Copy !req
575. I am listening
to Xana talk,Copy !req
576. and I am trying so hard to
keep my posture like this andCopy !req
577. my face in this stupid way,
but I want to laugh so badlyCopy !req
578. because the voice
is so stupid.Copy !req
579. Are you
eating the sponges?Copy !req
580. I was a little hungry.
I feel really unsatisfied.Copy !req
581. She heard me say
that they were non-toxic,Copy !req
582. and she decided
to experiment.Copy !req
583. And they're flavoured
like white people,Copy !req
584. tasteless.Copy !req
585. Dee, what
happened to your face?Copy !req
586. What happened
to my face?Copy !req
587. I don't know.
You have rainbows all over it.Copy !req
588. I think my friend here
touched her by accident.Copy !req
589. Gay.Copy !req
590. I was just trying to do
a little touch-up withCopy !req
591. our beautiful new line
of makeup sponges,Copy !req
592. and I think I got them
confused with theCopy !req
593. technicolour craft sponge.Copy !req
594. Uma isn't bringing
Uma to this character.Copy !req
595. Uma isn't even bringing the
character to this character.Copy !req
596. She's relying on
her props, and...Copy !req
597. there's not
much to rely on.Copy !req
598. They're not that sturdy.
It's a fucking sponge.Copy !req
599. Judge Lynn Toler,Copy !req
600. what would your verdict of
this Snatch Game be so far?Copy !req
601. Jail, prison.Copy !req
602. That's it,
jail and prison?Copy !req
603. I'm a simple lady
with some simple words.Copy !req
604. Judge Toler,
anything crazyCopy !req
605. ever happen in
your courtroom?Copy !req
606. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
607. I get crazy people
all the time.Copy !req
608. Cool.Copy !req
609. Do you want
to hear about it?Copy !req
610. Yes,
I would love to, please,Copy !req
611. for the love of God.Copy !req
612. I feel like I'm
struggling in this challenge.Copy !req
613. I can't think
of the answers.Copy !req
614. I can't think of anything.
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
615. Next question.Copy !req
616. Chatty Chadwick loves telling
spooky campfire stories.Copy !req
617. His favourite is the
Tale of the Haunted what?Copy !req
618. The Tale of
the Haunted Ghost.Copy !req
619. Oh my god,Copy !req
620. not the haunted ghost.
Gosh.Copy !req
621. Let's see what our
celebrities said.Copy !req
622. Jennifer Tilley.Copy !req
623. Well, as you
probably know,Copy !req
624. I have some experience
with possessed plastic,Copy !req
625. so I wrote Haunted
Pleasure Stick.Copy !req
626. Haunted Pleasure Stick.Copy !req
627. Like this one?
Like this one.Copy !req
628. Oh, match,
Brooke Lynn!Copy !req
629. Have you
met Bettie Page?Copy !req
630. I think you two
could be friends.Copy !req
631. I think we could
be really good friends.Copy !req
632. Unfortunately,
not a matchCopy !req
633. but who doesn't love a
pleasure stick?Copy !req
634. Judge Lynn Toler,
what did you write down?Copy !req
635. Actually,
looking at this beautifulCopy !req
636. Black Barbie over here...Copy !req
637. I wrote down "alleyway".Copy !req
638. Alleyway?Copy !req
639. Yes. We like to
call them the call girls...Copy !req
640. that are often in my
courtroom for solicitation.Copy !req
641. Okay, so
Traci looks like a hooker.Copy !req
642. I've been,
I've been called worse.Copy !req
643. Well,
we are out of time.Copy !req
644. The winner of
Snatch Game is...Copy !req
645. Xana!Copy !req
646. What the fuck?Copy !req
647. Ah!
Bitch, okay! Werk!Copy !req
648. What's going on?Copy !req
649. I'm trying to
stay in character...Copy !req
650. But I'm confused.Copy !req
651. You have won $5000Copy !req
652. courtesy of
Cedars Campground.Copy !req
653. Oh my god,
thank you, Cedars.Copy !req
654. I just won the
Snatch Game!Copy !req
655. What the fuck!Copy !req
656. - But that's not all.
- Oh?Copy !req
657. You have
also earned the powerCopy !req
658. of the wooden beaver.Copy !req
659. The wooden beaver?Copy !req
660. The wooden beaver?Copy !req
661. What the fuck is happening?Copy !req
662. Thank you,
Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
663. Alright,
I guess we're...Copy !req
664. playing with hardwood now.Copy !req
665. The wooden
beaver will change everything.Copy !req
666. Oh!Copy !req
667. Intrigued?
Very.Copy !req
668. Confused?
Absolutely.Copy !req
669. Mystified?
Correct.Copy !req
670. Well, stay tuned.Copy !req
671. - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
672. We have a wooden
beaver in play now.Copy !req
673. We have no idea
what that means.Copy !req
674. I'm scared.Copy !req
675. I am so excited
to finally have someCopy !req
676. motherfucking power
in this competition,Copy !req
677. and these girls
should be scared.Copy !req
678. Did you like
my Snatch Game?Copy !req
679. - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
- Enh.Copy !req
680. It's Elimination Day,Copy !req
681. and I am shaking
in my boots.Copy !req
682. Walk into the room,
vest first.Copy !req
683. I did not do
well in the Snatch Game.Copy !req
684. I think we
should all giveCopy !req
685. a huge congratulations
to Xana.Copy !req
686. Come on,
Snatch Game winner!Copy !req
687. I finally can
shut the fuck up aboutCopy !req
688. not having a win! Ah!Copy !req
689. Can we believe that I won
the Snatch Game?Copy !req
690. I believe that I won the
Snatch Game,Copy !req
691. but that's wild.Copy !req
692. I'm very proud of myself,
especially forCopy !req
693. taking this one, like Snatch
Game is hard as fuck,Copy !req
694. especially for
some of y'all.Copy !req
695. I know.
So...Copy !req
696. It's not
surprising that Xana isCopy !req
697. up on her high horse.Copy !req
698. She's been hungry
for it, and so,Copy !req
699. it obviously got to her
head really, really quickly.Copy !req
700. Also, we've never
found out the winner theCopy !req
701. day of the Snatch Game
in front of everybody.Copy !req
702. - I was gagged.
- Yeah.Copy !req
703. I want to be honest.Copy !req
704. I was shocked that you
were the winner.Copy !req
705. Oh...Copy !req
706. How rude.
Um-Copy !req
707. I think I just have
to accept that Xan won.Copy !req
708. A little bit of me was like,Copy !req
709. I still don't want
to accept thatCopy !req
710. 'cause I still
want the win.Copy !req
711. You and Helena
definitely like wereCopy !req
712. giving me a run
for my money.Copy !req
713. Even Perla too, like,
y'all were very strong.Copy !req
714. - Ah...
- And, like, I...Copy !req
715. In the sense that you
had a character going on,Copy !req
716. as opposed to...Copy !req
717. Makayla and Virgo,
where I feel likeCopy !req
718. the character
wasn't strong.Copy !req
719. All tea,
all tea, no shade.Copy !req
720. Like, all tea, no shade.Copy !req
721. I know when
I've done horrible.Copy !req
722. I could literally feel
every single person going,Copy !req
723. "Makayla, no, like
you've got this," like,Copy !req
724. I could tell that you guys
were like trying toCopy !req
725. volley with me and
throw things at me and-Copy !req
726. Well...
Yes?Copy !req
727. It's just like leading
up to the Snatch Game,Copy !req
728. we were all kind of
concerned for you,Copy !req
729. especially with your
character choice.Copy !req
730. I could feel it.Copy !req
731. We heard Oprah,
we're like- Okay.Copy !req
732. This is what pisses
me off about this bitch.Copy !req
733. I know I did bad.Copy !req
734. Everything's she's
saying back to me,Copy !req
735. it's like I just
fucking said that, hoe.Copy !req
736. Are you, like,
are you dumb?Copy !req
737. I am...Copy !req
738. I know that I didn't win that,
ah, but I actually,Copy !req
739. I still had a really
good time doing it.Copy !req
740. Can't rely
on that sponge.Copy !req
741. It wasn't sopping
anything up, bitch.Copy !req
742. It was dry as hell.Copy !req
743. - Okay.Copy !req
744. You were selling shit,
and that was the character.Copy !req
745. You can think what
you want, that's fine,Copy !req
746. but I mean like I can throw
that right back at you.Copy !req
747. As another performer-Copy !req
748. Yeah, but you're
throwing it back atCopy !req
749. the winner of Snatch Game.Copy !req
750. That's fine.Copy !req
751. You're also a performer that
says how great you areCopy !req
752. at lip synching
as a performer,Copy !req
753. and I still beat your
ass in the Slay Offs,Copy !req
754. so what are you
gonna say about that?Copy !req
755. Yeah, but you gave
like 100% and I gave 99.Copy !req
756. It was still really good.Copy !req
757. Why didn't
you give 100 then?Copy !req
758. I love watching
this moment happen.Copy !req
759. Xana is giving it to her,Copy !req
760. and Uma is giving it
right back, like...Copy !req
761. Oof.Copy !req
762. This is a conversation
that doesn't need to happen.Copy !req
763. I mean, it can
happen, let it happen.Copy !req
764. We can fight, that's fine.
It was, it was a mess.Copy !req
765. It makes me feel
nervous that Xana has this...Copy !req
766. wooden beaver.Copy !req
767. She's not afraid to...Copy !req
768. do something
uncomfortable to getCopy !req
769. farther in the
competition, so...Copy !req
770. I'm a little nervous with the
power being in Xana's hands.Copy !req
771. I do have to
say, Perla, I really,Copy !req
772. really enjoyed your
performance in Snatch Game.Copy !req
773. Thank you.Copy !req
774. I think that
was funny as fuck.Copy !req
775. Define funny.
Ah!Copy !req
776. Where do you guys get
your sense of humour from,Copy !req
777. like where does
it stem from?Copy !req
778. I grew up with
my grandmother...Copy !req
779. introducing me to like Carol
Burnett and Lucille Ball,Copy !req
780. like really classic comedy
redhead women that I love.Copy !req
781. Drag-wise, like the
thing that I live for whenCopy !req
782. performing is literally
hearing people laugh.Copy !req
783. It's just like so
good for the soul.Copy !req
784. I feel like mine comes
from like being a child andCopy !req
785. like always making everything
funny and being like humorousCopy !req
786. just because of I didn't
have the lightest,Copy !req
787. funnest upbringing,Copy !req
788. and so that was just the
way of like survival.Copy !req
789. Before I could get bullied,Copy !req
790. I'd self-deprecate
humour myself.Copy !req
791. It's so you can
beat them to the punchline.Copy !req
792. Exactly.Copy !req
793. I feel like we're all
kind of like relatingCopy !req
794. on the fact that like...Copy !req
795. our comedy comes from a very
dark place in our lives.Copy !req
796. My, my mom...Copy !req
797. was like a really big,
prominent person in my lifeCopy !req
798. for so long.Copy !req
799. And then, there was
a point in timeCopy !req
800. where that kind
of façade ended,Copy !req
801. when I really started to
understand that like...Copy !req
802. she's putting on this person
to get something from me,Copy !req
803. and she's kind
of using...Copy !req
804. her child as that like,
"Oh, I'm a good person,Copy !req
805. I'm a good person,
look what I've done."Copy !req
806. And, there was a point in
like my life I was likeCopy !req
807. 17 years old, and she was
heavily using drugs,Copy !req
808. but pretending like nothing
was wrong, and I was home,Copy !req
809. and I had discovered
she had OD'd.Copy !req
810. Oh my god.Copy !req
811. I had
to take care of her,Copy !req
812. and like sort out that
situation all by myself.Copy !req
813. After my mom's overdose,Copy !req
814. I, I used comedy to get me
through that.Copy !req
815. I really didn't have any
support systemsCopy !req
816. when I was a
teenager back then,Copy !req
817. and being funny and...Copy !req
818. pushing that...Copy !req
819. that scared kid into the
light of making people laugh,Copy !req
820. and getting people to
like me that way was,Copy !req
821. is what got me through.Copy !req
822. And like...Copy !req
823. I participated in it because
I gave her the moneyCopy !req
824. to get the drugs
to do that,Copy !req
825. and it's like there
is no way to like...Copy !req
826. say that that couldn't be
my fault becauseCopy !req
827. I was a part of it.Copy !req
828. No. It's not.
No.Copy !req
829. I know it's not,
but like there's-Copy !req
830. like I enabled that behaviour
because I trusted her,Copy !req
831. and I wanted to be
there for her.Copy !req
832. Then that's
not enabling.Copy !req
833. That's someone taking
advantage of your trust.Copy !req
834. That's not the same.Copy !req
835. Xana and I have a
lot of friction,Copy !req
836. but I think a lot of it
is becauseCopy !req
837. we are coming from
similar places,Copy !req
838. but dealing with it in
very different ways.Copy !req
839. To be able
to trust all of you is likeCopy !req
840. so important to me,
even if I...Copy !req
841. harp on you a lot.Copy !req
842. That's my job,
let me have it.Copy !req
843. Hearing that,
I likeCopy !req
844. understand why you
say the things you doCopy !req
845. and do the things
that you do becauseCopy !req
846. we come from the same
place where it's likeCopy !req
847. you have to show
these people that likeCopy !req
848. it didn't get to you.Copy !req
849. Like you are better, like
you are in a better spot.Copy !req
850. And it's like we already
know you're a bad bitch,Copy !req
851. and we're all here
for you, regardless.Copy !req
852. And I proved it
this week.Copy !req
853. That part,
that part.Copy !req
854. I'm gonna walk away from you
'cause you said that.Copy !req
855. Wow!Copy !req
856. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
857. Welcome to
the main stage ofCopy !req
858. Canada's Drag Race.Copy !req
859. I want him off this island!Copy !req
860. It's Brad Goreski.Copy !req
861. I bet you'd
like to get me off.Copy !req
862. Yeah, that's
literally what I just said.Copy !req
863. And she's a real beach.
It's Traci Melchor.Copy !req
864. And you have crabs.Copy !req
865. Traci, you're not
supposed to tell anybody.Copy !req
866. Hm, secret's out.Copy !req
867. And she's
Canada's funniest export,Copy !req
868. it's filth queen,
Steph Tolev!Copy !req
869. Hey, Brooke Lynn.
Hey, Steph.Copy !req
870. What's your favourite part
of going to the beach?Copy !req
871. Well, I really
love to dip my lips.Copy !req
872. Oh wow,
which ones?Copy !req
873. The big ones.Copy !req
874. Didn't need to point.Copy !req
875. This week,
our queensCopy !req
876. weathered the storm of
the Snatch Game.Copy !req
877. Racers,
start your engines,Copy !req
878. and may the best
drag queen win.Copy !req
879. Category
is "Alien Superstar".Copy !req
880. First up, Uma Gahd.Copy !req
881. I am wearing an outfit
inspired by some ofCopy !req
882. my favourite creepy
looking creatures...Copy !req
883. caterpillars.Copy !req
884. I didn't know
my tit pics leaked.Copy !req
885. She's lumpy,
she's bumpy.Copy !req
886. She's pointy.Copy !req
887. It's a steel cone bra
from outer space.Copy !req
888. She came
here from outer space,Copy !req
889. a planet called 808.Copy !req
890. I've
never heard that before.Copy !req
891. I know.Copy !req
892. Next, Minhi Wang.Copy !req
893. Ooh...
Yes!Copy !req
894. You better get your
rings ready becauseCopy !req
895. Aliena Grande is
coming to visit you...Copy !req
896. and probe you.Copy !req
897. I can
see her Area 51.Copy !req
898. I know, it may be
another catsuit BUTCopy !req
899. it's body,
it's put together.Copy !req
900. It's so beautiful.Copy !req
901. I'd let
her abduct me.Copy !req
902. Next,
Makayla Couture.Copy !req
903. I'm this blue
alien from Planet Kunt...Copy !req
904. with a K.Copy !req
905. I am in this silver,Copy !req
906. fully stoned gown.Copy !req
907. I am the diva.Copy !req
908. Oh look,
it's Sputniky Minaj.Copy !req
909. I'm serving
alien superstar realness.Copy !req
910. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.Copy !req
911. What are you doing?Copy !req
912. The diva from Fifth Element.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...Copy !req
913. I was gonna say, stop.Copy !req
914. And now,
The Virgo Queen.Copy !req
915. It ain't easy
to be green, honey.Copy !req
916. Girl, she's wearing this
to go to the SuperbowlCopy !req
917. on motherfucking
Planet Virgo.Copy !req
918. This is very
Mars I'd like to attack.Copy !req
919. Where's my heel?
I bet you can't find it.Copy !req
920. It's gone, bitches.Copy !req
921. I want to show
these judges thatCopy !req
922. I'm fun, freaky,
and fine.Copy !req
923. Call her
Diana Roswell.Copy !req
924. Next, Xana.Copy !req
925. I am serving
Sigourney Beaver...Copy !req
926. coming down this
motherfucking runway.Copy !req
927. Get away
from her, you bitch!Copy !req
928. I am wearing the
alien queen exoskeletonCopy !req
929. in hot pink, rhinestoned
to fucking filthCopy !req
930. because she's a superstar.
She's got a little mic on.Copy !req
931. She's got her big mouth to
let everybody knowCopy !req
932. how she feels.Copy !req
933. And my shoes have a
little mouth-Copy !req
934. tiny, little teeth at
the bottom becauseCopy !req
935. I'm eating these
bitches up.Copy !req
936. I'd Spinal Tap that.Copy !req
937. Now, Perla.Copy !req
938. I knew everyone was
gonna give us pop glam,Copy !req
939. and I decided I'm gonna give
you a fucking gardenCopy !req
940. in this fully
hand-beaded dress.Copy !req
941. Oh, she's
starting to grow on me.Copy !req
942. I am completely pink,Copy !req
943. and I don't even like
the colour pink.Copy !req
944. I'm really feeling
my alien fantasy.Copy !req
945. This is my ecosystem.Copy !req
946. Well, I'm glad
she finally tookCopy !req
947. my note about wearing
more blush.Copy !req
948. And finally, Helena Poison.Copy !req
949. Ooh.Copy !req
950. I am that alien
going to an award show,Copy !req
951. collecting her award for
most human skinCopy !req
952. in a single evening.Copy !req
953. If Ursula
was on Ozempic.Copy !req
954. I want to show the
judges that I'm not afraidCopy !req
955. to put my best
nipple forward.Copy !req
956. Her poor,
unfortunate hole.Copy !req
957. Which
way is she gonna go?Copy !req
958. That way.
Oh!Copy !req
959. It's always a mystery.Copy !req
960. Welcome, queens.Copy !req
961. Xana, as the winner
of the Snatch Game,Copy !req
962. you didn't just survive,
you thrived.Copy !req
963. Thank you,
Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
964. You are excused
for now, but stay close.Copy !req
965. You'll want to hear
your sisters' pleas.Copy !req
966. First,
I just have to say,Copy !req
967. on behalf of all of us,
we were reallyCopy !req
968. disappointed yesterday
with the Snatch Game.Copy !req
969. There was a real lack of
energy that didn't reallyCopy !req
970. seem like a lot of you
wanted to be there,Copy !req
971. or were even trying.Copy !req
972. I want to see fire.
I want to see passion.Copy !req
973. First up, Uma Gahd.Copy !req
974. So, for your
character, Dee Gruenig,Copy !req
975. I felt like you came inCopy !req
976. with a bunch of
planned bits...Copy !req
977. and stuck to them
all the way through.Copy !req
978. A prop can
become a crutch,Copy !req
979. and I feel like that's
kind of what happened.Copy !req
980. You got really carried
away with the sponges.Copy !req
981. You came
in at a hundred,Copy !req
982. and you kind of
stayed at a hundred.Copy !req
983. You came in with
a very difficult character,Copy !req
984. and a very set idea of
what you wanted to doCopy !req
985. with that character.Copy !req
986. You didn't really play
with anything else.Copy !req
987. And it wasn't really funny.Copy !req
988. But, you live and
you learn, you know.Copy !req
989. Now you've gone through it,
you know what it's like.Copy !req
990. If you ever have
to do it again...Copy !req
991. you know what
not to do.Copy !req
992. I understand how
you feel, trust me.Copy !req
993. Thanks, sister.
Yeah.Copy !req
994. Your outfit tonight,
I like it.Copy !req
995. I think it's
whimsical and fun.Copy !req
996. I'm not sure if it's...Copy !req
997. executed to a level of...Copy !req
998. what we're looking for at
this point in the competition.Copy !req
999. Thank you.Copy !req
1000. Next up,
Minhi Wang.Copy !req
1001. Hi.Copy !req
1002. Minhi,
as Chairman Mao,Copy !req
1003. you gave such life to a
character thatCopy !req
1004. maybe not a lot of us
know about,Copy !req
1005. and even when some of
the jokes didn't land,Copy !req
1006. you had the ability to pivot
and get back in the game,Copy !req
1007. which is so important.Copy !req
1008. And then
when you brought theCopy !req
1009. dick book out, insane,
and I was like this is-Copy !req
1010. and the fact that you had
so many dicks free drawn,Copy !req
1011. I'm like, this is so wild
and so silly.Copy !req
1012. - It's perfect.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
1013. This look is great.Copy !req
1014. It gives me alien who
danced all night andCopy !req
1015. her dress broke, and she's
coming home atCopy !req
1016. 4 in the morning, getting a
little street snack.Copy !req
1017. And I love the
stripper heel with it.Copy !req
1018. I have a pair of
those at home.Copy !req
1019. Same thing.
So versatile.Copy !req
1020. They sure are.Copy !req
1021. Next up,
Makayla Couture.Copy !req
1022. Hi, Makayla.
I grew up with Oprah.Copy !req
1023. Your characterization of herCopy !req
1024. was secretive
for some reason.Copy !req
1025. It felt like you
closed her off.Copy !req
1026. The moment where I felt
like you were in itCopy !req
1027. was when you did the,
"you get a car,"Copy !req
1028. which is so famous,
everybody knows.Copy !req
1029. Oprah has so many things
that she says thatCopy !req
1030. you could have,
you know, used.Copy !req
1031. You just have to
figure out a way to remindCopy !req
1032. yourself that you're-
you just need to have fun.Copy !req
1033. Yeah.Copy !req
1034. This runway,
though, this runway,Copy !req
1035. you look gorgeous.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1036. I love a stoned brain,
cosmic serve.Copy !req
1037. Up next,
The Virgo Queen.Copy !req
1038. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
1039. So I had the toughest
time with you.Copy !req
1040. You just gave nothing.Copy !req
1041. I think I asked you,
I was like,Copy !req
1042. "Has anything like this ever
happened in your courtroom,"Copy !req
1043. and your answer was,
"Yes."Copy !req
1044. - Really?
- And then, you were just like-Copy !req
1045. - And I was like, "Cool."Copy !req
1046. - Alright, well, like...
- I do appreciate-Copy !req
1047. You were really trying
to volley.Copy !req
1048. I was
trying so hard, girl.Copy !req
1049. I do, I do
acknowledge that.Copy !req
1050. The one thing
that did happen wasCopy !req
1051. calling Traci a hooker.Copy !req
1052. Well,
finally somebody said it.Copy !req
1053. I know.Copy !req
1054. I'm sorry for
calling you a hooker.Copy !req
1055. I was trying to,
"yes and..."Copy !req
1056. Yes!
And I caught a stray.Copy !req
1057. Your look tonight,
these ghost heels,Copy !req
1058. your commitment to them.Copy !req
1059. Who's the hooker now?Copy !req
1060. Up next, Perla.Copy !req
1061. Hi!Copy !req
1062. I thought that you
were very funny asCopy !req
1063. Mary Kate Olsen.Copy !req
1064. Very good...Copy !req
1065. 70% job.Copy !req
1066. I was very
pleasantly surprised atCopy !req
1067. how well you
did Mary Kate.Copy !req
1068. I do think you committed
the whole time.Copy !req
1069. The only issue, when you
pick a character like that,Copy !req
1070. that's so one-note, it seems
like you're falling off it,Copy !req
1071. but that's just,
that's her.Copy !req
1072. Yeah.Copy !req
1073. This look, I love
all these textures.Copy !req
1074. It's like,
it's so hard to do.Copy !req
1075. I love it,
I think it's beautiful.Copy !req
1076. Thank you.Copy !req
1077. Last, but certainly not
least, Helena Poison.Copy !req
1078. Your makeup is...Copy !req
1079. so beautiful tonight.Copy !req
1080. Thank you.
It is gorgeous.Copy !req
1081. So Jennifer Tilley,Copy !req
1082. the impersonation
was spot on,Copy !req
1083. the actual voice and the
way that you were doing it.Copy !req
1084. What was being
contributed was...Copy !req
1085. half there,
half not there.Copy !req
1086. The voice
was really great.Copy !req
1087. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1088. The problem
was I didn't getCopy !req
1089. a lot of laughs
out of you.Copy !req
1090. I thought
you were very funny.Copy !req
1091. I thought you had a couple
of really funny quips.Copy !req
1092. And this is insane-Copy !req
1093. I just want to tweak those
nipples right off.Copy !req
1094. They're very fun.
Oh, and they're spongy!Copy !req
1095. Hey, spongy-spongy,
you can sponge...Copy !req
1096. you can do a little sponge
thing with the nips.Copy !req
1097. There we go.
Yeah, this looks great.Copy !req
1098. This makeup's insane,
yeah, I...Copy !req
1099. couldn't look away
the whole time.Copy !req
1100. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you, queens.Copy !req
1101. Xana,
you have earnedCopy !req
1102. the power of the
wooden beaver.Copy !req
1103. And I'm sure you're
all dying to knowCopy !req
1104. what that means.Copy !req
1105. Typically, the judges
determine the bottom three.Copy !req
1106. But tonight,
you will.Copy !req
1107. The wooden beaver
has the abilityCopy !req
1108. to save multiple queens.Copy !req
1109. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
1110. Xana, during Untucked,
you will kick things off byCopy !req
1111. passing the wooden beaver
to one of your sisters,Copy !req
1112. granting her safety.Copy !req
1113. The recipient will bestow
it to another queen,Copy !req
1114. marking her safe.Copy !req
1115. Whoa.Copy !req
1116. The wooden
beaver will be passedCopy !req
1117. one final time,Copy !req
1118. leaving a bottom three.Copy !req
1119. As you untuck, you may
all plead your case.Copy !req
1120. Major.Copy !req
1121. This power is gonna go to
my head just a little bit.Copy !req
1122. You may leave the stage.Copy !req
1123. Let me get that
water for you, Xana.Copy !req
1124. Oh, already
started, I see.Copy !req
1125. This wooden beaver
completely flips the script.Copy !req
1126. We are in charge of
our sisters' fates?Copy !req
1127. It's definitely
a scary thing.Copy !req
1128. Your fate in this competition
is now lying in the hands ofCopy !req
1129. your sisters who are also
gunning for the same thingCopy !req
1130. you're gunning for.Copy !req
1131. This is crazy.Copy !req
1132. Agh!Copy !req
1133. Alrighty, divas.
This is like wild.Copy !req
1134. Yeah.
This power is insane.Copy !req
1135. We obviously all,
as a group,Copy !req
1136. did not do well, though.Copy !req
1137. You know what?
It was not that bad.Copy !req
1138. It was not that bad.Copy !req
1139. I do not agree
with the judges.Copy !req
1140. I get that the judges
are here to judge us,Copy !req
1141. and I get that,
you know,Copy !req
1142. not every performance
speaks to everybody.Copy !req
1143. I've got feelings
and opinions...Copy !req
1144. I need to let
these girls know.Copy !req
1145. The fire they want,
what do they want?Copy !req
1146. They want us to fight,Copy !req
1147. they want us to be
mean to each other?Copy !req
1148. Just because we're
not sitting hereCopy !req
1149. pissing in each
other's wigsCopy !req
1150. doesn't mean that we
don't have fucking fire!Copy !req
1151. I think this is
the fire they want to see.Copy !req
1152. You know what?
If they would let me beCopy !req
1153. on the fucking stage for
six seconds withoutCopy !req
1154. just looking at me, saying,Copy !req
1155. "By the way, you look
like shit, you did shit."Copy !req
1156. If you want to hear
some fire from me,Copy !req
1157. talk to me about what
I think about drag.Copy !req
1158. Maybe I have been a
little too cool-headed andCopy !req
1159. reasonable about
everything that's happened,Copy !req
1160. but don't mistake that
for lack of passion.Copy !req
1161. My divas and sisters,Copy !req
1162. I have not made a decision.Copy !req
1163. Let me know why you think you
fucking deserve this from me.Copy !req
1164. I really want to know.Copy !req
1165. Who would like to start?Copy !req
1166. I can do it.Copy !req
1167. You came in talking big
game about theCopy !req
1168. kind of performances
that you do,Copy !req
1169. and I beat you in a lip sync,
and then you ended upCopy !req
1170. in the bottom for your
girl group competition,Copy !req
1171. and I'm not saying
this to put you down.Copy !req
1172. I'm trying to say this
because, obviously,Copy !req
1173. we can come in here and
we can know our strengths,Copy !req
1174. and our strengths
can still betray us.Copy !req
1175. We aren't flawless.Copy !req
1176. So, I came in here talking
a big game about comedy,Copy !req
1177. and yeah, this was
not my strongest one.Copy !req
1178. I don't think I was as bad
as what the judgesCopy !req
1179. were saying, but that's my
opinion and that's-Copy !req
1180. That's my opinion!Copy !req
1181. There we go!Copy !req
1182. But, I have done fucking
well in these challenges.Copy !req
1183. Have I won?
No, I have not.Copy !req
1184. But, did I lead in our
first PSA challenge?Copy !req
1185. Did I choreograph and lead
in our girl group challenge?Copy !req
1186. Did I win the showcase
model mini challenge?Copy !req
1187. Absolutely.Copy !req
1188. Did I make the judges
laugh in my photo shoot?Copy !req
1189. Abso-fucking-lutely.
I deserve to be here.Copy !req
1190. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1191. I do think that
everyone is hearing meCopy !req
1192. and understanding that...Copy !req
1193. there is passion in
everything that I do.Copy !req
1194. I don't know if it's
convincing anybody ofCopy !req
1195. anything, but I think it's
important for me toCopy !req
1196. let people
know who I am.Copy !req
1197. I deserve to
be here because...Copy !req
1198. I am giving you the quality.Copy !req
1199. In each of the challenges,Copy !req
1200. I have been
giving a hundred.Copy !req
1201. I'm not gonna lie, Xan,Copy !req
1202. I thought I was gonna
win Snatch Game.Copy !req
1203. I know that I didn't
land all my jokes...Copy !req
1204. Not everything
was funny,Copy !req
1205. but what they said on
the stage today was,Copy !req
1206. even if I'm not funny or
something doesn't go right,Copy !req
1207. I just keep going.Copy !req
1208. And honestly,
that is who I am.Copy !req
1209. Xana, you've been in
the position of needingCopy !req
1210. the beaver, and I gave
you that beaver.Copy !req
1211. Xana,
you owe me a beaver.Copy !req
1212. Let me ask you
this then, Perla.Copy !req
1213. Yeah?Copy !req
1214. Do you think that
this is the time thatCopy !req
1215. you want me to pay
you back for this,Copy !req
1216. or do you think one of your
sisters will take care of you?Copy !req
1217. Ideally, I would
love for someoneCopy !req
1218. to take care of me,Copy !req
1219. but do we know if this
is the end of the beaver?Copy !req
1220. If it doesn't get
used today,Copy !req
1221. maybe there's
not a tomorrow.Copy !req
1222. Absolutely.Copy !req
1223. Raise your hand if
you've been in the bottom.Copy !req
1224. Not willingly.Copy !req
1225. Raise your hand if
you've been in the bottom.Copy !req
1226. Exactly. I have
the best track record.Copy !req
1227. I believe that I should be
handed that...Copy !req
1228. wooden beaver?Copy !req
1229. Miss,
Miss Wooden Beaver.Copy !req
1230. Miss Wooden Beaver.Copy !req
1231. Virgo is a huge threat.Copy !req
1232. And if this is a moment
to get her in a weak spot,Copy !req
1233. this is a moment to get
her in a weak spot.Copy !req
1234. I'm not gonna lie
to you, I feel like I've...Copy !req
1235. not been showing
my best self becauseCopy !req
1236. I'm getting
in my own way,Copy !req
1237. and that's really
fucking frustrating.Copy !req
1238. And, I want a chance...Copy !req
1239. to be able to show that to
everybody becauseCopy !req
1240. I want to be here.Copy !req
1241. I think that
y'all know that...Copy !req
1242. I'm a superstar
'cause I say it a lot,Copy !req
1243. and I remind every single
person in this roomCopy !req
1244. how much they
are a superstar,Copy !req
1245. and how much you are
loved every single day.Copy !req
1246. I am someone
who cares,Copy !req
1247. not only about
this competition,Copy !req
1248. not only about myself,Copy !req
1249. but every single
one of you.Copy !req
1250. If I go home tonight,Copy !req
1251. y'all will be very
disappointed next week.Copy !req
1252. Very. And this competition
will lose its colour.Copy !req
1253. - Literally.
- I was gonna say.Copy !req
1254. Sorry, that clicked in
literally the second I said it.Copy !req
1255. Y'all already know
how much respect I haveCopy !req
1256. for every single one of you,Copy !req
1257. how much this sisterhood
and family means to me...Copy !req
1258. regardless if we've
had our differences.Copy !req
1259. I don't make this
decision lightly,Copy !req
1260. as much as this is
gonna be very fun.Copy !req
1261. The queen that I have
chosen to give this to,Copy !req
1262. and this has no reflection
on anybody here,Copy !req
1263. it is just truly because
I am paying back a debt...Copy !req
1264. I have chosen to give
this beaver to Perla.Copy !req
1265. Xana do come through!Copy !req
1266. Thank you!Copy !req
1267. I am so grateful...Copy !req
1268. that she stayed true
to her word.Copy !req
1269. That, to me, is such
a great sign of...Copy !req
1270. respect and friendship.Copy !req
1271. I'm returning
that favour,Copy !req
1272. and I thank you for your
second chanceCopy !req
1273. that you gave me.Copy !req
1274. And I hope you
utilize this moment...Copy !req
1275. for the sisters that do
deserve to be hereCopy !req
1276. next week as well.Copy !req
1277. My strategy hasn't
changed in this competition.Copy !req
1278. I want to keep people hereCopy !req
1279. that I can beat later
down the road.Copy !req
1280. Perla has been up and
down in this competition,Copy !req
1281. and she's also saved me,
so I do have loyalty to her.Copy !req
1282. But I can also
beat her...Copy !req
1283. in a lip sync.Copy !req
1284. Genuinely,
I am so thankful.Copy !req
1285. But now...Copy !req
1286. the wooden beaver
is in my hands.Copy !req
1287. This is a high-stakes,Copy !req
1288. high-stakes decision.Copy !req
1289. I...Copy !req
1290. I really... I'm...Copy !req
1291. This is fucking hard!Copy !req
1292. This is an extremely
tough decision becauseCopy !req
1293. everyone represents
something so different,Copy !req
1294. and everyone has
so much passion,Copy !req
1295. and everyone has
so much drive.Copy !req
1296. The queen...Copy !req
1297. that I am choosing
to save is...Copy !req
1298. I have to give it to Helena.Copy !req
1299. For real?
Yeah.Copy !req
1300. Wow.Copy !req
1301. I know that you have
so much drive in youCopy !req
1302. and so much fucking talent,
and I've...Copy !req
1303. I loved you way before
this competition,Copy !req
1304. and we're friends.Copy !req
1305. We have a
relationship together.Copy !req
1306. You made a part of the
outfit I'm wearing.Copy !req
1307. And I, I,
I know your fight.Copy !req
1308. I've seen what
you're capable of.Copy !req
1309. I see what you're
capable of...Copy !req
1310. and I know you will
keep giving us.Copy !req
1311. Thank you.Copy !req
1312. I love you.Copy !req
1313. I can't stand up,
but I love you.Copy !req
1314. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
1315. I'm freaking out.Copy !req
1316. This is like one of
the nicest things...Copy !req
1317. anyone's really...Copy !req
1318. done for me in
a long time.Copy !req
1319. Fuck. I really wasn't
expecting that.Copy !req
1320. I feel really seen right now.Copy !req
1321. And I just,
I love you so much.Copy !req
1322. I love you too.Copy !req
1323. This is the like grace
that I needed to really...Copy !req
1324. fucking fight
and keep going.Copy !req
1325. So, thank you.Copy !req
1326. Now I have aCopy !req
1327. really fucking hard
decision to make.Copy !req
1328. And there's a lot of different
ways I could choose,Copy !req
1329. between Uma Gahd,
Minhi Wang,Copy !req
1330. Makayla Couture,
and The Virgo Queen.Copy !req
1331. Helena,
girl, like...Copy !req
1332. she is my last lifeline.Copy !req
1333. Fucking save me.Copy !req
1334. Welcome back, queens.Copy !req
1335. Helena Poison,Copy !req
1336. who are you saving from
the chomping block?Copy !req
1337. This is
a big decision,Copy !req
1338. and I don't
take it lightly.Copy !req
1339. I've been playing a lot of
this game with my heart,Copy !req
1340. but tonight I was reminded
that this is a game,Copy !req
1341. this is a competition...Copy !req
1342. and based solely off of
this week's challengeCopy !req
1343. and the critiques
from the judges,Copy !req
1344. I feel like...Copy !req
1345. one person isn't deserving
of a bottom position,Copy !req
1346. and that queen is...Copy !req
1347. Minhi Wang.Copy !req
1348. The beaver has spoken.Copy !req
1349. Minhi Wang, you are out
of the woods this week.Copy !req
1350. You may join your
sisters at the back.Copy !req
1351. Thank you.Copy !req
1352. Uma Gahd,
Makayla Couture,Copy !req
1353. and The Virgo Queen,
I'm sorry but this meansCopy !req
1354. that you are all up
for elimination.Copy !req
1355. Three queens
stand before us.Copy !req
1356. Prior to tonight, you were
asked to prepareCopy !req
1357. a lip sync performance
of "Hello"Copy !req
1358. by Martin Solveig
and Dragonette.Copy !req
1359. This is your last chance
to impress us,Copy !req
1360. and save
yourself from...Copy !req
1361. elimination.Copy !req
1362. - The time has come...Copy !req
1363. for you to lip sync...Copy !req
1364. FOR! YOUR! LIFE!Copy !req
1365. Good luck...Copy !req
1366. and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
1367. That was chaos!
Chaos!Copy !req
1368. You better click-clack!Copy !req
1369. Queens,
we have made our decision.Copy !req
1370. The Virgo Queen,Copy !req
1371. Makayla Couture...Copy !req
1372. Shantay, you stay.Copy !req
1373. Oh, baby.
Oh, baby, baby.Copy !req
1374. Thank you.Copy !req
1375. You may move
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1376. Uma,
your spirit is heavenly,Copy !req
1377. and it brought us
closer to Gahd.Copy !req
1378. Mission
accomplished then.Copy !req
1379. Thank you so much.
You know what?Copy !req
1380. I came here to
live in the moment,Copy !req
1381. and to bring everything that
I wanted to show the world,Copy !req
1382. and I could
not be prouder.Copy !req
1383. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1384. Sashay away.Copy !req
1385. We love you, Uma!
We love you, Uma!Copy !req
1386. Thank you!
Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1387. The chicken was delicious.
Don't forget to vote.Copy !req
1388. Thank you!
Thank you.Copy !req
1389. - Gahd bless.
- Love you, Uma!Copy !req
1390. Bye, auntie!
Gahd bless.Copy !req
1391. I feel really proud.Copy !req
1392. When I walked
into this room,Copy !req
1393. I realized that I had
put up a lot of guards,Copy !req
1394. and the amazing people
in this werkroomCopy !req
1395. really, really helped me
realize thatCopy !req
1396. I don't want to
do that anymore.Copy !req
1397. I feel proud.Copy !req
1398. To everybody out there,Copy !req
1399. remember Gahd loves you
just as you are.Copy !req
1400. You're welcome in
the church any time.Copy !req
1401. I love you.
Gahd bless.Copy !req
1402. I need a snack.Copy !req
1403. Condragulations, queens.Copy !req
1404. You live to slay another day!Copy !req
1405. - Woo!
- Fuck yeah.Copy !req
1406. The world
has never neededCopy !req
1407. the magic of drag more,
so remember,Copy !req
1408. stay true, north,
strong, and?Copy !req
1409. Fierce!Copy !req
1410. Oh, and queens...Copy !req
1411. one more thing.Copy !req
1412. The beaver is
going into hibernation...Copy !req
1413. So say your goodbyes.Copy !req
1414. Bye, Gilda.
Bye, girl, bye.Copy !req
1415. Anyway,
let the music play!Copy !req
1416. Next time on
Canada's Drag Race...Copy !req
1417. You will be
designing a look for moiCopy !req
1418. that I will be modeling
on the main stage.Copy !req
1419. Oh!Copy !req
1420. We have to dress
Brooke Lynn Hytes?Copy !req
1421. Everyone is draping.Copy !req
1422. It's a drape factoryCopy !req
1423. where a drape factory
not ought to be.Copy !req
1424. Please
welcome Miss Suki Doll!Copy !req
1425. Ah!
Hi, sisters!Copy !req
1426. You seem a little overwhelmed.
You gonna be good?Copy !req
1427. I'm nervous, girl!Copy !req
1428. I am not
tearing her down!Copy !req
1429. I am just enlightening
the facts.Copy !req
1430. She's mad mad.Copy !req
1431. Um, so...Copy !req
1432. Did someone just quit?Copy !req