Canada's Drag Race 2x4

1. Previously, on Canada's Drag Race...

2. You will overact in a slasher film that we're calling Screech!

3. You were so eager and willing to hit your marks.

4. You made me laugh.

5. You hit all your jokes.

6. Adriana, con-drag-ulations.

7. You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

8. Synthia Kiss, shantay, you stay.

9. Stephanie Prince, sashay away.

10. We got no fucking hands to hold.

11. Oh, my gosh.

12. What is going on?

13. "Just letting you guys know that I love y'all

14. and you should be so proud of yourself.

15. Back to being a bitch.

16. I hate y'all. JK, I'm so horny.

17. Steph.

18. That's funny.

19. I just lip synched for my life.

20. It just feels very real, all of a sudden.

21. This is a competition, so it makes me feel gratitude

22. that I'm still here, but also, just a ready spirit

23. for whatever's thrown at me.

24. Stephanie, I'm sad because it's a sister that's leaving us,

25. but at the same time, it's exciting because

26. here I am, still in the game.

27. Synthia, how did you feel about lip synching?

28. It was intense, but I am very proud of myself.

29. Thank you.

30. When you threw the bag, it almost hit her!

31. How close was it?

32. The ball slapped her face.

33. Slapped her face.

34. Slapped her face.

35. Woo!

36. It was like this close.

37. It was like borderline violence.

38. Oh, my God, do I need a lawyer?

39. Adriana, congratulations!

40. Give me some of that cake, bitch.

41. I am silent, but I am coming for you.

42. Silent but deadly, baby!

43. I am on cloud nine

44. and I feel powerful.

45. Oh, my God, so I feel that it's

46. time to take this off, ladies.

47. Get me out of drag!

48. Top nine, fuckers.

49. Pythia, it is so good to see you again.

50. I'm right here!

51. This competition is heating up,

52. and I'm ready to fight to stay here.

53. Oh.

54. I'm an Aries.

55. I ferociously go after my goals.

56. The winner of Canada's Drag Race

57. receives a sickening supply of

58. beauty products from Shoppers Drug Mart,

59. and a cash prize of $100,000.

60. With Traci Melchor,

61. Brad Goreski,

62. and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

63. With tonight's extra special guest judge, Connor Jessup.

64. Top third!

65. Yes!

66. Come on, elderly.

67. Come on, grandma.

68. It's a new day in the Werk Room,

69. and I'm ready to party

70. with the best of them!

71. Last week was so intense!

72. What a whirlwind, honey.

73. And Eve, how does it feel to be in the top?

74. - Yes, girl. - My Toronto girl!

75. And this week I'll be winning, so congratulations to me.

76. You've been saying that since day one, though.

77. Hold your breath, bitch Hold your breath.

78. The delusion is real.

79. Right real!

80. Well, you'll see, girls.

81. I feel like I've turned around my trajectory

82. in this competition, and I'm ready to start winning

83. some fucking challenges.

84. Gia, you were also in the top.

85. It feels really great.

86. So I was in the top two weeks in a row.

87. I'm very proud, but I'm fucking hungry!

88. I'm starving for the win!

89. Your time's going to come, Gia.

90. Yes. Patiently waiting.

91. I don't know about that, but, uh—

92. Next topic.

93. Yeah, see how no one's laughing?

94. Canada, she done already done had herses.

95. Hey, lady-kins.

96. I'd like to take a moment to quote Canada's

97. unofficial poet laureate.

98. Drake.

99. Oh.

100. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives,

101. or in other words, step your pussy up

102. and we'll see what gives.

103. Ooh.

104. I love a giving pussy.

105. Oh, hey, queens!

106. Come on, outfit. MC Hammer?

107. Fashion.

108. Ladies, we are a few weeks in and a few weeks older.

109. I don't know about you, but I've really been

110. feeling this aging process.

111. Yeah.

112. For example, I now need these.

113. What? You've never seen a pair of reading glasses before?

114. Ooh!

115. Well, call it fate because the library is officially open.

116. Today's mini challenge is all about reading

117. because reading is what?

118. Fundamental!

119. Now, who wants to wreck la bibliotheque?

120. The library is open, darling.

121. Oh, the glasses switch.

122. Now she can't tell who's who, though.

123. Adriana, congrats on your win, girl.

124. Don't say anything because the guy who does your subtitles,

125. honey, he's off today.

126. Eve 6000.

127. Uh-oh.

128. The only thing more wrecked than your emotional state

129. is your hole.

130. Hashtag hemorrhoids.

131. - Not the hemorrhoids. - Not the hemorrhoids!

132. Pythia, girl, with a nose like that,

133. you remind me of Pinocchio.

134. I'm just shocked it didn't grow nine inches when you told Eve

135. you think she's going to end up in the top of this competition.

136. - You liar!

137. Eve, getting to know you is like going to the movie theater.

138. I'll sit back, relax, and watch as you project

139. all of your scripted emotion over the entire room.

140. Cue the crying!

141. Kimora, we can tell that you're from the ball scene.

142. I mean your lashes love voguing.

143. Yes, baby!

144. And Gia, or should I say Gigi not as good?

145. Ooh!

146. Oh! That was a good one.

147. I knew it was coming.

148. Oh, no!

149. Alright, let's go.

150. Gia Metric, I see where you got your name.

151. Your head is a square,

152. your silhouette is a straight line,

153. and your track record is a circle.

154. Suki Doll, oh my God,

155. the spirit is giving me a message. It says...

156. you're a little bitch.

157. Period.

158. Kimora, I almost sat on you last time.

159. I thought you were the toilet seat.

160. There's so much shit coming out of that mouth.

161. Icesis Couture, or as I like to say,

162. Icesis HandM.

163. I make all my stuff, and I think your outfit was

164. the worst last week.

165. Isn't that right, Brooke Lynn?

166. It was...

167. Can we skip Icesis?

168. Next up, we have Icesis Couture.

169. I'm so quiet, like oh, shy.

170. It's always the quiet ones, ladies.

171. Gia Metric, you're definitely one of

172. the most talented queens here.

173. That talent will take you so far,

174. and I hope you stay there.

175. Eve 6000, sister to sister,

176. let me give you some advice.

177. Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.

178. That's your parents' job.

179. She went in.

180. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

181. Yeah?

182. We're so happy to have you back in Canada.

183. - Thank you. - You know what they say.

184. You can take the girl out of LA,

185. but it takes three to six months for the LA

186. to dissolve out of the girl.

187. Kendall, you have the greatest—

188. Sorry, grayest breasts I've ever seen.

189. That vest got dust, girl.

190. That's a busty bust. Okay.

191. Yes!

192. That was so good. That was awesome.

193. This library is officially incinerated.

194. Now, you are all some shady ladies,

195. but one of you is a full blown solar eclipse.

196. The winner of today's mini challenge is...

197. Icesis Couture.

198. Shady!

199. You've won $2000 in cash,

200. courtesy of Tan on the Run.

201. Oh!

202. Go, girl.

203. And it looks like you could use it.

204. Now.

205. What?

206. Are you ready for a starry night?

207. Because it's time to separate the meteorites

208. from the meteor-wrongs.

209. For this week's maxi challenge,

210. we'll be playing the Snatch Game.

211. Oh, shit.

212. Snatch Game. Snatch.

213. Sorry, I had a flashback.

214. Come on, Celine.

215. You know the rules.

216. Give us your best celebrity impersonation,

217. but most importantly, fill in those blanks,

218. and take us to the laugh bank.

219. Racers, start your engines,

220. and may the least shitty one win!

221. - Bye! - Bye.

222. Today is Snatch Game!

223. The Snatch Game is an impersonation challenge,

224. but it's also an improv challenge.

225. - Oh. Oh, wow! - Oh, wow!

226. It's a comedy challenge, most of all. You have to be funny.

227. Ah.

228. This is the one that I came here to do, and I am ready to win.

229. Are you guys ready?

230. I honestly don't know who's doing who.

231. Yeah, I'm not really sure who is who either.

232. You know what?

233. Like, I'm not a celebrity person.

234. Me, too.

235. Sometimes that's actually good for Snatch Game.

236. Yes, because you have your own opinion of it.

237. Yeah, because you can create whatever the hell you want.

238. Exactly.

239. I feel like this competition has been so flip-floppy.

240. I literally went from the top to the bottom in, like,

241. the snap of a finger, so we just have no idea.

242. Snatch Game makes me feel like I'm competing.

243. - Yeah. - Do you know what I mean?

244. This is Drag Race.

245. The Snatch Game is honestly the most iconic part of

246. Drag Race because a lot of the impersonations that win

247. go on throughout the drag performer's career forever.

248. I'm back, my dream queens.

249. Hello!

250. Now let me see those snatches.

251. Ah.

252. Smell my finger.

253. Hi, Icesis.

254. Hi, Brooke Lynn.

255. So, tell me about who you're thinking for Snatch Game.

256. I've decided to go with

257. a woman named La Veneno.

258. Yes, of course!

259. She's an icon.

260. She is, like, yeah.

261. La Veneno is a gay icon

262. from the early '90s in Spain.

263. She was on a lot of television shows.

264. She had music.

265. Just like on a personal note, my drag mother is trans—

266. Uh-huh.

267. —so I just have, like, a connection.

268. I've been raised by, like, a pack of trans women.

269. I think this is a great character,

270. and I love that you are paying homage to a trans icon.

271. - Have fun. - Thank you.

272. That's what it's all about.

273. The pleasure's all mine.

274. Thank you. Bye, baby.

275. Bye.

276. Hi, Pythia.

277. Hello, Brooke.

278. Tell me who you're going to do.

279. My very first choice would be Grimes.

280. She's a Canadian singer, but she's also the partner

281. of Elon Musk.

282. Uh-huh. Is this something that's in your wheelhouse?

283. What's a wheelhouse?

284. The realm of what you do in drag.

285. Not really.

286. It's going to be a little different from what I do,

287. but I feel like I can really build off of it.

288. I just want to have a little fun.

289. Yeah. I can't wait to see how it turns out.

290. - Great. Thank you, Brooke. - Thank you, Pythia.

291. - Adriana. - Hello, hello, hello.

292. I love an animal print.

293. Now I don't want you to tell me who you're doing.

294. I want you to show me.

295. I don't know why. It seems so obvious

296. if I have this beautiful hair.

297. Oh, Sofia?

298. Sofia Vergara.

299. I love it.

300. Thank you.

301. She's also from Columbia.

302. She is also from Columbia. I love her.

303. I'm going to use my accent as a strength.

304. Mm-hm.

305. And just turn it a little bit more Cortina,

306. like something really like—

307. - Yeah. - You know?

308. I love that you're confident, and you just got to commit

309. to it and make us laugh.

310. Totally, I will.

311. Thank you, baby.

312. Hello, hello, bonjour.

313. Hi, Suki.

314. Who do we have here?

315. Okay, we have an artiste.

316. - It's Yoko Ono.

317. Can you give me a little Yoko?

318. Yes, of course.

319. Ah! Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ah!

320. And there's more.

321. What I like about you is

322. that you don't take yourself seriously,

323. but you take the work seriously,

324. and that's a very important thing to separate,

325. which makes me excited for Snatch Game.

326. - Thank you so much. - Thank you.

327. - Hey, Brooke. - Hi!

328. How are you?

329. I am good.

330. Give me a little bit of your character,

331. and I'm going to try to guess.

332. Bitch, I love glitter and cocaine!

333. I have no idea who that is.

334. I am doing Miss Leslie Jones.

335. That's a great personality to do.

336. I think so. I'm very quiet, actually,

337. when I'm at home and by myself.

338. This gets me to show my personality

339. when I'm with my friends,

340. that part that's kind of raunchy,

341. that part that's just kind of silly and stupid,

342. and just loves to have fun.

343. You're on fucking Drag Race.

344. Bitch, have fun, goddammit.

345. I couldn't agree more.

346. Well, it was so good to finally talk to you.

347. I hope it's the first of many.

348. - Thank you. - Bye.

349. Hello. Hi, Gia.

350. Hi, Brooke Lynn.

351. Tell me about who you are doing.

352. Okay, we've got the breast-ess-ess.

353. Thinking Anna Faris.

354. Uh-huh.

355. That voice that she does where she exhales a lot.

356. She's a little quirky and awkward,

357. and then my second option is Jim Carrey.

358. Okay, that intrigues me.

359. Can you give me a little Jim Carrey?

360. Oh, yes!

361. Okay, I see it.

362. Can I hear Anna?

363. Oh, oh my gosh, oh!

364. Oh, Brooke Lynn, oh!

365. You are very good at turning on a character.

366. Thank you.

367. I can't wait to see you out there.

368. Thanks, babes.

369. - Hi. - Hi, Kendall.

370. Hello, bonjour, hi.

371. So who are we thinking?

372. So my first choice is Kris Jenner.

373. Oh!

374. Yes, I think that a lot of my drag is kind of like making fun

375. of the Kardashians, obviously, Kendall Gender,

376. but the reason why I do it because I do really love them,

377. and I like their stupidity and their campiness.

378. So, what is it like being in a competition

379. with your drag family?

380. In my wildest dreams, I couldn't have imagined

381. a more perfect situation.

382. Uh-huh.

383. Who would not want to experience this

384. with your literal best friends?

385. Do you also feel a sense of competition,

386. like I have to send these bitches home, and I'm going to?

387. I think that that's just something that I struggle with

388. in my life. I sometimes make the comfort

389. of others the priority, and in this situation,

390. I just have to remember that like—

391. It's all about you.

392. It's about me, and that's okay.

393. Well, give us that big momager energy.

394. - Yes, honey. - I cannot wait.

395. I've got the right colour milkers today, promise.

396. Perfect.

397. Hi, Synthia.

398. I'm so happy to still be here.

399. Are you? I'm very happy you're here too.

400. So, let me guess who you're going to do.

401. Oh my God, Brooke Lynn.

402. I'm like literally dying right now to be

403. Rachel Zoe on the Snatch Game.

404. Oh!

405. Things might get a little awkward because Brad's here,

406. - you know.

407. Picking Rachel is a really fun choice because we have

408. Brad Goreski this season, too.

409. I don't know if you know, or have watched the Zoe Report,

410. but Brad was Rachel's assistant,

411. and they had a falling out.

412. Thank you.

413. Okay, okay, okay.

414. Well, well, well, well, well.

415. Hi, Eve.

416. Hi!

417. So who are you thinking?

418. I'm kind of known for doing Jennifer Coolidge.

419. People have seen me do it. That's one option.

420. Okay.

421. Okay, do you want to see the other one?

422. - Yes. - Okay, one second.

423. Where did she go?

424. And my other option is Bernie Sanders.

425. Holy shit.

426. - I love it. - Yeah, so— Thank you.

427. Brooke Lynn is living for Bernie.

428. She is feeling the Bern

429. and I want to take a really big risk

430. and do something that nobody would expect me to do.

431. I'm a huge, huge, huge fan of Bernie Sanders.

432. I've watched all of his speeches,

433. and I know like everything about him.

434. Do you have the mannerisms down?

435. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - So you've studied.

436. I really like that. Okay.

437. Thank you.

438. This could be an iconic Snatch Game.

439. Do I have your vote?

440. Yes, you have my vote.

441. Work, honey, the house down boots, mama.

442. Thank you.

443. I am ready to kill this challenge.

444. Okay, queens, I cannot wait to see what you do.

445. Just commit, be confident,

446. and make me laugh my blank off.

447. Come on.

448. And tomorrow, on the main stage,

449. category is Made in Canada,

450. brought to us by Made.

451. Ooh!

452. Made champions Canadian content from film to TV to video games,

453. encouraging audiences to seek more from their stories.

454. So, before you all launch into superstardom,

455. we want each of you to pay homage to

456. a Canadian scene stealer who came before you.

457. And ladies, you might want to make sure you look extra hot,

458. because joining us tomorrow is our extra special guest judge,

459. Hollywood heartthrob, Connor Jessup.

460. Ooh!

461. Come on, daddy.

462. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

463. Bye.

464. Bye!

465. Snatch Game separates the winners from the losers.

466. Without Snatch Game, baby, huh,

467. there's no crown.

468. This is nice.

469. Hi, I'm Traci Melchor, and we're live on

470. the red carpet with Shetalk at the Snatch Game.

471. The stars are in full force as Hollywood has gone north.

472. Hola, chico.

473. Yoko, what would be your favourite Beatles song?

474. None of them. I broke them up.

475. Can I get an inhaler because, Traci, you took my breath away.

476. Come on, take it in!

477. So let's tuck in and get ready for these stars

478. to snatch fire to the rain.

479. Bye-bye.

480. - Boo-boo-badoo. - Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah.

481. Welcome to Canada's gayest game show sensation,

482. the Snatch Game!

483. I am your host, Brooke Lynn Hytes,

484. and I am back, back, back again

485. because they won't let me leave.

486. But now, it's time to meet our contestants.

487. He's cute to boot, and in a suit.

488. It's Brad Goreski!

489. Hey!

490. Brad, I am so excited you're here.

491. I couldn't miss it.

492. I absolutely love a good snatch.

493. Do you?

494. OMG, it is social media sensation,

495. Bomanizer.

496. Hey, Bomanizer, if you could have your own reality show,

497. what would it be called?

498. Canada's Next Top.

499. Top what?

500. That's it.

501. I like it.

502. And now, let's give a big Hollywood north hello

503. to our panel of stars.

504. It's experimental pop princess,

505. and the wife of Elon Musk, Grimes!

506. Hi, Jane Lynch. I love your work.

507. How do you pronounce your son's name?

508. E equals MC squared.

509. I named him after my Wifi password.

510. Please welcome comedy legend, Leslie Jones!

511. Hey, white RuPaul. How you doing?

512. So Leslie, tell me, what do you look for in a man?

513. 9 inches.

514. I think she's looking at you.

515. I think I'm her type.

516. You my type.

517. She is one of the most beloved LGBTQ icons of Spain,

518. La Veneno.

519. Hola, chico.

520. A la gusta.

521. La Veneno, tell me, how are you enjoying the Canadian weather?

522. My English is not very good,

523. and neither is this accent.

524. And all the way from Calabasas,

525. Kris Jenner's in the house, y'all.

526. Oh hey, Ellen, it's so good to be back here with you.

527. You are doing amazing, sweetie.

528. Up next, it's Yoko Ono.

529. Performance art is everywhere.

530. Performance art is you.

531. Okay.

532. Alright, then, it's Jim Carrey!

533. Hey, how's it going!

534. You know what?

535. I can't seem to remember the name of this game.

536. Is it So You Think You Can Snatch?

537. Oh wait! It's the Snatch Game.

538. He is our favourite socialist.

539. It is US Senator, Bernie Sanders.

540. I've been double vaccinated.

541. So, tell me, when you run again, senator,

542. who are you going to choose as your running mate?

543. I think I really need to capture the gay community.

544. Uh-huh.

545. And I think RuPaul would be a great running mate.

546. I might donate.

547. She's loquacious and, oh, so curvaceous,

548. it's my Columbiana, Sofia Vergara.

549. It's a pleasure to be here.

550. You never invite me.

551. It's like you don't love me.

552. Do you?

553. I love you, Sofia. It's not true.

554. Love this country so much.

555. It's so cold, I don't need a bra.

556. Up next, it's a stylist to the stars,

557. Rachel Zoe.

558. Hi, baby.

559. Rachel, I have to ask you, do you recognize anybody here?

560. Yes, let's address the pink fashion elephant in the room.

561. Brad, I respect you,

562. and I would do anything for the gays.

563. It's nice to see you again, Rachel.

564. - It's been a while. - It has.

565. I'm a few clients less, but that's all good.

566. Alright, so y'all ready to snatch up with the stars?

567. Let's get this energy started!

568. Ooh-hoo-hoo!

569. I want what he's having.

570. Yeah, no kidding.

571. Alright, first question.

572. The weather in Canada can be such a drag.

573. You get ten months of winter and two months of blank.

574. Bomanizer.

575. You get two months of disrespect.

576. Oh!

577. Let's see if we have a match.

578. Sofia, what did you put down?

579. Because I'm very hot right now, just looking at these papacitas,

580. I said moist.

581. Two months of moist.

582. Oh, Sofia, I think we have a nip slip.

583. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

584. Can we get some fashion tape, people?

585. This is a fashion emergency.

586. Ooh, sorry.

587. I'm not kidding, guys. Fashion tape.

588. Kris Jenner.

589. Two months of bladder leakage, doll.

590. My vagina is the size of a football field.

591. Grimes.

592. Okay, so as you know,

593. I gave birth to an external disc drive.

594. I'm raising him with like a non-binary computer code,

595. so that he can choose to be either a desktop

596. or a laptop when he grows up,

597. so I said nuts and bolts. That's all he poops.

598. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.

599. La Veneno.

600. What— What did you write down?

601. Celo fuego la pussetta.

602. Two months of la pussetta.

603. Oh my.

604. Oh, la pussetta!

605. You don't even know what it means.

606. What's happening?

607. Subtitles, please.

608. Alright, well, there were no matches, unfortunately.

609. Next question.

610. Hey, Brad, did you hear about the new

611. technology for drag queens?

612. It's an app that helps drag queens find their blank.

613. Oh!

614. It's an app that helps a drag queen find her tuck.

615. Oh, mine goes missing all the time.

616. Jim, did you hear about the new technology for—

617. No!

618. Come on, come on, give it to me.

619. It's an app that helps drag queens find their blank.

620. Oh, my gosh, baby, let's find, oh my God, some energy!

621. I'm just fucking shaking over here!

622. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

623. You're looking sexy over here. Hey!

624. It's me, Jim Carrey.

625. Ah!

626. Do you feel better?

627. Absolutely.

628. Bernie Sanders.

629. I think this is an app to help drag queens

630. find their healthcare.

631. 97% of drag queens are uninsured or underinsured.

632. Hashtag facts.

633. Rachel?

634. Wait, what?

635. Sorry, Brooke, I'm a bit distracted.

636. I'm confirming award season gowns with Cameron Diaz, so yes,

637. things are a little bananas right now.

638. Synthia is always on character,

639. and she's bouncing back and forth so easily.

640. Like, that is Rachel Zoe standing right there.

641. It's terrifying.

642. Can't talk right now.

643. Playing the Snatch Game.

644. Okay, bye, babe.

645. Alright. Yoko.

646. It's to find the Mother Superior.

647. Yoko is performance artist.

648. The performance is you put around your body.

649. You can call it art or performance.

650. Well, thank you, Yoko.

651. Comedy is subjective.

652. Maybe.

653. Sofia, it's an app that helps drag queens

654. find their blank.

655. Boobs.

656. Ooh, because people love boobs, and I love boobs,

657. even if I got botched a little.

658. Yeah.

659. The judges have stopped laughing

660. and I am trapped in this character.

661. People know me for this.

662. Not a match, unfortunately.

663. Fuck.

664. Next question, you won't believe what Bomanizer

665. went viral for on TikTok this time.

666. His account blew up after he taught his dog how to blank.

667. Bomanizer?

668. Reclaim the word bitch.

669. How empowering.

670. Let's see if we can find a bitch, I mean a match.

671. Leslie Jones, what did you write?

672. Sit up and beg like my titties.

673. Like your titties?

674. Like my titties.

675. How do they do that, exactly?

676. They're begging.

677. They're begging. Come on!

678. Yoko Ono, Bomanizer's social blew up

679. after he taught his dog how to blank.

680. You went viral, too?

681. Because me, in my time,

682. I went viral to pose nude.

683. I was a bit younger, so down there it look a little

684. bit more like this.

685. And you can see through lips,

686. and this is why I went viral.

687. But you posed nude?

688. What? No?

689. Yoko, girl, she broke up the Beatles,

690. and now she's breaking up Snatch Game.

691. Up next, Bernie Sanders, what did you put?

692. Alright, alright. I think that Boman taught

693. his dog how to win an election

694. and I have to say I am open to lessons.

695. Oh!

696. And I would love to put you in that position among many others.

697. Rachel Zoe, what did you put down?

698. Okay, you guys,

699. I don't really understand this one,

700. but my gay intern,

701. who I call Brad Number Two,

702. - told me to say it.

703. She done already done had herses.

704. Brad, do you care to respond to that?

705. I only care to respond to you that I wasn't an intern.

706. Oh!

707. I was an assistant.

708. I die.

709. Babe.

710. Babe?

711. Babe.

712. Babe?

713. Babe.

714. Babe?

715. - Babe? - Babe.

716. - Babe. - Babe!

717. - Babe. - Babe?

718. - Babe?

719. Major.

720. Bananas.

721. I die.

722. Babe.

723. Just went to an alternate reality.

724. Talk to Grimes.

725. System reboot.

726. Grimes— —logged in.

727. Hello. I'm back.

728. Where did you go?

729. Just charging my third vagina.

730. Your third vagina?

731. Yes.

732. What did you write down?

733. Oh, my goodness, I wrote down speaking Latin,

734. and honestly, I would love to collaborate with her

735. on my next album.

736. What is your album called?

737. Honey, This is The Apocalypse Baby.

738. Alright, well, that is all the time we have for today.

739. And the winner of the Snatch Game is...

740. me!

741. Isn't that a first?

742. Congratulations.

743. Bomanizer and Brad, thanks so much for playing,

744. and we will see you, next time, on the Snatch Game.

745. Don't do it. She'll look terrible.

746. How are you feeling?

747. I'm disappointed right now.

748. I feel like it was a safe performance.

749. I feel like it was middle of the road.

750. I was so excited to play Bernie.

751. Yeah.

752. Snatch Game was really challenging.

753. For some reason, I just thought I was going to

754. really pull it off.

755. Don't get in your head, sis.

756. I'm disappointed because I kind of set myself up

757. for disappointment with that, you know.

758. You think that's the thing?

759. I mean I don't know, but I can't control it,

760. so I don't fucking know.

761. Absolutely, you can control it, baby.

762. See, but that's what I don't need.

763. Like I don't need a pep talk.

764. - That's what I'm telling you. - No, it's not a pep talk.

765. I just want to make sure you're okay.

766. I'm just saying I'm disappointed right now.

767. I think it's okay for me to be disappointed.

768. I think what some of these girls need to understand about me

769. is that I'm just a complainer, and I don't need a therapy

770. session every single time I'm a little irritated

771. about something.

772. I'm not going to tell you guys how to react or respond,

773. except for right now. I just want to be done with it

774. and move on to the next conversation.

775. Well, I'm trimming my eyebrows, just to let everyone know.

776. Am I feeling cute today, or am I feeling more—

777. Boot.

778. More boot.

779. You're a shady bitch, uh?

780. Suki has a very good sense of humour.

781. It comes from the fact that I was never seeing myself

782. represented in the TVs or I guess the queer drag queen.

783. That really pushed my personality,

784. and pushed my drag persona to be this headstrong woman.

785. To find my place in our community,

786. I had to stumble, I had to fumble,

787. I had to be living on the edge.

788. There's no true opening for like an Asian drag queen like me.

789. You have to be typecasted, so it's always,

790. "Okay, can you do Lucy Liu?

791. Can you do Asian character?"

792. So that's why you're booked.

793. Filling that spot...

794. Yeah, the filler queen.

795. - ... in the cast. - Yeah.

796. And that goes, I think, for all of us,

797. with all of our different nationalities.

798. I know, for the Caribbean, South American community,

799. while there is so much progression in certain parts,

800. there's complete oppression in others,

801. like you can't wear makeup, you can't be feminine.

802. So, you know, being from these countries

803. and being able to represent is just so important.

804. Yeah.

805. As a child, if I knew that a lifestyle like this was

806. possible for people like me,

807. it would have made things so much easier.

808. So, I came out to my parents.

809. They were like did someone rape you?

810. Do you want to be a woman?

811. They were like nobody in my family is like you.

812. Why do you want to do this right now?

813. Back home in Greece, gay people don't exist.

814. It's like we're not part of society,

815. we're not part of culture, we're not part of anything.

816. I have learned to accept that they did not grow up with people

817. like me, so my parents haven't seen a person like me on TV,

818. but like I'm very happy that I at least can be this Greek

819. queer icon right now,

820. and I get to show them look, I have a family,

821. I have friends that love me for who I am.

822. You know what I mean? Like—

823. I never thought that I was ever going to be able

824. to live this life,

825. and I'm just so thankful.

826. I'm sorry.

827. I just want the world to see that there is more for

828. people like me than disease and loneliness.

829. That's not what we are.

830. We are successful artists.

831. We are teachers, doctors, friends, lovers,

832. and I want my country, and people like me,

833. to see someone like me do so well,

834. and exist, and be happy and proud.

835. - That's you, doll. - Yeah.

836. - Absolutely. - Exactly.

837. You're that person that's going to inspire others.

838. Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.

839. His looks are prime, and he's a vision in lime.

840. It's Brad Goreski.

841. Hey!

842. Brad, did our queens make you laugh today?

843. They gave me a big old funny boner.

844. And look, it is queen of the small screen,

845. Traci Melchor.

846. Hey, Traci, how do you like your nuts?

847. Henny roasted.

848. Ooh, I want to Jess him up in my love.

849. It's Connor Jessup.

850. Hey, Brooke Lynn.

851. Hey, Mr. Jessup, you want to see my tickle trunk?

852. Happily.

853. This week, our queens showed us their most sickening

854. celebrity impressions in the Snatch Game,

855. and tonight on the runway,

856. category is Made in Canada.

857. Racers, start your engines,

858. and may the best drag queen...

859. win!

860. First up, Kimora Amour.

861. This look is inspired by Debra Cox as the incomparable

862. Josephine Baker, a Canadian who is from a similar background,

863. and who is the anthem to the gays.

864. Debra Cox is an icon.

865. Oh no! I think she's got a canarial disease.

866. She is selling. She is serving.

867. I'm giving you a lady of the night,

868. but not in that way.

869. Next, Synthia Kiss.

870. Jeanne Beker is a Canadian icon.

871. Lights, camera, fashion.

872. I'm doing her because she was my gateway to fashion,

873. and backstage getting those interviews,

874. no one can stop me.

875. I'm wearing yellow, goddammit.

876. She's got the fashion world on her shoulders.

877. Next, Suki Doll.

878. This inspiration is Sandra Oh,

879. from Double Happiness.

880. Her family is struggling with her art,

881. her love life, her everything.

882. It's just so relatable because being misunderstood

883. is what I was for years.

884. History is on the runway,

885. so you can eat it all up.

886. Sandra Oh no, she better don't.

887. Adriana.

888. Vanessa Morgan is the lesbian queen of the serpents.

889. Oh, my anaconda do!

890. She is this Afro-Latina bad-ass woman

891. and embodies female empowerment.

892. Rhinestones, leather, latex.

893. I look sexy.

894. I'd let her slither in.

895. Like my hair, it's Gia Metric.

896. Who is that sexy bitch?

897. She is Mike Myers.

898. As a kid, he inspired me

899. to be kooky and outrageous.

900. I'd love to see her gold member.

901. She is wearing blue velvet.

902. She has sexual ruffles

903. and you better take it all in.

904. Throw me a frickin' boner here, people.

905. Get in my pussy.

906. What accent is that?

907. I was supposed to do it in a Scottish accent.

908. Now, Kendall Gender.

909. Yes!

910. I am Canadian icon, Stacey McKenzie.

911. Stacey is a beautiful representation for

912. the lighter skinned Black community.

913. You can tell she's very well red.

914. This wig is laid, bitch.

915. I have braids cascading down my back.

916. I am here to show those judges these golden shoulders, bitch.

917. I miss you, Stacey.

918. Oh!

919. Next, Eve 6000.

920. My inspiration is Carrie Ann Moss.

921. She was in the Matrix movies.

922. They were directed by two trans sisters,

923. and I think it's really important

924. to represent my community in that way.

925. I am cinched within an inch of my fucking life.

926. I'm padded for the gods,

927. and I'm walking puddles on the runway,

928. and I look gorgeous for once because all the other looks

929. have been so campy and stupid.

930. Is she going to take the red pill or the blue pill?

931. If she takes the blue pill,

932. she'll last all night.

933. Next, Icesis Couture.

934. Well, this look is mint.

935. My runway look is an homage to Sandra Oh,

936. my hometown girl,

937. with her iconic role as Grey's Anatomy.

938. Paging Dr. McCreamy.

939. I am a nurse, doctor, fashion.

940. This is a love letter to all the medical workers,

941. just to put a smile on their face,

942. after the shit that they went through for the past year.

943. Oh, she gets the D, the MD.

944. And finally, Pythia.

945. I am drawing inspiration from Catherine O'Hara.

946. Growing up, I didn't necessarily have any icons that I could

947. look up to that were exactly me,

948. so I was always attracted to these weird, eccentric women.

949. Okay, I heard she had a 'claws' in her contract,

950. but this is ridiculous.

951. Women like her are a driving force of why I do drag.

952. Wow, she really Moira Rose to the occasion.

953. Welcome, queens.

954. Based on your performance in the Snatch Game,

955. and your runway presentations,

956. we have made some decisions.

957. When I call your name, please step forward.

958. Kimora Amour.

959. Synthia Kiss.

960. Adriana.

961. Suki Doll.

962. Eve 6000.

963. Pythia.

964. You represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.

965. The rest of you are safe.

966. You may go untuck in the Werk Room.

967. First up, Kimora Amour.

968. Your performance of Leslie Jones

969. had me on the Kimora a-floor, honey.

970. It was so fun. You kept the character up.

971. The Leslie Jones was a little one-note,

972. but it was an amazing note,

973. and you committed to it totally.

974. I will agree with Connor.

975. It was a little one-note for me,

976. but Leslie Jones is kind of that person.

977. You as Debra Cox as

978. Josephine Baker is a showstopper.

979. I feel like we are seeing you in your true form tonight.

980. The pageant queen, it's very presentation at the pageant.

981. And let's talk about the way you handled the runway.

982. You had such a command.

983. You took your time,

984. and I love that you made us want you.

985. Debra Cox has always been an inspiration to me.

986. I had to pay homage to her.

987. I feather and stoned this myself,

988. and fringed it.

989. Honestly, this was my heart and soul in this one.

990. I think she'd be proud.

991. I hope so.

992. Next up, Synthia Kiss.

993. Well, Synthia.

994. Portraying Rachel Zoe,

995. somebody that I know very, very well,

996. you know, it was like I was there again.

997. Triggered.

998. Triggered and delighted at the same time.

999. Oh my goodness.

1000. You did such a good job.

1001. - Yes! - It was bananas.

1002. It was major.

1003. You've now made Rachel Zoe my favourite celebrity stylist.

1004. Snap!

1005. - Oh no.

1006. What have I done?

1007. Then this look, Jeanne Beker,

1008. Canadian icon,

1009. this is just her to an absolute T.

1010. Thank you, love.

1011. I grew up watching Jeanne Beker,

1012. and you did not give us an impersonation.

1013. You gave us the essence of Jeanne.

1014. This must feel really great,

1015. having almost gone home last week.

1016. Yes, it does.

1017. - Yes, it does.

1018. Up next, we have Adriana.

1019. When I heard that you were going to be Vanessa Morgan,

1020. I was like, oh, what is this going to be?

1021. And I think that this is a really great interpretation

1022. of that, and it has a nice polish to it.

1023. The snakes, the crystals, the purple,

1024. it's all working for me.

1025. It's what I imagined I looked like

1026. when I used to go to the club.

1027. - Yes! - That's it, right?

1028. Woo, woo!

1029. You, as Sofia Vergara,

1030. I thought you had the dress and the boobs.

1031. I feel like Sofia Vergara is more

1032. sexy than sexual.

1033. Sofia has kind of like an effervescence

1034. and there was no pull for me.

1035. I know how it feels. It's not a fun feeling.

1036. I'm very disappointed because I just feel that

1037. Sofia is such an icon.

1038. Send her flowers after this.

1039. Suki Doll. How are you?

1040. I'm doing very fine.

1041. Tell me about your choice of Yoko Ono for Snatch Game.

1042. My approach to drag, and many things in life,

1043. is to challenge yourself,

1044. and paying homage to my Asian culture,

1045. so somebody who is a performer also,

1046. but I didn't blend well my humour

1047. with Yoko's personality.

1048. You picked a tough character, and it didn't work.

1049. I was trying to see if you had flashbacks

1050. or PTSD at the same time.

1051. Oh my God.

1052. I was like where's the laughing button?

1053. But this look, girl.

1054. Literally all of my clients are going to be like,

1055. "Where do I get Suki Doll's trench?"

1056. Mm-hm.

1057. That trench is a number one best seller.

1058. I think Sandra Oh is going to be phoning you

1059. for that trench coat. The colour pink makes me wild,

1060. and I like things either big or mini,

1061. like a big button, or a mini burger.

1062. I'm a size queen. What can I say?

1063. - Aren't we all? - I'm a size queen.

1064. There you go.

1065. - Eve. - Hi.

1066. I felt like you really embodied Bernie Sanders,

1067. but then, everything around it,

1068. it didn't hit, and I really wanted it to.

1069. I was really excited when I heard the voice.

1070. I was like, oh my God, you sounded like him,

1071. you looked like him.

1072. But it felt like a dialed back version of it.

1073. Your look, however, I love this.

1074. I would wear this.

1075. It's beautiful.

1076. As Carrie Ann Moss, I could feel that you tried

1077. to dial up your runway performance a little bit,

1078. and I appreciate the effort to take our critique

1079. and put it into what we are seeing.

1080. The glasses are amazing.

1081. The green in the gown is beautiful.

1082. When I think of Carrie Ann Moss in the Matrix,

1083. I think of the really slicked back, shiny hair,

1084. and this hair feels a little basic and flat from here.

1085. What?

1086. Okay. Alright.

1087. It's not flat, but—

1088. But thank you.

1089. Alright, Pythia.

1090. Caw-caw.

1091. You, as Grimes.

1092. You were quirky and out of this world.

1093. You did such a good job, and you made me laugh.

1094. I loved it when you logged off.

1095. That was such a great moment for me.

1096. You made all of the little things funny,

1097. like I was just like what is she going to do now?

1098. It's so biz— Where are we? What's happening?

1099. When you walked out on the runway, I checked my notes,

1100. and all I wrote was, uh, "Fuck me."

1101. Okay, that can be arranged.

1102. You have taken an iconic actress who played an iconic character

1103. on an iconic show, and you've served an iconic

1104. look for Canada's Drag Race.

1105. Thank you. Thank you.

1106. I mean it's the polish for me, like did you make any of this?

1107. All the looks that you see,

1108. I basically have made all of them.

1109. It's beautiful. I love it.

1110. It's what I've come to expect from you.

1111. Thank you.

1112. While you join your fellow queens in the Werk Room,

1113. the judges will dodge the paparazzi.

1114. Please, no photos.

1115. - No photos. - Speak for yourself.

1116. - Right. - I'm right here.

1117. Hello!

1118. - Ladies! - Hi.

1119. The tea is piping hot, babies.

1120. I know.

1121. Adriana.

1122. Hi.

1123. How's it going over there, Sweetie, honey?

1124. I just feel that I lost control,

1125. that just the first joke that they didn't laugh,

1126. it just— it was a mess in my head.

1127. I couldn't think straight.

1128. - Miss Eve. - Yeah, how are you feeling?

1129. Yeah, girl, I'm ready to hear.

1130. Um, one thing that I will say that, like,

1131. actually pissed me off,

1132. Connor said that I— my hair was flat.

1133. When somebody says something that's just not true—

1134. He doesn't do drag, girl.

1135. That's fine. Don't take it personally.

1136. Eve thinks she's so amazing.

1137. It's another week of delusion, and if she's in the bottom,

1138. I'm sorry, sister, like I don't care,

1139. like you've got to go.

1140. Girl, how are you feeling?

1141. I'm feeling fine. To be honest, I'm very fine.

1142. You know what? You go in choices, places,

1143. and you take your decisions. You fucking stick to it.

1144. Yeah, and in life, that's my approach.

1145. So, I tried it, it didn't work out. It's fine.

1146. Your coat was a choice.

1147. - It truly was. - It was.

1148. How do you stay so positive and optimistic?

1149. I come from the projects, right?

1150. So, many kids do not get a fighting chance

1151. or any circumstances that are validating for them,

1152. so what do you do when you have the chance?

1153. You take it, you cry about it?

1154. Oh, I didn't get what I wanted.

1155. That's privilege, I'm sorry.

1156. No, you're right.

1157. I love that so much.

1158. Well, bitches, start paying.

1159. - This ain't free!

1160. Do you think this wig is free?

1161. Well, we're all going to try it on afterwards.

1162. Oh!

1163. When Eve puts it on, it looks really flat.

1164. Like somehow.

1165. Okay, so just between us fame whores.

1166. What do we think?

1167. Let's start with Kimora Amour.

1168. This runway tonight, you guys,

1169. the fact that she made all of this,

1170. she is just a stunning queen.

1171. And I loved the speed of her runway.

1172. There was no rush. There was no hurry.

1173. It just felt like we were here for her.

1174. And Leslie Jones, I mean, I know she played it big,

1175. but Leslie Jones is a very big personality.

1176. I feel like this is the start of her rise.

1177. Like, it's been very this, and now I feel like she's

1178. finally taking off, and I'm so happy to see it.

1179. Synthia Kiss.

1180. That Snatch Game, I was blown away,

1181. like she did not miss a beat.

1182. The way she interacted with you and the other queens,

1183. I think that's really important because you get a sense of

1184. improv and being able to ad lib.

1185. The look of her, the sound of her,

1186. I felt like I was back in, like, 2008

1187. in the studio with her.

1188. And then the Jeanne Beker.

1189. It definitely was a Jeanne Beker inspired runway,

1190. which was the assignment. She made it her own.

1191. She just exploded and became like a star this week.

1192. Okay, let's talk about Eve.

1193. Looked like Bernie Sanders, sounded like Bernie Sanders,

1194. but I didn't find it funny.

1195. The most important thing that we've said over and over

1196. is make us laugh.

1197. In her runway, she was trying really hard

1198. to be full of energy. She was doing the Matrix poses.

1199. But there was something that felt a little

1200. forced to me about it.

1201. I always enjoy Eve's runway look.

1202. It's just the spark is not there.

1203. Last week was great,

1204. and I was thinking she's turning a corner,

1205. but the problem is I'm just not sure

1206. we can bring it out of her.

1207. Mm.

1208. Alright, next up, Adriana.

1209. She had an idea of where she wanted to go,

1210. and then she just lost her way.

1211. Yeah, I was also disappointed because what we have seen from

1212. her is consistency, and her runways are

1213. polished, chic,

1214. and we never know what we're going to get from her.

1215. She won last week, and she really leaned

1216. into her kookyisms.

1217. Kookyisms?

1218. - Her kookyisms. - I like that.

1219. These are my kookyisms.

1220. Where are my kookyisms?

1221. Yours are in your pants.

1222. Oh, okay, thanks.

1223. Alright, y'all, what did you think of Pythia?

1224. As Grimes in the Snatch Game, she knew what Grimes was about.

1225. She was kooky, out of this world.

1226. Does she have kookyisms, though?

1227. When she came out,

1228. it was like a burst of fun and energy.

1229. She loves to be, like, funny and silly.

1230. Saying all that, I'd love to see some other variations as well

1231. because my gut instinct is they're just as exciting

1232. and could really crack open her drag so much more.

1233. Next up, Suki Doll.

1234. To do an homage to Sandra Oh in a trench and a dress

1235. and heels with queens who are wearing feathers and beading,

1236. and still make an impact

1237. says a lot about her ability to design.

1238. Another thing I really appreciate about Suki

1239. is she makes me think.

1240. She makes me rethink about what I think drag is

1241. and what I should see on the runway and what I shouldn't.

1242. It sort of felt like a tale of two cities with Suki.

1243. It was like it was the best of times

1244. and it was the worst of times.

1245. Very that!

1246. Because her runway look was fashion,

1247. but the Snatch Game was unfortunate.

1248. She got drowned out a lot.

1249. She wasn't able to stake her Snatch Game claim.

1250. Yeah!

1251. Woo, this is a tough one,

1252. and we have a big decision to make.

1253. Bring back our snatches of the day.

1254. Welcome back, queens.

1255. We have made some decisions.

1256. Synthia Kiss, on the runway,

1257. we saw your glow, and in the Snatch Game,

1258. your Rachel Zoe stole the show.

1259. Con-drag-ulations.

1260. You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

1261. You have won $5000 in cash money,

1262. thanks to our friends at Made.

1263. Oh, bitch.

1264. Thanks, Made.

1265. You may join the other queens.

1266. Thank you so much.

1267. This is amazing.

1268. Thank you so much for letting me win.

1269. I think it feels correct.

1270. Pythia and Kimora Amour,

1271. fantastic work this week.

1272. You are both safe.

1273. Thank you so much.

1274. You may head to the back of the stage.

1275. Suki Doll, you always bring it on the runway,

1276. but in the Snatch Game,

1277. your Yoko Ono was a Yoko oh no.

1278. I'm so sorry, my dear,

1279. but you are up for elimination.

1280. Adriana, on the runway,

1281. we liked what you created,

1282. but in the Snatch Game,

1283. you completely deflated.

1284. Eve 6000, your runway look wasn't a concern,

1285. but in the Snatch Game

1286. we did not feel the Bern.

1287. I'm sorry to say, but you are up for elimination.

1288. Adriana, you are safe.

1289. You may join the other queens.

1290. Thank you so much.

1291. I just love you. Mwah.

1292. Two queens stand before us.

1293. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare

1294. a lip sync performance

1295. of Happiness.

1296. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress the judges

1297. and save yourself from elimination.

1298. The time has come

1299. for you to lip sync

1300. for your life.

1301. Typical Suki, she is very positive.

1302. I love her so much, but I'm coming for blood.

1303. Ooh, let's sing, babies.

1304. Let's bust some moves.

1305. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1306. I definitely don't think I should be lip syncing,

1307. but my only focus is to put on an amazing show.

1308. Ooh, this lip sync I'm giving you beauty,

1309. I'm giving you funny faces,

1310. I'm giving you movement.

1311. I'm giving you hands, hands, hands, hands.

1312. Suki is twirling.

1313. Eve is bending and snapping.

1314. I really have no idea which way it's going to go.

1315. It's a tossup.

1316. Yes!

1317. Love you!

1318. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

1319. Oh, mama!

1320. Queens, we've made our decision.

1321. Eve 6000.

1322. Shantay, you stay.

1323. You may join the other queens.

1324. Suki, my high fashion queen.

1325. C'est moi.

1326. You are one who always rules the runway,

1327. and now, you're ready to rule the world.

1328. You will forever be our doll.

1329. Now, sashay away.

1330. Thank you so much for the platform,

1331. uplifting the drag queens, and giving us voice.

1332. You have been such a blessing to us.

1333. We love you.

1334. Love you.

1335. - Love you, sisters.

1336. Don't you guys cry.

1337. You know you look ugly when you cry.

1338. A wise Suki once said

1339. all drag is valid,

1340. and boys in skirt is a yes.

1341. So keep that in mind,

1342. and never put your foot forward with prejudice.

1343. Love you, my sisters.

1344. Love you so much.

1345. I'm feeling resolved,

1346. and I've done what I wanted to do,

1347. put my mark where I wanted to.

1348. My advice to the world,

1349. don't take too seriously.

1350. Eat stress for breakfast.

1351. And whenever you step out there, fashion.

1352. It's a Suki moment.

1353. Big lips.

1354. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1355. You've lived to slay another day.

1356. Remember, stay true north strong and fierce.

1357. Now, let the music play!

1358. Next time, on Canada's Drag Race...

1359. You'll transform into country pop girl groups.

1360. Oh, my God!

1361. I'm so star-struck.

1362. I'm star-struck.

1363. I'm the feeling here, baby. Tormented—

1364. Fuck. Fuck!

1365. It's just too many syllables.

1366. I don't really know how to do that.

1367. There's way too many cooks in that frigging kitchen.

1368. I am scared that we are going to be engulfed by all these

1369. big personalities of the other group.

1370. You're on Canada's Drag Race for a reason.

1371. You have to believe it now.