1. We're so happy to have you here today!Copy !req
2. It's such an honor to have the Camp Critic Committee visit us again. You know, after last years incident.Copy !req
3. Which I really want to apologize for that again, and if you were wondering,Copy !req
4. yes, the camper did survive, physically speaking.Copy !req
5. But, a lot has changed since then!Copy !req
6. And I think that this year you will see that I am truly, without a doubt,Copy !req
7. the prime candidate for the "Camp Counselor of the Year Award"!Copy !req
8. Right, well we've got a big day of outdoor activities planned,Copy !req
9. but as you know the most important start of any day is a balanced breakfast!Copy !req
10. Yep, we run a tight ship around here, but
we also encourage freedom of expression.Copy !req
11. - Uh, David?
- Not now!Copy !req
12. Heh, sorry, this is one of our other counselors.Copy !req
13. She's got nothing to report, as always
because our camp is really great, as always.Copy !req
14. Have I mentioned how great our camp is?Copy !req
15. David!Copy !req
16. HAVE I MENTIONED HOW GREAT OUR CAMP IS?Copy !req
17. Now, we always make sure our daily activities test the bodies and minds of all of our campers,Copy !req
18. and today is no exception.Copy !req
19. Behold!Copy !req
20. Look, David-Copy !req
21. WHAT, Gwen! I have gone through a lot of planning and preparation to make this day happen.Copy !req
22. What could you possibly tell me that I don't already know?Copy !req
23. It's about to rain.Copy !req
24. nooo...Copy !req
25. 'Okay, what am I going to do? Think, think...'Copy !req
26. Yes, rain. Any camp's worst nightmare, but not here.Copy !req
27. You see, the plan all along was to make, uh...Copy !req
28. 'Okay, think David, think!
You can't have a repeat of last year.Copy !req
29. 'Poor, poor Chucky.
I hope his family got the flowers.Copy !req
30. 'I should send them an email.
But not now!Copy !req
31. 'Now I have to focus. What's an outside-of-the-box idea that's guaranteed not to go wrong?Copy !req
32. 'Aha!'Copy !req
33. was to make young Dolph here the counselor for the day! Isn't that right, Dolph?Copy !req
34. Who, me? Really?Copy !req
35. yeppers! I've always said, "what better way to
learn than to teach"?Copy !req
36. Dolph loves arts and crafts, and I'm sure he'll love teaching his fellow campers how to love them too.Copy !req
37. Thank you, Mr. David. Under my rule,Copy !req
38. I VILL MAKE CAMP CAMPBELL GREAT AGAIN!Copy !req
39. uhhehehehe...Copy !req
40. Come now mein friends,Copy !req
41. let us express ourselves through ze glory ofCopy !req
42. MACARONI ART!Copy !req
43. Man, this is lame. I miss Chucky.Copy !req
44. Yeah,Copy !req
45. and this macaroni sucks!Copy !req
46. Wanna go see how many pudding cups we can fit in our pockets?Copy !req
47. Oooh! Yeah!Copy !req
48. I think we can hit 20 this time!Copy !req
49. What d'you think, Neil?Copy !req
50. Wait, where's Neil?Copy !req
51. I don't know.Copy !req
52. But we need those pockets!Copy !req
53. They're deep.Copy !req
54. You lookin' for Neil?Copy !req
55. What do you know, Nurf?Copy !req
56. Nothin', I'd just like to be included for once.Copy !req
57. I feel like I'm always just in the background of your adventures.Copy !req
58. I mean, that's mainly because you bully kids constantly, Nurf.Copy !req
59. You're kind of an asshole.Copy !req
60. THAT'S NOT TRUE! I'LL KILL YOU!Copy !req
61. Sorry, sorry. I'm working on my issues.Copy !req
62. WHAT'D YOU DO WITH NEIL, NURF?Copy !req
63. SHOVE HIM IN A LOCKER?Copy !req
64. MAKE HIM PROM QUEEN, ONLY TO COVER HIM IN BLOOD?Copy !req
65. Back off!Copy !req
66. I only bully Neil Tuesdays, Thursdays, and non-denominational holidays.Copy !req
67. I understand he celebrates the Sabbath.Copy !req
68. Maybe he... vanished!Copy !req
69. OOF!Copy !req
70. Have you guys at least seen him?Copy !req
71. I saw him with the space kid this morning.Copy !req
72. Ehh... I guess we'll track him down.Copy !req
73. Ooh, a MYSTERY!Copy !req
74. A MURDER MYSTERY!Copy !req
75. Nope, just a normal one.Copy !req
76. Or is it...Copy !req
77. It is.Copy !req
78. Hmm... you seem pretty confident about that.Copy !req
79. Shut up, let's go find him.Copy !req
80. MYSTERY TIME!Copy !req
81. Tsk tsk tsk...Copy !req
82. You see, I feel that letting the campers take over gives them a sense of pride and purpose,Copy !req
83. that you just don't get with those other 'traditional' camps.Copy !req
84. I've...Copy !req
85. Oh, uh, yes Dolph?Copy !req
86. How can I help YOU?Copy !req
87. Vhere are your papers?Copy !req
88. Uh, I'm not quite sure what you mean.Copy !req
89. Your papers, vhere are zhey?Copy !req
90. It's a very simple question, David.Copy !req
91. You are only hurting yourself by lying.Copy !req
92. Oh.Copy !req
93. Oh, you want more construction paper!Copy !req
94. Ja, vhat did you zhink I meant?Copy !req
95. I'm not some sort of secret police or something.Copy !req
96. So, Space Kid, you like science and shit, right?Copy !req
97. Uhhhh... y-yeah?Copy !req
98. See my partner, she's what we call a hothead.Copy !req
99. Now she thinks you murdered Neil to
get his science supplies.Copy !req
100. What? No, no, I didn't...Copy !req
101. LIAR!Copy !req
102. Ask him about his albino!Copy !req
103. - You mean his alibi?
- That too!Copy !req
104. Uhh... Nikki, he can see you.Copy !req
105. AAARGH!Copy !req
106. Where is he, huh! Did you eat him? BARF HIM UP!Copy !req
107. No, please, no!Copy !req
108. The last time I saw him, he was with Dolph!Copy !req
109. Vat is zis! You must color inside ze line!Copy !req
110. I do not approve of mixing colors!Copy !req
111. That's unsettling.Copy !req
112. Uhhehehehe...Copy !req
113. Uhmmhhh...Copy !req
114. ULGHHH...Copy !req
115. Where's Neil? What did you do with him?Copy !req
116. You must not speak to me this vay!Copy !req
117. Respect ze armband!Copy !req
118. Unhughhh!Copy !req
119. All right kiddos, why don't we take this conversation somewhere else,Copy !req
120. like another room! Or another camp!Copy !req
121. Remember your place David! I am in charge today.Copy !req
122. Uhhhh...Copy !req
123. Now vhat seems to be ze problem?
Zhere is a missing child?Copy !req
124. What! No-o-o, I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding.Copy !req
125. Missing is such a strong word, I'm sure Neil is just...Copy !req
126. hiding!Copy !req
127. David, I swear to God, if you lost-Copy !req
128. - BECAUSE WE ARE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK!Copy !req
129. Somevun is hiding from art's divine presence?Copy !req
130. Unacceptable!Copy !req
131. Ve shall make an example of him!
Let the hunt begin!Copy !req
132. 'This is still fine.'Copy !req
133. Alright, I've given you each a unique number.Copy !req
134. Now write it on your arm so we don't lose anyvun else.Copy !req
135. Ooh! I'll be a bloodhound!Copy !req
136. Bark-bark-bark-bark!
Sniff! Sniff! Sniff-sniff-sniff!Copy !req
137. Let's search the floorboards!Copy !req
138. Yeah!Copy !req
139. This has escalated quickly.Copy !req
140. You cannot hide from us, Neil!Copy !req
141. Sniff! Sniff-sniff-sniff! Ooh!Copy !req
142. Quick, someone open the pantry!Copy !req
143. What is it girl? Is he in here?Copy !req
144. I think so!Copy !req
145. Not really. I just want a snack.Copy !req
146. Aha! I knew it would be in here.Copy !req
147. Oh snap, did someone get murdered?Copy !req
148. This is horrible.Copy !req
149. There goes my award!Copy !req
150. Uh, more tent for me.Copy !req
151. What are you guys looking at?Copy !req
152. Neil, he lives!Copy !req
153. Just as I knew the entire time.Copy !req
154. Mystery solved.Copy !req
155. Mystery? I was just hanging out in the attic
with the crackers and juiceCopy !req
156. Oh, my shoe.Copy !req
157. Ze attic, of course! Amongst the juice! So crafty.Copy !req
158. Wait, why were you in the attic?Copy !req
159. Oh, I was just writing in, you know, my diary.Copy !req
160. You write in a diary?Copy !req
161. NERD!Copy !req
162. aaand this is why I write in the attic.Copy !req
163. Oh, this is a disaster!Copy !req
164. Good thing none of this matters.Copy !req
165. "For finding ze missing camper, ve name
you ze camp counselor of ze year."Copy !req
166. My goodness, zis is ze happiest day of
mein life!Copy !req
167. High five! High five! High five! High five!Copy !req
168. (I can't believe I lost to Dolph.
He isn't even a counselor!)Copy !req
169. "Rain Rain" by Richie Branson, Solar SlimCopy !req