1. Peralta, looks like
an old friend of yours
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3. Who? That guy Neil that you
bunked with at sleepaway camp?
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was the best.
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with his butt cheeks.
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was funny? Bill Cosby.
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You're gonna love Neil.
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be Neil? It's Doug Judy.
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10. Oh, right. Someone we all
know in a police capacity.
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the Incredible Hulk?
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Doug Judy some questions.
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make contact through his mom.
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LeBron James' new school
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34. Hello, Mrs. Judy?
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the architect.
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Is that a thing?
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I don't know how to deal
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emotions, Terry.
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has ever died before.
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to friends.
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when Hodor died?
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52. I'm Trudy Judy, Doug's sister.
This is our aunt, Patrice.
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Doug really loved you.
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Oh, all the time.
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fall back into your old life.
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a life on the streets.
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not a penny to my name.
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your body for money.
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fell out,
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was just a rotten hole.
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65. Plus, you were sick from those
back-alley butt implants.
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his out every night.
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having that thought.
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a bunch of mulch up there,
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It's just so sweet.
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taking people under his wing.
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but you know what,
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anything prepared.
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from being a mulch-butt ho.
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Doug Judy.
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87. Oh, nothing better
after a long shift
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89. It's like Cheers,
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knows your name.
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your name is hell.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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what's going on?
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in our cop bar?
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burned down.
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They probably started it.
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turn out to be firefighters.
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though it is very common,
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in this case.
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even want to come here
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to take the stairs.
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you like sliding on poles.
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on poles.
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It's dangerous.
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my best friend Steve.
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109. Oh, no, wait. You can't actually,
because he's dead.
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110. Tripped through a pole hole
and broke his neck.
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a firefighter bar now.
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some changes to the decor.
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old-timey pressure gauges,
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of Denis Leary from Rescue Me.
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Wouldn't I?
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117. Check it out.
You son of a bitch.
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Doug Judy
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a high five
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121. Doug Judy
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a key change.
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friend, Doug Judy
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You've been a great audience.
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I'm so sorry.
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firefighters here?
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to be an arsonist
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So predictable.
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There's nothing I can do about this.
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Everyone listens to you.
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I could save Shaw's,
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from the Delaware Water Gap.
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and it has been forever.
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a second piccolo.
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144. It's too many. It'll muddle the
sound. I'm sorry I brought it up.
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that's not beneath us.
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147. They've got a great selection
of Italian reds,
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don't stick to the floor
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too long.
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anything, then I will.
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of these hose humpers.
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We drink like crazy.
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all the tragedy
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plenty of tragedy, too.
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to the pole hole.
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let's just have a drink-off.
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tab by closing time
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166. 'Cause the Nine-Nine's
about to bring the real heat.
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the backdraft, bitch.
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Where are you going?
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about your singing?
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What?
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We got to lay that down.
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He's smushing on the beach
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you bastard. You tricked me.
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I'm so happy you're alive.
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You're my best friend.
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a lot of emotions real fast,
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I'm back to normal now.
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I would love a cheesesteak.
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thing, probably 'cause...
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looks like a hoagie roll.
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is going on?
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and where is Rosa?
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and I want answers.
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who Stefano Lucas is?
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on me, so I had to disappear.
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want you dead?
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got stolen.
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he thinks I did it.
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someone's been jacking cars
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using your MO.
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Jake, are you saying
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I'd accomplished
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seen, you know?
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to catch a copycat
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the original criminal.
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202. I'm back on the force!
Give me a gun. No!
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You did it.
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that straight life.
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He thinks people can't change.
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pants and shirt.
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you're under arrest.
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the vibe at this funeral.
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me in here and tell Stefano.
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also wearing them?
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super cool, Sarge.
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from The Matrix.
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but you got it.
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You know it's true.
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Judy's alibi?
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it checks out.
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Joshy Greenbaum's bar mitzvah.
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Auntie Karen is a freak.
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mitzvahs? Best gig I ever had.
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than a 13-year-old Jewish boy.
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off the gift table.
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come on. He has an alibi.
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and try and catch the copycat.
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and I used to say.
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I'll do a thousand push-ups,
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so confident,
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you can do them.
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That's a lot to you?
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100,000 push-ups, and I'm in.
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that much exercise,
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the truth, right, Judy?
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So, fine.
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You happy, Sarge?
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well, you called me Jake earlier.
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switching to first names.
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the same exact thing!
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Jake?" We're bonding, man.
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Yes, Jake?
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which you're not,
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what would your next move be?
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at Barclays.
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more ultra-wealthy people
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than boxing.
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the sport of hunting man?
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That's not a thing.
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to the contest.
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it must be fully consumed
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will be tracked on that board.
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getting alcohol poisoning,
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you're disqualified.
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my stomach to deal with it.
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we can win.
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and six of us.
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Bel Vino on the way,
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paste if I'm feeling naughty.
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we've had here,
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Terry has yelled "Nine-Nine!"
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"Cheers to the 99th Precinct!"
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someone will recognize me
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they won't.
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hardened criminals
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bar mitzvah.
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on the loose,
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is killing those dance moves.
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That's the floss.
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296. It's just that we should
be at Barclays already.
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Rich guys never show up on time.
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Justin I'd be here.
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I got you, Doug Judy.
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stopping for this bar mitzvah,
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plainclothes officers
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at Barclays.
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I don't understand.
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that proves Judy's innocent.
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I promise you,
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I think you do.
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and she didn't either.
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Trudy Judy's an angel.
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through nursing school.
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of our society.
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Kathy Bates in Misery.
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damn.
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real good examples
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the fact pattern's not great,
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very nice when I met her.
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on with my sister?
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331. What? No. I see you
looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
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332. I am not looking at
Trudy Judy's booty.
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a cutie? Don't be snooty.
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but I'm on duty.
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yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.
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so overprotective.
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she didn't steal those cars.
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in a Bentley
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and a homemade override
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us think you were dead.
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out here stealing cars.
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You steal cars.
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smart lowlife beloved by all.
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on my student loans.
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working together,
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all your signature moves?
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old notebooks.
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Memoir? Do you have title ideas yet?
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The Pontiac Bandit.
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Yeah.
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stealing cars.
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nursing school was paid off,
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Come on, Trudy, let's go home.
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how arresting works.
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Wait, wait.
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a bigger fish?
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you Stefano? Who?
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250GT California you took
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named Stefano Lucas.
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367. He thinks I did it,
and now he wants to kill me.
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368. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea. It's all good.
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so I call him,
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his car back, arrange a drop,
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372. and these guys take him down
or die trying.
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comes out in public.
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for the Nine-Nine.
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376. What do you say, Sarge?
100,000 push-ups?
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for your sister.
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There's just one problem.
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to a fence.
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you screwed me.
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We're down $58.
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Four drinks.
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and find out?
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retire that one
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and make me?
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one thing left to do.
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of fires throughout the city.
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No! We can do this.
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darkest before the dawn.
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and funerals.
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because that is what we are.
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401. And we're not just Amy
and Rosa and Hitchcock and...
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402. So, the fence, Dallas, he works in there.
I don't like him.
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named after a city.
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407. and his last name is Bloom?
Wait a minute.
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408. Did we just realize
something crazy?
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409. No, everyone knows
it's a crazy name.
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410. Now can we just focus
on the meet-up? Fine.
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411. All right, Dallas is creepy
and paranoid,
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412. and he really freaked me out
that last time.
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413. I don't want to go in alone.
Don't worry, kid.
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414. I'll be there right next
to you, as always.
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415. Aw. Sarge, why don't you say
stuff like that to me?
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416. No, look, I do not trust the
Judys going anywhere alone.
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417. Doug, you stay with Jake.
I'll go in with Trudy.
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418. I just need a cover story.
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419. We could say that
you're my boyfriend.
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420. No. No, no, no,
I don't want my little sister
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421. fake-dating some pervert.
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422. What? Why am I a pervert?
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423. Have you ever met
a nice, normal guy
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424. that wears suspenders
every day?
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425. What kind of person
has to tie their pants down
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426. to keep them from flying off?
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427. That's not what suspenders
are for, man.
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428. Guys, we don't have time
to figure out
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429. what suspenders are for,
all right?
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430. Now, Trudy, this is undercover
work. It can be very intense.
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431. Are you sure you can handle it? I mean,
I'll do my best.
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432. Who's this?
This is Deion. He's my man.
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433. Ask me another question,
you simple little barn animal.
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434. Okay, so she can handle it.
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435. Why is your boyfriend here?
Who said boyfriend?
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436. Deion and I freak,
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437. then he shuts
his pretty little mouth
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438. and lets me
handle my business.
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439. I don't like the direction
this is going.
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440. Easy. She's just
playing a part.
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441. Pretty big
age difference here.
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442. Where'd you guys meet?
The club.
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443. Deion was a bouncer,
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444. I wanted him to bounce on me.
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445. What is that?
Is she rubbing on his mic?
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446. The mic that was taped
to his chest?
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447. You should feel these.
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448. They're like
two baseball bases.
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449. Make 'em pop, Daddy.
Daddy's not sure this is the time.
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450. Do it, Daddy!
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451. Ooh, ow, ooh, ow!
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452. Get your hands
off her, pervert!
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453. Judy! Judy!
I tried to stop him.
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454. That's my baby sister
you're caressing.
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455. What? How can I caress her
with my pecs?
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456. Look at those things.
They got thumbs.
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457. Guys, guys, stop!
Where is Dallas?
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458. I think he got spooked
and ran away.
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459. Good job, Doug Judy.
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460. You just cost your sister
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461. a chance at
a reduced sentence.
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462. Oh, no.
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463. Why is my tone so playful?
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464. Why is there
a twinkle in my eye?
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465. Because I just found our 1961
Ferrari 250GT California.
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466. Oh, ho, ho!
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467. Ladies and gents and pervert
Terry, we are in business.
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468. Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up
in the moment there.
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469. Guys, I threw up.
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470. Oh, man, it's over.
We need a miracle.
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471. I'm here.
Captain Holt.
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472. How are you here?
You called me.
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473. You didn't stop calling me.
I didn't call you. Look.
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474. You left 17 voicemails.
Here's one.
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475. Holt.
You got to come save us.
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476. We need a lie to get you here.
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477. Charles, what should I say?
That I got shot in the face.
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478. Oh, and tell him
to bring pizza.
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479. Whoo, Crampon Holt.
We're losing. Yeah.
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480. Why are you dancing?
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481. Oh, I was up to nine-drink Amy,
who speaks French,
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482. and then I hurl... I hurled.
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483. What she's trying to say
is that she vomited,
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484. and now she's back down
to three-drink Amy,
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485. or Amy Dance Pants.
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486. You know it.
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487. My God.
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488. Hitchcock, are you the only
person still making sense?
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489. Yeah. It's bad.
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490. So, are you gonna make
us give up, Clappin?
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491. Or are you here to
tell us to stop? No,
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492. I'm here to help you win.
What is happening? Why is this?
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493. It's something you said
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494. after you had sung
the entirety of a song
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495. called Shake Whatcha
Mama Gave Ya.
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496. You thought you had hung up,
but you hadn't.
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497. Anyway, bye-bye.
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498. What am I doing calling him?
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499. He doesn't care about us
or what we want.
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500. When I heard that,
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501. I thought this bar
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502. but what was actually beneath
me was my own behavior.
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503. I had turned my back on...
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504. Holt, we do not have
time for this.
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505. Just drinky, drinky.
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506. Hank, bring me a Charbonnay.
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507. All right, Stefano should be
here any minute.
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508. I just want to thank you guys
so much for helping me.
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509. I don't deserve your kindness. Hey,
don't be so hard on yourself.
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510. We all make bad decisions
when we're younger.
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511. I was once in a flash mob.
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512. Ew.
Mmm.
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513. Something's off
about this.
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514. I don't like leaving Judy
out there alone.
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515. Relax, we have
a tracker on the car,
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516. a tracker on Doug Judy,
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517. and ESU has
the entire area surrounded.
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518. It's gonna be fine.
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519. We got movement.
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520. Okay, everyone, to your
positions, on my signal.
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521. Hold. Hold. Hold.
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522. Sorry, I started holding
too soon. Let's start over.
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523. Hold. Hold. And...
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524. Everyone, stop holding.
Go, go, go, go!
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525. Where is he?
Where is he?
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526. Got him.
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527. They got Stefano.
No, not Stefano.
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528. The Pontiac Bandit.
Where is... Doug Judy here.
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529. Y'all see that car blow up? Yeah,
we did. Why did you do that?
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530. You think I did that?
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531. Doug Judy does not
work with fire.
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532. Yeah, he's like the Hound
from Game of Thrones.
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533. I am like the Hound.
And you're my Arya.
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534. Right?
Guys.
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535. If Doug Judy didn't blow up
the car, who did?
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536. Trudy Judy.
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537. Damn, sir, you took
that Charbonnay to the house.
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538. How you feeling?
Let me take stock.
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539. My equilibrium is askew,
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540. my vision is
partially impaired,
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541. and I'm clearly
slurring my words.
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542. To put a fine point on it,
your boy is turnt.
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543. Well, well, well,
there's only a minute left,
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544. and you are six bucks down.
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545. I don't think you guys are gonna
make it. Hank, another Charb.
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546. This one's hot.
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547. It was sitting on
the radiator.
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548. He's never gonna make it.
Yes, he will.
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549. Just don't breathe.
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550. Let the liquid
into your lungs.
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551. Five, four, three, two...
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552. Closing time, cops win!
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553. All right, fine,
the bar is yours. But...
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554. We're keeping this. Come on.
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555. Before we all go home
and pass out,
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556. I want to say how sorry I am
that I deserted you earlier.
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557. I want you to know that I care
about you all so very much,
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558. each and every one of you.
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559. Boyle, Santiago,
Diaz, Hitchcock...
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560. All right, I have officers
looking for her.
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561. She was on foot. She couldn't have
gone far.
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562. This is her.
Where are you, Trudy?
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563. In the wind, Dougie.
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564. Okay, that's a cool thing to
say, but what are you doing?
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565. They were gonna
reduce your charges.
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566. Reduced charges
are still charges,
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567. and I can't go to prison.
There are no dudes there,
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568. and I need to smush.
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569. Trudy.
Oh, grow up, Doug.
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570. I'm an adult woman
who's horny all the time.
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571. What is going on?
Oh, are you judging me, ho?
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572. Trudy,
running from the cops is a felony.
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573. That means no more nursing
school. Good. It sucked.
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574. I only went to, like,
one class.
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575. What?
It was boring as hell.
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576. So then I started running
Internet scams.
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577. Then there was identity theft.
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578. I was Queen Latifah for a bit.
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579. Then Lil' Kim.
That was less believable.
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580. But then I found
your old notebooks.
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581. How come you never told me
how much fun car thieving is?
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582. Because I didn't want you
to fall in love with it.
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584. When did you put
the bomb in the Ferrari?
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585. I didn't do it. Dallas did.
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586. And Dallas isn't some criminal
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587. He's my employee.
Say what's up, Dallas.
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588. Wassup?
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589. Named after a city.
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590. The hard part
was trying to figure out
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592. so then I came up with
that whole boyfriend thing,
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593. because I needed
a distraction.
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594. I knew you'd rush in,
all weird and old-fashioned,
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596. How can I caress her
with my pecs?
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597. Look at
those things. They got thumbs.
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to protect me, Doug.
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I got to look out for you.
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600. That's so sweet and also dumb.
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This is awful.
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every time I trick you?
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606. Pretty much.
Yeah, it always hurts.
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607. Wow, I'm sorry, man.
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608. It must be really hard
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a tough relationship,
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611. Hey, Doug,
I'm sorry for not trusting you.
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nothing to do with this.
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613. Oh. So you admit
people can change.
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614. Yes. Bruce Banner's pants
and shirt were correct.
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617. I am so glad I lost this bet.
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618. I never find time
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You're not even sweating.
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620. It's too easy. Get on my back,
Jake. No, I'm not...
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Coming, strong man.
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