The kids take control of Camp Campbell in a revolution led by Max. Nikki tries to impress Ered. Max and Neil must fight for their right to party. Campbell pays the camp a visit.
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1. This sucks.
2. This is the kind of peasant work my parents left their home country to avoid.
3. Yeah, I don't get the point.
4. What good is rolling around on the floor if it's CLEAN?
5. This isn't even part of a sanctioned camp activity.
6. This is child labor!
7. Man, Ered never gets yelled at for not working.
8. She's just too cool.
9. I wish I was her.
10. Arid? Like a dry desert climate?
11. I think her real name is Meredith, but she's so frickin' cool, she goes by the middle part of her name.
12. Ooh, I wonder if I should try that...
13. "Ikk."
14. Oooh! Yeaah!
15. That's fucking stupid, nicknames don't make you cool.
16. Pssh, spoken like a true first-part nicknamer.
17. No one's TOO cool to talk to.
18. Even cool kids take giant, uncomfortable shits from time to time.
19. Helps remind you that we're all equal.
20. Hey, you children? Cut the yammering and get back to scrubbing.
21. If we were in charge, things would be so much better.
22. No scrubbing, no outdoors...
23. No David.
24. We should just REVOLT!
25. You know what? You're right!
26. Aren't you all sick of this lowly work?
27. It's time we take control of our lives and fight back!
28. Who's with me?
29. YEAH!
30. I'm just so excited!
31. Yeah, you keep saying that...
32. Well, because it's TRUE.
33. THE Cameron Campbell is coming tomorrow!
34. Oh, maybe he'll give us a raise!
35. Or, tell me I'm like the son he never had!
36. Or explain why he's wanted by the Government.
37. Or that. Yeah, there's that.
38. I dunno...
39. I feel kinda bad making the campers work so hard just to impress that guy.
40. Don't worry!
41. Once we tell them about the ice-cream pizza party,
42. I'm sure they'll see it was a~ll worth it!
43. We got ourselves an uprising!
44. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
45. There's a place I know that's tucked away,
46. A place where you and I can stay,
47. Where we can go to laugh and play,
48. And have adventures every day!
49. I know it sound hard to believe, but guys and gals, it's true!
50. Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!
51. We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees,
52. Catch fish, bugs, bears and honeybees,
53. There's endless possibilities,
54. AND NO, THAT'S NOT HYPERBOLE!
55. Our motto's "Campe Diem," and that means I'm telling Youuuuuuuuuuu...
56. We've got:
57. Archery, Hiking, Search-and-Rescue, Biking, Horseback-riding, Training that will save you from a heart-attack, Scuba-diving, Miming,
58. Football, Limbo, Science, Stunting, Pre-calc, Spaceships, Treasure Hunting, Bomb defusal, No refusal, Fantasy, Circus Trapeze, and Fights and Ghosts and Paints and Snakes and Knives and Chess and Dance and Weights!
59. It's Camp Camp!
60. Max! I am very disappointed in you for this behavior!
61. But I'm also torn, because you were very clearly paying attention in knot-tying class!
62. Shut up!
63. We're in charge now, Davey!
64. The camp is ours!
65. This is just like "Le Mis'!" Ah, I love it!
66. Don't make this lame, Preston.
67. Max, let us down NOW.
68. Cameron Campbell is coming to the camp tomorrow and we need to get ready!
69. Oh, even better!
70. You'll definitely be fired once he sees the state the camp is in!
71. Or WILL be in.
72. Come on, everyone!
73. Oh, Gwen, we have to stop them!
74. Yeah! I refuse to sit up here for the next 24 hours!
75. >And now the season premiere of "Teen-prison-mom-wars!"<
76. >"Mah babby gon' shank you, bitch!"<
77. Gwen? GWWEENNN!
78. Alright, freemen!
79. Now that the revolution is complete, it's time to choose our new leader!
80. Obviously, I will happily take the-
I vote Ered!
81. WHAT?
82. Cool.
83. I vote Ered as well!
84. She is strong, and passionate, and so cool!
85. YEAH!
86. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the hell up.
87. Did you nerds forget who revolutionized this place?
88. I should be leading you!
89. Not "X-treme Sports Barbie™" over here!
90. But Ered's charisma modifier is like, +10!
91. Thanks, Nerris.
92. That's cool of you to say.
93. I WANNA BE COOL TOO, ERED!
94. Sure thing, Nikki, everyone can be cool at Camp Cool Kidz!
95. Ah, I love that name!
96. No!
97. You're gonna get taken advantage of by the 1%!
98. Rage against the machine, fight the power, 9/11!
99. Progressive buzzwords can't save you now.
100. But Ered doesn't have the spreadsheet software to manage-
101. That's 'cuz spreadsheets aren't cool.
102. Right, Ered?
103. Right.
104. I vote Ered, too!
105. No you don't.
106. No I don't!
107. What the hell's wrong with you, TRAITOR?
108. I'm sorry! You said to talk to her, and uh, I panicked, so I just voted for her!
109. You'll regret this.
110. Yo, Nikki.
111. I got you a pair of cool sunglasses!
112. Nah, I don't think so.
113. Woman In TV Show: Get back here with my baby!
114. I was gonna trade it for a pack of smokes!
115. More drinks, please!
116. Bulls-eye!
117. Cool.
118. Everyone is so much happier now, thanks to you!
119. How're the plans for the giant half-pipe coming?
120. Should be ready to build as soon as we learn basic architecture.
121. What a cool idea, Ered.
122. I know. Think of all the sick 900's we could do off that thing.
123. Yeah! I totally know what that is!
124. Ered, it's cold and boring outside.
125. I cast an invisibility charm to conceal David and Gwen, can we come inside for a bit?