1. Previously on
Canada's Drag Race...
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these looks from
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3. off-the-rack
to off-the-hook.
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4. I guess at the end of
the day there's just
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5. too much of the
original look.
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7. Kiki Coe, condragulations!
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8. Oh yes!
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9. Why should I save you?
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should save me.
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12. The queen that I
save is Melinda.
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13. Nearah Nuff,
shantay, you stay.
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you also stay.
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16. What?
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17. And just like that,
we're still at top 9.
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18. There's a lot of emotions.
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19. There's a lot of tension
in this room right now.
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something to say.
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Aimee and Nearah.
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23. - That was fucking fierce.
- Thank you.
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to go home tonight?
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25. - Yeah.
- Yes.
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that I am happy that
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here because...
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30. things were just being
thrown around.
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doesn't save you.
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the fuck home.
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between me and Aimee,
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coming from my part.
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that with you.
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apologize for that because
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and I do respect that.
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you don't like me.
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when there's like...
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saying that they are like
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43. giving up, and don't
want to be here.
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I'm not giving up.
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I got ready to lip synch.
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because I want to be here.
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of the people still believing
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here is much, much bigger...
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fight for those people,
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person right here,
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that I helped...
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that look that
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now on your head.
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if at least to have been
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that I'm not a complete
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it came to fashion.
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60. Well, I thanked you and I
appreciated you, but like,
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61. at the end of the day,
there was a challenge,
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the assignment.
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in my own way.
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you don't want to be here.
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want it as much.
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between there,
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enough about that.
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the right to be here
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you to be here.
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- So Kiki...
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you choose Melinda?
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Melinda, it's because-
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of this week...
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the past weeks.
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what you said earlier.
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to hear it from you.
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83. You're here, so show it
that you want to be here.
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84. We can't keep begging
girls to want to be here.
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85. - That's not why we're here.
- Literally.
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do the fucking challenge,
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89. can't ever say that again.
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what I just said?
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92. - That's how I felt!
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feel that way again-
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that I can't say that?
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95. - That's how I felt!
- I'm not saying you can't-
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might have brought,
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fucking face!
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and I...
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100. decided not to decline,
which I was ready to!
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because this person here
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that fucking stage!
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that with gratitude!
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104. - Whoa, okay.
- And that's why I said-
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I just said...
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have sent her home.
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110. There we go!
There's the energy!
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111. You made a bad
choice. Sorry!
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here for it either!
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part of the drama,
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the drama.
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yelling like that.
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118. I- That's not what
I said, Melinda.
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119. I just said I don't want
to hear that from you again
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better than that. Okay?
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should also like
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like, personally.
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I'm not wanting to be here-
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want to be here!
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fight with you anymore.
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130. What do you guys think about
your outfits, the safe ones?
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obviously shocked.
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Honestly.
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that I'm safe.
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134. I mean, you have a pin
where you open on the sides,
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135. and that's couture?
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look right now, thank you.
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look right now.
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can stay coming.
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139. I don't have towels wrapped around my body
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around my sleeves.
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for example, Aurora-
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lot today, okay?
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we should do...
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147. is get the fuck
out of drag.
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- Yeah, let's do it.
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- Come on.
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put it on you.
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that Melinda is
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headspace because,
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side of her, I feel like...
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wrong decision.
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157. We are in the thick
of this competition.
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the pressure.
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really starting to show.
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161. So, if you get called
out on something,
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163. because the proof
is in the pudding,
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tastes like shit.
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165. - Oh!
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Race receives a sickening
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from Shopper's Drug Mart,
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$100,000, thanks to Trojan.
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special guest judge,
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174. It's a new day! Yay!
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175. - We're still here!
- We're all still here.
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the werkroom, and I feel...
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really think about
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please, please...
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apologies to all of you.
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disrespected, you know,
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the past couple weeks.
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185. I want to say there was
just like a lot of energy,
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186. I think we were all feeling
a lot of things last week.
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187. - I love Melinda.
- Same, girl, same.
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189. She's back, she's back.
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done had herses.
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192. Queens, to make it
in Hollywood North,
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the loon in lunar,
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competition.
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195. So, shoot for the
moon because
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falling star,
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a big bang.
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198. Come on, Big Bang.
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199. - Hi, babes!
- Hi!
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- Fresh!
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201. Now, us queens, we all need
the drag essentials-
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- Yes.
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important accessory is...
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205. - Ooh!
- Oh!
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mini challenge,
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scorch their sisters?
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211. Kitten Kaboodle!
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all like my little kittens,
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their kittens.
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- Ooh!
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such a homebody.
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I'd stay home too.
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so tall and lean.
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about you is your penis!
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the queen of the hour,
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bingo show down the street.
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you around in Toronto.
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a bingo show.
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Denim's vocal fry.
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Melinda's dry ass wigs.
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wigs alone.
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they may be dry,
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and she's trying to represent.
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85% polyester.
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aurora borealis.
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but easy to miss.
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sexy, gorgeous,
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it's a beautiful day.
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beautiful, talented.
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for me, please?
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you call a triple threat.
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have a heart attack,
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or shit her pants.
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Her name is Steamer.
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for your runways next time.
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be in the bottom last week.
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deserve to be here at all.
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- Shade!
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you're from Toronto,
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known as the 6ix,
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that's the highest placement
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get this season.
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things in common.
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resting bitch face.
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comedy queens.
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What's your excuse?
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to end things off.
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- Thank, God!
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some witty kitties.
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I was the shadiest bitch
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if the shoe fits.
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courtesy of the Men's Room.
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proven you can read,
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the Snatch Game!
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how this works.
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laugh our snatches off.
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- Okay.
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drag queen win!
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- Go!
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ready because
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maxi challenge.
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character this week?
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I have the Tiger King.
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is my icon, Fran Drescher.
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- Who are y'all playing?
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comes to impersonating her.
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are living for it.
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corner of my eye,
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Kitten Kaboodle has got her
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dusty, grey ass wig.
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dumb ass.
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- Jennifer Coolidge.
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what was that option?
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a great Ethel Merman.
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for your Snatch Games?
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and it's not changing.
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like Jennifer.
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just do your second choice."
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to give away my power.
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Jennifer Coolidge.
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is an inspiration.
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against younger actresses
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being aged out.
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coming at me, saying,
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too old to be on Drag Race,"
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awards, no matter what.
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going and get on Drag Race.
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- Kitten has the passion!
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be two Coolidges.
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and one's old.
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versus what you get.
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- Hello!
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- Gamey.
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So, who do we have here?
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- No, she's a Real Housewife.
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- Salt Lake City.
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but also very like,
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in how she is.
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condescending.
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Bible thumping.
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having to tell you,
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tell you, "Too much."
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that I bring out something
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get those funny bones going.
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- Uh-huh?
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Hello, Miss Brooke Lynn.
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Manny Pacquaio.
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- Yes! You got it!
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Is he funny?
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but he's also
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- Or a lot bit homophobic.
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come out in my shtick.
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with Manny Pacquiao.
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Miss Brooke Lynn.
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grateful that Kiki
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- See you, bye.
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of pressure to deliver.
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- Hi, Brooke.
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she's in my age group.
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- Ah, her initials are JC.
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as a boy, and...
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of a moment right now?
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moment right now.
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because there's
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- That's never been done.
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380. Yeah, yeah, you can use
that to your advantage.
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381. Remember, it's is important
to play off of me,
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to all the other contestants.
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- Jesus!
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Who said Jesus was white?
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second coming of Jesus
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afraid to like really
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important to remember
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all the time, you know.
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queens on the show,
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and there's no levels,
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let's go to pray.
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Elizabeth Taylor.
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and we love men.
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going to make her funny?
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imitate her voice,
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little bit of raspy voice.
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big diamonds and all that.
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Elizabeth Taylor.
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- Exactly.
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look at all of your options
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- Yeah.
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422. - Yeah.
- She has the voice.
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424. - Which is kind of your voice.
- It's already my voice.
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425. And that's great. The important
thing is you have to...
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your character,
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respond to anything,
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428. and think about how that
can be funny, you know.
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429. Now, I know you're
on the spectrum.
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430. Mm-hm.
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431. How has that been so
far in this competition?
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432. Um, surprisingly like...
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433. I've been dealing with it
a lot better than
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435. I had a lot of, like, fear
coming into this, like,
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connect with people.
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437. I have struggled with a
learning disability
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438. my entire life, but
I was officially
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autism last year.
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440. And, coming into
this competition,
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441. it was really scary.
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442. Allowing myself to be
myself for the first time
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443. in my life, like,
in front of the world,
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444. on such a big platform
it's like, I don't know,
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445. it's scary, but it's
also like very liberating.
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446. - And it's also paying off.
- Yeah.
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447. You always surprise us
every week.
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448. I can't wait to see
how this turns out.
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449. Thank you.
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450. I'm really excited for this.
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451. Well, let's talk about who-
What's your first choice?
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452. Ooh, my first choice, and the
one I really want to go for,
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453. is... Emperor Zhao Bing,
of ancient China.
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454. He was six years old when
he got on the throne.
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455. He ruled for 313 days,
and then died.
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Can I hear some?
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457. Absolutely.
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458. Hi, it's me, Emperor Zhao
Bing of ancient China.
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459. Alright.
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460. That's a very funny-
I always think
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461. it's really smart when people
use their culture,
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only you can use.
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463. I'm really excited to really
bring this character to life
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465. See you soon.
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- Hi, Brooke Lynn.
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I only see one wig.
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have one character?
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469. It's...
Jennifer Coolidge.
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470. So, how are you going to
make it different than
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472. Well, first of all,
I'm younger.
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is older.
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use it properly,
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much fun together,
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478. It's like a
generational Jennifer.
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479. Yeah, completely
generational Jennifer.
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480. Bye.
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481. I have no idea
who you're doing,
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482. but I'm already laughing.
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483. What do we have here?
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484. We have this
moustache falling off.
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485. We've got Joe Exotic,
the Tiger King.
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486. - Oh my God, I love it.
- Right?
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487. Is that like kind of
your first choice,
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489. No.
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490. And we have our comedy
queen from the 90s,
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491. Fran Drescher.
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492. Like the voice is funny,
but also like,
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493. once we get past
the voice, like,
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494. where's the meat,
literally, you know?
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495. - Joe's got the meat.
- Joe's got the meat.
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496. My mind has been
set on Fran...
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497. and, I literally don't have
anything, anything for Joe.
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498. I'm not going to tell you
what to do 'cause
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499. I want you to be
comfortable with this.
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500. I don't- If you're
bad at Joe Exotic,
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501. I don't want it
to be my fault.
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502. But, I want you to
just think about it,
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heart's telling you.
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504. Okay.
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505. I can take a fucking hint,
and now I've got to
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506. go to Oklahoma
and pick up Joe.
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507. See you on the farm,
Brooke Lynn.
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508. Queens, the key to any successful Snatch Game
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509. is making us laugh...
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510. so keep that funny train
going full speed
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511. down the tracks.
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512. Good luck, and
don't fuck it up.
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513. - Thank you!
- Bye!
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514. I can't believe we're about
to play the Snatch Game!
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515. - I know!
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516. Oh my God,
"thee" Snatch Game.
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517. I'm scared because I feel
like there's like a
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518. Montreal curse,
because every year,
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519. a Montreal girl has went
home on Snatch Game.
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520. - Oh...
- Get ready then.
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521. - Oh, my God!
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522. Welcome to the gayest
game show of the north,
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Brooke Lynn Hytes,
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525. and I am going to blank
your blankety blank off.
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526. Now let's meet our players.
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527. He's the star of the good,
the Brad, and the ugly,
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528. it's Brad Goreski.
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529. Traci's the good,
I'm the Brad,
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530. and that makes you the...?
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531. And she's the star of
everything I ever see.
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533. Hey, Traci, how do you
stay red carpet ready?
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534. If you stay snatched, you
don't got to get snatched.
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535. Oh, I know that's right.
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536. Now let's meet our-
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538. It's everyone's
second favourite
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539. criminal-slash-politician,
Joe Exotic!
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540. Hi, Brooke Lynn.
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541. I know they call me
Joe Exotic-
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542. Uh-huh.
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543. But I'll domesticate
you any day.
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544. - Meow!
- Ooh.
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545. Come down to the
farm sometime.
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546. Mm-mm!
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547. And hit me with
your best shot,
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548. it's boxing champion,
Manny Pacquiao!
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549. Hello, hello, Philippines.
It's me, PacMan in Canada.
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550. Miss Brooke Lynn!
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551. And I am very welcome
for having you here.
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552. - That's right.
- You're very welcome.
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553. And he died for our sins.
It's Jesus.
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554. - Hi, Jesus!
- Hi, Brooke Lynn.
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555. I've been waiting over
2000 years to do this.
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556. - Hello, queens!
- Yes, Queen!
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557. Yes, Queen!
How are you!
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558. And she's our real housewife,
it's Mary M. Cosby.
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559. You are a woman of the Lord.
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560. Absolutely.
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561. How do you feel
about drag queens?
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562. Listen, you know what?
They're all sinners,
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563. but I love them anyway.
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564. - Oh, wow.
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565. And he's the child king,
it's Emperor Zhao Bing.
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566. Hi!
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567. It's so nice of
you to join us.
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568. Now, just out of curiosity,
how long have you been dead?
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569. I died when I
was 6 years old.
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570. Really?
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571. Yeah, somebody threw me off
a cliff, like what the heck?
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572. - But yeah, I'm here now.
- Oh, that's nice.
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573. And she is always
best in show.
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574. It is Hollywood funny woman,
Jennifer Coolidge!
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575. It's so good to be here.
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576. I love gay stuff.
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577. It makes me want a
veggie dog real bad.
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578. - Mm, oh my God.
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579. Do you want, do you
want one, Brooke?
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580. I'm a 4th level vegan.
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581. Jennifer, can I
have some of that?
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582. - Mm!
- Can I have some of that?
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583. Get that in your snatch.
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584. Now, I think
I'm seeing double here,
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585. because it's the original
MILF, also Jennifer Coolidge.
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586. Oh my God, that's me!
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587. Now are you also
a 4th level vegan?
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588. I dabble in
meat sometimes.
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589. I didn't know
Peppa Pig could talk.
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590. - Oh, snap.
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591. Moving on. Diamonds are
her best friend.
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592. It is old Hollywood royalty,
Elizabeth Taylor.
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593. Hi, Brooke Lynn.
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594. Do you know any good
divorce lawyers?
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595. Yes, I've been
divorced 8 times.
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596. - 8 times?
- 8 times.
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597. And twice with
the same man.
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598. - Cheers to that.
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599. And it's our favourite gem, Julia Fox.
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600. Hi.
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601. Now, do you have any
makeup tips for us?
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602. I don't know, I just
kind of did it myself.
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603. Amazing.
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604. Okay, here is our
first question.
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605. Design challenges are
really getting out of hand.
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606. I heard next week the queens
will be making outfits
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607. using nothing but blank.
Traci, what do you think?
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608. - Tuck tape.
Tuck tape!
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609. Let's check in
with Joe Exotic.
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610. You know, Brooke Lynn,
I come from America.
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611. Uh-huh.
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612. And every king-
and every queen-
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613. needs two things.
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614. What?
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615. A rifle and the 2nd amendment.
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616. Wow, what is the
2nd amendment?
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617. You know, I'm not sure but
it's protecting me so far.
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618. Except for the time that
I killed Carol-
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619. I mean, I didn't
do none of that.
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620. - I'm an innocent man.
- You almost slipped there.
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621. - What?
- Ah!
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622. What'd I say?
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623. I heard something
about a Carol.
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624. Somebody pass me my rifle
and my 2nd amendment.
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625. Well, unfortunately,
not a match, Joe.
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626. Let's check in
with Mary Cosby.
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627. You know, I said
the Holy Bible.
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628. Can you quote me
a Bible verse?
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629. "Love thy neighbour as
you love yourself."
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630. And where is that from?
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if I'm correct.
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632. - Lies!
- Jesus, that wasn't right?
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633. - It's Matthew 69.
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634. Okay, let's check in
with Manny Pacquiao.
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635. Okay, okay, okay.
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636. Because I
grew up in the
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637. islands of the Philippines,
I wrote...
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638. - Sea shells.
- Okay, sea shells.
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639. She sells sea
shells on the seashore.
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640. Sea shells.
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641. Miss Brooke Lynn, if your English is so good,
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642. you should be English
teacher in the Philippines.
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643. - Should I?
- Yes.
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644. Maybe I'll cover
you in sea shells.
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645. Okay, let's check in
with Julia Fox.
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646. You know I love a
DIY fashion moment.
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647. I brought my purse.
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648. I actually made it out
of my pubes this morning.
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649. It's very coarse!
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650. - So you said pubes?
- I wrote pubes, yeah.
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651. Amazing, not a match.
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652. But a very good try.
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653. Alright, we're gonna move
on to the next question.
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654. I just joined the
gayest new gym.
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655. When you sign up,
you get a towel,
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656. a hand fan,
and a blank.
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657. What do you think, Brad?
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658. - I put an enema.
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659. You can't go to the
gym without an enema.
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660. Let's check in with
Emperor Zhao Bing.
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661. I just like, I didn't learn
how to use my hands
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662. before I died, so I'm just
trying to figure it-
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663. - Okay, I said a nap time.
- A nap time?
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664. I only ruled
for two hours a day,
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665. and it's already
past my nap time so,
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666. I think I need
to take a nap.
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667. Okay.
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668. Well, Jennifer Coolidge #2,
what did you write?
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669. So, first of all, I just
got to say, I love the gays.
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670. I know you do,
and we love you.
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671. So, I want to give them
something to cool down.
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672. So, I wrote The Jenny
Cool Workout Video.
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673. Basically, it's just walking
really slow on a treadmill
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674. in front of a fan for
you to cool down.
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675. - Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.
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676. Unfortunately, not a match,
but very informative.
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677. - Dammit.
- I know.
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678. Elizabeth Taylor, now you
know a thing or two
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679. about the gays,
don't you?
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680. Oh yeah,
I love my gay people.
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681. - I wrote condom.
- Condom!
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682. Yeah, there's nothing
like, you know,
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683. after a sweaty workout,
there's nothing like
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684. hot, sweaty sex,
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685. and you've got
to keep it safe.
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686. A condom,
a practical answer.
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687. Not a match, but a
practical answer.
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688. Manny Pacquiao.
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689. It's a free trial membership
on Christian Mingle.
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690. And why is that, Manny?
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691. Mr. Brad, okay, I'm looking
at you, you're very handsome.
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692. - Thank you.
- Look at your eyes.
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693. Oh! Wow!
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694. - We're getting specific.
- Your lips.
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695. Do like that for me.
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696. Oh, okay, that's very nice.
You should have a girlfriend.
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697. Very nice Christian lady,
you're very handsome,
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698. - I like your lips.
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699. I think he likes your lips.
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700. Let's move on to
our next question.
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701. Brooke Lynn Hytes is
such a trailblazer.
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702. In fact, she just announced
that she'll be the
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703. first ever drag queen
to blank.
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704. Ah?
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705. I just want to
drink some of...
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706. Was that the Holy Water
you were drinking?
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707. Oh, I thought it was
wine already
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708. because she touched it.
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709. - Did it taste like wine?
- Finger wine.
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710. - What's finger wine?
- It tastes like-
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711. Dirt.
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712. - Okay.
- Let's go.
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713. Bradley, let's see
your answer.
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714. Launch her own
brand of filler.
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715. Oh my God, that does
make sense.
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716. Let's start with
Emperor Zhao Bing.
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717. So, I said you'd be the
first to rule Ancient China.
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718. Oh my God, it's been on my
vision board for a while now.
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719. Do you have any
tips for me?
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720. Yeah, don't get
thrown off a cliff.
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721. Oh, now, who threw
you off a cliff?
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722. - My best friend.
- What?
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723. Yeah, we were at the
end of the war,
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724. and because we lost,
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725. my best friend grabbed me
and we jumped off a cliff.
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726. Well, you know,
I understand why
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727. the emperor got
kicked off the cliff.
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728. Wasn't really funny.
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729. Some people think
Joe Exotic was involved.
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730. - I'm just saying.
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731. Next up, it is
Jennifer Coolidge #1.
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732. Oh, my God!
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733. You're the first queen to
ever be launched into space.
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734. Fabulous!
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735. You've had so
much work done,
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736. you can withstand all the
G forces with no prep.
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737. They nicknamed the
project 'Pigs in Space'.
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738. - Wow.
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739. Thank you?
Not a match.
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740. - Poop.
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741. Jennifer #1, so fun.
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742. I was living for her jokes.
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743. Oh, girl!
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744. Okay, it is time for
our next question.
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745. Scientists have figured out
the perfect way
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746. to conquer stage fright.
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747. Instead of picturing the
audience naked, just blank.
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748. Traci, what did you answer?
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749. Think of them as cats.
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750. - We love cats, don't we?
- We love cats.
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751. - We're cat moms.
- Meow.
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752. Meow.
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753. Now let's check in
with Mary Cosby.
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754. - I said "Me".
- Picture you?
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755. Yes,
my congregation,
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756. they think of me
as god-like.
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757. So, when you
think of God, me.
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758. The stage fright, gone.
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759. And why do they think
of you as god-like?
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760. Because I am the first
lady of my church.
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761. Wow, that's amazing.
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762. What does one have to
do to be first lady?
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763. - Suck my dick.
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764. Don't listen to this
Black Jesus over here.
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765. You've just got to pray
to God every morning.
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766. Oh.
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767. I am feeling for Luna.
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768. She's being the proper
church lady and...
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769. oh, it's a little flat.
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770. Let's check in with
Elizabeth Taylor.
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771. Stage fright is always there.
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772. So, you know,
I always think of an...
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773. old, stiff...
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774. whiskey on the rocks.
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775. Stiff whiskey
on the rocks.
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776. - Okay.
- Yeah.
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777. Ooh, girl!
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778. I'm cringing for myself.
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779. Let's check in with
Manny Pacquiao.
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780. How do you feel about
being surrounded by
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781. so many homosexuals?
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782. Uh, okay, so that was my
question I wanted to ask.
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783. - You said drag queen?
- Yeah, drag queen.
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784. Elizabeth Taylor over here,
is she a homosexual too?
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785. Uh, yes, these are
all drag queens.
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786. Now, I would love to
see what you wrote down.
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787. Of course. So, I pictured
them praying to Jesus.
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788. - But not this Jesus.
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789. This Jesus looks
like Mike Tyson.
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790. This is not Jesus.
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791. Please save me
from this Jesus.
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792. - This is not my savior.
- That's not the one?
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793. This looks like
Mike Tyson on drugs.
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794. Manny Pacquiao, I was
trying not to laugh so hard.
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795. - Okay.
- Please.
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796. You're going to hell.
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797. And we are out of time!
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798. The winner of
Snatch Game is...
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799. Crotch Lake, Ontario!
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800. - Oh!
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801. Good night, everyone.
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802. Yes! New day!
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803. It is elimination day.
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804. Get ready because Jesus is
about to send you to hell!
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805. Jesus, save me!
- Hi, we're here.
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it was really bad.
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807. Melinda was funny,
but all the rest, like
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808. yeah, they all should
be on the bottom.
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809. How are we all feeling
after Snatch Game?
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810. We made it through.
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811. We did!
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812. Barely, girl, barely.
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813. I'm going to say, okay...
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814. - Melinda!
- Melinda!
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815. I feel good, I feel great.
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816. And I feel happy.
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817. So, who do we think
is in the bottom?
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819. I think I'm in
danger this week.
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820. I bombed and, you know.
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821. I'm still here to fight.
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822. I think I need to go to
improv school after this.
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823. - Anyone else?
- I'm a little worried.
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824. It is so hard to really
gauge how well you did.
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825. So, I'm feeling
a little uneasy.
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827. I'm a little bit worried.
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828. I was like already scared
going into Snatch Game
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829. to begin with.
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830. It was like definitely
my biggest fear.
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831. You looked like
Julia Fox, yeah.
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832. Okay.
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833. I'm a bit worried that
I might be in trouble,
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834. but I'm trying to stay
positive, and just like,
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835. you know,
hope for the best.
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836. Let's just stay
focused and happy, and,
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837. and just be satisfied
that the fact that
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838. we got through this and
we did pretty well.
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839. Alright, girls, so now that
we've played the Snatch Game,
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840. impersonating celebrities,
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841. we are all about to
be public figures,
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842. dealing with the fans,
and all the attention,
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843. and all the opinions.
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844. Does anyone have
issues with like
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anything of the sort?
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846. I have to say I have
this incredible fear
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847. of social media.
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848. I worry, am I gonna
say the wrong thing?
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849. The thing is with
people online,
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850. they will take any
single little thing,
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851. and they'll try and
put you on blast.
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852. I haven't really thought
much about cancel culture
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853. until I was filming this TV
show called Drag Race,
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854. and I had a very
public meltdown.
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855. So, last week, after that
moment we had,
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856. these voices in
my head were like,
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857. "Yeah, that's it.
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858. That's how you kill a career
and that's how you-"
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859. Oh, no!
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860. "... get cancelled and you're
never getting booked again."
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861. I think it's a growing moment
to like show the audience
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862. that like we're multi-faceted.
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863. It's not all like
sunshine and rainbows.
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864. - Yeah.
- We are human.
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865. - Show our humanity.
- Exactly.
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866. You know, yeah,
we are on this platform.
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867. We're in this
pressure cooker,
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868. and we're supposed to
be like these amazing,
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869. super talented, elite
group of entertainers.
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870. - Which we are.
- Which we are.
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871. - Don't get it twisted.
- Two things can be true!
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872. I felt like there
was a "but" coming.
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873. - That's how you cancel.
- But, but we're people first.
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874. Nobody is perfect.
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875. Why are we tearing
each other down
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876. when we're all part of the
same community?
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877. I got called out for-
ah, what was it?
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878. It was the thumbs-up emoji.
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879. 'Cause I just put
the thumbs-up emoji.
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880. And I was told, "No, that's
considered sarcastic."
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881. If we're fighting
over emojis,
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882. then we've got bigger issues.
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883. Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.
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884. He's my favourite olden girl,
it's Brad Goreski.
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885. Thank you for being
a real friend.
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886. Oh, any day, don't
even mention it.
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887. And she's an angel
in disguise,
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888. it's Traci Melchor.
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889. Oh Brooke, we're a
snatch made in heaven.
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890. And look over there!
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891. It's the self-proclaimed
trade of the season,
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892. Jaida Essence Hall.
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893. Now wait, Brooke,
aren't you the
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894. self-proclaimed
queen of the north?
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895. That's correct, and as the
self-proclaimed queen
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896. of the north, I dub thee
trade of all seasons.
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897. Oh, thank you,
Brooke, I love you.
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898. I love you too.
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899. This week, we challenged
our queens to give us
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900. their most sickening
celebrity impressions
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901. in the Snatch Game.
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902. Racers,
start your engines,
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903. and may the best
drag queen win!
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904. Category is "Steampunk".
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905. First up, Denim.
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906. This rusted,
busted, little,
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907. fairy girl is enclosed
in a clockwork armour.
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908. Flying down the runway,
I feel so whimsical and
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909. fantastical right now,
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910. living my little
pixie fantasy.
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911. I feel like I could be
straight out of a video game.
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912. Oxidize.
You rust everything!
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913. Kitten Kaboodle.
Oh wow!
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914. I am stomping into
the Industrial Revolution
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915. with my purple
steam-powered pussy,
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916. and I got bit by an
alligator at one point,
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917. so I lost half my face,
and so there's a few cogs
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918. showing, but I'm
still functional.
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919. Purple train,
purple train.
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920. Next, Kiki Coe.
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921. This time,
I'm bringing you in
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922. a different fashion world.
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923. I'm wearing pants,
honey,
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924. pants, pants, pants
across the board.
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925. And that ponytail, honey,
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926. she looks like a
steampunk scientist.
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927. So, let's
get experimenting!
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928. I'd inspect
her gadgets.
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929. Next,
Aimee Yonce Shennel.
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930. Guys, my eyes
are down here.
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931. I'm feeling
sexy right now.
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932. I'm living the fantasy.
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933. This is a Latina steampunk.
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934. Not too much, not too little.
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935. Sexy, stunning,
don't forget I'm beautiful,
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936. but I'm dangerous.
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937. Oh look,
it's Monocle Lewinski.
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938. And next,
Nearah Nuff.
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939. I want to
show the judges
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940. the mistress of the night.
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941. She is the saloon girl of
your dreams.
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942. And get ready-
her gears are sharp.
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943. This look came straight
out of a video game.
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944. She looks like she
could kill, and she can.
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945. She's ready to battle.
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946. Hey, look over gear!
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947. Melinda Verga.
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948. Ooh!
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949. I'm here serving steampunk.
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950. I am dangerous.
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951. So tonight, I am a
black widow assassin.
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952. I'm here on the runway,
and I'm out for blood.
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953. And I can smell my prey...
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954. And that prey is
the Golden Beaver!
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955. I'm coming for
the Golden Beaver.
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956. Is that the steampunk version
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957. of jazz hands?
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958. Next, Aurora Matrix.
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959. I am serving
sexy, sexy spider woman.
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960. She's just a sweet
little saloon girl,
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961. but then she gets
bit by a spider.
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962. And I'm just waiting to
snatch up my next prey.
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963. Mama's hungry.
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964. She's poisonous,
she's sultry.
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965. And she's ready to
lure in all the men.
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966. She's big on the web.
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967. Luna DuBois.
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968. Today I'm serving
you high class fashion whore
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969. steampunk realness.
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970. I am the madam of
the whorehouse,
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971. if I do say so myself.
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972. The legs are out,
the booty is here.
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973. I'm finally showing
you guys the body,
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974. I've been covered all season.
This is what you see
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975. when you come to The Luna
DuBois Show, honey.
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976. Yes!
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977. Oh, she's In her
Vic-whore-ian era.
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978. And finally, Venus.
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979. - Ooh!
- Yes!
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980. She's smokin'!
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981. My steampunk look
is really classic steampunk.
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982. It's giving you airplane
crash survivor
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983. meets Mad Max
head honcho bad bitch.
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984. Anyone in my way
should be concerned.
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985. Just like in this competition.
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986. She's gas masked for mass.
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987. Welcome, queens.
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988. Based on your runway presentations and
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989. your performances in
the Snatch Game,
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990. the judges have
made some decisions.
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991. When I call your name,
please step forward.
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992. Aurora Matrix...
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997. Melinda Verga.
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998. You represent the tops and
the bottoms of the week.
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999. If I didn't call your name,
you are safe.
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1000. You may leave the stage.
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1001. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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1002. Queens, it's time for
the judges' critiques.
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1003. First up,
Kitten Kaboodle.
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1004. As Jennifer Coolidge...
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1005. you were really neat.
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1006. I could tell that that was
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1007. such a labour
of love for you.
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1008. You embodied her
spirit so well,
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1009. and you just had fun.
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1010. You were being really silly.
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1011. When somebody else
is playing the
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1012. exact same
character as you,
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1013. that's a risk,
and it paid off for you.
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1014. I want to say to everybody,
first y'all can just breathe
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1015. 'cause Snatch Game
is over.
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1016. And I feel like people have
no idea like the pressure of
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1017. what it's like to
come into Drag Race.
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1018. Y'all are all professionals,
y'all are all acing.
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1019. I'm so proud of all
of you all, but...
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1020. Kitten, Miss Thing,
girl, you served,
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1021. and also I'm just like the
look on the runway today,
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1022. I'm like gagging because
I love X Men and
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1023. I love steampunk.
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1024. It's giving me like
steampunk gambit.
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1025. Wow,
thank you so much.
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1026. - Up next, Kiki Coe.
- Hi!
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1027. You look just
absolutely stunning.
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1028. It's so different from
what we've seen from you.
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1029. My breath is taken away.
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1030. Um, my breath was taken away
in a different way yesterday.
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1031. You made it very
hard for yourself.
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1032. I feel like all of us have
a little bit of a
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1033. reference point when it
comes to Elizabeth Taylor.
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1034. I didn't really get
Elizabeth Taylor.
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1035. The voice wasn't the same
as Elizabeth Taylor,
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1036. but that,
it is what it is, girl.
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1037. Snatch Game, either you
got it or you don't.
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1038. But today, you look
great on the runway.
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1039. Pat yourself on the back.
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1040. We all make mistakes,
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1041. and we all have like
little fumbles.
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1042. Don't forget, even when
you make mistakes,
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1043. don't forget to
give yourself grace.
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1044. - Thank you.
- Up next, Melinda Verga.
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1045. Hello, Miss Brooke Lynn!
Brooke Lynn,
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1046. you're showing me how
plaid is done right here.
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1047. - You know what?
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1048. I ran home after last week,
and I called my designer.
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1049. I said, "I need one immediately."
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1050. - And here we are.
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1051. As Manny Pacquiao,
you delivered a
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1052. one, two knockout punch.
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1053. - Boom!
- I did, I did sports!
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1054. - Sports, thank you.
- Good job.
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1055. I sense that Manny might
not be comfortable
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1056. around drag queens,
and that could have
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1057. turned really easily
into something
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1058. kind of hateful and mean,
and it never was.
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1059. - Mhm.
- It was always funny.
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1060. And this runway look is my
favourite of yours so far.
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1061. Thank you so much.
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1062. You going for the
Mike Tyson joke
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1063. knocked the wind
out of my body,
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1064. left me completely breathless.
It was so funny, loved it.
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1065. What you did is not
an easy thing to do.
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1066. It's not something
that everybody can do.
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1067. It was such a joy to watch,
and you're such a star.
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1068. Up next, Aurora Matrix.
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1069. This look has my
spidey senses tingling
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1070. in all the right places.
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1071. Oh, is that what that is?
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1072. I thought I wasn't
tucked enough.
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1073. Mhm, a little flutter,
a little flutter.
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1074. Let's talk Snatch Game.
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1075. Aurora Matrix as
Emperor Zhao Bing.
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1076. So, I was hoping for a
temperamental toddler...
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1077. And it, it was leaning
more towards...
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1078. like a whining baby?
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1079. There was so much
potential with the
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1080. character that
you chose, and...
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1081. there were
glimpses of that,
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1082. but then we kind of
got on a hamster wheel
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1083. of the same thing
over and over again.
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1084. The age, the jump
and how you died,
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1085. but it didn't really breathe
and become anything else.
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1086. I don't think you really
made any mistakes.
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1087. I just think that the
character could have just
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1088. been a little bit bigger,
told a little bit bigger story,
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1089. and you probably wouldn't
be standing here right now.
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1090. Yeah, it wasn't your
best week, but as usual,
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1091. you give us an absolute
show on the runway.
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1092. Thank you.
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1093. - Up next, Luna DuBois.
- Hi.
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1094. This runway look is,
yes, it's steampunk,
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1095. but it's also Mad Max,
and Megan Thee Stallion.
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1096. Mm, I'm just eatin'
it all up. And your skin,
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1097. you need to tell me what
you use on that skin.
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1098. I'll give you a little secret.
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1099. Wait, let me see, do a turn
around real fast for us?
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1100. - Yes, please.
- Yes!
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1101. First of all,
you looking like-
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1102. look at all
that chocolate! Ah!
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1103. I don't believe that
you are not funny.
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1104. I believe that you have
a very particular
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1105. sense of humour.
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1106. I think it is very dry,
I think it's very sarcastic.
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1107. I'm the same way, but you
have to find characters that
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1108. really work with
your sense of humour.
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1109. Your Mary M. Cosby
was very reserved,
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1110. and you didn't give us as
much as you could have.
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1111. I got more Luna than
I did housewife.
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1112. Mary Cosby,
she's very-
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1113. Where she normally,
her thoughts are
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1114. always on her face like expressively here.
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1115. I think sometimes you
could see your thoughts,
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1116. but like in a different way.
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1117. Being a woman of God, and
being seated next to Jesus,
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1118. there were so many
opportunities for play there.
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1119. I'd be leaned over on Jesus,
like, "Jesus, save me, girl!"
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1120. You know what I mean?
Like, and that would have
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1121. helped play into
the Snatch Game.
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1122. For me,
your Mary Cosby kind of-
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1123. it just missed the
Meredith Marks.
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1124. - Do you get it?
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1125. - Oh, my God.
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1126. Last, but certainly
not least, Venus.
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1127. - Hi, Judges.
- Venus!
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1128. - Hi, Jaida!
- Girl, you look sickening.
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1129. But I'm sure you
already know that.
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1130. Thank you.
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1131. Like when you came out,
I was like,
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1132. pass the gas masks.
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1133. Venus as Joe Exotic
made me roar.
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1134. You came in with that mullet
and the stache and
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1135. the jacket and the...
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1136. you know, Venus was
nowhere to be found.
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1137. Your Joe Exotic really
stroked my pussy.
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1138. - Oh!
- Ow!
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1139. The second amendment
joke was my favourite.
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1140. I also love that you
didn't know what
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1141. the second
amendment was,
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1142. which made it even funnier
'cause that's so American.
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1143. Does anyone?
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1144. You were a pleasure to watch,
and I thought you did a
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where you could kind of like
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you could have fun,
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1148. Thank you.
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1149. Now based on the
judges' critiques,
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1150. we have made
some decisions.
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1151. Melinda Verga,
your Manny Pacquiao
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1152. was an absolute TKO.
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1153. Kitten Kaboodle,
in the Snatch Game,
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1154. you had us seeing double,
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1155. but your Jennifer Coolidge
was #1.
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1156. Venus, on the runway,
you were a beast,
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1157. and your Joe Exotic
earned you your stripes.
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1158. Melinda Verga,
condragulations!
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1159. - What the fuck?
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1160. You are the winner of this
week's maxi challenge.
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1161. The Snatch Game!
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1162. You have won a $5000
shopping spree at Shoefreaks!
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1163. Yes!
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1164. Thank you, Shoefreaks.
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1165. Kitten Kaboodle,
Venus, wonderful job.
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1166. You are both safe.
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1167. That means Kiki Coe,
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1168. Aurora Matrix,
and Luna DuBois,
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1169. you are in the bottom this week.
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1170. Melinda Verga, you have
earned the power of
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1171. the Golden Beaver,
granting you the ability
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1172. to save one of the
bottom 3 queens
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1173. from lip syncing
for their lives.
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1174. You hold the fate of your
sisters in your hands.
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1175. As you untuck, the bottom
3 may plead their case.
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1176. You may leave the stage.
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1177. - Thank you, judges.
- Good luck, ladies.
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1178. - The bitches are back.
- Oh...
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1179. I see a few happy faces.
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1180. Okay, girls,
what's going on?
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1181. Well, I'm in the bottom.
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1182. It's me, Luna, and Kiki
who are in the bottom.
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1183. Do have the beaver
situation, so...
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1184. - So top, top, top.
- Yeah.
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1185. Well, I think we should celebrate Melinda!
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1186. You went from last week
to now so,
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1187. that shows something.
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1188. What the fuck
just happened?
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1189. What a 180 again.
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1190. I can top and
bottom at any point.
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1191. Not only did I score a win,
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1192. I scored a pretty...
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1193. iconic win.
I feel like...
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1194. I've just arrived.
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1195. I'm just super, super
grateful for, you know,
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1196. everything that
has happened-
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1197. the good, the bad, the ugly-
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1198. and I'm grateful for all
y'all's energy that you
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1199. helped me just turn myself
around, and I'm still here.
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1200. And we're glad
that you're here.
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1201. Exactly, it's proof that
you're meant to be here.
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1202. - Yeah, congratulations.
- Thank you.
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1203. So here I am.
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1204. I have to choose between
these 3 fierce bitches.
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1205. Oh, how the tables
have turned.
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1206. Can I,
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1207. can I just hear
from Luna, Kiki...
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1208. and Aurora,
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1209. why you should be the
one to be saved?
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1210. I can go first. Since I was
in the bottom
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1211. like the second week,
I've been trying to improve,
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1212. and I feel myself improving.
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1213. I didn't get saved the first
time I was in this position.
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1214. If I get saved today...
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1215. I will make it count.
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1216. Thank you.
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1217. Being in the bottom again,
for the second time,
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1218. and the first time that
I was in the bottom,
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1219. I got saved by Aurora,
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1220. and I thank you
so much for that
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1221. because you gave me
a chance.
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1222. I was in the top last week.
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1223. The only thing that I
want to tell you, Melinda,
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1224. don't feel obligated to...
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1225. save me because
I saved you.
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1226. I saved you because I want
to give you a chance,
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1227. and I want to see more.
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1228. And you showed it.
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1229. - Congratulations.
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1230. I'm well aware
that this is not
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1232. In my heart, I don't feel
the need to "repay" Kiki
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1233. for what she did.
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1234. Melinda, I feel like this
week was just
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1235. a little stumble for me,
but I have proved in
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I deserve to be here.
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1237. Your look is stunning.
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1238. Thank you,
I appreciate it.
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1239. I truly think that my
Snatch Game wasn't...
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1240. the worst, and I think if
based on just critiques and
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1241. everything, I do think
that I deserve to be saved.
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1242. It would be gaggy
to be saved twice.
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1243. But, I think Aurora
should be saved.
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1244. Ah, and that's
just my two cents.
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1245. Thank you, Babes.
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1246. Remember to play
the game smart, too.
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1247. Because if you've got a
person who, obviously,
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competition, you can...
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1249. start cleaning the
slate real quick.
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1250. - And...
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1251. - What?
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1252. There's a crown, and there's
$100,000 on the line.
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1253. Good luck, and
don't fuck it up.
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1254. Welcome back, queens.
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1255. Melinda Verga,
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1256. heavy is the hand that
holds the beaver.
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1257. Who do you want to save
from the chomping block?
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1258. Making this decision
is not easy at all.
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1259. The queen I'm
choosing to save,
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1260. not only saved me
from the bottom,
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1261. but saved me from myself.
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1262. This queen is Kiki Coe.
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1263. Well, I'll be damned.
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1264. Kiki Coe, you're out
of the woods this week.
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1265. You may join your
sisters at the back.
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1266. Thank you so much.
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1267. Aurora Matrix,
Luna DuBois, I'm sorry,
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1268. but this means you are
both up for elimination.
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1269. Two queens stand before us.
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1270. Prior to tonight, you were
asked to prepare
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1271. a lip sync performance of
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1272. "She's All I Wanna Be"
by Tate McRae.
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1273. This is your last
chance to impress us,
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1274. and save yourself from...
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1275. elimination.
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1276. The time has come...
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1277. for you to lip sync...
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1278. for your life!
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1279. Good luck...
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1280. And don't fuck it up.
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1281. Queens, we've
made our decision.
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1282. Aurora Matrix...
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1283. shantay, you stay.
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1284. - You may join the others.
- Thank you.
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1285. Luna DuBois, we love you
to the moon and back.
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1286. And baby, you're a star.
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1287. Thank you so much.
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1288. I couldn't be more happier
to represent for Toronto,
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1289. Nigeria, and myself
most importantly.
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1290. Thank you for everything.
Now sashay away.
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1291. - Love you, Luna!
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1292. - Yes!
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1293. It's always a full moon
in the House of DuBois.
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1294. - Yes!
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1295. - Love you, Luna!
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1296. Ah, I feel absolutely gutted.
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1297. You lost your shady queen.
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1298. Hopefully, the girls
will bring the heat.
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1299. I know you hate
to see me go,
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1300. but I know you love
to watch me...
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1301. leave.
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1302. Condragulations, queens.
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1303. You live to slay another day.
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1304. Woo!
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1305. The world has never needed
the magic of drag more.
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1306. So, remember,
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1307. stay true, north,
strong and what?
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1308. Fierce!
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1309. Yes!
Now let the music play!
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1310. Hold it, hold it, hold it!
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1311. Cut the music!
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1312. Cut the music!
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1313. - Oh! Oh my God.
- What?
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1314. There's just
one more thing.
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1315. - Oh, God...
- Oh, my God.
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1316. Next week, you will all
be competing in
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1317. the first ever
Canada's Drag Race
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1318. Lip Sync Slayoff
Extravaganza.
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1319. - Yes!
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1320. - Let's go!
- Oh, my God.
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1321. - Only six will survive.
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1322. And two of you
will sashay away.
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1323. That's all... Bye!
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1324. Holy shit.
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1325. That killed the party
faster than getting
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1326. poppers spilled on you.
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1327. What in gay hell?
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1328. Next time on
Canada's Drag Race...
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1329. "See you soon!
Winnie Harlow!"
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1330. It's time to put on a show.
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1331. Two queens will
be sent home.
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1332. The drama!
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1333. It's not anything personal.
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1334. It's just drag.
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1335. I need to go to the ATM
to get some tip money.
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1336. - Right?
- You pulled out all the stops.
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1337. May the lip sync gods
be ever in your favour.
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1338. - Dolla, dolla bill, y'all.
- Right, right?
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1339. Yeah, all of it.
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