1. Ding dong!
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2. Previously on
Canada's Drag Race.
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3. You will take the clothes
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4. off your literal backs
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5. and transform them
into catwalk couture.
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6. work, work, work, work
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7. I know you wanna work
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8. Lady Boom Boom,
you look like a goth Teletubby
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9. going to a rave in Berlin.
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10. Condragulations!
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11. Merci beaucoup.
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12. Miss Moço, shantay, you stay.
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13. Halal Bae, sashay away.
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14. Halal is gone.
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15. My heart breaks for her,
but I made it through.
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16. What did she say?
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17. - What does she have to say?
- Oh, my God!
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18. "I'll meat you girls
on the other side.
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19. "XOXO, Halal.
PS, love you, Bomb.
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20. Get that crown."
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21. Aw!
Mommy dearest.
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22. I've not just lost a mother;
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23. I've lost a friend
in this competition.
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24. I just hate
that she's gone so soon.
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25. I don't think
she got to show her fashion
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27. I guess
I'll have to do it for her.
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28. She wouldn't want me
to sit and sulk.
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29. She would want me to fight,
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30. not just for myself,
but for her.
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31. Bye, Halal.
- We love you, Halal.
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32. We love you, Halal.
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33. I have been in the bottom.
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34. I have a fire under my ass,
and I'm going right to the top
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35. from here on out.
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36. You killed it.
That was fucking amazing.
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37. You did!
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38. I pride myself on my performing,
and that's where I shine.
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39. I'm glad you're here, bitch.
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40. - Thanks, honey.
- My sister.
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41. I don't know
what would be worse,
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42. leaving the competition,
or leaving you here by yourself.
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43. Aw.
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44. No, she has me!
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45. - She doesn't.
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46. I love Moço and Jada so much.
They're my Toronto sisters.
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47. Toronto drag will shine, honey,
and then there's Fierce.
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48. I'm a shining star.
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49. Talking of "shining star,"
the winner, Boom Boom!
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50. Thank you so much.
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51. I still can't
wrap my mind around the fact
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52. that I won, but let's
not take it for granted,
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53. and let's move on
with the next challenge.
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54. Oh, I just love
to hear you talk.
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55. - Really?
- Your voice is so like sexual.
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56. Really?
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57. Yeah, no?
No one thinks that?
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58. Like you just talk so soft,
and so, like, sexual.
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59. Maybe it's just
the French accent,
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60. but I love to hear you speak.
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61. Ooh la la, chérie.
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62. Ooh!
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63. Let's get out of these!
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64. I'm ready
to get out of this shit.
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65. Oh, bitch, let's do it.
Oh, my God!
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66. Fuckin' take it all off.
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67. Ah!
That looks painful.
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68. So much super glue!
These are heavy, ah!
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69. I am feeling on top of the world
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70. because I was on the top
for a design challenge.
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71. - Ah, ooh, bitch!
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72. From today, honey, it's only
turning it all the way up!
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73. Let's go.
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74. Catch.
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75. The winner of Canada's Drag Race
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76. receives a sickening supply
of beauty products
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77. from Shoppers Drug Mart,
and the pleasure of $100,000,
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78. thanks to Trojan.
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79. With Traci Melchor,
Brad Goreski,
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80. and Brooke Lynn Hytes,
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81. with tonight's extra special
guest judge, Carole Pope.
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82. best drag queen win
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83. It's a new day in the Werk Room,
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84. and I'm feeling zesty
and vivacious.
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87. I'm just happy that we have
the first design challenge
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90. Any other challenge
that comes my way,
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91. I know I'm gonna kill it.
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92. Does it burn when you bottom?
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93. - Ah!
- Oh, just a little.
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94. I can't wait for this week.
What's the runway gonna be?
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96. I want to shine, so I'm hoping
that this week's challenge
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97. will give me some way
to play with comedy,
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98. and really show Irma Gerd.
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99. Bitch, what is this
motherfucking thing over here?
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100. What's that?
Is it money?
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101. Security, there is some
unattended baggage on the table!
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102. - What is it?
- I don't know.
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103. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
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104. Is it another design challenge?
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105. - Oh!
- Oh, jerseys!
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106. Kimmy, it's you!
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107. Oh, my God!
It's me!
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108. - The Mighty Tucks!
We all have one.
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109. They fit my name on a shirt!
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110. Oh, my God!
We look so straight!
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111. I want to talk about beer and
cars, and beer and cars, and—
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112. O Canada!
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113. She done already
done had herses.
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114. - My northern lights!
- Ah!
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115. I've got good news
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116. and I've got bad news.
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117. The good news,
losing is the new winning.
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118. The bad news,
you're all nominated,
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119. and the award goes to...
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120. What the fuck does that mean?
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121. Oh, my God!
What does that mean?
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122. - Don't leave us hanging, bitch.
- Oh!
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123. - Hello, my darlings!
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124. Jumpsuit!
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125. Jumpsuit,
jumpsuit, jumpsuit!
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127. He's so cute
in that little jumpsuit.
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128. Ah!
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129. I see you all
got my little present.
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130. Yes!
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131. We are holding auditions
for my drag hockey team,
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132. The Mighty Tucks.
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133. But before we make
our gay premiere,
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134. I'm gonna need your help
designing our uniform
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136. Wait.
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137. Oh, wrong sport.
Oh, well.
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138. On "Go!", grab a hockey bag,
and using what's inside,
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139. you'll have 30 minutes
to get into quick drag
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140. and create a uniform
that's worthy of center ice.
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141. Quick drag
is not really my thing.
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142. Thirty fucking minutes?
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143. Ooh, we gonna look like
we got run over 20 times.
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144. Ready?
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145. Let's get this shit open, mama.
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146. Tank top, socks.
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147. A hair band.
I can work with that.
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149. We have net.
This is fashion.
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150. What is this?
I don't play sports.
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151. Sport, sport!
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152. The room is on fire.
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154. Ooh, that burns,
that burns, that burns.
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155. No idea
if this is my measurement.
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156. You're sewing?
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157. I have another seam to do.
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158. - Girl, no, no, no.
- I'll do it real quick.
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159. - Mine takes five seconds.
Ah!
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160. Fuck!
The glue gun is hot.
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161. It's sticking to my skin.
Oh, my God!
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162. Why is this
not sticking on this one?
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164. We are ready
to play hockey like men!
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165. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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166. Introducing The Mighty Tucks'
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168. First up, number one,
Jada Shada Hudson.
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169. She hails
from Bottom Boy, Ontario.
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kicked out of a game
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173. Oh, no!
Oh, no!
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174. Number 16, Kaos.
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175. She hails from the cold
of Canada, Winterpeg.
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not playing hockey,
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179. Her words.
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Miss Fiercalicious.
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181. Her position is team motivator.
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182. Go, team!
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183. Her nickname
is the Holy One
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185. Number 7, Chelazon Leroux.
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186. Her nickname is Firm Grip
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187. because she never lets go
of a good stick.
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not playing hockey,
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a rough, hard puck.
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190. You've got something in your...
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191. No, no, it's right—
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192. There.
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193. Number 6, Lady Boom Boom.
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194. Her position is in the car
on her way to shop.
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195. She's got more ice
than the rink.
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kicked out of a game
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last season's Louboutin's.
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198. Oh, no!
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199. Number 52, Vivian Vanderpuss.
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200. She hails from outback,
behind the arena.
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not playing hockey,
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203. I don't think that's the only
thing she's polishing.
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204. Number 4, it's Bombae.
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205. Her position
is quarter bareback.
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206. When this queen's not playing
hockey, she's playing herself.
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207. Over here.
Over here.
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208. - Follow their voices.
- Don't fall, sister.
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210. An interesting stat about
this player is she can juggle.
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211. Oh, juggling is usually like...
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213. Bravo!
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215. Number 33,
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217. Her position is...
whatever you want.
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of personal issues.
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221. Number 5, it's Irma Gerd!
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223. Her remaining teeth
are just sticks of gum
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to look for available players.
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229. Wow, queens,
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230. but only one of you can be
the most valuable slayer.
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mini challenge is...
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233. I am the winner
of the mini challenge!
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234. Who's the fucking
hockey player now?
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a cash prize of $2500,
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pros at Planet Pepper.
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237. - Holy fuck!
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238. Now it's time
to hit the showers,
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and pull out your best gown,
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240. because, it's award season!
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241. It is my honour to cordially
invite you to "The Who Knows."
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242. Ooh!
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243. The Who Knows are a prestige-ish
Canadian award show,
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maxi challenge,
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245. you'll star as the night's
presenters and nominees.
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246. - Ooh!
- Oh!
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247. In groups, you'll need to come
up with funny award show banter.
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the groups of two,
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252. And don't forget
to include yourself.
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253. All right, ladies, line up.
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254. Gisèle, you're coming with me.
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256. I choose Gisèle because
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How could I destroy everyone?
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I'm kidding.
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that either of us is funny?
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270. She's playing the game
and I get it.
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Do you right?
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let her put Jada with me.
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Oh!
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a walk in the park.
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280. Just feeling this vibe
right now.
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Irma and Vivian together.
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282. Yay!
- Oh, my God!
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285. Boom Boom, Kaos, and me,
we're the leftovers.
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286. But here's the thing, who
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289. it's time to hear
the categories.
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Lady Boom Boom, and Kaos,
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the first award of the night,
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is the biggest hustler?
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The Nicest Caribooty Award.
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298. - AKA the best ass.
Oh!
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and Chelazon Leroux.
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300. Yay, I love ass!
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302. an award honouring the best
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and Miss Fiercalicious.
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305. And finally,
the Lifetime Achievement
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presented by Irma Gerd
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308. - Yay!
- We are delusional!
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311. but, you'll have to wait
'til the ceremony
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312. to see who the winners are.
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313. Racers, start your engines,
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314. and may the best
drag queen win!
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315. - Woo!
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316. Let's go!
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317. Which way are we going?
Wait, which way are we going?
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318. Follow my voice.
I've got you, Bae.
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319. Let's go.
Come on, come on, we'll go.
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Hi.
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partnered. I'm so happy.
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talking in front of audiences?
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in Ottawa, like all the time.
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The Who Knows.
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331. that are
the best positions to be.
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332. As long as we make them
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334. I'm not much of a host
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but I'm—
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- I'm not alone, so...
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340. We have fake hair,
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I like you.
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with their mullets.
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352. - Let's go.
- 'Cause I think we...
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at the most extravagant...
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Caribooty, like a caribou.
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we eat caribou.
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390. - Yeah.
- And I eat ass, so, it works.
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to do this.
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393. Gisèle and I working
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398. - it's, like, good.
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- Oh, thank you, I'm trying to.
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That's so brilliant
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around our very gorgeous brains.
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430. Hello, babes.
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431. Hi!
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433. Getting there!
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- Hi, Brad.
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Kaos, Bombae and Lady Boom Boom.
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is a very, very important task,
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439. We're excited 'cause we get
the first grab at all the jokes.
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about a comedy challenge?
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441. I think I'm pretty funny and I'm
pretty quick, but in French,
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442. so we'll see
if that can be translated
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443. or maybe part of the act.
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444. I am really good at being funny
when I'm not trying to be funny.
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445. - Good.
- She's really funny.
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446. The quiet ones usually are.
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to open the show with a bang
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a very serious awards show.
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449. - Of course.
- Make us laugh, number one.
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450. I'm worried about not being
funny, not landing the jokes.
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451. This challenge
is definitely stressing me out.
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452. Jada Shada Hudson and Miss Moço,
how are you?
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453. - Doing good.
- I'm good.
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454. We are presenting the award for
the frostiest queen.
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455. And what are your jokes?
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456. We're just like, "Girl,
it's really cold in here."
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457. And then, like...
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458. .. powder, puffs, cold air,
and then I say,
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459. "Girl, it's colder
than Brad's shoulder
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460. when Rachel Zoe
walks in the room."
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461. Jada and I
are giving him our material,
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462. and he is eating it up.
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463. Just remember.
You have it all in you.
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of working together and hosting.
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your starting point,
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466. and everything else should
just be fun, funny, and light.
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467. Can't wait to see what you do.
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468. Thanks, Brad.
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469. - Hi!
- Hi.
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470. What is your kind of
plan of attack?
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471. We have a little bit
of a script, just a few things.
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472. Let's go.
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473. It's such an honour
and a privilege
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474. to present
at the most prestigious...
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475. - .. amazing...
- .. glamorous...
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everybody's talking about.
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- The Who...
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it's super famous.
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"Ooh, I know that."
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I feel like you would hear
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it's very much coming through
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and what you've put together,
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it come to life.
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485. Yes!
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486. It's really awesome to have
this conversation with Brad.
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487. He told us we were perfect.
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488. He didn't say "perfect,"
but that's what I heard.
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489. - Hi.
Hi.
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490. Hi, Brad.
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491. Well, if it isn't Kimmy Couture
and Miss Fiercalicious.
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492. - That's us.
- Are you vibing together?
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493. Um...
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495. Well, let's see
what your material is.
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496. I'm gonna be like,
"I'm very excited to be here
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497. with the fakest bitch around."
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498. And it will be like, "The only
thing fake about me..."
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499. And I will, like,
pop out my dentures.
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500. She's gonna
pull out her dentures.
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501. - Yeah.
- She's gonna be like...
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502. ".. The only thing
fake about me is this."
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503. - Is that a little risky?
- I mean it's definitely a risk.
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504. You two, I'm assuming,
have looks, right?
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505. - Yes.
- You're look queens.
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506. And you're presenting
Best Dressed.
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507. Yeah.
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508. You could also riff on, like,
"Well, who's gonna win?"
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509. That's funny, yeah.
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510. Hopefully, our jokes will land.
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511. - Hi.
- Hi, Brad.
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512. Hi, Vivian Vanderpuss,
and Irma Gerd.
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coming along?
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514. So we have, like,
a little bit of a script.
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515. If we can run by
some of the jokes with you?
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516. Sure.
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517. We have so many
awe-inspiring queens tonight.
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518. Irma, I'm both awed and inspired
to be in your presence,
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519. and I'll say
"Viv, you sure are odd."
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520. Just kind of like bantering
with each other for a bit.
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521. Brad's not laughing.
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are actually inherently funny,
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- Okay.
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524. If it's a thinker,
it's a stinker.
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525. - I never think.
We don't.
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526. We're not into thinking.
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527. - But I am into stinking.
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528. I'm hearing Brad's feedback, but
I'm also feeling very confident
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529. in the material
that we've written.
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530. When we're a little more
relaxed on stage,
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532. Racers, listen up!
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533. Remember, it's an honour
just to be nominated, and,
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534. joining us on the main stage
is special guest judge,
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535. Canadian rock legend,
Carole Pope.
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536. Ooh!
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537. Oh, my God!
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538. Carole Pope is
a rock goddess.
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539. Good luck...
and don't fuck it up.
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540. Woo!
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541. - All right!
- Carole Pope, oh, my God.
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542. - Ah!
- Yes, new day!
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543. It's elimination day,
and we're getting ready
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544. for the first ever
Who Knows Awards,
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545. the biggest award show
for the smallest celebrities.
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546. I'm definitely nervous.
I barely slept.
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547. I went over my lines all night.
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548. "Since we're the look
queens, what are we here for?"
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549. No, Kimmy, don't read it.
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550. Get your highlighter
and underline things
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551. that you're stumbling on.
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552. I don't know how me and Kimmy
are going to do tonight.
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553. Girls,
since we're doing comedy,
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554. where does your sense of humour
come from?
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when I was young,
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556. and I thought, like, "How do I
make friends with people?"
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557. And I saw somebody
in my class was, like,
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558. always cracking jokes,
had so many friends,
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559. and I'm like,
"I wanna be like her."
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560. It's a survival thing.
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561. A lot of people
use humour as a shield.
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562. If I can laugh
about a situation,
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563. I have control over it.
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564. I've always held on to humour
as like a life jacket.
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565. You may be drowning,
but if you have a life jacket,
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566. you are going to float.
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567. Laughing at something
is so necessary for healing.
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568. My background
as a First Nations person,
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of laughter is medicine.
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570. The issues we face
as Indigenous people are many.
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571. There is so much trauma,
so much pain, so much hurt.
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for our sense of humour,
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we'd be here today.
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for your drag in your community?
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577. With, like, every community,
like there's always people
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578. who are queerphobic.
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579. There's always people
who are very much in support.
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580. I identify
as a two-spirit person.
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581. I like to define it as being
both masculine and feminine
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583. Within Indigenous culture,
because of colonization,
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584. there's toxic masculinity,
hatred of queer people.
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these social movements
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pre-contact.
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587. Yeah.
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588. We're trying
to go back to something
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589. that was already here.
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590. The same thing's happening
in India.
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591. We've had queer people
in our histories, in our myths,
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and all of a sudden
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593. with colonialism,
it turned into, like,
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594. - "Oh, this is a bad thing."
Right.
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595. And now, they've left,
but they've left that behind.
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596. - It stays.
- Yeah, it stays.
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597. - It stays.
- And it stings.
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598. Which is what hurts,
'cause at some point in time,
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599. before we were colonized, people
were actually A-okay with this.
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600. - Not just okay.
Celebrated.
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601. - Celebrated, yeah.
Yeah.
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602. I'm Métis
on my mom's side,
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603. we are Indigenous.
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604. Listening to Chelazon talk about
her Indigenous background
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605. and culture,
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606. I really wanted
to talk about it and open up,
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607. but because
I come across so white,
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608. I don't feel comfortable talking
about it 'cause I'm scared
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609. I am gonna be out of line
and out of place.
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610. We are here
to represent this award—
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611. Girl, you're saying it
all wrong.
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612. Since we are the look queens,
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613. it seems fitting that we are
presenting this award—
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614. Okay, you need to make sure
you're delivering the lines
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615. the way they're written.
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616. No, I know. I'm just trying to
memorize it.
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617. 'Cause they're coming off
differently.
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618. Are you guys, like,
are... you know...
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619. Are you there?
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620. Let's just say
it's a group challenge.
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621. - Ooh.
Oh, says enough.
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622. Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.
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623. It's Port Perry's own
princess of pizzazz,
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624. celebrity superstar stylist,
Brad Goreski.
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625. - Hi, Brooke Lynn.
I was wondering.
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626. What is your favourite
red carpet?
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627. Ooh, I'd say the SAG Awards.
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628. Oh, sag, just like your face.
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629. Oh, wow.
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630. I'm just kidding.
You're so beautiful.
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631. And, oh, my gosh.
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632. It's Canadian broadcasting
legend, Traci Melchor.
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633. Thanks, darling.
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634. Has anybody ever told you,
you look just like an Emmy?
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635. Yes, but what I'm known for
are my golden globes.
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636. I do love the twins.
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637. And she's the ultimate
anti-diva.
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638. It's Carole Pope!
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639. - Hi, gorgeous.
- Hey, Carole.
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640. What kind of girl
were you in "high school?"
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641. I really can't say.
It's "confidential."
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642. This week, we challenged
our queens to be the presenters
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643. and the nominees
at The Who Knows.
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644. Tonight, they are all plucked,
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645. tucked,
and ready to fu—
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646. —snatch a trophy.
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647. Racers, starts your engines,
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648. and may the best drag queen—
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649. I was robbed!
— win.
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650. Live from
a basement in Hollywood North,
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651. it's the first annual
Who Knows Awards.
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652. And now,
to present the first category
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653. of the evening
for Busiest Beaver,
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654. you don't know them,
but you do love them.
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655. Please welcome to the stage
Kaos, Lady Boom Boom,
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656. and Bombae.
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657. Good evening to all the ladies
and gay men watching at home.
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658. What she said.
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659. And welcome to the 100th
Who Knows Awards.
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660. Isn't it the first
Who Knows Awards?
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661. - I don't know.
- Do you know?
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662. - I don't know.
- Who Knows?
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663. We usually give out this award
for talented drag queens.
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664. But tonight,
we said fuck it!
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665. We are here tonight to present
the Busiest Beaver Award,
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666. but what does that mean?
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667. Who Knows?
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668. The dictionary defines a beaver
as a large, round, hairy mammal.
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669. Oh, Halal went home last week.
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670. - Ooh.
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671. It's okay, baby.
It's okay.
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672. Our first nominee is...
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673. Kimmy Couture,
the proof that the apple
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674. has fallen far, far, far,
far away from the tree.
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675. Miss Stake,
I mean Miss Moço.
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676. And our last nominee
is Jada Shada Hudson.
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677. Jada, even if you don't win,
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678. I'm sure you'll make
a great runner-up.
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679. That's if you could run.
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680. And the winner is...
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681. .. Jada Shada Hudson!
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682. Thank you guys so much for this
beautiful award tonight.
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683. Without God,
I wouldn't be here today.
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684. Can you just buy my book,
please?
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685. It's called
How to Kill a Ho in 24 days
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686. by Jada Shada Hudson.
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687. Thank you!
Muah!
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688. Next up, Chelazon Leroux
and Gisèle Lullaby.
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689. - ... Who the fuck is that?
- Hi, hi. I don't know you.
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690. I've never seen these people
before in my life.
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691. I don't know you.
I know you.
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692. Hi, it's such an honour and
a privilege to be presenting
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694. .. the most amazing...
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696. .. the award show that
everybody's been talking about.
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697. Yes, the, um, I got it, uh...
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698. Where...
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699. Who!
- Who Knows!
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700. Who Knows, exactly.
No, no, I watch it every year.
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701. I watch it.
I know it.
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702. I don't.
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703. The category is
The Nicest Caribooty.
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704. That's right,
the fluffiest of bannock bums.
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707. Mm.
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708. Here are the nominees
for The Nicest Caribooty
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710. So, no screen, no music.
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711. Okay.
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712. So here are the nominees.
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713. She has the biggest booty
on the block,
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714. Jada Shada Hudson.
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715. - Oh.
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716. We call her in Québec:
Une ostie de grosse pute.
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717. - A who?
- A slut.
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718. - Oh.
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719. - Lady Boom Boom.
- Me?
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720. They have what Da Vinci would
consider a masterpiece, Kaos.
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721. And the winner is...
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722. Kaos!
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723. I'd like to thank my mom
for her genetics, my doctor,
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724. and Brooke Lynn
for the referral.
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725. Thanks, girl.
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726. I'm so proud of you.
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727. Please welcome to the stage,
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728. Jada Shada Hudson and Miss Moço.
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729. Brr, bitch!
Do you feel that?
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730. Oh, honey,
it's so cold in here.
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731. Oh.
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732. - Pfft.
- Carry on, carry on.
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733. - True north strong and free—
— zing!
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734. Freezing.
Canada is so cold!
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735. It's colder
than Brad's shoulder...
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736. .. when Rachel Zoe
walks in the room.
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737. Oh, so cold.
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738. Tonight, we are here
to present the award
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740. And the nominees are:
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741. She may have a cold face,
but it's just her... hard lace.
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742. Oh, it's Chelazon Leroux.
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743. Oh, it's an honour
to be nominated.
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744. With teeth like ice,
wigs, one word, lice!
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745. Ooh.
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746. Irma Gerd.
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747. She's broke,
and she's also a joke,
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748. and tonight, definitely...
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749. .. she's going to choke.
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750. - It's Fiercalicious!
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751. And the winners are...
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752. - The winner...
- The winner is...
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753. Chelazon Leroux!
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754. Oh!
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755. Thank you so much.
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756. You know, it's not always a bad
thing being a frosty bitch.
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757. I'd like to say
"You're welcome"
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758. to the team for saving you
on the energy bill.
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759. - AC is as expensive as fuck.
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760. Next up, Kimmy Couture
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761. and Miss Fiercalicious.
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762. We got all dressed up today
in our most glamorous drag
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763. to present at the biggest,
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764. most extravagant
and world-renowned show,
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765. but unfortunately,
that one got cancelled,
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766. so we're stuck here
at The Who Knows.
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767. Since we look
the most stunning today,
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768. it feels very correct
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769. that we are here to present
to you the award for the...
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770. Best All-Dressed.
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771. Fierce,
you look really stunning today.
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772. Yeah, I didn't have
to make this outfit.
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773. - True.
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774. Kimmy, you're
from the House of Couture.
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775. I sure am.
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776. Well, what do you think
of these girls.
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777. Are they giving couture?
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778. Hm, more like cou-torn.
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779. Let's take a look
at the wannabes,
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780. I mean nominees.
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781. First, we have
Miss Vivian Vanderpuss.
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782. Best dressed?
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783. More like best dressed
for the Golden Girls.
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784. Our second nominee is somebody
who is so creative,
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785. they could be a look queen,
if they didn't look like
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786. they've been running away
from a hair brush, Bombae.
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787. And lastly, she's all the way
from Quebec City,
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788. and if you don't know
where that is,
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789. neither do we.
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790. Miss Lady Boom Boom,
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791. what is the French word
for couture?
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792. Couture.
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793. So we were bilingual
the whole entire time!
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794. Let's announce the winner,
shall we?
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795. And the winner is...
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797. - Oh, my gosh!
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798. Oh, just give it to me
right here.
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799. - Okay.
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800. - Congratulations, beautiful—
- Thanks, bitch.
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801. - Okay.
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802. I would like to say
I'm surprised
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803. but I'm really not,
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804. and since I'm the kind of queen
that loves to give back,
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805. I'll be here all night long
giving fashion advice for free
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806. 'cause clearly, you need some.
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807. And to present
the final award of the evening,
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808. Irma Gerd and Vivian Vanderpuss.
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809. Oh, wow, the moon
is so beautiful tonight.
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810. - Irma, that's a studio light.
- Sure it is, sweetie.
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811. It's such an honour
to be presenting with you
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812. here tonight.
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813. It's like we're closing
The Who Know Awards
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814. with east meeting west.
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815. I thought I was only
bi-coastal in college.
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816. Well, there is a time
for experimenting, you know.
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817. There sure is.
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818. Irma and I are living proof
that a little salt water
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819. and some fresh ocean air
does absolutely nothing
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820. for your skin.
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821. - It's true.
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822. The category is
Lifetime Achievement...
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823. ..in Delusion.
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824. Our queens tonight
present a level of delusion
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825. that defies medical science.
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826. The nominee—
Do we do it?
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827. - Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
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828. The nominee who puts
the "uh..."
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829. in "unaware,"
Chelazon Leroux!
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830. Our second nominee
spends so much time
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831. with her head in the clouds,
her hair is more often wet.
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832. It's Miss Fiercalicious.
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833. - Thank you.
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834. And if eau de toilette
was the name of...
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835. .. if delusion
was an eau de toilette,
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836. it would smell kind of like
our third nominee,
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837. Gisèle Lullaby.
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838. - Brilliant.
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839. And the winner is...
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840. Oh, my goodness.
It's me!
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841. I won!
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842. Oh, I'd like to thank
the Academy—
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843. Let me see this.
One second.
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844. Irma Gerd,
you are so delusional.
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845. The winner of the Lifetime
Achievement in Delusion is...
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846. Miss Fiercalicious.
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847. Oh, my God!
I'm a winner, baby!
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848. I know exactly why
I won this award.
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849. I'm perfect, beautiful,
stunning, talented,
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850. and very modest.
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851. - Thank you, guys, so much.
Bye.
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852. Thank you very much
and good night!
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853. Category is...
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854. Goddesses of the Ancient World.
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855. First up, Kaos.
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856. I'm Marzana,
the goddess of winter.
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857. Winter is coming.
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858. My teeth are chattering,
my ears are frozen,
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859. but I am giving you glamour.
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860. I'm serving you cold,
frosty, goddess realness.
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861. She just broke the winternet.
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862. Bombae.
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863. For this runway,
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864. I'm stomping down as
a traditional Kathakali dancer.
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865. She has no career in burglary,
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866. I'll tell you
that much right now.
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867. The goddess I've chosen
is Shikhandi,
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868. a god that transcends gender.
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869. Painted for the goddesses.
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870. I'm here to show
the world that we're queer
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871. and we've always been here.
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872. Lady Boom Boom.
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873. I chose Cupid
because I love to love.
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874. It's about Valen-time
we saw a look like this.
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875. "Cupid" means
"passionate desire" in Latin,
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876. and I think I embody that
when I'm in drag.
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877. Did she prepare this look,
or is she just winging it?
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878. I wanna show the judges
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879. that I can sell
any kind of garment,
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880. even though there's not that
much garment going on here.
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881. I wanna make the judges
fall in love with me.
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882. Bing!
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883. Miss Moço.
I am Ataegina
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884. and she is goddess
of the underworld.
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885. She has legs for days
and beat face.
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886. She is cinched
for the goddesses.
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887. I love a strong, witchy bitch,
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888. and I feel like that bitch.
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889. Jada Shada Hudson.
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890. I am the African goddess,
Miss Mami Wata,
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891. half snake and half fish.
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892. I am slithering down the runway,
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893. and I'm here to swallow up
the competition, baby.
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894. I love a queen
with a sharp tongue.
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895. I'm feeling it, honey.
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896. I'm just shedding
all over the stage.
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897. Damn, Nagini got back.
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898. work, work, work
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899. Chelazon Leroux.
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900. The goddess
I choose is Sky Woman,
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901. who is a First Nations
creation story.
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902. She fell
onto the back of a turtle,
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903. and started to create
this beautiful continent
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904. we now know as North America.
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905. I am showing the judges
big hair, a beautiful dress,
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906. and the most stunning goddess
on Turtle Island.
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907. She's the creator
of all things sickening!
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908. Gisèle Lullaby.
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909. I am the goddess
of the forest,
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910. delicate and vicious!
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911. Miss Branchie, Miss Branchie!
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912. I wanna show the judges
I can do anything.
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913. Is she a fairy?
Is she a nymph?
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914. She's a creature
that's gonna eat you
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915. in the forest for dinner.
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916. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!
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917. Does anyone have
an antihistamine?
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918. Kimmy Couture.
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919. I'm giving you
goddess of the sun.
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920. I don't know
who the fuck she is,
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921. but, bitch,
she looks correct.
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922. Talk about sunny side up.
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923. The costume is correct.
The makeup is correct.
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924. Bitch, I'm working this cape
like no motherfucking tomorrow,
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925. and she's about to fly
and replace the actual sun.
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926. She's got a solar "flair"
for the dramatic.
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927. Miss Fiercalicious.
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928. I am embodying
the goddess Oshun.
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929. She's the goddess
of beauty and vanity.
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930. I'm covered in mirrors.
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931. Oh, I do look good, don't I?
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932. I want the judges
to soak all of this up,
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933. from head to toe.
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934. I'm beautiful.
I'm perfect.
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935. And I'm full of myself.
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936. Vivian Vanderpuss.
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937. Oh!
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938. I am Freya of Norse mythology.
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939. I ride over the battlefield
with my golden chariot,
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940. led by giant cats.
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941. Hey, kitty girl.
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942. My armour is glistening.
My hair flouncing,
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943. ears perked.
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944. This puss
is going straight to the top.
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945. That is a hairy pussy.
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946. Meow.
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947. And finally, Irma Gerd.
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948. I am
the goddess Discordia,
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949. Roman goddess of chaos.
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950. So, Miss Discordia
shows up at a wedding,
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951. and brings a gift
of a golden apple
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952. to the prettiest person
in the room.
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953. Oh, I want a snack.
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954. She just leaves it
on the feasting table
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955. for everybody to fight over,
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956. and joyously partakes
in a bite of a hotdog.
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957. Irma Gerd,
more like "Irma Gerdess."
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958. Welcome, queens,
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959. or should I say
"Welcome, goddesses?"
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960. Based on your performance
in the maxi challenge,
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961. and your runway presentations,
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962. the judges have made
some decisions.
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963. When I call your name,
please step forward.
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964. Bombae, Gisèle Lullaby,
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965. Lady Boom Boom, Kaos,
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966. Vivian Vanderpuss.
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967. You are all...
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968. safe.
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969. You may go untuck
in the Werk Room.
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970. Thank you.
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971. Queens, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week,
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972. and even though
this was a group challenge,
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973. you will be judged individually.
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974. It is now time
for the judges' critiques.
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975. First up, Miss Moço.
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976. - You look spectacular.
- Thank you.
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977. There's such an elegance
and a grace to this look,
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978. which is why
it took me by surprise
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979. when you had
this guttural scream.
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980. Were you screaming for a reason?
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981. I'm hitting a few speed bumps,
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982. and so I just thought
this was the perfect moment
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983. to just let
out that emotion.
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984. Well, it made your runway and
this look really come to life.
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985. I like that
you just went for it.
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986. That... that
really impressed me.
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987. A big part of this week
was the challenge.
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988. That's weighing really,
really heavily on our decision
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989. that we are making.
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990. - Yes.
- It was not good.
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991. To be frank with you.
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992. Just in terms of
the delivery of jokes,
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993. there were so many long pauses.
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994. Like, you told
the Rachel Zoe joke to me
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995. funnier yesterday
in the Werk Room than it was
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996. in the actual challenge.
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997. The jokes didn't hit,
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998. and I was really shocked
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999. because you and Jada
work together
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1000. on a regular basis,
hosting shows.
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1001. I know.
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1002. I just did not see
that chemistry tonight.
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1003. Jada Shada Hudson.
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1004. Toronto's Turn-up Queen.
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1005. This week, you were
a little bit turned down.
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1006. I don't know what happened.
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1007. I know Miss Moço,
she missed a line,
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1008. and then it messed me up
as well,
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1009. and I still love my sister,
and I...
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1010. - I love you, sis.
- I—
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1011. We... yeah, we fucked up.
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1012. I felt like you were
very much in your head.
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1013. You're naturally funny.
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1014. All you have to do
to succeed is be yourself.
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1015. You don't have
to put on this air
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1016. of what you think we want.
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1017. We want you.
That's why you're here.
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1018. I'm looking at you tonight.
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1019. You know,
you have your gold on.
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1020. The Who Knows,
I do like a power suit,
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1021. but as an awards presenter,
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1022. I would have liked
to have seen something bejeweled
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1023. and va— ba—bejazzled.
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1024. Vajazzled?
Vajazzled?
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1025. Oh, Traci!
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1026. What's going on under that gown?
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1027. Bejeweled and bejazzled,
yes, yes.
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1028. I thought Brooke Lynn
was the only one vajazzled
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1029. on this panel.
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1030. Oh, you know,
I've got my secrets.
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1031. Your makeup looks beautiful.
You look so pretty.
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1032. Thank you.
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1033. Your skin is glowing.
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1034. And, Jada, I'm so glad
to see your hair back
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1035. because all we wanna do
is see this gorgeous face.
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1036. Thank you.
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1037. Chelazon Leroux.
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1038. During the award show,
you were so good.
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1039. You were so easy, and natural,
and full of energy.
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1040. It reminded me of, like,
a Tina Fey, Amy Poehler moment.
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1041. That moment where you turned
to acknowledge the screen
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1042. was so funny,
and so beautifully executed.
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1043. You should be very proud
of what you did tonight, yeah.
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1044. Thank you.
That means a lot.
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1045. And I love the goddess,
I love the eye makeup
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1046. and the hands.
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1047. Very beautiful.
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1048. I appreciate that.
You're beautiful.
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1049. - No, you.
- No, you.
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1050. - No, you.
- No, me.
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1051. - Oh, sorry.
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1052. Here's my thing...
The makeup, amazing.
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1053. Hair, beautiful.
I wanna see more drag.
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1054. Do you know
what I'm saying here?
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1055. Yeah.
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1056. I've seen cut-off shorts
and a corset.
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1057. I've seen a black dress
with graffiti,
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1058. and now I'm seeing
another black dress.
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1059. I think my sense of drag is,
like, very simplistic.
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1060. Which is fine,
and you can do that,
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1061. but you can still
accessorize it with something.
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1062. That's fair.
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1063. I wanna see what else
you can do.
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1064. Do you know what I'm saying?
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1065. We did see
turquoise and feathers.
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1066. We did, yes, you are right.
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1067. We did see
turquoise and feathers,
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1068. and that was a great look.
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1069. I wanna see more of that girl.
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1070. Thank you.
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1071. Kimmy Couture,
you look incredible.
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1072. You are the only one
for me tonight
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1073. who truly dominated the runway.
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1074. You, like, made it your bitch,
like you stomped it.
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1075. That fabric was flowing.
The jewels were glistening.
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1076. You were feeling the fantasy,
and so were we.
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1077. You were literally
a beam of sunshine.
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1078. Really, I just have
two words for you:
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1079. breathtaking and gorgeous.
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1080. Thank you.
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1081. Tell us about your goddess.
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1082. So I went on Google,
and I searched it,
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1083. and then I found this bitch that
I've never heard before.
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1084. I just really wanted to show
some sun because I feel like
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1085. I'm like a ball of fire.
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1086. Well, you nailed it.
It all worked.
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1087. Thank you.
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1088. And I'm still not sure
what the answer is,
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1089. but I don't...
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1090. But the answer
is all of this fabulous.
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1091. - That's what my answer is.
- Thank you.
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1092. In the challenge,
you were so good.
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1093. And I'm not gonna lie,
I was a little bit worried
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1094. about you two, '
cause I was like,
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1095. "They can't be
that pretty and be funny."
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1096. And it turns out you can be.
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1097. Keep that up.
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1098. I'm really excited to see
what you have in store.
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1099. Thanks so much.
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1100. Miss Fiercalicious.
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1101. Your Who Knows look,
I was just like,
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1102. "Leave some pretty
for the rest of us."
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1103. And then you were funny too!
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1104. The material was smart
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1105. and really felt like
award show banter.
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1106. And this tonight,
for me, is Met Gala...
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1107. Thank you.
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1108. like you look like Milan,
Paris.
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1109. You're just ready
for the runway.
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1110. You were so captivating
to watch.
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1111. Thank you.
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1112. Hi, Irma Gerd.
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1113. I loved your look
for The Who Knows,
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1114. and I thought you really
hit the ground running.
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1115. Like, you had a really good
banter and some jokes,
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1116. and then somewhere along
the way, you lost yourself,
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1117. and then you found yourself
a little bit,
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1118. and then
you lost it again.
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1119. It was very hit and miss.
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1120. - It was.
- But you still look fabulous.
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1121. Thank you.
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1122. Now, on the runway, I wanna
be able to look at things
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1123. and kind of understand
what the goddess is about.
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1124. And, you did not
give me discord.
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1125. You did not give me chaos.
I wanted more.
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1126. You need to go full in,
you know?
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1127. - Okay.
- If that make sense.
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1128. Yep.
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1129. Thank you, everyone.
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1130. While you untuck
in the Werk Room,
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1131. the judges will deliberate.
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1132. - You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.
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1133. - Ah!
- Oh, my God.
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1134. Hi!
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1135. I feel so amazing
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1136. that I am in the top this week.
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1137. I could possibly
win this challenge.
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1138. It was amazing.
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1139. Me and Kimmy surprised everyone,
and we're in the top!
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1140. Yay!
Congratulations.
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1141. A lot of you bitches doubted us,
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1142. and I heard a lot of you
making comments.
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1143. I mean, we also heard
the two of you fight a lot,
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1144. so...
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1145. Chelazon,
I still do think
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1146. that you were being shady
putting us together.
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1147. Okay, I have a question
about that.
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1148. That's your friend!
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1149. Why do you think it's shady
that I put you with your sister?
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1150. Um, did you think
that either of us is funny?
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1151. No, I thought
that you two were sisters.
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1152. No, no, no.
So, no.
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1153. No, you answered the question.
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1154. No, don't recontextualize
my words.
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1155. I said
I knew you two were friends,
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1156. so I just wanted
to put you together
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1157. 'cause I knew
you would work well together.
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1158. I don't know why you thought
that was shady.
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1159. To me, the math
is not mathing in this moment.
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1160. When you got announced that
you were allowed to pick
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1161. who the pairings are,
you looked at me,
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1162. and you winked at me, and then
you brought Kimmy over to me.
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1163. So I did think
that there was shade there.
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1164. It was trying to be
like a friendly moment.
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1165. - How is a wink shady, girl?
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1166. How could you take
a wink as a shade?
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1167. - Well, I did.
- Okay, well, it wasn't.
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1168. Okay.
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1169. So now that I know
that the power of a wink
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1170. can make a girl feel insecure,
I'm going to be winking
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1171. at every single bitch
in this room.
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1172. Honestly,
a lot of you surprised me
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1173. because there's
a lot of funny girls in here,
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1174. and you guys didn't turn it out
like I thought you would.
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1175. And then me and Kimmy,
who I thought
Copy !req
1176. were the unfunniest
were in the top.
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1177. When we walked back there,
I was like "I'm in the bottom."
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1178. I just had a feeling,
and I was right.
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1179. I feel bad about it.
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1180. I'm in the bottom
in a comedy challenge,
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1181. not where I wanted to be.
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1182. How do you feel,
Jada, mon chou.
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1183. It does not feel good.
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1184. I bombed so hard,
like, I felt it.
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1185. Just listening
to the judges' critiques,
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1186. I felt like I disappointed them.
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1187. I think the worst feeling
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1188. is knowing that
I created this mess,
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1189. and I've potentially
put her in the bottom.
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1190. It is a very good chance
that I'll be lip synching again,
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1191. and if I have to lip synch
against Jada...
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1192. All right,
just between us trophy wives,
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1193. what do you think?
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1194. Let's start with Miss Moço.
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1195. That was disappointing.
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1196. - Her looks were great.
Mm-hm.
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1197. Her performance?
It was lacklustre.
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1198. It was like work
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1199. waiting for the jokes
to come out.
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1200. It was just like
dead air, dead air.
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1201. We saw that energy
in her runway tonight.
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1202. - And her lip synch last.
- Yes!
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1203. And her lip synch,
like she is a good performer,
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1204. but tonight
it really fell flat.
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1205. Jada Shada Hudson.
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1206. Her runway look, I didn't feel
like she was confident in it.
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1207. The Who Knows
performance was off.
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1208. It looked like
she was struggling
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1209. to find her next line.
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1210. You keep on calling her
"The Turn-up Queen."
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1211. I haven't seen her
perform before.
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1212. You haven't seen
the turn up?
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1213. And I want to see her turn up.
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1214. Chelazon Leroux.
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1215. She's surprising me,
and I'm liking what I'm seeing.
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1216. She's funny.
She's beautiful.
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1217. She's very confident.
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1218. She looked like
she was having so much fun,
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1219. and it made it fun
to watch her.
Copy !req
1220. We just saw a different side of
her that we hadn't seen before.
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1221. Tonight, she really
came out of her "Shell-azon."
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1222. Kimmy Couture.
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1223. - Funny.
- Funny!
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1224. When it was showtime,
they were able to make it work.
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1225. And that's what matters.
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1226. That runway look, incredible.
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1227. - Beautiful.
- So beautiful.
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1228. It was incredible,
like, if you break it down,
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1229. it was a bra, and panty,
and a headpiece, and a cape,
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1230. but all the things added to it.
Copy !req
1231. That's how you elevate something
simple, like a bra and a panty.
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1232. And she's young, and she has
a little body that can do it.
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1233. Like me.
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1234. I've always wanted to see you
in a bra and panty.
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1235. I have to say.
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1236. You didn't get those photos
I sent you?
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1237. Let me check my phone.
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1238. - Oh, Bradley!
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1239. Get a room.
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1240. Miss Fiercalicious.
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1241. Such a beautiful runway
presentation.
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1242. The hair,
the attention to detail,
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1243. the mirrors on the nails,
the way that she served it.
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1244. Just beautiful, effortless.
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1245. But if I think back
on the challenge,
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1246. I'll be honest.
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1247. I remember Kimmy more
than I remember Fierce.
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1248. Miss Fiercalicious had jokes,
but Kimmy had jokes.
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1249. - Yeah, she had joke-jokes.
She had joke-jokes.
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1250. When she came out
in that dress.
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1251. - Oh!
- Ai-ai, ai-ai-ai!
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1252. They look like A-list
award show presenters.
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1253. At a D-list show.
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1254. D-list?
That is very kind.
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1255. Irma Gerd.
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1256. If you are going to be
a comedy queen,
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1257. you better come out here
and be funny.
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1258. Absolutely.
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1259. And, yes, there were glimpses
and glimmers of it, but—
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1260. There were moments.
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1261. There wasn't enough.
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1262. She needs to embrace
her inner insanity.
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1263. - The inner chaos.
- Yeah.
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1264. I did not care
for the runway look.
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1265. I did not get discord.
I did not get chaos.
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1266. It was all colourful,
happy colours.
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1267. I'm really surprised
you didn't go off on the shoe.
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1268. There was so much to go off on.
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1269. - I mean...
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1270. It is week two.
I have to pick my battles.
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1271. Okay, I think
we've reached a decision now.
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1272. - Mm.
Yeah?
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1273. All right, bring
back our 20th Century Foxes.
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1274. Welcome back, queens.
We have made some decisions.
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1275. And the nominees
for Best Performance
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1276. in a Maxi Challenge are:
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1277. Chelazon Leroux,
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1278. Kimmy Couture,
and Miss Fiercalicious.
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1279. And the winner is...
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1280. I'm so nervous.
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1281. Kimmy Couture!
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1282. Condragulations!
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1283. You have won
a cash tip of $5000,
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1284. and a weekend getaway
in Prince Edward County,
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1285. courtesy of Welcome to the Dans.
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1286. - Ooh!
- Better take me, bitch.
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1287. We were a team, but since
we were judged individually,
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1288. I guess I was funnier than her.
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1289. So bitch... boom.
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1290. You may move
to the back of the stage.
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1291. Chelazon Leroux,
Miss Fiercalicious...
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1292. - you are both safe.
- Thank you.
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1293. You may join your sisters.
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1294. Miss Moço,
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1295. your look
was on the right track,
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1296. but in the challenge,
you went off the rails.
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1297. Jada Shada Hudson,
you are a standout queen,
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1298. but at the awards,
you got lost in the crowd.
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1299. Irma Gerd, we know you can swim
with the best of them,
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1300. but in the maxi,
you were a fish out of water.
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1301. Miss Moço...
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1302. I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
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1303. Jada Shada Hudson...
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1304. I'm sorry, but you are also
up for elimination.
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1305. - Irma Gerd, you're safe.
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1306. You may join your sisters.
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1307. Two queens stand before us.
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1308. Prior to tonight,
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1309. you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
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1310. of High School Confidential
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1311. by Rough Trade,
starring Carole Pope.
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1312. This is your last chance
to impress us,
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1313. and save yourself
from... elimination!
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1314. - The time has come...
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1315. for you to lip synch
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1316. for... your... life!
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1317. Good luck,
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1318. and don't fuck... it... up.
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1319. a high school
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1320. a candy pink Cadillac
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1321. Yes!
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1322. I love you, girl.
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1323. I love you, baby.
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1324. Queens,
we have made our decision.
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1325. Jada Shada Hudson,
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1326. shantay, you stay.
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1327. If I was gonna go out,
it was gonna be by you, bitch.
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1328. - I love you so much.
- I love you.
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1329. You may join your sisters.
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1330. Miss Moço,
you may be a quiet queen,
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1331. but it is loud and clear
that you are a star.
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1332. - Thank you.
- Now, sashay away.
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1333. I love you!
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1334. Love you!
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1335. She came
and she found her waist.
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1336. - Obrigada até logo!
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1337. - Obrigada.
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1338. My mom always says
that regrets are useless.
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1339. There's no sense worrying about
things that have happened,
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1340. because you can't change
the outcome,
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1341. so no regrets.
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1342. I'm happy that I've made
my little impression
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1343. on season three,
and at the end of the day,
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1344. I'm pretty proud.
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1345. Condragulations, queens.
You live to slay another day.
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1346. Remember...
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1347. stay true north
strong and what?
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1348. Fierce!
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1349. Now, let the music play!
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1350. French tip
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1351. you wear it well
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1352. ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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1353. work it for me, me
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1354. you wear it well
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1355. Next time,
on Canada's Drag Race.
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1356. You will lip synch
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1357. for... your... life...
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1358. in pairs.
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1359. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo!
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1360. - No!
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1361. I'm not happy with you at all.
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1362. I think that the reaction
is kind of the most.
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1363. That's so unprofessional!
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1364. It just wasn't enough.
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1365. When you came out,
I was like "Mm!"
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1366. My eyes kept traveling to—
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1367. Okay, well,
you do have a type.
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1368. - Oop!
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