Buddy Daddies 1x1

Directed by Tomoaki Ohta

Chikako Sugimura as Dorothy (voice) • Hayato Kaneko as Yakuza (voice) • Hiroya Egashira as Yakuza (voice) • Kazuki Miyagi as Yakuza (voice) • Kazuya Ichijo as Jeweler (voice)

Frivolous Kazuki and stoic Rei take on a job at Christmas that will change their lives forever.

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1. Buongiorno!

2. Go on.

3. The boss will see you.

4. Three pizzas for special delivery, if you please.

5. Hey! Ram that guy!

6. R-Right!

7. Did we lose him?

8. Did you set me up?

9. Of course not!

10. Hey! Run him over!

11. Hey!

12. Sorry, there's been a change of destination.

13. Wh-Who hired you?

14. C'mon, man.

15. You know I'm not gonna tell you that.

16. We're professionals, same as you.

17. 'Course, this interrogation stuff is usually too boring for me to bother with.

18. There're some folks who don't take too kindly to you tryin' to import fakes like these.

19. H-How much are they paying you?

20. I-I'll double it! Just name your price!

21. How's about you tell me how you smuggled these bad boys in?

22. You can take all the jewels!

23. Plus as much cash as you like!

24. Please!

25. Listen up, man, my friend's got a short fuse when it comes to bullshit.

26. If you're ever gonna talk, it'd better be now.

27. I... I've just been taking orders on this!

28. Good call, bud.

29. Yes? Can I help you?

30. Papa Kazuki,

31. Miri-chan's got a fever.

32. Could you come pick her up?

33. O-On my way!

34. Dude. You said she was fine when you dropped her off!

35. Oh... I guess her nose was running.

36. You son of a bitch!

37. Why didn't you say that earlier?

38. You said we had to take this job.

39. Shove the excuses!

40. You think work's more important than our kid?

41. Do you?

42. Huh?

43. Damn it!

44. You screwed up my whole plan again!

45. E-Excuse me...

46. Shut up!

47. It's none of your business. Butt out.

48. Well, I guess we'd better pick her up!

49. Let's go.

50. We're comin' for you, Miri!

51. Miri first came to live with me and Rei last December,

52. during a particular Christmas job...

53. Several Months Earlier

54. Administration • Sales

55. Come see us for delicious chicken!

56. I'm back!

57. It's cold.

58. I made you dinner and left it in the fridge.

59. Why didn't you eat it?

60. It was cold.

61. You're supposed to nuke it.

62. I bought some tasty as hell mentaiko.

63. But you're a tarako man, aren't you?

64. I can't handle spicy food.

65. C'mon, spicy is awesome!

66. You're just a philistine.

67. Ow!

68. Hey!

69. Where'd you pick that up?

70. Why'd you bring it home?

71. How many times do we have to go over this?

72. Quit bringing home every stray you find out there.

73. You can't even take care of a ca—

74. Eh?

75. Healthy Kitten

76. Healthy Kitten

77. Healthy Kitten

78. Healthy Kitten

79. You think buying pet food means you've taken care of a pet?

80. Listen, man.

81. It's way more than just feeding it.

82. You gotta bathe it, clean up its poop, keep an eye on its health...

83. I'm putting it back where you found it.

84. Huh?

85. Don't 'huh' me.

86. Tell me where you found it!

87. Couch-crasher.

88. Shut-in.

89. Potato Chips Lightly Salted

90. Traditional Cuisine Yamada

91. Okay, bud.

92. Find somebody normal to take care of you, huh?

93. Someone who'll love you, ideally.

94. See? Not too spicy like that, is it?

95. It's good, right?

96. It's decent.

97. You're so depressing to cook for.

98. I never asked you to.

99. Are you still mad about the cat?

100. Look, we're in a line of work that makes our futures uncertain.

101. We could end up on someone's shit list,

102. or dead in the middle of nowhere.

103. Bad stuff could happen to the people we drag into our lives, too.

104. Don't bring someone in if you're not gonna care for them, start to finish.

105. Our little one "can't wait to see Papa."

106. No more strays.

107. Got it?

108. And get the stuff ready for tomorrow.

109. We're working Christmas Eve!

110. Sure.

111. Nami Sushi

112. Nami Sushi

113. Nami Sushi

114. Conveyor Belt Sushi

115. Conveyor Belt Sushi

116. Conveyor Belt Sushi

117. Discount Shop Don Tequila

118. Discount Shop Don Tequila

119. Santa Claus Costume 5-Piece Set (Adult Male)

120. YAMATO FLOUR PASTRY FLOUR

121. Caster Sugar Hokkaido Fresh Butter

122. Yadorigi Coffee • Light Meals

123. Welcome.

124. 'Sup, Kyu-chan.

125. Here's the data I snagged from that girl.

126. Can you make me up a hotel ID in time?

127. I'll have it for you by tomorrow morning.

128. And I'll need things ready for that call, just in case.

129. Yeah, it'll be done.

130. And...

131. Here.

132. Rei's portion is in there, too.

133. Thank you!

134. Send that to the usual place.

135. I'll try...

136. But I don't think she'll be in the mood to take it.

137. No big deal.

138. Hey, Kazuki.

139. You still haven't moved past it?

140. Why not make a fresh start already?

141. Hey, Kazu-kun!

142. Carol-chan! Dorothy-chan!

143. What's up, babe? All alone on Christmas Eve?

144. You're not even gonna stop in?

145. I mean, we just did it the other day...

146. Aw, no fun!

147. Come join us for a while.

148. We'll make it extra-special for Christmas.

149. What a deal!

150. Santa's got something sexy in the sack for me, eh?

151. Go, go!

152. Come on, come on!

153. All right!

154. Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it!

155. Come see us again soon!

156. Thank you, Papa!

157. Just make sure you do more than play games all day, okay?

158. Okay!

159. I hope that little guy's not too cold...

160. Reserve Yours Now!

161. Reserve Yours Now!

162. Can I write lotsa stuff?

163. I wanna see my papa soon Unasaka Miri

164. Our target this time is a major broker in a human trafficking organization

165. that smuggles people from Southeast Asia in shipping containers.

166. He tends to stay on the move all around Asia, making it hard to track him down,

167. but it seems he's reserved the top-floor ballroom

168. of the Varint Hotel tonight to hold a lavish little Christmas party.

169. There's a special elevator you take to reach the top,

170. guarded by scary dudes who won't let a thing slip by 'em.

171. Obviously, they'd be quick to shoo us off if we tried to just waltz right in.

172. So how do we reach the top floor?

173. The target's got a major sweet tooth,

174. and his wife loves extravagant surprises.

175. And when you're holding a party full of all your best customers,

176. what can't you do without?

177. There's only one answer!

178. Merry Christmas!

179. Employee Number: 0004649 Delivery Department KURUSU KAZUKI

180. Hold it.

181. Yes?

182. What do you want?

183. I'm delivering a surprise from the good gentleman's wife.

184. I'm supposed to take this cake all the way to the top floor!

185. I even have her signature!

186. First I've heard of it.

187. Eh? That's weird...

188. I'll call her to double check!

189. Here!

190. Hello—

191. You dumb-ass! Gimme a break!

192. Client

193. The party's already started!

194. Get that cake up here before I take a hammer to your balls!

195. T-T-T-Terribly sorry, ma'am!

196. Cake!

197. Crud.

198. There's a kid.

199. It's tasty!

200. I bet it's super tasty for sure!

201. You wanna try it?

202. Yeah!

203. It's so good!

204. The kid's eating the cake.

205. What?

206. She loves it.

207. What?

208. Such joy...

209. Something I worked hard on is actually getting appreciated!

210. Santa! It's me, Miri!

211. Did you bring me what I wanted?

212. Wh-What you wanted?

213. I wished so hard to see Papa for Christmas!

214. can't wait to see Papa.

215. You're looking for your papa?

216. Yeah!

217. I've never met my papa before!

218. Mama said he was here!

219. Please, Santa, can I see him?

220. Oh, well...

221. Gosh, little dear!

222. Perhaps I'll bring your papa here just for you!

223. You mean it? Hooray!

224. But you'd better be a good girl and do just as I say!

225. Close your eyes tight, stand in the corner, and—

226. We're here!

227. Papa!

228. No freakin' way!

229. Don't move! What was that just now?

230. Is that the kid?

231. Hell freaking no!

232. Darn it, my plan's in the toilet!

233. Close call!

234. Peek-a-boo?

235. Crap. If they tip off the target, he'll get away!

236. Suspicious figure near the hall entrance.

237. Be on your guard!

238. I'm taking my shot.

239. Hey!

240. Papa? Papa!

241. Hey, mister! Are you my papa?

242. Wait! Let me through!

243. They're screwing up my damn party!

244. Who the hell are these assholes?

245. Hey! You seen Miri?

246. Who?

247. That kid from before!

248. Hey, mister!

249. I'm Miri. Are you my papa?

250. Is that—

251. Damn it! This is so bad!

252. I've got a clear shot through the kid.

253. Don't shoot the kid, stupid!

254. Miri!

255. I found your papa!

256. Where?

257. Santa!

258. Not Santa!

259. I'm your papa!

260. Papa!

261. Miri! Jump!

262. Papa!

263. I wanted to see you!

264. I love you, Papa!

265. I'm heading out.

266. Oh? Right...

267. The hell's going on?

268. Get outta here!

269. Hey!

270. Let us on!

271. C'mon, let us on!

272. Papa?

273. Listen up, Miri.

274. I need you to be quiet for just a little while.

275. Okay!

276. Excuse me, I have a child!

277. Please let me through!

278. Please, let my daughter through first!

279. Please!

280. Papa!

281. Man, that was one hell of a Christmas.

282. Thank you, Santa...

283. I can't have a cat, but you can have a kid?

284. Sh-Shut up!

285. It's not like I did this on purpose!

286. Sheesh! What's with this kid, anyway?

287. Are you kidding me?

288. Hey, I want to love, is this true love?

289. Is just wanting to be loved insincere?

290. What should I do?

291. Oh, what should I do?

292. As usual, the whole city

293. Is madly in love and excited

294. Extras like me just go home

295. But I'm not sulking at all

296. And then you appeared suddenly

297. As though you were ripping through those days

298. With your smile that leaves me numb

299. You shattered my heart

300. Hey, I want to love, is this true love?

301. Is just wanting to be loved insincere?

302. What should I do?

303. Oh, what should I do?

304. How the heck should I know?

305. I don't know what's going on in your head

306. But it's not fair that you're so friendly

307. Once again, I'm being swallowed up by your rhythm

308. There you go, you've got me wrapped around your finger again

309. There you go, you've got me wrapped around your finger again