Canada's Drag Race 4x7

1. Previously on Canada's Drag Race...

2. Shine up your dancing shoes, ladies.

3. It's gonna get real fierce.

4. Let's get ready for the Slay Off!

5. Tonight is a double elimination.

6. This is like unbelievable.

7. The aura is everything.

8. It's like girls better watch out.

9. Nearah Nuff, condragulations.

10. The queen that I am choosing to save is...

11. Denim.

12. Aimee Yonce Shennel, Kitten Kaboodle,

13. sashay away.

14. We've lost our two sisters, Aimee and Kitten.

15. I'm really sad to see them go because I feel like

16. they were both the heart of this competition.

17. "Jesus loves you all..."

18. - "Aimee."

19. Aimee, we really brought the drama this season.

20. I cannot wait to see you again.

21. And from Kitten Kaboodle,

22. "Love you all, my horrible little monsters."

23. - Bye, girls. - Bye, Aimee.

24. - Bye, Jesus! - Bye, KK.

25. - We love you, girls. - We love you, girls!

26. - Bye! - Top 6! Top 6!

27. Top 6!

28. Top 6! Ah!

29. The magic that you two did at the finale, like, oh my God.

30. - Thank you. - That is iconic.

31. I think I did shoot myself up to be a really

32. big contender in this competition,

33. unless there's a design challenge, then I'm fucked.

34. Denim, you got the final Golden Beaver!

35. Last one!

36. Let's start thinking of how you can still have

37. my back, right?

38. I mean, there's probably another design challenge.

39. - Perfect. - And Alberta back to back!

40. Yeah!

41. Rah-rah-rah-rah!

42. Five of us have a win.

43. Someone had to say it!

44. It's coming!

45. I think it's time that we should get

46. out of drag and celebrate!

47. Let's do it!

48. Everyone around me right now has secured a win so,

49. I'm feeling the pressure.

50. I'm really gonna have to fight and

51. put my everything into these challenges.

52. I'm ready to fucking win. I'm gonna snatch that crown,

53. and I'm gonna walk out of here with $100,000

54. - Top 6!

55. Ah! I'm gonna to die.

56. Ah-ha-ha!

57. - Oh my God!

58. I'm getting stimulated, it's been a while.

59. The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives a sickening

60. supply of beauty products from Shopper's Drug Mart,

61. and the pleasure of $100,000, thanks to Trojan.

62. With Traci Melchor...

63. Brad Goreski...

64. And Brooke Lynn Hytes!

65. With tonight's extra special guest judge,

66. Luanne de Lesseps.

67. We're back!

68. It is a new day in the werkroom,

69. but it is an old day in this body.

70. I am fucking sore, girl.

71. Damn.

72. I am withering away.

73. Can we just talk about how sore our bodies are?

74. - Yup. - Ah!

75. We were throwing our bodies in every single direction.

76. I need a knee replacement.

77. Y'all, this competition,

78. the twists and turns from the beginning,

79. now we're back to the regular judging.

80. There's no more relying on that beaver, honey.

81. - Stop relying... - ... on that beaver!

82. - Oh! - Woo!

83. O Canada!

84. She done already done had herses.

85. My busy beavers,

86. if losing is the new winning,

87. then there's still time to flop your way to the top.

88. Now, if you take a fall, get back up!

89. - That's right. - She's talking to me.

90. If you don't believe me...

91. Just ask Brooke Lynn,

92. but don't tell her I said that.

93. Shady!

94. Shady bitch.

95. - Hello? - Hi!

96. I'm in need of some smooth operators

97. to work my switchboard. Any takers?

98. Because in today's mini challenge,

99. brought to you by our friends at Trojan,

100. you will host a late night call-in show.

101. - Oh! - Called Just A Tip.

102. Ooh!

103. After getting into TV host quick drag,

104. you will go on air and take caller questions about

105. sex and relationships.

106. This is gonna be fun.

107. Be informative, approachable, and "entertainting".

108. Are you ready to have fun and bare it all?

109. - Oh yes! - Yes!

110. Ready, sex, go!

111. - Oh my gosh. - 20 minutes, y'all.

112. Girl, with this quick drag makeup,

113. it's gonna look like I just came back from a hookup.

114. Look, y'all, if I can douche in five minutes,

115. I can do anything.

116. - Hi, handsome lady.

117. Hello, Melinda. Are you excited?

118. It's my jam.

119. Have you ever worked with a teleprompter?

120. No, so this'll be a first.

121. So, as you know, this is a sex and

122. relationship call-in show.

123. We're here to be informative and helpful.

124. - This is your camera #1. - Okay.

125. This is your camera #2.

126. You're gonna have to switch back between the two of them.

127. Okay, here we go, in 3...

128. Good evening, welcome to Just A Tip...

129. the call-in show where I answer all of

130. your questions about sex and relationships.

131. I'm Nearah Nuff, and I am your host of Just the Tip.

132. What is the? Sorry.

133. And the lines are...

134. now open.

135. - What?

136. - What? - The calling lines.

137. - Okay. - Do I pick up a phone?

138. And here is our first caller.

139. Sometimes I get too excited in the bedroom,

140. and things finish a little early.

141. How do I stop my rocket from launching too quickly?

142. We want to slow our roll.

143. This is all about a slow burn.

144. This is not a lip sync for your life, honey, okay?

145. Think of your grandfather...

146. naked.

147. You want to walk on that edge,

148. and right before that rocket is about to launch,

149. just pull back.

150. Say, "Whoa, I need a minute."

151. Take a sip of water.

152. Maybe like suck on each other's toes or something.

153. When in doubt, rub one out.

154. What does that mean?

155. Masturbate before you go on your date.

156. Thanks, Teddy.

157. Looks like our next caller is on the line.

158. And it looks like our next caller is on the line.

159. Hi, "Sy-oh-ben".

160. How you doing, "Show-ban".

161. "Soy-bon", what can I help you with?

162. Hey, I'm about to leave on a trip down south,

163. and I plan on having a lot of sex.

164. What can I do to protect myself from STI?

165. Oh, well, you know what?

166. Protecting yourself is always number one priority.

167. Condoms are our friends.

168. Spread love, but not STD, honey.

169. Thank you, "Show-ban"!

170. That reminds me of the sex advice my grandmother gave me.

171. She said that to have good sex,

172. you've just got to smile through it.

173. Just do it! Just give 'er.

174. Thanks, Grandma Kunt. You're the best.

175. So, let's turn up the heat!

176. Apparently our next caller has a spicy question.

177. Ooh, I love some spicy.

178. I might have some water before this spicy question.

179. Oh, I thought it was coffee. It's water.

180. Hi, I'm wondering if it's safe for my sugar daddy

181. to put hot sauce in my bussy?

182. If that's your tea, fucking drink it.

183. I don't know if that's the smartest choice.

184. I have IBS, so like even putting hot sauce like in

185. my tummy makes my bussy feel not correct.

186. Thank you...

187. Caller.

188. I forgot your name, but thank you. Ha-ha!

189. We have another caller on the line.

190. How can I sexually help you out today?

191. I've never bottomed before,

192. but I'm very curious about it.

193. Will it make me any less of a man?

194. The answer is no!

195. Bottoming is for everyone-

196. man, woman, non-binary, trans.

197. Bottom or top, why does it matter?

198. Have fun with it.

199. Bottoming is not a de-man-ualizing thing.

200. I don't even know if that's a word. Happy bottoming.

201. - You are a man.

202. Oh my God.

203. Bells! You know what that sound means.

204. It's time for my hot tippety tip of the day.

205. And today, I'm telling you the #1 sex position

206. you've never heard of.

207. Chicken position!

208. Spread your wings, spread your legs, everything.

209. It looks a little something like this.

210. Ah! Ah!

211. Just ride that dick like you're laying eggs.

212. Back and forth. Back and forth.

213. Just ride it!

214. - Thank you. - It's time to wrap it up!

215. No, seriously, wrap it up.

216. And remember,

217. lead with your tits and not your heart.

218. - Camera one. - Oh.

219. Good night.

220. Thank you for joining me. It's Venus...

221. with a penis.

222. Mwah!

223. Queens, you had those lines ringing off the hook.

224. But one of you really made me want to pay per minute.

225. - Ooh!

226. The winner of today's mini challenge is...

227. Venus!

228. - Oh my God!

229. It's fitting.

230. I am the Goddess of love, after all.

231. You have won $2000, and $500 worth of

232. pleasure products from Trojan.

233. Oh, girl!

234. I'm gonna use that up in a week.

235. Queens, we are edging closer to that crown,

236. and I'm sure you all feel inches away from grasping it.

237. But the sad truth is, five of you will lose.

238. But I am living proof that a queen can turn

239. a major loss into a major yes!

240. Yes!

241. And in today's maxi challenge,

242. you will tell my tale, in "Drags To Riches",

243. the unauthorized Brooke Lynn Hytes musical spectacular.

244. We're doing a Rusical! This is my moment to shine.

245. I am a Rusical theatre queen.

246. You will each play me at a different time

247. in my illustrious life.

248. Later, you will meet with the incomparable Hollywood Jade...

249. - ... to learn your choreo.

250. - Yes! - Oh!

251. I will leave it to you to divvy up the numbers as a group.

252. Racers, start your engines,

253. and may the best Brooke Lynn...

254. win!

255. Yes!

256. "From Drags to Riches."

257. Let's have a listen to this.

258. - Yes. - I'm so excited.

259. We are doing the Rusical,

260. and it's all about Brooke Lynn Hytes' life,

261. from a 7-year old kid, to up to now.

262. Okay, song one.

263. Young Brooke Lynn in the style of musical theatre.

264. That is my first choice, I want the ingenue.

265. How many want the opening song as their first choice?

266. It's just like a very campy, whimsical kind of performance.

267. So, it makes sense for me.

268. Should we have an audition off?

269. Why not?

270. Here I am, at this point,

271. the oldest queen in this competition,

272. and I'm going for the youngest role.

273. I'm not putting a lot of energy into this because,

274. quite frankly, I'm aware that I can do anything.

275. Melinda is...

276. taking this very seriously.

277. Bitch, this is a fucking audition.

278. I'm gonna give it my all. This role is mine.

279. Give it to me!

280. We have made some decisions.

281. She was giving the gas.

282. Well, I mean, we're sitting on a couch with

283. head phones in.

284. But, based on what we just delivered now?

285. I'm gonna throw my vote to Melinda.

286. - Same here. - It was giving.

287. Thanks, ladies, thank you so much.

288. Song number two, "The Sugarbum Fairy Ballet".

289. "Brooke Lynn is a ballerina with impeccable technique.

290. Note, this number has challenging choreography."

291. I think I'd be happy to take that.

292. Taking on the ballet role is definitely a risk.

293. It can go really good if I stand out and

294. get the job done.

295. But, it can also go really bad.

296. First choice would be

297. "Madame Butterface's Lament" for opera.

298. Or, "Do You Want More Show" cabaret?

299. Same here.

300. I'm very drawn to the opera.

301. It's very dramatic, theatrical, and that's me.

302. But, the cabaret definitely will challenge me to

303. step out of my comfort zone.

304. - You want the opera. - I really do.

305. Okay, I'm just gonna go with number three,

306. "Do You Want More Show?" cabaret.

307. I want to show the judges what else I can offer

308. in this competition.

309. I feel like it would have been safer for her

310. to just say, "No, I'm gonna do the opera

311. because that's what I'm good at."

312. But, Venus and Kiki, "want to switch it up,"

313. and, "do something different".

314. Good luck.

315. "Brooke Lynn on RuPaul's Drag Race in the style of pop star.

316. This is also challenging choreography."

317. I'm absolutely not doing that one.

318. The one that's called "I'm Gonna Win Drag Race".

319. No one wants to do the pop star one.

320. We're all looking at Nearah like, girl,

321. please take this for us.

322. And if anyone can do it, it is her.

323. You are like that pop girl,

324. and the lip sync assassin of the season.

325. The group wants me to take the highly difficult

326. choreographed number of the pop star...

327. so let's fucking do it.

328. Do you really want to challenge yourself,

329. or do you want to do something you know

330. you're gonna be good at?

331. But then where's Denim going?

332. Brooke Lynn, the judge, in the style of gospel.

333. Hallelujah!

334. I would be more comfortable with song #1,

335. but I can make it work.

336. So, do we have our cast?

337. - Ah! - Yes!

338. I BID YOU GOOD MORNING!

339. [Mimicking Jennifer Coolidge] Oh my God.

340. I really like my part.

341. The cabaret is...

342. Brooke Lynn's life when she just started drag,

343. you know, busted makeup.

344. I can relate to this, everybody can relate.

345. All of us went through this stage.

346. We all got to start somewhere.

347. I borrow a skirt and bra from my friend,

348. and I bought $20 heels, and called it a day.

349. That was the first time I did drag.

350. This is a lot of pressure 'cause I'm like

351. playing Brooke now.

352. Brooke Lynn is literally like...

353. drag perfection so, trying to reenact that

354. is kind of a huge risk.

355. The entire season, I've been like

356. campy in my performance,

357. and like this could be a moment to just be like

358. glam and like a superstar, yeah.

359. I think you're gonna kill it.

360. Salut, showstoppers!

361. Is everyone excited to play me?

362. - Yes!

363. The role of a lifetime.

364. Oh-ho!

365. Choreography has started already.

366. Hello, Miss Brooke Lynn.

367. - Hi! - Hi.

368. Who are we playing?

369. So, I have "I Don't Know What I'll Be Famous For Yet",

370. which is musical theatre style.

371. I didn't think you would choose that role.

372. Ta-da.

373. You never cease to surprise me.

374. What do you think you will bring to this role?

375. Of course, there will be the high energy.

376. I also intend to bring a little bit more of the

377. dance technique that I actually have.

378. And how about you, Aurora?

379. I am professional ballet dancer...

380. The Sugarbum Fairy Brooke Lynn.

381. Now, I know you have a musical theatre background.

382. Do you have any ballet training?

383. I've never actually taken a dance class before.

384. Wow, really?

385. I learned dancing through just taking choreography,

386. whatever people threw at me.

387. Dance, especially ballet, is all about the line.

388. Like, you never want to have a flexed foot,

389. and just being long and lyrical

390. whilst being sensual, while being stupid.

391. I'm gonna take those notes and I'm gonna practice

392. my padded ass off.

393. Chasse away.

394. Now, hello, what roles did you get?

395. I got the cabaret- I want to show, you know,

396. having fun and camp.

397. Now I know that you're very mother, you're very, ah,

398. the House of Coe.

399. But this is an opportunity for you to show us

400. young, fresh excitement.

401. There's definitely pressure for me this week.

402. I've already been in the bottom three times,

403. but hey, I'm a fighter, and...

404. I work good under pressure.

405. - I got the pop star. - Okay.

406. Obviously, I feel like a little typecasted for this

407. because of last week and what I was able to do.

408. So, how did it land on this?

409. Others wanted other things.

410. So, there was some disagreements.

411. A good challenge for you- because you lip synced

412. so much last week successfully,

413. is to figure out how to switch it up a little bit.

414. We want to see different sides of everybody.

415. That's what keeps this competition really,

416. really interesting.

417. I am going to shine, and I am going to...

418. Ah, I don't know what I'm gonna do,

419. but I'm gonna fucking do it!

420. - Hello. - Hi, Brooke Lynn.

421. What roles are we doing?

422. I chose the self-proclaimed queen of the north.

423. - Oh!

424. So you're bringing it home for us.

425. - I guess so. - You're the finale.

426. - That's a lot of pressure.

427. I honestly think it'll be an opportunity to kind of like

428. show a different side of myself.

429. I think it's all about confidence and power,

430. like gospel is just fun and big and

431. over the top and joyful.

432. You want to try to be getting us on our feet and

433. clapping along, and just bring every little

434. ounce of energy that tiny body has in it.

435. One of the biggest things that I haven't shown the

436. judges enough of is confidence,

437. like, I just want to step on stage and

438. have it exude out of me.

439. And how about you, Venus?

440. - I am giving you opera. - Oh, the drama.

441. You're very emotive with your face.

442. You definitely went to the Kendall Gender School of-

443. Facial Lip Syncing Choreography.

444. Yup.

445. But I want to caution you in that, like,

446. you have to watch it because sometimes it can get a lot.

447. You can still emote without being like,

448. "Ah," like you're gonna swallow the microphone.

449. Learn when to tone it back a little bit,

450. and again, it's all about levels.

451. So, this could be risky. A park and bark

452. could go very good or very bad.

453. There's a little bit of pressure,

454. but I like that feeling.

455. I can't wait to become you.

456. Yes.

457. It gives me more drive

458. to really knock this out of the park.

459. Racers, listen up.

460. Tomorrow on the runway,

461. category is... "Always A Bridesmaid".

462. And make sure to countess your blessings,

463. because joining us on the judging panel,

464. is Real Housewife icon...

465. Luann de Lesseps.

466. Y'all!

467. This woman is theatre.

468. I'm like A Real Housewives like super fun,

469. like I am shook! Ah!

470. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

471. - I'll see you tomorrow!

472. - Hi! - Ooh!

473. - The hair!

474. I didn't recognize you with that.

475. Y'all thought you was gonna be the only ones

476. with inches this season?

477. I'm already gagged.

478. Well, beaucoup bonsoir, I'm Hollywood Jade.

479. This is Jessie, my assistant.

480. - Hi, Jessie. - Hi, Jessie!

481. She's in her ballet shoe, and she's ready.

482. - Got my point. - I am starting with you.

483. Brooke Lynn is a trained ballerina.

484. If I don't give clean ballet dance moves,

485. I could be in the bottom.

486. This is about Brooke Lynn.

487. Rumour has it that she was a little loosey-goosey

488. when she was a ballerina so,

489. we're gonna bring in some accoutrements.

490. - Gentlemen!

491. - Oh! - Hi!

492. - You're welcome. - I'm down for this.

493. Oh my God!

494. I haven't been around a man in weeks.

495. Ah!

496. How are you with being lifted?

497. - Please do. - Down, up.

498. And then straddle Eduardo.

499. This is my moment to stand out and,

500. if it takes taking harder choreo,

501. I'm gonna do it because I'm gunning for that win.

502. Lean forward.

503. 3, 2, 1.

504. - Woo! - Yes!

505. - I'm flying, Jack.

506. Oh!

507. So you will be our musical theatre queen.

508. Yes.

509. There's a ballet element in this as well,

510. being the only boy in ballet class.

511. And out, in,

512. out, in, out, in.

513. So you really want to find the grace in this.

514. Here we go. 1, 2, 3-

515. Ah, ah!

516. 1, 2, 3, 4...

517. 5, 6, 7, 8.

518. I'm not getting the fucking count.

519. 1, hold 2, 3, hold 4.

520. 5, 6, 7, 8.

521. Find the beat, girl, find your rhythm.

522. - 1, 2, 3. - Uh-uh.

523. - Sorry, my bad. - Stays in front first.

524. Ba-ba-ba-ba.

525. Beat, beat.

526. Up, back, up, back.

527. This is harder than I thought.

528. We're gonna move into the cabaret era.

529. Part of the energy of this track is it's very like

530. Fossey inspired, so we want to make sure

531. that we're creating these lines and

532. these pictures with our body.

533. So, you get props, honey.

534. Props?

535. You want to keep these canes waist height.

536. Okay. 1, aha, 2, aha.

537. Turn, and then the cane...

538. is gonna go to the ground.

539. That's why this leg is popped and this leg is stretched

540. because this is the picture.

541. Kick, 1, 2, 3...

542. 4, 5, 6.

543. - Oops. - Props can be tricky.

544. Kiki seems like she's having a little bit of trouble.

545. This one is really about hitting the- ka-ka -

546. you know, this is cabaret.

547. You need to make it look effortless.

548. Remember, Fossey, jazz.

549. Jazz.

550. I just need to practice, practice,

551. practice until I get it perfect.

552. The version of Brooke Lynn that you're playing

553. is Drag Race Brooke Lynn,

554. and had one of the most iconic runway moments,

555. and that lip sync was nasty.

556. 1, 2, 3, 4...

557. 5, 6, 7, 8.

558. Straight out of the gate, she's just wop, wop, wop...

559. And it's woop, woop, ta-ta-ta-ta.

560. Drop it down, woop, ha, woop, ha.

561. T, T, ta-ta-ta.

562. She might be the one to beat this week.

563. I feel really good 'cause, obviously,

564. it's noted as a hard choreography thing.

565. - Uh-huh. - And...

566. It's not as hard for me as I thought it was gonna be.

567. I'm just feeling really confident.

568. So show me that.

569. Like, give, give that all to me, like I-

570. Physically, you're giving, you're doing it,

571. and your face is like-

572. It's because of the Botox, girl.

573. We are going to transition into our operatic moment.

574. This number is less about 5, 6, 7, 8,

575. and it's really about performance.

576. The big thing for me here is really working on my face,

577. and not doing too much, not being like, "Ah!"

578. Immediately, I saw you feel like the need to move.

579. Opera is really supposed to be about the voice.

580. They can't be doing...

581. too much, right?

582. So really focusing on internalizing the lyrics

583. so that a lot of it is, is here.

584. And last, but certainly not least. Do you dance?

585. I have dance training, but like...

586. slow on learning choreo.

587. I know I'm taking a big risk because,

588. who would ever picture Denim doing a gospel number,

589. but I really need a win, so I'm hoping it pays off.

590. And 1, 2, and 3.

591. - Try it. - Sorry.

592. That's okay.

593. And 1, 2, and 3, 4, 5.

594. - Hip first. - Mm, sorry.

595. Denim is struggling with the choreography a little bit.

596. Last week, I saved Denim.

597. Maybe I saved them so they can kick themselves out.

598. In, in, right ball change.

599. Take one step over for me.

600. Own centre, honey. Thank you, there we go.

601. This is your moment to shine.

602. I am tranafesting that I pick up this choreo right now.

603. The spotlight will be on me,

604. and I really have to bring that energy.

605. I need you guys to deliver this.

606. We cannot let this be bad for Brooke Lynn,

607. who will be sitting there judging you.

608. - Yeah. - Okay, good luck.

609. It's Elimination Day, and we are here to

610. serve a big production, a Rusical!

611. It is show day!

612. Okay, but did we have fun during

613. that mini challenge, girls?

614. Yes!

615. - I felt myself let loose. - Mhm.

616. Oh!

617. - She's loose. - She's loose.

618. Well, the thing is, like, in my like everyday life,

619. I'm not very like sexually active.

620. I definitely feel a lot of pressure as a

621. drag performer 'cause like Aurora's very

622. hyper feminine, and hyper sexual.

623. Out of drag, I feel like I'm a little more reserved.

624. I don't come off as, you know, super sexual.

625. Hookups, in general,

626. it's not something I do normally.

627. I am very sexually active.

628. Me and my husband have sex at least once a day.

629. I love that.

630. And it just, it strengthens your relationship,

631. for me, anyway.

632. When you have that comfort that you're skin-to-skin with

633. a partner that you love, you know,

634. it's very cheesy to say, but I would call it very magical.

635. I'm very sex positive.

636. There's two types of people in the world,

637. sluts and not sluts...

638. and I am a slut.

639. I've really tasted the rainbow.

640. And like, I don't know how I can just

641. have one sexual partner.

642. Like, I find that really hard to wrap my head around.

643. This notion of monogamy is a construct,

644. like why restrict yourself to just one partner when

645. you can express yourself emotionally, mentally,

646. and physically with other people?

647. Y'all have seen my fiancé.

648. Why would I want to share that, you know?

649. - Oh... - I mean, girl, fair enough.

650. - She's the jealous type.

651. Personally, I've like found my person and like,

652. I'm living my monogamous life.

653. Well, confession, Denim,

654. I used to have a crush on you.

655. - Oh my God!

656. - Like, what the heck? - Like two years ago.

657. - Aw!

658. So honestly, kind of a full circle moment that we're here.

659. I love that for us.

660. - Yay! - Gorgeous!

661. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on

662. the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.

663. He's my something old...

664. It's Bradley Goreski.

665. What's your something new, Brooke...

666. - Your face? - No, my virginity.

667. Oh-ho-ho-ho!

668. And she's my sister wife, Traci Melchor.

669. Traci, do you vow that we'll be together

670. forever and always?

671. Brooke, in sickening and in health.

672. And it's Miss Chic C'est La Vie herself,

673. the Countess Luann De Lesseps!

674. Mwah! C'est bon, c'est bon, Brooke.

675. I've got a couple of c'est bons for you here, Daddy.

676. This week, we challenged our queens to bring their

677. Broadway north best in a musical memoire

678. about yours truly.

679. Racers, start your engines,

680. and may the best drag queen...

681. Win!

682. And now, the world premiere of

683. From Drags to Riches.

684. The year is 1997,

685. and Baby Gaybe Brock Hayhoe

686. is different from the other boys.

687. How? Well, you'll see.

688. All those pliés paid off.

689. Twinkle Toes landed a job as a professional dancer.

690. As she toured the world, she spread her talent...

691. And much, much more.

692. - Ooh! - Oh!

693. Oh!

694. - Yes! - Wow!

695. So fun.

696. After growing too old to dance professionally,

697. our heroine traded her dancing shoes for

698. hand me down heels.

699. Armed only with a dream and a strong case of delusion,

700. Brooke Lynn Hytes was born.

701. And fix her mug she did.

702. Our Canadian queen was soaring to new heights.

703. She was off to Hollywood to compete

704. on RuPaul's Drag Race.

705. Woo!

706. Finally, fame was within reach.

707. - Oh! - Wow!

708. Gutted, scorned, and embarrassed,

709. Brooke Lynn mourned the loss of the crown.

710. Everything she felt entitled to had been taken from her.

711. What was left of our fallen star?

712. SAY NO MORE, RU.

713. I'M GOING BACK TO CANADA!

714. Yes!

715. - Fierce. - Woo.

716. We all know the saying, if you can't crown yourself,

717. how the hell are you gonna crown somebody else?

718. And thus, Brooke proclaimed herself the

719. "Queen of the North".

720. - Sure did. - Long may she reign.

721. Oh my God!

722. - Wow!

723. I have to stand up for that.

724. Category is "Always A Bridesmaid".

725. First up, Melinda Verga.

726. This is Laurel.

727. She is best friends with the bride.

728. Oh, that's where all our rosebuds went.

729. Laurel is here and she is messy.

730. She's put on some extra blush for you to know that

731. she is a hot blooded woman.

732. Lock your husbands up, your brothers,

733. your sons, your uncles, your grandaddies.

734. Laurel is here, and she's ready to part-ay.

735. It's a nice day for a red wedding.

736. Aurora Matrix.

737. I am giving you corpse bridesmaid realness.

738. It's giving ooky, it's giving spooky.

739. It's giving kooky.

740. Ramona, is that you?

741. - Oh, damn!

742. I have a bouquet of flowers

743. and wedding invitations.

744. She died a bridesmaid, and she's forever

745. haunted by wedding invitations past.

746. But don't worry, this ghost is ready to snatch up

747. a ghosty man when she can.

748. You go, ghoul.

749. Kiki Coe.

750. I'm giving you an old grandma,

751. never been married,

752. always been a bridesmaid, and bitch,

753. she is not mad about it because she always has fun.

754. She is giving you couture.

755. This is basically me, Kiki at 65, here we come.

756. She's ready to get fingered.

757. - What? - What?

758. Oh, she- she's ready to get ring fingered.

759. Oh, that's very different.

760. "She's ready to get fingered"!

761. I'm like, get fingered?

762. She looks like she's been fingered.

763. No wonder why she's walking like that.

764. And now, Nearah Nuff.

765. Always a bridesmaid!

766. Better call Parasol.

767. That's funny.

768. This, in the 80s, was high fashion, okay?

769. We have got a hoop skirt.

770. We have got a hat.

771. And I am looking like a Georgia fucking peach

772. walking down this runway.

773. I do declare.

774. Venus.

775. I am serving you pedal pusher realness.

776. You better get your allergy medicine ready because,

777. girl, you're going to be, achoo!

778. Sneezing around this chick.

779. She's not the flower girl. She is the flower, girl.

780. She has caught the bouquet so many times

781. that she has become the bouquet,

782. and the single tear on my face is

783. keeping this garden alive.

784. She has blossomed, she has bloomed.

785. Patti LaPetal.

786. - Patti LaPetal? - Yes.

787. Did you come up with that line?

788. - Yeah, yes. - We better fucking work.

789. And finally, Denim.

790. She's wearing all the garters that she collected

791. from all of her ex-boyfriends in hopes that

792. the next time would be her special day,

793. but all of her relationships have failed because

794. she's a bitch with trust issues.

795. Garter? I hardly know her.

796. I'm giving them like a femme moment,

797. which is something I haven't really done yet.

798. I feel like the judges will appreciate it.

799. - Oh! - Oh...

800. Welcome, queens.

801. It is time for the judges' critiques.

802. But before we get to that, I just have to say what a

803. fantastic job each and every one of you did in the musical.

804. You fucking rocked that, good job.

805. Thank you.

806. First up, Melinda Verga!

807. The oldest girl in the competition playing

808. the youngest Brooke Lynn Hytes,

809. which is a risk, and it paid off for you.

810. Have you ever seen the movie

811. Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

812. Yes, yup.

813. Yeah, you were giving me very Bette Davis.

814. - Yes!

815. The characterization was there,

816. and that musical theatre energy you definitely had-

817. part cheeseball, part showstopper.

818. You just have so much good energy.

819. I can see why you wanted to open the show because

820. that's not an easy place to be in, right?

821. I was like in, you got me in.

822. Your makeup tonight, I love all the colour

823. in your face, the blush,

824. 'cause it really warms your face up.

825. And your look tonight,

826. I think is right on the money.

827. This is very stupid 80s bridesmaid, which I love.

828. But we're getting to the point in the competition

829. where we need to see more.

830. It's only going to get tougher. Thank you, Melinda.

831. Thank you so much, thank you.

832. Next up, Aurora Matrix.

833. First of all, I had no idea I was such a slut,

834. so thank you for reminding me.

835. - I must say...

836. Your choreography was on point.

837. You took on a role that was definitely a risk,

838. dipping your toe- pardon the pun- into ballet-

839. Oh!

840. is challenging, especially when

841. you're sitting in front of...

842. the prima ballerina, herself.

843. Ballet is very unforgiving, and it's not something

844. you can learn in five seconds.

845. But I thought you did a really great job.

846. The upper body, the carriage, the lifts and everything,

847. everything was very seamless.

848. Elegance is learned, my friend.

849. You really made me laugh.

850. It was so much fun to watch.

851. And this look tonight, it's to die for.

852. - Traci!

853. Traci, you silly cat.

854. Up next, Kiki Coe.

855. You really gave us that cabaret razzle dazzle.

856. Some jazz hands, Fossey fingers.

857. The choreography, you know, you had a few little hiccups-

858. the hat, and you know, some of the dance moves.

859. It was rickety.

860. The wheels fell off the track a little bit,

861. but you just kept on going, and I appreciate that.

862. I can totally, you know, relate to the hat falling off,

863. whatever, but listen, that's nothing.

864. I had somebody who actually vomited on me at

865. one of my cabaret shows, so really-

866. - We saw the video. - You saw the video, seriously.

867. And you know what I did?

868. I just wiped it off, and said,

869. "Somebody get that lady a napkin and keep it moving."

870. You brought it, you look gorgeous

871. and glamourous, and...

872. half the time, that's all that really matters.

873. I love this look.

874. It's so beautiful, it's the perfect length.

875. I love the short glove and the long glove and the...

876. dappling of beading.

877. Even you in grandma makeup is still beautiful.

878. Oh, my God.

879. Next up, Nearah Nuff.

880. - You look beautiful. - Thank you so much.

881. And because, you know, we know we match,

882. then it's just like...

883. I'm obsessed.

884. I think I actually saw myself as

885. a performer the most in you.

886. You have a magnetic forcefield around you

887. that just kind of like bounces off the walls

888. when you're performing.

889. The cartwheel was pretty fierce.

890. Thank you.

891. You brought the vim and the vinegar.

892. Very dynamic and sexy and sensual.

893. My only note would be,

894. we got that same energy from last week's lip sync.

895. I would have loved to have seen you do something else.

896. I think in the future just don't be afraid to fight for

897. the things that you want,

898. 'cause I know you didn't particularly want this part.

899. It was just kind of like, well,

900. I guess I've got to do it, but this is a competition, girl.

901. Up next, Venus.

902. I love this Dior couture meets like Valentino,

903. meets like Viktor and Rolf, Moschino.

904. You are just blooming.

905. Yeah, that rosebud you gave me.

906. - It's grown. - It's grown.

907. - I put it in my garden. - I love that.

908. - Hi, Venus. Ah!

909. First of all, this runway look is just off the hook.

910. You're giving me Tinsley Mortimer vibes

911. right now, right? - Ah!

912. Right? She's like-

913. With the big flowers and, you know,

914. very Palm Beachy, kind of, right?

915. High praise.

916. You're cool, not like all uncool.

917. - Thank you so much.

918. You had a big role, and the fact that

919. you had very little choreography,

920. so you had to depend a lot on serving face,

921. giving us expression.

922. I could see you had worked on controlling

923. your facial expressions.

924. You held back a little bit, but the right amount,

925. but still very intense and,

926. you gave a really riveting performance.

927. Thank you, Brooke Lynn, thank you, judges.

928. It's Denim!

929. I love your drag.

930. However your mind cooks things up when you get

931. the brief of what is required of you,

932. you put it through the Denim blender,

933. and something always wonderful comes out.

934. The fact that you took the garter,

935. something that is kind of hidden, and then thrown up,

936. you know, much like the bouquet,

937. and you're like these are all the garters that I collected

938. because I'm always a bridesmaid.

939. It's so clever.

940. Denim, as me doing gospel.

941. There were times along the way where I thought, ooh,

942. I'm not sure if you're feeling as confident

943. as you needed to in the moment.

944. I think where I really lost you was the end,

945. when everybody came out.

946. That's when I really needed you to pop off,

947. 'cause I feel like you got swallowed up

948. a little bit by everyone else.

949. I could definitely see some stumbles and

950. I could see the wheels turning.

951. That's kind of been a theme for you throughout this

952. competition a little bit, and I'm just so excited for you

953. to keep building that confidence and

954. just realize that you can...

955. you can do anything you want.

956. Sure, we had a faux pas, but you know,

957. we all have faux pas.

958. What I love is a happy ending.

959. And I love that you all came together in the end.

960. That for me was very touching and heartfelt.

961. - What are you laughing at? - We also love happy endings.

962. - Oh, okay.

963. Who doesn't love a happy ending, right?

964. Thank you, queens.

965. While you untuck in the werkroom,

966. the judges will deliberate.

967. Finally, you may leave the stage.

968. Pardon me, madam.

969. Wide loads coming through.

970. There's no safe queens this week.

971. It's top or bottom, bitch.

972. Who do we think tops and bottoms...

973. how that's going to land?

974. - I'm definitely in the bottom. - Me too.

975. Me and Denim again at the bottom, oh my God!

976. The judges' critiques,

977. I agree with everything that they said,

978. and I'm aware, I'm self-aware that I screw up a little bit.

979. If I have to lip sync 'til the end,

980. just to get to the finale, I will.

981. We're so close, and this is not the time to give up.

982. I know I wasn't fully confident in it.

983. I'm sad that I let that show through on stage.

984. I don't necessarily like regret the choice that

985. I made to go with that character.

986. There definitely were roles that would have

987. made me feel more comfortable,

988. but I wanted to push myself outside of my comfort zone.

989. The four of you, I don't know who's the other bottom.

990. Based on all of our performance critiques,

991. we all did such a good job,

992. but then they might turn to the runway.

993. They did make a comment about Melinda's outfit.

994. About, you know, we're like almost at the

995. finish line here, so it could come down to that.

996. I actually thought that I am very close to the top.

997. They were blown away by my Broadway performance,

998. and Brooke Lynn did say,

999. 'You've been nailing the challenges."

1000. But it's the challenges, my performances

1001. that are carrying my runways.

1002. So that note, I heard that, I got that.

1003. When it comes to Nearah, there was a little bit of

1004. like, "We wanted to see something else."

1005. - But you did amazing. - But you did amazing.

1006. I don't wish that I fought for a different role,

1007. to be completely honest.

1008. It's a competition, so do what you do well,

1009. and I did well.

1010. This close to the crown, now is the time to be

1011. taking risks and showing something new to make

1012. yourself stand out among the rest of the queens.

1013. Alright, so just between us flower girls,

1014. what do we think?

1015. I did not expect this level of talent.

1016. It was really, really amazing.

1017. What did we think about Melinda Verga?

1018. That whole performance was very musical theatre.

1019. It was just like silliness, but also very controlled.

1020. She's just fun to watch.

1021. Let me ask you this: What do you think about her looks?

1022. The fashion is very hit or miss for me.

1023. I kind of loved her outfit because it just made me

1024. think of the good old bridesmaids' days and-

1025. Is that how your bridesmaids were dressed?

1026. - Yes, exactly.

1027. She has that one thing money can't buy,

1028. and that's likeability.

1029. I thought it was class.

1030. It can't buy you class or likability.

1031. You got that right, Brooke.

1032. Speaking of class, let's talk about Aurora Matrix.

1033. Yes.

1034. Ballet is not her strong suit, and she fooled me.

1035. She was just the right amount of ballet and naughty.

1036. - Yes. - Like mixed together.

1037. If you can keep my attention while there are

1038. two very beautiful men oiled up...

1039. my eyes might have drifted once or twice.

1040. Yes.

1041. For the most part, I was totally focused on her.

1042. For someone who's never done ballet before,

1043. she did such a good job,

1044. like, she had the grace and the elegance.

1045. Aurora is a star.

1046. The runway look was very cool.

1047. I like to see this like little,

1048. this little glimpse of the darkness.

1049. Kiki Coe.

1050. The way she came down that runway,

1051. a totally different energy for Kiki.

1052. I feel like I got more of a story from her runway look

1053. than I did from her performance.

1054. There were good moments,

1055. but there were also missed moments.

1056. She got the comedy moment of the spotlight,

1057. but then some of the other like funny lyrics

1058. got kind of left behind.

1059. But even when the hat came off,

1060. or the cane got kind of clunky,

1061. she could have turned that into like a comedic moment.

1062. Exactly, that's what cabaret is all about,

1063. taking possession of the stage, and ownership,

1064. and that kind of thing was kind of missing for me.

1065. I don't know if she was feeling Giovanni or not.

1066. She was not feeling Giovanni.

1067. I'll tell you this, she was close but not Nearah Nuff.

1068. - Oh!

1069. Speaking of Nearah Nuff.

1070. Nearah Nuff just sizzles.

1071. She nailed it.

1072. The problem is, we basically just saw her

1073. do all of that last week,

1074. and now she took this part this week,

1075. and it just feels like very much more of the same.

1076. I thought the runway was a little bit different than

1077. what we've normally seen from Nearah,

1078. a little bit more pulled back.

1079. Venus.

1080. Her runway look, it was just genius.

1081. The thing about Venus is she could just be a fashion queen,

1082. you know, turning beautiful looks, walking the runway,

1083. but she also takes the opportunities in the

1084. challenges to show us range.

1085. I think Venus is so glamorou.

1086. And she's funny, I mean, when she turned around...

1087. and went, "Bah!"

1088. It was like, "Ah!" I was like dying of laughter.

1089. You could tell there was a control and a restraint,

1090. which I think is so important.

1091. Do you remember what that's like?

1092. No, I lost my control and my restraint

1093. a long time ago, yeah.

1094. Denim.

1095. Tonight's garter look, it was just really creative,

1096. it was really unique.

1097. You never see the same Denim twice.

1098. If I'm being honest, her performance was

1099. probably the most forgettable of the Rusical.

1100. There were really nice moments.

1101. But the performance was clunky.

1102. I've got to really respect the effort she puts in to

1103. push herself outside of her comfort zone.

1104. Denim has really let her garter down.

1105. But I think we've made our decision.

1106. Mm-hm?

1107. - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.

1108. Bring back our bridesmaids.

1109. Welcome back, queens.

1110. Based on the judges' critiques,

1111. we have made some decisions.

1112. Nearah Nuff, on the runway, you were a peach.

1113. And in the Rusical, your Brooke had us shook.

1114. Aurora Matrix, this look really pushed the envelope,

1115. and that ballet performance was on point.

1116. Venus, you blossomed this week,

1117. and your performance hit a high note.

1118. Aurora Matrix, condragulations!

1119. You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

1120. Oh my gosh, thank you.

1121. You have won an all-inclusive trip for two to Curacao,

1122. courtesy of the Curacao Tourist Board.

1123. - Ooh. - Time to get a tan.

1124. You may move to the back of the stage.

1125. Nearah Nuff, Venus, you are both safe.

1126. - Thank you. - Great job.

1127. Melinda Verga...

1128. - You are safe. - Thank you, Judges.

1129. Kiki, Denim...

1130. I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.

1131. Two queens stand before us.

1132. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a

1133. lip sync performance of

1134. "Seven Day Fool" by Jully Black.

1135. This is your last chance to impress us,

1136. and save yourselves from elimination.

1137. The time has come...

1138. for you to lip sync...

1139. for your life!

1140. Good luck...

1141. And don't fuck it up.

1142. - Woo! - Hey!

1143. Woo!

1144. - Yes! - Ah!

1145. Queens, we have made our decision.

1146. Denim, shantay, you stay.

1147. Thank you, thank you so much.

1148. - You killed it, girl. - I love you so much.

1149. I love you too, kill it.

1150. Miss Coe, you are a drag legend.

1151. Thanks for the Kiki.

1152. This is a dream come true, I love you all.

1153. - Oh, we love you. - We love you too.

1154. - Now sashay away. - Thank you.

1155. - We love you, girl. - We love you, Kiki!

1156. Always remember...

1157. live your life with no regrets!

1158. And keep Kiki Coe-ing!

1159. Oh well, well, well.

1160. I am so, so, so proud of myself because...

1161. I've grown in here, and that's what I came here to do.

1162. I scream, you scream, we scream for Kiki!

1163. Yes!

1164. Condragulations! You live to slay another day!

1165. The world has never needed the magic of drag more.

1166. So remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?

1167. Fierce!

1168. Yes, now let the music play!

1169. Next time on Canada's Drag Race...

1170. Are you all feeling a little home-sickening?

1171. You will give your loved one a drag makeover.

1172. Melinda, he walks better in heels than you do.

1173. - That is not true.

1174. - What did you do? - My needle broke.

1175. I don't want to be a hot glue gun girl.

1176. - Oh, werk!

1177. There's magic between you two.

1178. But I would have liked to have seen-

1179. - It was a mess. - It was messy.