1. Ah... another wonderful day at Camp Campbell.Copy !req
2. All that's left to do now is recharge with a full eight hours of lying in bed...Copy !req
3. Awake! Waiting for tomorrow!Copy !req
4. Alright, guys, our first attempt to bust out of this god-forsaken hellhole didn't work.Copy !req
5. But tonight's gonna be different.Copy !req
6. Because we have a secret weapon...Copy !req
7. Billy Nikssilp.Copy !req
8. Call me "Snake."Copy !req
9. He's ex-Woodscouts. And he's one of the best.Copy !req
10. Isn't that right, Billy?Copy !req
11. Got my search-and-rescue badge in two weeks...Copy !req
12. Got my wilderness survival in one.Copy !req
13. That's amazing!Copy !req
14. I never had a choice.Copy !req
15. The Woodscouts are some of the most intense, militant campers on Lake Lilac.Copy !req
16. Billy here escaped.Copy !req
17. And why is he helping us?Copy !req
18. I'm not doing this for YOU.Copy !req
19. I made a vow.Copy !req
20. Well, o-kay, let's get in the boat!Copy !req
21. So... what're you gonna do on the outside?Copy !req
22. Probably live with the animals.Copy !req
23. Try and get raised by wolves, maybe work my way up to alpha. Pee on stuff.Copy !req
24. What about you guys?Copy !req
25. I think I'll go to my dad's house and tell him that mom sent me to an abusive summer camp.Copy !req
26. Pretend to like him more so she'll try to buy back my love.Copy !req
27. That's really dark, Neil.Copy !req
28. How 'bout you, Max?Copy !req
29. Max?Copy !req
30. Billy...Copy !req
31. Where are you taking us?Copy !req
32. Shortcut.Copy !req
33. Aah!Copy !req
34. JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
35. YO! WHAT GIVES?Copy !req
36. NO GIRLS ALLOWED!Copy !req
37. NIKKI!Copy !req
38. Neil, quick! Grab his-!Copy !req
39. Aw, shit.Copy !req
40. You never left them, did you Billy?Copy !req
41. I made a vow... to show others the glory of the Woodscouts.Copy !req
42. And I told you...Copy !req
43. TO CALL ME SNAKE.Copy !req
44. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!Copy !req
45. There's a place I know that's tucked away,Copy !req
46. A place where you and I can stay,Copy !req
47. Where we can go to laugh and play,Copy !req
48. And have adventures every day!Copy !req
49. I know it sound hard to believe, but guys and gals, it's true!Copy !req
50. Camp Cambell is the place for me and you!Copy !req
51. We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees,Copy !req
52. Catch fish, bugs, bears and honeybeesCopy !req
53. There's endless possibilities,Copy !req
54. AND NO, THAT'S NOT HYPERBOLE!Copy !req
55. Our motto's "Campe Diem,"Copy !req
56. And that means I'm telling youuuuuuuuuuu...Copy !req
57. We've got:Copy !req
58. Archery, Hiking, Search-and-Rescue, Biking, Horseback,Copy !req
59. Training that will save you from a heart attack, Scuba-diving, Miming,Copy !req
60. Football, Limbo, Science, Stunting, Pre-calc, Spaceships, Treasure Hunting,Copy !req
61. Bomb defusal, No refusal, Fantasy, Circus Trapeze,Copy !req
62. And Fights and Ghosts and Paints and Snakes and Knives and Chess and Dance and Weights!Copy !req
63. It's Camp Camp!Copy !req
64. WAKE UP!Copy !req
65. Aah! Ah! H-wa?Copy !req
66. Nikki?Copy !req
67. What am I wearing?Copy !req
68. Where are we?Copy !req
69. Where happiness goes to DIE.Copy !req
70. OH. MY. GOD.Copy !req
71. Is that... Nikkaaaaay?Copy !req
72. Heh, hey... guys...Copy !req
73. You know them?Copy !req
74. Ew, who is thaat?Copy !req
75. Tabbii, Erin, pleeze.Copy !req
76. A Flower Scout always welcomes others with daintyness and respaact.Copy !req
77. Flower scouts?Copy !req
78. Nikki? YOU were a Flower Scout?Copy !req
79. Ugh, yeah...Copy !req
80. But they were totally boring, so I bailed.Copy !req
81. It's sooo good to see you again, Nikki.Copy !req
82. And, um...?Copy !req
83. Ne-
ANCY!Copy !req
84. Nee-ancy...?Copy !req
85. YES! It's uh... spelled REALLY DUMB, it's French.Copy !req
86. Oooh!Copy !req
87. Fraaance!Copy !req
88. I'm Tabbii, with two "i's!"Copy !req
89. Well, come on, Neeancy! Our morning activities are starting!Copy !req
90. You can come too, Nikki.Copy !req
91. Man, we really lucked out.Copy !req
92. GRaraARgrah!Copy !req
93. Hey... you think Max is okay?Copy !req
94. Why do yoU KEEP HITTING ME?Copy !req
95. AND WHY IS IT ONLY CLOUDY OVER YOUR SIDE OF THE LAKE?Copy !req
96. That's enough, Petrol.Copy !req
97. Don't want to over-tenderize the new meat.Copy !req
98. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
99. Cedar Scout, First Class, Edward Pikeman.Copy !req
100. Senior Patrol Leader of Woodscout Troop 818.Copy !req
101. And it looks like you're our latest recruit.Copy !req
102. God, your face is gross.Copy !req
103. What...?Copy !req
104. Oh, sorry, that just slipped out...Copy !req
105. Dude...Copy !req
106. Sorry... I know...Copy !req
107. That was mean.Copy !req
108. It really was...Copy !req
109. It's just... you were so close...Copy !req
110. Enough!Copy !req
111. Enrollment into our organization has reached and all-time low.Copy !req
112. So we have no choice but to forcibly recruit new members into our program.Copy !req
113. I mean, have you considered that enrollment is low because you guys do things like kidnap other campers?Copy !req
114. Oh, we don't kidnap campers...Copy !req
115. That'd be immoral.Copy !req
116. That guy LITERALLY stabbed me in the back.Copy !req
117. No... he RESCUED you.Copy !req
118. After you ran away from Camp Campbell.Copy !req
119. Remember?Copy !req
120. And now... we're going to make a Woodscout out of you...Copy !req
121. MAX.Copy !req
122. >Prepare the ropes course!<Copy !req
123. Nooooooooooooooo!Copy !req
124. Consider yourself an honorary Flower Scout, Neeancy!Copy !req
125. Wow, Sasha, thanks!Copy !req
126. This place is amazing!Copy !req
127. Air conditioning, indoor plumbing, free wi-fi!Copy !req
128. The badge is actually a hotspot.Copy !req
129. Wow...Copy !req
130. I mean, what did you think this place was like?Copy !req
131. A girl can't be expected to rough it in the cruel outdoors!Copy !req
132. A-men, sister!Copy !req
133. >Hey guys, check it out!<Copy !req
134. I named him Timothy!Copy !req
135. Nikki, that's incredible!Copy !req
136. Eeeeewwwww!Copy !req
137. Huh?Copy !req
138. Nikki, gross!Copy !req
139. It probbly has woorms!Copy !req
140. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
141. But he brought gifts...Copy !req
142. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
143. Neeancy, get away from her!Copy !req
144. What? Why?Copy !req
145. Can't you see-ah?Copy !req
146. She's nahht normaaal.Copy !req
147. Neeancy, I know you're new, but you have to see that Nikki's just not Flower Scout material.Copy !req
148. It's why we ran her out in the first place.Copy !req
149. You RAN her out?Copy !req
150. Of course!Copy !req
151. It was for her own good! She's just so... unladylike.Copy !req
152. She likes bugs.Copy !req
153. And fightingCopy !req
154. And exercising for reasons other than sculpting the perfect body image.Copy !req
155. It's like if a boy came in here and tried to do what we do.Copy !req
156. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.Copy !req
157. The hell's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
158. Uh, hell-ooo?Copy !req
159. Neeancy, boys are supposed to be tough.Copy !req
160. And ruggeehd.Copy !req
161. And if they pee in you, you get pregnant!Copy !req
162. Whoa.Copy !req
163. Tabbii.Copy !req
164. My sister told me...Copy !req
165. Look, Neeancy, that's just how the world works.Copy !req
166. Now, do you want to be socially outcast?Copy !req
167. Or do you want to go get ice cream?Copy !req
168. Ya'll are some ignorant fucking cunts.Copy !req
169. And the name's Neil!Copy !req
170. Let's get out of here, Nikki.Copy !req
171. Also! I'm keeping the wi-fi!Copy !req
172. TIMOTHY AWAY!Copy !req
173. Aah!Copy !req
174. He can pee in me anytime.Copy !req
175. TABBII SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?Copy !req
176. Thanks for sticking up for me, Neil.Copy !req
177. Yeah, well, Paradise isn't Paradise without your friends.Copy !req
178. That was super gay.Copy !req
179. We JUST learned a lesson about stereotyping!Copy !req
180. Oh, right. Sorry.Copy !req
181. You think Max learned any valuable lessons on his adventure?Copy !req
182. You know, maybe I don't hate Camp Campbell.Copy !req
183. Maybe I hate everything.Copy !req