Canada's Drag Race 5x3

1. Previously, on Canada's Drag Race...

2. You will act, write, and direct

3. educational videos to teach our little green friends

4. about life here on earth.

5. What is a family?

6. Any hole... is a goal!

7. And we're here to teach you...

8. Manners.

9. Your whole team seemed very unprepared.

10. Your PSA, A++.

11. Perla, condragulations.

12. I have chosen to save Xana.

13. Tara Nova, sashay away.

14. Ooh, my toe beans.

15. We have officially had our first elimination.

16. And, I feel guilty, because I had the beaver,

17. and I didn't use it on Tara.

18. Maybe I'll come to Newfoundland,

19. and I'll kiss a cod.

20. What are y'at, b'y.

21. "Just like water, I must flow to the next river.

22. We are a family."

23. Aw!

24. Let's give it up for Tara. I love her so much.

25. We love you, Tara! Love you!

26. The first smear wipe.

27. Tiffany's never cleaned anything in her life.

28. That's... true.

29. Ugh.

30. Alrighty, divas, I think we need to

31. congratulate Tiffany on winning the first

32. elimination lip sync!

33. That is the fucking Tiffany that I know, that I love.

34. That girl on that stage is who we need

35. to see here on out. Okay?

36. That's the girl that I am.

37. I'm small but mighty.

38. You bitches got to go, so if you want to start

39. lip syncing against me, come prepared.

40. Xana, I'm happy that you're here as well.

41. Yes, thank you, Perla, for seeing me, and...

42. allowing me to continue in this competition.

43. I could really just feel this passion coming

44. from you, and all I could hear in my head was,

45. "You have to pick Xana."

46. I think we might have just established

47. our first Vancouver - Toronto alliance.

48. I hope Xana returns the favour.

49. So, some of you thought Xana was

50. meant to be in the top? Ooh.

51. We also had Xana in the top too.

52. Unfortunately, one of the bottom three.

53. - No! - What?

54. So does that mean that you thought

55. I was meant to be in the bottom?

56. I didn't think it. She did.

57. Okay.

58. I really thought that based off of just

59. how I saw Minhi, I didn't understand her runway look

60. because I thought that she was a

61. Philadelphia Cream Cheese girl.

62. Then, when she told me, "No, I'm Juice Boxx,"

63. I was like...

64. Juice Boxx?

65. Okay, I'm ready to get this bad juju off of me,

66. so let's all get out of drag.

67. - Thank you! - Fuck this!

68. The other girls are obviously talking a big game,

69. but flying under the radar is actually quite good.

70. I'm happy just to like be here.

71. Come on, angel wings.

72. Because you're not really painting

73. a huge target on your back.

74. Why didn't you shave before this!

75. I forgot!

76. I think some people are gonna Tonya Harding them,

77. they're gonna Showgirls people,

78. put glass in their setting powder, like it is intense.

79. - Ah! - On 3...

80. - 1...

81. Sacre mert!

82. The winner of Canada's Drag Race

83. receives the pleasure of $100,000,

84. thanks to Trojan.

85. With Traci Melchor...

86. Brad Goreski...

87. And Brooke Lynn Hytes!

88. With tonight's extra special guest judge, Shea Couleé!

89. Ah! It's a new day!

90. It's a new day in the werkroom,

91. and I'll be damned. I got the fucking beaver.

92. Oh, yeah!

93. No more Mister Nice Girl.

94. I'm here to put Xana first, and you're about to

95. witness Xana's revenge.

96. Alrighty, divas.

97. I want to congratulate Perla one more time for winning.

98. Congratulations for bringing your personality

99. to this competition.

100. - Oh, my god.

101. Uma, I want to swing it back to you.

102. My relationship with Uma so far has been

103. kind of up and down.

104. Last week, it felt like maybe you...

105. kind of sabotaged me a little bit with the writing.

106. Sabotaged you? It felt sabotage-y.

107. 'Cause you took over the writing for most of it,

108. and I felt like the writing wasn't strong

109. for me to stand out.

110. Actually, it's completely the opposite

111. because even like the jokes that you wanted to include,

112. I made sure to include them, which was kind of like that

113. sexy angle that you wanted to put in,

114. so like the intro monologue was supposed to be mine,

115. but I gave it to you so that you had more screen time.

116. You gave me a very specific worded intro,

117. that you're like, "Yeah, she'll fumble that."

118. No, that you- I even made sure.

119. I said, "Girl, are you gonna be able to say it all?"

120. And you were like, "Oh yeah, absolutely."

121. Xana comes for me and, yeah,

122. it definitely got my hackles up.

123. I literally gave up my lines

124. to make sure that you had more.

125. Saboteur where?

126. Um, maybe it's an inner one.

127. She's basically saying you sunk yourself.

128. I'm saying she pulled the plug,

129. and I was spiraling because of it.

130. Let's go, girls! Ah!

131. O Canada!

132. She done already done had herses.

133. - Ladykins... - Okay...

134. The family that slays together stays together.

135. So, if you're a tight end, a wide receiver,

136. or just a plain old lacrosse dresser,

137. don't be a ball hog.

138. Now, hit the showers.

139. Ooh.

140. Hello, hello, beauties! Ah!

141. - Hi! - Walk it out, walk it out!

142. Queens, we've really gotten to know each other

143. these past couple of weeks.

144. We've learned who can sing, who can act,

145. but I wonder...

146. Hm, who is a lip sync assassin?

147. Eh! Come on.

148. Well, we're about to find out because

149. the Slay Offs are back.

150. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

151. Yes!

152. My God! It's the Lip Sync Slay Off!

153. But we're doing things a little different.

154. Oh no.

155. Two teams.

156. Five lip syncs.

157. Here's how it works.

158. If you win your lip sync, you earn safety

159. for yourself and a point for your team.

160. Okay... Werk, okay.

161. The team with the most points wins the

162. maxi challenge, meaning they're all safe.

163. If you're on the losing team,

164. and you lose your lip sync,

165. you'll find yourself in the bottom and

166. possibly up for elimination.

167. Ooh, girl...

168. A lot of girls should be scared.

169. And one of you will sashay away tonight.

170. What?

171. Now that's a fucking twist.

172. That is wild, like, if you mess up today,

173. there is no going back.

174. Perla... Yeah?

175. And The Virgo Queen. What 'a do.

176. As our maxi challenge winners,

177. you will be team captains.

178. Ooh!

179. Perla, as our most recent winner,

180. you get first dibs.

181. Oh, fuck me up. Select your slayer.

182. I want to just fill my team with

183. the strongest people.

184. Makayla, how you doing?

185. Hi, baby.

186. The Virgo Queen, who are you choosing?

187. Sanjina Dabish Queen.

188. Get over here, my daughter.

189. Ah! Mm-hm.

190. Makayla, you're choosing next.

191. Oh, come on!

192. Oh, I love this.

193. Oh!

194. Team meeting, team meeting.

195. I'm just gonna- Ooh, ooh, do you feel that?

196. Who are you choosing?

197. Tiffany, come on, baby.

198. Let's go.

199. Oh! You want to take home a win?

200. Welcome.

201. So, Sanjina, you will choose next for your team.

202. Miss Xana do, Xana don't.

203. Xana do.

204. Honestly, when you see Xana, she's so powerful,

205. so you know that she's gonna bringing it.

206. Tiffany Ann Co.

207. Miss Uma. Oh, okay!

208. Welcome to the family.

209. I think you can hold your own, girl.

210. It felt nice to know that these people

211. have some faith in, in...

212. the broad skills of my drag.

213. Alright, Xana.

214. You'll choose next for your team.

215. I would like to call a friend quickly.

216. Okay.

217. I originally was...

218. aiming for Minhi.

219. Because Helena's a bingo girl,

220. so usually when I see her she's always sitting

221. on a fucking chair, running her mouth.

222. Okay.

223. I would love to bring Helena into our team.

224. Yes. Oh my gosh.

225. Our last two queens are Minhi Wang

226. and Jaylene Tyme. Uma, it's your choice.

227. Eugh...

228. So...

229. Is she gonna get picked last?

230. We're going to go with Jaylene Tyme.

231. Oh, thank you. Come, Mother.

232. Yeah. Even as a 39-year-old grown man,

233. getting picked last really doesn't feel great.

234. That means Minhi Wang, you will join Helena

235. and the rest of that team.

236. Welcome to the winning team.

237. Now that you have your teams, as a group,

238. you will decide which queen performs each track.

239. Wow. Oh, I like that.

240. This is gaggy.

241. Be strategic...

242. because joining us is All-Stars 5 winner,

243. Shea Couleé!

244. I am so excited to see Shea Couleé.

245. Shea Couleé is one of my biggest drag inspirations

246. ever, of all time.

247. I mean, I literally, I took a bus

248. for 10 hours to go see them.

249. Like...

250. Racers, start your engines...

251. And may the best drag team win!

252. Ah!

253. The assassins... are here.

254. Assassin!

255. So, we have the ability to be able to

256. choose our song, and for myself,

257. I'm not thinking about anybody else.

258. I've got to focus on what I'm bringing.

259. One thing that's really important for me is

260. I need to get the song that I want.

261. Can we just take a moment and

262. talk about the fact that it's teams?

263. Teams! That gagged me.

264. Well, I always think that it's important to

265. really recognize that drag is different vibes,

266. and that's where the strength comes as a team.

267. These are our songs:

268. "Too Hot", Alanis Morissette.

269. "Heads Will Roll", Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

270. "Bad Bitches Don't Cry", Priyanka and Ralph.

271. "San Francisco", "Exes".

272. And I'm curious to know what each of you

273. think your strength song is, but also,

274. which songs the other team will gravitate towards.

275. We all have our strengths.

276. We know what we're good at.

277. Like, I'm an Exes girl, like that...

278. 100%. Like, I'm known for doing this.

279. I want to see you devour that.

280. I will devour that. Yeah.

281. I need to do "Exes" by Tate McRae

282. because that's my bread and butter.

283. I do it all the time at home, like,

284. she's the new Britney of our generation,

285. and you're looking at the Britney of

286. this drag generation.

287. I want to say something right now because

288. I bring that Vegas, the beads, the feathers.

289. Yes, yes. That whole vibe.

290. "San Francisco" is something that opened my heart.

291. Really?

292. You also loved San Francisco.

293. I can't lie. That's kind of where I...

294. sit as well.

295. I picked Jaylene as part of our team,

296. and I immediately regret it.

297. There is only one old lady song in our song selection,

298. and we're both gonna be trying to get that one song.

299. That's one of my strengths, is spoken word.

300. Yeah. Mine too.

301. Uma also wants the song.

302. But come on.

303. This is Judy Garland.

304. If we want to go with a little bit of a gaggy,

305. unexpected moment, I would love "Heads Will Roll".

306. I was there, like, doing the Techtronic up in the clubs.

307. Like, shirt off, sweat down.

308. - Yes!

309. If I can't get San Francisco,

310. I would love Heads Will Roll.

311. If I can't get that first choice of song,

312. I am going to get my second choice.

313. Miss Perla?

314. I'm a hair whipper, and Heads Will Roll

315. is kind of like my number one.

316. So do you want me to do the rest or...?

317. My hairography kind of works with this

318. Heads Will Roll because literally

319. my head is gonna be rolling.

320. This is my song. This is my song.

321. Obviously, we both want it for a reason.

322. But like, when we look at it for the whole team,

323. I'm not going to do this well enough.

324. You definitely could.

325. Uma is fighting because

326. she knows where her strengths are.

327. But I want it.

328. So does everyone feel good?

329. I feel great. I feel good.

330. We're locked in? Locking in.

331. Locking in.

332. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

333. Shea Couleé! Ah!

334. Aw...

335. - Bye, exit! - Okay, then.

336. Gonna pick you up for once!

337. Slam you on the ground!

338. I'm not actually worried about anyone on

339. our team because all of these girls perform full-time.

340. I think, if anything, they might be a little bit

341. worried about me because I don't do drag...

342. all the time.

343. Alright, team, so what is

344. our strategy then going into this?

345. I have some insider tea from Vancouver...

346. - If I can spill it? - Yes, go for it, we need this.

347. It's important to me to strategize in this

348. challenge because, yes, they're my sisters,

349. but them going home only means I get to go further.

350. - So, this is Tiffany's song. - This is her track.

351. We only get to do two a number per show,

352. and this is always one of them.

353. Okay.

354. So, if you feel the confidence to

355. pop off against her,

356. this is a good chance to take her out quickly.

357. The other thing that we could do,

358. if you know that that's Tiff and she turns it,

359. we could just throw it.

360. Would we rather want to throw it or take it out,

361. because I want to get as many wins as possible right away.

362. For me, I'm just going to give it

363. because I love her too much.

364. I want to take my Auntie Priyanka's song...

365. And give the brown girl what they want.

366. I prayed so hard to Lord Ganesh.

367. I was like, please give me "Bad Bitches Don't Cry",

368. and it landed right in these

369. beautiful, orange hands.

370. This is where I want to be.

371. You want to do "Heads Will Roll"?

372. Not to toot my own horn,

373. but I'm gonna toot my own horn.

374. I'm a really good lip syncher.

375. I do this every single fucking day.

376. I feel confident going up against anybody

377. on that other team.

378. Mine was kind of in this area,

379. 'cause I know this song like every breath of it.

380. I've seen you do Heads Will Roll.

381. That's why I was like-

382. Well, Yeah Yeah Yeahs are some of my favourite.

383. I mean the first song that sticks out to me on that list

384. is "Heads Will Roll" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

385. Sorry, Xana.

386. But if Makayla had Heads Will Roll,

387. for instance, and you took that song,

388. do you feel comfortable going up against her?

389. I mean, I'm comfortable

390. going up against anybody. Will I win? I'm not sure.

391. I want to go in with winning.

392. I feel pretty confident going into this challenge,

393. knowing that I can beat the best of them.

394. And, that might be an issue for her.

395. It sounds like nobody wants "Too Hot".

396. I do like Too Hot.

397. I was thinking Too Hot, Virgo, because

398. Too Hot is like an early 90s R&B vibe.

399. I could do any of these numbers.

400. But yes, that's the song I wanted to lip sync to, yeah.

401. I've been waiting for this moment.

402. I would also take this as well.

403. Minhi, you're feeling Too Hot and San Fran?

404. I'm feeling Too Hot.

405. I'm strategically also choosing my song,

406. hoping that maybe Uma or Jaylene are

407. more likely to be the ones that are going to

408. be doing one of them.

409. Remember what you're good at,

410. and then apply it to the song.

411. Also, connecting with the audience is more important

412. than doing a cackety-ca-ca-ca.

413. And don't rely on splits and tricks.

414. Alright, put your hands in.

415. 1, 2, 3, Fab Five!

416. Ah!

417. Ah... Aw!

418. This is gonna be an eye-opening challenge.

419. I have a lot of question marks. Right?

420. I'm confident with my girls...

421. But you know, who knows what the other team got.

422. Does anyone have like nerves

423. before they perform, or anxiety?

424. Usually no. Today, yes.

425. That part.

426. I do have- I do have- I have some nerves.

427. I'm really worried that because Auntie Uma

428. doesn't pull tricks that I'm not gonna be seen as

429. someone who is trying hard enough.

430. Run up, get done up, bitch.

431. Oh!

432. Virgo and Friends are gonna slay.

433. - Team Virgo and Friends.

434. Not Team Virgo and Friends.

435. I think Tara still has the boat running

436. for whoever's going home with her.

437. Ooh! Fighting words.

438. Looking around the room,

439. I'm really nervous for...

440. everyone but me.

441. Get in, losers. We're going lip synching.

442. Woo!

443. Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.

444. What's another word for dancing queen?

445. Oh, I know! Brad Goreski.

446. And can you believe I'm only 17?

447. I, in fact, cannot believe that.

448. But you know who I can believe is only 17?

449. Canada's favourite stage mom, Traci Melchor.

450. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

451. And she always brings it to the runway.

452. It's All-Stars 5 winner, Shea Couleé.

453. Hey, Brooke Lynn. Hi, Shea.

454. How do lip syncs make you feel?

455. - So emotional. - Oh, cue the rose petals.

456. This week, our queens teamed up to

457. showdown on the main stage in the Lip Sync Slay Offs.

458. Racers, start your engines...

459. and may the best drag queen win.

460. Welcome to the Canada's Drag Race

461. Slay Offs, Teams Edition.

462. Here's how it will work.

463. One queen from each team will face off

464. in a best of 5 rounds.

465. The first team to win three battles will win the

466. maxi challenge and be safe from elimination.

467. The queens from the losing team who lose their lip syncs

468. will be in the bottom.

469. The gag is even if you're on the bottom team,

470. but you won your lip sync, you're safe.

471. So like, turn it out and you're golden.

472. Queens, this is your opportunity to show us,

473. and more importantly, the fans,

474. what it is that you do best,

475. so don't hold back and do fuck it up.

476. Yes!

477. The first song will be

478. "Too Hot" by Alanis Morissette.

479. From Team Perla, who will be battling?

480. We have Makayla.

481. Ooh!

482. Oh, Makayla's got this in the bag.

483. Have you seen her? She's so hot.

484. It's almost going to be...

485. Too Hot.

486. Team Virgo,

487. who will be fighting for your team?

488. We have Minhi Wang.

489. - Ooh! - Yes!

490. This is like a full David and Goliath situation.

491. Can we get a medic for Minhi?

492. So here we have it.

493. Makayla Couture will be facing off against Minhi Wang

494. in a battle of the catsuits.

495. The rest of you may move to the back of the stage.

496. Right off the bat, I'm a little bit nervous.

497. They're really just sending out their lip sync assassin

498. to just get the job done, so I'm thinking...

499. Uh-oh.

500. This might be a tumbly ride.

501. It's time for our first battle.

502. Two queens stand before us.

503. This is your chance to impress us...

504. and earn a point for your team.

505. - The time has come...

506. for you to lip sync...

507. FOR! YOUR! SQUAD!

508. Okay! I like that!

509. Girl, you don't know what's coming, baby.

510. You don't know what's coming.

511. Makayla was picked first.

512. I was picked last. But sometimes

513. it can be a pretty rough fall from the top.

514. Good luck...

515. and don't fuck it up.

516. Oh!

517. Good job, baby.

518. - Yay! - That was hot!

519. What a killer start to this competition.

520. And this is such a fun pairing because

521. you both have been on the show before.

522. Yes.

523. Makeover contestant and Pit Crew.

524. Minhi, I'll start with you.

525. You had some great comedic timing.

526. Your use of the stage was really, really good.

527. I loved your take on the hands in the air.

528. Very, very funny.

529. Just fun to watch.

530. Makayla, you were just sex on a stick.

531. It was really alluring, inviting.

532. You knew how to pull the viewer in.

533. You turned it all the way up.

534. Giving us Janet Jackson, giving us pop star.

535. And red hot, oh, honey.

536. You were absolute fire out there on that stage.

537. I love the floor work that you were doing,

538. and it just made for a really fun lip sync.

539. Queens, we have made our decision.

540. Makayla Couture...

541. Condragulations.

542. Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

543. You are the winner of this Slay Off.

544. Thank you.

545. You are safe to slay another day

546. and have earned a point for your team.

547. I did exactly what needed to be done,

548. so now it's up to the rest of my team to kick some ass.

549. Minhi Wang, I'm sorry, my dear,

550. but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.

551. Understood.

552. You may both step to the back of the stage.

553. It's disappointing, but...

554. I've still got my team behind me.

555. Sorry, guys.

556. I need you girls to get us on the board.

557. Our next showdown will be to

558. "San Francisco" by Rufus Wainwright.

559. Team Virgo, who is your slayer?

560. We have decided...

561. on Helena Poison.

562. - Ooh. - Yes, Miss Poison.

563. So, we're down one motherfucking point.

564. I'm not pissed yet because my boo-boo, Helena,

565. she's got this. Bring it, bitch.

566. Poison these hoes.

567. And Team Perla, reveal your fighter.

568. We have chosen Jaylene Tyme.

569. Ooh! Okay.

570. You're going up against Jaylene Tyme.

571. Queen of classic, the legend.

572. Let's watch this one.

573. Our next battle is

574. Helena Poison versus Jaylene Tyme.

575. Helena looks like a rock and roll goddess,

576. but I'm gonna shimmy my way right to the top.

577. She's definitely dressed more the part

578. than I am...

579. but I'm feeling very ready to just have a

580. camp old time with this song.

581. Round 2! Ding-ding!

582. Now after this, after this next number,

583. we're going to have a little break and you can

584. go off and smoke and drink, whatever you people do.

585. Jeanette Macdonald was a singer as well as Judy.

586. Who sang in a more operatic...

587. way.

588. Whereas Judy was more swing.

589. I personally...

590. would call this next line a dig.

591. Woo!

592. Woohoo!

593. Ha-ha! Woo!

594. Bravo!

595. So captivating.

596. It was like watching a tennis match, you know,

597. like I've got to go back over here,

598. I've got to go back over here.

599. Jaylene, you were giving me some

600. good old fashioned cabaret.

601. A bit of Fosse in there too.

602. Looked like you had a little

603. one too many there, giving us drunk aunt

604. at a wedding, and I loved it.

605. I thought that you had really, really great energy.

606. My word of advice would be, think about-

607. this is gonna sound dirty-

608. the journey of your mouth, and think about

609. the choreography of this, just like your body.

610. And I think that that will help you really,

611. really be able to excel at numbers like this,

612. but great job.

613. Miss Poison...

614. There is an old school song that I used to

615. dance to called "Poison", and it said,

616. "never trust a big butt and a smile,"

617. but I'm trusting all of this.

618. - Oh, you shouldn't. - You were a little vamp.

619. It was very sexy Broadway vamp.

620. I loved it, and I loved your take on the song,

621. and a way to really make it your own.

622. Honestly, when I was looking at you,

623. I was just like, how is she going to do this?

624. But that is really the job of a queen to

625. take the song and make it her own.

626. Great job, the both of you.

627. Queens, we have made our decision.

628. Helena Poison, condragulations.

629. - Ah! - Good job, babe!

630. We love you, girl!

631. You are the winner of this Slay Off.

632. Thank you so much!

633. I made Rufus Wainwright sexy.

634. And I just need everyone to know that.

635. You're safe to slay another day and

636. have earned a point for your team.

637. Yes.

638. Jaylene Tyme, I'm sorry, my dear,

639. but you have lost your battle

640. and may be up for elimination.

641. Thank you.

642. Helena wins, and that means our team

643. has our first point, and I would like to argue that

644. that was my win because I picked Helena.

645. Queens, the next Slay Off will be to

646. "Heads Will Roll" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs,

647. the A-trak remix.

648. Team Perla, who is up?

649. We are sending up...

650. Uma Gahd.

651. Ooh.

652. Uma's another one that I've never seen perform.

653. I don't want to be overly confident, but...

654. I'm thinking this is gonna be

655. point number two for Team Virgo.

656. And Team Virgo, who you got?

657. We got...

658. Miss Xana.

659. Ooh!

660. Girl, leave me alone!

661. Oh my god.

662. The feud has left the werkroom.

663. It's now on the main stage.

664. Uma, like you've got this, girl.

665. Show these bitches who's here.

666. So it's Uma Gahd versus Xana.

667. I'm ready to take this bitch out.

668. I'm intimidating. I want her to feel that.

669. I want Uma to see what Xana do.

670. I know that Xana is coming for blood...

671. Especially with me, but that gives me the drive

672. that I need to really upstage her.

673. Go off!

674. Woo!

675. Come on, Uma!

676. Yes! Killer.

677. Xana, my god, our sexpot.

678. And you also had a few tricks up your sleeve as well.

679. Acrobatics and theater,

680. wow, just in- just incredible.

681. Xana, you have those bedroom eyes.

682. I painted them that way.

683. You have a great way of commanding a stage.

684. So, great job.

685. You really know how to draw people in.

686. Always try and be aware of

687. not only where your opponent is,

688. but also where the cameras are,

689. because if you're gonna do something stunning,

690. you want to make sure that everybody at home

691. watching can see it.

692. Did you hear that, Brooke Lynn?

693. Honey, the camera's always looking at me.

694. I have my own camera.

695. Uma, you're the type of queen that

696. when I look at you, I'm not sure

697. what I'm gonna get when I see them in a lip sync.

698. You can move!

699. I love the way that you brought your own

700. individual quirkiness to it.

701. You know, you started off,

702. you're giving a little broken doll, and then

703. it just gradually builds and builds and builds.

704. I'm all for some robotics.

705. Some like storytelling through movement,

706. which was really, really effective because it was

707. a totally different take than what Xana was doing,

708. and you do it so well, even with a pendant necklace on.

709. Queens, we've made our decision.

710. Uma Gahd...

711. Condragulations, you're the winner of this Slay Off.

712. Uma!

713. Thank you.

714. You're safe to slay another day and

715. have earned a point for your team.

716. Xana, my dear, I'm sorry but you lost your battle

717. and may be up for elimination.

718. Uma beat your ass, Xana.

719. Like what is this?

720. They just want to see me lip sync again.

721. Girl, Xana do, Xana clearly don't.

722. The next Slay Off will be to "Exes"

723. by Tate McRae.

724. Who will be battling for Team Virgo?

725. I volunteer as tribute.

726. Ooh! Yes, bitch!

727. Ah, that's my drag mother!

728. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

729. You better pack your bags, bitch,

730. 'cause you're going the fuck home.

731. And whomst do we have for Team Perla?

732. Tiffany, take it away.

733. Ooh! I'm hungry, bitch.

734. This is gonna be a battle.

735. If you thought I was nasty,

736. this is about to be nasty.

737. Our next battle will be The Virgo Queen

738. versus Tiffany Ann Co.

739. You're dead.

740. If Team Perla wins this,

741. their team will win the Slay Offs.

742. No pressure, no pressure.

743. I cannot be in the bottom this week.

744. Oof. No, ma'am.

745. Bottoming's not for me.

746. I eat too many burritos.

747. This song is going to take me to the top.

748. Virgo, that was a bold choice stepping up against me.

749. Fuck it up, bitch!

750. Wow! Who gonna help me up?

751. Leave that bitch alone!

752. Someone needs to phone Tate McRae and

753. let her know that this was a Tate McSlay.

754. Ah!

755. Tiff, your energy is so great.

756. You're such an incredible dancer.

757. You have such beautiful musicality.

758. Thank you.

759. You were giving me sassy and sexy.

760. I love a hard dance, you know,

761. when you put your foot into it, and when you

762. hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, yeah.

763. I felt like I was with y'all, in your bedroom,

764. lip synching in front of your mirror because we all know

765. when we like perform in our bedrooms,

766. like baby, we are giving it like it is

767. Madison Square Garden, you know.

768. Virgo Queen, you have, um, star quality.

769. Your confidence was palpable.

770. I could feel it all the way over here.

771. It was just so well done.

772. You have this swag about you,

773. and I loved your split at the end.

774. I thought that was such a brilliant way to

775. put a great period right on the end of it.

776. Queens, we've made our decision.

777. The Virgo Queen...

778. Condragulations.

779. Yes!

780. You are the winner of this Slay Off.

781. Thank you.

782. You're safe to slay another day

783. and have earned a point for your team.

784. Shea, this was really such an amazing

785. dream come true just to perform for you.

786. This is like you walking for Naomi Campbell

787. was me performing for you tonight.

788. Oh my gosh, thank you.

789. I appreciate that so much.

790. Thank you.

791. Tiffany Ann Co., I'm sorry, my dear,

792. you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.

793. The teams are tied at 2-2.

794. Whoever wins this Slay Off,

795. that team is gonna be safe.

796. The score is 2-all,

797. which means it all comes down to this.

798. I right now am reeling in my stool.

799. That sounds so bad.

800. It's almost becoming a little bit too much.

801. Like, I could be going home.

802. I need my team to pull it out for all of us.

803. The final song will be "Bad Bitches Don't Cry"

804. by Priyanka and Ralph.

805. Will the last two slayers step forward?

806. We've got the biggest personality in the room

807. against the smallest person in the room.

808. I am biting my nails off.

809. Perla can gracefully slay,

810. whereas I know...

811. Got his, baby.

812. You know, Sanjina's going to bludgeon.

813. Beat.

814. The final Slay Off is between

815. Sanjina Dabish Queen and Perla.

816. The winner of this Slay Off will win for their

817. entire team, and the loser will be in the bottom.

818. I'm telling you, I'm about to piss all over

819. this fucking stage.

820. I'm about to bury you, bitch.

821. Bad Bitches Don't Cry, and you about to cry, girl.

822. Am I gonna cry?

823. Nah. Let's fuck shit up.

824. Fuck that shit up!

825. Oh, my god, Perla.

826. Ah! Bad bitch!

827. - Oh... oh, props.

828. What the neck do!

829. What an iconic way to close off

830. our Slay Offs with this performance.

831. I'm gonna start with Hurricane Sanjina.

832. I was watching you back there when everyone else

833. was performing, and you were like,

834. "Is it my turn yet?"

835. It's the performance anxiety.

836. And I think you're a natural born

837. performer, like, this is where you're meant to be.

838. You came out of the gate piping hot,

839. popping like popcorn, making use of the entire stage.

840. You just have like electricity

841. running through your veins. It is...

842. it's infectious, and it's really nice to see somebody

843. who you can tell wants to be here so badly.

844. Us, as judges, appreciate that so much.

845. You are so generous

846. with your energy on this stage.

847. You're like I'm not going to make y'all work for it.

848. I'm going to work for you.

849. I also commend you because you have

850. so many accessories on,

851. and they are all still in place, which I'm shocked.

852. - I am shocked.

853. I'm not gonna lie, girl.

854. You came out in them glasses, and I'm like brownie points

855. if she keeps those on this entire time,

856. and they did not move.

857. And Perla... Hey.

858. My little pocket rocket.

859. I thought I was your pocket rocket.

860. There's two pockets.

861. - We're golden.

862. It's the hairography for me.

863. You had an amazing performance,

864. but there was just this quiet elegance.

865. You could tell you're a really seasoned

866. performer, and you know exactly what you're doing,

867. and you know exactly when to do it.

868. I love seeing someone that has a little bit of

869. mystery about them.

870. You wonder like what is she going to do next?

871. And I know that Priyanka is watching.

872. I don't know why I'm saying it like she died or something.

873. - She's dead.

874. - She's dead and gone. - From heaven?

875. She's looking down from above,

876. from her business class flight,

877. and she is so proud of the both of you.

878. I just cannot wait to see what the future

879. has in store for both of you.

880. Thank you. Thank you.

881. Thank you, Judges.

882. Queens, we have made our decision.

883. Sanjina Dabish Queen...

884. Condragulations. Ah!

885. Yes, bitch! Yes! Yes!

886. Thank you! Oh, my god, thank you.

887. Thank you, Ganesh, thank you.

888. You are the winner of this Slay Off...

889. And have won the Slay Offs for your team.

890. Perla, I'm sorry, my dear, but you have lost

891. your battle, and this means you are in the bottom.

892. That is okay.

893. You may both step to the back of the stage.

894. - I love you. - Love you.

895. That was a good fight.

896. Team Virgo, condragulations

897. on winning the Slay Offs.

898. We loved all of your victory dances,

899. but one of you really one-two stepped it up.

900. The Virgo Queen...

901. Condragulations!

902. You're the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

903. How much money do I win?

904. You have won $5000...

905. And, a $5000 charity donation to

906. LGBT youthline, courtesy of Neutrogena.

907. Awesome.

908. Perla, Tiffany Ann Co.,

909. and Jaylene Tyme,

910. as the losers of your Slay Offs,

911. you are the bottom queens this week.

912. The Virgo Queen, you have earned the

913. power of the Golden Beaver...

914. granting you the ability to save one of the bottom

915. queens from lip synching for their lives.

916. You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.

917. As you untuck, the bottom queens may plead their case.

918. - You may leave the stage. - Thank you.

919. Going into Untucked,

920. I feel like the vibe is...

921. cuckoo.

922. I think there's people that don't expect to

923. have to be in the bottom.

924. There are people that are safe that

925. didn't expect to be safe.

926. That was amazing but, first of all,

927. congratulations, Virgo.

928. Second win!

929. Number two! How do you feel?

930. I feel like on cloud nine.

931. But honestly, we all fucking slayed that.

932. Yeah, we did.

933. How is my safe girls feeling right now?

934. Thank you so much, Sanjina,

935. for winning that final lip sync.

936. It's nice to know that our feud continues.

937. Right. Bitch.

938. Uma beating me definitely gave her some points in

939. the respect category, at least.

940. Go off, I guess.

941. I'm not angry at you.

942. I'm just, I'm pissed I didn't do my best,

943. and I didn't win that lip sync.

944. - You slayed, girl. - It's stiff competition.

945. I know, but I want to be the stiffest.

946. I don't know if you saw my face

947. when they said that I won the round.

948. I was shocked.

949. - You shouldn't be shocked. - Girl, you have rhythm.

950. You ate it up.

951. You hit every beat of that song.

952. I feel awful saying this, but I was really

953. disappointed by what Xana did.

954. I couldn't help but feel like I would have fucking

955. annihilated Uma in that song...

956. And I wish I had have fought harder for that.

957. Tiffany, Perla, this is number three,

958. number two in the bottom for both of you after coming off

959. such a successful win and an amazing lip sync.

960. So what's going on over there?

961. I think like I've had to fight since day one,

962. and it's like I never did a bad job.

963. Everything just kind of seems like circumstances

964. kind of have just been, gone against me.

965. Like, I worked my fucking ass off to get here,

966. and I worked my ass off on that stage, like,

967. there's a reason why I'm here.

968. This is just an unfortunate blip for the third time.

969. But it's the way that the cookies have crumbled,

970. and I just can't catch a break.

971. We knew you were choosing that song,

972. and we strategically did that.

973. It was a setup, yeah.

974. I'm not comfortable with conflict,

975. but I'm gonna plead my case

976. because I'm not ready to leave.

977. I have so much more to contribute.

978. I just want to say something right now.

979. I came in here and I had the best entrance.

980. I made impact, and I want the best for everybody here.

981. But I deserve to be here.

982. I have work to do. I am not ready to go home.

983. I hope you see me, and just know that everything that

984. I'm doing, I'm giving the best I can from my heart.

985. And I know I've got a lot more to give.

986. I don't always feel I've been able to really say

987. what I need to say, but I'm here,

988. and I'm going to claim my space.

989. I do see you. I think we all see you.

990. Absolutely. Yeah, we do.

991. - Thank you. - We see you and we love you.

992. Thank you, thank you.

993. Jaylene has such a way with words.

994. And, agh!

995. Jaylene, stop talking so I can get the beaver.

996. Virgo, you have the power of the beaver.

997. I had to do it last week.

998. I know how hard it is to look around this room and be like,

999. what the fuck am I supposed to do?

1000. Yes, you might have won the, the smack down, but...

1001. I put in a fucking battle, bitch.

1002. And you did.

1003. I'm hoping that my win is taken into consideration.

1004. I want to be here, I need to be here.

1005. I'm fucking fighting.

1006. I'm really looking at Virgo, and I'm thinking-

1007. I did the wig on her head right now.

1008. I did the fucking wig on her head right now,

1009. and she's gonna do me like this.

1010. I know I have so much more to show,

1011. and I have so much more to prove, and...

1012. I genuinely feel like I deserve that beaver.

1013. And, Virgo, if you give me that beaver...

1014. I know we have a bit of a hair cost leftover.

1015. Ooh!

1016. I can afford it now, girl!

1017. If you want to give me that beaver,

1018. I will forgive those debts.

1019. Literally wearing your wig.

1020. Interest rates are going up, aren't they?

1021. Exactly.

1022. It's fair game, honey.

1023. It's fair game.

1024. Thank you for telling me how you feel.

1025. I think I just need some time to deliberate,

1026. so I'm going to ask my team if I can just talk to y'all

1027. privately, and y'all can like hit the hay.

1028. - Bye! kids! Love you! - Bye.

1029. Okay, y'all, so now that they're all gone,

1030. what do we really think about these hoes?

1031. I don't think anyone would blame you

1032. if you voted with your heart,

1033. but if you're not gonna vote by track record,

1034. that's gonna throw the beaver for the rest of the game.

1035. If we are going by track record, I do think like...

1036. Perla just destroyed.

1037. I'm thinking that Perla has the better

1038. track record just because Perla has a win.

1039. I want to say that I would pick Tiffany,

1040. but again, this is her-

1041. Again, another time in the bottom.

1042. I want, I want my Vancouver girls to stay,

1043. and like Perla just fucking saved me,

1044. so give her the beaver too, like...

1045. Sanjina, what are you feeling?

1046. I'm sorry, like Perla, her...

1047. her case was like,

1048. it went through my ears, out the nostrils.

1049. Sometimes it's not about the report card. Sorry to say.

1050. The girl who failed in school all the fucking time.

1051. It's really not. For me, it's about someone who

1052. actually does drag from the heart and

1053. not from the eyes, and it's-

1054. Jaylene just she has so much to offer, and I just...

1055. personally, for me, I think Jaylene.

1056. I think everyone is justified,

1057. so I think you just really have to go with

1058. how you're feeling.

1059. I don't know! Ah!

1060. Welcome back, queens.

1061. The Virgo Queen,

1062. heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.

1063. I know that's right.

1064. Who are you saving

1065. from the chomping block?

1066. Well, this is a really, really tough decision.

1067. I think you're all deserving of staying tonight.

1068. But the queen that I've decided

1069. to use the Golden Beaver on...

1070. is Jaylene Tyme.

1071. Thank you.

1072. Well, I'll be dammed.

1073. Thank you. - I love you so much.

1074. Jaylene Tyme,

1075. you are out of the woods this week.

1076. You may join the others at the back.

1077. Perla, Tiffany Ann Co., I'm sorry,

1078. but this means that you are both up for elimination.

1079. Two queens stand before us.

1080. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync

1081. performance of "Hot" by Avril Lavigne.

1082. This is your last chance to impress us and

1083. save yourself from elimination.

1084. - The time has come...

1085. for you to lip sync...

1086. FOR! YOUR! LIFE!

1087. Good luck...

1088. and don't fuck it up.

1089. Queens, we have made our decision.

1090. Perla...

1091. Shantay, you stay.

1092. - Thank you. - You may join the others.

1093. Thank you so much.

1094. I love you so much.

1095. I love you.

1096. Tiffany Ann Co.

1097. You are a real jewel, and we're so excited that

1098. you got to share your sparkle with the world.

1099. Thank you all so much.

1100. This was such an amazing ride.

1101. I don't know if you guys put something

1102. in the water, but I cried every episode.

1103. I just want to thank you so much for

1104. making my dreams come true.

1105. Now sashay away.

1106. - Yes, baby, yes! - We love you, Tiffany!

1107. Ugh, ew, as Tiff!

1108. Yes, TIffany!

1109. Woo! Yes!

1110. I'm so glad that I'm going out pretty.

1111. You are gonna see this gorgeous fucking whore

1112. all over the world.

1113. Welcome to the ABG World Tour.

1114. It's Tiffany, bitch.

1115. Condragulations, queens!

1116. You live to slay another day. - Thank you.

1117. The world has never needed the magic of drag more

1118. so remember, stay true, north, strong and...

1119. Fierce!

1120. Now let the music play!

1121. Next time on Canada's Drag Race...

1122. It's design challenge time.

1123. Oh, Lord Jesus.

1124. Ah...

1125. I'm so scared.

1126. This might be my opportunity to see her go home.

1127. This is you.

1128. This is about to be you.

1129. Ooh, that might have gotten a little bit messy.

1130. You have that thing that

1131. you can't teach people, you know.

1132. It turned out wonderfully.

1133. When you slapped your ass like that, my cheek got hot.