1. Coffee! Black! Now!Copy !req
2. Huh?Copy !req
3. Morning, Max!Copy !req
4. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
5. We're in line for breakfast!Copy !req
6. Is anyone serving breakfast?Copy !req
7. Doesn't seem so...Copy !req
8. And no one thought to question anything?Copy !req
9. Look, man, I'm a sheep. I don't ask questions.Copy !req
10. Cameron Campbell: Good morning children!Copy !req
11. Guess who's got two thumbs, diplomatic immunity and is here to host the annual Lake Lilac CAMPOREE!Copy !req
12. This guy!Copy !req
13. So do we get breakfast or-Copy !req
14. There's a place I know that's tucked awayCopy !req
15. A place where you and I can stay!Copy !req
16. Where we can go to laugh and playCopy !req
17. and have adventures everyday!Copy !req
18. I know it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it's true!Copy !req
19. Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!Copy !req
20. We'll swim through lakes and climb up treesCopy !req
21. Catch fish bugs bears and honey beesCopy !req
22. There's endless possibillitiesCopy !req
23. And no, that's NOT hyperbole!Copy !req
24. Our motto's Campe Diem and that means I'm telling youCopy !req
25. We've got archery, hiking, search and rescue, bikingCopy !req
26. Horse back, training how to save a heart attackCopy !req
27. Scuba diving, mining,Copy !req
28. Football, limbo, science, stunting, building spaceships, treasure huntingCopy !req
29. Bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze,Copy !req
30. and fights, and ghosts, and paintsCopy !req
31. and snakes, and knives, and chess, and dance, and weightsCopy !req
32. It's Camp Camp!Copy !req
33. The Lake Lilac Camporee is today!Copy !req
34. And that means you little rascals will be competing in a series of fifteen events!Copy !req
35. All of which will be submitted by the participating summer camps.Copy !req
36. The first five will be brought to us by Flower Scout Troop 789!Copy !req
37. The next five submitted by our neighborsCopy !req
38. The Wood Scouts!Copy !req
39. And the last five presented by my very own Camp Campbell campers!Copy !req
40. David, what the hell! No one told us about this!Copy !req
41. We've literally been telling you about it every day for weeks.Copy !req
42. Yeah, but we never listen to you guys! Put up flyers or something.Copy !req
43. So liiike what do we get if we wen~Copy !req
44. Great question, little Sally!Copy !req
45. Sasha.Copy !req
46. Whatever.Copy !req
47. We brought in a panel of 3 unbiased judgesCopy !req
48. All of whom are more than qualified to score your performances.Copy !req
49. The troop with the highest score at the end of the day will go home with the coveted Camboree trophy,Copy !req
50. a year's supply of s'mores,Copy !req
51. and have their picture featured on the front page of the Sleepy Peak Times metropolitan section!Copy !req
52. Well, don't care about that shit.Copy !req
53. You wanna throw this whole thing and roast ants with a magnifying glass?Copy !req
54. Excuse me, Mr. Campbell.Copy !req
55. Might I suggest we raise the stakes?Copy !req
56. Pikeman! What do you have in mind, sport?Copy !req
57. If Troop 818 wins this year's Camporee, Camp Campbell will surrender its grounds,Copy !req
58. and campers to the Wood Scouts.Copy !req
59. Well that is ridic-Copy !req
60. Hmm, and what if we win?Copy !req
61. Sir you can't possibly-Copy !req
62. We hand over all earnings from our yearly popcorn sales.Copy !req
63. Darn it, Teddy, you KNOW I've got a crippling gambling addiction!Copy !req
64. So of course we accept!Copy !req
65. What? What?Copy !req
66. Let's Campe Diem!Copy !req
67. Alright gangCopy !req
68. We don't want to end up with the Wood Scouts at the end of the dayCopy !req
69. So I need you all to work togetherCopy !req
70. It's the only chance we have at winning this thingCopy !req
71. It's a bunch of prissy little girlsCopy !req
72. How bad can their challenge be?Copy !req
73. Uuuum excusei~Copy !req
74. The flower scouts' first challenge will be a test of posture and proper walking formCopy !req
75. PreciousCopy !req
76. We'll start with the beginner's courseCopy !req
77. As a show of good faithCopy !req
78. Umm-Copy !req
79. Huh *thud* AAAH!Copy !req
80. Whoa whoaCopy !req
81. Well it's not like the others can do any betterCopy !req
82. Your sacrifice will not be in vain!Copy !req
83. Stephen Van Petral!Copy !req
84. Excusei~Copy !req
85. Pardon meCopy !req
86. Excusei~Copy !req
87. Thank youw~Copy !req
88. And that's the end of round one!Copy !req
89. Well it's not like they can win every other challengeCopy !req
90. And that's the end of round five!Copy !req
91. Let's pick up the pace campers!Copy !req
92. I want me some popcorn money!Copy !req
93. And I want to see you all in wood scout uniformsCopy !req
94. I think I speak for all of us when I say that I don't wanna become some fascist militant peon!Copy !req
95. I think I speak for all of us when I say that I don't wanna become some fascist militant peon!Copy !req
96. He does not speak for all of usCopy !req
97. So what's the plan?Copy !req
98. Look kids, I'm telling you! If you just work together and really start trusting one anotherCopy !req
99. you can accomplish anythingCopy !req
100. BOO! Give us actual advice!Copy !req
101. Advice can't save you now Campbell campersCopy !req
102. Now begins the wood scout's march to glory!Copy !req
103. Maneuvering the treacherous waters of the wilderness is an integral part of survivalCopy !req
104. Therefore your first challenge is to row out to spooky island and backCopy !req
105. Eww that's a great cardioCopy !req
106. And low impactCopy !req
107. Uh do we have anyone here for rowing camp?Copy !req
108. I can do it!Copy !req
109. Let me get at them boatsCopy !req
110. GoCopy !req
111. Stroke, stroke, stroke,Copy !req
112. UUh uh okayCopy !req
113. Wait! wait . . . wait . . . waitCopy !req
114. okay no waitCopy !req
115. well it's not like they can win every other-Copy !req
116. Uh nothing to worry aboutCopy !req
117. We just uh you know gotta believe in ourselves!Copy !req
118. Nope We're bonedCopy !req
119. Fear not sweet Gwendolyn once you work for the wood scouts the only man you'll have to deal with in your life is meCopy !req
120. mmmmmmm~Copy !req
121. Oh! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
122. Campers we are winning that fucking trophy!Copy !req
123. How the hell do we do that!Copy !req
124. By overcoming our differences and working toge-Copy !req
125. NO! Shut upCopy !req
126. You are not going to work togetherCopy !req
127. We're not?Copy !req
128. No! you're all terrible at itCopy !req
129. But we've got something they don'tCopy !req
130. Sub-par indoor plumbing?Copy !req
131. We've got the most bizarre collection of of campers with niche talentsCopy !req
132. And ridiculously specific skill sets lake lilac has ever seen!Copy !req
133. And sub-per indoor plumbingCopy !req
134. Uuh what is thez~?Copy !req
135. Round elevenCopy !req
136. Create a stable batch of NitroglycerinCopy !req
137. Wait what-Copy !req
138. start scienc-ingCopy !req
139. Umm okay It's just like baking ladiesCopy !req
140. Nitrogen, oxygen. No! PetrolCopy !req
141. Wait WAIT!Copy !req
142. Done!Copy !req
143. Round twelveCopy !req
144. IllusionCopy !req
145. Motorcycle repairCopy !req
146. Destroy the one ring of power!Copy !req
147. Round fifteenCopy !req
148. Cross-species communicationCopy !req
149. But that's impossible!Copy !req
150. AR AR AR AR AR AR ARCopy !req
151. RA RA RA RA RA RACopy !req
152. ARF ARF ARF ARFCopy !req
153. KillCopy !req
154. AAAAAH!Copy !req
155. Camp Campbell wins!Copy !req
156. Hundred XP for everyone!Copy !req
157. Well I think we all learned a valuable lesson todayCopy !req
158. Don't ever work togetherCopy !req
159. Uh no!Copy !req
160. Yeah! Things really seemed to turn around when we just did our own thing!Copy !req
161. But guys thats a really narrow minded way of looking at things-Copy !req
162. David, no one cares!Copy !req
163. Great work today counselors!Copy !req
164. Thank's to you I made fifty dollars!Copy !req
165. Well! back to Thailand! Apparently they need running water!Copy !req
166. I don't get it you guys are doing fine!Copy !req
167. I hate this placeCopy !req
168. Down! Down boy! nice dog!Copy !req
169. echoingCopy !req
170. I just don't get itCopy !req
171. I loved summer camp as a kidCopy !req
172. What changed?Copy !req
173. That's it!Copy !req
174. The sparrowCopy !req
175. RappingCopy !req