1. Lastly,
on a personal note,Copy !req
2. as many of you know,
Kevin and I have
recently reconciled.Copy !req
3. Noice.
Somebody's getting some.Copy !req
4. It's true. I am.
Now, when we originally wed,Copy !req
5. we didn't know how long
gay marriage would be legal,Copy !req
6. so we had a somewhat
rushed ceremony.Copy !req
7. Do you, Kevin—
Yes.Copy !req
8. And do you—
Yes, yes, we do!
We're married.Copy !req
9. Kevin has always
regretted it, so we're having
a vow renewal ceremony.Copy !req
10. This time, we're pulling out
all the stops. It will be
a truly extravagant affair.Copy !req
11. Oh, how extravagant
are we talking?
Champagne pyramid?Copy !req
12. Destination wedding?
Celebrity officiant?Copy !req
13. We got the salad forks.Copy !req
14. Can you believe it,
a second fork? Who do we think
we are?Copy !req
15. Oh, no. You're shocked
at how garish it is.Copy !req
16. Now I don't even wanna
tell you the other surprise
I have in store for Kevin.Copy !req
17. Wait, let me guess.
You're getting bread plates?Copy !req
18. Don't be absurd.
We're not crazy.
No, the big surprise is...Copy !req
19. I'm retiring from the NYPD.Copy !req
20. Wait...Copy !req
21. What?Copy !req
22. Why did you lead
with the salad forks?Copy !req
23. You're leaving the NYPD?Copy !req
24. My preoccupation with my job
has been a point of contention
with Kevin for some time now.Copy !req
25. I wanna show him
that our relationship
comes first.Copy !req
26. But, sir, it's too soon
for you to retire.Copy !req
27. We didn't even get to do
one final cool case together.Copy !req
28. The last thing we worked
was findingCopy !req
29. that kid's missing mitten.Copy !req
30. I thought that was rewarding
and poignant.Copy !req
31. It was boring as crap!Copy !req
32. What were you
hoping for otherwise?Copy !req
33. I'm so glad you asked.
We hunt down a serial killer,Copy !req
34. stare death in the face,
and then in the final battle,Copy !req
35. you save my life
and I say to you,Copy !req
36. "How can I ever repay you?"
And you say,Copy !req
37. "You already have."Copy !req
38. Then you jump
on your motorcycle,Copy !req
39. drive off,
never to be seen again.Copy !req
40. I don't have a motorcycle,
but Kevin and I did just
purchase recumbent bicycles.Copy !req
41. you, Captain Holt.
Anyway,Copy !req
42. I already have
a cool final case
that I'm working on.Copy !req
43. The police reform proposal
that Santiago and ICopy !req
44. have been toiling over
for these past six monthsCopy !req
45. Oh, my God,
I didn't even think about Amy.Copy !req
46. She's gonna be devastated.Copy !req
47. Which is why I made sure
she wasn't here
when I told you.Copy !req
48. I need Santiago laser-focused
on this proposal.Copy !req
49. We can tell her after
we turn the report in.Copy !req
50. Hopefully, you can keep
the news to yourselves
for now.Copy !req
51. Sir, she's my wife.
I can't lie to her.Copy !req
52. What about that time you spent
$1,000 on a Patrick Ewing
Top Shot?Copy !req
53. That wasn't a lie.
I just didn't tell her.Copy !req
54. But she's gonna be happy
about it,Copy !req
55. because that Top Shot
is currently worth... Oh, no.Copy !req
56. I will keep your secret
for $992.Copy !req
57. Deal.
Great! Let's lie to my wife.Copy !req
58. Ah, hello. Thank you
for coming early to help out.Copy !req
59. There's a lot to do since we
decided to go so over-the-top.Copy !req
60. I mean, look at the napkins.
We're going with
a pretty whimsical fold.Copy !req
61. Lengthwise.Copy !req
62. That is... Funny.Copy !req
63. The intent was whimsy,
not humor.Copy !req
64. Now you have me
doubting everything.
Where's... where's Raymond?Copy !req
65. You know what?
I'll go find him.Copy !req
66. I got something
I wanna ask him anyway.Copy !req
67. There you are.
Why are you hiding?Copy !req
68. Oh, I was just looking
at pornography.Copy !req
69. I felt an urgent need to watch
some men taking a bath.Copy !req
70. What?Copy !req
71. Okay, fine, you caught me.
I was checking my email.Copy !req
72. And that's worse
than watching porn?
Much worse.Copy !req
73. Kevin can't know I'm working
on our special day.Copy !req
74. But I just received
an email from my contact
at One Police PlazaCopy !req
75. about our reform proposal.Copy !req
76. Ah, yeah, speaking of that,Copy !req
77. now that the report is done,
can you please tell Amy
you're retiring?Copy !req
78. I don't like lying to her.Copy !req
79. So then you told her
about the Top Shot?Copy !req
80. I didn't need to
because I traded it
for an investmentCopy !req
81. in The Rock's
new cryptocurrency,
which is currently worth...Copy !req
82. Oh, no, what happened
to RockCoin?Copy !req
83. We can't tell her.
Things aren't settled.Copy !req
84. The brass is having
a closed-door meeting today
about our reform proposal,Copy !req
85. but apparently,
the union is gonna claim
that we fudged our numbers.Copy !req
86. That's crazy.
Amy would never fudge numbers.
She loves numbers.Copy !req
87. Sometimes I think she loves
them more than me.Copy !req
88. Stupid numbers,
think they're so great.Copy !req
89. I'd love to see numbers
give you a baby.Copy !req
90. I'm gonna check those
CompStat numbers right now.Copy !req
91. I'm just gonna click
on this video link entitled,Copy !req
92. "Handyman fixes squeaky door,
customer."Copy !req
93. Oh, my God.Copy !req
94. What? This isn't correct.Copy !req
95. Somebody changed these
since last night.Copy !req
96. Wait...Copy !req
97. I bet O'Sullivan hacked
into the system.Copy !req
98. Do you know what this means?Copy !req
99. They're trying to kill
police reform!Copy !req
100. Jake and Holt
have a final case.
Yep. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
101. Two equally important
sets of stakes.Copy !req
102. He claims you messed
with the numbers?Copy !req
103. That son of a bitch!Copy !req
104. I would never fabricate
numbers. I love numbers.Copy !req
105. Numbers can't be a father
to your child, Amy.Copy !req
106. So what are we gonna do?
I have a plan.Copy !req
107. We can prove that O'Sullivan
changed the CompStat numbers
if we find this.Copy !req
108. What is that, a bed?
No, that's a cheese grater.Copy !req
109. It's his computer. Obviously,
I should have had Terry
do the drawings.Copy !req
110. Fortunately, I know how
to find his personal computerCopy !req
111. thanks to his YouTube rants
about the NHL.Copy !req
112. This is "Islanders Talk, "Copy !req
113. and today's topic.
Can hockey have female fans?Copy !req
114. Yeah, he's not a good person.Copy !req
115. Anyway, those videos
are taken in the "man cave"
in O'Sullivan's basement,Copy !req
116. so that's gotta be
where his laptop isCopy !req
117. Holt and I will be
infiltrating his house
and retrieving it.Copy !req
118. How are you gonna
get past him?
He won't be home.Copy !req
119. We're gonna lure him out
using his one weakness.Copy !req
120. Rare Billy Joel
memorabilia sale?Copy !req
121. Oh, that's nice, dear.
Ah.Copy !req
122. O'Sullivan will meet
with an ex-roadie
named Geronimo Rodriguez,Copy !req
123. who will actually be
an undercover Terry Jeffords,Copy !req
124. our resident
Billy Joel superfan.Copy !req
125. It was one time!Copy !req
126. You caught me lip-synching
to Uptown Girl one time.Copy !req
127. Nope,
he's your favorite singer,
everybody knows it.Copy !req
128. And you're the only one
O'Sullivan hasn't
interacted with.Copy !req
129. If he stumps you,
Santiago will be nearby,Copy !req
130. feeding you Billy Joel facts
into your ear.Copy !req
131. You guys need to keep him busy
and then use a piece
of fake memorabiliaCopy !req
132. to get a fingerprint
we can use to unlock
his laptop.Copy !req
133. What am I doing?
You, Charles, and Scully
will be here,Copy !req
134. distracting Kevin
and making sure he doesn't
know Holt's working.Copy !req
135. And, uh, who will be
on Cheddar duty?Copy !req
136. I mean, can't we just
distract him with a bone?Copy !req
137. Bone?Copy !req
138. Bone?
Yeah.Copy !req
139. Bone?Copy !req
140. Cheddar's not some street rat.
This is never gonna work.Copy !req
141. Yes, it will.
Just give me 90 minutes,Copy !req
142. and I promise I will get you
back in time for your vows.Copy !req
143. Fine, but if there are
any complications,
I pull the plug.Copy !req
144. The ceremony is too important.
Kevin cannot find out
what we're up to.Copy !req
145. He won't. I promise.Copy !req
146. Raymond?Copy !req
147. What are you all
doing in here?Copy !req
148. Um...
Peralta's watching porn.
What?Copy !req
149. What?
Peralta's watching a handymanCopy !req
150. repair a squeaky door and then
his customer.Copy !req
151. Is that true, Jake?Copy !req
152. Yes.Copy !req
153. I wish I could say
I was surprised.Copy !req
154. Told you
it was a great cover.
Not for me!Copy !req
155. Okay, if we wanna get past
O'Sullivan's ma, we need
undercover personas.Copy !req
156. I'm thinking you will be
Maxwell Maxwell,Copy !req
157. international playboy
and black ops specialist.Copy !req
158. He'd had affairs
on every continent, but
his true mistress is danger.Copy !req
159. I thought you learned
your lesson about turning
police work into movies.Copy !req
160. Yeah, I did, but this is
a movie about reform.Copy !req
161. I mean, isn't that a movie
you'd wanna see?Copy !req
162. The only movie
I wanna see is called
The World of Mosses.Copy !req
163. It's a documentary
about the world of mosses.Copy !req
164. It sounds bad.Copy !req
165. Now, we will go in dressed
as gas company employees
named Mitch and Henry.Copy !req
166. Ugh. At least
tell me I'm Henry.Copy !req
167. Hello, ma'am.
We're from the gas company.Copy !req
168. My name is...Copy !req
169. Mitch.Copy !req
170. Okay, this is how we'll get
O'Sullivan's print.
Fast-drying dental resin.Copy !req
171. O'Sullivan touches this,
leaves an imprint,
and we have a mold,Copy !req
172. which we use to make
a fake finger that will fool
99% of biometric scanners.Copy !req
173. Pretty sweet, right?Copy !req
174. I gotta say,
I thought Holt retiringCopy !req
175. would crush your mood,
but it hasn't.Copy !req
176. Wait. Holt's retiring?Copy !req
177. You knew that.Copy !req
178. He said he would tell you
when you handed in
your reform proposal,Copy !req
179. and you handed it in,
and he told you.Copy !req
180. No, he didn't.Copy !req
181. Okay, well, then I just
told you. But you're still
taking it well.Copy !req
182. Amy?Copy !req
183. Amy?Copy !req
184. O'Sullivan just texted.
He'll be here in three.
You gotta hide!Copy !req
185. Um...Copy !req
186. I'm just gonna pick you up
and carry you like furniture,
okay?Copy !req
187. Look alive.
Kevin's on your six.Copy !req
188. Do you know where Raymond is?
Yes, I do.Copy !req
189. He's, um...Copy !req
190. Come on, Scully.
Think of something.Copy !req
191. Think of something.
What does that mean?Copy !req
192. Cheddar did it.
Cheddar, I know you wanted us
to go with the other vase.Copy !req
193. I have a different
aesthetic sense than you,
and it's my day.Copy !req
194. Sorry you had to witness that.
I will get a broom.Copy !req
195. Scully, tail him.Copy !req
196. Well, that should keep him
busy for a bit.Copy !req
197. That was smart,
but I don't think we should
mess with Cheddar too much.Copy !req
198. Why not? He's an animal.
Animals can be
very vengeful, Rosa.Copy !req
199. Is this about Lieutenant...
Of course it's about
Lieutenant Peanut Butter!Copy !req
200. So here's the shutoff
to the main line.Copy !req
201. Thank you very much, ma'am.Copy !req
202. Okay, to get into
the basement, we're gonna
have to distract her,Copy !req
203. so here's what I'm thinking.Copy !req
204. Maxwell Maxwell
turns on the charm.Copy !req
205. Unbutton your jumper and say,
"The thing about gas lines is,
the pressure builds and buildsCopy !req
206. "and it just needs a little...
release."Copy !req
207. You don't have to make
that sound, but if I were you,
I definitely would.Copy !req
208. No one will be talking about
release or making the sound
of a rodent in labor.Copy !req
209. It was a sensuous moan,
but fair enough.Copy !req
210. We just have to get the laptop
so I can get back to Kevin.Copy !req
211. You will simply
approach her and say...Copy !req
212. Ma'am, I need to check
your water heater
in the basementCopy !req
213. to make sure there's no leaks
or blockages to the gas line.Copy !req
214. You should maybe come back
later when my son is home.
He's better at this stuff.Copy !req
215. Oh, it's just a quick check.Copy !req
216. The answer is no.Copy !req
217. Sorry about him.Copy !req
218. He's a little abrasive.Copy !req
219. The name is Maxwell...
Maxwell.Copy !req
220. Carol.Copy !req
221. You see, the thing about
gas lines is,Copy !req
222. the pressure
just builds and builds.Copy !req
223. Sometimes...Copy !req
224. it just needs a little...Copy !req
225. release.Copy !req
226. Well, we wouldn't want that.
You can go down
to the basement now, Mitch.Copy !req
227. Yeah, sounds good.
Have fun, you two.Copy !req
228. Amy, look alive.
He's here.Copy !req
229. You the guy selling
the memorabilia?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
230. Where did you get this stuff?
I used to haul amps for him.Copy !req
231. Yeah? Which tours?Copy !req
232. The, uh... You know...Copy !req
233. Oh, Terry, I'm not ready
to say goodbye.Copy !req
234. I'm Not Ready
to Say Goodbye tour.Copy !req
235. Never heard of that one.
You haven't?Copy !req
236. That's weird. Maybe you just
weren't paying attention.Copy !req
237. Sorry. I'm on Billy Joel's
wiki now.Copy !req
238. I've done other tours too,
like, uh...Copy !req
239. Innocent Man and The Bridge.Copy !req
240. Innocent Man and The Bridge.Copy !req
241. Okay. What's in the box?
Phew.Copy !req
242. An early draft of the lyrics
to We Didn't Start the Fire.Copy !req
243. "Eisenhower, vaccine,
side salad, mixed greens."
What is this?Copy !req
244. Well, I guess, while he was
writing the song,Copy !req
245. he must have accidentally
included his lunch order.Copy !req
246. Anyway, that's 10K.
Ugh...Copy !req
247. What's the sticky stuff?
Yes.Copy !req
248. I grabbed that
out of the trash
in his dressing room.Copy !req
249. It must be gum.
Look, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
250. Just let me have that back.
Uh-uh.Copy !req
251. Not so fast.
This has been in
William Martin Joel's mouth.Copy !req
252. His tongue touched this.Copy !req
253. Wait. What's happening?Copy !req
254. What's this, now?
That is $10,000.Copy !req
255. And I'm keeping the gum.Copy !req
256. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
257. A grown adult
with a man cave.
This is so embarrassing.Copy !req
258. Oh, my God,
he has root beer on tap!Copy !req
259. Okay, everything is all...
What am I looking at?Copy !req
260. Your friend here
was very clumsy
and he spilled on himself.Copy !req
261. Well, we got everything
we needed,Copy !req
262. but I can wait if Maxwell
needs a little more time
to dry off.Copy !req
263. No, no, no, I'm all dry now.
We can leave.Copy !req
264. Oh, wait, let me give you
my number.Copy !req
265. I only have the landline,
so if my son, Frankie,
answers, hang up.Copy !req
266. He gets a little jealous.Copy !req
267. Not to worry Miss O'Sullivan.Copy !req
268. Maxwell Maxwell is nothing
if not discreet.Copy !req
269. Not discreet enough.Copy !req
270. Okay look, I don't know what
kind of freaky stuffCopy !req
271. you guys are into,
but I want no part of it.Copy !req
272. Let's just try to stay calm.
I think you're making a big
mistake here.Copy !req
273. No I'm not. He called me
Miss O'Sullivan.Copy !req
274. That was my name three
marriages ago.Copy !req
275. I'm Carol Shaughnessy now.Copy !req
276. If he's calling me
Miss O'Sullivan,Copy !req
277. it's 'cause he knows
who my son isCopy !req
278. and you're up to something.Copy !req
279. Carol, baby.Copy !req
280. Don't "baby" me. Get down
in the basement.Copy !req
281. Well, I always like
going down.Copy !req
282. I said, move.
I'm calling my son.Copy !req
283. Feel like
she considered it.Copy !req
284. We're locked in.Copy !req
285. If she gets in touch with
O'Sullivan, it's over.Copy !req
286. Wait. She said she doesn't
have a cellphone.Copy !req
287. That means if we can tie up
her landline,Copy !req
288. she can't call anyone.Copy !req
289. Hey! What did you do
with the phone?Copy !req
290. Smart. But we're still
trapped down here.Copy !req
291. Does that smile mean
you know a way out?Copy !req
292. Oh, no. I was just thinking
about how you were about
to hook up with that old lady.Copy !req
293. But no,
yeah, we're totally screwed.Copy !req
294. That's odd. He only barks
like that when he's worried
about Raymond.Copy !req
295. Oh, Cheddar is not
worried about Holt.Copy !req
296. I saw him eat a shrimp off
a platter earlier.Copy !req
297. I bet he just wants more.Copy !req
298. Hmm. Cheddar doesn't usually
indulge in shrimp.Copy !req
299. He considers it bougie.Copy !req
300. Speaking of indulging,
the gray boutonniere
should have arrived by now.Copy !req
301. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
302. See. Cheddar almost
blew our cover.Copy !req
303. I told you not to mess
with him.Copy !req
304. Charles, he smelled food
and he wanted to eat it.Copy !req
305. He's a dog,
not a supervillain.Copy !req
306. I don't know. He's really
staring you down right now.Copy !req
307. Oh, yeah? Watch this.
Yeah.Copy !req
308. Sucker.Copy !req
309. Wait, wait, I want that back.Copy !req
310. I was only selling the lyrics.Copy !req
311. If I knew about the gum,
I would have charged you more.Copy !req
312. Ah, a bunch of bunk.Copy !req
313. You set a price,
I hit the bid. End of story.Copy !req
314. Terry, if we don't get that
fingerprint, we won't be able
to open his laptopCopy !req
315. and they'll kill
our reform program.Copy !req
316. Please...Copy !req
317. I really need that gum.Copy !req
318. You beg all you want.
A deal is a deal.Copy !req
319. Oh, God.
It's all falling apart.Copy !req
320. Everything good in my life...
Look. You don't understand
how special this is.Copy !req
321. happened when he showed up.
You don't deserve
to have this—Copy !req
322. Jake is only
the mostly mature manCopy !req
323. that he is
because of Holt, so...Copy !req
324. So no, no, no...Copy !req
325. our son will grow up
in a broken home.Copy !req
326. Oh, my God, enough!Copy !req
327. You need to move on.Copy !req
328. Are you talking to me?Copy !req
329. Yeah, I'm talking to you.Copy !req
330. You need to move on.Copy !req
331. From Captain Holt?
From Billy Joel?Copy !req
332. It's not healthy to have your
entire identity wrapped upCopy !req
333. in another person.Copy !req
334. I know but...Copy !req
335. Raymond Holt
taught me everything.Copy !req
336. Billy Joel
taught me everything.Copy !req
337. Look what it's doing to you.Copy !req
338. Just look at yourself
right now.Copy !req
339. I guess I am kind of
messing up this mission.Copy !req
340. I could use the money
for the bankCopy !req
341. so they don't take
my ma's house.Copy !req
342. Thank you, Terry.Copy !req
343. Thank you...Copy !req
344. Geronimo Rodriguez.Copy !req
345. All right, look, all's not
lost. I have the laptop.Copy !req
346. We just need to get
in touch with someone
from the Nine-NineCopy !req
347. so they can get us
out of here.Copy !req
348. Give me your phone.
I left it back at the venue,Copy !req
349. so Kevin couldn't track it
and know I was gone.Copy !req
350. Use yours.
Mine's dead.Copy !req
351. I used up all the battery
mining for MetsCoin.Copy !req
352. It's the first cryptocurrency
that is also the Mets.Copy !req
353. I don't know what
I'm doing in this space.Copy !req
354. Use the landline.
Call Santiago.Copy !req
355. Great idea. Okay.Copy !req
356. Just one problem.
I don't know her number.Copy !req
357. How could you not know your
own wife's phone number?Copy !req
358. It's saved in my phone.Copy !req
359. Stupid smartphones,
making me so dumbCopy !req
360. by giving me the world's
knowledge at my fingertips.Copy !req
361. Well, I don't know anyone's
phone number either.Copy !req
362. Except for Kevin's and
obviously we can't call him.Copy !req
363. How do you not know
a single phone number?Copy !req
364. I've literally watched you
memorize the entireCopy !req
365. terms and conditions
agreement for a credit card.Copy !req
366. True. But to make room
for important
information like that,Copy !req
367. I regularly purge my brain
of useless factsCopy !req
368. like phone numbers
or the names
of people's children.Copy !req
369. But you know the name
of my son, right?Copy !req
370. The little guy has
his mother's eyes.Copy !req
371. Rough night with
the little guy?Copy !req
372. Oh. Hello there,
the little guy.Copy !req
373. How did I never see that?Copy !req
374. Am I a bad detective?Copy !req
375. We don't have time
to go into that.Copy !req
376. It would've been
much faster to just say,
"No, you're great'."Copy !req
377. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
378. All right. Look, there's one
number I still have memorized
that could help.Copy !req
379. My middle school friend
Mikey J's old landline.Copy !req
380. Do you have any reason to
believe that Mikey J still
resides there?Copy !req
381. Well, we were in a ska band
together in high schoolCopy !req
382. so I'm thinking
the odds are good.Copy !req
383. Okay. Here's your resin,
do your magic.Copy !req
384. You're not gonna scold me for
almost ruining the mission?Copy !req
385. No, Amy. I get it.
But look, you don't
need Holt to succeed.Copy !req
386. You are the most capable
person I know.Copy !req
387. Thanks, Terry.
Now let's get this mold
to Jake and Holt.Copy !req
388. What are you doing?
I thought you could
carry me again.Copy !req
389. It was very comforting.Copy !req
390. Okay.Copy !req
391. Thank you, Terry. I love you.Copy !req
392. Have you seen Cheddar?
The officiant is wonderingCopy !req
393. how he'd like
to be introduced.Copy !req
394. No. I haven't seen him.Copy !req
395. Cheddar.Copy !req
396. I have a bad feeling
about this. Cheddar is
up to something.Copy !req
397. Come on.Copy !req
398. Oh, no!
Cheddar.Copy !req
399. Oh, hi, Kevin.
I found Cheddar.Copy !req
400. Oh, my God.
Raymond is on a case.Copy !req
401. You sick son of a bitch.Copy !req
402. Come on, Mrs. Joseph.
I was at your house
all the time.Copy !req
403. Remember? You caught us
wearing your bra so we could
practice unclasping them?Copy !req
404. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
405. What? You have no idea what
it's like taking bras off.Copy !req
406. You had it so easy
growing up gay.Copy !req
407. The ceremony is about to startCopy !req
408. and O'Sullivan is about to
come home and catch us.Copy !req
409. It seems the reform proposal
is as dead as my marriage.Copy !req
410. I'm sorry. It's all my fault.Copy !req
411. I was so desperate
for us to have one last
cool case togetherCopy !req
412. that I forced you into this.Copy !req
413. No, Jake. The truth is,
I enjoyed it.Copy !req
414. I had fun being
Maxwell Maxwell.Copy !req
415. Yes. I knew it was
a good idea.Copy !req
416. But I hate myself for it.Copy !req
417. Damn it.
I interjected too soon.Copy !req
418. That makes me scared that
I'm not ready to retire.Copy !req
419. No matter how much I want to.Copy !req
420. For Kevin's sake.Copy !req
421. I mean, clearly,
there's a part of me that
still wants to work cases.Copy !req
422. What if I'm making
the wrong choice?Copy !req
423. It's completely understandable
that you feel that way.Copy !req
424. You've devoted
your whole life to this.Copy !req
425. It's who you are.
But you're also
Kevin's husband.Copy !req
426. What would you do?Copy !req
427. I'm not sure.Copy !req
428. But I know that
when things are hard,
I talk them through with Amy.Copy !req
429. And just being with her,
looking into her eyes,Copy !req
430. everything that seems so
complicated becomes simple.Copy !req
431. And then, I just know.Copy !req
432. What's that?
It's O'Sullivan.
He's coming home.Copy !req
433. NYPD. Step away
from that door.Copy !req
434. Wait. That voice.Copy !req
435. Neighbors reported seeing
two men enter from
an unmarked van.Copy !req
436. Then heard yelling.Copy !req
437. There's been a
misunderstanding, Officer.Copy !req
438. You are under arrest, punk.Copy !req
439. You jags are so screwed.Copy !req
440. I love your hat.Copy !req
441. Kevin, I'm sorry.Copy !req
442. I will never forgive myself
for working today.Copy !req
443. I want you to know that this
will be my last assignment
for the NYPD.Copy !req
444. I'm retiring.
That seems like
an extreme reaction.Copy !req
445. No. I want this. For us.Copy !req
446. That's not for us.
I never wanted you
to give up your career.Copy !req
447. Putting our relationship first
doesn't mean you can't have
anything else in your life.Copy !req
448. It just means prioritizing me
over stupid little stuff.Copy !req
449. Like returning lost mittens
to dumb kids.Copy !req
450. No. That actually sounds
quite rewarding.Copy !req
451. Really?
This reform program
is not a little thing.Copy !req
452. It could fundamentally
change the police.Copy !req
453. I just wish you had told me
so I could've helped
from the start.Copy !req
454. I'm so sorry.
Apology accepted.Copy !req
455. Now, let's get that laptop
to One Police Plaza.Copy !req
456. No. There's something
I need to do first.Copy !req
457. We're gathered here to affirm
the marriage of Raymond Holt
and Kevin Cozner.Copy !req
458. We don't have to do this.Copy !req
459. Everyone who's not family
has already gone home
and we need to hurry.Copy !req
460. No. This is important.Copy !req
461. Kevin Cozner.Copy !req
462. When we first got married,
I thought of it primarily
as a legal contractCopy !req
463. which is why I memorized
the entire Federal Tax Code
301.7701-18.Copy !req
464. Definitions pertaining
to marriage.Copy !req
465. And yet he can't remember
Mac's name.Copy !req
466. But I finally learned
what marriage really is.Copy !req
467. It's not something
you can memorizeCopy !req
468. or an equation
you can solve for.Copy !req
469. It's the feeling you getCopy !req
470. when you look
in your partner's eyes,Copy !req
471. and that feeling
is all that matters.Copy !req
472. Which is why I will now purgeCopy !req
473. tax code 301.7701-18
from my memoryCopy !req
474. so that I will now have roomCopy !req
475. to remember
this moment forever.Copy !req
476. It's done.
Oh, baby.Copy !req
477. Raymond Holt,
do you promise to continue
to live in this marriageCopy !req
478. for richer, for poorer
through sickness
and in health,Copy !req
479. as long as you two
both shall live?Copy !req
480. I do.
And Kevin—Copy !req
481. Yes, yes, we're still married.
We really have to go.Copy !req
482. I've just come back from
One Police Plaza, and I have
some good news.Copy !req
483. The union voted
and O'Sullivan is out?Copy !req
484. No. He was re-elected
for life, which I didn't think
was technically possible.Copy !req
485. But the good news is,Copy !req
486. the Commissioner has approved
our police reform programCopy !req
487. and we will be
implementing it
city-wide.Copy !req
488. City-wide?
That's amazing.Copy !req
489. Yes.
I know it is exciting.Copy !req
490. But there's no guarantee
that it will work.Copy !req
491. There's a lot of
resistance to change.Copy !req
492. Nevertheless,
it's our duty to try.Copy !req
493. Because if we don't,
then we are truly lost.Copy !req
494. Which is why
I will not be retiring.Copy !req
495. I have been appointed
Deputy Commissioner
of Police Reform.Copy !req
496. Wow! Congratulations, sir.Copy !req
497. Thank you. And since I don't
want work to consume my life,
and this is a big job,Copy !req
498. so I will need some helpCopy !req
499. which is why I like to
bring you along, Santiago,Copy !req
500. with a well-deserved
promotion to Chief.Copy !req
501. If you're interested.
Wait. What?Copy !req
502. I'm gonna be a Chief?Copy !req
503. Terry, you might wanna
step aside 'cause there's
a dork dance a-coming.Copy !req
504. Yes!
Gonna be a Chief.Copy !req
505. We share a marital bed.Copy !req
506. He's down.
Good.Copy !req
507. So, what do you think
about this new job?Copy !req
508. I think you gotta take it.Copy !req
509. I mean, first of all,
it's a huge promotion.
So, cha-ching.Copy !req
510. But more importantly,Copy !req
511. it's the culmination
of all your hard workCopy !req
512. and a chance
to make a real impact.Copy !req
513. And also, cha-ching.
What's with
all the cha-chings?Copy !req
514. Oh, no.
You bought something dumb.Copy !req
515. No.Copy !req
516. I invested in something dumb.Copy !req
517. It's an NFT of
Michelangelo from the
Ninja Turtles eating pizza.Copy !req
518. But not to worry. Because
it's currently worth...Copy !req
519. Oh, no. What happened
to TurtleBucks?Copy !req
520. Jake, I'm serious.Copy !req
521. I don't know if I can
do this job and still
be an equal parent.Copy !req
522. I mean, who's gonna pick up
Mac on the odd daysCopy !req
523. and who's gonna bathe him
on the even daysCopy !req
524. and who's gonna do the cooking
and who's gonna figure out—Copy !req
525. Ames, we will figure
all that stuff out.Copy !req
526. How can you be so sure?Copy !req
527. I just know.Copy !req