Canada's Drag Race 1x2

1. Previously, on Canada's Drag Race...

2. You need to design and create a high-fashion look

3. using these boxes that scream O Canada.

4. You are not a one-trick pony.

5. Not my favourite look tonight.

6. Well, it's my favourite look tonight.

7. I love that your look is like polished from head to toe.

8. Rita Baga, you are the winner

9. of this week's challenge. - Merci!

10. Lemon, chante, you stay.

11. Juice Boxx, it breaks my heart to say this, but sashay away.

12. Hey, *, season one.

13. I love you all so much.

14. Lots of love, sisters.

15. Juice Boxx.

16. I feel really sad to send a sister home,

17. but I'm so grateful to still be here.

18. It's just sad.

19. But off, bitch. Let's go.

20. We love you, Juice Boxx!

21. Juice Boxx going home really shook-eth the system.

22. I've never seen Juice fight the way she did.

23. Never.

24. She's at a level that is beyond anything,

25. and it wasn't her time.

26. Nobody is safe, which is very exciting

27. because anything can happen.

28. Rita won the first challenge.

29. Thank you!

30. I just won.

31. Guess who won.

32. Hoo-hoo!

33. I thought it was gonna be me.

34. You think you should have won the whole...

35. Yeah. - ... design challenge?

36. Yeah.

37. Okay, whoa. That's a stretch, sis.

38. So the other girls are saying that your garment

39. didn't fit properly.

40. Kyne is delusional.

41. There's no way she should have won this challenge.

42. She was losing her balls on the runway.

43. At this point, it's legit anyone's game.

44. It's time to bring the A-game.

45. Like, nerves are over, first week's done—

46. like, let's give it, bitches.

47. The winner of Canada's Drag Race

48. receives a year of hotel stays from Hilton,

49. and a cash prize of $100,000.

50. With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Stacey McKenzie,

51. and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

52. With tonight's extra special guest host,

53. Jade Hassoune.

54. Ooh, it's a new day in the workroom!

55. It is a new day in the workroom,

56. and I put caution tape over my nipples.

57. I am ready to party!

58. How are you feeling? - Top 11!

59. You know?

60. So she wins one lip synch,

61. and now she's a champion?

62. How many have you won?

63. Huh? - Ohhh, yes!

64. Oh, we're gonna do that. Are we gonna list?

65. Oh, I can list, baby. I can list.

66. Give us the list. - Give us the list, sister.

67. Starting with Miss Black Continental at large.

68. Miss Safe At Large.

69. Oh!

70. Gah, gah!

71. O Canada!

72. She done already done had herses.

73. My northern lights,

74. they say that history can't be rewritten.

75. What the hell do they know?

76. Because if you stay historical,

77. you ain't got to get historical, okay?

78. Paging Dr. Penfield!

79. Paging Dr. Penfield...!

80. What? Who's Dr. Penfield?

81. Who's Dr. Penfield?

82. Oh, hi!

83. Yes, Brooke Lynn!

84. Hello, ladies.

85. Hello!

86. If you want to be Canada's first drag superstar,

87. you need to stay on point, literally.

88. I spent years training as a ballet dancer,

89. so my body can do some crazy shit.

90. Ooh.

91. As a ballet dancer.

92. Oh, pit crew!

93. Yes!

94. Oh my god.

95. Oh!

96. Oh-ho, yummy.

97. Mm... How big is it?

98. For today's mini challenge,

99. you will all be auditioning for the principal role

100. in a new drag ballet called The Nutsmacker.

101. It's a fairy tale story of a demure ingenue, aw,

102. who, at the stroke of midnight,

103. transforms from a bashful ballerina

104. to a nutsmacking bitch.

105. You have 20 minutes to get into your finest

106. ballerina quick drag.

107. Ready, set...

108. Runs!

109. Go! Run!

110. This is crazy.

111. Oh!

112. Oh my god, my balls are falling out.

113. The mini challenge today is

114. a crash course in ballet.

115. Alright, ladies,

116. it is time to assume the position.

117. We have Anastarzia Anaquway.

118. Right now, I'm living my ballerina fantasy.

119. I'm extending.

120. I'm spinning.

121. And now, I'm-a beat some bitches!

122. Hey!

123. Lemon.

124. I'm dancing like Swan Lake, meets Bjork,

125. meets Sia, meets me getting hit by a bus.

126. Tynomi Banks.

127. I'm feeling my tutu realness.

128. Come through with the tutu.

129. I do love ballet mime.

130. Rita Baga.

131. Ilona Verley.

132. Hiya!

133. Karate ballet.

134. Jimbo.

135. You go, Crusty the Swan.

136. Boa!

137. Mommy and Daddy fight at night.

138. I walked in on him hurting her, but they said they were playing.

139. You've just got to dance like nobody's watching, bitch.

140. I don't want to do this anymore!

141. Kiara.

142. Dance challenge, I've got this.

143. I can see her ouch pouch.

144. Ahh! Oh-ho-ho!

145. Slide the floor, bitch.

146. Clean the floor, bitch.

147. Priyanka.

148. The nutsmacking music kicks in, and I lose it, bitch.

149. And then, something comes to mind.

150. Ahh!

151. And I showed them how ballet is done!

152. Technique, form, and a good finish.

153. Oh!

154. Oh, yeah!

155. Touch your toes. Touch your toes.

156. Mm. So hot!

157. You were all tu-tumuch,

158. but two of you plieed, jeteed, and booty bounced harder

159. than any other nutsmacker here.

160. Boa and...

161. Anastarzia Anaquway.

162. Yay!

163. Me?

164. You have each won a $1,000 gift certificate

165. from Wigs and Grace.

166. Wow!

167. That's lit.

168. Now, drag queens have always been about

169. teaching the children, darling.

170. We take pride in telling the stories

171. of the trailblazing mothertuckers

172. that have come before us.

173. For this week's maxi challenge, you will be overacting

174. in two totally twisted "her"-itage moments,

175. inspired by the iconic heritage minutes.

176. The first is a tale of drag queens

177. fighting for the right to vote, in "The Muffragettes."

178. The second, the sheroic story of a Canadian doctor

179. who cured rare drag diseases

180. in "I Smell Burnt Tucks."

181. We're spoofing these old commercials that used to come on

182. Canadian TV, and they were these really beautiful,

183. heartfelt stories about like true historical things

184. that happened in Canada.

185. Boa and Anastarzia,

186. as the winners of this week's mini challenge,

187. you will both be team captains.

188. First pick goes to Boa.

189. Priyanka. - Yes!

190. Anastarzia?

191. Tynomi.

192. Come here, come on. You, you.

193. Madame.

194. Scarlett.

195. Miss Kiara.

196. Me?

197. Jimbo.

198. We want some Lemon in our lives.

199. Oh! - Yes.

200. Ilona, you are the last one standing.

201. What's new?

202. Which means you get to pick which team

203. you would like to be on.

204. Oh! - Ooh.

205. Ha! - Well, them.

206. I love that!

207. Are you ready to rewrite her-story?

208. Yes! We sure are.

209. Then gentlemen, start your engines,

210. and may the best woman win.

211. See you later!

212. Pass it along, class. Here you go.

213. I remember the heritage moments from my childhood,

214. and I always remember them feeling a little bit cheesy

215. but somehow heartwarming.

216. "Doctor, I smell burnt toast."

217. Alright, so our plot...

218. Muffragettes, a group of queens fighting for the right to vote.

219. In 1916 Manitoba, their main opponent,

220. the premier of the province, is revealed to be

221. a closeted drag queen.

222. My character is an old, gay judge that's closeted,

223. trying to stop the drag queens from getting their vote,

224. and in the end, I change my mind and allow the Muffragettes

225. their right to vote.

226. Vegan and Tara, lesbian twin musician duo.

227. They sing everything in unison.

228. Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!

229. Ilona and I just click.

230. Like, we are just attached at the hip right now.

231. Bitch!

232. Every time I see her, I want to be like,

233. "Ooh, sissy, what are we gonna do today?"

234. Leaving in a huff,

235. you'll get it from the Muffs!

236. Ilona and BoBo, they keep picking these

237. weird, drawn-out, weird tunes.

238. We are going to read through this.

239. Everyone let me know which role you feel most comfortable with.

240. For our heritage moment,

241. we are doing "Burnt Tuck."

242. Our scene is about rare drag diseases,

243. and the fabulous doctor who claims to have the cures.

244. I am playing Lisette.

245. She is this prim and proper little bitch,

246. and she has contouria,

247. and she's really stressed about it.

248. I will be playing the role of Dr. Wilma Hennyfield

249. because she's an egotistical bitch.

250. Ah!

251. Kiara, you're gonna do Maggie, the death dropper.

252. I know.

253. I've done improv all through high school,

254. and my mom's a theatre teacher.

255. I studied for production for two years, and then drag full-time.

256. Ga-ga-ti-ti-ta-ta!

257. Pum top— wow.

258. Pum top it— wow.

259. Tongue pop.

260. Tonguepopitis. - Oh!

261. My girl, Tynomi,

262. I see you in the corner struggling,

263. but we're gonna get you there.

264. Say popitis. - Tonguepopitis.

265. Tonguepopitis. - There you go.

266. Can't stop, can't stop this pop.

267. You've got to pop that tongue.

268. Alana.

269. Ilona.

270. Ilona, I'm sorry! I'm learning so many names.

271. You're so racist! - Oh my god!

272. Ilona. It's Ilona, or is it...

273. I don't know!

274. I had to pick Alana because she's just amazing.

275. You didn't pick her!

276. Boa's about to walk up to pick her team.

277. She leans over and she goes

278. how do I say your name correctly again?

279. And then doesn't even pick me!

280. Alana.

281. Fake friend!

282. Do we want to start with this?

283. Yeah, let's go through the script.

284. Okay, so, um...

285. You okay?

286. I have ADHD.

287. It makes it really difficult for me to memorize lines and stuff,

288. and focus on a piece of paper.

289. I was looking at the paper, and it was just mashing

290. all together, and I didn't exactly know what to do.

291. I love it, Edward.

292. You don't have to say it like that.

293. Oh, okay, right, right, right, yeah.

294. Mama's home!

295. Hi!

296. Hi, Team Boa. - Hi!

297. How are the Muffragettes doing?

298. Amazing!

299. Why did you choose this lovely group of women

300. for your team?

301. I had to pick Alana because she was just...

302. Ilona. - Ilona.

303. I had to pick Ilona. - You're hateful.

304. Ilona picked you. - She's amazing.

305. Yeah.

306. And Ilona, how does it feel to be chosen last?

307. It's— it was hurtful in the moment.

308. We've moved on.

309. Are you hearing this?

310. Who throws a tantrum? It's just...

311. I mean, who does that?

312. Kyne, you were not too pleased

313. on the runway last week.

314. Not my favourite look tonight.

315. Well, it's my favourite look tonight.

316. Are you going to take your critiques

317. better this week?

318. I think last week I was just so...

319. Overly confident?

320. Yeah, because I know that I'm good at sewing,

321. and so I just felt like I had that challenge in the bag.

322. You did sew it well,

323. but you didn't deliver it well,

324. and things were falling off you the whole time on the runway.

325. This week, I'm... - We gold-sided you.

326. Yeah, you did.

327. But you know what? I forgive you.

328. Bitch!

329. You're gonna forgive Brooke Lynn?

330. I forgive you.

331. I don't think she said sorry.

332. I didn't ask you.

333. Kyne, shut the fuck up!

334. What is the biggest challenge you're having

335. bringing this scene to life?

336. We want it to be really, really big.

337. But it's important to remember, when you overact,

338. you can't go "Aah!" all the time,

339. and the characters have to be grounded in a reality.

340. I cannot wait to see it.

341. Thank you! - Thank you, Brooke Lynn.

342. Bye, thank you! - Thanks, Brooke.

343. Team Anastarzia!

344. Hello. Yes!

345. Do I smell burnt toast?

346. You might smell burnt tuck.

347. Oh!

348. Are any of you actors?

349. Do any of you act? - I do.

350. You act, and you act— oh, great.

351. Like a little.

352. I almost went home last week, and therefore,

353. I will not let any second of this competition slip by.

354. So these lovely ladies who have experience

355. are definitely helping me with my character development,

356. so that's really nice.

357. I have some direction for you.

358. Oh, go ahead.

359. I noticed you seemed very, very nervous

360. that first week.

361. Oh, the deer in the headlights?

362. Yeah, queer in the headlights.

363. You walked out and it was like...

364. I know.

365. It was like, "Who is this person?"

366. No, I felt it. I felt it.

367. Yeah.

368. I agree with her. I was that deer.

369. And I need to wake up.

370. I need to be bigger. I need to be louder.

371. I need to make her-story.

372. I'm so glad you're all confident

373. and also have the sense that this is gonna be hard

374. and you have to put in the hard work for it.

375. And I cannot wait to see.

376. Thank you.

377. Actors, actors, attention, please.

378. In just a few moments, you will all be heading to the set

379. where you will be directed by our local thespian,

380. Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.

381. And this week, our extra special guest host is

382. superstar from Shadowhunters, Jade Hassoune.

383. So good luck, ladies,

384. and don't it up.

385. Welcome to Hollywood North.

386. If you make it queer, you can make it anywhere.

387. You ladies are telling the story of five drag queens who demand

388. the right to vote from the Premier of Manitoba,

389. who has his own secret connection to the cause.

390. Now, I trust you've studied your scripts.

391. Going into the challenge,

392. I'm kind of worried about my lines.

393. I can't wait to see what you've got.

394. I'm the team leader,

395. and I've got to pull us through this.

396. Action.

397. Getting my steps in, getting my steps in.

398. Where are we?

399. This place is nice.

400. It's not!

401. It's a horrible place full of toxic mascu—

402. Toxic masculinity, and... Sorry.

403. I'm sorry. Oh my god.

404. Action.

405. It's a toxic institution full of—

406. Oh my god!

407. Just say the lines.

408. Just say the lines, Boa.

409. Boa, look, you've got the whole look.

410. You've got the energy. You've got the voice.

411. You've got everything going. - I know.

412. I don't know what's going on. - You're overthinking it.

413. Action. - You idiot!

414. We are here to get the right to the drag—

415. oh, I'm so sorry, oh my god. - It's okay, honey.

416. Let's take it again, okay? Just take a beat and breathe.

417. I cannot remember my lines.

418. I had them and they're gone.

419. As team leader, I've got to pull my shit together.

420. Okay, ladies, so this is a full page of dialogue,

421. and it would be great if we could try to get it

422. in one solid take, okay?

423. You ready? - Yeah.

424. Action.

425. Drag queens voting?

426. Nope, not on my watch.

427. I assure you, nice drag queens

428. don't want the vote.

429. Who... - Said...

430. We... - Were...

431. Nice?

432. Bitch!

433. So Vegan and Tara, remember to annunciate,

434. because me sitting here, even with the lines in front of me,

435. can't understand what you're saying.

436. Okay. - Okay?

437. Action.

438. Who... - Said...

439. We... - Were...

440. Nice?

441. Bitch!

442. Oh my god, what was it?

443. Boa, you didn't pick me?

444. You should have not picked yourself, bitch!

445. And action.

446. Your waist... is cinched!

447. Ah!

448. That was late. - Cut.

449. Kyne, this is your moment to shine,

450. so the slaps are like an amazing comic effect.

451. Just don't leave so much of a gap in between each one.

452. Just boom, okay?

453. Line. Boom.

454. Action.

455. And your cheeks are pinched!

456. Ah! - Oh!

457. And your wrists are minced!

458. Ah! - Ah!

459. I've never in my life yelled at a girl like this!

460. Come.

461. Come on. Hurry it up.

462. The show starts at 8.

463. Come on.

464. That was great!

465. Hello, ladies. - Hi!

466. Your her-itage moment is about pioneering doctor,

467. Wilma Hennyfield, who cured rare drag diseases like contouria,

468. tonguepopitis, and the shablams.

469. Action!

470. Ah!

471. Gah!

472. Miss Shatwood, you're on in five minutes!

473. The crowd is going nuts!

474. Sure, great.

475. No problem.

476. Gah!

477. And cut.

478. Yes, ma'am! - Oh my god.

479. I've got a few tricks up my bra.

480. Truly, Kiara,

481. I can't imagine getting a better take than that.

482. One-take wonder.

483. Alright, ladies, let's move on.

484. Action.

485. She cured my sisters, my drag sisters.

486. So sorry. Can I start again?

487. Can I?

488. Go as far as you want to, honey.

489. No, just like water.

490. Can we get some water for Tynomi, please?

491. Great. - Jesus Lord.

492. And don't forget your pops.

493. Tynomi is getting really stressed and I can feel it,

494. but I'm trying to hold her hand

495. and really help her through this.

496. Action.

497. Line?

498. It's like there's some kind of plague.

499. It's like there's some kind of plague going on.

500. The drag sisters— sorry.

501. Say it again?

502. Okay, focus, focus, focus.

503. Want me to feed it to you?

504. Yes, please. So sorry.

505. It's okay. Just breathe, honey.

506. This is where one of my weaknesses comes in.

507. I wanted to do so well where I start up.

508. Action.

509. Gah! Oh!

510. That's Maggie Shatwood!

511. The most bucked and blessed queen in Canada!

512. I think I'm really nailing this challenge.

513. I'm working my ass off, and I know every

514. syllable of my lines.

515. Go!

516. Oh my god, I can't believe it.

517. Maggie Shatwood in emergency surgery.

518. You can't even buy tickets to Maggie's show.

519. I get teabagged by a butch lesbian nurse.

520. That's the best day of my life.

521. And cut. - Yeah!

522. Time is up this very second, ladies!

523. Today's runway theme is Not My First Time In Drag,

524. and we have to re-create our first drag looks.

525. I was definitely the weakest link in the group,

526. but I'm definitely, definitely coming through for the runway.

527. I'm gonna give them Tynomi 100%.

528. I'm losing my mind right now.

529. I am having a crazy anxiety attack.

530. I am ready to throw up, girl.

531. All I can do is hope for the best

532. and prepare to lip synch.

533. What was your first time in drag like?

534. When I was in high school, I started wearing makeup,

535. and it slowly became this desire

536. to want to be more creative and more flamboyant

537. and express myself more. - Mm-hm.

538. My family was very accepting of me being gay.

539. They weren't, you know, all too pleased with

540. what I was doing with my makeup and doing drag.

541. In 2016, my dad passed away from cancer.

542. In the last few years of my dad's life,

543. he really came around to seeing me for who I was.

544. I'm so lucky, bitch.

545. Yeah, I'm really lucky too.

546. My parents are like my favourite people in the world.

547. It's the best. I love my mom.

548. For a long time, my mom, my dad,

549. like they didn't really understand it, but then...

550. my mom came to like my first— one of my shows,

551. and she was blown away.

552. Aw, that's so sweet.

553. She was like, "I get it, like I...

554. "I see how much joy this brings you."

555. And now she's like the biggest, biggest Lemon supporter.

556. She calls my family "Five Alive" now

557. because she's like, "I'll be Orange,

558. "your dad will be Grapefruit, and your brother will be Lime."

559. I started drag at home.

560. Mm-hm.

561. With my friends.

562. In the Bahamas? - Yeah, in the Bahamas.

563. And how's drag in the Bahamas?

564. Unlike other countries, like the United States

565. and Canada, it wasn't accepted at all.

566. It's taboo.

567. I'm talking about I've had so many friends murdered.

568. What?

569. Shot in the face as they're opening

570. their front doors.

571. Like shot in the face because they're gay?

572. Yes.

573. I don't talk about it a lot, but I too have been shot.

574. And I have a bullet in my right kidney.

575. God. - Really?

576. What was the situation?

577. What happened? - What happened?

578. I got home from work,

579. and these two guys are standing in my yard.

580. No, no, no.

581. No way.

582. Yup, serious a hundred times.

583. I pull into the driveway.

584. They approach my car, and they just start shooting.

585. No! Are you lying?

586. What the? - Like legit.

587. Three of the bullets hit me.

588. One went into my arm, one went into my chest,

589. and one went into my stomach.

590. And I drove myself to the hospital.

591. When I got to the hospital, I finally collapsed,

592. and I remember being cold.

593. I remember overhearing a doctor saying,

594. "I don't think he's gonna make it through the night."

595. I had to learn how to breathe again,

596. learn how to walk again,

597. and the minute the doctor gave me the clearance,

598. I said, "You know what? Peace out."

599. Got my drag and I came straight to Canada.

600. Claimed asylum and I've been here ever since.

601. And was it complicated to come into Canada?

602. It was not.

603. I am so grateful to Canada, refugee process,

604. as a gay man claiming asylum.

605. I do have rage. I do have anger.

606. I just want to come and give you a hug

607. to let you know we all love you so much.

608. Yeah, we love you.

609. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

610. It's hard to talk about it.

611. You're brave for sharing it.

612. As Canadians, we live in a lot of privilege

613. that we're born with, and so I think

614. this is a great reminder to all of us

615. that what we have is lucky,

616. and that it should be celebrated.

617. I've never been through that.

618. I've had friends, I've lost friends along the way.

619. I'm happy you're here, Star.

620. Thank you, girl.

621. But don't bawl like that ever again.

622. - That messed me up!

623. Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.

624. I'm Jade Hassoune, and words cannot even describe

625. how thrilled I am to be this week's extra special guest host.

626. The beautiful Stacey McKenzie!

627. Jade, what is it like being a faerie on Shadowhunters?

628. It takes one to play one.

629. My dear friend, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

630. Woo!

631. And the oh-so handsome Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.

632. Do you think history ever repeats itself?

633. Do you think history ever repeats itself?

634. Wow, I just had gay-ja vu.

635. This week, the queens were challenged to shed light

636. on some of Canada's unsung she-roes,

637. in all new Canadian her-itage moments.

638. Gentlemen, start your engines,

639. and may the best woman win.

640. Category is "Not My First Time,"

641. elevated interpretations of their first time in drag.

642. First up, Lemon.

643. She owns everything!

644. My first time in drag, I was serving you busted,

645. broke-down, can't even pay my rent, and this time,

646. I am serving you gorgeous, expensive eleganza.

647. Oh, 50 Shades of Gay!

648. I just simply don't have room in my box

649. for all these diamonds!

650. Next is Rita Baga.

651. Oh look, it's Orlando Bloom.

652. My first time in drag, I was giving you

653. cheap sunflower swimsuit,

654. and now I'm working this runway.

655. I'm letting the sunshine in, baby.

656. Achoo!

657. Oh, I have a pill for that.

658. And next, Tynomi Banks.

659. Pony up!

660. My first time in drag was a simple little dress,

661. turtleneck, a little girl not knowing what she's doing.

662. Now the fantasy is never-ending story.

663. Anything mythical I am all there.

664. Giddy-up.

665. Do you know what gay horses eat?

666. Dick.

667. Next is Kiara.

668. My first time in drag,

669. I felt like a $20 cheap glamazon,

670. but tonight on the runway, I feel expensive.

671. I feel like a millionaire.

672. I feel like a rich bitch.

673. I'm getting flashbacks to Lindsay Lohan

674. and Nicole Ritchie.

675. Woo. - Oh!

676. A lady never leaves home without her handbag.

677. And next, Anastarzia Anaquway.

678. She's gonna go this way.

679. Oh look, now she's gonna go that way.

680. Oh wait. No, no, no.

681. She's gonna go this way.

682. My first time in drag look,

683. I was attending the Miss Endangered Species Pageant.

684. And now I'm giving you hair for the gods.

685. I'm giving you jewels.

686. Pageant girl realness at its best.

687. She won presentation,

688. question and answer, and talent!

689. Next up is Boa.

690. What's up, hombre?

691. The devil wears nada.

692. My first time in drag,

693. I was giving you back alley hooker,

694. and now I'm giving you front alley escort

695. about to get in my limo.

696. Ooh! - Peekaboo.

697. The red shoes means she's a slut.

698. Actually, everything means she's a slut.

699. And next is Kyne.

700. I'm Ursula, bitch!

701. My first time in drag look was at a Halloween party

702. three years ago.

703. I came dressed as Ursula, the sea witch.

704. I've got bigger hair this time around.

705. I've got nicer makeup.

706. I'm looking Stacey McKenzie right in the eyes,

707. and I am strutting it for all I've got.

708. You poor, unfortunate soul.

709. I knew Tinky Winky was a slut.

710. And now, Priyanka.

711. She has somewhere to be, next year.

712. My first time in drag look was me

713. doing some sort of weird Stevie Nicks impersonation.

714. I've now taken this look, and turned her into

715. latex fetish fish fantasy.

716. That's right, and be careful

717. because she's probably a vampire too.

718. It pleathers me to pleather you.

719. Do you think that thing picks up satellite?

720. Scarlett BoBo.

721. My first time in drag look

722. was just me at like 16.

723. I want to show them how far I've come

724. to the globetrotting,

725. international sensation, circus freak.

726. Take it all in because this bitch is on fire!

727. Oh!

728. Oh!

729. I'm the first bitch in her-story

730. to give you a fire swallowing trick on the runway.

731. I smell burnt tuck.

732. Ilona Verley.

733. Skipadee-doo-dah-gay.

734. My eyes are up here and down here.

735. I am serving you head to toe

736. polished re-realization of my first time in drag.

737. I'm stomping the runway like I just got kicked out of school.

738. I'm looking the judges right in the eyes,

739. and I'm letting them have it.

740. And now, Jimbo.

741. My first time in drag look was a zombie cheerleader.

742. But now, I am giving you some back from the dead,

743. looking for head zombie realness.

744. Mom, my dollie scares me.

745. Welcome, ladies.

746. Let's take a look at your her-itage moments.

747. First up, Team Boa.

748. Getting my steps in.

749. Getting my steps in.

750. Ooh, this place is nice.

751. It's not nice!

752. It's a sexist place full of toxic masculinity

753. and institutionalized misogynistic misogyny!

754. I would love a massage-anize.

755. My back is hurting.

756. You idiot!

757. We are here to get the drag queens right to vote!

758. Vegan and Tara, play us a gay fight song!

759. Oh! - Oh, sissy, we killed it!

760. Drag queens voting?

761. Nope, not on my watch.

762. I assure you nice drag queens don't want the vote.

763. Premier Cisman, we demand you give us

764. and all drag queens the right to vote!

765. Nellie, don't be so shrill, okay?

766. Maybe just like a smile or something.

767. These guys are never gonna boink us.

768. I can't even with you Muffragettes!

769. There's something about that man...

770. I just can't put my finger on it.

771. I can!

772. I think he has the hots for me.

773. You know what?

774. I should probably go talk to him.

775. Oh, I'll do it.

776. I may hate the guy, but Premier Cisman

777. doesn't deserve crabs.

778. He's so handsome.

779. Shut your flap trap, Tiffany.

780. Who do these Muffragettes think they are, coming for me?

781. Look!

782. I'm sickening too!

783. Oh!

784. He's a drag queen!

785. Please don't tell anyone!

786. Move, I'm gay.

787. Your waist is cinched!

788. Ah!

789. And your cheeks are pinched!

790. Oh! - Oh!

791. And your wrists are minced!

792. Ah! - Ah!

793. I've never in my life yelled at a girl like this!

794. Premier Cisman, you should come out.

795. Because if you can't love yourself...

796. Because if you don't,

797. I won't make it home in time to watch Hinterland.

798. Queens, gentlemen,

799. Premier Cisman has got something to say.

800. I've changed my mind.

801. Chante, you stay.

802. You all stay and vote.

803. And that's the story of how drag queens

804. won the right to vote.

805. And more importantly,

806. how we all got boyfriends and learned how to smile,

807. a part of our heritage.

808. The End.

809. Oh!

810. Now, let's jump into the hot tuck time machine

811. with Team Anastarzia.

812. Ah!

813. Gah!

814. Miss Shatwood, you're on in five minutes!

815. The crowd is going nuts!

816. Sure, great.

817. No problem.

818. Ah!

819. I just can't!

820. I just can't do it!

821. I can't dead drop!

822. Does anyone smell burnt tuck?

823. Clutches pearls!

824. Augh!

825. Yee-agh!

826. I heard Dr. Hennyfield is a miracle worker.

827. She cured my drag sister's genital gwamps.

828. I just hope she can help with my contouria.

829. I look like Trixie Mattel did sex with a Picasso.

830. Why are you here?

831. Tonguepopitis.

832. Hm. Can't stop.

833. Can't stop the pop.

834. And the pop just don't stop!

835. Oh...

836. So sorry.

837. It's like this plague's everywhere.

838. The drag— my drag sisters

839. on this side of Laval are out of whack.

840. My drag mother, my drag stepdaughter in-law,

841. and that bitch in triage.

842. I need to see Dr. Hennyfield!

843. Okay, come with me, Maggie.

844. How are you doing?

845. Not well, bitch!

846. There's that burnt tuck smell again!

847. Argh!

848. That's Maggie Shatwood,

849. the most bucked and blessed queen in Canada!

850. If this plague gets any worse,

851. our careers will be over as well.

852. I can't go back to working in coat check.

853. I just can't!

854. Too many people have died.

855. Where's Dr. Hennyfield?

856. Someone call the doctor because I'm feeling

857. sick... ening!

858. Whoa, Maggie Shatwood, you're famous.

859. Would you take a selfie?

860. You don't have time to draw yourself!

861. She's having a case of the shablams!

862. We need to take this queen to the emergency surgery right now!

863. Hey, Doctor, hello, hello!

864. Help me pick up this skinny legend!

865. Go!

866. Oh my god, I can't believe it.

867. Maggie Shatwood in emergency surgery.

868. You can't even buy tickets to Maggie's show,

869. not since she did that quintuple salchow in the Rideau.

870. Scalpel?

871. In your hand.

872. Gauze?

873. It's already done.

874. I've never been in a surgery room before.

875. Yeah, me neither.

876. Doctor, quick, quick, quick!

877. The bitch is wavering between basic and sickening.

878. If she drops any lower, she will prolapse!

879. Been there.

880. What's a prolapse?

881. Miss Shatwood, what do you feel?

882. I am living... okoo-oo-oo?

883. She's amazing!

884. Performing with an exposed brain!

885. And a whoop!

886. Give that to me.

887. Okay, Miss Shatwood...

888. How do you feel when I do that?

889. Burnt tuck!

890. I smell burnt tuck!

891. I made it!

892. I've isolated the shablams!

893. I am a genius!

894. Shut up, one second.

895. I've isolated the source of the shablams.

896. She's cured.

897. I'm a genius.

898. Dr. Wilma Hennyfield drew the roadmap

899. of the drag brain.

900. She cured dozens of drag queen related ailments,

901. including the shablams.

902. Well, actually, bitch,

903. that was my idea.

904. I just have to say to everyone here,

905. I've never been more proud to be Canadian,

906. and I've never been more proud to be gay in my entire life.

907. Ladies, this week, you performed in groups,

908. but tonight, you'll be judged individually.

909. Now, when I call your name, please step forward.

910. Anastarzia Anaquway...

911. Ilona Verley...

912. Rita Baga...

913. Scarlett BoBo.

914. You are all...

915. safe.

916. You may leave the stage.

917. And now it's time for the judges' critiques,

918. starting with Lemon.

919. Wow!

920. What a transformation from last week.

921. And the way you worked it on the runway,

922. that's a lot of fabric to work with.

923. You looked beautiful.

924. You killed it for me.

925. As far as the acting challenge, also so good.

926. Have you done this before?

927. I haven't really acted in like a scene

928. with like words before, but I do a lot of like dance theater.

929. It's amazing because your words were flowing.

930. You were really quite extraordinary.

931. Thank you so much.

932. Next up, Tynomi Banks.

933. This outfit, uh,

934. I wish the waist was more cinched in.

935. I wish you didn't have the fishnets on.

936. I wish there was a black, just a black pantyhose

937. or just a bare leg, but I appreciated that I saw

938. a little bit more of Tynomi Banks

939. on the runway today.

940. I loved you on the runway.

941. You had a lot of energy, you know,

942. you brought like the drama.

943. What do you think of Tynomi Banks' acting?

944. It seemed like Lemon was propping you up.

945. I lack experience in acting.

946. The fact that you are new to this really isn't

947. very relevant because Lemon is as well,

948. and she slayed the game.

949. Thank you, Tynomi.

950. Kiara.

951. The whole thing was really good.

952. Energy was there.

953. Your character was definitely there.

954. Honey, you knocked it out of the park.

955. You brought it every take.

956. Your energy was incredible.

957. This outfit is beautiful.

958. It's a little basic for me, but I'm looking at the picture,

959. and it's basically the exact same dress

960. in a different fabric.

961. Watch your posture, right,

962. and also take a longer stride as well.

963. That's a little thing. It's gonna elongate you.

964. Next up, team captain, Boa.

965. You told me that you had really only focused on your lines,

966. and it showed.

967. Your look is very beautiful.

968. And it's like when you walked out,

969. I was just waiting for you to give me that drama,

970. and I didn't get that.

971. Have the confidence that you are sexy.

972. Brooke Lynn Hytes just said I'm sexy.

973. Oh my god.

974. They'll edit it out.

975. Up next, Kyne.

976. I didn't get as many laughs out of you

977. as I would have liked.

978. You showed up.

979. You knew your lines.

980. That was about it.

981. I prefer your hair in the before picture.

982. I prefer your makeup in the before picture too.

983. I would have liked to see a latex black gown or something.

984. This is just a little bit basic for me.

985. The before photo, I agree with Brooke Lynn.

986. I was so excited to see what this was gonna be.

987. Let's go to Stacey.

988. What do you think about your outfit?

989. I like my outfit.

990. Really? - Yeah.

991. What I don't like about the outfit is that

992. it doesn't do you any justice at all.

993. When you turn around, you can see that little peak

994. of skin that is your skin colour,

995. and that just immediately took me out of the fantasy,

996. the illusion of it.

997. You only get one chance, all of you.

998. You only get one chance to shine,

999. so you've got to make the best of it when you're on the stage.

1000. Priyanka.

1001. You were in character from beginning to end.

1002. You were funny. You were engaging.

1003. You did an amazing job.

1004. It might go down as the slowest runway walk in

1005. Drag Race history.

1006. Stunning.

1007. Oh my god.

1008. Last, but certainly not least, Jimbo!

1009. Your look tonight, honey.

1010. You're terrifying me and I love it!

1011. And you in the acting challenge, I was very impressed with you.

1012. The one thing that I will say, though,

1013. is that you played a little bit small.

1014. I want to see the girl that you brought in day one.

1015. I know you've got it.

1016. Now serve it to us. - Okay.

1017. You had such an arc in the scene, and...

1018. Thank you.

1019. it ended up being my favourite character.

1020. Wow. I love the detachable ponytails.

1021. I thought that was such a cute little gimmick to have.

1022. I think you look amazing.

1023. Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1024. You may head back to the workroom to untuck,

1025. while we deliberate.

1026. I'm not gonna complain about being safe in week two.

1027. I'm not complaining yet.

1028. I'm not gonna complain about it.

1029. Sasha and Violet were safe all the way to the end

1030. of their season, and then they swooped in.

1031. Safe sissies, yay.

1032. It's gonna be our new single.

1033. Ding, ding, ah...

1034. Ooh, hey, ladies!

1035. Let's get up and let them have a seat in the front.

1036. Come on, sit down!

1037. Come have a seat, ladies.

1038. Tynomi, what did they say to you?

1039. So, this look, they didn't like it.

1040. I'm not cinched enough, Brooke Lynn said.

1041. When it came to Jeffrey, he was like this...

1042. He's like...

1043. "Lemon's first time.

1044. "She came through.

1045. "How about you?"

1046. And so it's like, "Oh my god, you're so right."

1047. Oh, Jade was so impressed.

1048. He said it's natural to have a lag.

1049. To be fair, though, we all have legs, honey.

1050. What?

1051. She said have a lag.

1052. A lag!

1053. You just wanted some attention.

1054. L-A-G. - Lag.

1055. Like people were going slow.

1056. Like this brain lag that you're having right now!

1057. Boa is so stupid!

1058. Lemon, how do you feel different

1059. this week and last week?

1060. I worked my dick off to like—

1061. like, I don't have one anymore!

1062. No, I've worked so, so, so hard this week, and like...

1063. And you were an amazing teammate as well.

1064. Thank you so much.

1065. So...

1066. Kyne, what are you feeling right now?

1067. Brooke Lynn didn't like me.

1068. What? - Yeah.

1069. They liked her before picture

1070. better than her after picture.

1071. What? - Yeah.

1072. Earlier in the workroom, you said to me that you were

1073. afraid that your look was a little basic.

1074. Yeah.

1075. So when they asked you, like,

1076. "Do you think your look is basic,"

1077. why did you not say, like, "I kind of agree"?

1078. I...

1079. What did Brooke Lynn say to you?

1080. What did you say to Brooke Lynn?

1081. She asked if I learned my lesson,

1082. and I said I did and that I was gonna change things,

1083. and I thought I did, but I, you know...

1084. But you also said you'd accept her apology.

1085. It was a joke...

1086. Just between us moose knuckles,

1087. what do you think?

1088. Starting with Lemon.

1089. I think Lemon is a star.

1090. Just seems to like ooze out naturally.

1091. That gown was just exquisite,

1092. and in the challenge she was so fluid and easy and natural,

1093. like it looked like she had been acting for years.

1094. I just love that she came ready,

1095. and just ready to like slay and slay all the way.

1096. Priyanka.

1097. I love Priyanka in acting,

1098. like I just thought she was hilarious, right?

1099. She's here to win.

1100. One of my top looks on the runway tonight, by far.

1101. Fun, fun, fun.

1102. Jimbo!

1103. Jimbo is the reason why I watch Drag Race.

1104. I want to be freaked out.

1105. I want to just be— like see things that are unexpected.

1106. She's very good at freaking us out

1107. and making us be like "Huh?" but in the best way possible.

1108. And then in the acting challenge,

1109. she knew all of her lines.

1110. She showed up to set totally prepared.

1111. What I love about Jimbo is that Jimbo stays true

1112. to who she is.

1113. Kiara.

1114. She just looks so beautiful.

1115. Not a lot of queens can pull off that

1116. naked-y little, no hip pads,

1117. no boobs dress moment, and work it.

1118. She nailed every take.

1119. She was there for her sisters.

1120. She was very professional.

1121. She really came out of her shell yesterday,

1122. and I'm so glad that she did.

1123. She did Montreal proud.

1124. Tynomi Banks.

1125. She was nervous. She didn't know her lines.

1126. And even when I did deliver her lines to her,

1127. she still had trouble following along.

1128. And when she did get it, it was so lacklustre.

1129. In terms of her runway look,

1130. she looked like a knight from the round table,

1131. like it looked like she was going on a holy crusade.

1132. - Boa.

1133. Boa was very constricted.

1134. When she would say her lines,

1135. it's like she'd turn off until she had to say the next line.

1136. She was the team leader.

1137. She came in totally unprepared.

1138. She was very much in her head.

1139. I had to feed her every single line.

1140. I was really disappointed in Boa

1141. when she came out on the runway because of her presentation.

1142. It was very bland.

1143. Well, Stacey, not all of us can be international

1144. supermodels of the world, darling!

1145. Speak for yourself!

1146. Yes, you all can be.

1147. Kyne.

1148. First of all, her outfit was horrific.

1149. I didn't like it at all. It was ill-shaped.

1150. There was a lot going on.

1151. There was no finish.

1152. There was no polish.

1153. It was like my least favourite look on the runway.

1154. In the acting challenge, she wasn't terrible.

1155. No, and I felt bad at first because I didn't really

1156. remember her performance.

1157. And I have to say that she took our criticism

1158. from last week in the attitude department.

1159. Absolutely.

1160. And she was much more receptive

1161. to what we had to say.

1162. Alright, have we made our decision?

1163. I believe we have. - Yes.

1164. Bring back our vintage vixens.

1165. Ladies, based on your performance

1166. in the her-itage moments,

1167. and your runway presentation,

1168. we've made some decisions.

1169. Jimbo, great work this week.

1170. You're safe.

1171. You may join your sisters.

1172. Kiara, you're safe.

1173. Lemon, on the runway and in the challenge,

1174. your address was pure Hollywood.

1175. Lemon, con-drag-ulations.

1176. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1177. It's me!

1178. You have won a sickening supply of makeup,

1179. courtesy of Anastasia Beverly Hills.

1180. It is valued at over $5,000.

1181. Well done, Lemon.

1182. You may join your sisters.

1183. Thank you so much.

1184. Yay!

1185. Priyanka...

1186. You're safe.

1187. You may join your sisters.

1188. Kyne, as a Muffragette, you did show up,

1189. but on the runway,

1190. we questioned your glow up.

1191. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1192. Boa, your runway presentation gagged us,

1193. but your acting challenge

1194. did not give us street throat.

1195. Tynomi, in your acting performance,

1196. our account at Tynomi Banks lost interest.

1197. Boa...

1198. You're safe.

1199. You may join your sisters.

1200. Tynomi, my dear, I'm sorry,

1201. but that means you are up for elimination.

1202. Two queens stand before us.

1203. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare

1204. a lip synch performance of If You Could Read My Mind.

1205. This is your last chance to impress us,

1206. and save yourself from elimination.

1207. The time has come...

1208. for you to lip synch...

1209. for you life!

1210. Good luck!

1211. And don't it up.

1212. My mind

1213. Yeah

1214. But the feeling's gone

1215. If you could

1216. If you could read my mind

1217. If you could

1218. Yas, girls, yas!

1219. Good job, ladies.

1220. Right now I feel I'm in shambles a little bit.

1221. I'm just overwhelmed, and I started crying.

1222. Ladies,

1223. we've made a decision.

1224. Tynomi Banks...

1225. Chante, you stay.

1226. Kyne, as a darling of social media,

1227. you came here with lots of likes,

1228. but my darling,

1229. you leave Canada's Drag Race a certified star.

1230. I've always forged my own path in life,

1231. and I think it's my destiny to do that forever.

1232. Now, sashay away.

1233. We love you. I love you

1234. See you on the internets.

1235. Thanks for watching.

1236. I am so excited to be here.

1237. I feel very proud.

1238. I just love drag, and I want to impart that knowledge

1239. on to the world and to the next generation of queens.

1240. I'm taking away a group of some great new friends,

1241. and a big slice of humble pie.

1242. Con-drag-ulations, queens.

1243. Remember,

1244. stay true north strong and fierce.

1245. Now let the music play!

1246. Work it for me, me

1247. You wear it

1248. Next time on Canada's Drag Race...

1249. For this week's maxi challenge,

1250. you'll be splitting into two rival girl groups.

1251. Kiki wanna kai-kai

1252. but none of these queens are my type!

1253. Scarlett BoBo, your looks are a no-no—

1254. You have to scream, like, "Scarlett BoBo"!

1255. You want to be on Drag Race?

1256. I think so! - Drag Race costs,

1257. and this is where you start paying!

1258. I'm not a dancer,

1259. and if I make it through a dance challenge,

1260. it's gonna be a blessed day on the planet.

1261. Roll one, two, three, fox step.

1262. 5, 6, 7, 8...

1263. You guys got it?

1264. From head to toe is just, oh!

1265. This look is so stupid.

1266. Bitch, get off the stage!