1. Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race.
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2. We're throwing
the sinner's ball.
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3. You'll need to serve
three distinct looks:
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4. Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll,
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5. ugly as sin, and...
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6. a look based on one of the seven
deadly sins.
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7. Icesis Couture, condragulations!
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8. - Thank you so much.
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9. Kendall Gender,
shantay, you stay.
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10. Synthia, sashay away.
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11. Oh, my God!
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12. Synthia's not
in this competition anymore,
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13. and I am
so overcome with emotions.
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14. Holy shit.
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15. I really want to take a moment
and, like, appreciate the artist
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16. and the, like,
spectacular human being
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17. that is Synthia Kiss.
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18. I have seen her from literally
the first week she started drag.
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19. We've been with her
since literally day one.
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20. Synthia is such a star.
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21. She came in here, left her mark,
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22. and, it all ends with a kiss.
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23. - We love you so much, Synthia.
- Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
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24. I love you so much.
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25. It was a little bit sad
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26. 'cause the sisters
had to go against each other,
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27. but, they needed to
be split up anyway, so...
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28. Fuck!
- Woo!
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29. - Let's take a load off.
- Yeah.
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30. Please,
I need your love and energy.
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31. Yeah.
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32. Kendall, your tit!
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33. Your tit is fully out!
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34. Were the nipples out the
entire time I was performing?
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35. No.
No.
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36. Performing?
Were they out?
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37. I don't think so.
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38. Shh!
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39. This is absolutely
the furthest thing
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40. that I would
ever wear to perform.
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41. Yeah.
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42. So, I was like,
I was like, "You know what?"
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43. I just have to pretend
like I'm wearing
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44. a fucking Beyoncé leotard."
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45. Of course.
- A body suit.
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46. Of course!
See, you know what?
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47. In retrospect,
I probably should have
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48. fucking designed
a body suit like I wanted to.
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49. If you asked me, dead ass,
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50. did I think
I was gonna lip synch?
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51. No, I didn't.
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52. But, that doesn't mean
that when she gets on stage...
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53. Honey, she's gonna,
she's gonna do it.
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54. Baby!
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55. I said I wanted
to see you perform, bitch,
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56. and you did not disappoint.
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57. - At all.
Wow!
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58. We had that moment in between
our eyes where it was like,
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59. "Oh, bitch,
I'm not giving you half-assed.
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60. Make some good TV.
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61. She's like,
"I'm gonna give you a hundred."
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62. And I was like,
"I'm gonna do it too."
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63. This is what I do
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64. and I am showing them
that I deserve to be here
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65. and I want to be here.
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66. - Congrats.
- Thank you.
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67. You're still here.
Congrats to all of us.
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68. - We're the top six.
- Holy shit.
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69. - Oh!
The race is heating up.
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70. It is no longer a jog, so I'm
switching to my sprinting shoes.
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71. Well, bitches, I need
to get this motherfucking snake
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72. off this motherfucking body!
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73. Let's go!
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74. Do it!
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75. I'm already
half out of my fucking costume.
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76. Might as well
just rip it open!
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77. - Ew!
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78. I literally look like
I haven't slept in so long.
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79. We haven't.
Let's be real.
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80. Who wants to have
a slumber party?
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81. Come on!
Ha-ha-ha!
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82. No one?
Okay.
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83. The winner
of Canada's Drag Race
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84. receives as sickening supply
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85. of beauty products
from Shopper's Drug Mart,
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86. and a cash prize of $100,000.
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87. With Amanda Brugel,
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88. Brad Goreski,
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89. and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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90. With tonight's extra special
guest judge, Emma Hunter.
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91. - Ooh, baby!
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92. Top six!
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93. It is a new day
in the Werk Room,
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94. and I am feeling
absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.
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95. I'm excited to see
what the day holds for me.
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96. Maybe another win.
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97. Well, I guess we have to say
congratulations to this bitch.
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98. - Yay!
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99. She won the ball!
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100. She won
another design challenge.
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101. So, I was in the top,
but I didn't win.
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102. I feel a little disappointed,
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103. especially considering
the amount of work
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104. that I put in each look.
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105. Good for you.
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106. You really worked
that underwear and just draped—
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107. The height of design,
I must say.
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108. I don't know.
It's like...
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109. I made a whole fitted dress,
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110. and Icesis wore black underwear
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111. with chains, no wig, nothing.
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112. A five year old child
can do that.
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113. You know, I was really
bitter at first, you know.
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114. - At first?
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115. She is
not happy with me.
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116. We were all friends,
and all of a sudden,
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117. now everybody wants
to attack me, but it's okay.
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118. Come for me, bitches.
Come for me.
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119. At the end of the day,
it is what it is, you know?
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120. You won, and let's move on.
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121. - Oh.
- Amen, amen.
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122. O Canada!
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123. She done already
done had herses.
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124. - Hey, queens.
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125. You bring the beef.
She'll bring the buns.
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126. And if her grill is busted,
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127. make her eat it.
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128. Ooh.
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129. That makes no sense.
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130. Bonjour, mes fashionistas!
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131. - Hi!
- Come on.
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132. You know, queens,
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133. some things
never go out of style.
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134. A little black dress,
a pair of white briefs,
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135. and of course, reading to filth
everything your sisters wear.
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136. Oh, no!
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137. That's why,
in this week's mini challenge,
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138. I'm inviting each of you
to sound off on the highs
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139. and lows of this season's
fashion moments,
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140. on my new show,
Fashion Puh-leeze.
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141. - Do you get it?
I get it.
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142. - Yeah, I like it.
- Come on, Joan.
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143. In groups of two, you'll join me
in the studio to toot and boot
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144. some of the most
memorable looks of the season.
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145. Girl, feelings gonna be hurt.
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146. This is an improv challenge, and
you'll be judged individually.
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147. So, if you wanna win, you
better bring the funny, honey.
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148. Now, go!
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149. Ah!
Excuse me.
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150. Oh, the chaos!
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151. Come through, queens.
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152. Is she feeling gorgeous?
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153. Stunning.
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154. - Hey, everyone.
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155. I'm Brad Goreski, and you're
watching Fashion Puh-leeze,
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156. the show
where we gag over and drag
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157. Canada's Drag Race
most famous looks.
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158. - Wow.
- We said yellow.
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159. - Indeed.
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160. So, what did you think
of Icesis' glampshade look?
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161. Did it light you up,
or did it turn you off?
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162. You know, we do love yellow,
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163. and usually
I like to let that mellow,
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164. but this bitch, I'm gonna
flush down the fucking toilet.
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165. I don't know who she is, but
she looks like a winner to me.
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166. Oh, yes?
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167. Would you say
she's sophisticated?
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168. Some may say.
Some may not.
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169. Careful, bitch.
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170. T-T-Tacky.
Did I say that already?
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171. - Girl.
- Woo, next girl.
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172. Next up,
who wore it better?
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173. Holy Hell edition.
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174. Which reveal made you squeal?
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175. That was predictable.
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176. You know what?
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177. This is very
when you order it online
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178. and when it arrives a-ha!
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179. The devil is in the details, and
where are the details, Kendall?
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180. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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181. Shady, shady lady.
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182. Let me tell you
somethin' about Pythia.
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183. All those hands reaching
for all those no places, baby.
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184. Pythia wins, hands down!
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185. The delusion of her fashion
is greater than her execution.
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186. Pyth-see-ya, later.
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187. Okay!
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188. Next up, it's Kimora's homage
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189. to Debra Cox.
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190. What do you think?
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191. Hm.
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192. Very Big Bird
going to Sesame Street gala.
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193. It doesn't ruffle my feathers.
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194. Oh!
- Let's just say.
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195. It's fab, girl.
Let me tell you.
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196. - The feathers!
- Mm.
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197. - The stones!
- Yes!
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198. - The fringe!
- Yes!
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199. - It's over!
- Yes!
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200. Tens! Tens! Tens!
Tens across the board!
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201. It's the first time her outfit
has been louder than her mouth.
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202. Next up, it's another
"Who wore it better?"
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203. This time, it's the queens
who stopped traffic.
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204. Do not enter Pythia
because, she is what?
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205. Sickening.
She's on point, if I might say.
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206. Honey, she's got a cone head.
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207. It's a traffic do,
not a traffic don't.
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208. Exactly.
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in all these toots and boots,
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Ha-ha-ha!
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we have Gia Metric's
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215. Oh.
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216. Well, she's clearly
playing with fucking shapes,
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217. and that's a rectangle.
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218. It's definitely a choice.
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219. - It is.
- Look at her face.
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220. She's not
even convincing herself.
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221. I'm in love
with the hair, though.
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222. - Are you?
- No.
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223. Well, that's all the time
we have for today.
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224. Thanks for watching.
Say it with me.
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225. Fashion, Puh-leeze!
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226. That was great.
We really are a trio.
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227. - We are!
- Who's the Beyoncé?
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228. Me.
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229. Dolls, you were all she-larious,
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230. but one of you
was right on the funny.
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231. The winner
of this week's mini challenge is
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233. - Oh, my God!
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234. Really?
Oh, my God!
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What the fuck!
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236. Y'all said I was basic.
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237. Who won the fashion
reading challenge, bitch?
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238. You've won a $2500 cash tip
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240. Come on, Men's Room!
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241. Thank you so much.
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242. Now that you've burnt
each other to a crisp,
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243. it's time for the main course.
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244. For this week's maxi challenge,
we will be having a roast.
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246. Even though I don't eat meat,
I am ready to roast, bitch.
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247. And our guest of dishonour
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than Queen of the North,
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250. - Oh, my God!
- Ooh!
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I don't wanna roast her.
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253. Oh, bitch.
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257. You'll be mentored by myself,
and the hilarious Emma Hunter.
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258. Thank God we have a comedy
specialist to help us.
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259. We are not comedy queens,
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260. none of us.
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261. And queens, everyone
is fair game for a cookin',
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of the mini challenge,
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265. you will be choosing
the performance order.
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266. Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
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267. So, it is time to kinda figure
out what order everyone wants,
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I do wanna be the first.
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271. Oh!
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272. I'm gonna set the tone,
set the mood.
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273. I'm kind of at the bottom
of the competition right now.
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274. This week is my time to prove
why they saved me last week
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275. and who the fuck
Kendall Gender is, bitch.
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276. I want to be number one.
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279. It's definitely
the biggest risk.
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280. The two coveted spots are always
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282. I was leaning towards
one of you at the end,
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283. just for like the strength,
just for like the comedy chops
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delivery and power.
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285. It's flattering
and also probably conniving.
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286. This bitch
probably has it out for me.
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287. They're setting me up.
I know it.
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288. It's okay.
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289. It's a risk.
I'll take it.
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290. - I'll take it.
You wanna take it?
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291. I'll take it.
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- Soy yo.
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293. Third, we have Gia Metric.
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294. Me, me, me.
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295. Fourth, we have Pythia,
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296. and then
that would put you five.
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297. Let's be honest.
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absolutely hilarious.
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300. I got it.
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301. All right, bitches, let's
get these jokes on the road!
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302. - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
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305. It is an art in itself
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very well versed in.
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307. You wanna make sure
that not only you laugh,
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308. but everyone's
laughing with you,
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309. even though
it's a little bit of a dig.
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310. Yeah, and it doesn't
cross that line.
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311. Right, that fine line.
And, girl, that line is fine.
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312. - Is Pucker's a brand?
- I think it is.
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313. I've never written comedy.
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314. I barely know
how to do jokes in English.
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315. This challenge is killing me.
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316. Hi!
- Hello, hi!
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317. Now it's time
for some comedy coaching,
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318. with Brad and Emma Hunter.
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319. She is one funny bitch.
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320. Can I ask how the joke writing
has been going so far?
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321. I think, so far, so good.
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323. so I'm hoping that
I can kind of translate that
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324. into a comedy challenge.
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325. Well, can we see
what you've prepared?
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326. Yeah, I can't wait
to hear your material.
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327. - Is that okay?
- Yes, absolutely.
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328. Hello, bonjour, hi.
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329. And welcome to the roast
of Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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330. You know, sometimes I feel like
you're a little bit harsh on me,
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331. but, I finally realized why.
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332. It's because out of drag,
I kind of look like Yvie Oddly.
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333. Ah!
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334. God, that must
be stressful for you!
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335. The PTSD must be really real.
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336. It does kind of
make me laugh, though.
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337. That doesn't sound as good
with only two people.
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338. I love your energy.
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339. I think it's exactly what
we're looking for in a roast.
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340. Because it's the first joke,
we're, like, taking you in,
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341. taking in your look,
taking in your vibe,
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342. so the faster you can get
to the punchline, the better,
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344. And then we're like in.
We're like, "Oh, funny!"
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you, like, have our trust.
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time out of your busy schedule
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349. creating a show that only
50-year-old white women
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to be with us here tonight.
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go a little bit further.
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352. Oh.
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353. I don't know
if it's roasty enough,
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354. but your foundation is great.
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a sweet, innocent face,
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get away with more rude stuff.
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357. - Hi!
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- Soy yo, hi!
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I'm not the best in improv.
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361. But, I want the judges
to see that I am funny.
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363. I want to start by thanking
Amanda for being here,
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364. because, otherwise, I would
have felt in fucking Whoville
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creepy, white shit.
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366. Uh, um, Brad Goreski,
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367. the homosexual
mayor of Whoville,
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368. the gay poodle of bitches,
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369. I love how you make me feel
when you enter the room.
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370. That smell of silicone lube,
poppers, and bad decisions
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we can start...
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374. - Yeah.
- ... chitchatting.
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to get some feedback.
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376. There's a couple of parts that
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We need that meat.
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380. first time that
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that I was competing
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383. She just came and, "My queens."
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yeah, good, good."
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387. Remember, and I'm saying this
because I love Adriana.
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389. Remember that's who's
delivering this roast, right?
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390. So, don't forget
her spirit in there as well.
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391. - Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
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Bless.
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393. Kimora Amour!
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395. I am a nervous public speaker.
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396. Oh!
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397. But, I love comedy.
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any challenge for me to win,
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401. So, I'm starting
with thanking Icesis
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402. 'cause she is the one
that is before me.
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about everything,
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408. we'd be talking
about her crack too.
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Woo-hoo!
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That's funny.
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"pussy" for a reason?
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make it funnier, I think.
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what we said about Snatch Game,
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421. Yes, I just need
to get the flow, the rhythm.
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422. My concept for this
is hit 'em hard
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424. Pythia, bitch is so Greek
she shits yogurt.
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Mohammed Ali out there.
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and sting like a bee."
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of myself as a funny person,
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430. but I've never done
a roast or live comedy,
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431. so the pressure is on.
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432. What a wonderful crowd.
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433. Makes a newbie
feel very appreciated.
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434. Um, oh, yeah, did I mention?
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435. This is my
very first time doing this.
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436. I bet Brooke can't remember
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437. the last time
she said those words.
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438. Do you get that?
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439. Wait.
I'm gonna say it in Greek.
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440. Maybe it's funnier.
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441. No? Okay.
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442. "You're a ho"
is what I'm saying.
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443. Um, uh, cool.
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444. Damn, your blonde wigs
are really seeping in,
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445. aren't they?
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446. Um, cool.
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447. I wouldn't start with
the "I'm not good at this,"
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448. or "This is my first time."
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449. There's a thing
sometimes with roasts,
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450. comedy stuff, where
people go "I'm really nervous,"
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451. or "I hope this goes well,"
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452. and everybody goes, "Oh, fuck,
this is gonna be bad."
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453. So, don't let us.
Blech!
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454. Just tell us.
"I'm amazing."
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455. - "This is gonna be so funny."
Gotcha.
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456. You know, just get to it.
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457. Up next, a queen who fell
in the discount BDSM rack
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458. of a sex shop
and won a design challenge.
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459. She's a true testament that
anyone can make it these days,
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460. Icesis Couture.
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461. I love it!
Discount rack!
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462. Yes, I love it.
I love it!
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463. Yeah, you should have
seen her look last week.
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464. - Oh!
- You wouldn't have loved it.
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465. Do I sense a little shade?
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466. A little, a little bit.
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467. Listen, girl,
throw it into your roast.
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468. - She has arrived!
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469. Oh, she is arrived!
It's Icesis Couture.
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470. How did you find
the process of writing jokes?
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471. I just looked around the room
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472. and realized
how terrible everybody was.
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473. Ooh.
Shade.
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474. So, ooh, we're starting early.
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475. Oh, my goodness!
It's getting hot.
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476. Welcome again to the roast
of Miss Brick Lynn Hytes.
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477. "Brick," as in the face, "Lynn,"
as in that's a lot of fill in.
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478. Mother, blink.
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479. One blink for moisture,
two blinks for help?
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480. Yeah?
No?
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481. Is that a "no?"
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482. I would not do
individual parts of her name,
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483. but, like, Brooke Lynn Hytes,
the blankety blank of blank,
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484. or go after something else
of her, her makeup, her songs.
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485. - So, I'ma skip that, okay.
Yeah.
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486. Um, I kid, I kid.
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487. Mother,
you are the absolute beauty.
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488. And as the fairy tale goes,
we have beauty, and the beast.
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489. And I point towards the sisters.
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490. Please follow my hand
as I direct your eyes
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491. to the dog show to my right.
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492. I'm slightly nervous
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493. because they weren't
really laughing.
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494. Is that too mean?
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495. - No.
- I'm not sure I follow.
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496. I don't want my cardio tomorrow
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497. to be me trying to find
my way to your punchline.
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498. - Okay?
- For sure.
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499. This is like,
"Boom, boom, boom, get out."
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500. It's just
a massive thing with time
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501. because you're gonna take
some time away from your sister.
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502. - Yeah, I need to edit.
Short and sweet.
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503. For sure.
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504. It's definitely
going to be a long night.
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505. - There she is, Gia Metric.
- Hi!
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506. So this is my first time reading
jokes that I have written,
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507. and, um, definitely
outside of my comfort zone.
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508. Um, so my entrance line
is "Who brought the gravy?
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509. Just kidding, girls.
I'm here!"
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510. - Okay.
- Okay, that's cute.
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511. I call myself the gravy.
- Okay.
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512. We have for, um...
For Brad, we have...
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513. Brad, you're like
the corn on the cob.
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514. I'd love to butter you up,
sprinkle some sugar on you,
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515. and scream "Yes, Daddy,
give me all your money!"
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516. A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
No, okay.
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517. Wait.
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518. First of all,
who puts sugar on corn?
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519. I was making, like,
a sugar daddy reference.
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520. Oh!
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521. I was out at "sugar."
That's not a roast.
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522. What else do you have?
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523. Um, okay, um, Emma, you're
like the aunt who shows up,
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524. but no one knows what side
of the family you belong to.
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525. You can sit
with the kids tonight.
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526. No?
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527. This is what
I think your thing is.
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528. You don't think
you're a joke writer,
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529. so you don't wanna
write the jokes.
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530. I think I'm struggling
with being mean.
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531. When I was younger, I had
a lot of, like, anger issues.
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532. I did not like the way that
I was treating other people,
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533. and I've worked so hard to,
like, push away from, like,
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534. being this mean person.
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535. I feel like this is, like,
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536. the most shaky
I've been in the competition.
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537. Oh!
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538. This is, like, the challenge
that I knew was gonna be
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539. the toughest for me.
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540. You are a queen,
and you have confidence,
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541. and every time
you start telling a joke,
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542. I feel like you shrink back.
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543. Fuck it!
Who cares?
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544. Just bring it.
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545. Now is like
make or break time,
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546. and you've got it all in you,
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547. so, like,
step your fucking pussy up
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548. and write us a good roast.
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549. Gotcha.
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550. And wear a leotard
with two legs.
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551. It's elimination day,
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552. and it is roast day,
and I feel medium-rare.
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553. Do you guys feel
like when you get in drag,
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554. you have this sort of, like,
power of like a thousand people?
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555. You know what I mean?
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556. Like, you're
this sort of presence.
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557. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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558. It's becoming a super hero.
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559. Yes, exactly.
You're becoming a super hero.
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560. This is part of,
like, why I do drag,
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561. and the reason why I named
myself after such, like,
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562. a respected figure
in my culture.
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563. Back home in Greece, being
a feminine person is very taboo,
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564. especially as someone
who's more masculine presenting,
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565. and for me, to claim that name
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566. is a way to sort of
own back that femininity
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567. that was taken away from me
as a young child.
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568. You know,
when you're put down so much
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569. for, like, being who you are,
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570. the moment that
we get to create something,
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571. and, like, be the writer,
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572. be the director,
and be the star of it,
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573. it's so empowering.
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574. I would say the only
struggle to that sometimes
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575. is, like,
then getting out of drag.
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576. Yeah.
- And feeling inadequate.
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577. Yeah, girl.
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578. There's like this social
pressure in the gay community
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579. of not being hunky enough,
not being skinny enough.
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580. Yeah, yeah.
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581. It takes a toll, because,
that idea that you're not enough
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582. to be a gay man,
"You're too fat.
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583. You're too fem.
You're too this.
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584. You're too that."
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585. It's difficult because when
I'm Kimora, baby, I'm a star.
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586. Out of drag, I am probably
just a really big nerd.
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587. Justin is very quiet,
and reserved,
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588. and Kimora is this
out of the world person
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589. who is like my alter ego.
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590. No matter what, like,
that power that we have in drag
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591. is available
to us out of drag too.
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592. Yeah, totally.
'Cause it is.
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593. 'Cause we are
that person, no matter what.
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594. Maybe not physically.
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595. Maybe we don't have
like 30 pounds of makeup on
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596. and, like, two stacked wigs.
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597. But, like, you know,
we still have that power.
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598. I do enjoy
30 pounds of makeup.
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599. Yeah, we know.
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600. Well, bitches, thank God drag
has given us some tough skin.
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601. And, baby, when we roast,
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602. I hope Brooke Lynn
has just as tough a skin,
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603. because we gon'
eat her the fuck alive.
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604. - Yay!
- She does.
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605. Have you seen her up close?
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606. Welcome to the main stage
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607. of Canada's Drag Race.
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608. She's always got a plan and
she'll always take your man.
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609. It's TV's Amanda Brugel!
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610. Under His eye.
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611. - Which one?
- That one.
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612. He's the only man
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613. "suited" to be here.
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614. It's Brad Goreski.
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615. Hi, Brooke Lynn.
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616. Brad, have you ever had a roast?
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617. Oh, I love a good rump roast.
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618. Oh.
What about a spit roast?
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619. Oh.
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620. I don't think
I've ever had one of those.
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621. That really surprises me.
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622. Me too.
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623. And, it's Canada's funny honey,
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624. Emma Hunter.
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625. Hi!
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626. How hard did you laugh today?
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627. So hard that I peed a little.
In fact, I'm peeing right now.
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628. This week,
we challenged our queens
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629. to heat up the competition
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630. in the first ever
Canada's Drag Race roast of me.
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631. Racers, start your engines,
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632. and may the best drag queen win.
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633. First up, Kendall Gender.
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634. Hello, bonjour, hi,
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635. and welcome to the roast
of Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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636. Let's say hello to our judges.
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637. - Hi, Emma.
- Hi!
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638. Oh, my God!
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639. Emma, did you know
that this week,
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640. I actually
won the mini challenge?
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641. It's true.
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642. It was this really
intense acting challenge
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643. where I had
to pretend to actually know
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644. who the fuck you were
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645. when they said you were
a judge this week.
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646. - All
I know!
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647. I was all like, "Ah!
And scene."
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648. And, hello, Wendy Williams!
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649. So happy to see you.
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650. Oh!
My goodness.
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651. I mean Amanda Brugel, my bad.
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652. Must be all those
bodysuits that I wear.
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653. They really cut off
the circulation to the brain.
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654. I am just so happy that you took
time out of your busy schedule
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655. of creating a show that
only 50-year old white women
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656. actually watch,
to be with us today.
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657. Speaking of 50 year old
white women, hi, Brad!
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658. Hey!
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659. Oh, my God!
Kendall, werk.
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660. She is on fire.
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661. Brad is a fashion stylist.
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662. It basically means
that he's not talented enough
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663. to be a fashion designer,
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664. yet he's too ugly
to be an actual celebrity.
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665. Did you know that Brad
is actually my middle name?
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666. - No!
- I know!
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667. Oh, I'm sorry for that
useless bit of information.
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668. Almost as useless
as getting a makeup critique
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669. from a drag queen that doesn't
even paint her own fucking face.
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670. - Brooke Lynn Hytes, everybody!
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671. When we were
getting an explanation
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672. about this whole roast,
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673. they were like, "The roast
is gonna be about the icon,
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674. the legend, the star,
the Queen of the North."
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675. And, I, like everyone,
assumed that meant Priyanka.
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676. But no, no.
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677. They meant the queen
that gave herself that title,
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678. instead of actually
winning the fucking crown.
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679. Ooh!
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680. Speaking of people
that will never win the crown,
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681. please prepare yourself
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682. for the mediocre
comedic stylings of Adriana!
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683. It is an honour to be here
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684. to do some juicy
Brooke Lynn Hytes cooking.
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685. Yes!
Mm!
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686. We have
very special guests tonight,
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687. but I want to start
by thanking our adorable...
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688. Sorry.
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689. I want to start by thanking
our more affordable,
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690. but not less loveable,
Michelle Visage, Amanda Brugel,
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691. because without you,
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692. this panel would be whiter
than Pythia's dancing.
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693. Brooke Lynn,
I see so much of myself in you.
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694. I mean you're quiet, beautiful,
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695. but still a fucking bitch.
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696. You told me last week
that you saw my versatility
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697. but were you
blind the whole season?
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698. I've never topped
and bottomed so hard in my life!
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699. I mean, I'm sure you have Brad,
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700. but no, I haven't, and it hurts.
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701. I am like Synthia,
Kendall, and Gia's trio
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702. just destroyed.
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703. Back to Trinity the Tuck.
You are an icon, a role model.
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704. Just judging these bitches
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705. and looking like the youngest
fucking Cock Destroyer.
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706. Those are motherfucking goals.
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707. What's up, y'all?
What's up?
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708. My name is Gia Metric.
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709. Take in this beauty, honey!
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710. I am painted.
I am snatched.
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711. The tape is tight.
Brooke Lynn, take note.
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712. Last week I saw your tape
flapping in the wind.
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713. We don't want that.
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714. That's all
we're gonna say, yes.
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715. Now, one thing
I like to say about my beauty
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716. is that
it does not make me funny,
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717. but it sure gets me a lot
of dick, bitches!
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718. Yeah!
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719. I have had
so many dicks in my mouth.
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720. Gia is on the struggle bus.
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721. She gags,
but damn does it feel good!
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722. Girl, no!
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723. I'm not buying
a ticket to that show.
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724. I am scared.
I wanna go home.
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725. I need an adult.
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726. And now, the guest of honour,
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727. Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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728. Let's talk about your face.
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729. Oh, pardon me, your new face.
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730. Thank you.
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731. It reminds me of one of those
pussycat wall clocks,
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732. made of cheap, hard plastic,
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733. and all that moves
are the wonky, shifty eyes.
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734. It's like
did you smell burnt toast?
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735. The claws are out, mama.
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736. You old bitch!
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737. Your face is so stiff,
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738. if I had a rock, we could knock
them together to make a fire.
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739. Poof.
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740. Then we could actually
get this roast cooking.
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741. Am I right?
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742. Thank you, thank you so much
for the warm welcome.
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743. I'm Greek, right,
so when I heard "roast,"
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744. I thought, like,
the whole Greek Easter shebang,
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745. and with all the grease paint
on the guest judge,
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746. it might as well be.
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747. Us drag queens, we have
a lot of cover-up techniques,
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748. so ask us for some tips,
if you need.
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749. Just don't ask Adriana.
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750. Yeah, she's a little rough,
a little.
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751. Yes.
Let's see.
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752. And the honoured guest
of the night,
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753. Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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754. Bitch, I am so scared to roast
you in this environmental crisis
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755. because what if
the ozone layer
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756. makes more holes with all
the chemicals burning off?
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757. It's so hard to take advice
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758. from her sometimes
because her face doesn't move.
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759. She's like, "Make me laugh."
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760. I'm still waiting.
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761. Oh, I know.
I'm like, I'm like...
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762. You're not laughing?
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763. Well, you know what?
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764. We weren't laughing
with your Snatch Game either.
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765. Celine Dion,
more like "Celine Be-gone."
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766. Anyways, I believe we are
running out of time,
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767. so give it up
for Icesis Couture.
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768. - Hey!
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769. Thank you so much, Pythia,
for that hilarious roast.
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770. Since we're roasting,
I'm gonna try one on you.
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771. - Are you ready?
I'm ready.
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772. Pythia, you're this week's
design challenge winner.
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773. Oh, my God.
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774. Tell me how bad
of a designer I am.
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775. Tell me.
I want it.
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776. A wide lens and a warning
would really help out this cast.
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777. Could you imagine this pack
of bulldog-looking heifers
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778. running around
loose in the world?
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779. They are the reason
we spay and neuter our pets.
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780. What?
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781. But enough
about the cast of Snow Dogs,
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782. and Kimora as Cuba Gooding Jr.
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783. "Baby, baby!"
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784. "Hey!"
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785. Now, to the judges.
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786. Brad, not only are you
an accomplished designer,
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787. you're also a wonderful author.
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788. The book was called,
Born to be Brad.
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789. Let's all pause
for the sheer genius
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790. that is
the title of that book.
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791. Just think about it.
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792. He was, like, born,
and then named, like, Brad,
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793. so he was, like,
born to be Brad.
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794. - Emma Hunter.
- Yes?
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795. The host of Pop Quiz.
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796. Since Emma seems
to enjoy playing games,
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797. let's play one ourselves.
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798. I'll give you all
five seconds to Google
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799. "Who the fuck is Emma Hunter?"
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800. - The winner gets Emma Hunter.
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801. You're welcome, Emma.
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802. I hope your stay here was
comfortable, whoever you are.
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803. - That bitch is funny.
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804. I'm fucking good at this.
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805. Girl, you're not even
getting to Brooke Lynn
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806. in a roast about Brooke Lynn.
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807. Hasta la gusta, la pusetta!
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808. Where are the Brooke Lynn jokes?
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809. Now, to the man of the hour.
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810. That raw throated,
dumpster fire of a monstrosity
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811. you called Celine is almost
as bad as that Cock Destroyer
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812. of a throat you used
to sing that single.
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813. - Bra-ta-ta-ti-ti-ta.
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814. Oh, I'm done?
Oh, no!
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815. Oh, my God!
And we're done?
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816. Oh, I have two more pages.
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817. I just want
to do the rest of my jokes.
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818. Thank you so much.
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819. Icesis went over
her fucking time.
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820. Light was blinking, bitch!
Light was blinking!
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821. Thank you, Icesis Couture.
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822. For all of you
who don't know Icesis,
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823. she is the motherfucking
grumpiest drag queen ever.
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824. This bitch complains about
pain like no one's business.
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825. She think she's like
a rapper from the year 2000.
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826. My neck, my back.
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827. If this bitch had an ass,
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828. we'd be hearing about
her pussy and her crack too.
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829. Oh, I like that.
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830. Speaking of sisters,
Kendall Gender is here.
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831. If Drake in drag is your
fantasy, look no further.
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832. Adriana,
do you understand the words
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833. that are coming out of my mouth?
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834. - No.
- See, you fucking suck!
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835. Whoa, that was mean.
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836. And now, our panel.
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837. Oh, God.
Stacey McKenzie is here!
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838. What?
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839. Amanda Brugel?
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840. From that show
with the bitches with the hoods?
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841. Oh, I'm not fucking with her.
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842. Brad Goreski, everyone.
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843. Brad, I'd ask
who you're wearing,
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844. but it's clear to me
that you're being dressed
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845. by little trolls made of candy
because every fucking time
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846. I look at you,
I taste the fucking rainbow.
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847. Ooh.
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848. And now, for the maid of honour,
first runner up to Yvie Oddly,
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849. Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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850. Brooke, I have to thank you
for setting the bar so low
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851. on Snatch Game,
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852. but really, all jokes aside,
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853. Brooke, you are
the pride and joy of Canada.
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854. Aw.
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855. It's a shame it took
15 CC's of hyaluronic acid
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856. for you to look
this fucking stunning.
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857. Bitch,
let me tell you something.
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858. Your face is fucking full
like a bottom in a bathhouse.
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859. Wow, okay.
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860. Watching Kimora,
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861. this is just, like,
definitely not what I expected.
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862. I am Kimora Amour, and I am here
in the same motherfucking hair.
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863. Why?
Because I fucking bought it.
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864. Good night.
Thank you very much.
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865. And this was the roast
of Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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866. Category is
Dungeons and Drag Queens.
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867. First up, Gia Metric.
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868. Oh, it's Lizard McGuire.
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869. She is
serving you lizard queen.
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870. Watch out because
her tail might trip you.
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871. This look is
"one in a chameleon."
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872. I'm taking it slow
and letting them know
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873. that I have nowhere to be
but right here.
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874. Next up, Adriana.
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875. Ooh, creature
from the gay lagoon.
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876. I'm walking that runway
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877. giving you
haute couture fashion.
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878. This mix of insect, animal, fish
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879. is weird mixed with beauty
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880. and I feel fantastic!
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881. She's really fishing for
compliments with this one.
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882. Icesis Couture.
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883. I am the evil queen.
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884. Introducing her royal vag-esty.
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885. I am wearing a custom
crown that I made myself.
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886. I want the judges to know
what it would look like
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887. when they put
the crown on my head.
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888. Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the draggiest of them all?
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889. It's me!
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890. I want to show them
that I am that bitch.
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891. Next, Kendall Gender.
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892. I am stomping this runway
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893. like I am heading
straight to Mordor, bitch.
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894. I'm giving you sexy, sexy elf
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895. shimmering from head to toe.
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896. I'd put that elf on my shelf.
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897. She is gonna steal
the kingdom and your man.
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898. She is
the Lord of the cock rings.
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899. Kimora Amour.
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900. I am the raven.
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901. She's dark.
She's mysterious.
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902. She's sequined and feathered
to the holy high heavens.
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903. Chirp, chirp, bitch.
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904. Did she just flip me the bird?
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905. Baby, I am fluttering.
I am flowing those wings.
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906. This bitch can fly.
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907. I can always
use a good wing woman.
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908. And finally, Pythia.
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909. I am strutting down the runway
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910. wearing a beautiful
Victorian maiden's outfit.
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911. And then bam!
Ha-ha-ha!
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912. I am a centaur.
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913. Welcome to the main
stage of Canada's horse race.
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914. I made this whole thing.
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915. It's a living,
walking, drag puppet.
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916. Ooh, you can tell she
loves to be ridden bareback.
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917. So do I.
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918. Welcome back,
you fucking bitches.
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919. It is now time
for the judges' critiques.
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920. First up, Icesis Couture.
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921. Yesterday, I was definitely
a little worried about you.
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922. Okay.
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923. And tonight,
big fucking plot twist.
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924. You really came through,
and you made the crowd laugh.
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925. You might not know my name,
but I fucking know yours
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926. because that was incredible.
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927. You took every note we said.
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928. You applied them,
and then you slayed,
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929. and the confidence
was just pouring out of you.
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930. - The only issue was time.
- I know.
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931. You gotta
stick to the time.
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932. You went on too long,
and unfortunately,
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933. rules are there for a reason,
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934. and you didn't get
to me in time.
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935. - Yes.
- And it was about me.
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936. It was about me!
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937. But, just to see you open up,
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938. and see you have
this personality is amazing.
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939. You were
comfortable and confident,
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940. and you finally were the person
that we knew was in there.
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941. Kimora Amour.
- Hello.
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942. So, I'm going
to start with your look.
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943. In the roast was the most
beautiful I've ever seen you.
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944. Thank you.
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945. And your look
on the runway tonight,
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946. I love aspects of it.
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947. I think the wings are beautiful,
and I know you love a feather.
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948. But, it does not fit well,
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949. and I think that's the number
one thing for a nude illusion.
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950. Also, I know you're going
for a fantasy thing,
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951. but I can't even
really see your eyes
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952. 'cause your eyelashes
are so heavy.
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953. In terms of the roast,
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954. yesterday, I thought you were
so clearly the frontrunner.
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955. I thought the jokes were great.
I thought the energy was great.
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956. And then today,
I was like "Where are you?"
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957. You came out,
and you were so serious.
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958. There were a couple
of really funny ones in there,
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959. but it was just
low energy for me.
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960. That was my attempt
at trying to do levels
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961. 'cause everyone knows me.
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962. I'm at a hundred all the time.
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963. But you didn't do levels.
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964. You did a different level,
and then you just stayed there.
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965. Gia Metric.
- Hi, Amanda.
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966. - I love this look tonight.
- Thank you.
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967. It's swamp thing but very chic,
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968. and I felt your runway
was very confident.
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969. I'm really
enjoying the fantasy tonight,
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970. but your roast
didn't really work.
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971. You spent almost two minutes
talking about yourself.
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972. Take in this beauty, honey!
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973. Which was kind of funny,
but it was not really the roast.
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974. A lot of the jokes
seemed mean spirited.
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975. Don't get upset.
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976. I'm not offended.
I'm fine.
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977. This was a very
challenging week for me.
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978. I've put so much time
into growing as a person,
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979. and to not be mean.
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980. It's absolutely terrifying
not knowing the lines of crude,
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981. cruel, witty.
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982. It's this dance you have to do.
Was it a little harsh at times?
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983. For sure, but
the one thing I really loved
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984. was your commitment.
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985. - Thank you.
- Adrrrriana.
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986. - Hi.
- Tell me about this runway look.
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987. This is a Thierry Mugler
replica.
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988. Wow.
- You look beautiful.
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989. It's stunning.
It's breathtaking.
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990. I'm a little torn,
because it is a recreation,
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991. and this is Drag Race,
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992. and I kinda wanna see your drag.
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993. - Mm-hm.
- Your roast was hit and miss.
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994. It was a bit awkward
at the beginning
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995. because I could tell
you were incredibly nervous,
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996. and you kept
referring to your notes.
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997. But then you hit a stride, and
you lifted yourself back up,
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998. and powered through.
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999. I can't believe
yesterday versus today.
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1000. I think you
took the notes like a champion.
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1001. My hat goes off to you.
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1002. - Kendall Gender.
- Hello.
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1003. I just, I don't know.
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1004. I wasn't, like, super into it.
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1005. I was obsessed with it!
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1006. Oh, my goodness!
Girl, you showed up!
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1007. You went first.
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1008. You assigned yourself
to go first,
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1009. and you really just
knocked it out of the park.
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1010. You got us
all into it immediately.
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1011. You grabbed us
with the first joke.
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1012. To me, it felt like you've
been doing roasts for a while,
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1013. which is annoying, 'cause
I've been doing it for decades.
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1014. You were so prepared.
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1015. I think you were the only
person who was off book.
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1016. It was quick, and you made
some really funny jokes,
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1017. like about Priyanka being
the Queen of the North.
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1018. That's hysterical,
because she's not.
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1019. Oh, hello!
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1020. Like that's
what made it even funnier.
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1021. You're always beautiful,
but style-wise, that look,
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1022. for me, was your sweet spot.
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1023. In terms of your runway tonight,
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1024. I think that you
definitely fit the criteria
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1025. for what we're doing.
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1026. This is very fantasy.
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1027. I could see this character
in a video game,
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1028. so I enjoyed that part of it.
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1029. I'll take it.
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1030. - Pythia.
- Hello.
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1031. You've got a little...
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1032. There's a little
something behind you.
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1033. - Oh!
- This old thing?
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1034. I've seen a lot of reveals,
and I was not expecting it.
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1035. I love the humour
and excitement,
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1036. and just creativity
you bring to the runway.
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1037. I am not
a Dungeons and Dragons person
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1038. because I was always
too busy getting laid
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1039. and doing drugs.
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1040. But this Bo-Peep,
horse ass, Mad Hatter,
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1041. whatever it is,
it's just breathtaking.
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1042. - Thank you.
- The roast.
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1043. You definitely had some good
moments, a lot of bad moments.
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1044. It felt like
you were very self-conscious
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1045. the whole way through,
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1046. which is not something
that I associate with you.
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1047. Honestly,
I don't really get comedy.
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1048. Like, I don't.
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1049. I'm the person
that has to, like, Google jokes
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1050. and stuff like that.
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1051. For you, when you
lean into your weirdness,
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1052. and you accept that
and appreciate it,
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1053. and celebrate it,
it's really funny.
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1054. But I feel like that's
something you can take over
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1055. into stand-up comedy.
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1056. Yeah.
- Thank you, queens.
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1057. While you untuck
in the Werk Room,
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1058. the judges will deliberate
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1059. and try to figure out
who the fuck Emma Hunter is.
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1060. Ooh,
I don't wanna step on you.
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1061. Honestly, that was more
terrifying than the Snatch Game,
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1062. and the judges
confirmed my worries
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1063. with their critiques.
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1064. How do you even
sit down right now?
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1065. - Ooh!
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1066. I just want
to crawl under my big bustle
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1067. and just stay there.
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1068. Obviously, comedy
is not my strong suit.
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1069. I did my best,
and we'll see what happens.
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1070. If I have to lip synch
tonight, they should be worried.
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1071. I have four legs.
I can trip a bitch.
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1072. I feel that we're
in this point of the competition
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1073. that the judges are gonna
ask us who should go home.
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1074. Are you ready
to give that answer?
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1075. Say me.
I'm ready to go home.
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1076. - Oh.
Whoa.
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1077. Girl, what?
What is happening right now?
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1078. Is she serious?
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1079. I have done my best
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1080. and I have reached my peak.
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1081. All the pressure on me,
and that I'm putting on myself
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1082. just makes me feel
that I'm not enough.
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1083. And at this point,
if I'm not enough,
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1084. I have to just bow out.
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1085. I don't want you to hear
like a few negative things
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1086. that they said
to completely derail you
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1087. because you're amazing.
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1088. How could you want to leave
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1089. so far into this competition?
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1090. Like, you've worked so hard,
and done such an amazing job.
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1091. Now is not the time to give up.
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1092. The judges haven't
made any decisions yet.
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1093. - I know.
- So I don't want you...
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1094. You cannot go in
with that mentality.
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1095. It's not a mentality.
It's a fact.
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1096. I wanted this challenge so much.
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1097. I wanted this win to solidify
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1098. why I deserve
to be in this top five.
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1099. I personally know when I'm done.
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1100. I'm not gonna win that crown.
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1101. I never thought that
this far in the competition
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1102. these words would be
coming out of somebody's mouth.
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1103. More than being shocked,
I am feeling heartbroken.
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1104. I don't want to see her go.
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1105. Everyone can say,
"You know what?
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1106. There are many bitches
who wanted this spot,
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1107. and you're walking away."
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1108. Well, yeah,
I fucking wanna be here.
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1109. Same.
I wanna be here.
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1110. Yeah, I wanna be here so much.
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1111. You are here.
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1112. You committed
to this experience,
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1113. and you give it your all.
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1114. Bitch, I'm not walking away.
I just know my limits.
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1115. I understand.
She's an old bitch.
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1116. She's tired.
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1117. If you don't want to be here,
then start packing.
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1118. What else is there to say?
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1119. - Oh!
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1120. Okay,
just between us funny girls,
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1121. what did you think?
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1122. Starting with Gia Metric?
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1123. I loved her runway look.
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1124. It was a very interesting
take on the theme.
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1125. For me, her roast
was all over the place.
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1126. She spent two minutes talking
about herself at the beginning.
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1127. It was like we were
watching her warm herself up,
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1128. and at this stage
in the competition,
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1129. there's no time for that.
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1130. A lot of times, I was laughing,
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1131. but I was not laughing
for the right reasons.
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1132. I was laughing
'cause I was like,
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1133. "Ha-ha, this is uncomfortable!"
Copy !req
1134. Up next, Kendall Gender.
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1135. Kendall knocked it
out of the park.
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1136. The jokes were rapid fire.
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1137. It was well put together,
and she took us on a ride,
Copy !req
1138. and, she opened.
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1139. It is so hard to go first,
and she didn't know,
Copy !req
1140. but she was the warm-up
for the rest of the queens.
Copy !req
1141. She looked
stunning in the roast,
Copy !req
1142. and the look tonight, even
though it didn't pop for me,
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1143. she still
checked all the criteria
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1144. for the runway challenge.
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1145. The colour of the draping,
it was drab,
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1146. but it was better that way, than
if it had just been a bodysuit.
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1147. Yes, it's like putting
a snake on a turtleneck.
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1148. What did
we think of Kimora Amour?
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1149. The look tonight on the runway,
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1150. this nude illusion with the
completely different skin tone,
Copy !req
1151. and then the baggy arms
were a huge disappointment.
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1152. I love Kimora's
pageant background,
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1153. but tonight, the polish
was not there for me either.
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1154. And then, the roast she was
so serious and so very stern.
Copy !req
1155. And that's not Kimora.
Copy !req
1156. That's not the Kimora
we've come to know and love.
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1157. There was just a mess
of not getting the tone
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1158. of the roast quite right,
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1159. and as a result,
all of it kind of falling flat.
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1160. Up next, Icesis Couture.
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1161. The runway look was gorgeous.
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1162. Icesis' level of taste
is impeccable.
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1163. If I were the other queens,
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1164. Icesis would be the one
stressing me the fuck out.
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1165. Her jokes were so funny,
and they hit hard,
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1166. and she had so many of them.
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1167. Yes.
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1168. She was so comfortable.
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1169. You could tell
she was having fun.
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1170. She came
out of her shell so much
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1171. that she took up
most of everyone else's time.
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1172. This is a competition.
There are rules.
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1173. You are given
a certain amount of time
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1174. and she didn't even get to me,
by the time her time was up.
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1175. - Yeah.
- And that's a problem.
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1176. Adriana.
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1177. She looked
beautiful at the roast,
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1178. and also on the runway tonight.
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1179. The runway look was spectacular.
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1180. I didn't mind
that it was a replica.
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1181. I thought she presented it well.
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1182. The roast, for me,
it started off quite weak.
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1183. You could see
how nervous she was.
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1184. Some of it fell flat,
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1185. but there were some really,
really funny moments in there.
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1186. The thing I love about Adriana
is that she's a fighter.
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1187. She stumbled a bit,
had to rely on her notes,
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1188. but won me over
because she pushed through.
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1189. Okay, Pythia.
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1190. She blows me away every time
she steps out on this runway.
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1191. I see her looks week after week,
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1192. and it's never
something I've seen before.
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1193. I definitely see
such a star quality in her.
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1194. I just want her to start
seeing it herself, as well.
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1195. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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1196. In the roast, you could really
see her second guessing herself.
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1197. The jokes were there.
The delivery was not.
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1198. And so the set
fell flat, but the ass.
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1199. - Was not flat.
- No.
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1200. All right,
I think we've made a decision.
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1201. Bring back our loons.
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1202. Welcome back, queens.
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1203. We have made some decisions.
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1204. Pythia, in the roast,
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1205. you didn't have
a leg to stand on,
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1206. but on the runway,
you got back in the saddle.
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1207. You are safe.
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1208. Oh, my God.
Thank you.
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1209. You may move
to the back of the stage.
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1210. Kimora Amour,
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1211. your personality
is a breath of fresh air,
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1212. but in the roast,
you hit some turbulence.
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1213. I'm sorry, my dear,
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1214. but you are up for elimination.
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1215. Kendall Gender,
at the roast today,
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1216. you were the queen of comedy.
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1217. Condragulations!
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1218. You are the winner
of this week's maxi challenge.
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1219. I won!
Ah!
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1220. My first mini
and maxi challenge.
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1221. Bitch, this was my week.
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1222. You have won
a $2500 gift certificate,
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1223. and, $5000 cash
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1224. courtesy of Vitaly.
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1225. - Ah-ha-ha!
- Yeah, girl!
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1226. Oh, my God!
Wow, thank you so much.
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1227. You may move
to the back of the stage.
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1228. Icesis Couture, you are safe.
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1229. Thank you so much.
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1230. And great job this week.
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1231. - Yes.
- Yes, yes.
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1232. Gia Metric,
your runway gave us life.
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1233. Thank you.
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1234. But in the roast,
you flat lined.
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1235. I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
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1236. Adriana,
that means you are safe.
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1237. Thank you so much.
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1238. You may join the others.
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1239. Two queens stand before us.
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1240. Prior to tonight,
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1241. you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
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1242. of "Get Down" by b4-4.
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1243. This is your last chance
to impress the judges
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1244. and save yourself
from elimination.
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1245. The time has come
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1246. for you to lip synch
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1247. for your life.
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1248. At this point
in the competition,
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1249. I feel present and grounded.
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1250. Mentally,
I've left the building.
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1251. But at the same time,
I'm gonna put on a show.
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1252. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1253. Yes!
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1254. This song is so dumb.
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1255. I don't even know how
to lip synch to this shit.
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1256. I'm just thinking
"Be an annoying bird."
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1257. This is not
a couple's routine, hon.
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1258. We are not doing a do-si-do.
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1259. I am
lip synching for my life
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1260. to stay in this competition,
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1261. and I have this bird
trying to perch on my shoulder,
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1262. a seagull trying
to eat my lunch.
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1263. And it's like,
"No, bitch, no, bitch!
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1264. It's my food!"
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1265. Is it done yet?
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1266. Awkward.
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1267. That was confusing.
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1268. Before we announce our decision,
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1269. I have to ask,
what was happening there?
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1270. I just did
whatever came to my head.
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1271. I wasn't present at all.
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1272. Jesus!
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1273. We just wanted you
to know that it was...
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1274. It was weird as shit.
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1275. Queens, we've made our decision.
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1276. Gia Metric,
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1277. shantay, you stay.
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1278. You may join the other girls.
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1279. Thank you, judges.
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1280. Kimora Amour, you came here
already a seasoned queen,
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1281. but today, you fly away a star.
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1282. I am so appreciative
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1283. for every day
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1284. I have spent
with every single one of you.
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1285. Thank you so much.
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1286. Now, sashay away.
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1287. - We love you.
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1288. I will always
keep you wanting
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1289. Amour.
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1290. There she goes.
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1291. I'm feeling
like in my last moments
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1292. I let down my community
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1293. because that's not
the way I wanted to leave.
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1294. Kimora Amour brings light.
She brings happiness.
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1295. I brought some funny.
I brought good fashion.
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1296. And, bitch, you never ain't seen
a big bitch walk like that.
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1297. I promise you that.
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1298. Condragulations!
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1299. You lived to slay another day.
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1300. Remember, stay true north
strong and fierce.
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1301. Now, let the music play!
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1302. Next time
on Canada's Drag Race.
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1303. Each of you will play chaperone
to the draggiest prom ever.
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1304. - Oh!
- A makeover!
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1305. Now is the opportunity
to make this the queerest prom
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1306. of all time!
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1307. Okay,
does your girl want some help?
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1308. Mama's here to show you
how it's done.
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1309. You can do it, baby.
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1310. Oh!
- This is definitely your child.
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1311. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
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1312. You are
an absolute goddess tonight.
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1313. But did you get
mother, daughter from them?
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1314. No.
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