Canada's Drag Race 2x7

1. Previously, on Canada's Drag Race.

2. We're throwing the sinner's ball.

3. You'll need to serve three distinct looks:

4. Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll,

5. ugly as sin, and...

6. a look based on one of the seven deadly sins.

7. Icesis Couture, condragulations!

8. - Thank you so much.

9. Kendall Gender, shantay, you stay.

10. Synthia, sashay away.

11. Oh, my God!

12. Synthia's not in this competition anymore,

13. and I am so overcome with emotions.

14. Holy shit.

15. I really want to take a moment and, like, appreciate the artist

16. and the, like, spectacular human being

17. that is Synthia Kiss.

18. I have seen her from literally the first week she started drag.

19. We've been with her since literally day one.

20. Synthia is such a star.

21. She came in here, left her mark,

22. and, it all ends with a kiss.

23. - We love you so much, Synthia. - Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!

24. I love you so much.

25. It was a little bit sad

26. 'cause the sisters had to go against each other,

27. but, they needed to be split up anyway, so...

28. Fuck! - Woo!

29. - Let's take a load off. - Yeah.

30. Please, I need your love and energy.

31. Yeah.

32. Kendall, your tit!

33. Your tit is fully out!

34. Were the nipples out the entire time I was performing?

35. No. No.

36. Performing? Were they out?

37. I don't think so.

38. Shh!

39. This is absolutely the furthest thing

40. that I would ever wear to perform.

41. Yeah.

42. So, I was like, I was like, "You know what?"

43. I just have to pretend like I'm wearing

44. a fucking Beyoncé leotard."

45. Of course. - A body suit.

46. Of course! See, you know what?

47. In retrospect, I probably should have

48. fucking designed a body suit like I wanted to.

49. If you asked me, dead ass,

50. did I think I was gonna lip synch?

51. No, I didn't.

52. But, that doesn't mean that when she gets on stage...

53. Honey, she's gonna, she's gonna do it.

54. Baby!

55. I said I wanted to see you perform, bitch,

56. and you did not disappoint.

57. - At all. Wow!

58. We had that moment in between our eyes where it was like,

59. "Oh, bitch, I'm not giving you half-assed.

60. Make some good TV.

61. She's like, "I'm gonna give you a hundred."

62. And I was like, "I'm gonna do it too."

63. This is what I do

64. and I am showing them that I deserve to be here

65. and I want to be here.

66. - Congrats. - Thank you.

67. You're still here. Congrats to all of us.

68. - We're the top six. - Holy shit.

69. - Oh! The race is heating up.

70. It is no longer a jog, so I'm switching to my sprinting shoes.

71. Well, bitches, I need to get this motherfucking snake

72. off this motherfucking body!

73. Let's go!

74. Do it!

75. I'm already half out of my fucking costume.

76. Might as well just rip it open!

77. - Ew!

78. I literally look like I haven't slept in so long.

79. We haven't. Let's be real.

80. Who wants to have a slumber party?

81. Come on! Ha-ha-ha!

82. No one? Okay.

83. The winner of Canada's Drag Race

84. receives as sickening supply

85. of beauty products from Shopper's Drug Mart,

86. and a cash prize of $100,000.

87. With Amanda Brugel,

88. Brad Goreski,

89. and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

90. With tonight's extra special guest judge, Emma Hunter.

91. - Ooh, baby!

92. Top six!

93. It is a new day in the Werk Room,

94. and I am feeling absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

95. I'm excited to see what the day holds for me.

96. Maybe another win.

97. Well, I guess we have to say congratulations to this bitch.

98. - Yay!

99. She won the ball!

100. She won another design challenge.

101. So, I was in the top, but I didn't win.

102. I feel a little disappointed,

103. especially considering the amount of work

104. that I put in each look.

105. Good for you.

106. You really worked that underwear and just draped—

107. The height of design, I must say.

108. I don't know. It's like...

109. I made a whole fitted dress,

110. and Icesis wore black underwear

111. with chains, no wig, nothing.

112. A five year old child can do that.

113. You know, I was really bitter at first, you know.

114. - At first?

115. She is not happy with me.

116. We were all friends, and all of a sudden,

117. now everybody wants to attack me, but it's okay.

118. Come for me, bitches. Come for me.

119. At the end of the day, it is what it is, you know?

120. You won, and let's move on.

121. - Oh. - Amen, amen.

122. O Canada!

123. She done already done had herses.

124. - Hey, queens.

125. You bring the beef. She'll bring the buns.

126. And if her grill is busted,

127. make her eat it.

128. Ooh.

129. That makes no sense.

130. Bonjour, mes fashionistas!

131. - Hi! - Come on.

132. You know, queens,

133. some things never go out of style.

134. A little black dress, a pair of white briefs,

135. and of course, reading to filth everything your sisters wear.

136. Oh, no!

137. That's why, in this week's mini challenge,

138. I'm inviting each of you to sound off on the highs

139. and lows of this season's fashion moments,

140. on my new show, Fashion Puh-leeze.

141. - Do you get it? I get it.

142. - Yeah, I like it. - Come on, Joan.

143. In groups of two, you'll join me in the studio to toot and boot

144. some of the most memorable looks of the season.

145. Girl, feelings gonna be hurt.

146. This is an improv challenge, and you'll be judged individually.

147. So, if you wanna win, you better bring the funny, honey.

148. Now, go!

149. Ah! Excuse me.

150. Oh, the chaos!

151. Come through, queens.

152. Is she feeling gorgeous?

153. Stunning.

154. - Hey, everyone.

155. I'm Brad Goreski, and you're watching Fashion Puh-leeze,

156. the show where we gag over and drag

157. Canada's Drag Race most famous looks.

158. - Wow. - We said yellow.

159. - Indeed.

160. So, what did you think of Icesis' glampshade look?

161. Did it light you up, or did it turn you off?

162. You know, we do love yellow,

163. and usually I like to let that mellow,

164. but this bitch, I'm gonna flush down the fucking toilet.

165. I don't know who she is, but she looks like a winner to me.

166. Oh, yes?

167. Would you say she's sophisticated?

168. Some may say. Some may not.

169. Careful, bitch.

170. T-T-Tacky. Did I say that already?

171. - Girl. - Woo, next girl.

172. Next up, who wore it better?

173. Holy Hell edition.

174. Which reveal made you squeal?

175. That was predictable.

176. You know what?

177. This is very when you order it online

178. and when it arrives a-ha!

179. The devil is in the details, and where are the details, Kendall?

180. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

181. Shady, shady lady.

182. Let me tell you somethin' about Pythia.

183. All those hands reaching for all those no places, baby.

184. Pythia wins, hands down!

185. The delusion of her fashion is greater than her execution.

186. Pyth-see-ya, later.

187. Okay!

188. Next up, it's Kimora's homage

189. to Debra Cox.

190. What do you think?

191. Hm.

192. Very Big Bird going to Sesame Street gala.

193. It doesn't ruffle my feathers.

194. Oh! - Let's just say.

195. It's fab, girl. Let me tell you.

196. - The feathers! - Mm.

197. - The stones! - Yes!

198. - The fringe! - Yes!

199. - It's over! - Yes!

200. Tens! Tens! Tens! Tens across the board!

201. It's the first time her outfit has been louder than her mouth.

202. Next up, it's another "Who wore it better?"

203. This time, it's the queens who stopped traffic.

204. Do not enter Pythia because, she is what?

205. Sickening. She's on point, if I might say.

206. Honey, she's got a cone head.

207. It's a traffic do, not a traffic don't.

208. Exactly.

209. This old thing?

210. This bitch just keeps on winning in all these toots and boots,

211. but that's no big deal!

212. That's totally fine! Ha-ha-ha!

213. Last up, we have Gia Metric's

214. premiere party eleganza?

215. Oh.

216. Well, she's clearly playing with fucking shapes,

217. and that's a rectangle.

218. It's definitely a choice.

219. - It is. - Look at her face.

220. She's not even convincing herself.

221. I'm in love with the hair, though.

222. - Are you? - No.

223. Well, that's all the time we have for today.

224. Thanks for watching. Say it with me.

225. Fashion, Puh-leeze!

226. That was great. We really are a trio.

227. - We are! - Who's the Beyoncé?

228. Me.

229. Dolls, you were all she-larious,

230. but one of you was right on the funny.

231. The winner of this week's mini challenge is

232. Kendall Gender!

233. - Oh, my God!

234. Really? Oh, my God!

235. Ah! What the fuck!

236. Y'all said I was basic.

237. Who won the fashion reading challenge, bitch?

238. You've won a $2500 cash tip

239. courtesy of the Men's Room.

240. Come on, Men's Room!

241. Thank you so much.

242. Now that you've burnt each other to a crisp,

243. it's time for the main course.

244. For this week's maxi challenge, we will be having a roast.

245. A comedy challenge.

246. Even though I don't eat meat, I am ready to roast, bitch.

247. And our guest of dishonour

248. is none other than Queen of the North,

249. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

250. - Oh, my God! - Ooh!

251. Oh, no!

252. I love Brooke Lynn. I don't wanna roast her.

253. Oh, bitch.

254. Brooke don't smile.

255. The bitch can't smile no more,

256. so, this is gon' be difficult.

257. You'll be mentored by myself, and the hilarious Emma Hunter.

258. Thank God we have a comedy specialist to help us.

259. We are not comedy queens,

260. none of us.

261. And queens, everyone is fair game for a cookin',

262. so don't hold back.

263. I won't.

264. Kendall Gender, as winner of the mini challenge,

265. you will be choosing the performance order.

266. Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

267. So, it is time to kinda figure out what order everyone wants,

268. what we're thinking.

269. Where would you like to go?

270. I will say I do wanna be the first.

271. Oh!

272. I'm gonna set the tone, set the mood.

273. I'm kind of at the bottom of the competition right now.

274. This week is my time to prove why they saved me last week

275. and who the fuck Kendall Gender is, bitch.

276. I want to be number one.

277. I'm really shocked by Kendall.

278. I know, for sure, I wouldn't like to open.

279. It's definitely the biggest risk.

280. The two coveted spots are always at the beginning and the end.

281. I will say, in my head,

282. I was leaning towards one of you at the end,

283. just for like the strength, just for like the comedy chops

284. and your kind of, like, delivery and power.

285. It's flattering and also probably conniving.

286. This bitch probably has it out for me.

287. They're setting me up. I know it.

288. It's okay.

289. It's a risk. I'll take it.

290. - I'll take it. You wanna take it?

291. I'll take it.

292. - Second up, we have Adriana. - Soy yo.

293. Third, we have Gia Metric.

294. Me, me, me.

295. Fourth, we have Pythia,

296. and then that would put you five.

297. Let's be honest.

298. I'm probably just gonna be absolutely hilarious.

299. So, girl, put me wherever.

300. I got it.

301. All right, bitches, let's get these jokes on the road!

302. - Let's do it! - Let's do it!

303. I didn't realize how much thought

304. goes behind comedy routines.

305. It is an art in itself

306. that I am not very well versed in.

307. You wanna make sure that not only you laugh,

308. but everyone's laughing with you,

309. even though it's a little bit of a dig.

310. Yeah, and it doesn't cross that line.

311. Right, that fine line. And, girl, that line is fine.

312. - Is Pucker's a brand? - I think it is.

313. I've never written comedy.

314. I barely know how to do jokes in English.

315. This challenge is killing me.

316. Hi! - Hello, hi!

317. Now it's time for some comedy coaching,

318. with Brad and Emma Hunter.

319. She is one funny bitch.

320. Can I ask how the joke writing has been going so far?

321. I think, so far, so good.

322. I do host a lot of events,

323. so I'm hoping that I can kind of translate that

324. into a comedy challenge.

325. Well, can we see what you've prepared?

326. Yeah, I can't wait to hear your material.

327. - Is that okay? - Yes, absolutely.

328. Hello, bonjour, hi.

329. And welcome to the roast of Brooke Lynn Hytes.

330. You know, sometimes I feel like you're a little bit harsh on me,

331. but, I finally realized why.

332. It's because out of drag, I kind of look like Yvie Oddly.

333. Ah!

334. God, that must be stressful for you!

335. The PTSD must be really real.

336. It does kind of make me laugh, though.

337. That doesn't sound as good with only two people.

338. I love your energy.

339. I think it's exactly what we're looking for in a roast.

340. Because it's the first joke, we're, like, taking you in,

341. taking in your look, taking in your vibe,

342. so the faster you can get to the punchline, the better,

343. just for the first joke, right?

344. And then we're like in. We're like, "Oh, funny!"

345. "Okay, let's go," and then you, like, have our trust.

346. Okay, totally.

347. Amanda Brugel, you know,

348. we were very thankful you took time out of your busy schedule

349. creating a show that only 50-year-old white women

350. actually watch to be with us here tonight.

351. I think you can go a little bit further.

352. Oh.

353. I don't know if it's roasty enough,

354. but your foundation is great.

355. You have sort of a sweet, innocent face,

356. which lets you get away with more rude stuff.

357. - Hi!

358. - It's Adrrrriana! - Soy yo, hi!

359. I know that I'm not the best in improv.

360. We've seen it.

361. But, I want the judges to see that I am funny.

362. I really want to surprise them.

363. I want to start by thanking Amanda for being here,

364. because, otherwise, I would have felt in fucking Whoville

365. or some Tim Burton, creepy, white shit.

366. Uh, um, Brad Goreski,

367. the homosexual mayor of Whoville,

368. the gay poodle of bitches,

369. I love how you make me feel when you enter the room.

370. That smell of silicone lube, poppers, and bad decisions

371. just gets me every time.

372. Okay, hold on one sec.

373. Uh, I think we can start...

374. - Yeah. - ... chitchatting.

375. I think it might be a good idea to get some feedback.

376. There's a couple of parts that I think meander a little bit.

377. We need that joke. We need that meat.

378. Next.

379. Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes,

380. first time that I saw her in the Werk Room,

381. I thought for a minute that I was competing

382. in fucking Dragula or shit.

383. She just came and, "My queens."

384. "What the fuck?"

385. "Okay, okay, okay, yeah, good, good."

386. Uh, fuck, uh...

387. Remember, and I'm saying this because I love Adriana.

388. She's so gorgeous and confident.

389. Remember that's who's delivering this roast, right?

390. So, don't forget her spirit in there as well.

391. - Thank you so much. Thank you very much.

392. Adriana. Bless.

393. Kimora Amour!

394. So, how do you feel?

395. I am a nervous public speaker.

396. Oh!

397. But, I love comedy.

398. If there is any challenge for me to win,

399. I feel like it's this one.

400. Let's see what you got.

401. So, I'm starting with thanking Icesis

402. 'cause she is the one that is before me.

403. For all of you that don't know Icesis,

404. bitch complains about everything,

405. almost like she's a rapper.

406. My neck, my back.

407. Girl, if she had an ass,

408. we'd be talking about her crack too.

409. Yes! Woo-hoo!

410. - And we're off. That's funny.

411. Did you cut out "pussy" for a reason?

412. - Yeah. Okay.

413. Because I wasn't too sure if I was allowed to say it.

414. You can say "pussy,"

415. so you can actually make it funnier, I think.

416. Okay, all right.

417. - I love pussy.

418. You already have great energy,

419. but remember what we said about Snatch Game,

420. about nuances too.

421. Yes, I just need to get the flow, the rhythm.

422. My concept for this is hit 'em hard

423. and hit 'em quick.

424. Pythia, bitch is so Greek she shits yogurt.

425. Baby, I'll be Mohammed Ali out there.

426. "Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee."

427. Hi! - Oh, my gosh!

428. Hi.

429. I like to think of myself as a funny person,

430. but I've never done a roast or live comedy,

431. so the pressure is on.

432. What a wonderful crowd.

433. Makes a newbie feel very appreciated.

434. Um, oh, yeah, did I mention?

435. This is my very first time doing this.

436. I bet Brooke can't remember

437. the last time she said those words.

438. Do you get that?

439. Wait. I'm gonna say it in Greek.

440. Maybe it's funnier.

441. No? Okay.

442. "You're a ho" is what I'm saying.

443. Um, uh, cool.

444. Damn, your blonde wigs are really seeping in,

445. aren't they?

446. Um, cool.

447. I wouldn't start with the "I'm not good at this,"

448. or "This is my first time."

449. There's a thing sometimes with roasts,

450. comedy stuff, where people go "I'm really nervous,"

451. or "I hope this goes well,"

452. and everybody goes, "Oh, fuck, this is gonna be bad."

453. So, don't let us. Blech!

454. Just tell us. "I'm amazing."

455. - "This is gonna be so funny." Gotcha.

456. You know, just get to it.

457. Up next, a queen who fell in the discount BDSM rack

458. of a sex shop and won a design challenge.

459. She's a true testament that anyone can make it these days,

460. Icesis Couture.

461. I love it! Discount rack!

462. Yes, I love it. I love it!

463. Yeah, you should have seen her look last week.

464. - Oh! - You wouldn't have loved it.

465. Do I sense a little shade?

466. A little, a little bit.

467. Listen, girl, throw it into your roast.

468. - She has arrived!

469. Oh, she is arrived! It's Icesis Couture.

470. How did you find the process of writing jokes?

471. I just looked around the room

472. and realized how terrible everybody was.

473. Ooh. Shade.

474. So, ooh, we're starting early.

475. Oh, my goodness! It's getting hot.

476. Welcome again to the roast of Miss Brick Lynn Hytes.

477. "Brick," as in the face, "Lynn," as in that's a lot of fill in.

478. Mother, blink.

479. One blink for moisture, two blinks for help?

480. Yeah? No?

481. Is that a "no?"

482. I would not do individual parts of her name,

483. but, like, Brooke Lynn Hytes, the blankety blank of blank,

484. or go after something else of her, her makeup, her songs.

485. - So, I'ma skip that, okay. Yeah.

486. Um, I kid, I kid.

487. Mother, you are the absolute beauty.

488. And as the fairy tale goes, we have beauty, and the beast.

489. And I point towards the sisters.

490. Please follow my hand as I direct your eyes

491. to the dog show to my right.

492. I'm slightly nervous

493. because they weren't really laughing.

494. Is that too mean?

495. - No. - I'm not sure I follow.

496. I don't want my cardio tomorrow

497. to be me trying to find my way to your punchline.

498. - Okay? - For sure.

499. This is like, "Boom, boom, boom, get out."

500. It's just a massive thing with time

501. because you're gonna take some time away from your sister.

502. - Yeah, I need to edit. Short and sweet.

503. For sure.

504. It's definitely going to be a long night.

505. - There she is, Gia Metric. - Hi!

506. So this is my first time reading jokes that I have written,

507. and, um, definitely outside of my comfort zone.

508. Um, so my entrance line is "Who brought the gravy?

509. Just kidding, girls. I'm here!"

510. - Okay. - Okay, that's cute.

511. I call myself the gravy. - Okay.

512. We have for, um... For Brad, we have...

513. Brad, you're like the corn on the cob.

514. I'd love to butter you up, sprinkle some sugar on you,

515. and scream "Yes, Daddy, give me all your money!"

516. A-ha-ha-ha-ha! No, okay.

517. Wait.

518. First of all, who puts sugar on corn?

519. I was making, like, a sugar daddy reference.

520. Oh!

521. I was out at "sugar." That's not a roast.

522. What else do you have?

523. Um, okay, um, Emma, you're like the aunt who shows up,

524. but no one knows what side of the family you belong to.

525. You can sit with the kids tonight.

526. No?

527. This is what I think your thing is.

528. You don't think you're a joke writer,

529. so you don't wanna write the jokes.

530. I think I'm struggling with being mean.

531. When I was younger, I had a lot of, like, anger issues.

532. I did not like the way that I was treating other people,

533. and I've worked so hard to, like, push away from, like,

534. being this mean person.

535. I feel like this is, like,

536. the most shaky I've been in the competition.

537. Oh!

538. This is, like, the challenge that I knew was gonna be

539. the toughest for me.

540. You are a queen, and you have confidence,

541. and every time you start telling a joke,

542. I feel like you shrink back.

543. Fuck it! Who cares?

544. Just bring it.

545. Now is like make or break time,

546. and you've got it all in you,

547. so, like, step your fucking pussy up

548. and write us a good roast.

549. Gotcha.

550. And wear a leotard with two legs.

551. It's elimination day,

552. and it is roast day, and I feel medium-rare.

553. Do you guys feel like when you get in drag,

554. you have this sort of, like, power of like a thousand people?

555. You know what I mean?

556. Like, you're this sort of presence.

557. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

558. It's becoming a super hero.

559. Yes, exactly. You're becoming a super hero.

560. This is part of, like, why I do drag,

561. and the reason why I named myself after such, like,

562. a respected figure in my culture.

563. Back home in Greece, being a feminine person is very taboo,

564. especially as someone who's more masculine presenting,

565. and for me, to claim that name

566. is a way to sort of own back that femininity

567. that was taken away from me as a young child.

568. You know, when you're put down so much

569. for, like, being who you are,

570. the moment that we get to create something,

571. and, like, be the writer,

572. be the director, and be the star of it,

573. it's so empowering.

574. I would say the only struggle to that sometimes

575. is, like, then getting out of drag.

576. Yeah. - And feeling inadequate.

577. Yeah, girl.

578. There's like this social pressure in the gay community

579. of not being hunky enough, not being skinny enough.

580. Yeah, yeah.

581. It takes a toll, because, that idea that you're not enough

582. to be a gay man, "You're too fat.

583. You're too fem. You're too this.

584. You're too that."

585. It's difficult because when I'm Kimora, baby, I'm a star.

586. Out of drag, I am probably just a really big nerd.

587. Justin is very quiet, and reserved,

588. and Kimora is this out of the world person

589. who is like my alter ego.

590. No matter what, like, that power that we have in drag

591. is available to us out of drag too.

592. Yeah, totally. 'Cause it is.

593. 'Cause we are that person, no matter what.

594. Maybe not physically.

595. Maybe we don't have like 30 pounds of makeup on

596. and, like, two stacked wigs.

597. But, like, you know, we still have that power.

598. I do enjoy 30 pounds of makeup.

599. Yeah, we know.

600. Well, bitches, thank God drag has given us some tough skin.

601. And, baby, when we roast,

602. I hope Brooke Lynn has just as tough a skin,

603. because we gon' eat her the fuck alive.

604. - Yay! - She does.

605. Have you seen her up close?

606. Welcome to the main stage

607. of Canada's Drag Race.

608. She's always got a plan and she'll always take your man.

609. It's TV's Amanda Brugel!

610. Under His eye.

611. - Which one? - That one.

612. He's the only man

613. "suited" to be here.

614. It's Brad Goreski.

615. Hi, Brooke Lynn.

616. Brad, have you ever had a roast?

617. Oh, I love a good rump roast.

618. Oh. What about a spit roast?

619. Oh.

620. I don't think I've ever had one of those.

621. That really surprises me.

622. Me too.

623. And, it's Canada's funny honey,

624. Emma Hunter.

625. Hi!

626. How hard did you laugh today?

627. So hard that I peed a little. In fact, I'm peeing right now.

628. This week, we challenged our queens

629. to heat up the competition

630. in the first ever Canada's Drag Race roast of me.

631. Racers, start your engines,

632. and may the best drag queen win.

633. First up, Kendall Gender.

634. Hello, bonjour, hi,

635. and welcome to the roast of Brooke Lynn Hytes.

636. Let's say hello to our judges.

637. - Hi, Emma. - Hi!

638. Oh, my God!

639. Emma, did you know that this week,

640. I actually won the mini challenge?

641. It's true.

642. It was this really intense acting challenge

643. where I had to pretend to actually know

644. who the fuck you were

645. when they said you were a judge this week.

646. - All I know!

647. I was all like, "Ah! And scene."

648. And, hello, Wendy Williams!

649. So happy to see you.

650. Oh! My goodness.

651. I mean Amanda Brugel, my bad.

652. Must be all those bodysuits that I wear.

653. They really cut off the circulation to the brain.

654. I am just so happy that you took time out of your busy schedule

655. of creating a show that only 50-year old white women

656. actually watch, to be with us today.

657. Speaking of 50 year old white women, hi, Brad!

658. Hey!

659. Oh, my God! Kendall, werk.

660. She is on fire.

661. Brad is a fashion stylist.

662. It basically means that he's not talented enough

663. to be a fashion designer,

664. yet he's too ugly to be an actual celebrity.

665. Did you know that Brad is actually my middle name?

666. - No! - I know!

667. Oh, I'm sorry for that useless bit of information.

668. Almost as useless as getting a makeup critique

669. from a drag queen that doesn't even paint her own fucking face.

670. - Brooke Lynn Hytes, everybody!

671. When we were getting an explanation

672. about this whole roast,

673. they were like, "The roast is gonna be about the icon,

674. the legend, the star, the Queen of the North."

675. And, I, like everyone, assumed that meant Priyanka.

676. But no, no.

677. They meant the queen that gave herself that title,

678. instead of actually winning the fucking crown.

679. Ooh!

680. Speaking of people that will never win the crown,

681. please prepare yourself

682. for the mediocre comedic stylings of Adriana!

683. It is an honour to be here

684. to do some juicy Brooke Lynn Hytes cooking.

685. Yes! Mm!

686. We have very special guests tonight,

687. but I want to start by thanking our adorable...

688. Sorry.

689. I want to start by thanking our more affordable,

690. but not less loveable, Michelle Visage, Amanda Brugel,

691. because without you,

692. this panel would be whiter than Pythia's dancing.

693. Brooke Lynn, I see so much of myself in you.

694. I mean you're quiet, beautiful,

695. but still a fucking bitch.

696. You told me last week that you saw my versatility

697. but were you blind the whole season?

698. I've never topped and bottomed so hard in my life!

699. I mean, I'm sure you have Brad,

700. but no, I haven't, and it hurts.

701. I am like Synthia, Kendall, and Gia's trio

702. just destroyed.

703. Back to Trinity the Tuck. You are an icon, a role model.

704. Just judging these bitches

705. and looking like the youngest fucking Cock Destroyer.

706. Those are motherfucking goals.

707. What's up, y'all? What's up?

708. My name is Gia Metric.

709. Take in this beauty, honey!

710. I am painted. I am snatched.

711. The tape is tight. Brooke Lynn, take note.

712. Last week I saw your tape flapping in the wind.

713. We don't want that.

714. That's all we're gonna say, yes.

715. Now, one thing I like to say about my beauty

716. is that it does not make me funny,

717. but it sure gets me a lot of dick, bitches!

718. Yeah!

719. I have had so many dicks in my mouth.

720. Gia is on the struggle bus.

721. She gags, but damn does it feel good!

722. Girl, no!

723. I'm not buying a ticket to that show.

724. I am scared. I wanna go home.

725. I need an adult.

726. And now, the guest of honour,

727. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

728. Let's talk about your face.

729. Oh, pardon me, your new face.

730. Thank you.

731. It reminds me of one of those pussycat wall clocks,

732. made of cheap, hard plastic,

733. and all that moves are the wonky, shifty eyes.

734. It's like did you smell burnt toast?

735. The claws are out, mama.

736. You old bitch!

737. Your face is so stiff,

738. if I had a rock, we could knock them together to make a fire.

739. Poof.

740. Then we could actually get this roast cooking.

741. Am I right?

742. Thank you, thank you so much for the warm welcome.

743. I'm Greek, right, so when I heard "roast,"

744. I thought, like, the whole Greek Easter shebang,

745. and with all the grease paint on the guest judge,

746. it might as well be.

747. Us drag queens, we have a lot of cover-up techniques,

748. so ask us for some tips, if you need.

749. Just don't ask Adriana.

750. Yeah, she's a little rough, a little.

751. Yes. Let's see.

752. And the honoured guest of the night,

753. Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.

754. Bitch, I am so scared to roast you in this environmental crisis

755. because what if the ozone layer

756. makes more holes with all the chemicals burning off?

757. It's so hard to take advice

758. from her sometimes because her face doesn't move.

759. She's like, "Make me laugh."

760. I'm still waiting.

761. Oh, I know. I'm like, I'm like...

762. You're not laughing?

763. Well, you know what?

764. We weren't laughing with your Snatch Game either.

765. Celine Dion, more like "Celine Be-gone."

766. Anyways, I believe we are running out of time,

767. so give it up for Icesis Couture.

768. - Hey!

769. Thank you so much, Pythia, for that hilarious roast.

770. Since we're roasting, I'm gonna try one on you.

771. - Are you ready? I'm ready.

772. Pythia, you're this week's design challenge winner.

773. Oh, my God.

774. Tell me how bad of a designer I am.

775. Tell me. I want it.

776. A wide lens and a warning would really help out this cast.

777. Could you imagine this pack of bulldog-looking heifers

778. running around loose in the world?

779. They are the reason we spay and neuter our pets.

780. What?

781. But enough about the cast of Snow Dogs,

782. and Kimora as Cuba Gooding Jr.

783. "Baby, baby!"

784. "Hey!"

785. Now, to the judges.

786. Brad, not only are you an accomplished designer,

787. you're also a wonderful author.

788. The book was called, Born to be Brad.

789. Let's all pause for the sheer genius

790. that is the title of that book.

791. Just think about it.

792. He was, like, born, and then named, like, Brad,

793. so he was, like, born to be Brad.

794. - Emma Hunter. - Yes?

795. The host of Pop Quiz.

796. Since Emma seems to enjoy playing games,

797. let's play one ourselves.

798. I'll give you all five seconds to Google

799. "Who the fuck is Emma Hunter?"

800. - The winner gets Emma Hunter.

801. You're welcome, Emma.

802. I hope your stay here was comfortable, whoever you are.

803. - That bitch is funny.

804. I'm fucking good at this.

805. Girl, you're not even getting to Brooke Lynn

806. in a roast about Brooke Lynn.

807. Hasta la gusta, la pusetta!

808. Where are the Brooke Lynn jokes?

809. Now, to the man of the hour.

810. That raw throated, dumpster fire of a monstrosity

811. you called Celine is almost as bad as that Cock Destroyer

812. of a throat you used to sing that single.

813. - Bra-ta-ta-ti-ti-ta.

814. Oh, I'm done? Oh, no!

815. Oh, my God! And we're done?

816. Oh, I have two more pages.

817. I just want to do the rest of my jokes.

818. Thank you so much.

819. Icesis went over her fucking time.

820. Light was blinking, bitch! Light was blinking!

821. Thank you, Icesis Couture.

822. For all of you who don't know Icesis,

823. she is the motherfucking grumpiest drag queen ever.

824. This bitch complains about pain like no one's business.

825. She think she's like a rapper from the year 2000.

826. My neck, my back.

827. If this bitch had an ass,

828. we'd be hearing about her pussy and her crack too.

829. Oh, I like that.

830. Speaking of sisters, Kendall Gender is here.

831. If Drake in drag is your fantasy, look no further.

832. Adriana, do you understand the words

833. that are coming out of my mouth?

834. - No. - See, you fucking suck!

835. Whoa, that was mean.

836. And now, our panel.

837. Oh, God. Stacey McKenzie is here!

838. What?

839. Amanda Brugel?

840. From that show with the bitches with the hoods?

841. Oh, I'm not fucking with her.

842. Brad Goreski, everyone.

843. Brad, I'd ask who you're wearing,

844. but it's clear to me that you're being dressed

845. by little trolls made of candy because every fucking time

846. I look at you, I taste the fucking rainbow.

847. Ooh.

848. And now, for the maid of honour, first runner up to Yvie Oddly,

849. Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.

850. Brooke, I have to thank you for setting the bar so low

851. on Snatch Game,

852. but really, all jokes aside,

853. Brooke, you are the pride and joy of Canada.

854. Aw.

855. It's a shame it took 15 CC's of hyaluronic acid

856. for you to look this fucking stunning.

857. Bitch, let me tell you something.

858. Your face is fucking full like a bottom in a bathhouse.

859. Wow, okay.

860. Watching Kimora,

861. this is just, like, definitely not what I expected.

862. I am Kimora Amour, and I am here in the same motherfucking hair.

863. Why? Because I fucking bought it.

864. Good night. Thank you very much.

865. And this was the roast of Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.

866. Category is Dungeons and Drag Queens.

867. First up, Gia Metric.

868. Oh, it's Lizard McGuire.

869. She is serving you lizard queen.

870. Watch out because her tail might trip you.

871. This look is "one in a chameleon."

872. I'm taking it slow and letting them know

873. that I have nowhere to be but right here.

874. Next up, Adriana.

875. Ooh, creature from the gay lagoon.

876. I'm walking that runway

877. giving you haute couture fashion.

878. This mix of insect, animal, fish

879. is weird mixed with beauty

880. and I feel fantastic!

881. She's really fishing for compliments with this one.

882. Icesis Couture.

883. I am the evil queen.

884. Introducing her royal vag-esty.

885. I am wearing a custom crown that I made myself.

886. I want the judges to know what it would look like

887. when they put the crown on my head.

888. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the draggiest of them all?

889. It's me!

890. I want to show them that I am that bitch.

891. Next, Kendall Gender.

892. I am stomping this runway

893. like I am heading straight to Mordor, bitch.

894. I'm giving you sexy, sexy elf

895. shimmering from head to toe.

896. I'd put that elf on my shelf.

897. She is gonna steal the kingdom and your man.

898. She is the Lord of the cock rings.

899. Kimora Amour.

900. I am the raven.

901. She's dark. She's mysterious.

902. She's sequined and feathered to the holy high heavens.

903. Chirp, chirp, bitch.

904. Did she just flip me the bird?

905. Baby, I am fluttering. I am flowing those wings.

906. This bitch can fly.

907. I can always use a good wing woman.

908. And finally, Pythia.

909. I am strutting down the runway

910. wearing a beautiful Victorian maiden's outfit.

911. And then bam! Ha-ha-ha!

912. I am a centaur.

913. Welcome to the main stage of Canada's horse race.

914. I made this whole thing.

915. It's a living, walking, drag puppet.

916. Ooh, you can tell she loves to be ridden bareback.

917. So do I.

918. Welcome back, you fucking bitches.

919. It is now time for the judges' critiques.

920. First up, Icesis Couture.

921. Yesterday, I was definitely a little worried about you.

922. Okay.

923. And tonight, big fucking plot twist.

924. You really came through, and you made the crowd laugh.

925. You might not know my name, but I fucking know yours

926. because that was incredible.

927. You took every note we said.

928. You applied them, and then you slayed,

929. and the confidence was just pouring out of you.

930. - The only issue was time. - I know.

931. You gotta stick to the time.

932. You went on too long, and unfortunately,

933. rules are there for a reason,

934. and you didn't get to me in time.

935. - Yes. - And it was about me.

936. It was about me!

937. But, just to see you open up,

938. and see you have this personality is amazing.

939. You were comfortable and confident,

940. and you finally were the person that we knew was in there.

941. Kimora Amour. - Hello.

942. So, I'm going to start with your look.

943. In the roast was the most beautiful I've ever seen you.

944. Thank you.

945. And your look on the runway tonight,

946. I love aspects of it.

947. I think the wings are beautiful, and I know you love a feather.

948. But, it does not fit well,

949. and I think that's the number one thing for a nude illusion.

950. Also, I know you're going for a fantasy thing,

951. but I can't even really see your eyes

952. 'cause your eyelashes are so heavy.

953. In terms of the roast,

954. yesterday, I thought you were so clearly the frontrunner.

955. I thought the jokes were great. I thought the energy was great.

956. And then today, I was like "Where are you?"

957. You came out, and you were so serious.

958. There were a couple of really funny ones in there,

959. but it was just low energy for me.

960. That was my attempt at trying to do levels

961. 'cause everyone knows me.

962. I'm at a hundred all the time.

963. But you didn't do levels.

964. You did a different level, and then you just stayed there.

965. Gia Metric. - Hi, Amanda.

966. - I love this look tonight. - Thank you.

967. It's swamp thing but very chic,

968. and I felt your runway was very confident.

969. I'm really enjoying the fantasy tonight,

970. but your roast didn't really work.

971. You spent almost two minutes talking about yourself.

972. Take in this beauty, honey!

973. Which was kind of funny, but it was not really the roast.

974. A lot of the jokes seemed mean spirited.

975. Don't get upset.

976. I'm not offended. I'm fine.

977. This was a very challenging week for me.

978. I've put so much time into growing as a person,

979. and to not be mean.

980. It's absolutely terrifying not knowing the lines of crude,

981. cruel, witty.

982. It's this dance you have to do. Was it a little harsh at times?

983. For sure, but the one thing I really loved

984. was your commitment.

985. - Thank you. - Adrrrriana.

986. - Hi. - Tell me about this runway look.

987. This is a Thierry Mugler replica.

988. Wow. - You look beautiful.

989. It's stunning. It's breathtaking.

990. I'm a little torn, because it is a recreation,

991. and this is Drag Race,

992. and I kinda wanna see your drag.

993. - Mm-hm. - Your roast was hit and miss.

994. It was a bit awkward at the beginning

995. because I could tell you were incredibly nervous,

996. and you kept referring to your notes.

997. But then you hit a stride, and you lifted yourself back up,

998. and powered through.

999. I can't believe yesterday versus today.

1000. I think you took the notes like a champion.

1001. My hat goes off to you.

1002. - Kendall Gender. - Hello.

1003. I just, I don't know.

1004. I wasn't, like, super into it.

1005. I was obsessed with it!

1006. Oh, my goodness! Girl, you showed up!

1007. You went first.

1008. You assigned yourself to go first,

1009. and you really just knocked it out of the park.

1010. You got us all into it immediately.

1011. You grabbed us with the first joke.

1012. To me, it felt like you've been doing roasts for a while,

1013. which is annoying, 'cause I've been doing it for decades.

1014. You were so prepared.

1015. I think you were the only person who was off book.

1016. It was quick, and you made some really funny jokes,

1017. like about Priyanka being the Queen of the North.

1018. That's hysterical, because she's not.

1019. Oh, hello!

1020. Like that's what made it even funnier.

1021. You're always beautiful, but style-wise, that look,

1022. for me, was your sweet spot.

1023. In terms of your runway tonight,

1024. I think that you definitely fit the criteria

1025. for what we're doing.

1026. This is very fantasy.

1027. I could see this character in a video game,

1028. so I enjoyed that part of it.

1029. I'll take it.

1030. - Pythia. - Hello.

1031. You've got a little...

1032. There's a little something behind you.

1033. - Oh! - This old thing?

1034. I've seen a lot of reveals, and I was not expecting it.

1035. I love the humour and excitement,

1036. and just creativity you bring to the runway.

1037. I am not a Dungeons and Dragons person

1038. because I was always too busy getting laid

1039. and doing drugs.

1040. But this Bo-Peep, horse ass, Mad Hatter,

1041. whatever it is, it's just breathtaking.

1042. - Thank you. - The roast.

1043. You definitely had some good moments, a lot of bad moments.

1044. It felt like you were very self-conscious

1045. the whole way through,

1046. which is not something that I associate with you.

1047. Honestly, I don't really get comedy.

1048. Like, I don't.

1049. I'm the person that has to, like, Google jokes

1050. and stuff like that.

1051. For you, when you lean into your weirdness,

1052. and you accept that and appreciate it,

1053. and celebrate it, it's really funny.

1054. But I feel like that's something you can take over

1055. into stand-up comedy.

1056. Yeah. - Thank you, queens.

1057. While you untuck in the Werk Room,

1058. the judges will deliberate

1059. and try to figure out who the fuck Emma Hunter is.

1060. Ooh, I don't wanna step on you.

1061. Honestly, that was more terrifying than the Snatch Game,

1062. and the judges confirmed my worries

1063. with their critiques.

1064. How do you even sit down right now?

1065. - Ooh!

1066. I just want to crawl under my big bustle

1067. and just stay there.

1068. Obviously, comedy is not my strong suit.

1069. I did my best, and we'll see what happens.

1070. If I have to lip synch tonight, they should be worried.

1071. I have four legs. I can trip a bitch.

1072. I feel that we're in this point of the competition

1073. that the judges are gonna ask us who should go home.

1074. Are you ready to give that answer?

1075. Say me. I'm ready to go home.

1076. - Oh. Whoa.

1077. Girl, what? What is happening right now?

1078. Is she serious?

1079. I have done my best

1080. and I have reached my peak.

1081. All the pressure on me, and that I'm putting on myself

1082. just makes me feel that I'm not enough.

1083. And at this point, if I'm not enough,

1084. I have to just bow out.

1085. I don't want you to hear like a few negative things

1086. that they said to completely derail you

1087. because you're amazing.

1088. How could you want to leave

1089. so far into this competition?

1090. Like, you've worked so hard, and done such an amazing job.

1091. Now is not the time to give up.

1092. The judges haven't made any decisions yet.

1093. - I know. - So I don't want you...

1094. You cannot go in with that mentality.

1095. It's not a mentality. It's a fact.

1096. I wanted this challenge so much.

1097. I wanted this win to solidify

1098. why I deserve to be in this top five.

1099. I personally know when I'm done.

1100. I'm not gonna win that crown.

1101. I never thought that this far in the competition

1102. these words would be coming out of somebody's mouth.

1103. More than being shocked, I am feeling heartbroken.

1104. I don't want to see her go.

1105. Everyone can say, "You know what?

1106. There are many bitches who wanted this spot,

1107. and you're walking away."

1108. Well, yeah, I fucking wanna be here.

1109. Same. I wanna be here.

1110. Yeah, I wanna be here so much.

1111. You are here.

1112. You committed to this experience,

1113. and you give it your all.

1114. Bitch, I'm not walking away. I just know my limits.

1115. I understand. She's an old bitch.

1116. She's tired.

1117. If you don't want to be here, then start packing.

1118. What else is there to say?

1119. - Oh!

1120. Okay, just between us funny girls,

1121. what did you think?

1122. Starting with Gia Metric?

1123. I loved her runway look.

1124. It was a very interesting take on the theme.

1125. For me, her roast was all over the place.

1126. She spent two minutes talking about herself at the beginning.

1127. It was like we were watching her warm herself up,

1128. and at this stage in the competition,

1129. there's no time for that.

1130. A lot of times, I was laughing,

1131. but I was not laughing for the right reasons.

1132. I was laughing 'cause I was like,

1133. "Ha-ha, this is uncomfortable!"

1134. Up next, Kendall Gender.

1135. Kendall knocked it out of the park.

1136. The jokes were rapid fire.

1137. It was well put together, and she took us on a ride,

1138. and, she opened.

1139. It is so hard to go first, and she didn't know,

1140. but she was the warm-up for the rest of the queens.

1141. She looked stunning in the roast,

1142. and the look tonight, even though it didn't pop for me,

1143. she still checked all the criteria

1144. for the runway challenge.

1145. The colour of the draping, it was drab,

1146. but it was better that way, than if it had just been a bodysuit.

1147. Yes, it's like putting a snake on a turtleneck.

1148. What did we think of Kimora Amour?

1149. The look tonight on the runway,

1150. this nude illusion with the completely different skin tone,

1151. and then the baggy arms were a huge disappointment.

1152. I love Kimora's pageant background,

1153. but tonight, the polish was not there for me either.

1154. And then, the roast she was so serious and so very stern.

1155. And that's not Kimora.

1156. That's not the Kimora we've come to know and love.

1157. There was just a mess of not getting the tone

1158. of the roast quite right,

1159. and as a result, all of it kind of falling flat.

1160. Up next, Icesis Couture.

1161. The runway look was gorgeous.

1162. Icesis' level of taste is impeccable.

1163. If I were the other queens,

1164. Icesis would be the one stressing me the fuck out.

1165. Her jokes were so funny, and they hit hard,

1166. and she had so many of them.

1167. Yes.

1168. She was so comfortable.

1169. You could tell she was having fun.

1170. She came out of her shell so much

1171. that she took up most of everyone else's time.

1172. This is a competition. There are rules.

1173. You are given a certain amount of time

1174. and she didn't even get to me, by the time her time was up.

1175. - Yeah. - And that's a problem.

1176. Adriana.

1177. She looked beautiful at the roast,

1178. and also on the runway tonight.

1179. The runway look was spectacular.

1180. I didn't mind that it was a replica.

1181. I thought she presented it well.

1182. The roast, for me, it started off quite weak.

1183. You could see how nervous she was.

1184. Some of it fell flat,

1185. but there were some really, really funny moments in there.

1186. The thing I love about Adriana is that she's a fighter.

1187. She stumbled a bit, had to rely on her notes,

1188. but won me over because she pushed through.

1189. Okay, Pythia.

1190. She blows me away every time she steps out on this runway.

1191. I see her looks week after week,

1192. and it's never something I've seen before.

1193. I definitely see such a star quality in her.

1194. I just want her to start seeing it herself, as well.

1195. - Yeah. - Yeah.

1196. In the roast, you could really see her second guessing herself.

1197. The jokes were there. The delivery was not.

1198. And so the set fell flat, but the ass.

1199. - Was not flat. - No.

1200. All right, I think we've made a decision.

1201. Bring back our loons.

1202. Welcome back, queens.

1203. We have made some decisions.

1204. Pythia, in the roast,

1205. you didn't have a leg to stand on,

1206. but on the runway, you got back in the saddle.

1207. You are safe.

1208. Oh, my God. Thank you.

1209. You may move to the back of the stage.

1210. Kimora Amour,

1211. your personality is a breath of fresh air,

1212. but in the roast, you hit some turbulence.

1213. I'm sorry, my dear,

1214. but you are up for elimination.

1215. Kendall Gender, at the roast today,

1216. you were the queen of comedy.

1217. Condragulations!

1218. You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

1219. I won! Ah!

1220. My first mini and maxi challenge.

1221. Bitch, this was my week.

1222. You have won a $2500 gift certificate,

1223. and, $5000 cash

1224. courtesy of Vitaly.

1225. - Ah-ha-ha! - Yeah, girl!

1226. Oh, my God! Wow, thank you so much.

1227. You may move to the back of the stage.

1228. Icesis Couture, you are safe.

1229. Thank you so much.

1230. And great job this week.

1231. - Yes. - Yes, yes.

1232. Gia Metric, your runway gave us life.

1233. Thank you.

1234. But in the roast, you flat lined.

1235. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1236. Adriana, that means you are safe.

1237. Thank you so much.

1238. You may join the others.

1239. Two queens stand before us.

1240. Prior to tonight,

1241. you were asked to prepare a lip synch performance

1242. of "Get Down" by b4-4.

1243. This is your last chance to impress the judges

1244. and save yourself from elimination.

1245. The time has come

1246. for you to lip synch

1247. for your life.

1248. At this point in the competition,

1249. I feel present and grounded.

1250. Mentally, I've left the building.

1251. But at the same time, I'm gonna put on a show.

1252. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1253. Yes!

1254. This song is so dumb.

1255. I don't even know how to lip synch to this shit.

1256. I'm just thinking "Be an annoying bird."

1257. This is not a couple's routine, hon.

1258. We are not doing a do-si-do.

1259. I am lip synching for my life

1260. to stay in this competition,

1261. and I have this bird trying to perch on my shoulder,

1262. a seagull trying to eat my lunch.

1263. And it's like, "No, bitch, no, bitch!

1264. It's my food!"

1265. Is it done yet?

1266. Awkward.

1267. That was confusing.

1268. Before we announce our decision,

1269. I have to ask, what was happening there?

1270. I just did whatever came to my head.

1271. I wasn't present at all.

1272. Jesus!

1273. We just wanted you to know that it was...

1274. It was weird as shit.

1275. Queens, we've made our decision.

1276. Gia Metric,

1277. shantay, you stay.

1278. You may join the other girls.

1279. Thank you, judges.

1280. Kimora Amour, you came here already a seasoned queen,

1281. but today, you fly away a star.

1282. I am so appreciative

1283. for every day

1284. I have spent with every single one of you.

1285. Thank you so much.

1286. Now, sashay away.

1287. - We love you.

1288. I will always keep you wanting

1289. Amour.

1290. There she goes.

1291. I'm feeling like in my last moments

1292. I let down my community

1293. because that's not the way I wanted to leave.

1294. Kimora Amour brings light. She brings happiness.

1295. I brought some funny. I brought good fashion.

1296. And, bitch, you never ain't seen a big bitch walk like that.

1297. I promise you that.

1298. Condragulations!

1299. You lived to slay another day.

1300. Remember, stay true north strong and fierce.

1301. Now, let the music play!

1302. Next time on Canada's Drag Race.

1303. Each of you will play chaperone to the draggiest prom ever.

1304. - Oh! - A makeover!

1305. Now is the opportunity to make this the queerest prom

1306. of all time!

1307. Okay, does your girl want some help?

1308. Mama's here to show you how it's done.

1309. You can do it, baby.

1310. Oh! - This is definitely your child.

1311. Perfect, perfect, perfect.

1312. You are an absolute goddess tonight.

1313. But did you get mother, daughter from them?

1314. No.