Canada's Drag Race 2x3

1. Previously on Canada's Drag Race...

2. You'll all star in Under the Big Top.

3. You seemed very in your head.

4. It just felt to me like Océane hit an iceberg.

5. Con-drag-ulations, my dear.

6. You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

7. Icesis Couture, shantay, you stay.

8. Océane, sashay away.

9. Océane is sent home.

10. All of a sudden, it just, like, hits me.

11. I'm gutted that Océane won't be here.

12. Oh, my God.

13. Océane, I love you so much.

14. Je t'adore, but what is this novel?

15. A whole book.

16. This bitch wrote a whole book. Trilogy.

17. "Thanks for this amazing time with you gurls.

18. Love you, Icesis."

19. Gurl, you were one of my only friends

20. outside of this competition, and I am going to miss you.

21. Océane brought such a light,

22. but I needed to stay and she had to go,

23. so the show must go on.

24. I kicked your fucking ass, though.

25. I'm really happy that the judges gave me a second chance.

26. I'm not going to fuck up again,

27. because this just means too much to me.

28. It's fucking scary up there.

29. To go from, like, being the winner

30. to the bottom is such a far drop.

31. But we love you.

32. - And you put on a fucking show. - You killed it.

33. Icesis went from top to bottom in one week.

34. She is versatile, apparently.

35. No one is safe.

36. Congratulations to you, Miss Pythia Aha.

37. Yes.

38. Yeah!

39. How does it feel to win?

40. Like, it feels amazing, because after not winning

41. the design challenge, which is what I do,

42. I was a little bitter.

43. I work in circus, in film, in theatre as a designer

44. and a makeup artist, and I was, like,

45. "I need to excel in my element," and I did it.

46. Honestly, well deserved.

47. - Well deserved. - Well deserved.

48. This is, like, one of the most iconic looks.

49. - It was amazing. - Seriously.

50. And you're going to give people nightmares

51. with that performance.

52. One step closer to the crown.

53. So, my Ontario sister, Eve,

54. this is your second time in the bottom.

55. - Uh-huh. - How are you feeling?

56. With Océane going home, it makes me feel like

57. I don't deserve to be here.

58. - No, no, no. - No.

59. What?

60. I'm sorry.

61. I've always wanted to be positive.

62. But it's really hard, because...

63. I'm so closed off

64. with my emotions, and I'm a lot more sensitive

65. than I allow people to see.

66. I'm so sorry, Kendall, for—

67. No. You were in your feelings.

68. I don't take it personally.

69. We all say shit, but just let's move on.

70. And just, like, believe and trust in yourself.

71. Trust me. I ain't mad, gurl.

72. She needs to realize that we all are here to support her.

73. No one is out to get her,

74. but there's an inner saboteur

75. in there that needs to be put to bed.

76. We're here, and bitches are being—

77. - Pew-pew-pew. - Yeah.

78. Flicked off the island, gurls.

79. Strap in, honey, because this is a wild roller coaster.

80. I went from the bottom to the top.

81. Icesis went from the top to the bottom.

82. Who knows what's going to happen next?

83. Like, shit.

84. The winner of Canada's Drag Race

85. receives a sickening supply

86. of beauty products from Shoppers Drug Mart,

87. and a cash prize of $100,000.

88. With Amanda Brugel, Brad Goreski,

89. and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

90. With tonight's extra special guest judge, Fefe Dobson.

91. Ooh!

92. It's a new day in the Werk Room,

93. and I'm feeling optimistic.

94. I am excited about a new challenge.

95. I'm hoping to finally turn this shit around.

96. Oh, my gosh. Pythia's head over there.

97. - Oh, my God.

98. - Oh, my God! - I'm so freaked out by that.

99. It's missing a head, though.

100. Yeah. We're all missing some head right now.

101. O Canada.

102. She done already done had herses.

103. - Hey, queens.

104. Do you consider yourselves an "it" girl?

105. Do you know what you did last summer?

106. - Did you see Saw? - Ooh!

107. Well, if you want to get out of this alive, don't get cute.

108. Get drop-dead gorgeous.

109. Greetings, my scary Marys.

110. Oh, my God.

111. Sexy mama.

112. So, are you ready to get spooky and pukey?

113. Ooh!

114. Spooky, looky, dooky, booky, looky, mooky?

115. What are we doing?

116. As we all know, there's no better reason to cuddle up close

117. to a nice slab of man meat

118. than watching a good old-fashioned horror film.

119. Ooh.

120. In this week's maxi challenge, you will each unleash

121. your inner scream queen

122. as you overact in a slasher film

123. that we're calling Screech.

124. This is iconic.

125. Screech tells the story of a gaggle of drag sisters

126. competing for the title of drag superstar.

127. - Sound familiar? - Yeah.

128. But the competition takes a killer turn

129. when the queens start death-dropping,

130. or rather, dropping dead.

131. - Not the Black one first.

132. So, let's hear your best scream, queens.

133. Pythia, as the winner of last week's maxi challenge,

134. you will assign the roles.

135. - Ooh!

136. Learn your lines and learn them good,

137. because this week you will be directed by me...

138. and this week's extra-special guest judge

139. and triple threat...

140. Fefe Dobson.

141. Fefe Dobson has been a part of the soundtrack of my life.

142. The first Rihanna.

143. She was able to show us that Black people

144. just don't listen to rap and hip-hop.

145. We not only originated rock 'n' roll,

146. but we're still here, baby.

147. We're still able to rock it out.

148. So, are you ladies ready to kill it?

149. Yes.

150. Literally?

151. Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

152. Okay. So, what do we all think?

153. It's so good.

154. It's so funny.

155. - There's a lot of lines.

156. So, the premise is there is a killer

157. killing drag queens. Child.

158. I'll begin by reading out all the character descriptions.

159. Hookin' Hytes: cold-hearted and bitchy version

160. of Brooke Lynn Hytes.

161. Blood 'n Goreski:

162. a creepy and devilish version of Brad Goreski.

163. Speaks very ominously.

164. What's "ominously"?

165. Amartha, a stern Martha who's determined to use her position

166. as a judge to guide the queens to safety.

167. Overacting in a drag horror movie is going to be quite fun.

168. There's going to be a lot of layers of stereotypes

169. that we're going to play with.

170. I've already decided what role I want.

171. I think it's pretty obvious

172. from the description

173. I'm going to be Nara Hater.

174. The fun thing about Nara Hater is that

175. she's always turning to the camera.

176. If you want to be a scene-stealer,

177. there's no better way than to make everyone else freeze

178. as you turn to the camera

179. and tell everybody exactly what's happening.

180. I would really love the role of Nara Hater.

181. My first choice.

182. It's already highlighted.

183. Don't try it, little girl, because this is my role.

184. I think I really understand the humour.

185. And also, she says "body-ody-ody,"

186. and I think I'm the only one who really can do that.

187. I would like to play Jocklyn Straps.

188. - Yeah, I see it. I so see it. - Yeah, yeah.

189. She's this dumb, hetero, typical jock.

190. I thought about Jocklyn Straps 'cause it's such a contrast

191. to my character.

192. I kind of thought I could, like, butch it up

193. because it would be so hilarious.

194. I'm sorry, Synthia, but you're going to have to

195. fight me for this role.

196. So, then we're going to settle it with rock, paper, scissors.

197. Guys, I'm sorry.

198. Rock, paper, scissors.

199. - Okay.

200. Fuck.

201. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

202. I have a question.

203. What does "cont," C-O-N-T-D—

204. - Continued. - Continued.

205. - Ah. - You don't read that part.

206. Don't go calling anybody no cont.

207. I really wanted Nara Hater,

208. but as I'm reading the script

209. this bitch has, like, fucking 50 lines, and they're long.

210. I love a long one, but not lines.

211. I'm going to take a step back.

212. Okay.

213. Because I'm not really good at

214. memorizing lines.

215. So, I'm going to take Clitney.

216. Eve, I think you should be Nara.

217. I agree. I agree.

218. I think you're very confident in that,

219. and I think it's going to be really good for you.

220. Me having the role of the casting agent,

221. I want everyone to shine in their own way.

222. We have Suki as Emmy Dumpah.

223. Sex-obsessed, horn dog, drag queen.

224. I'm feeling so confident.

225. Sex? It's oozing from all the orifices of my body.

226. We have Kendall as Hookin' Hytes.

227. Adriana as Blood 'n Goreski.

228. Synthia as Amartha.

229. Me as Fairuzah Caulk,

230. a drag queen who's a spooky, spooky witch.

231. No matter what, someone may be unhappy and someone may not.

232. But that's the name of the game.

233. Okay, gurls. Let's get to work.

234. We've got lines to memorize.

235. We have itty-bitty time.

236. So, I'm Blue Scarymore,

237. a stereotypical valley-girl drag queen.

238. I'm Clitney Lezcoff, a drag queen

239. who is anxious and suspicious of everything.

240. It's not far from who I am, because

241. I'm definitely so anxious, and very suspicious all the time

242. because there's fucking ghosts everywhere around me.

243. I get sleep paralysis and I see them.

244. I'm not crazy, I swear.

245. I barely have any lines,

246. so I really have to sell my character.

247. I've been thinking of, like, super overreacting it.

248. What Drag Race has taught me is

249. you don't have to be a professional actor

250. to win an acting challenge.

251. My plan of attack: go big or go home.

252. We're kind of doing impersonations

253. to an extent, right?

254. - Yeah. - Yes, of our beloved judges.

255. It's like them turned into a cartoon.

256. I think with Brooke Lynn, it's a lot about the, like,

257. sort of tiny nuances of her, like, face.

258. She does a lot of, like—

259. I have a little bit of a smaller, more nuanced role,

260. so I'm excited to kind of reel it in a little bit.

261. Now, in this week's act of resistance—

262. Through the fates of rock, paper, scissors,

263. I am blessed with the role of Amartha.

264. It's a great part of the script.

265. But it didn't resonate with me, and that is always a flag

266. because those lines aren't going to come naturally.

267. I'm a little bit of a Stressica Simpson right now.

268. It says that I have to be kind of ominous.

269. - Ominous? - Ominous, yeah.

270. I thought that was an interesting prompt,

271. because Brad is quite, like, spritely in his demeanour.

272. I am playing the creepy and devilish version

273. of our judge, Brad.

274. - Trying to do, like, both. - Yeah.

275. So, go like this a little, and I go, "Ooh!"

276. That makes sense.

277. Yeah. Campy, campy, campy.

278. I did theatre in school, and I loved it.

279. It's my passion.

280. I need to kill this role.

281. Brad is a real person, and he's going to be judging me.

282. I'm going to try and tone down

283. the sass that I usually have.

284. So, I am Frontelle Lobe, the nerd.

285. I'm out of my wheelbarrow. Normally, I'm Black and sassy.

286. One thing I do love is to have different characters,

287. especially when you're onstage.

288. In the pageant world, when you have a talent,

289. you have to become that talent, so you have to emote.

290. So, if it's one thing I can do, it's emote.

291. Oh, oh. Oh, fuck me.

292. Oh, no.

293. Oh, shit.

294. - Oh, fuck. No.

295. Oh, I can do it too.

296. Ha-ha.

297. - Shut up.

298. Gurls, what did you dress up for Halloween as children?

299. To school, I was too nervous, so I dressed up as a sailor.

300. And then, to go trick-or-treating, bitch,

301. she had her trench coat on

302. and her black bob, and she was Victoria Beckham.

303. That was actually the first time I did drag, I think, in Grade 2.

304. That is everything.

305. There's actually not Halloween in Greece, so I never got to

306. dress up as a child. So now, I'm, like, well—

307. Here you are. - You're full-time.

308. - You're full-time. - Let's make it a life choice.

309. For me, Halloween is always a little bit different

310. because October 31st is actually my sobriety date.

311. So, we're coming up on to six years.

312. - Oh! - Yeah.

313. Congrats, baby.

314. I bow out of Halloween because I don't like being in the club,

315. if I can avoid it.

316. If you don't mind me asking,

317. what made you decide to go sober?

318. I was forced into the situation because my life

319. had sort of, like, fallen apart.

320. I was about to lose my job. I lost my apartment, my friends.

321. Six years ago, I was a drug addict.

322. Drag sort of allowed me to wear a mask

323. in my bad behaviour.

324. Kendall was doing the crazy shit.

325. - Yeah. - Ken was not. Ken was chill.

326. I think sometimes that disconnect,

327. it's hard to "disassociate."

328. It took my entire life falling apart

329. for me to get out of that.

330. What you see today, here, is not who she was six years ago.

331. She was rough.

332. I was not a casual, like, drug user.

333. Drag, in so many ways, like, saved me.

334. Amen.

335. It doesn't always happen for people...

336. like this.

337. The fact that I actually, like, get to live my dreams,

338. and, like, do this, and like, literally look around,

339. and, like, I'm on fucking Drag Race.

340. We love you.

341. My smoky eyes are going to run, gurls.

342. - I'm not going to cry.

343. I love you, too.

344. I want to hug you

345. but I'm going to start crying,

346. and I want to have one episode where I don't cry.

347. - We'll give you one. - That's not going to happen.

348. Now it's time to shoot the movie, Screech.

349. Hello, ladies.

350. Hi.

351. Fefe, Amanda, they're directing us.

352. Woman power in the house. Ooh!

353. Are y'all ready for your close-up?

354. - Yes. - We are going to kick off

355. your big-screen debut by shooting the first scene.

356. - Are you ready? Yes!

357. Lights, please!

358. Ooh.

359. Action!

360. It's a new day in the Werk Room,

361. and I'm feeling horny.

362. Well, I'm feeling witch-ening.

363. You're looking at the next winner, baby.

364. Cut. Pythia, if you could annunciate.

365. I love the breathiness, but I need to hear what you're saying.

366. The words. Yeah.

367. Action.

368. Well, I'm— Oh.

369. Well, I'm feeling witch-ening.

370. I just have this horrible feeling,

371. like something bad is going to happen today!

372. Well, whatever it is,

373. I'm sure there's an ointment for it.

374. Stephanie, tone down a bit, honey.

375. I love the commitment.

376. I need you to dial it back a little bit.

377. - Oh, me? - Yes.

378. - Okay. Sometimes, they'll get

379. so gregarious that I'm not understanding

380. everyone else in the scene.

381. I understand your note,

382. but I want all eyes on me.

383. Action.

384. Something bad is going to happen today!

385. I'm sure there's an ointment for it.

386. Suki, love the sexuality.

387. I say go hornier.

388. Hornier? Yeah.

389. Ooh. I've been horny.

390. Go horny or go home, baby.

391. I'm sure there's an ointment for it. Ah!

392. Yeah, yeah.

393. - Okay. - Hornier works, always.

394. Hornier works. Action.

395. But there wasn't an ointment.

396. There is no ointment for... murder.

397. Be super dramatic when you're looking to the camera,

398. because that's your moment. Suck it up.

399. There is no ointment for... murder.

400. I really felt you had fun with it,

401. which I don't think I've ever seen you do

402. in this competition yet, is see you have fun.

403. Oh, my God. I'm going to cry now.

404. I'm having so much fun with this challenge.

405. It is so fun to be so crazy and over the top.

406. What is it going to do, kill me?

407. Gia, when you say, "What's it going to do, kill me?"

408. Like, that moment, since we're foreshadowing,

409. I think that could be a real cool moment

410. to, like, kind of be over the top with it.

411. May I ask a question about that?

412. - Yeah, of course. I'm almost, like,

413. traveling. Should I plant and then say it?

414. Do I talk and have a conversation with them?

415. The camera is your best friend.

416. - Okay. - Fuck her.

417. - Don't look back, man.

418. And the camera is what you want to fuck, really.

419. - Oh. So, action.

420. It's just a phone. What is it going to do, kill me?

421. Who's the pretty little girl?

422. None of you!

423. Was that RuPaul?

424. Can you ask her how much she benches? Oh!

425. Cut. Icesis, bro, you remind me of everyone I've ever dated.

426. Give me some. Give me some!

427. Okay. So, the cue will be for the judges' entrance.

428. Action.

429. Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bitches.

430. Oh, no!

431. Yes, queen!

432. My daughters, I can get you out of here.

433. When I give a deep, knowing glance,

434. the time has come.

435. Cut. Synthia, do you know what you're saying

436. by saying, "I'll send out a deep, knowing glance"?

437. Like, do you know what that's based on?

438. - The Handmaid's Tale? - Yes.

439. They have so many tales, those handmaids.

440. I will be watching Handmaid's Tale the minute I get home.

441. The character description is quite stern and quite rigid.

442. Just try to push that a little more.

443. - Sternness. - And watch the show next time.

444. On it. On it like a bonnet.

445. They wear those, right?

446. So, let's pick it up. Kendall. "Stop talking."

447. Stop talking.

448. My daughters,

449. I can help you escape here.

450. When I give a deep, knowing glance,

451. the time has come.

452. Cut.

453. The line is, "We leave tomorrow."

454. - "We leave tomorrow." - "I'll send out

455. a deep, knowing glance when it's time."

456. - Okay. - Action.

457. I can get you out of here.

458. What's the cut-off? I'm so sorry.

459. This is why I didn't want Amartha.

460. I wanted a role with less words.

461. That is really why Jocklyn Straps was the perfect part.

462. Fefe, just one more time, the line.

463. "We leave tomorrow." - "We leave tomorrow."

464. I can see Synthia's in her head.

465. Okay.

466. Get out of there, girl!

467. Each of you will have a chance to audition

468. for the lead role in the upcoming production of Screech.

469. Pause. Kendall, it was a bit of paraphrasing.

470. "The new drag slasher film Screech."

471. Okay.

472. I'm a very improv, kind of ad lib person,

473. so sometimes, I fill in the gaps

474. in the way that my brain thinks is good.

475. We want to see you scream, queen.

476. "So let's hear you scream, queens."

477. "So let's hear you scream."

478. "So let's hear you scream, queens."

479. What am I saying?

480. We're going to try this one more time.

481. We want to hear you scream, queen.

482. Oh, no! I think she sprained her glutes!

483. In fact, she's dead!

484. The body-ody-ody count

485. has only just begun.

486. And cut!

487. Yeah!

488. - Here we are! - Whoo!

489. It's elimination day, and I think

490. a lot of these other girls are really excited.

491. But they shouldn't be,

492. because I'm going to win the fucking challenge.

493. Is anybody worried about the performance?

494. - Why are you looking at me? - No!

495. I feel great. Like, honestly,

496. I feel like I slayed.

497. It was just, like, all net.

498. You know what I mean? Like, to be so good,

499. were you guys okay? Like, were you intimidated?

500. Wait, wait, wait.

501. Are you actually—

502. I can't— Are you being sarcastic?

503. Girl, I am being deeply sarcastic.

504. I didn't pick that up.

505. I think us three— I would say the judges—

506. I think we were not as much of, like, a unit

507. as I think we were before we started to go on camera.

508. I'm panicking a bit. Phew!

509. Let's get into drag!

510. What are you waiting for?

511. Our scene's so good,

512. but I'm so worried.

513. It's just my mom, when she's going to see me

514. in underwear on TV,

515. she going to be like, "Whose child is this?"

516. What's your relationship with your parents?

517. Do they know you're here?

518. I asked my dad before I left.

519. I was like, "Have you heard of RuPaul's Drag Race?"

520. And he's like, "No." He doesn't actually know

521. - that I do drag. - Oh.

522. My relationship with my dad, I would say, is evolving.

523. When I was 16,

524. he told me that he can't handle my openly gay lifestyle.

525. I didn't talk to him for, like, five years.

526. Do you feel like the fact that he doesn't know

527. you're doing drag stops you from going, like, full on

528. - in your drag art? - No, not at all.

529. No? Like, at this point,

530. I'm almost 30 years old.

531. I can do what I fucking want with my life.

532. Over the last few years,

533. my dad has been really making an effort

534. to connect with me more,

535. and, like, he checks in on me all the time.

536. I told him I was going away to do something.

537. - Uh-huh. And he's, like, asking

538. more information about it. I'm like,

539. "Well, it's not going to be your cup of tea."

540. And then he was like, "You're an adult,

541. and you have to do your own thing.

542. And don't worry about what I think about it."

543. I'm really hoping that this is an opportunity for him

544. to learn more about me, my art form,

545. and have an appreciation for it.

546. The first time my dad saw me in drag,

547. I was so scared, and all I remember is being on stage.

548. And he's at the back of the club,

549. and he's like, "Go, buddy!"

550. Oh! - "Go, buddy! That's my kid!"

551. It was a very special moment.

552. I stopped the relationship

553. with all the side of my father family.

554. Same here. Yeah.

555. They treated me like if I was the son of the devil

556. because I was gay

557. and that I was going to burn in hell.

558. My father, he spied on me,

559. and he used different names on internet

560. to talk to my boyfriend at the time

561. and destroyed my first relationship.

562. My mom's side of the family,

563. they were there for me.

564. They were there in the worst part of my life.

565. Adriana is actually the name of my mom.

566. Oh!

567. At the very beginning,

568. I was kind of her a little bit,

569. and she didn't know for the first two years,

570. until I kind of won a competition.

571. Almost. Third place.

572. Kind of won.

573. Kind of won, yeah.

574. You might kind of win this week, too.

575. Bravo! So good.

576. Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.

577. Oh, look! It's TV's Amanda Brugel.

578. - Hi. I hear you're

579. quite the thespian.

580. Oh, just briefly, in college.

581. - He's Rosemary's gay-by.

582. It's Brad Goreski.

583. Oh, Mother,

584. how I've missed you.

585. And our extra-special guest judge,

586. Canadian pop-punk phenom Fefe Dobson.

587. - Hey. Hey, Fefe.

588. Are you ready to be my everything?

589. Yes, but don't let it go to your head.

590. Which one?

591. This week, we challenged our scream queens

592. to act like they knew who you did last summer

593. in the sickeningly spook-tacular slasher flick Screech.

594. Racers, start your engines,

595. and may the best drag queen—

596. Win.

597. Category is... good girl gone bad.

598. First up, Suki Doll.

599. I'm serving you religious, pious woman,

600. but in reality,

601. she's a bad girl.

602. She has her tattoos representing Vietnam,

603. Cambodia, China, and of course, Quebec, Canada.

604. This look took a thong turn.

605. Next, Eve 6000.

606. I am serving you a flirty, '50s-style dress.

607. She's walking into the speakeasy,

608. and all of the Johnnys and Tonys are dropping their jaws.

609. Pause for the big reveal.

610. She's looking so proper and flirty,

611. and then, ooh, she may have just broken a few decency laws.

612. I am giving you full grayscale makeup,

613. but there's no grey in these gardens.

614. Stephanie Prince.

615. It's Whore-othy.

616. She went to the Emerald City,

617. and she, like, seen shit.

618. And then the bitch gone bad.

619. I can see her emerald titties.

620. I'm stomping down this yellow brick runway,

621. and I'm covered in latex.

622. I can't breathe,

623. but bitch, I am serving this look.

624. Synthia Kiss.

625. Hey, bitch, it's your bad girl here.

626. I want to show the judges that I can have a little edge.

627. She don't serve face.

628. She serves mace.

629. So, I'm wearing spikes, safety pins.

630. I'm punk. I'm powerful.

631. And her parents don't understand her!

632. Honey, there's nothing safe

633. about this look.

634. Gia Metric.

635. This good girl has gone bad literally.

636. She has been in your fridge for 2,965 days, honey.

637. She's been spoiled rotten.

638. I am giving you mold Hollywood glam.

639. I might be stale,

640. but I've still got it.

641. Girl, you better step your pus-sy up.

642. Pythia.

643. Tonight, on the runway,

644. I am just serving possessed but well dressed.

645. Oh, look. It's the exor-Pyth.

646. You see hell reaching out for me, tempting me

647. to a life of sin and glitter, and glamour,

648. and here's where I am.

649. She can drag me straight to hell.

650. I really feel like I'm showing the judges

651. something different but still with my own twist.

652. Kimora Amour.

653. I'm coming here to bless the masses.

654. Yas-feratu!

655. Out comes a beautiful succubus,

656. and oh, oh, wait. There's more!

657. Pope hat down!

658. Ponytail inches!

659. You heard of Cardi B?

660. Well, this is her auntie, Cardinal B.

661. I want to show all the judges that I'm versatile.

662. She can give you a little bit of camp,

663. but she can still give you a little bit of sex.

664. I can always give you a little bit of sex.

665. Kendall Gender.

666. Oh, heavenly Father,

667. forgive me, for I have

668. gotten nasty!

669. I am serving the quintessential good girl gone bad.

670. The power of drag compels you.

671. The power of drag compels you!

672. This devil is all about her curves and swerves, bitch.

673. Adriana.

674. Le dessert est servie.

675. I am giving you Marie Antoinette,

676. one of the bad-est bitches in her-story.

677. I could just eat this look up.

678. Accuse me of treason.

679. At least I'm having fun and giving good head.

680. Baby, ooh, she is serving.

681. This is a perfect example

682. of what Adriana does best.

683. It is gorgeous, but it is horrifying at the same time.

684. Bon appétit.

685. Icesis Couture.

686. My good girl gone bad

687. is inspired by a comic book character.

688. Lady Bunny, we meet again.

689. And I'm feeling strong.

690. I'm feeling powerful.

691. I got my bat.

692. She's a real bad bunny, honey.

693. She got her mind on her bunny and her bunny on her mind.

694. And now it's time

695. for the movie we've all been dying to see, Screech!

696. I had to kill to get these tickets.

697. Ooh, it's about to start.

698. It's a new day in the Werk Room,

699. and I'm feeling horny.

700. I mean sickening.

701. Well, I'm feeling witch-ening.

702. You're looking at the next winner, baby.

703. It was indeed a brand-new day in the Werk Room,

704. but something very foul was in the air,

705. and this time, it wasn't... just... gas.

706. Nice.

707. So, top seven, ladies!

708. Did you know, statistically,

709. we each have 14.286 percent chance

710. of winning the finale?

711. Top seven? I'm only counting six.

712. Girl, did you forget to count yourself?

713. Well, if I were her,

714. I would count myself out, too.

715. What's wrong, girl?

716. You seem totally worried.

717. I just have this horrible feeling,

718. like something bad is going to happen today!

719. Well, whatever it is,

720. I'm sure there's an ointment for it.

721. But there wasn't an ointment.

722. There is no ointment for...

723. murder.

724. What is that?

725. Why is it making that sound?

726. It's giving me goosebumps all over my body!

727. It appears to be coming from that object over there!

728. Blue, be careful!

729. Chill, Clitney. It's just a phone.

730. What's it going to do, kill me?

731. Hello, Drag Race residence.

732. Blue Scarymore speaking.

733. Sorry. I can't even, like, hear you right now.

734. The service in here sucks.

735. I'm going to have to put you on speaker, hon!

736. Who's a pretty little girl?

737. None of you!

738. Was that RuPaul?

739. Can you ask her how much she benches?

740. But that wasn't RuPaul.

741. That was someone

742. much... much... younger.

743. Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bitches.

744. Blessed be the fruit, gender traders.

745. Yes, queen.

746. Versace boots the house down.

747. Wig, period, tea, mama!

748. For this week's mini challenge—

749. Hush! My daughters,

750. I can get you out of here.

751. We leave tomorrow.

752. When I give you a deep, knowing glance,

753. it's time.

754. I don't know what show she's on,

755. but girl, I'm living.

756. Each of you will have a chance to audition

757. for the lead role

758. of the new drag slasher flick Screech,

759. and we want to hear you scream, queen!

760. Blue, you're up first.

761. I'm so excited to audition,

762. but I cannot audition without my lucky pennies.

763. I'm just going to go grab them real quick.

764. So sorry! BRB!

765. Well, fuck her, then.

766. Fairuzah, it's your time.

767. Ooh, sounds like she got a case of the hex.

768. Next.

769. We said scream,

770. not cream.

771. Oh, my God!

772. We have a winner, baby!

773. Blue, we're— we're living

774. for your dead.

775. Oh, no! I think she sprained her glutes!

776. Quite the opposite.

777. In fact, she's dead.

778. It's a double penetration!

779. Lucky girl!

780. Shut up.

781. Blue, we love your dedication to the role.

782. Other queens,

783. take notes.

784. Yes. You mustn't let them see you sweat.

785. Now, for this week's act of resistance—

786. Maxi challenge.

787. Right. Maxi challenge.

788. Each of you must tailor a child's Hallows Eve costume

789. into a disguise.

790. Meet me on the runway.

791. Tell no one.

792. Hashtag boo!

793. Racers, start your engines,

794. and may the best drag queen win!

795. One broad was down,

796. but little do these filler queens know,

797. the body-ody-ody count has only just begun!

798. And that's how I became an empress of the dark art.

799. Yeah, yeah. Your story's going to change lives.

800. When I was little,

801. my mom left me at a ferry terminal.

802. Oh.

803. I started screwing a bunch of seamen,

804. and that's how I ended up a teenage drag mother.

805. I had to give the baby up.

806. Oh!

807. You know what's even spookier?

808. What?

809. I've never met my drag mother.

810. She put me up for adoption.

811. All she left me with was this birthmark shaped like a potato.

812. Ah!

813. - Baby?

814. Mama?

815. Baby!

816. - Mama! - Baby!

817. Mama!

818. Let's have a toast.

819. Oh.

820. Jocklyn, your outfit,

821. it looks... interesting.

822. Oh, it must be my inner saboteur again.

823. Jocklyn, I'm not certain

824. this is the work of your inner saboteur.

825. In fact, I'm hypothesizing

826. that there's a real saboteur among us.

827. You mean an outer saboteur?

828. Uh-oh. Oh!

829. Ah. Well, I think she'd want me to have her fabric.

830. So... how are you feeling about the competition?

831. Well, it's all so weird being here

832. with all the queens disappearing from the Werk Room!

833. But little did the judges know—

834. Nara, who are you talking to?

835. Ladies, please report to the main stage.

836. I guess I'll see you on the runway, girl.

837. Nara walks toward the mirror to touch up her makeup

838. while narrating her every move.

839. She looks at her reflection, smiles...

840. and laughs.

841. She has absolutely no idea

842. that the killer is standing right next to her.

843. Wait! What?

844. Ladies, I see some of you made it out.

845. Amartha, help!

846. There's a killer!

847. Hush, child.

848. Killers surround us.

849. You were formidable in this week's challenge.

850. I completely agree with Amartha.

851. I loved it!

852. The only thing you killed tonight

853. was the art form of drag.

854. I completely agree with Hookin'.

855. I hated it.

856. We've made our decision.

857. I'm sorry, my dears,

858. but you're both up for elimination.

859. - The time has come...

860. for you to lip synch...

861. for your life!

862. Literally.

863. - ♪ Bring back my ghouls

864. Who's that?

865. Ooh, a new entry!

866. What a reveal!

867. This isn't funny to me.

868. She's masking for trouble.

869. Now, that was a lip synch for your life.

870. Shantay, you stay.

871. Now, take off your mask.

872. I'd like to keep it on.

873. Please?

874. Jimbo?

875. Why?

876. Good job, queens.

877. Based on your performance in the film

878. and your runway presentations,

879. the judges have made some decisions.

880. When I call your name,

881. please step forward.

882. Icesis Couture.

883. Kimora Amour.

884. Pythia.

885. Suki Doll.

886. You are all safe.

887. You may go untuck in the Werk Room.

888. Hello, my scream queens.

889. You represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

890. First up, Eve 6000.

891. So, you played Nara Hater.

892. You made me laugh.

893. You hit all your jokes.

894. I thought that it was spot on.

895. - Thank you. - You were fantastic.

896. You chose a role that you knew was going to push you,

897. and you rose to the occasion.

898. And I was very proud of that.

899. You had a bit of a rocky start in this competition,

900. and I feel like you're finally starting to turn a corner,

901. which is really great to see.

902. - You look beautiful. - Thank you.

903. I love this colour combination.

904. - And your booty looks amazing.

905. But I want to see the passion.

906. There's an awareness and a spark

907. when you come out on the runway that you sometimes miss.

908. Be confident in yourself when you come out,

909. and give us a fucking show.

910. Open up. Crack it open, and see what happens.

911. Okay.

912. Next up, we have the artist

913. formerly known as Stephanie Prince.

914. - Yeah. You were

915. Clitney Lezcott— great name—

916. who was anxious and suspicious of everything.

917. I got the anxious.

918. I didn't get a whole lot of suspicious.

919. It was all up kind of on one level,

920. which was a good level and you were good at it,

921. but I wanted to see more variety from you.

922. I really appreciated the fact

923. that you leaned into the character as much as you could.

924. However, I did ask you to tone it down.

925. I wanted you to have a little more nuance.

926. But tonight, you look adorable and super sexy.

927. Thank you. Adorable is the word?

928. I think this is very playful, fun.

929. Definitely a good girl gone bad.

930. Thank you.

931. - Next up, Synthia Kiss. - Hi, guys.

932. Synthia Kiss, you played Amartha.

933. I didn't get the essence of Amartha.

934. Just because you haven't seen the show

935. doesn't mean that you don't know what stern is or serious is.

936. The moment you slipped up a couple lines,

937. - I could see you unraveling. - Yeah.

938. And it doesn't matter if you are inside.

939. Right now, I could be having a panic attack,

940. - but no one will ever know. Right?

941. Except my therapist.

942. The performance, for me, was okay.

943. It was more of sort of how you handled the pressure.

944. It just wasn't funny.

945. - Yeah. - You need to make us laugh.

946. That's what it's all about.

947. I'm absorbing all of this.

948. If I ever get a note again, I will capture it.

949. You look rock and roll as fuck.

950. Everything you're going to see on this runway

951. is by me and my partner,

952. and I'm just so freaking proud to show you guys that.

953. - Gia Metric. - Hey, girl.

954. You were so eager and willing to hit your marks,

955. ask questions. Were so thorough.

956. Thank you so much for saying that.

957. It was hard for me to ask questions on set,

958. because, you know, sometimes,

959. when you're in the position of asking questions,

960. there's a lot of shame that comes with, you know,

961. being brave enough to ask in front of people.

962. I was very proud of myself

963. for asking those questions so that I was doing

964. the right thing and I was doing the best I could do.

965. Thank you for making it so comfortable on set

966. while we were stressing out.

967. I made a choice, and I stuck with it.

968. I'm so proud to be here

969. and to be wearing what I'm wearing.

970. And re-watching it, I had some really funny moments.

971. Obviously, I'm critiquing myself.

972. Yes, yes.

973. I also had a fantastic time watching you on the runway.

974. So pretty and fun and gross to look at,

975. at the same time.

976. The earrings are just to die for.

977. It's just head to toe. It makes my heart warm.

978. It definitely did take me

979. until you got to the end of the runway

980. to figure out what it was. I had to think about it that much.

981. Then I was like, "Oh, good girl gone bad."

982. Oh. - Did you just get it?

983. - I just got that. - Fefe literally just got that!

984. You just got it now?

985. Oh, I get it now. Good girl gone bad.

986. Fefe, where have you been?

987. - Stop it! Girl, you should have

988. just tapped on the glass! I would have told you!

989. - I'm done! - I get it now. I get it.

990. Hello, Kendall Gender.

991. Your role as Hookin' Hytes,

992. cold-hearted, bitchy version of Brooke Lynn Hytes—

993. - What a stretch. - I know. I felt like it was,

994. like, a little bit under where it should be.

995. It wasn't bad.

996. It just could have been so much better.

997. You could have played me bigger.

998. You could have played me bitchier.

999. - Yes. - What do you mean, "Yes"?

1000. Yes. I'll second that.

1001. Guys...

1002. I think, going into it, I wanted

1003. to take a little bit of a chance

1004. and do something a little bit smaller

1005. than what I did last week.

1006. I felt that smallness coming through.

1007. But I didn't think it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

1008. You struggled with lines.

1009. Yes. I think I was going on a little bit of more adlibbing,

1010. for sure, and that was a mistake that I made, I think.

1011. I was just trying to get the, like, structure of it.

1012. Going forward, if you're handed a script,

1013. I do suggest you stick to it,

1014. unless it is an improv challenge.

1015. - Totally. - Just because it can shake you

1016. and knock you off center.

1017. Your look on the runway tonight,

1018. it's nice.

1019. It's very well made.

1020. It's just the obvious good girl gone bad,

1021. the nun into the devil.

1022. Pythia did the same look.

1023. Hers was a little bit more interesting,

1024. but I will say, you are always such a joy

1025. to see walk down the runway.

1026. You have great presentation.

1027. Thanks.

1028. It is time to clear something up,

1029. once and for all.

1030. Is it Ay-dree-aw-nah?

1031. Is it Aw-dree-aw-nah?

1032. How do we say your name?

1033. Add-ree-anna.

1034. Add-ree-anna.

1035. You were playing Blood 'N Goreski,

1036. a creepy, devilish version of Brad Goreski?

1037. I was delighted.

1038. I was a tiny bit confused.

1039. But I was really entertained.

1040. You looked like you were having a lot of fun.

1041. I got the character description all the way through.

1042. You really leaned into a character

1043. that I want to see again. Like, I want to see a show

1044. based on Blood 'N Goreski.

1045. It was so much fun.

1046. It was maniacal.

1047. It was crazy.

1048. Part Brad, part Count Chocula.

1049. This look is one of my favourites

1050. of any of the Drag Race franchises.

1051. It's clever. It's fun.

1052. It's beautiful.

1053. It's complex.

1054. It looks like it hurts.

1055. All of the things that I love.

1056. Thank you, queens.

1057. While you go untuck in the Werk Room,

1058. the judges and I will make popcorn.

1059. I think Eve is on top.

1060. Eve is absolutely on top.

1061. At least this time, when she asked for a role,

1062. it worked.

1063. Oh! Hello! Oh, she's smiling!

1064. How much crying did you do?

1065. No crying this week yet.

1066. Okay, okay.

1067. No howling for Eve.

1068. Oh, I just sat on my testicle.

1069. Well, if Eve is not crying, I am.

1070. - What happened? I'm in the bottom.

1071. No!

1072. - No, she's lying. She's lying. - No. I'm in the bottom.

1073. - No. She's in the bottom. - Are you serious?

1074. No. I'm not lying, you guys!

1075. - I wish I'm lying. What they said

1076. about Steph was that she was, like, up here, and—

1077. And it didn't change.

1078. They love my energy, but it was monotone.

1079. Yeah, you got the anxious part but not the suspicious.

1080. Which I don't know what that word means.

1081. I'm really hoping the bottom two

1082. will be between Synthia and Kendall.

1083. I am also in the bottom, for sure.

1084. They said that it was too understated,

1085. which was sad, because that was definitely, like,

1086. a choice that I made. I'm not feeling too great.

1087. I feel like I've let, like, myself down.

1088. I'm also bummed out because there's a chance

1089. that I could be lip synching against Synthia,

1090. and that just adds a whole 'nother layer

1091. of emotions for me.

1092. I really don't want to lip synch against Kendall.

1093. That is just salt to a wound.

1094. Like, we've got history, man.

1095. It was a really shitty crumbling of a cookie,

1096. the way the parts had to get given out.

1097. You know why I was worried.

1098. It was a tricky role to make funny.

1099. Miss Eve, what did the judges say about you, Mama?

1100. I don't know. It wasn't like Gia's.

1101. Gia's, they were like, "You're a genius"

1102. and like, "I want you to do my accounting"

1103. and like, "Please, can I suck your toes?"

1104. They were, like, all over Gia.

1105. So...

1106. For mine, it was, like, a little more tempered.

1107. I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit, girl.

1108. Like, why are you complaining? You're not in the bottom.

1109. Oh, my God. They're so thirsty for camera time,

1110. these girls.

1111. What's the comment for Adriana?

1112. My look was one of the best of all Drag Race.

1113. Yes. This is the work

1114. - of my partner and I. Aw.

1115. Come on! Come on, love!

1116. Everyone right now is celebrating

1117. and talking about how good they are.

1118. I'm just here in the corner

1119. thinking that I might be going home.

1120. I just feel fucking stupid!

1121. If I get in the bottom,

1122. I will give it my all.

1123. I will lip synch for my life, bitch.

1124. Just between us virgins...

1125. what do we think?

1126. Let's start with Eve 6000.

1127. During Screech, I really think

1128. she was the glue in a lot of ways.

1129. Her timing was bang on

1130. that it just kind of made things flow.

1131. Yeah. She played the Nara Hater,

1132. and I nara-loved her.

1133. And then tonight, on the runway,

1134. the hair, the makeup,

1135. all the way down to that little pinup pump,

1136. she just looked so beautiful tonight.

1137. Beautiful runway,

1138. really, really great in the challenge,

1139. but there's just that extra oomph that's missing.

1140. You know what I mean? Stephanie Prince.

1141. Stephanie has great energy,

1142. like, a fiery personality.

1143. Unfortunately, it was a bit too fiery during the performance.

1144. She was a little frantic

1145. when she was delivering her lines.

1146. A very one-note performance

1147. and also kind of a one-note runway for me.

1148. This is actually the first time in my life

1149. that I don't think I'm a friend of Dorothy.

1150. Synthia Kiss.

1151. She came in wrong,

1152. and it went downhill from there.

1153. She had Amanda Brugel,

1154. the character she's playing,

1155. in front of her to ask her questions.

1156. She was Amanda brutal in that challenge.

1157. Also, the runway look.

1158. The dress was beautifully made,

1159. but it was just very frumpy and dumpy,

1160. and it did not give me a sense of who Synthia Kiss is.

1161. Mm.

1162. Gia Metric was perfection tonight.

1163. The garment was beautifully made.

1164. The concept was incredible.

1165. And the process to get to—

1166. I mean it took you a little longer, Fefe,

1167. but the process to get to what the whole concept was,

1168. like, that revelation was part of the exciting part.

1169. And in the challenge, also,

1170. she was so entertaining,

1171. but I feel like after every single time

1172. we critique her, we get an Oscar speech.

1173. "I would like to thank the academy."

1174. It seems a little put on sometimes.

1175. The person that we met in the Werk Room

1176. and the person that we meet on the runway

1177. are two different people. One is very performative,

1178. and one is very sincere.

1179. I would like to see more of that sincerity

1180. on the runway when receiving critiques.

1181. Mm-hmm. What do we think about Kendall Gender?

1182. Tonight, she told us that she thought

1183. that it would be good for her to get an idea of the script.

1184. She purposefully didn't memorize the lines.

1185. If I did that, I would be fired.

1186. I thought it was very interesting

1187. that she made a choice to play it smaller than last week.

1188. Girl, you're playing Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1189. Like, you're a big personality.

1190. She wasn't very memorable.

1191. I feel like she can be.

1192. I just wanted more, more, more,

1193. and on the runway, it was fine.

1194. When you have Pythia come out

1195. doing kind of a better version of what you're doing,

1196. it just felt a little meh and meh together

1197. for both things, for me.

1198. Adriana stole the show.

1199. The runway was smart and well-tailored

1200. and crafted and intricate and pretty.

1201. Every single element—

1202. the little, tiny tassels hanging off of the trays,

1203. the cake, the knife in the hair—

1204. every detail was splendid.

1205. It's why I love drag,

1206. and the maxi challenge was about coming up with a character,

1207. being funny, and also being in command

1208. of the material that you were given.

1209. And she did all of those things.

1210. I thought she did such a good job.

1211. I really enjoyed her.

1212. I thought she was so funny.

1213. She has a beautiful personality,

1214. and she made it her own.

1215. We have a very big decision to make.

1216. Bring back our bloody Marys.

1217. Welcome back, queens.

1218. We've made some decisions.

1219. Gia Metric,

1220. in the challenge,

1221. you always stole the scene,

1222. and on the runway, my dear,

1223. you were our gangrene queen.

1224. You are safe.

1225. Thank you.

1226. Adriana, in the challenge,

1227. you were Brad to the bone,

1228. and your runway look was the icing on the cake.

1229. - Con-drag-ulations.

1230. You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

1231. Yes! Oh, my God! Thank you so much!

1232. Oh, my God!

1233. I'm the winner of this week,

1234. and for a maxi challenge!

1235. I'm an actress, baby.

1236. You have won a $5,000 gift certificate

1237. from our friends at Fabricland.

1238. Yes! Come on, fabric.

1239. You may join the other girls.

1240. Eve 6000,

1241. you are safe.

1242. Please move to the back of the stage.

1243. Kendall Gender,

1244. on the runway,

1245. your look was very Halloween,

1246. but your performance in the challenge

1247. was very hollow, queen.

1248. You are safe.

1249. - Oh, my God. - Please join your sisters

1250. at the back of the stage.

1251. Good job, babe.

1252. Thank you, guys, a lot.

1253. Unfortunately, that means

1254. Synthia Kiss and Stephanie Prince,

1255. you are both up for elimination.

1256. Two queens stand before us.

1257. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare

1258. a lip synch performance of Fefe Dobson's "Ghost."

1259. This is your last chance to impress us

1260. and save yourself from elimination.

1261. The time has come...

1262. for you to lip synch for your life.

1263. I don't want to go home.

1264. I have to kill this.

1265. I have danced since I was in grade one.

1266. Fefe Dobson, I will be your ghost.

1267. Good luck,

1268. and don't... fuck it up.

1269. Wow!

1270. Yes! - Great job!

1271. Wow. That got me emotional.

1272. What made you emotional about it?

1273. It takes a lot of courage to go onstage

1274. and just show yourself and to be vulnerable.

1275. And whoever goes or stays,

1276. it doesn't matter, because what you're doing is amazing.

1277. I'm proud of all of you.

1278. Thank you.

1279. We've made our decision.

1280. Synthia Kiss...

1281. shantay, you stay.

1282. Thank you so much.

1283. You may join the other girls.

1284. Stephanie Prince,

1285. my Calgary queen,

1286. you came into this competition like a stampede.

1287. Now, the world better buckle up,

1288. because your rise to the top has only just begun.

1289. Unfortunately, this is not your time.

1290. Now, sashay away.

1291. Thank you.

1292. Whoo!

1293. - Yes, Steph! - We love you so much.

1294. We love you!

1295. And remember, ladies...

1296. I actually forgot my line.

1297. I love you, guys.

1298. - We love you!

1299. We love you!

1300. I'm very proud

1301. of what I brought to this competition.

1302. I hope that people heard my story,

1303. and I hope Canada and the world will love me.

1304. For those kids who's growing up still,

1305. Filipino gay kids, queer kids,

1306. kids who doesn't realize who they are yet,

1307. you have something special in your heart,

1308. and you can grow up and be bitches like me.

1309. Oh, that's cute.

1310. Mwah!

1311. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1312. You lived to slay another day.

1313. And remember, stay true north strong and fierce.

1314. Now, let the music play!

1315. Next time on Canada's Drag Race...

1316. We'll be playing...

1317. the Snatch Game.

1318. Give me a little bit of your character.

1319. I'm going to try to guess.

1320. Bitch, I love glitter and cocaine!

1321. I am your host, and I am back, back, back again,

1322. because they won't let me leave!

1323. It's nice to see you again, Rachel.

1324. It's been a while.

1325. It was a little one note.

1326. You picked a tough character, and it didn't work.

1327. Send her flowers after this.

1328. What?