1. Previously
on Canada's Drag Race.
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2. Gisèle Lullaby, condragulations.
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3. Jada Shada Hudson,
shantay, you stay.
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4. Kaos, sashay away.
Now, remember.
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5. Stay true north
strong and what?
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6. Fierce!
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7. You keep saying
the same fucking advice, girl.
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8. She's not a great person
to work with.
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9. Girl, you're saying it
all wrong.
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10. Period.
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11. Oh, my goodness.
You're so not happy with me.
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12. I'm not happy with you at all.
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13. She is mad!
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14. The reaction
is kind of the most.
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15. When Fierce is freaking out, is
she a fun person to be around?
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16. No.
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17. Seems like sabotage to me.
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18. Feels like sabotage.
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19. If the saboteur
wants to get out of my way.
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20. That was so unprofessional!
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21. I'm a sad clown today.
I'm stressed.
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22. I really feel like I don't have
my friend here with me.
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23. I wish you would have
talked to me.
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24. You're adult enough
to understand your behavior.
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25. That's all.
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26. - Wow.
- Oh, my God, girl.
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27. - This hair is a mess.
Kaos got sent home.
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28. It made me feel really sad, but
if I wanna be alone at the end,
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29. we need to kick them off
one by one.
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30. Crap.
I look crazy.
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31. Read it, Jada!
- Oh, shit, sorry, um...
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32. "All you girls fucking rock.
Live your inner Kaos.
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33. Vivian, you bitch,
get that crown."
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34. - Okay!
Okay.
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35. I feel like Kaos and I connected
but believing in my art,
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36. and believing in my drag, this
feels like fire in my belly.
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37. "P.S., Bombae,
I'm keeping the wig.
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38. See y'all real soon, Kaos."
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39. What a sweetheart!
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40. We're gonna miss her so much.
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41. I just lip synched
literally my ass off.
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42. Listen, I am still here
to fight another day, bitch.
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43. I haven't danced that hard
in, like, a long time.
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44. Did you hurt yourself
in the face when you split?
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45. 'Cause it looked like
you kicked yourself.
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46. - It was amazing.
- Well, I'm glad it looked good.
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47. Yeah!
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48. I don't know why Fierce is mad.
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49. Instead of celebrating Jada,
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50. right now she's just
pouting in the corner.
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51. What are you thinking, Fierce?
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52. Apparently, Miss Fiercalicious
is upset with me.
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53. Miss Fiercalicious,
when I was partnered with her,
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54. I did not enjoy myself.
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55. A situation
that doesn't go your way,
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56. you have like a specific
behaviour that comes out.
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57. When she found out about it,
she got so mad at me
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58. she didn't wanna talk to me,
'cause, apparently,
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59. she was upset that I wasn't
honest about how I felt.
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60. I wish that
you had talked to me earlier
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61. about how you were feeling.
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62. I didn't bring it up because
I'm aware of how you react,
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63. and that's why I ignored you.
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64. Isn't that what I did?
I did.
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65. Okay, well—
- Thank you.
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66. Fierce, you ask for honesty,
but when it's given to you,
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67. you spiral.
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68. Miss Fiercalicious
is starting to grate on
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69. a lot of people's nerves,
and it's becoming a bit
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70. Fiercatrocious.
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71. We're not, like,
ganging up on you or nothing,
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72. but just saying
that you're young, and you know,
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73. it's a learning process.
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74. We still love you.
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75. Like, I wish people had brought
this up to me earlier.
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76. Do you wanna really know what
I truly think about all of this?
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77. This is not high school,
bitches, like, get into it.
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78. I feel like this is a lot of
bullshit happening right now.
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79. So much energy
go to waste into this.
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80. I'm over this.
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81. - Boom Boom!
- Can we move on?
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82. Are we all good?
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83. Do you think we can use
some of this energy
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84. to say congratulations
to our winner?
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85. First win for Gisèle.
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86. I'm coming for the crown
over my hat.
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87. I'll put it there.
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88. I feel amazing,
but now I'm over it.
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89. This corset is too tight.
Let's get out of drag, girls.
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90. Yes, sure.
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91. - Ooh.
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92. Can someone help me?
I can't get out.
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93. I'm stuck.
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94. That bullshit was going nowhere.
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95. I'm ready to battle, to take
that cash money prize home,
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96. and that fucking crown too.
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97. That's my leg!
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98. I cannot wait to send
these other bitches home.
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99. - Help!
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100. Ho!
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101. This is not what drag
is supposed to be.
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102. Oh, my God.
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103. Sometimes you gotta take out
the competition yourself.
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104. The winner
of Canada's Drag Race
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105. receives a sickening supply
of beauty products
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106. from Shopper's Drug Mart,
and the pleasure of $100,000
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107. thanks to Trojan.
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108. With Traci Melchor,
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109. Brad Goreksi,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes,
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110. with tonight's extra special
guest judge, Sarain Fox.
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111. best drag queen win
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112. - Ah!
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113. It's a new day in the Werk Room,
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114. and the other queens
should be scared
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115. because I will do
anything and everything
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116. to win this competition.
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117. Anything.
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118. - How's everyone doing?
Good.
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119. Excited.
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120. Um, I would like to address
the way that I've been acting,
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121. and I wanna apologize.
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122. I'm gonna make an effort to
change and be a better person.
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123. I don't wanna be the person
who's bringing the energy down
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124. in the room, and I hope
you guys can forgive me.
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125. Girl.
- We accept your apology.
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126. It's more productive
to channel all this energy
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127. into the competition, than
to just be upset the whole time.
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128. So that's
what I'm gonna focus on.
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129. What is this, week five now?
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130. And I have a win,
Boom Boom has a win,
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131. Jada has a win,
and Miss Gisèle has a win.
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132. Well...
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133. How are you guys
gonna step your pussy up?
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134. Well, my mom says I'm a winner.
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135. - Okay.
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136. I'm a comedy queen,
so best case scenario,
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137. it's The Snatch Game,
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138. because that's what
I'm really looking forward to.
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139. Worst case,
a singing, dancing challenge
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140. where you have to macramé?
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141. I think I just have to keep
showing the judges what I do,
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142. and something will click,
and something with stick.
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143. O Canada!
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144. She done already
done has herses.
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145. - Queens!
- Hi!
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146. It's the most wonderful time
of the year,
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147. the very best day to be a queer.
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148. So, don we now our gay apparel
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149. and gift us with Eliza or Carol.
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150. Girls, is it Snatch Game?
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151. Bring it!
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152. Hey, y'all!
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153. - Good morning!
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154. Good morning.
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155. We love a good suit.
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156. Queens, if I've learned
one thing so far,
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157. it's that you are
some bright bitches.
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158. You can sew.
You can dance.
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159. But what I really
wanna know is "Can you read?"
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160. Ooh!
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161. For today's mini challenge,
the library is officially open!
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162. - Because reading is what?
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163. Fundamental!
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164. I'm so proud.
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165. Now, who's ready
to talk some shut yo' mouth?
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166. Miss Fiercalicious,
have you got some shit to talk?
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167. Yes, I do.
Ooh!
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168. I'm so excited!
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169. I've got a lot of pent up
emotions right now,
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170. so I'm about to let
these girls have it.
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171. Vivian Vanderpuss, I should
probably sabotage you
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172. for not giving me
the song that I wanted,
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173. but my parents always taught me
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174. that two wrongs
never make a right.
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175. For example, your parents.
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176. Jada Shada Hudson,
Jada is always saying
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177. "What's goodie?
What's goodie?"
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178. And after seeing her drag,
I think she's actually asking,
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179. "What good is?"
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180. Love you all.
Muah, muah, muah.
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181. Let me just get ready for this
before my lips get too dry,
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182. like these bitches.
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183. Miss Fiercalicious,
if complaining was a talent,
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184. you'd finally be talented.
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185. Miss Kimmy Couture,
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186. I know that you and my boyfriend
used to talk before,
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187. but let's just say that I'm
happy he chose the pretty one.
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188. Irma Gerd, last week
you dressed up as a clown,
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189. but you doing drag will always
be the biggest joke for me.
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190. And, Jada, I can't say
anything bad about you.
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191. I mean that's the judges' job.
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192. Oh!
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193. Gisèle Lullaby,
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194. I love that your face is just
like the city of Montréal.
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195. I can always see Mount Royal
right in the center of town.
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196. Fierce, you're like a beautiful
cupcake made of shit.
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197. You're really pretty,
but you're still made of shit.
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198. Miss Vivian Vanderpuss,
dahling, listen.
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199. When I told you
that you were a filler queen,
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200. dahling, it wasn't an insult.
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201. It was a recommendation.
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202. - Lady Boom Boom.
- Moi?
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203. Like the great
North American squirrel,
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204. you're graceful,
petite, and you're able to fit
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205. an alarming amount of nuts
in your mouth.
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206. Oh, yeah!
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207. Vivian Vanderpuss, when they
were casting for the season,
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208. your name
was on the top of the list.
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209. That list
was worst case scenario.
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210. Miss Lady Boom Boom,
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211. I know what you've got
in your bags.
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212. Cucumber.
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213. That's not even a joke.
It's true.
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214. You fucked a cucumber?
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215. I still have it in my ass.
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216. Miss Gisèle Lullaby,
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217. body shape Coca Cola
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218. in can.
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219. That part!
Thank you.
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220. Thank you.
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221. Y'all have some sharp tongues!
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222. But one of you had words
that cut like a knife.
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223. The winner
of today's mini challenge is
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224. Lady Boom Boom!
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225. What?
Me?
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226. Shady bitch.
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227. You have just won $2500 cash
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228. courtesy of the Men's Room.
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229. Now, let's see who will
overcome their stratosphere
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230. and become stratos-fierce,
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231. because you are about to play...
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232. Oh, my God.
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233. - Do it.
- The Snatch Game!
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234. Now, you know the drill.
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235. Give me your best
celebrity impression,
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236. and make me blank my blank off
because silence is what?
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237. Deadly.
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238. Racers, start your engines
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239. and may the best drag queen win!
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240. - Snatch Game!
- Marvelous!
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241. Snatch Game is
a drag queen's dream come true.
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242. It's improv, acting, comedy.
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243. What's big, sweetie?
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244. But the number one goal
of Snatch Game
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245. is to make them laugh...
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246. - Ooh.
- Huh?
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247. Who are you gonna do?
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248. I am doing Montréal drag legend,
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249. Mado Lamotte, the one and only.
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250. Wait.
You're doing Mado.
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251. Yes.
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252. Of course,
the two fucking Montréal queen
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253. will have Mado as a character.
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254. You know what?
I have so much back-up.
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255. And I know Boom Boom
doesn't have any back-up.
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256. Oh. Are you for real?
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257. Gisèle was kind enough
to let me have Mado,
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258. and not only that,
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259. but she let me borrow the actual
dress that Mado worn.
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260. - The necklace.
- Bitch.
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261. So who are you
thinking of doing, Miss Jada?
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262. Honey!
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263. Saucy!
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264. What are you doing?
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265. I think I wanna do Miss Ariana.
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266. But, I just noticed that Kimmy
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267. is also giving Ariani.
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268. - Is Kimmy doing Ariana Grande?
- I think so.
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269. Oh, yes, the purple!
Bitch, no!
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270. What?
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271. I think me and Kimmy
might have the same character.
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272. - Kimmy, who do you have?
- I'm doing Ariana.
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273. I really wanna do Ariana.
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274. I'm just gonna have
this conversation once.
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275. I'm not changing it, period.
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276. There is a battle
of the Ariana Grande's.
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277. Drama.
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278. Kimmy, so let's hear
your Ariana Grande.
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279. Um...
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280. Oh, my God.
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281. Oh, my god, I love it.
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282. You're already laughing, bitch.
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283. I don't think
they're laughing with you.
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284. Girl, it will be funny.
Trust.
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285. Kimmy,
I'm gonna take the high road.
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286. I'm going to let you do it.
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287. - Wow.
- She's a new woman.
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288. - She really changed.
- She's a new woman!
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289. - She's a new woman.
- She really changed.
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290. I'm not gonna let this upset me.
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291. I'm gonna channel that energy
into Snatch Game.
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292. But if I get sent home
because I was nice for one time,
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293. I will be so pissed.
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294. - Hello, queens!
Hi!
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295. Now, who's got a snatch
they're itching to show me?
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296. - Ooh.
- Me!
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297. Hi, Bombae!
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298. How are you?
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299. - I'm ready.
- Oh!
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300. I've been dreaming of doing
Snatch Game, and, I just,
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301. I love talking.
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302. Yes, you do.
That I've picked up.
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303. It comes
so naturally from me, yeah.
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304. Who do we have here?
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305. Stand-up comic, actor,
and human baby, Aziz Ansari.
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306. Okay.
He's a funny person.
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307. Mm-hm.
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308. So, how are you gonna make
a funny person funny?
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309. Do you know what I mean?
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310. - Yeah, uh...
- We know a lot about him.
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311. I'm gonna rely on that.
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312. Like, everyone knows
what Aziz would say,
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313. so I'm gonna twist it a little.
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314. My tips for you are commitment
and point of view.
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315. - Got it.
Yup.
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316. Thank you so much, Brooke Lynn.
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317. You're welcome.
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318. I'll see you out there.
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319. Buh-bye.
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320. - Jada Shada!
- Hi, Brooke.
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321. Oh, she brought notes.
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322. Honey, she got notes.
She got beard.
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323. Oh, a beard!
- She's got ice.
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324. The beard really threw me,
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325. so I have no idea
where we're going with this.
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326. - Ooh, Saucy!
Saucy Santana, girl.
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327. She's been doing her thing
going viral a lot on Tik Tok.
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328. - Yes, that song is everywhere.
Uh-huh.
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329. You were in the bottom
for the comedy challenge,
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330. week two, with Miss Moço.
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331. - Yeah.
- What did you learn from that?
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332. - Not to pick Miss Moço, no—
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333. It taught me that, like,
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334. "Oh, well.
It's not as easy as it looks."
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335. Don't second guess yourself,
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336. 'cause you are
a naturally funny person.
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337. I cannot wait
to see you out there.
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338. Thank you.
- And make me laugh.
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339. I promise, okay.
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340. I can't with the beard.
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341. Bye!
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342. Ooh, you came with
the good ostrich feather.
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343. Brooke Lynn,
if the Lord will lead you to it,
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344. the Lord will lead you
through it.
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345. Tammy Faye.
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346. - Yes!
- Oh, I love Tammy Faye.
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347. Tammy Faye is like the campiest
version of Christianity.
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348. She's kind of,
like, bridged people
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349. and brought people together
because her message was love.
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350. I mean, other than stealing
a bunch of money from people.
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351. She's—
Nobody's perfect!
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352. Now, you've been very safe,
safe, safe in this competition.
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353. I have.
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354. I wanna see a little,
little bit more from you.
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355. Okay.
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356. Kimberly Couture.
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357. Hi!
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358. Now, I want you to give me
a little impersonation
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359. of whoever this might be,
and I'm gonna try
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360. and guess who it is.
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361. Yeah.
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362. Well, judging on
the colour palette,
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363. I'm guessing Ariana Grande.
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364. Yes.
Ding, ding, ding!
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365. Okay, all right.
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366. She's been tried before,
I believe.
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367. Yes, and she went home.
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368. Yeah, that's a hard one
to make funny for me,
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369. to be quite honest.
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370. Impersonation's
the smallest part of this.
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371. Making us laugh is probably
the largest part of it.
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372. So don't forget to have fun
with the other girls,
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373. and just go out there
and have a good time.
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374. - Thank you.
You're welcome.
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375. I hope the Wi-Fi tomorrow in
my brain is really fast, girl.
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376. - Bye, Kimmy.
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377. - Bye!
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378. - Hi, Fierce.
- Hi, Brooke.
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380. So, I really
wanted to do Miss Ariani.
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381. Yeah.
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382. But, Kimmy
is also doing her.
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383. Uh-huh.
Who are we thinking now?
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384. Literally, I'm gonna have
to do my back-up.
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385. - Okay.
- Bible.
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386. That feels like
a little Kourtney Kardashian.
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387. Miss Kourtney, yes.
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388. Snatch Game is like levels,
and Kourtney is like one level.
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389. Right, yeah, but I think I have
a lot of material to work with
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390. because it's not just her
I'm making fun of.
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391. - I have her whole family.
- Yeah.
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392. - Hi, Brooke Lynn.
- Bonjour, Lady Boom Boom.
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393. I know you're from Montréal,
and I—
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394. Yeah?
- This all looks very familiar.
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395. Do you remember performing
at the famous Cabaret Mado?
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396. Oh, I sure do,
and I'm a huge Mado fan.
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397. Yeah.
- She is a Canadian drag legend.
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398. And you know what?
She's my boss.
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399. So hopefully after this,
I still have a job.
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400. So hopefully, you have a job
when you go home.
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401. - Yes.
- Bonsoir.
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402. Bonsoir.
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403. - Irma Gerd!
- Berke Lynner.
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404. So, who do we have here?
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405. - Danny DeVito.
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406. - Yes.
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407. This looks Marilyn Monroe-esque.
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408. - It sure is.
- Okay.
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409. I've got like the voice down,
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410. and I think her mannerisms
and things.
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411. Can I hear you say something
funny as Marilyn Monroe?
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412. Oh, thank you ever so,
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413. Mister Hytes.
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414. Like, you know.
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415. Mister?
Okay.
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416. - Hi, Brooke Lynn.
- Bonjour.
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417. How are you?
Bonjour, bonjour!
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419. So, I will go to Marie Curie.
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420. Now, who the fuck
is Marie Curie?
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421. Marie Curie
discovered radioactivity.
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422. - Hysterical.
Yeah, I know.
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423. She's famously known
to be in denial
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424. of what the radioactivity
was doing to her.
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"No, everything's all right."
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426. "But you're losing your teeth,
you're losing your hair."
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427. Do you have any other options?
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428. Céline Dion.
I know.
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429. Can you give me a little Céline?
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430. For sure I can
give you that because Céline
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431. is one of my favourite ones,
you know?
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432. But I don't think
I will be do it right
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433. because I love her too much.
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whoever you're really feeling.
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435. She prefers Céline,
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about Marie Curie,
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437. and I don't know now.
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438. My point
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439. Well, I cannot wait
to see you out there.
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440. Thank you so much, Brooke Lynn.
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442. You've got it.
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443. Racers, remember.
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444. Just have fun out there,
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445. honey, it's Drag Race, baby.
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446. Honestly, I'm gonna be praying
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447. for all of you,
this Snatch Game,
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448. 'cause Lord knows,
you're all gonna need it.
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449. Welcome to Canada's
leading cause of blanking,
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450. The Snatch Game!
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451. I'm your host,
Brooke Lynn Hytes, and I'm back,
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452. yet again, because those
who can't impersonate, host.
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453. Now, it's time
to meet our contestants.
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454. He's my forever match
with the biggest snatch.
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455. It's Brad Goreski.
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456. Hi.
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457. Hey, Brad, are you excited
to be back on The Snatch Game?
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458. I'm actually contractually
obligated to be here.
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459. - So, yeah.
- Oh, very much same.
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460. - Yeah.
- Huh, you know?
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461. And she's our red carpet queen.
It's Traci Melchor.
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462. - Hey, Brooke.
- Hey, Trace.
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463. Do you see any familiar faces?
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464. Of course, but I think
a few have had some work done.
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465. I, personally,
feel very attacked.
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466. Now, let's give a big bonjour
to our panel of stars.
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467. It's comedian extraordinaire
and short king, Aziz Ansari.
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468. Brooke Lynn the dog Hytes!
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469. What's the name
of your new stand-up special?
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470. It's called
Why Am I So Straight?
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471. The Aziz Ansari Story.
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472. Oh, you don't wanna be straight?
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473. I'm straight, but you can stuff
me like a samosa any time.
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474. - Oh.
- Sauce on the side!
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475. What, what?
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476. Well, I love a sexually
open-minded straight man.
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477. Just look at my Grindr.
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478. - Oh.
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479. And she equals MC squared.
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480. It's Nobel Prize winning
scientist, Marie Curie.
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481. Are you okay?
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482. Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm just glowing again.
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483. My friend told me,
"Stop playing with nuclear.
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484. You're gonna die from it."
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485. I say, "No, I won't die."
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486. Is it hot in here or just you?
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487. It's Poosh princess,
Kourtney Kardashian.
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488. I'm so happy to see you.
I cannot stop smiling.
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489. - You seem very excited.
- I am.
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490. And it's the original blonde
bombshell, Marilyn Monroe.
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491. - Oh, hello, Mr. Hytes.
- Oh, hi, Marilyn.
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492. Have you been hosting
The Snatch Game long?
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493. - Oh, you know, just—
- Do you enjoy it?
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494. Just about three years—
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495. Does it make you so nervous
you could just pass out?
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496. Oh, I just love conversation.
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497. - With yourself, apparently.
- Ooh.
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498. And praise Jesus!
It's Tammy Faye Messner.
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499. Oh, Brooke Lynn,
I'm so excited to be here today.
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500. - Are you?
- I was gonna wear a wig.
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501. You didn't?
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502. I thought I would
just wear my natural hair,
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503. a nice, natural look
for you today.
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504. And give me a beat!
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505. It's rapper and make-up artist,
Saucy Santana!
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506. - Wassup, Saucy!
- What's big, sweetie?
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507. What's big is those nails
and those eyelashes.
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508. Oh, honey, yes, gawd, my nails
don't give you very much, bitch,
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509. but I have my money.
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510. And, oh, my stars!
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511. It's petite powerhouse,
Ariana Grande.
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512. Hello, it's me.
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513. Tell me, what is
the highest note you can hit?
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514. Something that,
like, pokes my tummy,
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515. just like Big Sean's.
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516. That's what makes you
hit a high note?
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517. Yes.
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518. Interesting.
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519. And last,
but certainly not least,
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520. it is French Canadian
drag icon, Mado!
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521. - Bonjour!
- So happy to be here.
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522. I dressed to impress.
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523. I put a lace front wig
for the first time.
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524. Hopefully,
I glue it pretty well.
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525. Usually, I just put
fresh semen on my hard front,
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526. and I'm good to go.
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527. Hey, you know what?
That works, though.
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528. Okay, here's how
The Snatch Game works.
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529. I'm gonna ask a question,
and if one of your answers
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530. matches one of our celebrity
guests, you get a point.
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531. Okay, here's our first question,
which goes to Traci.
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532. - Hi, Trace.
- Hi, Brooke.
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533. Now, tell me.
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534. Parliament
is finally adding a drag queen
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535. to the House of Commons.
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536. That drag queen will now
oversee the Ministry of blank.
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537. Toxic Masculinity.
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538. The Ministry
of Toxic Masculinity.
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539. - Mm-hm.
- Oh, my goodness, okay.
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540. Well, let's see
if we have any matches.
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541. Let's check in with Marie Curie.
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542. Sorry, I just lose tooth.
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543. Because of the radiation
that happen a lot.
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544. Sometime I lose hair.
Sometime I lose tooth.
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545. - I can lose an eyebrow.
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546. - Oh, no.
- Oh, no!
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547. That happened again.
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548. Can I get you anything?
Are you gonna be okay?
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549. No, it's okay.
I have the marker.
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550. - I'm just gonna do it.
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551. We were super close, Traci,
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552. but I will go with "Dramaturge."
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553. The Ministry of Dramaturge.
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554. Well, unfortunately,
not a match.
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555. - Oh, zut alors!
- But your eyebrow looks amazing.
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556. - Thank you.
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557. Kourtney Kardashian?
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558. - Literally, Bible.
- Uh-huh?
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559. I wrote down
The Ministry of "Momagers."
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560. The Ministry of Momagers.
That's a good one.
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561. Hold on.
I think she's calling me.
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562. Hi, Mom.
No, this isn't Kim.
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563. - No, this isn't Kylie.
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564. - She hung up on me.
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565. Marilyn,
let's check in with you.
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566. What did you put down?
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567. Oh, well, I think
that they should have
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568. a Minister of "Starring Roles."
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569. Oh.
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570. Brooke Lynn, did I ever
tell you about the biggest part
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571. that I ever had?
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572. You sure did not, but please do.
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573. - He was a president.
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574. Ooh!
How big was it?
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575. Well, almost as big
as Joe DiMaggio's baseball bat.
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576. Ooh!
How scandalous!
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577. Yes, I love it
when he hits a home run.
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578. Ooh.
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579. Up next, Tammy Faye.
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580. I said the Ministry
of "Great Deals," Brooke Lynn.
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581. We love a deal.
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582. And if there's one thing
that I love, it's a deal.
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583. Uh-huh, me too.
- You know?
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584. And it's perfect
because I actually brought
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585. my very own product right here.
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586. It's Diet Dr. Savior,
and it's only 700 calories,
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587. so you too can
join the 700 Calorie Club!
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588. - Oh, my goodness!
Listen.
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589. If you order now,
it comes in the iconic taste,
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590. the taste of original sin.
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591. What does that
taste like exactly?
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592. It's like a zesty apple
delivered by a snake.
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593. Oh, that's good.
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594. Beautiful.
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595. Here, you can
try that one for free.
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596. Oh, thank you so—
Are you sure it's for free?
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597. There's fine print, but
we'll talk about it after, okay?
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598. Okay, sounds good.
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599. Mado, what say you?
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600. I wrote "moustique."
It's like a little bug.
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601. - I even draw some petite bugs.
- Is that like a mosquito?
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602. It's like a mosquito,
but in French, "moustique."
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603. Unfortunately, not a match.
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604. Saucy, Parliament
is finally adding a drag queen
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605. to the House of Commons.
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606. That queen will now oversee
the Ministry of...
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607. - I say "Material Girl!"
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608. Oh!
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609. Can you give us a little
Material Girl dance maybe?
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610. Five, six, seven, and one,
and two, and three, and four,
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611. five and six, seven, eight,
nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
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612. twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk.
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613. Yes, material girl!
Work, Saucy.
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614. Is that a woman?
Is that a man?
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615. I don't know.
I don't care.
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617. Karen the Karen, couldn't wait
to call the manager
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618. when she found a blank
in her salad.
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619. Bradley?
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620. A respectful
conflict resolution.
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621. Okay, let's see how
our celebrities answered.
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622. Well, somebody had to get that.
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623. Obviously.
I mean, it's obvious.
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624. Tammy Fay Messner.
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625. I said an "eyelash" in her food.
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626. - No!
- Can you even imagine?
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627. Now, listen, I've been finding
eyelashes on the ground
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628. since 1937.
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629. I'm sure you have.
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630. - And I just keep adding 'em on.
You keep—
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631. How many
are you wearing right now?
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632. - Three hundred and sixty-four.
- Oh, my goodness!
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633. One for almost
every day of the year.
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634. Almost every day,
minus the Lord's day, thank you.
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635. Of course, of course, yeah.
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636. Let's check in with Mado.
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637. What did Karen the Karen,
find in her salad?
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638. I wrote again "moustique."
I don't know why.
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639. Oh, okay,
mosquitoes twice in a row.
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640. Unfortunately, yet again, and
surprisingly, not a match.
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641. I love a joke
that's a callback, but,
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642. giving the same answer twice,
that doesn't really count.
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643. Let's check in with Aziz.
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644. What did Karen
find in her salad, Aziz?
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645. I wrote "French press,"
which is what I call it
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646. when I let someone
from Montreal squeeze my balls!
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647. I don't get it, but, okay.
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648. Now, are you sure
you're not gay?
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649. - Only on days that end with Y.
Oh, so you're—
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650. - I married one of those!
- You sure did.
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651. Oh, tricky guy.
He's a tricky guy.
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652. He's a tricky, tricky,
tricky guy, yeah.
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653. - He owes my parents money.
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654. Ariana Grande.
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655. I actually wrote a song for us.
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656. And since there is
my song called 34 Plus 35,
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657. I wrote something else.
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658. - Do you wanna know the title?
- Yes, please.
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659. It's, honey, it's "69," baby.
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660. Interesting.
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661. Unfortunately,
not a match, though.
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662. Marilyn.
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663. - I just wrote a "rock."
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664. Ooh, and you know I love a rock.
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665. No matches, somehow.
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666. I can't believe it
with that easy answer.
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667. And I almost wrote
"conflict resolution."
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668. Oh, I know.
Next time, next time.
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669. Go with your gut, Marilyn.
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670. Our next question
goes to Bradley.
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671. Canadians are so polite,
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672. when someone
cuts them off in traffic,
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673. instead of giving them
the finger,
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674. they give them blank.
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675. - Their wallet.
- Their wallet.
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676. Well, that is very generous.
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677. Let's see
if we can find a match.
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678. Let's go up to Marie Curie.
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679. I feeling amazing for real.
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680. This is—
Again?
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681. I'm starting to lose them all.
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682. Oh!
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683. Okay, Canadians are so polite,
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684. when someone
cuts them off in traffic,
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685. instead of
giving them the finger,
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686. they give them blank.
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687. So they give them "the science
book of the Curies!"
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688. Well, not a match,
but, good—
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689. - A for effort.
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690. Thank you!
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691. I feel so pretty.
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692. I keep looking behind,
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693. and it's just, like,
it's making me break character
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694. because Miss Gisèle
is just so funny, bitch.
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695. Tammy Faye.
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696. "Thoughts and praaayeerers."
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697. Not a match,
but I'm dying to ask you,
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698. is your mascara waterproof?
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699. Honestly, this mascara
is tattooed the heck on there.
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700. The eyeballs themself, really.
I'm having a nap right now.
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701. - Oh, my!
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702. Let's go down to Mado.
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703. Brooke Lynn, I'm glad you asked.
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704. I wish they were given
the same thing I give my girl
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705. when they come to the cabaret.
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706. I give them two "drink tickets."
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707. Unfortunately, not a match,
but thank you anyway, Mado.
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708. Well, can you believe it?
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710. so I want y'all
to make this one count.
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711. Okay, for Traci,
Laurie the Lynx is so catty,
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712. instead of throwing shade,
she throws blank.
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713. She throws what, Trace?
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714. She threw a hissy fit.
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715. A hissy fit, all right, well,
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716. let's go to our celebs
and see if we have any matches.
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717. Marilyn Monroe.
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718. Just like my ex-husband,
Joe DiMaggio,
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719. I said she throws "a curveball."
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720. Oh!
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721. Sometimes I think my personality
like a curveball.
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722. Why?
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723. The whole thing is kind of
just a parody of the male gaze
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724. using feminism and naivety,
sexual artifice
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725. and availability.
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726. Sorry, um, tits.
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727. Unfortunately, not a match.
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728. Ariana, what did you put down?
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729. So it reminds me of my song
I wrote, "Break Free."
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730. I don't know, girl.
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731. I was, like, loading a lot.
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732. The Wi-Fi was really slow
in my head.
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733. Are you gonna sing
some of that song for us?
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734. Are you singing, girl?
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735. - One second.
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736. I'm not really
vocally trained right now,
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737. and I didn't warm up.
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738. Okay, well,
not a match, but good try.
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739. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Boom!
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740. Crash and burn.
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741. Let's check
with Marie Curie up there.
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742. - Oh, Brooke Lynn...
Oh, no.
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743. .. while I was waiting,
not only I glow,
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744. but apparently
tentacle came to my hands.
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745. Not tentacles!
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746. I'm sorry!
Oh, my God!
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747. I don't control them!
Oh, my God!
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748. Did you manage
to write anything down?
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749. Oh, my God!
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750. Hey!
Whoa!
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751. Hey!
Sorry.
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752. They're still alive
and new to me.
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753. So, I think I had
the writing soon, "her cat."
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754. Almost a match.
Close.
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755. Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
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756. Well, we are officially
at the end,
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757. and the winner
of The Snatch Game is
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758. Brad Goreski's toupée!
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759. Good night, everyone!
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760. Enter the room!
The Werk Room.
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761. Ta-da!
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762. It's elimination day
and I am feeling...
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763. I am feeling like
this is my win,
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764. this is my week,
this is my moment.
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765. Vivian,
what was your inspiration
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767. Well, in high school,
I found, like, my community
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768. at a Baptist church in town.
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769. Even, like, after coming out,
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770. it was like a group of people
that I felt like
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771. I could be myself with.
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772. And I just feel
like Tammy Faye kind of, like,
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773. created those spaces for people
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774. in a time and in a place
where it was not okay to be gay.
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775. I'm very shocked to hear
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777. I didn't see it coming.
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778. I may be a bit of
an anti-religious person,
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780. and how
she engages with religion?
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781. It's, you know...
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782. You can't
always make assumptions.
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783. My relationship
with religion is really bad.
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784. When I was like 11, my family
sent me to a seminary school
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785. to become a priest.
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786. Oh, wow.
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787. In a way, to, like,
convert me to become straight.
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788. Oh, my God.
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789. And, like, literally,
it's like torture.
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790. I wasn't allowed to be who I am.
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791. Childhood is supposed
to be the start of the journey
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792. that you wanna take,
but, I started off so late
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793. because I felt like I was
controlled by someone else.
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794. But, bitch, I...
Hey, I conquered.
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795. I fought and conquered.
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796. I was sent to a camp too,
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797. and our pastor lied
to my mom about the camp,
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798. saying it was an artists' camp.
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799. Yeah.
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800. Until I realized it was telling
me I was doing something wrong.
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801. No!
- And I was 11.
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802. I didn't know shit
about my sexuality.
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803. How did they react
when they found out?
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804. My mom was so mad because I told
her that the priest came to me
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805. and saying
I did something wrong,
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806. I am something wrong,
something is wrong,
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807. but I never understand because
they're never gonna say
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808. "Oh, you're gay.
You seem gay."
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809. It's never the words.
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811. like saying,
"You're something wrong,
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You know?
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813. And she came get me,
was so mad.
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a relationship with religion.
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816. It's a real trigger with me,
all the homophobic idiots,
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817. all the misogyny they did.
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818. There's no excuse to be a bigot
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819. and be a fucking
homophobic bitch.
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820. That's all I have to say.
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like, Hindu and Catholic
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822. 'cause they're like
when you're 18,
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823. you can choose what you like.
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824. My grandparents were the ones
who like, you know,
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825. when I was a young child,
they were like,
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826. "Oh, this child's gonna be
a gay when he grows up."
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827. Oh, really?
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828. I was one of those kids.
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829. And so what they did
is they started introducing me
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830. to like queer gods
and goddesses and their stories.
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831. - Wow!
Cool!
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832. India always had space
for queer gods and goddesses,
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833. and queer characters
who not just transition gender,
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834. but, like,
they transcend gender.
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835. I was very lucky to have,
you know, grown up with
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836. the family I grew up with,
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837. but my family
doesn't know I do drag.
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838. - Ha!
Really?
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839. - Um...
Yeah.
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840. Stay tuned.
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841. I haven't had this conversation
yet 'cause I haven't been home.
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842. Bombae, right now,
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843. you're on in one of
the best competition of drag,
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844. so it's the best example
you can give them.
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845. But you know what, Bombae?
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846. You should maybe wait
you won a challenge
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847. before telling them.
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848. Boom Boom!
I hate you.
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849. Yes! Yes!
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850. Welcome to the main stage
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851. of Canada's Drag Race.
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852. Huh!
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853. It's my evil step-mother,
Brad Goreski.
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854. Hi, Brooke Lynn.
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855. Hi, Bradley.
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856. Hey, I hear you're really good
at impersonations.
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857. I can do you doing Céline Dion.
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858. Oh, could I see it?
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859. Hello there, eh?
My name is Céline Dion, eh?
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860. Oh, my heart with go on, eh?
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861. Oh, okay, maybe you're actually
not so good at impressions.
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862. - Yeah, well, you know.
- Join the club.
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863. - I'm a stylist.
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864. And it's the always
gorgeous, Traci Melchor.
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865. - Hi, hi, honey.
- Hi, gorgeous.
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866. Did you have fun
at The Snatch Game?
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867. Oh yes, I blanked my blanks off.
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868. Oh, well, I can still see them.
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869. Oh, yeah!
Me too.
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870. They grew back.
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871. The magic of TV.
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872. And back by popular demand,
it's Sarain Fox.
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873. - Hi, Brooke Lynn.
- Hi, Sarain.
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874. Tell me, is it true
you can set fire to Sarain?
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875. I can also bring sunshine
on a Sa-rainy day.
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876. Oh-ho-ho-ho!
We could do this for hours.
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877. This week, we challenged
our queens to show us
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878. their best celebrity impressions
in The Snatch Game.
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879. Racers, starts your engines,
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880. and may the best drag queen win.
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881. Category is periodic table
of elements.
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882. First up, Miss what?
Fiercalicious.
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883. My neon look
is a science experiment
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884. come to life with electrons
flowing from port to port.
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885. You better watch out
or you'll get zapped.
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886. It's the 69th element.
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887. No, Brooke, this is 10.
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888. Oh, okay.
I failed chemistry.
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889. Shocker.
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890. Neon,
number 10 on the periodic table,
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891. but number one on the runway.
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892. Totally tubular.
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893. Kimmy Couture.
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894. You want some calcium?
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895. Here is is.
I'm wearing it.
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896. You'll get a boner, baby.
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897. Bitch, on the runway,
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898. I am serving you
Mad Max mixed club kid,
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899. and this walk is correct.
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900. Kimmy Couture,
will you marrow me?
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901. And now, Vivian Vanderpuss.
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902. I am prowling
the promenade
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903. in my sickly green outfit.
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904. This bold coat slips off
to reveal a delicate 1940s
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905. femme fatale silhouette.
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906. This is a heavy metal look.
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907. In the 18th century,
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908. arsenic was used to create
this sickening green colour,
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909. only people would
die from arsenic poisoning.
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910. If looks could kill,
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911. it would be this one.
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912. You know, some men
just can't handle their arsenic.
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913. Next, Lady Boom Boom.
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914. Bromine,
from the House of Halogen.
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915. I am serving you
periodic table meets Bj örk
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916. meets out of this world
mechanic.
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917. She just got her tubes tied.
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918. When I push the button,
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919. the actual liquid
is running through my veins.
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920. That's so weird.
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921. I thought gay people
couldn't give blood.
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922. - Too soon.
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923. I want to be able to show them
a little bit of legs.
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924. The shoes are on point.
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925. Keep it pumpin', queen.
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926. That's my favourite look.
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927. work, work
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928. And next, Gisèle Lullaby.
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929. Cesium, fabulous, pretty,
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930. easy to melt, just like me.
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931. She is rare
and expensive, honey.
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932. I'm giving the judges
a full on corset, really sexy,
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933. kind of Victoria's Secret.
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934. Cesium?
I hardly know him.
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935. And my headpiece
look like the golden snitch
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936. from Harry Potter,
so try to catch me, bitch.
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937. Jada Shada Hudson.
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938. I am salt
from head to toe.
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939. Even my wig was crystalized.
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940. Do you see these rocks?
Lick me.
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941. This is a seasoned queen.
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942. Honey,
I am a salty bitch right now.
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943. I'm not wearing fabric like
these other girls, honey.
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944. Mama is a salt lamp.
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945. Her lights are on.
She is shining bright.
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946. This look is making me crave
a shot of tequila real bad.
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947. Next, Irma Gerd.
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948. The element I chose
is yellow cake uranium,
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949. and I am giving you 1950s
nuclear housewife realness.
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950. Damn, check out the cake
on that queen.
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951. Ooh!
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952. I'm spinning
down the runway
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953. like a little nuclear reactor.
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954. Look at that toxic waistline.
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955. Is it somebody's birthday?
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956. Happy half life to you.
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957. And finally, Bombae.
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958. Tonight on the runway,
I'm walking on air.
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959. I have 24 balloons
stuck to my body,
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960. and I'm all lubed up.
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961. Eat it, honey.
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962. When I told her to pad,
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963. this is not what I meant,
but I'll take it.
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964. I'm giving you
motherfucking superhero.
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965. I could take
the X-Men out any day.
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966. She's giving noble gas.
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967. And she's not the only one.
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968. Hey!
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969. work, work, work, work, work
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970. Welcome, queens.
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971. Based on your performance
in The Snatch Game,
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972. and your runway presentations,
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973. the judges
have made some decisions.
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974. When I call your name,
please step forward.
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975. Jada Shada Hudson,
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976. Miss Fiercalicious...
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977. you are both safe.
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978. Oh, thank God.
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979. You may go untuck
in the Werk Room.
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980. Thank you.
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981. Thank you.
I'll take it.
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982. Thank you.
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983. The rest of you represent
the tops and bottoms
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984. of the week.
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985. It is now time
for the judges' critiques,
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986. starting with Kimmy Couture.
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987. Hi.
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988. You know, you looked the part.
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989. You had the fabulous
instant facelift ponytail.
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990. Your outfit was cute.
Your make-up was on point.
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991. But, what does Ariana do
for a living?
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992. She's a singer.
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993. And what didn't you do
on Snatch Game?
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994. I don't have the voice for it.
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995. - The voice!
- But that doesn't matter!
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996. Who cares?
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997. I could tell
that you were feeling
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998. that the jokes weren't landing,
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999. but you didn't try
to go anywhere else with it.
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1000. That was disappointing to me.
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1001. And I would've
loved to have seen you play
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1002. with the other queens more.
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1003. Well, this look is something.
I love the creativity.
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1004. Your runway walk is bang on.
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1005. Thank you.
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1006. Vivian Vanderpuss.
- Hi, there.
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1007. Did you have fun
during The Snatch Game?
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1008. I had such a good time.
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1009. I just let it kind of flow,
and I love Tammy Faye,
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1010. and I feel like I made that
character proud, I guess.
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1011. You're great at improv,
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1012. because the number one rule
of improv is "Never say no."
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1013. Everything I threw at you,
you just picked it up
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1014. and ran with it.
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1015. You made light of her,
but you still respected her,
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1016. and I really love that.
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1017. The only thing I would say
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1018. is I would have liked to have
seen your makeup just bigger.
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1019. And, also, my parents
still want that money back.
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1020. I'm so sorry.
I'll get right to that.
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1021. This runway look
is really wonderful.
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1022. Can you do a turn?
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1023. Can I just see you
one more time?
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1024. Oh, yes.
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1025. You're oozing
old Hollywood glamour.
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1026. But, did you steal my look?
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1027. Is that my necklace
from Snatch Game?
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1028. Honestly, I was like, when you
had it on, I was like, "Uh-oh!"
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1029. - Oh.
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1030. Next up, Lady Boom Boom.
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1031. - Hi.
- Hi.
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1032. You, as Mado,
oh, from the pink of your wig
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1033. to the thinly arched brow,
you looked just like her.
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1034. But that's kinda
where it ended.
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1035. The material was not there.
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1036. I saw you kind of struggling
to get into it.
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1037. You would answer the question,
and then you'd be like...
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1038. There was no interaction
with anybody else.
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1039. You gave the same answer twice.
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1040. You won the reading challenge.
You're funny!
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1041. I don't know, honestly,
like, The Snatch Game
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1042. was like a complete blur.
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1043. But this look tonight is...
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1044. I've never seen
anything like it ever.
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1045. You're consistently
bringing something inventive,
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1046. and new, and exciting.
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1047. I was already blown away when
you showed up on the runway.
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1048. But then, to have
the mechanics work?
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1049. I was like, "Oh, wow!"
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1050. I didn't know that science could
be this gorgeous, so thank you.
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1051. You didn't look at my face.
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1052. Well, you're continuing
to experiment on it,
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1053. so it's not quite
a finished project.
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1054. But, anyway...
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1055. Thank you so much,
Lady Boom Boom.
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1056. Next up is Gisèle Lullaby.
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1057. Bonsoir, bonsoir.
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1058. You, as Marie Curie,
was a master class.
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1059. I really felt like I knew
a little bit more about Marie
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1060. that I didn't know,
and laughing at the same time.
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1061. You created
your own complete world.
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1062. You were in character
the whole time.
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1063. You picked up everything
I threw at you.
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1064. This look tonight
is also wonderful.
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1065. Your make-up is so stunning.
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1066. You look beautiful.
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1067. Stop it.
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1068. I'm trying really hard
to find some kind of note
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1069. to throw at you,
that's just like, "Do better!"
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1070. but, it was pretty great.
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1071. Thank you, judges.
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1072. Next up, Irma Gerd.
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1073. Hey, Brad.
What did you think of Irma?
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1074. You had me laughing so hard.
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1075. You knew so much about her,
her movies,
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1076. and there was a tenderness
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1077. in the way
that you made fun of her.
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1078. And you were always
in character,
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1079. your posture, your mannerisms.
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1080. When no one was watching,
you just ever so sweetly
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1081. fondled your marker.
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1082. - Busted.
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1083. And this dress it's almost like
a Marilyn cut too, you know,
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1084. the nostalgia,
the fit and flair.
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1085. It's just really spectacular.
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1086. That spin served you well
at the end of the runway too.
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1087. I was like, "Gay!"
It was just so gay.
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1088. - I was like, "Gay!"
"I'm gay!"
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1089. Thank you so much, Brad.
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1090. Last, but certainly not least,
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1091. London, Paris, Bombae.
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1092. Hi!
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1093. Your Snatch Game,
you chose Aziz Ansari.
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1094. It started off well.
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1095. I was like "Oh, this is great!"
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1096. She's got a really good control
of the character,
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1097. but, I was like, "Are there
rumours about him being gay
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1098. and like why is that funny?"
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1099. Just wishful thinking
on my part.
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1100. - I guess so.
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1101. I guess I'm just Aziz An-sorry
you did that character.
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1102. You really
brought it with this look
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1103. and I was so impressed
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1104. that you could walk
as fiercely as you did.
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1105. Look at the butt.
It's insane.
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1106. Your badonkadonk
is, like, blowin' up.
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1107. It's incredible.
- Thank you.
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1108. Yeah, helium
has never looked this good.
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1109. It was worth the commitment.
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1110. This is the best look
of the night,
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1111. and one of the best looks
of the season, in my opinion.
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1112. Mm-hm.
- Thank you.
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1113. Thank you, everyone.
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1114. While you untuck
in the Werk Room,
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1115. the judges will deliberate.
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1116. You may leave the stage.
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1117. Thank you.
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1118. Hey, girls.
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1119. - Hi.
- Hello.
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1120. What happened?
I wanna hear everything.
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1121. Boom Boom, I,
and Kimmy are in the bottom.
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1122. Kimmy, what's happening
in your mind?
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1123. I know I'm gonna be
in the bottom,
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1124. but I'm not gonna be
fucking crying about it.
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1125. I can't even defend myself
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1126. 'cause I was just really,
really, really bad.
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1127. When this episode airs,
I'm not even gonna watch it.
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1128. Do you regret not singing?
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1129. Okay, I'm gonna tell you
guys something about it.
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1130. I was actually, like,
vocally trained before,
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1131. when I was young,
and then, like, obviously,
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1132. I came out as trans, whatever.
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1133. And, when I hit puberty,
then I had a deeper voice,
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1134. and, like, every time I sing,
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1135. so it's kind of like that
gender dysphoria that kicks in.
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1136. You know what I mean?
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1137. Like, if I'm gonna sing,
I can hear a manly voice,
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1138. and it's just like
I want to say that so bad,
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1139. but I don't wanna be,
like, an excuse to like,
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1140. "Oh, girl, you're
just finding a soft spot."
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1141. You know?
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1142. Everyone trying
to give you a pass.
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1143. I hope one day
you will like your voice.
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1144. Boom Boom, how are you feeling?
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1145. They lived for my look,
obviously.
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1146. But, like, they didn't see
my character go anywhere,
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1147. but it's okay,
because I did not either.
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1148. - I don't know.
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1149. I'm just...
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1150. I feel like I'm funnier
when I'm around with you guys.
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1151. But they won't send you home.
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1152. They won't send you home.
They'll send me home.
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1153. Why?
No, they loved your look.
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1154. With Snatch Game, they said
they didn't like the gay jokes.
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1155. They were just
confused about it.
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1156. I never really
explicitly said it.
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1157. I was just like, "Oh, what if
Aziz Ansari was queer?"
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1158. And he's on Snatch Game
to, like, find a date.
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1159. Like, I wanted
to make it innuendo,
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1160. but I guess I went too far.
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1161. If I have to lip synch tonight,
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1162. I'm gonna throw my body
across the stage
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1163. 'cause these balloons
will keep me safe.
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1164. Okay, just between us
blue checks,
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1165. what did with think,
starting with Kimmy Couture?
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1166. She's funny.
She's exciting on the runway.
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1167. She's got it in her,
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1168. but her Ariana Grande had me
"Thank You, Next."
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1169. Tonight, on the runway,
her look was okay for me.
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1170. It wasn't my favourite for her.
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1171. It was bra and panties again.
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1172. It was bra and panties,
which is a note
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1173. that she was...
has already been given.
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1174. Kimmy definitely
"switched up positions"
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1175. this week,
into the bottom.
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1176. Oh, I bet she wants to
"Break Free" of that spot.
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1177. - Oh!
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1178. Up next, Vivian Vanderpuss.
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1179. She was so prepared.
She was so funny.
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1180. The material was all there.
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1181. She knows Tammy Faye Messner
inside and out.
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1182. The runway, I thought that
that look was so gorgeous.
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1183. It was beautifully made,
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1184. that combination of the lace
with that gorgeous satin.
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1185. She is here to play.
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1186. Up next, Lady Boom Boom.
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1187. Boom boom she went, girl.
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1188. I was expecting a lot from her
'cause she's funny.
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1189. She has shown us,
on several occasions,
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1190. she's funny.
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1191. She won the reading challenge
this week.
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1192. Well, she looked like Mado.
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1193. Just like her.
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1194. She looked like Mado,
but she acted like "Madon't."
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1195. Yes.
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1196. But the runway look
tonight was sensational.
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1197. It's like high fashion couture,
performance art, club kid.
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1198. Gisèle Lullaby.
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1199. Wowwy, wow, wow, wow!
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1200. She created a whole world,
a character, and...
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1201. .. and made us
interested and entertained.
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1202. She made it
so silly and so funny
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1203. 'cause there was just
so much nonsense,
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1204. and that's what
we want from The Snatch Game.
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1205. And then tonight, on the runway,
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1206. she does a beautiful,
elegant extravaganza,
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1207. part science,
part Victoria Secret model.
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1208. And I really feel like
she is a queen
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1209. who knows exactly
what she's bringing.
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1210. She is just going in, and
she's attacking every challenge.
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1211. Yup, absolutely.
She's one to watch out for.
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1212. - She really is.
Irma Gerd.
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1213. It's been a gerd week for Irma.
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1214. An amazing interpretation
of the element.
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1215. She made it look fashion.
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1216. It looked like something that
could be on the Moschino runway.
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1217. If I had to bet money,
after our walk-throughs,
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1218. of who would have been
in the bottom,
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1219. based on Snatch Game,
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1220. I would have bet money that
she would've been in the bottom.
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1221. Her Marilyn Monroe
was comedy gold.
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1222. She just completely
proved me wrong.
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1223. Well, you didn't know
if it was gonna be "gerd."
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1224. I didn't know if it was gonna be
"gerd" or "berd."
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1225. Even the curl of her upper lip.
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1226. I was watching
all the little details.
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1227. You know,
she had it all together.
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1228. Nailed it for me.
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1229. Last,
but certainly not least, Bombae.
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1230. - Huh.
- She "bombaed" a little bit.
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1231. - She bombaed.
She bombed it.
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1232. She bombaed a lot.
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1233. The content wasn't great,
but Bombae did have
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1234. Aziz's physical mannerisms.
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1235. At some point,
if you're not getting laughs,
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1236. you have to pivot.
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1237. - But that runway look!
Oh!
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1238. Literally one of the best
we've seen this season.
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1239. Iconic, again,
like that'll be a look
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1240. that people talk about forever.
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1241. I think we've made our decision.
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1242. Bring back our blanks.
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1243. Welcome back, queens.
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1244. We've made some decisions.
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1245. Irma Gerd, you're a diamond,
and in The Snatch Game,
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1246. your Marilyn
was a girl's best friend.
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1247. Gisèle Lullaby,
your performance
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1248. was radioactive,
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1249. and, girl, we loved
your "tentacle difficulties."
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1250. Vivian Vanderpuss,
your runway nearly killed us,
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1251. and in The Snatch Game,
your Tammy Faye was our saviour.
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1252. Gisèle Lullaby,
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1253. condragulations!
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1254. You are the winner of this
week's maxi challenge.
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1255. You have won $5000 courtesy
of our friends at Palm Holdings.
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1256. Woo! Thank you so much, judges.
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1257. Condragulations.
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1258. You may move
to the back of the stage.
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1259. Merci beaucoup.
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1260. Irma Gerd, Vivian Vanderpuss,
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1261. you are both safe.
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1262. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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1263. You may join your sisters
at the back.
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1264. Kimmy Couture, your runway look
was bad to the bone,
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1265. but your Ariana Grande
was skeletal.
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1266. Lady Boom Boom,
you are a fashion dream,
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1267. but your Mado put us to sleep.
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1268. Bombae,
your runway was a blowout,
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1269. but in The Snatch Game,
you bombed, bae.
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1270. Bombae,
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1271. you are safe.
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1272. I'm so sorry, Kimmy Couture
and Lady Boom Boom,
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1273. but this sadly means that you
are both up for elimination.
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1274. Two queens stand before us.
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1275. Prior to tonight,
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1276. you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
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1277. of Run Away With Me
by Carly Rae Jepsen.
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1278. Queens, this is
your last chance to impress us,
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1279. and save yourselves
from elimination.
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1280. - The time has come...
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1281. - .. for you to lip synch...
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1282. .. for your life!
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1283. Good luck,
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1284. and don't fuck it up.
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1285. Yeah!
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1286. Woo!
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1287. stuck on my heart
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1288. that you're feeling, feeling
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1289. sleeping, sleeping
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1290. all night
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1291. in the street lights
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1292. your sinner in secret
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1293. and win it
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1294. run away with me
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1295. Woo!
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1296. the world to gold
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1297. oh-oh-oh
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1298. your sinner in secret
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1299. run away with me
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1300. run away with me
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1301. Yes!
That was fierce!
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1302. Queens, we've made our decision.
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1303. Kimmy Couture,
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1304. shantay, you stay.
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1305. Thank you so much.
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1306. You may join your sisters
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1307. at the back of the stage.
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1308. Thank you.
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1309. I love you so much.
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1310. You too, babe.
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1311. Lady Boom Boom,
you may be petite,
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1312. but your legacy
is larger than life.
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1313. Now, sashay away.
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1314. Thank you so much, judges.
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1315. I hope I made you proud,
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1316. and I hope I made people
back at home proud too.
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1317. Thank you so much.
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1318. Bye!
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1319. We love you.
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1320. Well, y'all know
that this lady was the bomb.
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1321. I'm feeling
super proud of myself.
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1322. I think I've been able
to challenge myself
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1323. doing things
that I was not expecting.
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1324. I'm sure the girls
are gonna have less fun
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1325. since I'm gone, because
I was the one making them laugh
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1326. behind the scene,
not on Snatch Game.
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1327. Get it right.
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1328. - Condragulations, queens!
- Woo!
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1329. You live to slay another day.
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1330. Now, remember.
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1331. Stay true north strong and what?
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1332. Fierce!
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1333. Yes, now let the music play!
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1334. French tip
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1335. you wear it well
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1336. ooh-ooh-ooh
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1337. you wear it well
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1338. Next time
on Canada's Drag Race.
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1339. It's your job
to become merchandising moguls
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1340. as you design
your own eyeshadow palette.
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1341. Then, you'll meet me on set
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1342. to produce an eye-catching
campaign for your new line.
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1343. Oh, Miss Honey,
a lot is going on.
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1344. She's in here head right now.
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1345. I've seen people do that before,
it never really lands.
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1346. I can't get them
back in with my nails.
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1347. Time is ticking.
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1348. Someone, help me.
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1349. This was the wrong week
to not have a good runway.
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1350. This is happiness.
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1351. This will go down
in Drag Race history
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1352. as one of the great looks.
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