1. What did I say?Copy !req
2. I said don't do fire safety camp andCopy !req
3. political history camp in the same day.Copy !req
4. Unless you reeeaaally want itCopy !req
5. to turn into riot control camp.Copy !req
6. Go. Get out of here.Copy !req
7. What?Copy !req
8. You're not going to do anyone any good if you keepCopy !req
9. letting Max get to you like this.Copy !req
10. Take a break!Copy !req
11. I'll cover underwater basket weaving tomorrow.Copy !req
12. Take the campmobile and get outta dodge for a day.Copy !req
13. Reset!Copy !req
14. What... should I do?Copy !req
15. How the hell should I know?Copy !req
16. Go into town and do.. whatever it is that you doCopy !req
17. to blow off steam before you kill someone.Copy !req
18. That's... not a bad idea.Copy !req
19. You're still on fire, b-t-dubbs.Copy !req
20. Thank you.Copy !req
21. Oooh, fascinating!Copy !req
22. So if you park the ship at a lagrange pointCopy !req
23. then the combined gravitational—Copy !req
24. Neil, Nik, let's go!Copy !req
25. Hey, we're talking here!Copy !req
26. The moon landings were a hoax filmed in Area 51Copy !req
27. orchestrated by the government as a publicity stuntCopy !req
28. designed to humiliate the Russians in the space race!Copy !req
29. Noooooo! No, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you—Copy !req
30. This is it, he's finally cracking!Copy !req
31. Well yeah, no wonder, you use that conspiracy theory on him like every other day.Copy !req
32. Not him, David!Copy !req
33. The revolution is working! He's going BONKERS!Copy !req
34. And he's going into town..Copy !req
35. Into town? To do what?Copy !req
36. We're gonna find out!Copy !req
37. You idiot! This isn't about air conditioning!Copy !req
38. This is our chance to study David!Copy !req
39. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I always kinda dry out in AC.Copy !req
40. And it makes me sneeze.Copy !req
41. Hush, you!Copy !req
42. Just what exactly do you think he's into?Copy !req
43. Hookers and blow!Copy !req
44. What?Copy !req
45. I dunno what it is, but my dad and his friendsCopy !req
46. always said that they wish they could do that for fun.Copy !req
47. And then they would laugh! Ha.Copy !req
48. Maybe that's what David likes.Copy !req
49. Look! There's no way anyone that happy can exist.Copy !req
50. He's gotta have a weakness.Copy !req
51. And I'm gonna find it.Copy !req
52. "Welcome to the audio audition of the Farmer's AlmanacCopy !req
53. for the year of our Lord, 1972Copy !req
54. being in a being in a bisextile, or leap year.Copy !req
55. Includes a weather forecast for all regions of the USACopy !req
56. as well as planning cables, and Zodiac secrets, for every month."Copy !req
57. Hoho, this one's gonna be good!Copy !req
58. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
59. He has. To have. A WEAKNESS!Copy !req
60. You're hurting me.Copy !req
61. "It's the 196th year—"Copy !req
62. Finally, back in the real world!Copy !req
63. Sweet, sweet civilization.Copy !req
64. Uhh guys, not so much.Copy !req
65. What fresh hell is this?Copy !req
66. There's, there's nothing.Copy !req
67. What does anyone around here do for fun?Copy !req
68. Fun?Copy !req
69. It been no fun here since '09.Copy !req
70. Something happen a few years ago?Copy !req
71. 1909!Copy !req
72. When the mayor actually outlawed fun.Copy !req
73. The great Naked Ankle incident of '09.Copy !req
74. Aww, somebody's always gotta push it too far, ruin it for everyone else.Copy !req
75. Njeh.Copy !req
76. Okay?Copy !req
77. Oh damn it, target's in motion! Let's move out guys!Copy !req
78. Guys?Copy !req
79. Great Scott!Copy !req
80. Neil? Neil! Neil, we gotta go!Copy !req
81. Nikki, how bout..Copy !req
82. M-Max, I-I'm not feeling so great all of a sudden.Copy !req
83. No! We lost him!Copy !req
84. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
85. Huh?Copy !req
86. Neil, you go be Neil in the nerd shop.Copy !req
87. Just stay here, and keep an eye on the wagon.Copy !req
88. Get ready to haul ass if you see David about to leave.Copy !req
89. I'm home!Copy !req
90. Yeah, okay...Copy !req
91. Alright, Nikki, let's go David-hunting.Copy !req
92. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo...Copy !req
93. What lame place did David go... in?Copy !req
94. Do your eyes hurt?Copy !req
95. So, what sort of poor excuse for root beer do you got on tap?Copy !req
96. Don't server your kind here.Copy !req
97. Your kind? Your kind!Copy !req
98. Care to be more specific, sir?Copy !req
99. I'm calling you out!Copy !req
100. Kids.Copy !req
101. Oh, well that's totally understandable.Copy !req
102. I'll keep it quick then.Copy !req
103. Whatcha know about a guy named David?Copy !req
104. Runs one of those camps out on the lake.Copy !req
105. Might of just been through here?Copy !req
106. Kind of guy all the neighbors say they never saw it coming when he finally snapped?Copy !req
107. Looks like this?Copy !req
108. Him? Yeah, he's a bit on edge now, isn't he?Copy !req
109. Kept saying something about how it was all some...Copy !req
110. kid's fault.Copy !req
111. I know what you're thinking. You're totally right.Copy !req
112. So, he come here often? Is he a sad drunk? Happy drunk?Copy !req
113. Gay drunk?Copy !req
114. Hmm, don't know about any of that. Guess he DID hit his Shirley Temple pretty hard.Copy !req
115. He beat a woman!Copy !req
116. David, you unbelievable bastard, I didn't know you had it in you!Copy !req
117. Where is he now?Copy !req
118. Looked like he was headed down Plain Street.Copy !req
119. Might of hopped into Muffin Tops?Copy !req
120. He went to a bakery?Copy !req
121. Poor, desperate David.Copy !req
122. Is this where you go for women?Copy !req
123. Max? I think I'm dying.Copy !req
124. Me too, Nikki. Dying to catch David in the act. Let's go!Copy !req
125. Oh hey there, kiddo, whatcha doin' there?Copy !req
126. How did you guys ever make this stuff work?Copy !req
127. Shooting electrons out of a cathode radio to excite phosphorus?Copy !req
128. I mean, it's charming in a tin cups and strings sort of way.Copy !req
129. Know a little something about electronics, do you?Copy !req
130. Meh, a little something.Copy !req
131. Hello, Lester!Copy !req
132. Hey there, Fred.Copy !req
133. Beautiful day out there, ain't it?Copy !req
134. Yep, beautiful day.Copy !req
135. Almanac says there shouldn't be any rain for...Copy !req
136. Guys, guys.Copy !req
137. I'm trying to watch here.Copy !req
138. Oh, sorry son.Copy !req
139. What seems to be the problem there, Fred?Copy !req
140. Well, Lester, the old HAM here's on the fritz again.Copy !req
141. Guys, come on.Copy !req
142. Again? Mmh.Copy !req
143. Let me take a look.Copy !req
144. I woulda thought that new capacitor should of done the...Copy !req
145. Here.Copy !req
146. Haha, well thanks!Copy !req
147. Well I'll be hornswoggled.Copy !req
148. Don't come back!Copy !req
149. Come back when you're 18.Copy !req
150. I. Was not prepared for that.Copy !req
151. There you are!Copy !req
152. A hardware store? I don't get it.Copy !req
153. Mmh.Copy !req
154. Heh?Copy !req
155. Ah!Copy !req
156. Huh?Copy !req
157. Hello~!Copy !req
158. Neil! Red alert!Copy !req
159. Huh?Copy !req
160. This is it, he's snapped! We gotta go!Copy !req
161. But we don't close 'till...Copy !req
162. By Tesla's coils!Copy !req
163. What? Wait!Copy !req
164. Who are you and what have you done with Nikki?Copy !req
165. Max, what did you do to her?Copy !req
166. Is she dying?Copy !req
167. She was with me the whole time as we were ran around...Copy !req
168. town!Copy !req
169. Need... nature. Nikki, go home.Copy !req
170. He's here!Copy !req
171. Wait, what is all that stuff?Copy !req
172. He's gonna kill me!Copy !req
173. What?Copy !req
174. We went too far!Copy !req
175. What do you mean 'we'? This is all you!Copy !req
176. Yeah, but I didn't wanna drive him to murder.Copy !req
177. I just wanted to show him that his entire philosophical outlook on life is flawed and that fundamental beliefs and ideaologies he holds so dearlyCopy !req
178. are trivial so that he'll start crying himself to sleep like the rest of us!Copy !req
179. I'm not a monster!Copy !req
180. Max!Copy !req
181. Hi, David.Copy !req
182. I'm suddenly regretting multiple recent choices.Copy !req
183. This is your fault, Max.Copy !req
184. Shut up! This is fine!Copy !req
185. As soon as we get back to camp we find Gwen and—Copy !req
186. He's not taking us back to camp!Copy !req
187. All I've ever tried to do is help you.Copy !req
188. I keep trying to tell you about the joys of camping.Copy !req
189. Of being part of a team, of helping your fellow campers.Copy !req
190. But no. You never try.Copy !req
191. You just push and push and push.Copy !req
192. I don't know what to say anymore.Copy !req
193. I've got nothing left.Copy !req
194. You left me no choice.Copy !req
195. Are you. Fucking. Serious?Copy !req
196. Yay!Copy !req
197. Hahaha!Copy !req
198. You sick bastard. Your getaway from the campCopy !req
199. is TO GO CAMPING!Copy !req
200. I don't know what to tell you anymore about how cool camping can be.Copy !req
201. All I can do now, is show you.Copy !req
202. The hell you think you're going?Copy !req
203. I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
204. I got a 401K, whatever that is.Copy !req
205. Come on guys! Did you know I have the Farmer's Almanac on tape?Copy !req
206. If we start now we can finish 1973!Copy !req
207. Just. Kill us!Copy !req