1. Oh, hey, Jake, what's,
what's the deal with the office today?
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2. It feels crazy.
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3. Somebody stole
20 bricks of coke
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4. and some machine guns
from evidence.
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5. What? It's the first
I'm hearing of it.
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6. Yeah, well, you just got here,
right? Right.
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7. I need you to find whoever
did this and kill them.
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8. So they're dead.
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9. Bonkers morning, huh?
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10. So any idea who did it?
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11. No. But whoever it was had an intimate
knowledge of our security systems.
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12. It was obviously
an inside job.
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13. I bet it was Brian.
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15. Because he once said
he has a hot tub.
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had a hot tub.
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18. That does sound bad.
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19. Yeah.
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20. But we have to let the
investigation run its course.
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21. Right now,
everyone's a suspect.
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Hitchcock and Scully.
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23. Whoever did it
took the stairs.
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24. What will happen to the person,
you know, if you find them.
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25. Well,
they have committed several felonies,
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at, uh, 30-to-life.
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27. So that person could miss
15 Olympics. Cool.
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28. I have to go.
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29. They know the drugs
are missing.
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30. They don't suspect me
because I'm playing it super cool.
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31. Now when is the hand off?
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32. Yes, I'm alone
in the ladies room.
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34. Okay, so I know something.
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how I know it.
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36. Debbie took the coke
and the guns.
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37. Yeah, we know its Debbie.
Acting super suspicious.
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38. Debbie, can I see you
in my office?
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39. Yeah, sure.
What's this about?
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40. We'll talk
in my office.
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41. It'll just take a minute. Oh,
hey. Wow.
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42. This morning's
full of surprises, huh,
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involving me.
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46. Ha. You know what, I think
I'm gonna go make a sandwich.
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47. I just I love sandwiches,
I'll meet you in there.
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48. Guilty of loving sandwiches,
right?
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49. Debbie.
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50. Hmm, what do I want
in my sandwich? Let's see.
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51. Definitely ham, cheese,
baking soda, for sure.
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52. French vanilla creamer.
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53. Ooh, orange chicken.
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54. Debbie!
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55. You really thought
you'd get away with it?
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56. Damn, Scully.
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57. I was planning on eating
that orange chicken later.
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58. Is that
why you took her down?
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59. Do you even know about
the missing cocaine?
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60. Cocaine?
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Debbie's hidden the drugs.
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62. We searched her car,
her apartment,
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location data on her phone.
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64. But she was smart.
She had it turned off.
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65. Or her battery died. According
to her Screen Time app,
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five hours a day,
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Cool Girl in School.
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68. I love CGIS.
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69. I just made captain
of the color guard.
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70. Junior year's looking up.
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71. The coke Debbie took was
evidence against Silvio Nucci.
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72. Now, he wanted it gone, I think
he got Debbie to do his dirty work.
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73. I'm sorry. You think Debbie
is working with notorious
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75. The same Debbie
who has a denim jacket
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setting up a drop.
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in the women's room?
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the men's room was occupied
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81. Well, as long as it wasn't
for a gross reason.
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82. We know you did it, Debbie.
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83. Just tell me the truth.
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85. Thank you, but I already have
plenty of friends.
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86. Gil, Finn.
Goldie, Bubbles.
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87. Those are clearly just
the names of your pet fish.
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88. Okay, fine.
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89. They're my fish,
and I took the drugs.
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90. I'm sorry,
I screwed everything up.
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why you did it.
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93. Because I need my drugs.
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95. Debbie, I don't think
that's true.
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96. I think Silvio Nucci,
forced you to do this against your will.
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97. Nucci?
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for 40 minutes.
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100. She's never gonna
turn on Nucci.
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101. I'll bet she's heard stories of what he
does to people who testify against him.
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102. Man, I wish there was
something we could do to help her.
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103. Why? Well,
I know she committed a crime,
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in over her head.
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actually a bad person.
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who made her own decisions,
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the consequences.
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108. You might not get it,
but personally,
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who made a mistake
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out of it.
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111. When I was younger,
I was thoroughly hoodwinked
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people at Columbia CD Club.
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I had 16 copies
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first album.
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115. In high school, I broke into a bunch
of houses and wound up in juvie.
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Rosa's is a little worse.
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118. I was in ballet school,
and there was so much pressure
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that I just snapped.
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120. If hadn't been underage,
I would've gone to prison.
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121. It's all the more reason you
should have sympathy for Debbie
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122. and understand why
she could use our help.
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123. Nobody helped me,
my parents kicked me
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I was on my own.
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125. I'm so sorry you had to go
through all that alone, Rosa.
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126. No, it was a good thing.
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and fix them by myself.
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129. So, no, I don't think
we should take pity on Debbie.
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130. Okay, fine. But even so, wouldn't
you rather take down Silvio Nucci,
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instead of Debbie Fogle,
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at JOANN Fabrics?
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133. Yeah, but Debbie's not gonna
testify against Nucci.
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134. You may be right, and that's why
we're gonna catch him in the act.
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135. Brace yourselves, everyone,
we're about to pop that Nucci.
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136. Apologies. That was
inappropriate in the workplace.
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137. But in my defense,
that was a song that I learned about
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138. from Columbia House, Rosa.
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139. Hmm. All right,
here's the plan.
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140. Why are we going this way?
The bathroom's back there.
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141. I'm breaking you out,
I work for Silvio Nucci.
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142. Oh,
my God. You work for Nucci? Me too!
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143. Way too loud, Debbie.
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144. Okay. Press yourself
against the wall
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145. to avoid being seen
by the camera.
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146. Why didn't she do it
with her back to the wall?
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147. Face first seems like
such a mistake.
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148. Oh, no, they found us.
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149. No, no, no, Debbie.
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150. Rosa's on Nucci's
payroll too.
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151. She's getting us
out of here. Oh.
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152. Debbie. Trunk. Now.
Sorry. It's a little tight in there.
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153. Oh, I'm not picky.
I don't need light or oxygen.
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154. I'm kinda like a low-maintenance
plant. Ooh, like a succulent...
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155. That's great, Debbie. But
the trunk is closing on its own,
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not me slamming it.
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157. So you guys
are gonna stay here with me?
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158. Nucci thought we could
help you guard the coke.
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159. Oh, I can handle it.
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160. I'm pretty tough. I take
self-defense at the women's gym.
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161. Hiyah! Hiyah!
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162. Oh, neat. You actually say the words,
"Hiyah" like Miss Piggy.
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163. So when's Nucci coming
to pick up the coke?
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164. Uh,
could be hours. Could be days. Days?
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165. I don't know. Nucci just said
to wait by this burner phone.
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Right.
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167. Of course. We have so many
inside jokes about it.
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168. I can imagine.
He is pretty funny.
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169. He's always like, "Debbie,
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170. "if you mess this up, I'm gonna
gut you like a fish." What?
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171. So he threatened you.
That's why you went dirty.
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172. No. He offered me a million
dollars. I had no choice.
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173. My dad is really sick,
and he needed this
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174. expensive experimental
surgery. Ah!
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175. What about you guys?
How did he turn you?
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176. Well, I've been dirty long before
Nucci came onto the scene.
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a ton of coke.
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178. They call me Mr. Springtime because
of how fast I make the snow disappear.
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179. Wow, I've never even
had a nickname.
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180. I mean, I guess people
do call me, "Hey, lady."
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181. Right. Well, I'm gonna let the
Nine-Nine know we are looking for you,
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don't think we broke you out.
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183. Ooh, you think
they're idiots?
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184. Oh, yeah, big time.
I mean, Holt's a blowhard.
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185. Jeffords is all brawn,
no brains.
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186. Boyle's a laughing stock.
Amy's just the worst.
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187. I mean,
she thinks she's so smart and so pretty
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188. and she makes me feel good
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and my place in it.
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190. And she smells
like. We've all smelled her.
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191. Rosa, let's go outside.
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192. Hey, you know, that was
Undercover Jake talking in there, right?
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193. Relax, man. So you're not
gonna tell Amy what I said?
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I'm saying relax
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195. because there's no way
you can stop me.
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196. Damn it! Well,
did you at least text the Nine-Nine
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197. and tell 'em we don't know
when the handoff is?
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198. Yeah, but, man,
I don't like this.
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199. We found the drugs. We
should forget about Nucci
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200. and take Debbie in.
What?
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201. Nucci is the real
bad guy here.
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202. And you heard Debbie.
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the money for her dad's surgery.
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204. There are other ways
to get money.
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205. She could've gone to a bank.
Right, and she's white.
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206. She definitely would've
gotten approved. Terrific point.
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207. That's not what I was saying. Ah, we were
both thinking it. Anyways, it doesn't matter.
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208. Our plan is working.
What are you worried about?
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209. There's a loose cannon
in there
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211. She's not a loose cannon.
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after bumping into it.
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213. Trust me. We're not gonna have
any problems with Debbie.
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214. Hey, Jake, guess what?
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I decided to try it.
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like, a tiny little toot.
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218. Then I didn't feel anything. So I did,
like, a little bit more.
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219. And I still didn't feel anything,
so then I did a lot more.
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220. And then I felt it.
Like, I really felt it.
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221. So then I did a couple more,
like, big ass toots.
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222. Why do you guys keep ducking
behind the bed?
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223. 'Cause you keep pointing
those guns at us.
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224. Oh, my God.
Do not worry about it.
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how Nucci got to Debbie.
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227. Fortunately, it turns out she
kept a fairly comprehensive diary.
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228. As a power journaler, I think we can hold
off on using the word "comprehensive."
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229. Oh, damn,
that's comprehensive.
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just from this year?
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August 21 st. Morning.
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Evening.
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an episode of House Hunters.
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235. I actually took a speed reading
course. I tested at 800 WPM.
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236. That's pathetic.
I tested at 802.
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237. That's pretty close
to Holt's score.
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238. No, no. 802's incredible.
She pwned me.
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Urban Dictionary
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the other uniformed officers.
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242. I've never been so attracted
to a gay man before.
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243. And I dated several
in college.
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a read-off, Santiago?
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I normally don't encourage
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things go faster.
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250. My only question is,
Holt, are you sure
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are up to the challenge?
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just trying to motivate me,
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253. but these old ass eyes will be
reading your tombstone, son.
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254. Oh, I needed more light
in this place.
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255. Now I can finally think, and the
ideas are, like, flowing out of me.
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257. It's hamburgers,
but the pickles are coins?
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now that she's a cokehead?
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259. She's not a cokehead.
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260. She's an innocent girl in a stressful
situation who did cocaine one time
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never do it again.
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262. Whoo! Guess who just did
more coke.
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264. Ooh, okay.
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Yes.
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the handoff in two hours.
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267. Um, I'm gonna tell him no
because I'm having so much fun
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Jake and Rosa.
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Don't mention us.
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because you're supposed to be working,
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272. Right, just keep it short.
Say two hours is great.
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273. That's very smart.
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274. And I'm gonna send him my favorite
GIF of Mr. Bean giving a thumbs up.
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What a stud.
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what would you do
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to Mr. Bean?
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Come on, Rosa.
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international sex symbol Mr. Bean's body.
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280. Fine. I would take
a very large glass,
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one quick note.
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286. Ah, great note, Debbie. The point is,
we all think Mr. Bean is sexy as hell
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exactly like him.
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than you think.
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Oh, hey, Rosa.
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a third wheel or anything,
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we're out of ice,
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some more ice, please?
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293. Hey, well,
this is full of ice, but yeah.
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Nine-Nine.
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295. You've actually been texting
the Nine-Nine a lot, haven't you?
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296. Yeah, to make sure
our cover's intact,
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that we're dirty.
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298. Is that what's really
going on?
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299. 'Cause I feel like there's
something you're not telling me.
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300. I feel like all that coke
is making you paranoid.
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301. No, you're paranoid. Now,
don't you dare take another step.
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what are you doing?
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That's it.
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you are under arrest.
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305. What? Oh, my God.
Are you not really dirty?
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be taking that gun.
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have given Debbie super powers. Cool.
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309. Cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
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Debbie. This isn't gonna work.
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of character.
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312. I was wrong about Rosa, I missed
all the signs with my cousin Jared.
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What is wrong with me?
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314. Nothing. You're just coming down
from the many handfuls of coke you did.
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315. Right. I'm so dumb. I'm such
an idiot! I'm dumb, I'm dumb.
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hold your gun for you?
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317. And then you can hit yourself in the
face with your fist like a normal person
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try and arrest me.
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Here, check my phone.
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the Nine-Nine.
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sweet messages between you and Amy.
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she stinks like.
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Prove it.
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just say it.
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macaroni salad.
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I trust you.
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Nine-Nine that you're corrupt
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to track us to the new drop site.
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you can take a nap
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your system.
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338. And we'll both be calm
and you just did a bunch more.
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of New York.
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343. Or are you just here
to fan some more flames?
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344. No, I'm just here
to see who's losing
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made that says, "More Stupider."
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I'm fanning flames.
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fan, Santiago.
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call her, "Virginia Slim,"
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actually comprehending anything.
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and reading deliberately,
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slow and steady wins the race.
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reg-reader bullcrap.
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gonna say next,
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that dump of a hotel, right?
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has six chimneys.
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whose house is this?
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until 11:00 a.m. on Monday.
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or it's another $45,000 to Airbnb.
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I'm a mansion girl.
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money for your father's surgery?
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No.
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but I found out this morning
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already paid for his surgery.
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'cause he's, like,
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and he has a family
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I get to keep the cash now.
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and, you know, put it.
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Debbie's a good person?
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reveal did not help my case.
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burner phone to call the Nine-Nine.
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I'm not Cruella De Vil.
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lead of the film.
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389. The girl dog.
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390. Yes, yes! Of course.
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391. You look exactly like Perdita.
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392. Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
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393. Hey, Debbie?
Hmm.
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394. Will you hand me your phone so I can
take your picture and you can 'Gram this?
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395. I mean, the house,
this coat.
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396. You're gonna wanna show
this off to people, right?
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397. That is such a good idea.
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398. I do wanna show off
to people.
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399. I just have to make
a quick call.
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400. Hi, Mom. Do you like
my mansion?
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401. Deborah Lyn,
why are you holding a gun?
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402. Oh, my God, Mom!
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403. I'm wearing a fur coat
and that's what you focus on?
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404. I hate you so freaking much.
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405. This is ridiculous.
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406. Neither of you have even
taken a bathroom break.
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407. Are you kidding me?
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408. Do you think world
record-holder Howard Berg
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409. would stop in the middle
of a read-off to expel?
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410. Ow.
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411. What's going on, Santiago?
It's nothing.
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412. It's my guide finger,
I've got paper burn.
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413. Let me see.
Hmm.
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414. Santiago, you're hurt.
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415. Don't be a hero.
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416. Damn, you must've
been cooking.
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417. I was.
Let's take a break.
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418. Put some ointment on that.
Right.
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419. And when I come back, my finger's
slipping all over the page. Nice try.
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420. I'm not falling
for any of your tricks.
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421. Oh, but you already have, while you
were waggling your finger in the air,
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422. I've been reading all this time
out of the corner of my eye.
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423. Damn it!
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424. Why are you doing this,
Deborah Lyn?
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425. Because you're being
so mean, Mom.
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426. Also, I know that
if I didn't tie you up,
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427. you'd probably go run and find
your phone so you could call Derek.
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428. Maybe we should call Derek.
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429. He could help.
He's a lawyer.
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430. Yeah, I know he's a lawyer.
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431. Do you think you could go more than
five minutes without bringing that up?
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432. You have to get the gun from her.
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433. I know, but how do I
get close enough?
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434. There's one way. She
clearly has a thing for you.
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435. Why do you say that? Just because
she has a fantasy of us as a dog couple?
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436. Wait. Yeah, I see it.
That's gonna work.
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437. very tacky.
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438. And it's like,
you don't even care
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439. how many chimneys I have.
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440. Hey, sorry to interrupt.
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441. Mrs. Fogle,
we weren't introduced.
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442. I'm Jake, Debbie's boyfriend.
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443. You are? We are?
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444. I mean, yeah,
if you're into it.
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445. I am. I do.
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446. See, Mom,
I am with someone.
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447. All those psychics
were wrong.
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448. So listen, babe.
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449. Yes, babe.
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450. I was thinking...
About what, babe?
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451. That we...
Go on, babe.
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452. Wow, you really latched onto
the "babe" thing, huh? I love it.
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453. Great. Great. Great. Well,
anyways, I was just gonna say that,
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454. you know, once we're done
with this big score,
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455. we need a place to hide out. Somewhere
where the cops could never find us.
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456. Ooh, like Epcot?
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457. Uh, yes, Epcot is great.
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458. That's exactly
what I was thinking.
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459. We can kiss in front
of the Eiffel Tower,
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460. on the canals of Venice,
oh, in the Canada Pavilion.
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461. Yes, but why wait
till the Canada Pavilion
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462. when we can start
right now, huh?
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463. Oh, my God.
This is happening.
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464. Come here.
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465. Hiyah!
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466. What the hell, babe?
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467. Debbie,
what's you plan here? Talk to me.
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468. Why? So you can just tell me
more beautiful lies?
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469. You think you can just lick your
lips and make me weak in the knees?
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470. No.
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471. Nice try, but I closed my eyes,
so I didn't even see it.
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472. Oh, come on.
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473. Oh. Nucci's on his way.
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474. And I'm about
to be rich.
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475. Debbie, this is bad. You don't
wanna be an accessory to murder.
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476. What are you talking about?
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477. What do you think is gonna
happen when Nucci gets here
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478. and finds two cops?
He's gonna kill us.
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479. Yeah, I know that.
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480. Um, I've obviously thought
all of this through
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481. and it all is going
according to my plans.
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482. I'm sorry, I just started
trembling and I accidentally...
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483. Debbie, please,
just put the gun down!
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484. I just talked to the manager at the
hotel where the handoff was happening.
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485. He said Debbie's room was empty
and there's no sign of Rosa or Jake.
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486. Is there anything in those
diaries that can help us find 'em?
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487. Debbie mentioned her mom a
bunch in one of the ones I read.
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488. Seems like she tells her
everything. Ooh, that's a good lead.
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489. It is a good lead, isn't it?
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490. Did you hear that,
speed freaks?
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491. Let's find out all we can
about the mom.
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492. I'll start reading right away
because slow and steady wins...
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493. Her mother's name
is Margaret Jean Fogle.
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494. She lives in Bensonhurst.
She drives a maroon Lexus.
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495. Vanity plates, "DEREKSMOM."
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496. She's been married three
times. To Horace Miller.
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497. Then Frank Yelter.
And then James Fogle.
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498. She goes grocery shopping on
Tuesdays. Water aerobics on Wednesdays.
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499. Book Club on Fridays.
She drinks too much wine.
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500. Always a pinot grigio.
Always from Napa.
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501. The race, slow and steady
wins the race.
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502. Okay, uh, what if I just
tell Nucci not to kill you?
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503. You know,
we're business partners.
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504. We make all of our
business decisions together.
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505. Yep. We're all
gonna die today.
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506. Debbie, if you
just untie us,
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507. we can help you
get out of here.
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508. Okay, but if I untie you,
you'll arrest me,
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509. and then I'll go to prison
for the rest of my life.
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510. You'll be in prison anyway.
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511. I guarantee you
if anything happens to us,
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512. the Nine-Nine
will hunt you down.
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513. Okay, okay, okay.
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514. Maybe I should surrender.
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515. Uh, but I don't wanna
go to jail.
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516. Okay. I don't know
what to do.
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517. Um, Mom, help me.
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518. Now you need my help?
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519. Please. It doesn't matter what I say,
you're still gonna mess it up.
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520. Just like you messed up your bangs
when you had to cut your own hair.
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521. Well, I'm sure that was
a long time ago.
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522. That was last year.
I see.
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523. Or when you got
in a car accident
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524. when your brother was
going to take the bar.
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525. Or when you lost
all your money
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526. investing in that
cruise line for cats.
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527. Feline Cruise Line.
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528. You know what, you're not
my daughter any more.
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529. What? What are you saying?
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530. You have embarrassed me
and the family for the last time.
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531. I'm done with you.
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532. Goodbye.
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533. Shut up, Margaret!
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534. Same crap my parents pulled.
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535. Always pointing out my flaws,
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536. never helping and then bailing
when things got messy.
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537. You know,
I was a lot like you.
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538. You were holed up with a ton
of cocaine and a bunch of guns?
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539. That's my business.
What?
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540. I spent years telling myself
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541. that tough love
made me stronger,
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542. but you know what
I really wish they'd done?
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543. What?
Been nice to me.
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544. I wish they would've
told me I made a mistake,
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546. And they would help me
try to figure it out.
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547. Would've saved me
a lot of pain.
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548. Debbie, you have made some
really bad choices today.
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549. Really bad.
Not now, Debbie's mom.
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550. You are not a bad person.
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551. If we get out of this alive, I promise
you, I will help you however I can.
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552. Wow. Thank you.
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553. Oh, your back
is very wet.
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554. Yeah, I guess between the
fur coat and all the cocaine,
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555. I've been sweating a lot.
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556. That's Nucci, he's here.
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557. Hi, Debbie. Do you have
something for me?
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558. Yes, I do.
I do have something.
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559. I have two friends.
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560. What the hell is this?
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561. Drop your weapons.
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562. No way.
You drop your weapons.
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563. NYPD! Everyone down on the
ground! Down on the ground, right now!
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564. Don't do anything stupid.
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565. I will shoot her.
Put down your gun.
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566. Oh, man. Grabbing Debbie
was a big mistake.
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567. What do you mean by...
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568. Hiyah!
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569. Whoa, Debbie,
that was amazing.
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570. Thanks. By the way,
Jake thinks you smell like.
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571. What? That's weird. I don't
know why she said that.
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572. Anyways, let's get Debbie
into a cop car.
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573. Well, you really gonna
help out Debbie
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574. or did you say all that stuff
so she'd let us go?
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575. I told the DA she cooperated
and he agreed to be lenient.
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576. Especially since we got Nucci
and the cocaine was returned.
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577. Except for the pound
of it that Debbie did.
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578. Yeah, the paramedic said he had never
heard a human heart beat that loudly.
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579. He could hear it
outside of her body.
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580. Ugh. She'll probably
get ten years,
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581. but it's better than 30.
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582. Let's be real. Debbie's life wasn't
gonna begin till she was 50 anyway.
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583. Yeah, the kooky aunt vibe will
probably play a lot better then.
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584. So, hey, one more thing.
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585. We can never let anyone know
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586. Agreed.
Take it to the grave?
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587. To the grave. This
conversation never happened.
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588. I don't even know who you are.
That's hurtful.
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589. You took it too far.
That's a weird thing
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590. for a stranger to say.
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591. Bye.
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