1. Previously
on Canada's Drag Race.Copy !req
2. It's your job
to become merchandizing mogulsCopy !req
3. as you design
your own eyeshadow palettes.Copy !req
4. I hope my booty
looks really good.Copy !req
5. Let's shablam.Copy !req
6. Fierce, by Fiercalicious.Copy !req
7. It seemed like
a professional commercial.Copy !req
8. I'm about to throw away
all my makeup.Copy !req
9. This will go down
in Drag Race historyCopy !req
10. as one of the great looks.Copy !req
11. Condragulations!Copy !req
12. Irma Gerd, shantay, you stay.Copy !req
13. Bombae, sashay away.Copy !req
14. Oh, girls, that's crazy.Copy !req
15. I just won
a lip synch for your life,Copy !req
16. and, oh, it feels good.Copy !req
17. Sorry, Bombae.Copy !req
18. What did she say?Copy !req
19. She said,
"Will you see me again?"Copy !req
20. "Who knows?"Copy !req
21. She loved that.
- "Love you, Bom."Copy !req
22. Bye, Bom.
We love you.Copy !req
23. Bye, Bombae!
- Bye, Bombae!Copy !req
24. One of us had to go,
and it's not gonna be me.Copy !req
25. Irma Gerd's here
to slay another day, bitch.Copy !req
26. - Good job!
- Woo!Copy !req
27. Come on, table dancer.Copy !req
28. I was just, like,
having fun with it.Copy !req
29. I don't know what I did.
I don't know what Bombae did.Copy !req
30. How was it?Copy !req
31. Those moves, girl.Copy !req
32. I didn't know what that was,
but I was living for it.Copy !req
33. It's a little
DJ spinning the record.Copy !req
34. Um... it was a move.Copy !req
35. - And congrats, Fierce.
Finally.Copy !req
36. Let me just take my shoes off
and get comfortable.Copy !req
37. Oh, Lord, here we go.Copy !req
38. Were you shook that you won?Copy !req
39. I wasn't surprised.Copy !req
40. Like, I thought
my commercial was really good.Copy !req
41. My photo?
Gorge.Copy !req
42. My look?
I'm very proud of it as well.Copy !req
43. I know you're not gonna
let us forget it.Copy !req
44. - Girl, I was—
- I'm a winner!Copy !req
45. Girl.
Shut up!Copy !req
46. Every single one of you
underestimated me.Copy !req
47. When you guys were saying
who was gonna win,Copy !req
48. nobody said my name,
except for Bom.Copy !req
49. I didn't underestimate you.
I just didn't care.Copy !req
50. Okay, Vivian.
Have fun being safe.Copy !req
51. Step your Vanderpussy up
and maybe you'll win.Copy !req
52. Vivian is really bitter
that I just won and she didn't.Copy !req
53. Jealousy is a disease,
so get well soon.Copy !req
54. Muah!Copy !req
55. I'm feeling a little fed up.Copy !req
56. I've absolutely had it
with not winning.Copy !req
57. I'm just, like,
disappointed with myself.Copy !req
58. I am feeling
a little beat down.Copy !req
59. Yeah.
I don't know.Copy !req
60. I don't even know why
I'm getting upset right now.Copy !req
61. It's stupid.Copy !req
62. You know,
I feel like the biggest thingCopy !req
63. that's holding me back is me
and that's frustrating.Copy !req
64. That's cool.Copy !req
65. I just gotta
step my Vanderpussy up.Copy !req
66. Who's volunteering
to help me get out of this?Copy !req
67. Girl, none of us.
Nobody!Copy !req
68. I'm a winner!Copy !req
69. Who cares?
Nobody's asking.Copy !req
70. I think the other queens
think I'm just coasting byCopy !req
71. on my looks in this competition,
but, I am the it girl to beat.Copy !req
72. Can somebody help me?
Gisèle!Copy !req
73. No.Copy !req
74. I can't just stay in this outfit
for the rest of my life!Copy !req
75. Jada, do you need help?Copy !req
76. Yeah.
- Are you kidding me!Copy !req
77. We're all goin' home.
See ya, Fierce!Copy !req
78. Hello!
Winner speaking!Copy !req
79. The winner
of Canada's Drag RaceCopy !req
80. receives a sickening supply
of beauty productsCopy !req
81. from Shopper's Drug Mart,
and the pleasure of $100,000,Copy !req
82. thanks to Trojan,
with Traci Melchor,Copy !req
83. Brad Goreksi,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes,Copy !req
84. with tonight's extra special
guest judge, Jeremy Dutcher.Copy !req
85. best drag queen winCopy !req
86. Winner coming through!Copy !req
87. Oh, my God!
- Two-time winner.Copy !req
88. So it's a new day
in the Werk Room.Copy !req
89. I'm really excited.
We're down to six!Copy !req
90. Top six!Copy !req
91. So much space.Copy !req
92. Bitch, we're getting
close to the end!Copy !req
93. So who else is in
the winner's circle with me,Copy !req
94. at this point
in the competition?Copy !req
95. - Jada has a win.
- Thank you.Copy !req
96. Kimmy has a win.Copy !req
97. - Gisèle has two wins.Copy !req
98. And Irma and Vivian are here.Copy !req
99. Is anyone else seeing
my hairline receding live?Copy !req
100. Irma and Vivian are bringing
the fun to the competition.Copy !req
101. Well, I'm glad
you guys are having fun.Copy !req
102. I'm getting there.
I'll get there in my own time.Copy !req
103. Well, I've been bouncing
up and down, and up and down.Copy !req
104. Mathematically,
this week should be my win.Copy !req
105. - We'll see about that!
My trajectory—Copy !req
106. O Canada!Copy !req
107. She done already
done had herses.Copy !req
108. My queens, I've had it
with these motherpucking snakesCopy !req
109. on this motherpucking plane,
officially!Copy !req
110. So buckle up, squirrel friends,Copy !req
111. it's gonna be a bumpy flight.Copy !req
112. Oh!
- What does that mean?Copy !req
113. Hi, hey, hello!Copy !req
114. Hello!Copy !req
115. Come on, shorts!Copy !req
116. My up-and-coming starlets,Copy !req
117. are you ready to takeCopy !req
118. your careers to the moon?Copy !req
119. Yes!Copy !req
120. Today's mini challenge
is brought to usCopy !req
121. by our friends at Made.Copy !req
122. Come on, Made.Copy !req
123. Made Nous celebrates the works
of Canadian creators in film,Copy !req
124. television,
digital entertainment,Copy !req
125. and video games.Copy !req
126. And today, Made Nous wants you
to follow in the footstepsCopy !req
127. of Canadian superheroes
like Ryan Reynolds, Simu Liu,Copy !req
128. and Iman Vellani to create
a new generation of superheroesCopy !req
129. who are fierce and fabulous...Copy !req
130. Work!Copy !req
131. ..in the soon to be released,Copy !req
132. blockbuster film, Super Queens.Copy !req
133. On "Go," you'll have 30 minutes
to get into actress quick drag,Copy !req
134. and, get familiar
with your lines.Copy !req
135. Then you'll meet
the casting director.Copy !req
136. Me!Copy !req
137. Lights, camera, go!Copy !req
138. Oop!
All right, let's get into this.Copy !req
139. The time is tickingCopy !req
140. and the cameras
are rolling, bitch.Copy !req
141. I'm not naked.
You are naked.Copy !req
142. I'm go to auditions
looking flawlessCopy !req
143. 'cause I'm an actress, baby.Copy !req
144. I'm ready for my close-up!Copy !req
145. When I brought
this wig here,Copy !req
146. it was flat.Copy !req
147. The humidity in here is crazy!Copy !req
148. Did somebody say "full glam"?Copy !req
149. Bonjour!Copy !req
150. Such an honour
to audition for this movie.Copy !req
151. I read the books.
I'm really inspired.Copy !req
152. Great.Copy !req
153. So this scene is probably
the most important sceneCopy !req
154. of the entire film.Copy !req
155. - Where's the casting couch?Copy !req
156. Do you mind slating
to camera number one, please?Copy !req
157. - Slating?
- Yeah.Copy !req
158. Okay.
Oh, hi, camera number one.Copy !req
159. What's—
"Slay"?Copy !req
160. Yep.
- Slay!Copy !req
161. Just say your name,Copy !req
162. and the role
you're auditioning for.Copy !req
163. My name is Miss Fiercalicious,Copy !req
164. and I'm auditioning
for the lead roleCopy !req
165. of Super Queen.Copy !req
166. Earth to Super Queen.
Earth to Super Queen.Copy !req
167. Go for Super Queen.Copy !req
168. How's it looking up there?Copy !req
169. Commander Charisma,
it's not looking good.Copy !req
170. Go on?Copy !req
171. I've just finished my initial
survey of this peculiar planet,Copy !req
172. and I have information pertinentCopy !req
173. to the situation at hand.Copy !req
174. Proceed.Copy !req
175. I sense a disturbance coming
from the Areola Grande Galaxy.Copy !req
176. There's a comet
traveling at a velocityCopy !req
177. of 2,000 death drops per second!Copy !req
178. It's headed straight
for Vulgaria Vagina!Copy !req
179. That was very close, but it's
"headed straight to Vulvania."Copy !req
180. And it's heading
straight to Vulvania!Copy !req
181. "Super Queen audition script."
No, that's not me!Copy !req
182. I can configure
my slay-ray to combine x-rays,Copy !req
183. stingrays and gamma rays!Copy !req
184. The combined force of these
three rays will flip the pageCopy !req
185. to the next part
of the script here.Copy !req
186. Come on, gloves!Copy !req
187. I'm never wearing gloves
to an audition again.Copy !req
188. Commander Charisma!Copy !req
189. What's the matter, Super Queen?Copy !req
190. There's no time for quandaries.Copy !req
191. I have no fucking idea
what the word is,Copy !req
192. but let's go!Copy !req
193. I have to use
my sonic glampifier,Copy !req
194. and produce
an audible click so loudCopy !req
195. that it will
dismantle the comet.Copy !req
196. English Super Queen, English,Copy !req
197. or, French, if you're nasty.Copy !req
198. I'm gonna tongue pop
for my life!Copy !req
199. Brava, Super Queen!Copy !req
200. - Perfect.Copy !req
201. I think we've got
the tongue pop.Copy !req
202. Wait.Copy !req
203. There's something
coming into view!Copy !req
204. It's some form of Gay-lien life,Copy !req
205. and it's coming
straight towards me!Copy !req
206. Maybe if I make
my scariest face,Copy !req
207. I'll scare it away.Copy !req
208. Here goes nothing!Copy !req
209. Bla-la-la-la-la-
la-la-la-la-Copy !req
210. la-la-la-la-la-
la-la-la-la!Copy !req
211. One more time, but could you do
something just a little scarier?Copy !req
212. Scarier.Copy !req
213. Uglier!Copy !req
214. I'm too gorgeous.Copy !req
215. No!
It didn't work!Copy !req
216. Oh, it's the Glamatrons
from Planet Gagatronia,Copy !req
217. but they only speak Draglish.Copy !req
218. Let me try this.
Okurrr!Copy !req
219. Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!Copy !req
220. Boots the house down, Mama!
Okurrr!Copy !req
221. Yes!
Yes!Copy !req
222. Yes!Copy !req
223. Ow!Copy !req
224. Girl!
Hieee!Copy !req
225. I feel very attacked!Copy !req
226. It worked!Copy !req
227. The sonic powers
have hit the comet.Copy !req
228. Oh, my gay!Copy !req
229. It exploded
into a space rainbow.Copy !req
230. Well done, Super Queen.
Now, blast on home!Copy !req
231. Bye!Copy !req
232. Oh, my God.
Did I get the gig?Copy !req
233. We'll be in touch.Copy !req
234. Thank you so much.
Call me.Copy !req
235. Queens, those auditions
were out of this world.Copy !req
236. But only one of you landed
the part and saved the day.Copy !req
237. The winner
of today's mini challenge isCopy !req
238. Kimmy Couture!Copy !req
239. Oh, my God!Copy !req
240. I just won
the mini challenge, bitch!Copy !req
241. You have won $2500,
courtesy of Made.Copy !req
242. Thank you so much, Made!Copy !req
243. Now that you're back on earth,
it's time to unwind.Copy !req
244. Wouldn't it be nice
to get away from all the drama?Copy !req
245. Oh, yes!
Oh!Copy !req
246. To enjoy some good,
old fashioned fun in the sun?Copy !req
247. Well, queens,
grab your passportsCopy !req
248. because in today's
maxi challenge,Copy !req
249. you'll be jetting off
to paradise as you star inCopy !req
250. Squirrels Trip,
the Rusical.Copy !req
251. Oh, yes, it is time
for the Rusical, darling.Copy !req
252. This is the big one.
Everyone remembers the Rusical.Copy !req
253. First,
you'll record your vocals,Copy !req
254. under the direction
of the illusive chanteuse,Copy !req
255. Brad Goreski.Copy !req
256. Yes!Copy !req
257. Oh, my God.
Are we gonna have to sing?Copy !req
258. Yeah!Copy !req
259. Then, buckle up
for boogie boot camp.Copy !req
260. Your choreographer is the one,Copy !req
261. the only,Copy !req
262. Hollywood Jade.Copy !req
263. I'll leave it up to you
to assign the roles.Copy !req
264. Racers, start your engines,Copy !req
265. and may the best drag queen win!Copy !req
266. Ah!Copy !req
267. Ooh.Copy !req
268. Wow, this is thick.Copy !req
269. Get your sunscreen.
Get your piña coladas.Copy !req
270. We're takin' a trip, squirrels.Copy !req
271. Let's go!Copy !req
272. - I can't wait to listen.
- Me too.Copy !req
273. The Rusical is
a combination of acting chops,Copy !req
274. vocal talent,Copy !req
275. and moving
and grooving abilities.Copy !req
276. This time, we all get
to choose our own rolesCopy !req
277. in a civilized
and diplomatic manner.Copy !req
278. First off, we have Jackay,Copy !req
279. a messy, newly divorced woman
who is extremely jealousCopy !req
280. of her older,
more independent sister, Jill.Copy !req
281. They can never get along.Copy !req
282. Jill has
the smallest singing act,Copy !req
283. so it's perfect cast for me.Copy !req
284. We also have Ronnie.Copy !req
285. Ronnie is the ultimate
toxic girlfriend.Copy !req
286. She's competitive, bitchy,
and totally delusional.Copy !req
287. - Oh, my God.
- It feels correct.Copy !req
288. She is bitchy.
She's delusional.Copy !req
289. She's a gas lighter.
It seems fitting.Copy !req
290. Then we've got Amber,
the quintessential trophy wife.Copy !req
291. This role
has challenging choreography.Copy !req
292. - Oh!
- Why are you all looking at me?Copy !req
293. I feel like everyone
was so scared to have Amber,Copy !req
294. but I'll take it.Copy !req
295. Grace is the neurotic
organizer of the trip,Copy !req
296. has challenging vocals.Copy !req
297. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
298. Do we have
any vocal superstars here?Copy !req
299. I... I like to sing.Copy !req
300. I want Grace.Copy !req
301. I was in the bottom last week,Copy !req
302. so now I really have
to step it up.Copy !req
303. I need a win so bad,Copy !req
304. so I can show everybody
that Irma Gerd has a placeCopy !req
305. in this competition.Copy !req
306. I like Grace.Copy !req
307. Or...
Do you have a back-up?Copy !req
308. Grace.
- You just want Grace?Copy !req
309. I can sing,
I like to host,Copy !req
310. and I'm a planner,
so I'm Grace.Copy !req
311. Who can check me, Boo?Copy !req
312. You take Jackay
and I'll take Jill.Copy !req
313. We've only listened
to the music once,Copy !req
314. and it's all happening so fast,Copy !req
315. so I think "Okay, I can...
I can do Jackay."Copy !req
316. And lastly, we've got Keke,
a pent up, overwhelmed momCopy !req
317. who's desperate
to get away from her familyCopy !req
318. for some naughty me time.Copy !req
319. Do you want Keke?Copy !req
320. Uh, yeah.
I'm easy breezy.Copy !req
321. The wheel of fortune
has landed Keke upon myself.Copy !req
322. This role also has
challenging choreography.Copy !req
323. What exactly does
"strong choreography" mean?Copy !req
324. Are we talking like
Single Ladies?Copy !req
325. Are we talking like
Fosse, Fosse, Fosse?Copy !req
326. I'm not, like,
a super strong dancer.Copy !req
327. Is anyone that has
a bit more of a graspCopy !req
328. on challenging choreographyCopy !req
329. would be willing
to switch, perhaps?Copy !req
330. No?Copy !req
331. This could also be your moment
to show the judges...Copy !req
332. You know what?
I'm gonna just do it.Copy !req
333. - Woo-hoo!
Let's just do it.Copy !req
334. - What could possibly go wrong?Copy !req
335. I think I have
a lot of lines to learn,Copy !req
336. so let's go
and learn these lines.Copy !req
337. I'm so excited to work with you!Copy !req
338. I can't believe it.
We get to be sisters!Copy !req
339. The song that we are doing,
called Sisters, is a duet,Copy !req
340. and when I learn that I'm doing
this with my sister, Gisèle,Copy !req
341. I am ecstatic.Copy !req
342. Until she opens her mouth
and starts singing.Copy !req
343. I'm not the kind of sisterCopy !req
344. without a misterCopy !req
345. recently dismissed herCopy !req
346. As one of the best singer
in the competition,Copy !req
347. I really was expecting to—Copy !req
348. No, I'm just joking.
I'm the worst.Copy !req
349. I'm French.
I'm really good.Copy !req
350. - Yeah?
- English.Copy !req
351. This is another thing.Copy !req
352. I'm gonna have to practise
a lot of prunce...Copy !req
353. .. prunciation...
prunce... pronunciation.Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. We'll work on her.Copy !req
356. I'm nervous.Copy !req
357. I feel like I took
a little bit of a leapCopy !req
358. choosing a character
that has more choreography.Copy !req
359. Yeah.
- But, let's just do it.Copy !req
360. The judges have been
asking me for bigger.Copy !req
361. They want more.
They want zestier.Copy !req
362. And, I think that
I can bring that to Keke.Copy !req
363. Vivian got
a really dancey role,Copy !req
364. and I was kind of
pushing her to take that roleCopy !req
365. 'cause I know
she's not a good dancer.Copy !req
366. I was like "Girl, no, do it.Copy !req
367. Like, this is your chance to,Copy !req
368. like, show the judges
how good you are."Copy !req
369. Sorry, Vivian.
You can't sabotage me this week.Copy !req
370. You are so shady.
I cannot.Copy !req
371. Girl, this is what
a win does to me.Copy !req
372. Hello, ladies.Copy !req
373. - Oh, my God!
- Hello, Brad!Copy !req
374. Now it's time
to record our vocalsCopy !req
375. with Canadian dreamboat,
Brad Goreski.Copy !req
376. All right, first up,
we have Jada Shada Hudson!Copy !req
377. I love this challenge.Copy !req
378. I'm ready to give you
Broadway, darling!Copy !req
379. We need the Turn Up QueenCopy !req
380. to open up the show
and set the tone.Copy !req
381. She will.Copy !req
382. little tripCopy !req
383. a real bitchCopy !req
384. Now, let's review this shitCopy !req
385. It sounds really good,Copy !req
386. so now I'm just gonna ask youCopy !req
387. to think about
what you're saying.Copy !req
388. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
389. This is all about
selling your song.Copy !req
390. We want characterization.Copy !req
391. We want big.
We want fun.Copy !req
392. Listen, I'm gonna make sure
I get this character downCopy !req
393. because this is what I do.Copy !req
394. Come on, falsetto!Copy !req
395. - So, you're playing Amber...
- Amber.Copy !req
396. .. who is the quintessential
gold digger,Copy !req
397. but she's convinced that she's
made her own way in the world.Copy !req
398. Girl, I wish I was Amber
in real life.Copy !req
399. Don't we all?Copy !req
400. been in love?Copy !req
401. this man's heart stopCopy !req
402. This is the banger, right?Copy !req
403. Like, this is the banger
in the show,Copy !req
404. only if you make it the banger.Copy !req
405. But what I want you to do is,
like, punch the wordsCopy !req
406. 'cause these are jokes.Copy !req
407. What is angina?Copy !req
408. Angina's a heart disease.Copy !req
409. Oh.Copy !req
410. I've never heard
of that word before.Copy !req
411. I've heard of vagina.
That's the one I have.Copy !req
412. Ah!Copy !req
413. Next up,
we have Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
414. Hi, Brad.Copy !req
415. You are Ronnie,
who is the bitchy,Copy !req
416. delusional character
in the group.Copy !req
417. Is it typecasting?Copy !req
418. I think a little.Copy !req
419. Fierce is perfectly cast.Copy !req
420. You've been watching
the show, right?Copy !req
421. the manicurist?Copy !req
422. The emergency
is that you'd cracked a nail,Copy !req
423. which is, like,
not an emergency.Copy !req
424. Just keep the attitude going.Copy !req
425. Channel that, like, Mariah,
like "I don't know her,"Copy !req
426. like you're clapping back.Copy !req
427. If you want more attitude,
I'll give you attitude.Copy !req
428. Next up is Vivian Vanderpuss.
This is a real fun one.Copy !req
429. I really like this one, sultry.Copy !req
430. Just like you.Copy !req
431. - Yeah, I ooze "sult."Copy !req
432. It feels still
a little tentative,Copy !req
433. because she didn't
come here to tan.Copy !req
434. She came here to fuck.Copy !req
435. Right?
Make it camp.Copy !req
436. Like, just go all the way there.Copy !req
437. Oh, okay.Copy !req
438. Next up, it's Irma and Gisèle.Copy !req
439. You're the only duet
in the show.Copy !req
440. Uh-huh.
- And we'll be the best one.Copy !req
441. Oh, well,
let's see about that.Copy !req
442. like a swindlerCopy !req
443. or a grifter?Copy !req
444. outta tuneCopy !req
445. That was perfect.Copy !req
446. Irma, are you
a music theater queenCopy !req
447. 'cause it seems like it
informs your drag a little bit?Copy !req
448. Oh, yeah.
I watch it.Copy !req
449. I love it.Copy !req
450. Wow.
Really impressed.Copy !req
451. Now, it's my turn?Copy !req
452. bitch had it out for meCopy !req
453. I feel like
we're gonna have to focusCopy !req
454. a bit more on Gisèle,
so we can hammer out her parts.Copy !req
455. She's not a singer.Copy !req
456. She's not a singer,
Miss Lullaby.Copy !req
457. I hear myself too, Brad.
I know.Copy !req
458. So the trick about doing a duet
is gonna be the timing.Copy !req
459. It's all about the timing.Copy !req
460. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
461. This is the most nervous
I ever been in this competition.Copy !req
462. - Just take a breath.Copy !req
463. You're doing great.Copy !req
464. She's really
gonna get it on the day.Copy !req
465. I will!Copy !req
466. This is the day!Copy !req
467. Okay!
- Ooh!Copy !req
468. What's happening here?Copy !req
469. Who is that?Copy !req
470. Well, if it isn't
the legendary Hollywood JadeCopy !req
471. looking like an absolute vision.Copy !req
472. Welcome to Hollywood boot camp.Copy !req
473. I love all of you,
but by the end of this,Copy !req
474. some of you
will probably hate me.Copy !req
475. We are going to start
with Vivian.Copy !req
476. Vivian Vanderpuss
is not a limber legend,Copy !req
477. so let's find out how far
this girl can be stretched.Copy !req
478. Keke is on vacationCopy !req
479. looking for
a couple of good men,Copy !req
480. and I think I might be able
to help you with that.Copy !req
481. - Boys!Copy !req
482. - Oh, hello!Copy !req
483. A Christmas miracle!
I'm, like, flustered.Copy !req
484. My head is swimming right now.Copy !req
485. Bring arms up first,
and then rotate the wrists.Copy !req
486. Uh-huh, and then Bash will jump
in and grab your stomach.Copy !req
487. Okay.Copy !req
488. And that is
the exact reaction that I want.Copy !req
489. Bash, I'm Vivian's understudy,Copy !req
490. darling, so you have
to teach me her choreo.Copy !req
491. Touch me, please!Copy !req
492. Step, and step, click, click.Copy !req
493. Step, and step, click, click.Copy !req
494. Now, you're looking down.
Your head should be up.Copy !req
495. The $100,000
is at the end of the line,Copy !req
496. not at the edge of the stage.Copy !req
497. I'm kind of like,
you know, overwhelmed.Copy !req
498. Turn.
Woo!Copy !req
499. Uh-huh, almost.
How you feeling?Copy !req
500. I feel good.Copy !req
501. It's a lot of information
for sure, but, like,Copy !req
502. I'm gonna do it,
so let's do it.Copy !req
503. Lover, we're still in
the first two lines of the song.Copy !req
504. Yes, we are.Copy !req
505. Come on, Kimmy.
This is, like, the dancing role.Copy !req
506. I can move like here and there.Copy !req
507. I'm just gonna give you
these steps.Copy !req
508. - Okay.
- We're just gonna go for it.Copy !req
509. Your feet are going
one, two, and three.Copy !req
510. - Okay.
Yeah?Copy !req
511. And then you're gonna
chug forward, one, two, three.Copy !req
512. One, two, one, hit.
One, two.Copy !req
513. Hollywood Jade
does not mess around.Copy !req
514. It's really choreographed
to what she's saying,Copy !req
515. so the more you know the words,
the easier it'll be,Copy !req
516. but you have to be
detail oriented.Copy !req
517. I get fast cars,
shiny bracelets,Copy !req
518. my husband,
meal replacements, up.Copy !req
519. - Can I keep going?
- Yeah.Copy !req
520. Kimmy is nailing her choreo.Copy !req
521. Eh!
It's correct!Copy !req
522. Boom, ta-ta, boom, ta-ta,Copy !req
523. boom, pah, poom.Copy !req
524. Open and present.Copy !req
525. - Perfect.Copy !req
526. She did that.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
527. Any other?
Let's go.Copy !req
528. Jill and Jackay,
Irma and Gisèle.Copy !req
529. So in my mind,Copy !req
530. it sort of feels like
classic musical theater duets.Copy !req
531. We are
the only duet in the show,Copy !req
532. and we have to be
in synch together.Copy !req
533. So you're gonna go
"Ever since pu-ber-ty."Copy !req
534. Five, six, seven, eight,
and one.Copy !req
535. Picking up choreography
is a weak point for me,Copy !req
536. and Gisèle is a trained dancer.Copy !req
537. Oh, I shoulda
stepped out on that.Copy !req
538. Uh-oh!Copy !req
539. Five, six, seven,Copy !req
540. ever since pu-ber-ty.Copy !req
541. Girl, it's literally
step, step, tap, mm.Copy !req
542. Miss Thing, how is that hard?Copy !req
543. What's gonna be really important
for you guys is timingCopy !req
544. and making sure
you're hitting your spots.Copy !req
545. You need her.
She needs you.Copy !req
546. You're sisters.Copy !req
547. I believe in Irma,
but I can see her struggling.Copy !req
548. - This is a lot.
One more time.Copy !req
549. If she fail, I fail.Copy !req
550. If I fail, she fail, so...Copy !req
551. Fuck my life.Copy !req
552. And I've been up
all night rehearsing.Copy !req
553. I've got blisters on my feet.Copy !req
554. I need to keep rehearsing
'cause I don't wanna look likeCopy !req
555. a booger on that stage.Copy !req
556. Let's get musical.Copy !req
557. Do you guys
feel confidentCopy !req
558. about hearing your voice
in the tune?Copy !req
559. Girl, I do because...Copy !req
560. I was really self-conscious
about singing.Copy !req
561. Growing up,
I did have a speech impediment,Copy !req
562. so, like, I've always been
self-conscious about my voice.Copy !req
563. I had a little incident
where the teacher was like,Copy !req
564. "Read in front of the class."Copy !req
565. - Oh, no!Copy !req
566. And I couldn't say,
like, I could not say the word.Copy !req
567. When you're like six or seven,Copy !req
568. you don't really know
anything is differentCopy !req
569. about your peers
until somebody points it out,Copy !req
570. and that teacher pointed it out
in front of the whole class,Copy !req
571. and that's kind of when
the bullying started.Copy !req
572. How did you kind of like
get past that?Copy !req
573. I don't know if I have.Copy !req
574. Like, any time
I hear my voice still,Copy !req
575. I kind of, like,
think back to that moment.Copy !req
576. I let a little thingCopy !req
577. like not being able
to pronounce an "R"Copy !req
578. get in my way for so many years,Copy !req
579. so that kind of spiraled me into
being a socially awkward person,Copy !req
580. which led me to being a loveable
weirdo, so, you know, thanks.Copy !req
581. You know,
when I was in high school,Copy !req
582. I had a really hard time
passing just for straight.Copy !req
583. In my head, I didn't know
what was wrong with me,Copy !req
584. but I think everyone
around could see it.Copy !req
585. I was getting
more and more effeminate.Copy !req
586. Like, I got bullied a lot.
I was beaten all the time.Copy !req
587. It was really, really hard.Copy !req
588. And I was this close
to killing myself, honestly.Copy !req
589. But there was
a guidance counselor.Copy !req
590. He just knew
the potential I was.Copy !req
591. This guy just
take me under his wing,Copy !req
592. and make me feel important.Copy !req
593. If I could say something to him,
Sylvain, you saved my life...Copy !req
594. The moment
I did my coming out,Copy !req
595. moved to Montréal,
downtown village,Copy !req
596. it was just wonderful
just to be yourself.Copy !req
597. And I think that's importantCopy !req
598. that people see
what's good in lifeCopy !req
599. because I have a beautiful life,
and I really enjoy it now,Copy !req
600. and I can't imagine
not having it today.Copy !req
601. She said
we're going very speedy today.Copy !req
602. I'm gonna try
using blush this time.Copy !req
603. Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the fairest of them all?Copy !req
604. - Not you.
- Not you, bitch.Copy !req
605. Who's getting spooky?Copy !req
606. Real talk.Copy !req
607. I was sleeping,
and my door was closed.Copy !req
608. So, I wake up
in the middle of the night,Copy !req
609. and my door was open
like a little crack,Copy !req
610. and I was like,
"Well, that's weird.Copy !req
611. I had my door closed.
I closed the door."Copy !req
612. Okay, woke up again
to use the bathroom.Copy !req
613. This time, the door was open,Copy !req
614. and I'm just like
"What's going on?"Copy !req
615. What really had me,
like, scared and thinkingCopy !req
616. like my booty hole,
it felt weird,Copy !req
617. like it felt
like a sensation, a tingling.Copy !req
618. What the fuck?Copy !req
619. You know, if you did the do...Copy !req
620. - ..you know, like how you,Copy !req
621. how you feel afterwards,
like, it was pulsing and stuff.Copy !req
622. And I'm just, like,
"I didn't have sex, like,Copy !req
623. - recently or nothing."
- Did you eat spicy?Copy !req
624. - Did you have hemorrhoids?
- No, nothing.Copy !req
625. Then I actually Google it,Copy !req
626. and there are people
that actually had, like,Copy !req
627. sexual encounters,
like, with a ghost.Copy !req
628. Like, I literally
was fucked by a ghost.Copy !req
629. Casper!Copy !req
630. So friendly.Copy !req
631. Honestly, it was that sensation
after, like, penetration.Copy !req
632. You know what?
Good for you.Copy !req
633. Good for the ghost.Copy !req
634. Did he at least
leave his number?Copy !req
635. - 1-800-BOOO.Copy !req
636. Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.Copy !req
637. It's celebrity stylist
and my first mate, Brad Goreski.Copy !req
638. Hi, Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
639. Hi, Bradley.Copy !req
640. You know,
spending a day with youCopy !req
641. is like spending a day at sea.Copy !req
642. Why's that?Copy !req
643. Because the view is beautiful,Copy !req
644. even though
it's littered with plastic.Copy !req
645. Bitch, please.Copy !req
646. I am fully biodegradable.Copy !req
647. Okurrr!Copy !req
648. And she puts the lime
in my coconuts.Copy !req
649. It's Traci Melchor.Copy !req
650. Hey, gorgeous.Copy !req
651. Hey, Trace.
How do you like your vacations?Copy !req
652. Just like I like my queens,
bright, but full of shade.Copy !req
653. Oh, we do love a little shade
around here, don't we?Copy !req
654. Just a scootch.Copy !req
655. And it's Canadian heartthrob,Copy !req
656. and certified musicologist,
Jeremy Dutcher.Copy !req
657. - Hello, my queen.
- Hi, Jeremy.Copy !req
658. What's it like
being on the main stage?Copy !req
659. This is honestly
a dream come true.Copy !req
660. Oh!Copy !req
661. Keep talking like that,
I might let you deflower me.Copy !req
662. Ooh!Copy !req
663. This week, our queens make
their Broadway North debutCopy !req
664. in Squirrels Trip, the Rusical.Copy !req
665. Racers, start your engines,Copy !req
666. and may the best drag queen...Copy !req
667. Oof, I'm so angry.Copy !req
668. ..win!Copy !req
669. And now,Copy !req
670. the world premiere
of Squirrels Trip,Copy !req
671. the Rusical.Copy !req
672. Oh, thank you so much!Copy !req
673. Wow!
Thank you so much.Copy !req
674. Hi, how are you?
Thank you.Copy !req
675. little tripCopy !req
676. a real bitchCopy !req
677. Now, let's review this shitCopy !req
678. at noon the spaCopy !req
679. at dusk on the yachtCopy !req
680. 'cause I really need thisCopy !req
681. Don't you mean Jackay
really needs this?Copy !req
682. Of course.Copy !req
683. from the monotonyCopy !req
684. you're helping me outCopy !req
685. I'm depressed and a messCopy !req
686. is jealous of youCopy !req
687. so you have to sueCopy !req
688. needs to take a loverCopy !req
689. with your brotherCopy !req
690. got stolenCopy !req
691. but it was very loudCopy !req
692. he had to get plastic surgeryCopy !req
693. had to drive him homeCopy !req
694. three times, so, yeahCopy !req
695. What?Copy !req
696. - Yay!Copy !req
697. Well, time for room assignments.Copy !req
698. Jackay,
our brave little divorcée,Copy !req
699. you get the primary suite.Copy !req
700. Oh!Copy !req
701. Gracie, you said
I could have the best room!Copy !req
702. You know I have
that back problem!Copy !req
703. I can't be north facing
or I get vertigo.Copy !req
704. Anyways, I already
put my bags in the room.Copy !req
705. Ronnie!
You always do that!Copy !req
706. Why do we hang out with her?Copy !req
707. I'll let you know why.Copy !req
708. little "what's-her-name?"Copy !req
709. Your stepdaughter?Copy !req
710. she had to wait an hourCopy !req
711. I had cracked a nailCopy !req
712. the manicuristCopy !req
713. a red-blooded man you seeCopy !req
714. in all his fantasiesCopy !req
715. What privileged?Copy !req
716. You grew up in a mansion!Copy !req
717. Ugh, you're all just
being dramatic again!Copy !req
718. Only A-listers get in.Copy !req
719. So why should I
get the best room?Copy !req
720. 'Cause I'm girl bossy!Copy !req
721. Oh, who even cares
who gets the best room?Copy !req
722. You sound just like
one of my kids.Copy !req
723. Ronnie!Copy !req
724. What if we shared
a room tonight.Copy !req
725. It could be fun!Copy !req
726. I'll sleep with anyone
who isn't my husband.Copy !req
727. Enough wasting time.Copy !req
728. Somebody get me
a sex on the beach,Copy !req
729. and hold the beach.Copy !req
730. come here to tanCopy !req
731. Other than the nurse maid?Copy !req
732. - The nanny.
- And the rest of the staff.Copy !req
733. four beautiful sonsCopy !req
734. he stopped coming homeCopy !req
735. come here toCopy !req
736. come here to tanCopy !req
737. Keke, please!Copy !req
738. This weekend is supposed to be
all about Jackay.Copy !req
739. So, let's all choose our rooms
and let's have fun.Copy !req
740. It's fine.Copy !req
741. Ronnie, you can have
the best room.Copy !req
742. You know, sometimes,
not all that glitters is gold.Copy !req
743. Gold digger?Copy !req
744. What did you just call me?Copy !req
745. - She didn't call you.Copy !req
746. I know you think
I married for money.Copy !req
747. Well, guess what, sweetie.
I've got news for you.Copy !req
748. Erland and I
have everything in common.Copy !req
749. Oh, please!Copy !req
750. What do you have in common
with that old man?Copy !req
751. And don't tell me.
You both love soup.Copy !req
752. Gay gasp!Copy !req
753. Don't think I married someone
for the money,Copy !req
754. and I didn't work hard for it.Copy !req
755. I paid my dues.Copy !req
756. shiny braceletsCopy !req
757. meal replacementsCopy !req
758. for this vaginaCopy !req
759. if he owns the mine?Copy !req
760. this man a bathCopy !req
761. to make it hardCopy !req
762. this man's heart stopCopy !req
763. anything you pay for you areCopy !req
764. these shoesCopy !req
765. Voulez vousCopy !req
766. Yasss!Copy !req
767. How 'bout you?Copy !req
768. Twerk.Copy !req
769. Well, I didn't wanna
say anything,Copy !req
770. but I paid my due by working.Copy !req
771. And I feel it's very rewarding
earning millionsCopy !req
772. for me and my wife, aw.Copy !req
773. I don't wanna hear about
your perfect lifeCopy !req
774. and your perfect marriage.Copy !req
775. Jackay, I'm just there
to inspire you to do better.Copy !req
776. Oh, please.Copy !req
777. I feel like you get high
on putting me down.Copy !req
778. If you dare burst into song,
I will be so mad.Copy !req
779. like a swindlerCopy !req
780. or a grifter?Copy !req
781. outta tuneCopy !req
782. What?
No, I don't.Copy !req
783. Yes, you do.Copy !req
784. the kind of sisterCopy !req
785. without a misterCopy !req
786. recently dismissed herCopy !req
787. Ugh!
Yes, I could.Copy !req
788. - Really?
- That wasn't the problem.Copy !req
789. bitch has had it out for meCopy !req
790. Don't I know it.Copy !req
791. Oh, why don't you go
blow it out your—Copy !req
792. where I run a whole teamCopy !req
793. - No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
794. by spreading itCopy !req
795. getting a divorceCopy !req
796. with anything?Copy !req
797. Ladies, stop!Copy !req
798. Stop!Copy !req
799. This is supposed to be
my special day!Copy !req
800. We thought this was for Jackay!Copy !req
801. - Oh, so now you get it?Copy !req
802. Listen, bitch.Copy !req
803. That's what you want.
Oh, stop talking.Copy !req
804. Enough!
Ladies, stop fighting!Copy !req
805. little tripCopy !req
806. best girlfriendsCopy !req
807. were in a tiffCopy !req
808. what's on your mindCopy !req
809. Here, I'll go firstCopy !req
810. planning this tripCopy !req
811. was a sinking shipCopy !req
812. a vacation from my friendsCopy !req
813. to cheat on my husbandCopy !req
814. a sad, little babyCopy !req
815. a dumpster fire, bitchCopy !req
816. That's the spirit.Copy !req
817. - Woo!
- Woo-woo!Copy !req
818. I think I should
be in the front.Copy !req
819. No, it's actually my song.Copy !req
820. Category is Dystopian Drag.Copy !req
821. First up, Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
822. Walk into the club,
purge first.Copy !req
823. Zombies beware because
I am ready for battle, honey.Copy !req
824. I'm walking down this runway
right now with my trusty bat.Copy !req
825. The apocalypse has nothing
on Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
826. Take me to ChurchCopy !req
827. Street.Copy !req
828. The Turn Up Sensation is here,Copy !req
829. and she is about to knock
the competition out of the park.Copy !req
830. Next, Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
831. Wow!Copy !req
832. I'm envisioning a futureCopy !req
833. where ocean levels have risen
and everyone has been mutatedCopy !req
834. to these underwater
sea creatures.Copy !req
835. Something's fishy around here.Copy !req
836. - It's Brooke Lynn.Copy !req
837. I wanna show the judgesCopy !req
838. that I'm not relying
on beauty every single week.Copy !req
839. I can be spooky.Copy !req
840. She's serving bottomCopy !req
841. of the ocean!Copy !req
842. Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
843. There is beauty
in looking horrifying.Copy !req
844. In this dystopian future,Copy !req
845. nature and humanity
have been intertwined,Copy !req
846. and so the drag of this future
doesn't look to gender,Copy !req
847. but rather the humanity
that it once was.Copy !req
848. I made this costume
using vintage antlersCopy !req
849. and various textiles.Copy !req
850. I wanted the whole outfitCopy !req
851. to feel like
it was almost scavenged.Copy !req
852. Antler?
I hardly know her.Copy !req
853. Next, Kimmy Couture.Copy !req
854. Come on, death metal.Copy !req
855. I am serving you half-robot,Copy !req
856. half-human, couture.Copy !req
857. Mercury, to Mars,
to Jupiter, whatever.Copy !req
858. Girl, it's futuristic
and she does look futuristic.Copy !req
859. Don't she?Copy !req
860. She's got buns of steel.Copy !req
861. I have my spikes
all over my chin and my bra,Copy !req
862. so I am in so much pain,
but I am serving it.Copy !req
863. And now, Irma Gerd.Copy !req
864. Looks like she's got gas.Copy !req
865. Honey,
it's the apocalypse, baby.Copy !req
866. And I'm showing the judges
my Ghost in the ShellCopy !req
867. Barbarella fantasy.Copy !req
868. I am the sexiest air purifier
on the market.Copy !req
869. This look
is a breast of fresh air.Copy !req
870. My titties have the power
to "clear the air."Copy !req
871. Ah, I tied it into the Rusical!Copy !req
872. And finally, Gisèle Lullaby.Copy !req
873. Ooh, yes!Copy !req
874. It's the ghost
of drag queens past.Copy !req
875. The fantasy is Princess Jasmine,Copy !req
876. but if she was in a sci-fi.Copy !req
877. How you "Dune"?Copy !req
878. How you dune?Copy !req
879. How you Dune?Copy !req
880. 'Cause she looks
like she's from the movie Dune.Copy !req
881. I have a silver outfit.
I have a full on jacket.Copy !req
882. Is it fashion?
Yeah.Copy !req
883. Is it an old parachute?Copy !req
884. Maybe.
We'll never know.Copy !req
885. Doomsday, you stay.Copy !req
886. Welcome, queens.Copy !req
887. Well, y'all are not making
our jobs very easy, are you?Copy !req
888. And now it is time
for the judges' critiques,Copy !req
889. starting with Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
890. Hello!Copy !req
891. Oh, she got a bat.
We better be careful.Copy !req
892. - Honey.Copy !req
893. You were so fun
to work with yesterday.Copy !req
894. You were very smart
to choose that part.Copy !req
895. You were hitting all the notes.Copy !req
896. As a musician,
the vocals were amazing.Copy !req
897. - Oh, thank you so much.
- The falsetto flip!Copy !req
898. - A little somethin'.
Come on!Copy !req
899. I thought you did
a good job opening the show,Copy !req
900. but I think you could have
gone definitely bigger.Copy !req
901. I was just waiting for you
to just go a little bit more.Copy !req
902. Like, you just have
to sometimes go that extra mileCopy !req
903. and just take it even bigger
than you think you have to.Copy !req
904. Your dystopian runway look,
it checks boxes,Copy !req
905. but I don't think
it checks all the boxes.Copy !req
906. I feel like it
could have been elevated.Copy !req
907. The look
is a little bit pedestrian,Copy !req
908. compared to everything else
that we are seeingCopy !req
909. at this stage in the competitionCopy !req
910. Up next,
we have Miss Fiercalicious,Copy !req
911. or should I say
"Miss Fishalicious"?Copy !req
912. In the Rusical,
I didn't like you.Copy !req
913. Oh!Copy !req
914. Which I think is exactly what
your character's meant to do.Copy !req
915. - Yeah, we got there.Copy !req
916. Crushed it.Copy !req
917. You had a confidence on that
stage that I really appreciated.Copy !req
918. I totally knew
who that character was.Copy !req
919. You came in prepared
and that paid off.Copy !req
920. Thank you.Copy !req
921. This runway look
is just spectacular.Copy !req
922. You were so in character.Copy !req
923. You had this whole
creature from the sea,Copy !req
924. but fabulous and gorgeous.Copy !req
925. This is commitment.Copy !req
926. This is what I want to see
in the competition.Copy !req
927. Up next, Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
928. An overworked mom
with pent up sexual frustration.Copy !req
929. Hm.
I could relate.Copy !req
930. - Your choreo was incredible.Copy !req
931. You're not a dancer,Copy !req
932. so it was a really big risk
for you to take a dancing role.Copy !req
933. You nailed it all.Copy !req
934. What is the inspiration
behind this look?Copy !req
935. So this is a character
called the jackalope.Copy !req
936. In the future,
we're no longer people,Copy !req
937. so this is like
the representationCopy !req
938. of what we thought
people might have been,Copy !req
939. back in the day,Copy !req
940. before we were
looking this gorgeous.Copy !req
941. I'm stunned
by everything you did tonight.Copy !req
942. Are those teeth on the...Copy !req
943. Yeah, so most of these are fake,Copy !req
944. but these ones,
these ones, and these ones,Copy !req
945. and these ones
are my baby teeth.Copy !req
946. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
947. - What?Copy !req
948. You really put a lot of yourself
into this look, huh?Copy !req
949. I love that!Copy !req
950. I used to keep my toenails
when they fell off.Copy !req
951. Ew!Copy !req
952. From ballet.Copy !req
953. This is fucked.
I love all you people.Copy !req
954. Up next, Kimberly Couture.Copy !req
955. This look is really beautiful...Copy !req
956. But?Copy !req
957. ..you know what I'm gonna say.Copy !req
958. It's a bra and panty!Copy !req
959. This look is great,Copy !req
960. but we have seen it
before on you.Copy !req
961. This isn't
Victoria Secret's show, girl.Copy !req
962. - It's not?Copy !req
963. - Clearly.Copy !req
964. For the Rusical,
I just, I put one word,Copy !req
965. which was "attitude."Copy !req
966. It was really great
on the vocal performance.Copy !req
967. Your performance as Amber,
the trophy wife,Copy !req
968. was ah, gold stars all around.Copy !req
969. A character that is,
I would say,Copy !req
970. quite similar to you
in real life.Copy !req
971. Yeah.Copy !req
972. But the thing you didCopy !req
973. is you turned up
the dial on Amber.Copy !req
974. It's really cool to see you
embracing your humour,Copy !req
975. and being okay
with being funny as you are.Copy !req
976. Thank you so much.Copy !req
977. Up next, Irma Gerd.Copy !req
978. Hello.Copy !req
979. Your look I think
is really great,Copy !req
980. but what were we revealing
by taking the skirt off?Copy !req
981. Oh, I just wanted
to show off the... these—Copy !req
982. Oh, 'cause we could already
see them when you came out,Copy !req
983. so you were taking off
a piece of fabricCopy !req
984. that wasn't hiding anything.Copy !req
985. I always love the enthusiasm
that you bring to the stage.Copy !req
986. But in the Rusical tonight,Copy !req
987. the choreography with you
and Gisèle as sisters,Copy !req
988. I wasn't sure if it's supposed
to be together or separate.Copy !req
989. - The dancing was a challenge.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
990. And then dancing with someoneCopy !req
991. where you have to be doing
the same choreographyCopy !req
992. is even harder.Copy !req
993. It just wasn't in synch,Copy !req
994. and when you're dancing together
for something like that,Copy !req
995. it really has to be in synch.Copy !req
996. There's a reason that I am
a listener of musical theater,Copy !req
997. and not a doer.Copy !req
998. So beautiful to, like,
meet a fellow east coast queen.Copy !req
999. East coast, beast coast.Copy !req
1000. There's a sense of fun
that you broughtCopy !req
1001. throughout the whole Rusical,
through the runway.Copy !req
1002. I like to have fun
with everything I do.Copy !req
1003. I'm always having fun.Copy !req
1004. East coast style right there.Copy !req
1005. - Yeah!
That's how we do.Copy !req
1006. Last, but certainly not least,
Gisèle Lullaby.Copy !req
1007. Bonsoir, Broo-broo.Copy !req
1008. This look is to die for.Copy !req
1009. They're elements that shouldn't
go together in a way,Copy !req
1010. but they work.Copy !req
1011. This is fashion future.Copy !req
1012. This is giving me so much life.Copy !req
1013. In the Rusical,
you faded away from me a lot.Copy !req
1014. You kind of like
shrunk into the backgroundCopy !req
1015. when everyone else
was kind of really sticking out.Copy !req
1016. The choreo, obviously,
you're a dancer,Copy !req
1017. but it didn't...
it didn't click.Copy !req
1018. It wasn't working as a duet.Copy !req
1019. It just felt like a little bit
of a struggle to me.Copy !req
1020. Honestly, I'm scared of singing.
Irma helped me so much.Copy !req
1021. I'm so surprised.Copy !req
1022. On my page, I literally wrote
strong vocalist.Copy !req
1023. Don't limit yourself
with your narrativesCopy !req
1024. saying "I can't do this,"
or "I'm not good at that."Copy !req
1025. Oh, I didn't say that.Copy !req
1026. I told him
I was the best singer here.Copy !req
1027. And they got
the surprise of their lives.Copy !req
1028. Thank you so much, queens.Copy !req
1029. While you go untuck
in the Werk Room,Copy !req
1030. the judges will deliberate.Copy !req
1031. You may leave the stage.Copy !req
1032. Girl.Copy !req
1033. After that performance...Copy !req
1034. Ooh-hoo!Copy !req
1035. I really wanted
to win the Rusical.Copy !req
1036. But, honey,
you put on underwear again.Copy !req
1037. I know.Copy !req
1038. At this point
in the competition,Copy !req
1039. it's all about
nitpicking everything,Copy !req
1040. so if you get critiques,
automatically...Copy !req
1041. .. bottom.Copy !req
1042. What about you, Fierce?Copy !req
1043. I feel amazing.
They loved my performance.Copy !req
1044. They loved my look.Copy !req
1045. Overall, I did perfect.Copy !req
1046. They didn't say perfect, but...Copy !req
1047. I said perfect.Copy !req
1048. I'm hoping for another win.Copy !req
1049. I've got a really good streak
going on here.Copy !req
1050. Oh, my God.
Listen.Copy !req
1051. These teeth
are hard to talk with.Copy !req
1052. What, Fierce?Copy !req
1053. What?
Thank God she couldn't talk.Copy !req
1054. I hope she wears that teeth
every day, girl.Copy !req
1055. We all look amazing, for real.
It's such a good season.Copy !req
1056. Except for Jada.Copy !req
1057. Jada looked so basic.
She wore a tank top and shorts.Copy !req
1058. I got the theme, but obviously,
judging by, you know,Copy !req
1059. everyone's really, like,
elevated like couture-type looksCopy !req
1060. and stuff, you know, so...Copy !req
1061. Don't get it twisted.Copy !req
1062. My runway was good, but,
compared to the other girls,Copy !req
1063. I didn't know
they were doing sci-fi, bitch.Copy !req
1064. Da fuck?Copy !req
1065. It sucks because
even though in the musicalCopy !req
1066. - like I feel that I was...
- You were giving it.Copy !req
1067. - .. good, and I was giving it.Copy !req
1068. Yeah, but
they just needed more.Copy !req
1069. - Right.
Yeah.Copy !req
1070. I might be lip synching
for the third time!Copy !req
1071. Irma, how are you doing, baby?Copy !req
1072. I'm, uh, I'm doing okay.Copy !req
1073. I know that I struggled,Copy !req
1074. and I know I didn't
quite reach what I wanted to do.Copy !req
1075. I took my eyeballs out
this morning,Copy !req
1076. but I can see
the writing on the wall.Copy !req
1077. There's a very real possibilityCopy !req
1078. that I will be
lip synching tonight.Copy !req
1079. - I love you.
- I love you too.Copy !req
1080. Honestly, though, I think
Vivian has this challenge.Copy !req
1081. - Yes!
I'm proud of you, baby.Copy !req
1082. Thank you.Copy !req
1083. I'm so thrilled about that.Copy !req
1084. I was, like,
shaking in my boots.Copy !req
1085. It was amazing.Copy !req
1086. You know, for someone
that doesn't dance,Copy !req
1087. girl, you nailed it.Copy !req
1088. Thank you!Copy !req
1089. This is one of
my favourite looks of yours.Copy !req
1090. I'm like, "Go on.
What else did we love?"Copy !req
1091. This is wire,
and it's all hand-dyed fabricCopy !req
1092. that's just tied around wire.Copy !req
1093. - You like it?Copy !req
1094. - You want a kiss?
- No.Copy !req
1095. - No, no, I don't have.
- Oh, here.Copy !req
1096. - The bones and ugh!
- Can I give you a little kiss?Copy !req
1097. - Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!Copy !req
1098. Okay,
just between us theater queens,Copy !req
1099. what did you think?Copy !req
1100. Starting with Jada Shada Hudson?Copy !req
1101. There's an electricity
around Jada.Copy !req
1102. Nobody else, other than her,
my eye went to the whole time.Copy !req
1103. The dancing was there.Copy !req
1104. The singing was there.Copy !req
1105. I just wanted her to kind of
lift it up a tiny bit more.Copy !req
1106. She had these lines that
she could have just deliveredCopy !req
1107. a little bit bigger.Copy !req
1108. - The runway!
- Ooh.Copy !req
1109. - Swing and a miss.
Yeah.Copy !req
1110. Especially compared
to everybody elseCopy !req
1111. standing on stage.Copy !req
1112. Alright, up next,
Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
1113. In the Rusical,
she was incredible.Copy !req
1114. I enjoyed watching her,Copy !req
1115. and I enjoyed
seeing her characterization.Copy !req
1116. I feel like she has
really shown up to compete.Copy !req
1117. That runway look!Copy !req
1118. Just when you think
we know Fierce,Copy !req
1119. she goes
and she changes the game.Copy !req
1120. Up next, Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
1121. She was perfection as Keke.Copy !req
1122. It was like the drunk mom tango.Copy !req
1123. And it was brilliant!Copy !req
1124. I wasn't even
looking at the dancers.Copy !req
1125. - Yeah.
- I was looking at her.Copy !req
1126. - That's how good she was.
- And they didn't have pants on!Copy !req
1127. - I was looking at the asses.Copy !req
1128. That runway look was perfection.Copy !req
1129. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1130. And the story,
that jackalope,Copy !req
1131. that, like,
transformational character?Copy !req
1132. I think it's the beautiful story
that drag is all about.Copy !req
1133. All right,
up next, Kimberly Couture.Copy !req
1134. In the Rusical,
she took her characterCopy !req
1135. and just turned up the dial
just enough.Copy !req
1136. Capital S-T-A-R.
She is a star, baby!Copy !req
1137. Kimmy is also really good
at leaning into the silly.Copy !req
1138. I like people that can
just be like really, really,Copy !req
1139. really silly and fun.Copy !req
1140. And then serve a beautiful look.Copy !req
1141. Well, that's kind of
my brand too.Copy !req
1142. - However...
Is it?Copy !req
1143. ..it's not about me.Copy !req
1144. But, also,Copy !req
1145. I wanna see
something different from her.Copy !req
1146. - She got the message.
- Well, I hope so.Copy !req
1147. Up next, Irma Gerd.Copy !req
1148. She actually had
a pretty decent singing voice.Copy !req
1149. She had some great moments
that really hit,Copy !req
1150. but the choreo
was just so disjointed.Copy !req
1151. Duets need to be together.
That's the whole thing.Copy !req
1152. Yes.Copy !req
1153. The choreography
was not just her duet.Copy !req
1154. There was choreography
throughout the whole show,Copy !req
1155. and she was always
just a split second behind.Copy !req
1156. It felt like
she was waiting for the moveCopy !req
1157. and then to copy it.Copy !req
1158. Last, but certainly not least,
Gisèle Lullaby.Copy !req
1159. That runway look was lovely.Copy !req
1160. I want it.
I wanna wear it.Copy !req
1161. I wanna get to know it.
I wanna put it on my body.Copy !req
1162. It felt like
she was kind of babysitting IrmaCopy !req
1163. in that duet.Copy !req
1164. I think she was so in her head
of trying to be with Irma,Copy !req
1165. and you know, her dialogue,
and it just became distracting,Copy !req
1166. because we could see
the wheels turning.Copy !req
1167. Okay, well,
I think we've made our decision.Copy !req
1168. Bring back our thespians.Copy !req
1169. Welcome back, queens.Copy !req
1170. Based on your performance
in the RusicalCopy !req
1171. and your runway presentations,
we've made some decisions.Copy !req
1172. Miss Fiercalicious,
in the Rusical,Copy !req
1173. you made a splash,Copy !req
1174. and on the runway,
you served nothing but net.Copy !req
1175. Vivian Vanderpuss, you took
a bite out of the runway,Copy !req
1176. and in the Rusical,
you ate it up.Copy !req
1177. Kimmy Couture, on the runway,
you served pure silver,Copy !req
1178. and in the Rusical,Copy !req
1179. baby, you were solid gold.Copy !req
1180. Vivian Vanderpuss,Copy !req
1181. condragulations!Copy !req
1182. You are the winner
of this week's maxi challenge.Copy !req
1183. I have just won the Rusical!Copy !req
1184. You have won $2500
thanks to our friends at Made.Copy !req
1185. My cats are eating
liver pâté tonight!Copy !req
1186. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1187. You may move
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1188. Kimmy Couture,
Miss Fiercalicious,Copy !req
1189. you are both safe.Copy !req
1190. Thank you, judges.Copy !req
1191. - Muah.
- Swim suit competition.Copy !req
1192. Jada Shada Hudson,
in the Rusical,Copy !req
1193. you turned it on,
but on the runway,Copy !req
1194. we wish you had turned it up.Copy !req
1195. Irma Gerd, your runway look
took our breath away,Copy !req
1196. but your performance
in the challengeCopy !req
1197. needed more air.Copy !req
1198. Gisèle Lullaby,
on the runway you sparkled,Copy !req
1199. but in the Rusical,Copy !req
1200. your sister act
was a little dull.Copy !req
1201. Jada Shada Hudson,Copy !req
1202. you are safe.Copy !req
1203. Oh, my God.
Bitch!Copy !req
1204. You may move
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1205. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1206. Irma Gerd,
Gisèle Lullaby,Copy !req
1207. this means that you are
both up for elimination.Copy !req
1208. Two queens stand before us.Copy !req
1209. Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepareCopy !req
1210. a lip synch performance
of Love Is by Alannah Myles.Copy !req
1211. This is your last chance
to impress us,Copy !req
1212. and save yourselves
from elimination.Copy !req
1213. The time has come...Copy !req
1214. .. for you to lip synchCopy !req
1215. for your life!Copy !req
1216. Good luck, and don't...Copy !req
1217. fuck... it... up!Copy !req
1218. Love isCopy !req
1219. Love isCopy !req
1220. what you want me to doCopy !req
1221. what I got for youCopy !req
1222. Love isCopy !req
1223. what you want me to doCopy !req
1224. what I got for youCopy !req
1225. the things you sayCopy !req
1226. in your eyesCopy !req
1227. what you want me to doCopy !req
1228. what I got for youCopy !req
1229. - Yeah!
Rock stars!Copy !req
1230. Queens, we've made our decision.Copy !req
1231. Gisèle Lullaby,Copy !req
1232. shantay, you stay.Copy !req
1233. Thank you so much.
Merci beaucoup.Copy !req
1234. You may move
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1235. I love you, Irma.Copy !req
1236. Irma Gerd,
your comedy is next level,Copy !req
1237. and gerd dammit,
you're a star.Copy !req
1238. Oh, stop!Copy !req
1239. Now, sashay away.Copy !req
1240. - Woo!Copy !req
1241. Well, I hope you had
a gerd time.Copy !req
1242. I'm going home
to have sex with my wife.Copy !req
1243. Aw, I wish I could even see.Copy !req
1244. I'm so proud of what I've done.Copy !req
1245. I got to represent Newfoundland
and the east coast,Copy !req
1246. and just got to be
a total weirdo on TV.Copy !req
1247. I can boogie outta here
and say,Copy !req
1248. with great confidence,
"No regerts!"Copy !req
1249. Condragulations,
our final five!Copy !req
1250. You live to slay another day.Copy !req
1251. Now, remember.Copy !req
1252. Stay true north strong and what?Copy !req
1253. Fierce!Copy !req
1254. Yes!
Now, let the music play!Copy !req
1255. French tipCopy !req
1256. You wear it wellCopy !req
1257. ooh-ooh-oohCopy !req
1258. you wear it wellCopy !req
1259. Next time
on Canada's Drag Race.Copy !req
1260. It's the masquerade ball.Copy !req
1261. Ah!Copy !req
1262. Gisèle and I
are the only remainingCopy !req
1263. seamsters here.Copy !req
1264. Do you think your sewing
has gotten any better?Copy !req
1265. I think so. Hope so.Copy !req
1266. Miss Fiercalicious is shaking!Copy !req
1267. When I start
steaming it, it melt.Copy !req
1268. Fuck!Copy !req
1269. You're no hot glue gun girl.Copy !req
1270. I'm getting very much
a royal vibe from you.Copy !req
1271. I would wear that.Copy !req
1272. You gave us culture.
You gave us fashion.Copy !req
1273. - You gave us drag.
- Chef's kiss.Copy !req