1. Ding dong!Copy !req
2. Previously on
Canada's Drag Race.Copy !req
3. You will take the clothesCopy !req
4. off your literal backsCopy !req
5. and transform them
into catwalk couture.Copy !req
6. work, work, work, workCopy !req
7. I know you wanna workCopy !req
8. Lady Boom Boom,
you look like a goth TeletubbyCopy !req
9. going to a rave in Berlin.Copy !req
10. Condragulations!Copy !req
11. Merci beaucoup.Copy !req
12. Miss Moço, shantay, you stay.Copy !req
13. Halal Bae, sashay away.Copy !req
14. Halal is gone.Copy !req
15. My heart breaks for her,
but I made it through.Copy !req
16. What did she say?Copy !req
17. - What does she have to say?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
18. "I'll meat you girls
on the other side.Copy !req
19. "XOXO, Halal.
PS, love you, Bomb.Copy !req
20. Get that crown."Copy !req
21. Aw!
Mommy dearest.Copy !req
22. I've not just lost a mother;Copy !req
23. I've lost a friend
in this competition.Copy !req
24. I just hate
that she's gone so soon.Copy !req
25. I don't think
she got to show her fashionCopy !req
26. and her drive for drag yet.Copy !req
27. I guess
I'll have to do it for her.Copy !req
28. She wouldn't want me
to sit and sulk.Copy !req
29. She would want me to fight,Copy !req
30. not just for myself,
but for her.Copy !req
31. Bye, Halal.
- We love you, Halal.Copy !req
32. We love you, Halal.Copy !req
33. I have been in the bottom.Copy !req
34. I have a fire under my ass,
and I'm going right to the topCopy !req
35. from here on out.Copy !req
36. You killed it.
That was fucking amazing.Copy !req
37. You did!Copy !req
38. I pride myself on my performing,
and that's where I shine.Copy !req
39. I'm glad you're here, bitch.Copy !req
40. - Thanks, honey.
- My sister.Copy !req
41. I don't know
what would be worse,Copy !req
42. leaving the competition,
or leaving you here by yourself.Copy !req
43. Aw.Copy !req
44. No, she has me!Copy !req
45. - She doesn't.Copy !req
46. I love Moço and Jada so much.
They're my Toronto sisters.Copy !req
47. Toronto drag will shine, honey,
and then there's Fierce.Copy !req
48. I'm a shining star.Copy !req
49. Talking of "shining star,"
the winner, Boom Boom!Copy !req
50. Thank you so much.Copy !req
51. I still can't
wrap my mind around the factCopy !req
52. that I won, but let's
not take it for granted,Copy !req
53. and let's move on
with the next challenge.Copy !req
54. Oh, I just love
to hear you talk.Copy !req
55. - Really?
- Your voice is so like sexual.Copy !req
56. Really?Copy !req
57. Yeah, no?
No one thinks that?Copy !req
58. Like you just talk so soft,
and so, like, sexual.Copy !req
59. Maybe it's just
the French accent,Copy !req
60. but I love to hear you speak.Copy !req
61. Ooh la la, chérie.Copy !req
62. Ooh!Copy !req
63. Let's get out of these!Copy !req
64. I'm ready
to get out of this shit.Copy !req
65. Oh, bitch, let's do it.
Oh, my God!Copy !req
66. Fuckin' take it all off.Copy !req
67. Ah!
That looks painful.Copy !req
68. So much super glue!
These are heavy, ah!Copy !req
69. I am feeling on top of the worldCopy !req
70. because I was on the top
for a design challenge.Copy !req
71. - Ah, ooh, bitch!Copy !req
72. From today, honey, it's only
turning it all the way up!Copy !req
73. Let's go.Copy !req
74. Catch.Copy !req
75. The winner of Canada's Drag RaceCopy !req
76. receives a sickening supply
of beauty productsCopy !req
77. from Shoppers Drug Mart,
and the pleasure of $100,000,Copy !req
78. thanks to Trojan.Copy !req
79. With Traci Melchor,
Brad Goreski,Copy !req
80. and Brooke Lynn Hytes,Copy !req
81. with tonight's extra special
guest judge, Carole Pope.Copy !req
82. best drag queen winCopy !req
83. It's a new day in the Werk Room,Copy !req
84. and I'm feeling zesty
and vivacious.Copy !req
85. I cannot wait to seeCopy !req
86. what this new day
has in store for us.Copy !req
87. I'm just happy that we have
the first design challengeCopy !req
88. out of the way.Copy !req
89. Yes!Copy !req
90. Any other challenge
that comes my way,Copy !req
91. I know I'm gonna kill it.Copy !req
92. Does it burn when you bottom?Copy !req
93. - Ah!
- Oh, just a little.Copy !req
94. I can't wait for this week.
What's the runway gonna be?Copy !req
95. What's the challenge gonna be?Copy !req
96. I want to shine, so I'm hoping
that this week's challengeCopy !req
97. will give me some way
to play with comedy,Copy !req
98. and really show Irma Gerd.Copy !req
99. Bitch, what is this
motherfucking thing over here?Copy !req
100. What's that?
Is it money?Copy !req
101. Security, there is some
unattended baggage on the table!Copy !req
102. - What is it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
103. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!Copy !req
104. Is it another design challenge?Copy !req
105. - Oh!
- Oh, jerseys!Copy !req
106. Kimmy, it's you!Copy !req
107. Oh, my God!
It's me!Copy !req
108. - The Mighty Tucks!
We all have one.Copy !req
109. They fit my name on a shirt!Copy !req
110. Oh, my God!
We look so straight!Copy !req
111. I want to talk about beer and
cars, and beer and cars, and—Copy !req
112. O Canada!Copy !req
113. She done already
done had herses.Copy !req
114. - My northern lights!
- Ah!Copy !req
115. I've got good newsCopy !req
116. and I've got bad news.Copy !req
117. The good news,
losing is the new winning.Copy !req
118. The bad news,
you're all nominated,Copy !req
119. and the award goes to...Copy !req
120. What the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
121. Oh, my God!
What does that mean?Copy !req
122. - Don't leave us hanging, bitch.
- Oh!Copy !req
123. - Hello, my darlings!Copy !req
124. Jumpsuit!Copy !req
125. Jumpsuit,
jumpsuit, jumpsuit!Copy !req
126. You look so hot!Copy !req
127. He's so cute
in that little jumpsuit.Copy !req
128. Ah!Copy !req
129. I see you all
got my little present.Copy !req
130. Yes!Copy !req
131. We are holding auditions
for my drag hockey team,Copy !req
132. The Mighty Tucks.Copy !req
133. But before we make
our gay premiere,Copy !req
134. I'm gonna need your help
designing our uniformCopy !req
135. that will scream slam dunk.Copy !req
136. Wait.Copy !req
137. Oh, wrong sport.
Oh, well.Copy !req
138. On "Go!", grab a hockey bag,
and using what's inside,Copy !req
139. you'll have 30 minutes
to get into quick dragCopy !req
140. and create a uniform
that's worthy of center ice.Copy !req
141. Quick drag
is not really my thing.Copy !req
142. Thirty fucking minutes?Copy !req
143. Ooh, we gonna look like
we got run over 20 times.Copy !req
144. Ready?Copy !req
145. Let's get this shit open, mama.Copy !req
146. Tank top, socks.Copy !req
147. A hair band.
I can work with that.Copy !req
148. I can work with that.Copy !req
149. We have net.
This is fashion.Copy !req
150. What is this?
I don't play sports.Copy !req
151. Sport, sport!Copy !req
152. The room is on fire.Copy !req
153. This is fucking chaos.Copy !req
154. Ooh, that burns,
that burns, that burns.Copy !req
155. No idea
if this is my measurement.Copy !req
156. You're sewing?Copy !req
157. I have another seam to do.Copy !req
158. - Girl, no, no, no.
- I'll do it real quick.Copy !req
159. - Mine takes five seconds.
Ah!Copy !req
160. Fuck!
The glue gun is hot.Copy !req
161. It's sticking to my skin.
Oh, my God!Copy !req
162. Why is this
not sticking on this one?Copy !req
163. These girls are looking busted.Copy !req
164. We are ready
to play hockey like men!Copy !req
165. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
166. Introducing The Mighty Tucks'Copy !req
167. starting line-up.Copy !req
168. First up, number one,
Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
169. She hails
from Bottom Boy, Ontario.Copy !req
170. Her position is doggy style.Copy !req
171. She was once
kicked out of a gameCopy !req
172. for cruising in the locker—Copy !req
173. Oh, no!
Oh, no!Copy !req
174. Number 16, Kaos.Copy !req
175. She hails from the cold
of Canada, Winterpeg.Copy !req
176. When this queen's
not playing hockey,Copy !req
177. she's working out to stay fit,Copy !req
178. ferocious and... fuckable.Copy !req
179. Her words.Copy !req
180. Number 3,
Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
181. Her position is team motivator.Copy !req
182. Go, team!Copy !req
183. Her nickname
is the Holy OneCopy !req
184. because any hole is a goal!Copy !req
185. Number 7, Chelazon Leroux.Copy !req
186. Her nickname is Firm GripCopy !req
187. because she never lets go
of a good stick.Copy !req
188. When this queen's
not playing hockey,Copy !req
189. she's enjoying
a rough, hard puck.Copy !req
190. You've got something in your...Copy !req
191. No, no, it's right—
Not in your teeth, your hair.Copy !req
192. There.Copy !req
193. Number 6, Lady Boom Boom.Copy !req
194. Her position is in the car
on her way to shop.Copy !req
195. She's got more ice
than the rink.Copy !req
196. She was once
kicked out of a gameCopy !req
197. for wearing
last season's Louboutin's.Copy !req
198. Oh, no!Copy !req
199. Number 52, Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
200. She hails from outback,
behind the arena.Copy !req
201. When this queen's
not playing hockey,Copy !req
202. she's polishing the Zamboni.Copy !req
203. I don't think that's the only
thing she's polishing.Copy !req
204. Number 4, it's Bombae.Copy !req
205. Her position
is quarter bareback.Copy !req
206. When this queen's not playing
hockey, she's playing herself.Copy !req
207. Over here.
Over here.Copy !req
208. - Follow their voices.
- Don't fall, sister.Copy !req
209. Number 87, Miss Moço!Copy !req
210. An interesting stat about
this player is she can juggle.Copy !req
211. Oh, juggling is usually like...Copy !req
212. There we go!Copy !req
213. Bravo!Copy !req
214. Gross.Copy !req
215. Number 33,Copy !req
216. Gisèle Lullaby!Copy !req
217. Her position is...
whatever you want.Copy !req
218. She's versatile.Copy !req
219. When this queen's
not playing hockey,Copy !req
220. she's... got a lot
of personal issues.Copy !req
221. Number 5, it's Irma Gerd!Copy !req
222. Her position is goalie.Copy !req
223. Her remaining teeth
are just sticks of gumCopy !req
224. from Halloween, 1992.Copy !req
225. And, finally, number 2,Copy !req
226. it's Kimmy Couture.Copy !req
227. When this queen's
not playing hockey,Copy !req
228. she's motel hopping
to look for available players.Copy !req
229. Wow, queens,
you left it all on the ice,Copy !req
230. but only one of you can be
the most valuable slayer.Copy !req
231. The winner of today's
mini challenge is...Copy !req
232. .. Chelazon Leroux!Copy !req
233. I am the winner
of the mini challenge!Copy !req
234. Who's the fucking
hockey player now?Copy !req
235. You have won
a cash prize of $2500,Copy !req
236. courtesy of the body padding
pros at Planet Pepper.Copy !req
237. - Holy fuck!
Okay!Copy !req
238. Now it's time
to hit the showers,Copy !req
239. hang up that jersey,
and pull out your best gown,Copy !req
240. because, it's award season!Copy !req
241. It is my honour to cordially
invite you to "The Who Knows."Copy !req
242. Ooh!Copy !req
243. The Who Knows are a prestige-ish
Canadian award show,Copy !req
244. and in this week's
maxi challenge,Copy !req
245. you'll star as the night's
presenters and nominees.Copy !req
246. - Ooh!
- Oh!Copy !req
247. In groups, you'll need to come
up with funny award show banter.Copy !req
248. Chelazon Leroux,Copy !req
249. as the winner
of the mini challenge,Copy !req
250. you will get to pick
the groups of two,Copy !req
251. and one group of three.Copy !req
252. And don't forget
to include yourself.Copy !req
253. All right, ladies, line up.Copy !req
254. Gisèle, you're coming with me.Copy !req
255. - Yay!Copy !req
256. I choose Gisèle because
that bitch makes me laugh.Copy !req
257. Let's see.
How could I destroy everyone?Copy !req
258. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.Copy !req
259. I could sabotage these queens,Copy !req
260. but I wanna make sure that
this is a great fucking show.Copy !req
261. So I wanna make sure
that every single groupCopy !req
262. is familiar with each other,Copy !req
263. and if not, I feel that
they can work well together.Copy !req
264. Kimmy,
I want you to go with Fierce,Copy !req
265. putting the sisters together.Copy !req
266. Chelazon knows that
me and Kimmy are friends,Copy !req
267. but does she really think
that either of us is funny?Copy !req
268. Pairing two girls that you
don't think are funny togetherCopy !req
269. seems like sabotage to me.Copy !req
270. She's playing the game
and I get it.Copy !req
271. - Um...
- Girl, do me right.Copy !req
272. Hm.
Do you right?Copy !req
273. Please,
let her put Jada with me.Copy !req
274. We work so well together.Copy !req
275. Moço.
Oh!Copy !req
276. Come, sister!Copy !req
277. We host a lot of shows together,Copy !req
278. so, baby, this is gonna be
a walk in the park.Copy !req
279. Give me Irma Gerd.Copy !req
280. Just feeling this vibe
right now.Copy !req
281. I'm gonna put
Irma and Vivian together.Copy !req
282. Yay!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
283. Thank you, Chelazon.Copy !req
284. The Boom Boom team.Copy !req
285. Boom Boom, Kaos, and me,
we're the leftovers.Copy !req
286. But here's the thing, who
doesn't love a good leftover?Copy !req
287. I do.Copy !req
288. Now that we have our presenters,Copy !req
289. it's time to hear
the categories.Copy !req
290. Bombae,
Lady Boom Boom, and Kaos,Copy !req
291. you will present
the first award of the night,Copy !req
292. the Busiest Beaver Award.Copy !req
293. Which of your sisters
is the biggest hustler?Copy !req
294. Next is
The Frostiest Queen Award,Copy !req
295. presented by Jada Shada Hudson
and Miss Moço.Copy !req
296. Ooh. Yes.Copy !req
297. Next,
The Nicest Caribooty Award.Copy !req
298. - AKA the best ass.
Oh!Copy !req
299. Presented by Gisèle Lullaby
and Chelazon Leroux.Copy !req
300. Yay, I love ass!Copy !req
301. Next, the Best All Dressed,Copy !req
302. an award honouring the best
dressed queen of the group,Copy !req
303. presented by Kimmy Couture
and Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
304. Fitting.Copy !req
305. And finally,
the Lifetime AchievementCopy !req
306. in Delusion Award
presented by Irma GerdCopy !req
307. and Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
308. - Yay!
- We are delusional!Copy !req
309. Yeah.Copy !req
310. You'll be doing the voting,Copy !req
311. but, you'll have to wait
'til the ceremonyCopy !req
312. to see who the winners are.Copy !req
313. Racers, start your engines,Copy !req
314. and may the best
drag queen win!Copy !req
315. - Woo!Copy !req
316. Let's go!Copy !req
317. Which way are we going?
Wait, which way are we going?Copy !req
318. Follow my voice.
I've got you, Bae.Copy !req
319. Let's go.
Come on, come on, we'll go.Copy !req
320. - Hi, winners.
Hi.Copy !req
321. I can't believe that we were
partnered. I'm so happy.Copy !req
322. Do you have experience with like
talking in front of audiences?Copy !req
323. I host shows, like,
in Ottawa, like all the time.Copy !req
324. Today's maxi challenge,Copy !req
325. we have to work in pairs
and present the nomineesCopy !req
326. for the prestigious award show,
The Who Knows.Copy !req
327. A fabulous evening of awards,
accolades, and dumb jokes.Copy !req
328. So how do you feel with comedy?Copy !req
329. We open the show.Copy !req
330. It's the first and the lastCopy !req
331. that are
the best positions to be.Copy !req
332. As long as we make them
laugh, we've won the challenge.Copy !req
333. And I say
we set the bar so high.Copy !req
334. I'm not much of a host
or a comedy person,Copy !req
335. so I'm really nervous about it,
but I'm—Copy !req
336. - You're not alone, so...
- I'm not alone, so...Copy !req
337. So we can definitely help you.Copy !req
338. I wrote a little joke,Copy !req
339. and it's like,
"Drag's all about delusion.Copy !req
340. We have fake hair,
fake boobs, fake names,Copy !req
341. fake social security numbers."Copy !req
342. - And you can say "Mine's four."Copy !req
343. I think that we have
very similar senses of humour.Copy !req
344. I'm just like...
I like you.Copy !req
345. I like you too.Copy !req
346. I'm looking at Irma Gerd
and Miss Vivian over there,Copy !req
347. and they seem like
they can be a good duo.Copy !req
348. Look at them sitting there
with their mullets.Copy !req
349. This is literally
what we do together.Copy !req
350. Yes.Copy !req
351. Let's throw stress
out the door immediately.Copy !req
352. - Let's go.
- 'Cause I think we...Copy !req
353. I think we've got this.Copy !req
354. I know
I was in the bottom last week,Copy !req
355. but I'm feeling
quite confident this week,Copy !req
356. being in a group with Jada.Copy !req
357. We have
such good chemistry together.Copy !req
358. Is there anyone
you wouldn't want to be—Copy !req
359. Hold on.
On three.Copy !req
360. We'll say the name
of who we wouldn't wanna...Copy !req
361. Okay, who would we not want
to be paired with.Copy !req
362. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
363. Fiercalicious.Copy !req
364. Bitch.Copy !req
365. That's why
I fucking love you, bitch.Copy !req
366. I think we should make a joke
about how it's The Who Knows,Copy !req
367. like the name of the award show.Copy !req
368. Like, "We're so excited
to be here at the..."Copy !req
369. ..at the who knows?Copy !req
370. Do you think that's funny?Copy !req
371. It will be funny, bitch.
I will make it funny.Copy !req
372. Can you make it funny right now?Copy !req
373. Who Knows?
Show.Copy !req
374. No, we can't do that.Copy !req
375. I don't think Kimmy
fully understands comedy.Copy !req
376. We got all dressed up today
in our most glamorous dragCopy !req
377. to present
at the most extravagant...Copy !req
378. .. extravagant?
Extra.Copy !req
379. Kimmy, like, I'm trying
to make the award show sound,Copy !req
380. like, really glamorous.Copy !req
381. What are, like, other words
for, like, "amazing"?Copy !req
382. - "Glamazon."
- No.Copy !req
383. - "High end."
- No.Copy !req
384. "One-of-a-kind
collective outfits."Copy !req
385. Girl, grammar really
is not your thing.Copy !req
386. I think working with
Fiercalicious is just so hardCopy !req
387. because she wants to be
the fucking boss.Copy !req
388. So it's called The Nicest
Caribooty, like a caribou.Copy !req
389. As First Nations people,
we eat caribou.Copy !req
390. - Yeah.
- And I eat ass, so, it works.Copy !req
391. Yeah, oh, my God.Copy !req
392. I think I'm the most qualified
to do this.Copy !req
393. Gisèle and I working
together is fucking amazing.Copy !req
394. I could not have asked
for a better partner.Copy !req
395. We both respect each other.Copy !req
396. Let's read out what we have.Copy !req
397. I think a good indicator
is if either of us laugh,Copy !req
398. - it's, like, good.
- Exactly.Copy !req
399. - Okay.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
400. - You are funny in English.
- Oh, thank you, I'm trying to.Copy !req
401. Oh, my God.
That's so brilliantCopy !req
402. - I love your fascinator.Copy !req
403. The jokes
are starting to flow.Copy !req
404. The creative juices are sloshing
around our very gorgeous brains.Copy !req
405. Kimmy and Miss Fierce
aren't saying much,Copy !req
406. but they are saying a lot
with their eyes.Copy !req
407. Can I hear your jokes?Copy !req
408. - I am thinking right now.
- Okay.Copy !req
409. Kimmy is stressing me out.Copy !req
410. Like, I'm coming up
with all the jokes, girl.Copy !req
411. With all the jokes?Copy !req
412. Which ones
did you come up with?Copy !req
413. We need to be on
the same page here.Copy !req
414. That's part of the challenge.Copy !req
415. Kimmy, like, we need a plan.Copy !req
416. I know that, bitch.
I am fucking thinking.Copy !req
417. I'm asking you.Copy !req
418. I do not get along with
my freaking partner at all.Copy !req
419. I just do not
get along with her.Copy !req
420. She's not a great person
to work with, period.Copy !req
421. You need to set up the punchlineCopy !req
422. for the other person
to make the joke.Copy !req
423. I know that, Miss Fierce.Copy !req
424. You already keep saying the same
fucking thing over again.Copy !req
425. It's the same
fucking advice, girl.Copy !req
426. Oh, honey,
the girls are fighting.Copy !req
427. Girl, I don't know why
you never fucking accept.Copy !req
428. It's my material.Copy !req
429. Okay, then give me some jokes
and we'll put them in.Copy !req
430. Hello, babes.Copy !req
431. Hi!Copy !req
432. Are you red carpet ready?Copy !req
433. Getting there!Copy !req
434. - Hi.
- Hi, Brad.Copy !req
435. Hi.
Kaos, Bombae and Lady Boom Boom.Copy !req
436. Hi.Copy !req
437. You're opening the show, which
is a very, very important task,Copy !req
438. because it sets the tone.Copy !req
439. We're excited 'cause we get
the first grab at all the jokes.Copy !req
440. Well, how do you feel
about a comedy challenge?Copy !req
441. I think I'm pretty funny and I'm
pretty quick, but in French,Copy !req
442. so we'll see
if that can be translatedCopy !req
443. or maybe part of the act.Copy !req
444. I am really good at being funny
when I'm not trying to be funny.Copy !req
445. - Good.
- She's really funny.Copy !req
446. The quiet ones usually are.Copy !req
447. I want you
to open the show with a bangCopy !req
448. because it is
a very serious awards show.Copy !req
449. - Of course.
- Make us laugh, number one.Copy !req
450. I'm worried about not being
funny, not landing the jokes.Copy !req
451. This challenge
is definitely stressing me out.Copy !req
452. Jada Shada Hudson and Miss Moço,
how are you?Copy !req
453. - Doing good.
- I'm good.Copy !req
454. We are presenting the award for
the frostiest queen.Copy !req
455. And what are your jokes?Copy !req
456. We're just like, "Girl,
it's really cold in here."Copy !req
457. And then, like...Copy !req
458. .. powder, puffs, cold air,
and then I say,Copy !req
459. "Girl, it's colder
than Brad's shoulderCopy !req
460. when Rachel Zoe
walks in the room."Copy !req
461. Jada and I
are giving him our material,Copy !req
462. and he is eating it up.Copy !req
463. Just remember.
You have it all in you.Copy !req
464. You already have the experience
of working together and hosting.Copy !req
465. That should be
your starting point,Copy !req
466. and everything else should
just be fun, funny, and light.Copy !req
467. Can't wait to see what you do.Copy !req
468. Thanks, Brad.Copy !req
469. - Hi!
- Hi.Copy !req
470. What is your kind of
plan of attack?Copy !req
471. We have a little bit
of a script, just a few things.Copy !req
472. Let's go.Copy !req
473. It's such an honour
and a privilegeCopy !req
474. to present
at the most prestigious...Copy !req
475. - .. amazing...
- .. glamorous...Copy !req
476. .. the ceremony
everybody's talking about.Copy !req
477. - The, um... uh...
- The Who...Copy !req
478. The Who Knows,
it's super famous.Copy !req
479. We're like
"Ooh, I know that."Copy !req
480. This is literally like something
I feel like you would hearCopy !req
481. at an award show.Copy !req
482. Keep channelling that, because
it's very much coming throughCopy !req
483. in the banter
and what you've put together,Copy !req
484. so I'm excited to see
it come to life.Copy !req
485. Yes!Copy !req
486. It's really awesome to have
this conversation with Brad.Copy !req
487. He told us we were perfect.Copy !req
488. He didn't say "perfect,"
but that's what I heard.Copy !req
489. - Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
490. Hi, Brad.Copy !req
491. Well, if it isn't Kimmy Couture
and Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
492. - That's us.
- Are you vibing together?Copy !req
493. Um...Copy !req
494. Ugh.Copy !req
495. Well, let's see
what your material is.Copy !req
496. I'm gonna be like,
"I'm very excited to be hereCopy !req
497. with the fakest bitch around."Copy !req
498. And it will be like, "The only
thing fake about me..."Copy !req
499. And I will, like,
pop out my dentures.Copy !req
500. She's gonna
pull out her dentures.Copy !req
501. - Yeah.
- She's gonna be like...Copy !req
502. ".. The only thing
fake about me is this."Copy !req
503. - Is that a little risky?
- I mean it's definitely a risk.Copy !req
504. You two, I'm assuming,
have looks, right?Copy !req
505. - Yes.
- You're look queens.Copy !req
506. And you're presenting
Best Dressed.Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. You could also riff on, like,
"Well, who's gonna win?"Copy !req
509. That's funny, yeah.Copy !req
510. Hopefully, our jokes will land.Copy !req
511. - Hi.
- Hi, Brad.Copy !req
512. Hi, Vivian Vanderpuss,
and Irma Gerd.Copy !req
513. How's the material
coming along?Copy !req
514. So we have, like,
a little bit of a script.Copy !req
515. If we can run by
some of the jokes with you?Copy !req
516. Sure.Copy !req
517. We have so many
awe-inspiring queens tonight.Copy !req
518. Irma, I'm both awed and inspired
to be in your presence,Copy !req
519. and I'll say
"Viv, you sure are odd."Copy !req
520. Just kind of like bantering
with each other for a bit.Copy !req
521. Brad's not laughing.Copy !req
522. I think that you two
are actually inherently funny,Copy !req
523. - so don't overthink your jokes.
- Okay.Copy !req
524. If it's a thinker,
it's a stinker.Copy !req
525. - I never think.
We don't.Copy !req
526. We're not into thinking.Copy !req
527. - But I am into stinking.Copy !req
528. I'm hearing Brad's feedback, but
I'm also feeling very confidentCopy !req
529. in the material
that we've written.Copy !req
530. When we're a little more
relaxed on stage,Copy !req
531. we're really gonna sell it.Copy !req
532. Racers, listen up!Copy !req
533. Remember, it's an honour
just to be nominated, and,Copy !req
534. joining us on the main stage
is special guest judge,Copy !req
535. Canadian rock legend,
Carole Pope.Copy !req
536. Ooh!Copy !req
537. Oh, my God!Copy !req
538. Carole Pope is
a rock goddess.Copy !req
539. Good luck...
and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
540. Woo!Copy !req
541. - All right!
- Carole Pope, oh, my God.Copy !req
542. - Ah!
- Yes, new day!Copy !req
543. It's elimination day,
and we're getting readyCopy !req
544. for the first ever
Who Knows Awards,Copy !req
545. the biggest award show
for the smallest celebrities.Copy !req
546. I'm definitely nervous.
I barely slept.Copy !req
547. I went over my lines all night.Copy !req
548. "Since we're the look
queens, what are we here for?"Copy !req
549. No, Kimmy, don't read it.Copy !req
550. Get your highlighter
and underline thingsCopy !req
551. that you're stumbling on.Copy !req
552. I don't know how me and Kimmy
are going to do tonight.Copy !req
553. Girls,
since we're doing comedy,Copy !req
554. where does your sense of humour
come from?Copy !req
555. I was really bullied
when I was young,Copy !req
556. and I thought, like, "How do I
make friends with people?"Copy !req
557. And I saw somebody
in my class was, like,Copy !req
558. always cracking jokes,
had so many friends,Copy !req
559. and I'm like,
"I wanna be like her."Copy !req
560. It's a survival thing.Copy !req
561. A lot of people
use humour as a shield.Copy !req
562. If I can laugh
about a situation,Copy !req
563. I have control over it.Copy !req
564. I've always held on to humour
as like a life jacket.Copy !req
565. You may be drowning,
but if you have a life jacket,Copy !req
566. you are going to float.Copy !req
567. Laughing at something
is so necessary for healing.Copy !req
568. My background
as a First Nations person,Copy !req
569. right, we have this concept
of laughter is medicine.Copy !req
570. The issues we face
as Indigenous people are many.Copy !req
571. There is so much trauma,
so much pain, so much hurt.Copy !req
572. If it wasn't
for our sense of humour,Copy !req
573. as Indigenous people,Copy !req
574. I don't think
we'd be here today.Copy !req
575. Are you supported
for your drag in your community?Copy !req
576. It's mixed, obviously.Copy !req
577. With, like, every community,
like there's always peopleCopy !req
578. who are queerphobic.Copy !req
579. There's always people
who are very much in support.Copy !req
580. I identify
as a two-spirit person.Copy !req
581. I like to define it as being
both masculine and feminineCopy !req
582. within one body.Copy !req
583. Within Indigenous culture,
because of colonization,Copy !req
584. there's toxic masculinity,
hatred of queer people.Copy !req
585. We're fighting for these things,
these social movementsCopy !req
586. that Indigenous people had
pre-contact.Copy !req
587. Yeah.Copy !req
588. We're trying
to go back to somethingCopy !req
589. that was already here.Copy !req
590. The same thing's happening
in India.Copy !req
591. We've had queer people
in our histories, in our myths,Copy !req
592. in our religion,
and all of a suddenCopy !req
593. with colonialism,
it turned into, like,Copy !req
594. - "Oh, this is a bad thing."
Right.Copy !req
595. And now, they've left,
but they've left that behind.Copy !req
596. - It stays.
- Yeah, it stays.Copy !req
597. - It stays.
- And it stings.Copy !req
598. Which is what hurts,
'cause at some point in time,Copy !req
599. before we were colonized, people
were actually A-okay with this.Copy !req
600. - Not just okay.
Celebrated.Copy !req
601. - Celebrated, yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
602. I'm Métis
on my mom's side,Copy !req
603. we are Indigenous.Copy !req
604. Listening to Chelazon talk about
her Indigenous backgroundCopy !req
605. and culture,Copy !req
606. I really wanted
to talk about it and open up,Copy !req
607. but because
I come across so white,Copy !req
608. I don't feel comfortable talking
about it 'cause I'm scaredCopy !req
609. I am gonna be out of line
and out of place.Copy !req
610. We are here
to represent this award—Copy !req
611. Girl, you're saying it
all wrong.Copy !req
612. Since we are the look queens,Copy !req
613. it seems fitting that we are
presenting this award—Copy !req
614. Okay, you need to make sure
you're delivering the linesCopy !req
615. the way they're written.Copy !req
616. No, I know. I'm just trying to
memorize it.Copy !req
617. 'Cause they're coming off
differently.Copy !req
618. Are you guys, like,
are... you know...Copy !req
619. Are you there?Copy !req
620. Let's just say
it's a group challenge.Copy !req
621. - Ooh.
Oh, says enough.Copy !req
622. Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.Copy !req
623. It's Port Perry's own
princess of pizzazz,Copy !req
624. celebrity superstar stylist,
Brad Goreski.Copy !req
625. - Hi, Brooke Lynn.
I was wondering.Copy !req
626. What is your favourite
red carpet?Copy !req
627. Ooh, I'd say the SAG Awards.Copy !req
628. Oh, sag, just like your face.Copy !req
629. Oh, wow.Copy !req
630. I'm just kidding.
You're so beautiful.Copy !req
631. And, oh, my gosh.Copy !req
632. It's Canadian broadcasting
legend, Traci Melchor.Copy !req
633. Thanks, darling.Copy !req
634. Has anybody ever told you,
you look just like an Emmy?Copy !req
635. Yes, but what I'm known for
are my golden globes.Copy !req
636. I do love the twins.Copy !req
637. And she's the ultimate
anti-diva.Copy !req
638. It's Carole Pope!Copy !req
639. - Hi, gorgeous.
- Hey, Carole.Copy !req
640. What kind of girl
were you in "high school?"Copy !req
641. I really can't say.
It's "confidential."Copy !req
642. This week, we challenged
our queens to be the presentersCopy !req
643. and the nominees
at The Who Knows.Copy !req
644. Tonight, they are all plucked,Copy !req
645. tucked,
and ready to fu—Copy !req
646. —snatch a trophy.Copy !req
647. Racers, starts your engines,Copy !req
648. and may the best drag queen—Copy !req
649. I was robbed!
— win.Copy !req
650. Live from
a basement in Hollywood North,Copy !req
651. it's the first annual
Who Knows Awards.Copy !req
652. And now,
to present the first categoryCopy !req
653. of the evening
for Busiest Beaver,Copy !req
654. you don't know them,
but you do love them.Copy !req
655. Please welcome to the stage
Kaos, Lady Boom Boom,Copy !req
656. and Bombae.Copy !req
657. Good evening to all the ladies
and gay men watching at home.Copy !req
658. What she said.Copy !req
659. And welcome to the 100th
Who Knows Awards.Copy !req
660. Isn't it the first
Who Knows Awards?Copy !req
661. - I don't know.
- Do you know?Copy !req
662. - I don't know.
- Who Knows?Copy !req
663. We usually give out this award
for talented drag queens.Copy !req
664. But tonight,
we said fuck it!Copy !req
665. We are here tonight to present
the Busiest Beaver Award,Copy !req
666. but what does that mean?Copy !req
667. Who Knows?Copy !req
668. The dictionary defines a beaver
as a large, round, hairy mammal.Copy !req
669. Oh, Halal went home last week.Copy !req
670. - Ooh.Copy !req
671. It's okay, baby.
It's okay.Copy !req
672. Our first nominee is...Copy !req
673. Kimmy Couture,
the proof that the appleCopy !req
674. has fallen far, far, far,
far away from the tree.Copy !req
675. Miss Stake,
I mean Miss Moço.Copy !req
676. And our last nominee
is Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
677. Jada, even if you don't win,Copy !req
678. I'm sure you'll make
a great runner-up.Copy !req
679. That's if you could run.Copy !req
680. And the winner is...Copy !req
681. .. Jada Shada Hudson!Copy !req
682. Thank you guys so much for this
beautiful award tonight.Copy !req
683. Without God,
I wouldn't be here today.Copy !req
684. Can you just buy my book,
please?Copy !req
685. It's called
How to Kill a Ho in 24 daysCopy !req
686. by Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
687. Thank you!
Muah!Copy !req
688. Next up, Chelazon Leroux
and Gisèle Lullaby.Copy !req
689. - ... Who the fuck is that?
- Hi, hi. I don't know you.Copy !req
690. I've never seen these people
before in my life.Copy !req
691. I don't know you.
I know you.Copy !req
692. Hi, it's such an honour and
a privilege to be presentingCopy !req
693. at the most prestigious...Copy !req
694. .. the most amazing...Copy !req
695. .. the most glamourous...Copy !req
696. .. the award show that
everybody's been talking about.Copy !req
697. Yes, the, um, I got it, uh...Copy !req
698. Where...Copy !req
699. Who!
- Who Knows!Copy !req
700. Who Knows, exactly.
No, no, I watch it every year.Copy !req
701. I watch it.
I know it.Copy !req
702. I don't.Copy !req
703. The category is
The Nicest Caribooty.Copy !req
704. That's right,
the fluffiest of bannock bums.Copy !req
705. The plumpest of peaches.Copy !req
706. The most righteous of rumps.Copy !req
707. Mm.Copy !req
708. Here are the nominees
for The Nicest CaribootyCopy !req
709. of the year.Copy !req
710. So, no screen, no music.Copy !req
711. Okay.Copy !req
712. So here are the nominees.Copy !req
713. She has the biggest booty
on the block,Copy !req
714. Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
715. - Oh.Copy !req
716. We call her in Québec:
Une ostie de grosse pute.Copy !req
717. - A who?
- A slut.Copy !req
718. - Oh.Copy !req
719. - Lady Boom Boom.
- Me?Copy !req
720. They have what Da Vinci would
consider a masterpiece, Kaos.Copy !req
721. And the winner is...Copy !req
722. Kaos!Copy !req
723. I'd like to thank my mom
for her genetics, my doctor,Copy !req
724. and Brooke Lynn
for the referral.Copy !req
725. Thanks, girl.Copy !req
726. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
727. Please welcome to the stage,Copy !req
728. Jada Shada Hudson and Miss Moço.Copy !req
729. Brr, bitch!
Do you feel that?Copy !req
730. Oh, honey,
it's so cold in here.Copy !req
731. Oh.Copy !req
732. - Pfft.
- Carry on, carry on.Copy !req
733. - True north strong and free—
— zing!Copy !req
734. Freezing.
Canada is so cold!Copy !req
735. It's colder
than Brad's shoulder...Copy !req
736. .. when Rachel Zoe
walks in the room.Copy !req
737. Oh, so cold.Copy !req
738. Tonight, we are here
to present the awardCopy !req
739. for the Frostiest Queen.Copy !req
740. And the nominees are:Copy !req
741. She may have a cold face,
but it's just her... hard lace.Copy !req
742. Oh, it's Chelazon Leroux.Copy !req
743. Oh, it's an honour
to be nominated.Copy !req
744. With teeth like ice,
wigs, one word, lice!Copy !req
745. Ooh.Copy !req
746. Irma Gerd.Copy !req
747. She's broke,
and she's also a joke,Copy !req
748. and tonight, definitely...Copy !req
749. .. she's going to choke.Copy !req
750. - It's Fiercalicious!Copy !req
751. And the winners are...Copy !req
752. - The winner...
- The winner is...Copy !req
753. Chelazon Leroux!Copy !req
754. Oh!Copy !req
755. Thank you so much.Copy !req
756. You know, it's not always a bad
thing being a frosty bitch.Copy !req
757. I'd like to say
"You're welcome"Copy !req
758. to the team for saving you
on the energy bill.Copy !req
759. - AC is as expensive as fuck.Copy !req
760. Next up, Kimmy CoutureCopy !req
761. and Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
762. We got all dressed up today
in our most glamorous dragCopy !req
763. to present at the biggest,Copy !req
764. most extravagant
and world-renowned show,Copy !req
765. but unfortunately,
that one got cancelled,Copy !req
766. so we're stuck here
at The Who Knows.Copy !req
767. Since we look
the most stunning today,Copy !req
768. it feels very correctCopy !req
769. that we are here to present
to you the award for the...Copy !req
770. Best All-Dressed.Copy !req
771. Fierce,
you look really stunning today.Copy !req
772. Yeah, I didn't have
to make this outfit.Copy !req
773. - True.Copy !req
774. Kimmy, you're
from the House of Couture.Copy !req
775. I sure am.Copy !req
776. Well, what do you think
of these girls.Copy !req
777. Are they giving couture?Copy !req
778. Hm, more like cou-torn.Copy !req
779. Let's take a look
at the wannabes,Copy !req
780. I mean nominees.Copy !req
781. First, we have
Miss Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
782. Best dressed?Copy !req
783. More like best dressed
for the Golden Girls.Copy !req
784. Our second nominee is somebody
who is so creative,Copy !req
785. they could be a look queen,
if they didn't look likeCopy !req
786. they've been running away
from a hair brush, Bombae.Copy !req
787. And lastly, she's all the way
from Quebec City,Copy !req
788. and if you don't know
where that is,Copy !req
789. neither do we.Copy !req
790. Miss Lady Boom Boom,Copy !req
791. what is the French word
for couture?Copy !req
792. Couture.Copy !req
793. So we were bilingual
the whole entire time!Copy !req
794. Let's announce the winner,
shall we?Copy !req
795. And the winner is...Copy !req
796. Lady Boom Boom!Copy !req
797. - Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
798. Oh, just give it to me
right here.Copy !req
799. - Okay.Copy !req
800. - Congratulations, beautiful—
- Thanks, bitch.Copy !req
801. - Okay.Copy !req
802. I would like to say
I'm surprisedCopy !req
803. but I'm really not,Copy !req
804. and since I'm the kind of queen
that loves to give back,Copy !req
805. I'll be here all night long
giving fashion advice for freeCopy !req
806. 'cause clearly, you need some.Copy !req
807. And to present
the final award of the evening,Copy !req
808. Irma Gerd and Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
809. Oh, wow, the moon
is so beautiful tonight.Copy !req
810. - Irma, that's a studio light.
- Sure it is, sweetie.Copy !req
811. It's such an honour
to be presenting with youCopy !req
812. here tonight.Copy !req
813. It's like we're closing
The Who Know AwardsCopy !req
814. with east meeting west.Copy !req
815. I thought I was only
bi-coastal in college.Copy !req
816. Well, there is a time
for experimenting, you know.Copy !req
817. There sure is.Copy !req
818. Irma and I are living proof
that a little salt waterCopy !req
819. and some fresh ocean air
does absolutely nothingCopy !req
820. for your skin.Copy !req
821. - It's true.Copy !req
822. The category is
Lifetime Achievement...Copy !req
823. ..in Delusion.Copy !req
824. Our queens tonight
present a level of delusionCopy !req
825. that defies medical science.Copy !req
826. The nominee—
Do we do it?Copy !req
827. - Yeah.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
828. The nominee who puts
the "uh..."Copy !req
829. in "unaware,"
Chelazon Leroux!Copy !req
830. Our second nominee
spends so much timeCopy !req
831. with her head in the clouds,
her hair is more often wet.Copy !req
832. It's Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
833. - Thank you.Copy !req
834. And if eau de toilette
was the name of...Copy !req
835. .. if delusion
was an eau de toilette,Copy !req
836. it would smell kind of like
our third nominee,Copy !req
837. Gisèle Lullaby.Copy !req
838. - Brilliant.Copy !req
839. And the winner is...Copy !req
840. Oh, my goodness.
It's me!Copy !req
841. I won!Copy !req
842. Oh, I'd like to thank
the Academy—Copy !req
843. Let me see this.
One second.Copy !req
844. Irma Gerd,
you are so delusional.Copy !req
845. The winner of the Lifetime
Achievement in Delusion is...Copy !req
846. Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
847. Oh, my God!
I'm a winner, baby!Copy !req
848. I know exactly why
I won this award.Copy !req
849. I'm perfect, beautiful,
stunning, talented,Copy !req
850. and very modest.Copy !req
851. - Thank you, guys, so much.
Bye.Copy !req
852. Thank you very much
and good night!Copy !req
853. Category is...Copy !req
854. Goddesses of the Ancient World.Copy !req
855. First up, Kaos.Copy !req
856. I'm Marzana,
the goddess of winter.Copy !req
857. Winter is coming.Copy !req
858. My teeth are chattering,
my ears are frozen,Copy !req
859. but I am giving you glamour.Copy !req
860. I'm serving you cold,
frosty, goddess realness.Copy !req
861. She just broke the winternet.Copy !req
862. Bombae.Copy !req
863. For this runway,Copy !req
864. I'm stomping down as
a traditional Kathakali dancer.Copy !req
865. She has no career in burglary,Copy !req
866. I'll tell you
that much right now.Copy !req
867. The goddess I've chosen
is Shikhandi,Copy !req
868. a god that transcends gender.Copy !req
869. Painted for the goddesses.Copy !req
870. I'm here to show
the world that we're queerCopy !req
871. and we've always been here.Copy !req
872. Lady Boom Boom.Copy !req
873. I chose Cupid
because I love to love.Copy !req
874. It's about Valen-time
we saw a look like this.Copy !req
875. "Cupid" means
"passionate desire" in Latin,Copy !req
876. and I think I embody that
when I'm in drag.Copy !req
877. Did she prepare this look,
or is she just winging it?Copy !req
878. I wanna show the judgesCopy !req
879. that I can sell
any kind of garment,Copy !req
880. even though there's not that
much garment going on here.Copy !req
881. I wanna make the judges
fall in love with me.Copy !req
882. Bing!Copy !req
883. Miss Moço.
I am AtaeginaCopy !req
884. and she is goddess
of the underworld.Copy !req
885. She has legs for days
and beat face.Copy !req
886. She is cinched
for the goddesses.Copy !req
887. I love a strong, witchy bitch,Copy !req
888. and I feel like that bitch.Copy !req
889. Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
890. I am the African goddess,
Miss Mami Wata,Copy !req
891. half snake and half fish.Copy !req
892. I am slithering down the runway,Copy !req
893. and I'm here to swallow up
the competition, baby.Copy !req
894. I love a queen
with a sharp tongue.Copy !req
895. I'm feeling it, honey.Copy !req
896. I'm just shedding
all over the stage.Copy !req
897. Damn, Nagini got back.Copy !req
898. work, work, workCopy !req
899. Chelazon Leroux.Copy !req
900. The goddess
I choose is Sky Woman,Copy !req
901. who is a First Nations
creation story.Copy !req
902. She fell
onto the back of a turtle,Copy !req
903. and started to create
this beautiful continentCopy !req
904. we now know as North America.Copy !req
905. I am showing the judges
big hair, a beautiful dress,Copy !req
906. and the most stunning goddess
on Turtle Island.Copy !req
907. She's the creator
of all things sickening!Copy !req
908. Gisèle Lullaby.Copy !req
909. I am the goddess
of the forest,Copy !req
910. delicate and vicious!Copy !req
911. Miss Branchie, Miss Branchie!Copy !req
912. I wanna show the judges
I can do anything.Copy !req
913. Is she a fairy?
Is she a nymph?Copy !req
914. She's a creature
that's gonna eat youCopy !req
915. in the forest for dinner.Copy !req
916. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!Copy !req
917. Does anyone have
an antihistamine?Copy !req
918. Kimmy Couture.Copy !req
919. I'm giving you
goddess of the sun.Copy !req
920. I don't know
who the fuck she is,Copy !req
921. but, bitch,
she looks correct.Copy !req
922. Talk about sunny side up.Copy !req
923. The costume is correct.
The makeup is correct.Copy !req
924. Bitch, I'm working this cape
like no motherfucking tomorrow,Copy !req
925. and she's about to fly
and replace the actual sun.Copy !req
926. She's got a solar "flair"
for the dramatic.Copy !req
927. Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
928. I am embodying
the goddess Oshun.Copy !req
929. She's the goddess
of beauty and vanity.Copy !req
930. I'm covered in mirrors.Copy !req
931. Oh, I do look good, don't I?Copy !req
932. I want the judges
to soak all of this up,Copy !req
933. from head to toe.Copy !req
934. I'm beautiful.
I'm perfect.Copy !req
935. And I'm full of myself.Copy !req
936. Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
937. Oh!Copy !req
938. I am Freya of Norse mythology.Copy !req
939. I ride over the battlefield
with my golden chariot,Copy !req
940. led by giant cats.Copy !req
941. Hey, kitty girl.Copy !req
942. My armour is glistening.
My hair flouncing,Copy !req
943. ears perked.Copy !req
944. This puss
is going straight to the top.Copy !req
945. That is a hairy pussy.Copy !req
946. Meow.Copy !req
947. And finally, Irma Gerd.Copy !req
948. I am
the goddess Discordia,Copy !req
949. Roman goddess of chaos.Copy !req
950. So, Miss Discordia
shows up at a wedding,Copy !req
951. and brings a gift
of a golden appleCopy !req
952. to the prettiest person
in the room.Copy !req
953. Oh, I want a snack.Copy !req
954. She just leaves it
on the feasting tableCopy !req
955. for everybody to fight over,Copy !req
956. and joyously partakes
in a bite of a hotdog.Copy !req
957. Irma Gerd,
more like "Irma Gerdess."Copy !req
958. Welcome, queens,Copy !req
959. or should I say
"Welcome, goddesses?"Copy !req
960. Based on your performance
in the maxi challenge,Copy !req
961. and your runway presentations,Copy !req
962. the judges have made
some decisions.Copy !req
963. When I call your name,
please step forward.Copy !req
964. Bombae, Gisèle Lullaby,Copy !req
965. Lady Boom Boom, Kaos,Copy !req
966. Vivian Vanderpuss.Copy !req
967. You are all...Copy !req
968. safe.Copy !req
969. You may go untuck
in the Werk Room.Copy !req
970. Thank you.Copy !req
971. Queens, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week,Copy !req
972. and even though
this was a group challenge,Copy !req
973. you will be judged individually.Copy !req
974. It is now time
for the judges' critiques.Copy !req
975. First up, Miss Moço.Copy !req
976. - You look spectacular.
- Thank you.Copy !req
977. There's such an elegance
and a grace to this look,Copy !req
978. which is why
it took me by surpriseCopy !req
979. when you had
this guttural scream.Copy !req
980. Were you screaming for a reason?Copy !req
981. I'm hitting a few speed bumps,Copy !req
982. and so I just thought
this was the perfect momentCopy !req
983. to just let
out that emotion.Copy !req
984. Well, it made your runway and
this look really come to life.Copy !req
985. I like that
you just went for it.Copy !req
986. That... that
really impressed me.Copy !req
987. A big part of this week
was the challenge.Copy !req
988. That's weighing really,
really heavily on our decisionCopy !req
989. that we are making.Copy !req
990. - Yes.
- It was not good.Copy !req
991. To be frank with you.Copy !req
992. Just in terms of
the delivery of jokes,Copy !req
993. there were so many long pauses.Copy !req
994. Like, you told
the Rachel Zoe joke to meCopy !req
995. funnier yesterday
in the Werk Room than it wasCopy !req
996. in the actual challenge.Copy !req
997. The jokes didn't hit,Copy !req
998. and I was really shockedCopy !req
999. because you and Jada
work togetherCopy !req
1000. on a regular basis,
hosting shows.Copy !req
1001. I know.Copy !req
1002. I just did not see
that chemistry tonight.Copy !req
1003. Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
1004. Toronto's Turn-up Queen.Copy !req
1005. This week, you were
a little bit turned down.Copy !req
1006. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
1007. I know Miss Moço,
she missed a line,Copy !req
1008. and then it messed me up
as well,Copy !req
1009. and I still love my sister,
and I...Copy !req
1010. - I love you, sis.
- I—Copy !req
1011. We... yeah, we fucked up.Copy !req
1012. I felt like you were
very much in your head.Copy !req
1013. You're naturally funny.Copy !req
1014. All you have to do
to succeed is be yourself.Copy !req
1015. You don't have
to put on this airCopy !req
1016. of what you think we want.Copy !req
1017. We want you.
That's why you're here.Copy !req
1018. I'm looking at you tonight.Copy !req
1019. You know,
you have your gold on.Copy !req
1020. The Who Knows,
I do like a power suit,Copy !req
1021. but as an awards presenter,Copy !req
1022. I would have liked
to have seen something bejeweledCopy !req
1023. and va— ba—bejazzled.Copy !req
1024. Vajazzled?
Vajazzled?Copy !req
1025. Oh, Traci!Copy !req
1026. What's going on under that gown?Copy !req
1027. Bejeweled and bejazzled,
yes, yes.Copy !req
1028. I thought Brooke Lynn
was the only one vajazzledCopy !req
1029. on this panel.Copy !req
1030. Oh, you know,
I've got my secrets.Copy !req
1031. Your makeup looks beautiful.
You look so pretty.Copy !req
1032. Thank you.Copy !req
1033. Your skin is glowing.Copy !req
1034. And, Jada, I'm so glad
to see your hair backCopy !req
1035. because all we wanna do
is see this gorgeous face.Copy !req
1036. Thank you.Copy !req
1037. Chelazon Leroux.Copy !req
1038. During the award show,
you were so good.Copy !req
1039. You were so easy, and natural,
and full of energy.Copy !req
1040. It reminded me of, like,
a Tina Fey, Amy Poehler moment.Copy !req
1041. That moment where you turned
to acknowledge the screenCopy !req
1042. was so funny,
and so beautifully executed.Copy !req
1043. You should be very proud
of what you did tonight, yeah.Copy !req
1044. Thank you.
That means a lot.Copy !req
1045. And I love the goddess,
I love the eye makeupCopy !req
1046. and the hands.Copy !req
1047. Very beautiful.Copy !req
1048. I appreciate that.
You're beautiful.Copy !req
1049. - No, you.
- No, you.Copy !req
1050. - No, you.
- No, me.Copy !req
1051. - Oh, sorry.Copy !req
1052. Here's my thing...
The makeup, amazing.Copy !req
1053. Hair, beautiful.
I wanna see more drag.Copy !req
1054. Do you know
what I'm saying here?Copy !req
1055. Yeah.Copy !req
1056. I've seen cut-off shorts
and a corset.Copy !req
1057. I've seen a black dress
with graffiti,Copy !req
1058. and now I'm seeing
another black dress.Copy !req
1059. I think my sense of drag is,
like, very simplistic.Copy !req
1060. Which is fine,
and you can do that,Copy !req
1061. but you can still
accessorize it with something.Copy !req
1062. That's fair.Copy !req
1063. I wanna see what else
you can do.Copy !req
1064. Do you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1065. We did see
turquoise and feathers.Copy !req
1066. We did, yes, you are right.Copy !req
1067. We did see
turquoise and feathers,Copy !req
1068. and that was a great look.Copy !req
1069. I wanna see more of that girl.Copy !req
1070. Thank you.Copy !req
1071. Kimmy Couture,
you look incredible.Copy !req
1072. You are the only one
for me tonightCopy !req
1073. who truly dominated the runway.Copy !req
1074. You, like, made it your bitch,
like you stomped it.Copy !req
1075. That fabric was flowing.
The jewels were glistening.Copy !req
1076. You were feeling the fantasy,
and so were we.Copy !req
1077. You were literally
a beam of sunshine.Copy !req
1078. Really, I just have
two words for you:Copy !req
1079. breathtaking and gorgeous.Copy !req
1080. Thank you.Copy !req
1081. Tell us about your goddess.Copy !req
1082. So I went on Google,
and I searched it,Copy !req
1083. and then I found this bitch that
I've never heard before.Copy !req
1084. I just really wanted to show
some sun because I feel likeCopy !req
1085. I'm like a ball of fire.Copy !req
1086. Well, you nailed it.
It all worked.Copy !req
1087. Thank you.Copy !req
1088. And I'm still not sure
what the answer is,Copy !req
1089. but I don't...Copy !req
1090. But the answer
is all of this fabulous.Copy !req
1091. - That's what my answer is.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1092. In the challenge,
you were so good.Copy !req
1093. And I'm not gonna lie,
I was a little bit worriedCopy !req
1094. about you two, '
cause I was like,Copy !req
1095. "They can't be
that pretty and be funny."Copy !req
1096. And it turns out you can be.Copy !req
1097. Keep that up.Copy !req
1098. I'm really excited to see
what you have in store.Copy !req
1099. Thanks so much.Copy !req
1100. Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
1101. Your Who Knows look,
I was just like,Copy !req
1102. "Leave some pretty
for the rest of us."Copy !req
1103. And then you were funny too!Copy !req
1104. The material was smartCopy !req
1105. and really felt like
award show banter.Copy !req
1106. And this tonight,
for me, is Met Gala...Copy !req
1107. Thank you.Copy !req
1108. like you look like Milan,
Paris.Copy !req
1109. You're just ready
for the runway.Copy !req
1110. You were so captivating
to watch.Copy !req
1111. Thank you.Copy !req
1112. Hi, Irma Gerd.Copy !req
1113. I loved your look
for The Who Knows,Copy !req
1114. and I thought you really
hit the ground running.Copy !req
1115. Like, you had a really good
banter and some jokes,Copy !req
1116. and then somewhere along
the way, you lost yourself,Copy !req
1117. and then you found yourself
a little bit,Copy !req
1118. and then
you lost it again.Copy !req
1119. It was very hit and miss.Copy !req
1120. - It was.
- But you still look fabulous.Copy !req
1121. Thank you.Copy !req
1122. Now, on the runway, I wanna
be able to look at thingsCopy !req
1123. and kind of understand
what the goddess is about.Copy !req
1124. And, you did not
give me discord.Copy !req
1125. You did not give me chaos.
I wanted more.Copy !req
1126. You need to go full in,
you know?Copy !req
1127. - Okay.
- If that make sense.Copy !req
1128. Yep.Copy !req
1129. Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
1130. While you untuck
in the Werk Room,Copy !req
1131. the judges will deliberate.Copy !req
1132. - You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1133. - Ah!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1134. Hi!Copy !req
1135. I feel so amazingCopy !req
1136. that I am in the top this week.Copy !req
1137. I could possibly
win this challenge.Copy !req
1138. It was amazing.Copy !req
1139. Me and Kimmy surprised everyone,
and we're in the top!Copy !req
1140. Yay!
Congratulations.Copy !req
1141. A lot of you bitches doubted us,Copy !req
1142. and I heard a lot of you
making comments.Copy !req
1143. I mean, we also heard
the two of you fight a lot,Copy !req
1144. so...Copy !req
1145. Chelazon,
I still do thinkCopy !req
1146. that you were being shady
putting us together.Copy !req
1147. Okay, I have a question
about that.Copy !req
1148. That's your friend!Copy !req
1149. Why do you think it's shady
that I put you with your sister?Copy !req
1150. Um, did you think
that either of us is funny?Copy !req
1151. No, I thought
that you two were sisters.Copy !req
1152. No, no, no.
So, no.Copy !req
1153. No, you answered the question.Copy !req
1154. No, don't recontextualize
my words.Copy !req
1155. I said
I knew you two were friends,Copy !req
1156. so I just wanted
to put you togetherCopy !req
1157. 'cause I knew
you would work well together.Copy !req
1158. I don't know why you thought
that was shady.Copy !req
1159. To me, the math
is not mathing in this moment.Copy !req
1160. When you got announced that
you were allowed to pickCopy !req
1161. who the pairings are,
you looked at me,Copy !req
1162. and you winked at me, and then
you brought Kimmy over to me.Copy !req
1163. So I did think
that there was shade there.Copy !req
1164. It was trying to be
like a friendly moment.Copy !req
1165. - How is a wink shady, girl?Copy !req
1166. How could you take
a wink as a shade?Copy !req
1167. - Well, I did.
- Okay, well, it wasn't.Copy !req
1168. Okay.Copy !req
1169. So now that I know
that the power of a winkCopy !req
1170. can make a girl feel insecure,
I'm going to be winkingCopy !req
1171. at every single bitch
in this room.Copy !req
1172. Honestly,
a lot of you surprised meCopy !req
1173. because there's
a lot of funny girls in here,Copy !req
1174. and you guys didn't turn it out
like I thought you would.Copy !req
1175. And then me and Kimmy,
who I thoughtCopy !req
1176. were the unfunniest
were in the top.Copy !req
1177. When we walked back there,
I was like "I'm in the bottom."Copy !req
1178. I just had a feeling,
and I was right.Copy !req
1179. I feel bad about it.Copy !req
1180. I'm in the bottom
in a comedy challenge,Copy !req
1181. not where I wanted to be.Copy !req
1182. How do you feel,
Jada, mon chou.Copy !req
1183. It does not feel good.Copy !req
1184. I bombed so hard,
like, I felt it.Copy !req
1185. Just listening
to the judges' critiques,Copy !req
1186. I felt like I disappointed them.Copy !req
1187. I think the worst feelingCopy !req
1188. is knowing that
I created this mess,Copy !req
1189. and I've potentially
put her in the bottom.Copy !req
1190. It is a very good chance
that I'll be lip synching again,Copy !req
1191. and if I have to lip synch
against Jada...Copy !req
1192. All right,
just between us trophy wives,Copy !req
1193. what do you think?Copy !req
1194. Let's start with Miss Moço.Copy !req
1195. That was disappointing.Copy !req
1196. - Her looks were great.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
1197. Her performance?
It was lacklustre.Copy !req
1198. It was like workCopy !req
1199. waiting for the jokes
to come out.Copy !req
1200. It was just like
dead air, dead air.Copy !req
1201. We saw that energy
in her runway tonight.Copy !req
1202. - And her lip synch last.
- Yes!Copy !req
1203. And her lip synch,
like she is a good performer,Copy !req
1204. but tonight
it really fell flat.Copy !req
1205. Jada Shada Hudson.Copy !req
1206. Her runway look, I didn't feel
like she was confident in it.Copy !req
1207. The Who Knows
performance was off.Copy !req
1208. It looked like
she was strugglingCopy !req
1209. to find her next line.Copy !req
1210. You keep on calling her
"The Turn-up Queen."Copy !req
1211. I haven't seen her
perform before.Copy !req
1212. You haven't seen
the turn up?Copy !req
1213. And I want to see her turn up.Copy !req
1214. Chelazon Leroux.Copy !req
1215. She's surprising me,
and I'm liking what I'm seeing.Copy !req
1216. She's funny.
She's beautiful.Copy !req
1217. She's very confident.Copy !req
1218. She looked like
she was having so much fun,Copy !req
1219. and it made it fun
to watch her.Copy !req
1220. We just saw a different side of
her that we hadn't seen before.Copy !req
1221. Tonight, she really
came out of her "Shell-azon."Copy !req
1222. Kimmy Couture.Copy !req
1223. - Funny.
- Funny!Copy !req
1224. When it was showtime,
they were able to make it work.Copy !req
1225. And that's what matters.Copy !req
1226. That runway look, incredible.Copy !req
1227. - Beautiful.
- So beautiful.Copy !req
1228. It was incredible,
like, if you break it down,Copy !req
1229. it was a bra, and panty,
and a headpiece, and a cape,Copy !req
1230. but all the things added to it.Copy !req
1231. That's how you elevate something
simple, like a bra and a panty.Copy !req
1232. And she's young, and she has
a little body that can do it.Copy !req
1233. Like me.Copy !req
1234. I've always wanted to see you
in a bra and panty.Copy !req
1235. I have to say.Copy !req
1236. You didn't get those photos
I sent you?Copy !req
1237. Let me check my phone.Copy !req
1238. - Oh, Bradley!Copy !req
1239. Get a room.Copy !req
1240. Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
1241. Such a beautiful runway
presentation.Copy !req
1242. The hair,
the attention to detail,Copy !req
1243. the mirrors on the nails,
the way that she served it.Copy !req
1244. Just beautiful, effortless.Copy !req
1245. But if I think back
on the challenge,Copy !req
1246. I'll be honest.Copy !req
1247. I remember Kimmy more
than I remember Fierce.Copy !req
1248. Miss Fiercalicious had jokes,
but Kimmy had jokes.Copy !req
1249. - Yeah, she had joke-jokes.
She had joke-jokes.Copy !req
1250. When she came out
in that dress.Copy !req
1251. - Oh!
- Ai-ai, ai-ai-ai!Copy !req
1252. They look like A-list
award show presenters.Copy !req
1253. At a D-list show.Copy !req
1254. D-list?
That is very kind.Copy !req
1255. Irma Gerd.Copy !req
1256. If you are going to be
a comedy queen,Copy !req
1257. you better come out here
and be funny.Copy !req
1258. Absolutely.Copy !req
1259. And, yes, there were glimpses
and glimmers of it, but—Copy !req
1260. There were moments.Copy !req
1261. There wasn't enough.Copy !req
1262. She needs to embrace
her inner insanity.Copy !req
1263. - The inner chaos.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1264. I did not care
for the runway look.Copy !req
1265. I did not get discord.
I did not get chaos.Copy !req
1266. It was all colourful,
happy colours.Copy !req
1267. I'm really surprised
you didn't go off on the shoe.Copy !req
1268. There was so much to go off on.Copy !req
1269. - I mean...Copy !req
1270. It is week two.
I have to pick my battles.Copy !req
1271. Okay, I think
we've reached a decision now.Copy !req
1272. - Mm.
Yeah?Copy !req
1273. All right, bring
back our 20th Century Foxes.Copy !req
1274. Welcome back, queens.
We have made some decisions.Copy !req
1275. And the nominees
for Best PerformanceCopy !req
1276. in a Maxi Challenge are:Copy !req
1277. Chelazon Leroux,Copy !req
1278. Kimmy Couture,
and Miss Fiercalicious.Copy !req
1279. And the winner is...Copy !req
1280. I'm so nervous.Copy !req
1281. Kimmy Couture!Copy !req
1282. Condragulations!Copy !req
1283. You have won
a cash tip of $5000,Copy !req
1284. and a weekend getaway
in Prince Edward County,Copy !req
1285. courtesy of Welcome to the Dans.Copy !req
1286. - Ooh!
- Better take me, bitch.Copy !req
1287. We were a team, but since
we were judged individually,Copy !req
1288. I guess I was funnier than her.Copy !req
1289. So bitch... boom.Copy !req
1290. You may move
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1291. Chelazon Leroux,
Miss Fiercalicious...Copy !req
1292. - you are both safe.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1293. You may join your sisters.Copy !req
1294. Miss Moço,Copy !req
1295. your look
was on the right track,Copy !req
1296. but in the challenge,
you went off the rails.Copy !req
1297. Jada Shada Hudson,
you are a standout queen,Copy !req
1298. but at the awards,
you got lost in the crowd.Copy !req
1299. Irma Gerd, we know you can swim
with the best of them,Copy !req
1300. but in the maxi,
you were a fish out of water.Copy !req
1301. Miss Moço...Copy !req
1302. I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.Copy !req
1303. Jada Shada Hudson...Copy !req
1304. I'm sorry, but you are also
up for elimination.Copy !req
1305. - Irma Gerd, you're safe.Copy !req
1306. You may join your sisters.Copy !req
1307. Two queens stand before us.Copy !req
1308. Prior to tonight,Copy !req
1309. you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performanceCopy !req
1310. of High School ConfidentialCopy !req
1311. by Rough Trade,
starring Carole Pope.Copy !req
1312. This is your last chance
to impress us,Copy !req
1313. and save yourself
from... elimination!Copy !req
1314. - The time has come...Copy !req
1315. for you to lip synchCopy !req
1316. for... your... life!Copy !req
1317. Good luck,Copy !req
1318. and don't fuck... it... up.Copy !req
1319. a high schoolCopy !req
1320. a candy pink CadillacCopy !req
1321. Yes!Copy !req
1322. I love you, girl.Copy !req
1323. I love you, baby.Copy !req
1324. Queens,
we have made our decision.Copy !req
1325. Jada Shada Hudson,Copy !req
1326. shantay, you stay.Copy !req
1327. If I was gonna go out,
it was gonna be by you, bitch.Copy !req
1328. - I love you so much.
- I love you.Copy !req
1329. You may join your sisters.Copy !req
1330. Miss Moço,
you may be a quiet queen,Copy !req
1331. but it is loud and clear
that you are a star.Copy !req
1332. - Thank you.
- Now, sashay away.Copy !req
1333. I love you!Copy !req
1334. Love you!Copy !req
1335. She came
and she found her waist.Copy !req
1336. - Obrigada até logo!Copy !req
1337. - Obrigada.Copy !req
1338. My mom always says
that regrets are useless.Copy !req
1339. There's no sense worrying about
things that have happened,Copy !req
1340. because you can't change
the outcome,Copy !req
1341. so no regrets.Copy !req
1342. I'm happy that I've made
my little impressionCopy !req
1343. on season three,
and at the end of the day,Copy !req
1344. I'm pretty proud.Copy !req
1345. Condragulations, queens.
You live to slay another day.Copy !req
1346. Remember...Copy !req
1347. stay true north
strong and what?Copy !req
1348. Fierce!Copy !req
1349. Now, let the music play!Copy !req
1350. French tipCopy !req
1351. you wear it wellCopy !req
1352. ooh-ooh-ooh-oohCopy !req
1353. work it for me, meCopy !req
1354. you wear it wellCopy !req
1355. Next time,
on Canada's Drag Race.Copy !req
1356. You will lip synchCopy !req
1357. for... your... life...Copy !req
1358. in pairs.Copy !req
1359. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo!Copy !req
1360. - No!Copy !req
1361. I'm not happy with you at all.Copy !req
1362. I think that the reaction
is kind of the most.Copy !req
1363. That's so unprofessional!Copy !req
1364. It just wasn't enough.Copy !req
1365. When you came out,
I was like "Mm!"Copy !req
1366. My eyes kept traveling to—Copy !req
1367. Okay, well,
you do have a type.Copy !req
1368. - Oop!Copy !req