1. Okay, we're all set up
in there, Mr. Peralta.Copy !req
2. Just sign here.Copy !req
3. What's all set up?
What's going on?Copy !req
4. Ah, thank you for asking,
Terrence.Copy !req
5. You see, the food
in prison was inedible.Copy !req
6. All I thought
about day and nightCopy !req
7. were the things
I wished I was eating.Copy !req
8. And you, Amy.
I thought about you a lot.Copy !req
9. Sex with you, just,
us doing sex with foreplay.Copy !req
10. Great save, babe. Thanks. And so I
decided to make my food fantasy come true.Copy !req
11. Unbutton your pants
and take off your shoes,Copy !req
12. 'cause there's gonna
be a doinkload of sodiumCopy !req
13. at Freedom Feast 2017.Copy !req
14. We begin where
all great stories begin.Copy !req
15. In the quaint little town
of French Fry Village.Copy !req
16. After that, we're gonna move our
adventure over to Cheeseburger Mountain,Copy !req
17. which consists, you guessed
it, of turkey burgers.Copy !req
18. I'm kidding,
it's cheeseburgers.Copy !req
19. This is kind of just stuffing.
You can avoid that.Copy !req
20. But it's attached to
the Thanksgiving turkey themeCopy !req
21. 'cause I was thinking about
that a lot up in the jail.Copy !req
22. And finally, we have
a big old Passover brisketCopy !req
23. 'cause you know
I loves my mom.Copy !req
24. If you would all take a seat
while I make a toast.Copy !req
25. Kindly raise your two liters.Copy !req
26. To freedom, to you,
and most importantly,Copy !req
27. to orange drank.Copy !req
28. And sex with Amy.
To sex with Amy!Copy !req
29. Sorry. Shouldn't have
said that last part.Copy !req
30. Boink, boink.Copy !req
31. Good morning, sir. Your
expression is inscrutable as always.Copy !req
32. And yours is extremely
scrutable.Copy !req
33. You want something.Copy !req
34. A video game, perhaps?Copy !req
35. Or a fidget spinner? I do
want both of those things,Copy !req
36. but that's not why I'm here.Copy !req
37. I'm back and I'm ready for
a case, so what do you got?Copy !req
38. A murder? A sui?
A murder-sui?Copy !req
39. They often follow
one another.Copy !req
40. Ooh, maybe you've got
an avunculicide up in there?Copy !req
41. The murder of an uncle. I'm surprised
you know what that word means.Copy !req
42. I learned about a lot
of new crimes in prison.Copy !req
43. Those people real bad. You
know you can't work a case yet.Copy !req
44. You've been assigned
to desk duty.Copy !req
45. Oh, please. Don't make me
sit behind a desk all day.Copy !req
46. That's worse than prison. No,
it's not. Prison real bad.Copy !req
47. Those are the rules for anyone
experiencing a traumatic work-lapse.Copy !req
48. It wasn't that traumatic. You just said,
and I quote,Copy !req
49. "Prison real bad." Look,
I'm ready. I'm the same old Jake.Copy !req
50. I don't know why
you have an issue with this.Copy !req
51. Rosa was happy to comply.Copy !req
52. So, what, now I'm just supposed
to do anything that Rosa does?Copy !req
53. I mean, what if she
jumped off a cliff?Copy !req
54. If Rosa were
to jump off a cliff,Copy !req
55. she would've done her
due diligence regardingCopy !req
56. the height of the cliff,
the depth of the water,Copy !req
57. and the angle of entry,
so... Yes.Copy !req
58. If you see Rosa jump off
a cliff, by all means.Copy !req
59. Jump off a cliff.Copy !req
60. You jump off a cliff.
Gladly.Copy !req
61. Provided Rosa did first.Copy !req
62. Hey. Babe.
You forgot your lunch at home.Copy !req
63. Aw, thanks Adrian. You're
the sweetest. Aw, of course.Copy !req
64. I French kissed every slice
of meat in that sandwich.Copy !req
65. Pimento, welcome back.
How was Argentina?Copy !req
66. Eh, it was
kind of boring, actually.Copy !req
67. Although, one funny thing
did happen to me.Copy !req
68. Still feels like you and I
have a different ideaCopy !req
69. about what a funny thing is.Copy !req
70. Right? Anyway.
I should boogie.Copy !req
71. What? Say good-bye to mommy. Ooh,
don't mind if I do.Copy !req
72. All right,
I'm just gonna look over here.Copy !req
73. Okay. They're
doing that thing. Man.Copy !req
74. I think it's still happening.
I'm still hearing it.Copy !req
75. Phew!Copy !req
76. Hang on. Were you creeps
watching that the whole time?Copy !req
77. Well...
Uh...Copy !req
78. I'm just
kidding. I know you were.Copy !req
79. It's like an eclipse.
You should always look at itCopy !req
80. with both eyes wide open.
Full on. You're welcome.Copy !req
81. I love you, babe.Copy !req
82. Love you, too.
Yeah!Copy !req
83. Must be so nice
having Pimento back.Copy !req
84. I mean, you shouldn't
eat that sandwich.Copy !req
85. Something's wrong.
He's acting weird...Copy !req
86. er than normal? Yes.
He's not telling me something.Copy !req
87. You guys did spend
several months apart.Copy !req
88. Maybe it's all in your head.Copy !req
89. Oh.
Bitches be crazy,Copy !req
90. is that what you're saying,
Terry? What? No, no.Copy !req
91. I did not say that.
I would never say that.Copy !req
92. Not cool, Terry.
My relationship's in trouble.Copy !req
93. Terry loves women!Copy !req
94. Women be sane!Copy !req
95. Welcome to the first day of
the rest of your life, desk brother.Copy !req
96. I don't think so.
This is just temporary.Copy !req
97. That's what I said.Copy !req
98. Join us, Jake.Copy !req
99. You know you want to.Copy !req
100. We're going to Wingsluts.Copy !req
101. My God. Charles!Copy !req
102. Charles, Charles, Charles!Copy !req
103. What's wrong?
Going crazy over here, man.Copy !req
104. The only worthwhile thing I've
done today was take a Buzzfeed quizCopy !req
105. about what kind of onion I am.Copy !req
106. Hmm. Vidalia.Copy !req
107. Ah. cipollini. That was
not the point of my story.Copy !req
108. Oh.
Desk duty is a nightmare.Copy !req
109. Name one thing someone
accomplishedCopy !req
110. while sitting behind a desk.
Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery.Copy !req
111. Yeah, but think about how
much faster he would've done itCopy !req
112. if he'd got off his ass
once in a while, right?Copy !req
113. Well, just tell me what
you're working on, huh?Copy !req
114. Before the stapling starts
again, please? Please?Copy !req
115. I don't know if I should.
Charles, Charles, Charles!Copy !req
116. I need this, man.
Just give me a little taste.Copy !req
117. Grand larceny.
No!Copy !req
118. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
119. I just...
I love grand larceny.Copy !req
120. I know.
I didn't wanna bring it up.Copy !req
121. It'll never happen again,
just...Copy !req
122. Who got robbed?
Sneaker store.Copy !req
123. I hope you die!Copy !req
124. Oh! That was way too harsh.Copy !req
125. Charles, forgive me. This is crazy,
right? It doesn't seem fair.Copy !req
126. I should be working this case.Copy !req
127. Yeah.
I will work this case.Copy !req
128. There's gotta be a way to fix
it. and I'm gonna figure it out.Copy !req
129. Are you serious?
Yes.Copy !req
130. Yeah!Copy !req
131. Wow, throwing your file
all over the place, Charles?Copy !req
132. Really immature.
Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
133. I'll go clean it up.Copy !req
134. Well, figured out
what's off with Pimento.Copy !req
135. He's cheating on me.Copy !req
136. No.
Oh, Rosa.Copy !req
137. I found his
credit card statement.Copy !req
138. There's a charge for
a restaurant called La Palapa.Copy !req
139. Two entrees. One flan.Copy !req
140. One flan?
One flan.Copy !req
141. That's cold.
Yeah.Copy !req
142. Cold.
I'm so confused.Copy !req
143. They shared the flan!Copy !req
144. Okay, but... That seems
like a bit of a stretch.Copy !req
145. Nope.
When it comes to cheating,Copy !req
146. you gotta pay attention
to all the signs.Copy !req
147. During my year abroad in Japan,
I learned that the hard way.Copy !req
148. Chiaki...Copy !req
149. There was no Japanese tea sock.
But there was a Japanese man.Copy !req
150. I wasted a year on Chiaki.Copy !req
151. So, what should I do? Maybe
don't jump to conclusions.Copy !req
152. No! Interrogate him!Copy !req
153. Follow the flan, Rosa.Copy !req
154. Follow the flan.
Right.Copy !req
155. Follow the flan.Copy !req
156. Guess what
I'm holding behind my back?Copy !req
157. Before we begin, what are the
parameters of the guessing game?Copy !req
158. How many guesses do I get?
Is there a time limit?Copy !req
159. Forget it.
You ruin everything.Copy !req
160. It's the police code
and ethics manual.Copy !req
161. Chapter four. Page 83.Copy !req
162. You should not have told me.
I never would've guessed it.Copy !req
163. Now I've won.Copy !req
164. This.
This is what I've missed.Copy !req
165. It clearly states that
I can get off of desk dutyCopy !req
166. if I pass a field evaluation
performed by a memberCopy !req
167. of the Municipal Police
Training Council.Copy !req
168. That's right.
It's a loophole.Copy !req
169. Loophole high five.Copy !req
170. Loop...
Hole.Copy !req
171. Loop...
Hole!Copy !req
172. Loop...
Hole!Copy !req
173. Enough. This is
highly inappropriate.Copy !req
174. Did you also see
where it states,Copy !req
175. "If you fail the evaluation,
you will be suspended"?Copy !req
176. I would have to take your gun and
badge. I'm not worried about that.Copy !req
177. I swear to my personal Lord and Savior,
Steph Curry, I'm ready.Copy !req
178. I think you're rushing.
It's a bad idea.Copy !req
179. Doesn't matter. I'm allowed
to demand my own evaluation.Copy !req
180. Yes, but as your
commanding officer,Copy !req
181. I choose the evaluator.
And I choose...Copy !req
182. Me.
Wait. What?Copy !req
183. I'm a qualified member
of the MPTC.Copy !req
184. I'll administer it.
All right. Fine.Copy !req
185. I'll pass your dumb evaluationCopy !req
186. and crack this case.
Bring it on.Copy !req
187. I will.
Good.Copy !req
188. Good.
You're good. But I'm better.Copy !req
189. And I'm gonna ace this thing
before you can even...Copy !req
190. Oh, wait, wait,
what are you writing down?Copy !req
191. Sir?
What are you writing down?Copy !req
192. Charles...
What's he writing?Copy !req
193. Write something good.
Write something good.Copy !req
194. We're just gonna leave. Just
stop writing. We're just gonna leave.Copy !req
195. We're gonna leave. Just
stop writing. Stop writing.Copy !req
196. Unless it's good.
No.Copy !req
197. Is it good?
Is it good?Copy !req
198. We're gonna go. Sir?Copy !req
199. Write something good.
Write something good.Copy !req
200. It looks like the perp
knew what he was after.Copy !req
201. All he took was a shipment
of thousand-dollar,Copy !req
202. limited-edition Weezies
designed by Little Wayne.Copy !req
203. Oh, it's Lil.Copy !req
204. Oh, like Lillian.
No.Copy !req
205. Lillian Wayne. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
206. Captain, I hope you're
wearing your evaluating pants,Copy !req
207. 'cause I'm about to put on
a crime-solving clinic.Copy !req
208. I am wearing my evaluating
pants. What? 'Cause I was just...Copy !req
209. Wait, what are
evaluating pants?Copy !req
210. They have a deep bottom
pocket for my notepad,Copy !req
211. and they don't crease,
which is a must,Copy !req
212. given how much
I squat during an evaluation.Copy !req
213. Mmm-kay, well there were
no witnesses to the crime,Copy !req
214. which is weird since there was
a long line of sneaker-headsCopy !req
215. right outside the window,
and you're actually squatting.Copy !req
216. Just, uh, ignore me.
Unless you can't.Copy !req
217. It's not a problem.
I love ignoring you.Copy !req
218. Don't write that down.
But continuing with the case,Copy !req
219. There were no signs
of forced entry.Copy !req
220. Hmm.
No fingerprints.Copy !req
221. Hmm.
And no DNA evidence.Copy !req
222. Hmm.
Okay, I can't ignore you.Copy !req
223. What are you writing
down there?Copy !req
224. Probably that you're crushing it,
Jake, because you are crushing it.Copy !req
225. Are you trying
to squat a peek?Copy !req
226. Of course I'm trying
to squat a peek,Copy !req
227. but I also might be
solving the case.Copy !req
228. Charles, come take a look at
this. There's a security cameraCopy !req
229. across the street
we didn't see before.Copy !req
230. I have a feeling our answers
are in that footage.Copy !req
231. Squat five.Copy !req
232. Too far.
I'll move closer.Copy !req
233. Still too far.
A little closer.Copy !req
234. Getting closer.
There we go.Copy !req
235. Worth it.Copy !req
236. I followed the flan. I confronted Pimento
about La Palapa and he lied to me.Copy !req
237. He denied ever even
hearing about the restaurant.Copy !req
238. Hmm, that is strange.
And this morning,Copy !req
239. he left the house
in clean clothes.Copy !req
240. He never does that.
Never?Copy !req
241. You need to follow him. Catch
him with his spoon in the flan.Copy !req
242. That's exactly
what I was thinking.Copy !req
243. I need to check out a full
surveillance kit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
244. That's against the rules.
Sarge?Copy !req
245. There are no rules when it comes
to cheating, Amy. I totally agree.Copy !req
246. But unfortunately,
the NYPD does not.Copy !req
247. I can't lend you department
equipment for personal use.Copy !req
248. But there may be a
work-around. Hitchcock!Copy !req
249. You have any surveillance equipment
Rosa can borrow? You mean my creep kit?Copy !req
250. No prob.
Got another one in the car.Copy !req
251. See, Amy? That's what
a real friend looks like.Copy !req
252. Okay.
Security footage came in.Copy !req
253. Let's see what we got.Copy !req
254. Probably a huge break. Well,
let's not put too much pressure on it.Copy !req
255. You're right.
It's probably a dead end.Copy !req
256. Also not helpful. Let's
just watch the footage.Copy !req
257. Yes. Great.
All right, so,Copy !req
258. here we have the camped-out
line of sneaker-heads.Copy !req
259. Not much going on
around midnight.Copy !req
260. Let's just fast-forward.
It's okay.Copy !req
261. Still pretty calm
at around 1:00 a.m.Copy !req
262. That's all right.
Fast forward.Copy !req
263. And also looking a little bit
slow around 3:00 a.m.Copy !req
264. So, basically
it shows nothing.Copy !req
265. Or...Copy !req
266. Does it show everything?Copy !req
267. Ooh! Sorry not sorry. It
was just a stupid pencil.Copy !req
268. It was a gift
from my deceased father.Copy !req
269. A pencil? Your dad
gave pretty bad gifts.Copy !req
270. Although on the other hand,
all my dad ever gave meCopy !req
271. was abandonment issues,
so, potato-tomato.Copy !req
272. But look at this. Right around
4:00 a.m., the line moves down.Copy !req
273. Everyone except
for that blue pup tent,Copy !req
274. which is interesting.Copy !req
275. Oh, my boy's got a hunch.Copy !req
276. He's got bunches of hunches.
I think they didn't move downCopy !req
277. because they didn't care about their place
in line. I believe all they cared aboutCopy !req
278. was the placement
of their tent, which was...Copy !req
279. Right over this manhole cover.Copy !req
280. And I wonder
what's behind this.Copy !req
281. Hayouken!Copy !req
282. Oh, look.Copy !req
283. It's the sneaker store
stock room.Copy !req
284. Whoa.
How does he do it, folks?Copy !req
285. It was a team effort,
Boyle. Humble five? You know it.Copy !req
286. Uh, I couldn't possibly.Copy !req
287. Of course we still have no idea
who was in the blue pup tent.Copy !req
288. You know what?
There is no pleasing you.Copy !req
289. That is accurate.Copy !req
290. What do you want?Copy !req
291. Hey.
Hi, Rosa.Copy !req
292. How's the Pimento
stakeout going?Copy !req
293. Has he done anything
suspicious yet?Copy !req
294. No.
Just regular Pimento stuff.Copy !req
295. Ugh. It's like he's going all
norm-core to through me off the scent.Copy !req
296. Or maybe it could be Pimento
wasn't cheating on you.Copy !req
297. What? You sound like
a real Amy right now.Copy !req
298. Hey...
I know,Copy !req
299. but even a broken Amy
can be right twice a day.Copy !req
300. Hey! We went to lunch at La
Palapa and we shared the flan.Copy !req
301. Oh, so you two
are boning now?Copy !req
302. No!
No!Copy !req
303. The flan's huge.
Everyone shares it.Copy !req
304. The restaurant tells you to.
Hmm.Copy !req
305. Maybe it's time to put
the creep kit away, Rosa.Copy !req
306. Wait.Copy !req
307. Pimento just walked up to
a woman. A female woman?Copy !req
308. Rosa, is it a female woman?Copy !req
309. They just kissed.
Oh, no.Copy !req
310. I'm so sorry, Rosa.
Whatever.Copy !req
311. Hope you enjoyed the flan.Copy !req
312. So, what's this about
a giant flan?Copy !req
313. The manager at the store
recognized the pup tentCopy !req
314. from two previous
sneaker launches.Copy !req
315. And he ID'd the owner
as one Morris Richman.Copy !req
316. Who just so happens
to work for Con Ed,Copy !req
317. on underground
electrical wires.Copy !req
318. He also just so happens
to live a-right a-here.Copy !req
319. You might wanna squat for this,
Mr. Evaluator.Copy !req
320. I decide when
the squatting is necessary.Copy !req
321. This was my choice.Copy !req
322. Can I help you? NYPD.
Are you Morris Richman?Copy !req
323. Yes.
And are those...Copy !req
324. Weezies?
Yes.Copy !req
325. Well done, Peralta.
Thank you.Copy !req
326. But it wasn't me.
It was Steph...Copy !req
327. Working through me.Copy !req
328. What is going on?
Oh, he's been evaluating me.Copy !req
329. It's been up and down,
but this is a clear win.Copy !req
330. Oh, sorry, you mean
what's going on with you?Copy !req
331. You're under arrest for grand
larceny. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
332. Is this about the Weezies?Copy !req
333. A friend gave them to me.Copy !req
334. I'm innocent.
Come on, man, I'm innocent.Copy !req
335. Sure you are, buddy.Copy !req
336. We all know you did it.Copy !req
337. Charles!Copy !req
338. We arrested the wrong guy.
What?Copy !req
339. Morris Richman didn't do it. We
have to fix this right now.Copy !req
340. I'll wait for you
to not be naked.Copy !req
341. This is really bad, Charles. Jake,
can you please spiral a little quieter?Copy !req
342. Nikolaj is still asleep and if he hears
two men arguing in the next room,Copy !req
343. he might think
he's getting sold again.Copy !req
344. Aww, man,
his backstory is so sad. I know.Copy !req
345. Look. I don't know how I
screwed this up, I mean,Copy !req
346. maybe Holt got in my head
with all of his squatting.Copy !req
347. It was a powerful image.
I think I rushed this allCopy !req
348. so I could
pass the evaluation.Copy !req
349. Bottom line,
we arrested the wrong guy.Copy !req
350. What about the pup tent?Copy !req
351. And the manhole?
And he was wearing Weezies.Copy !req
352. Maybe his friend gave them
to him just like he said.Copy !req
353. We have no physical
evidence tying him to the stock room.Copy !req
354. Plus, where are the rest
of the sneakers?Copy !req
355. Okay. So,
do we tell Captain Holt?Copy !req
356. No. Then he'll fail me
and I'll get suspended.Copy !req
357. We gotta solve this
on our own.Copy !req
358. And I think I know how. I
found a lead on the dark web.Copy !req
359. Nice. The dark web.Copy !req
360. It's the only place
you can buy quality bat meat.Copy !req
361. Mmm. Gross.
Anyways, I posted a messageCopy !req
362. looking for Weezies and I
got pointed to MizzBK-Sneaks.Copy !req
363. She put this pic up yesterday.Copy !req
364. Ah. Those are our stolen
shoes. But who's MizzBK-Sneaks?Copy !req
365. Her name is Jenny McFadden.Copy !req
366. She moves her merch out of the
back of a bodega on Willoughby.Copy !req
367. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
All right, one problem.Copy !req
368. If we go to the bodega looking
like detectives, we'll spook her.Copy !req
369. Right you are,
Charles my chum.Copy !req
370. But we won't
look like detectives.Copy !req
371. I brought
all my best sneakers.Copy !req
372. Get your fat,
sweaty feet ready. Yeah.Copy !req
373. We're gonna look
flippity-dippity-fly.Copy !req
374. Hey. So, you doing okay?Copy !req
375. Not really.Copy !req
376. I waited outside that restaurant for
two hours and he never came out.Copy !req
377. Cantaloupe?
I'm good. Amy?Copy !req
378. Also good. Also good.Copy !req
379. I spent the whole night
riding my bike,Copy !req
380. just thinking and riding,
riding and thinking.Copy !req
381. Also, I drank some water
from the stream.Copy !req
382. And what did you figure out? I'm gonna
dump his ass. He should be here any minute.Copy !req
383. Oh, you're gonna do it
at work. That's great.Copy !req
384. There you are.Copy !req
385. Babe, I've been
looking for you all night.Copy !req
386. You didn't come home. 'Cause I knew
if I did, I would stab you in the face.Copy !req
387. Oh, Terry, we have
the thing in the other room.Copy !req
388. Mmm-hmm.
Phone...Copy !req
389. Yeah. Meeting. Uh, work.
Friend lunch. Yep.Copy !req
390. So is this
a sexy stab in the face?Copy !req
391. Or an angry stab in the face?Copy !req
392. Don't play dumb with me.Copy !req
393. I know about your mistress.
I know about La Palapa.Copy !req
394. I know about the flan.Copy !req
395. Babe, wait. Oh, I've been
waiting. I waited all night to do this.Copy !req
396. We're done. It's over.
What? No.Copy !req
397. I don't have a mistress.Copy !req
398. That woman's name
is Señora Reyes.Copy !req
399. She's my Spanish teacher.Copy !req
400. Oh, please.
No, I'm serious.Copy !req
401. The only reason
we were even at La PalapaCopy !req
402. was so I can practice
ordering in Spanish.Copy !req
403. And, by the way...Copy !req
404. It did?Copy !req
405. Oh, my God.Copy !req
406. Oh, my God.Copy !req
407. Adrian, I'm so sorry.
You must be so mad at me.Copy !req
408. What? No, of course
I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
409. Are you kidding? Jealousy's,
like, the hottest emotion.Copy !req
410. Let's do this.
Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
411. All right. This guy
looks like the gatekeeper.Copy !req
412. Just follow my lead.
Okay.Copy !req
413. Hey, how are ya?Copy !req
414. Just grabbing
a couple things.Copy !req
415. Ham puffs, a single tampon,
and a hot rod magazine?Copy !req
416. Know how we do.Copy !req
417. Hey, listen, we're looking
to score some kicks.Copy !req
418. You know where we can
find some? Yeah. The mall.Copy !req
419. The mall. What do we look
like, Jay and Silent Bob?Copy !req
420. Actually, yeah.Copy !req
421. Fair enough. Look,
we're friends with Jenny McFadden.Copy !req
422. Okay.
Well, if that's true,Copy !req
423. tell me what her
favorite shoe is.Copy !req
424. Old school Impala All-Stars.Copy !req
425. Okay. I'll go get her.
Great.Copy !req
426. I can't believe that worked.Copy !req
427. I just guessed the coolest
shoe I knew and I was right.Copy !req
428. Nope, he's running away.Copy !req
429. Ugh, these shoes
are so uncomfortable!Copy !req
430. They're dress sneakers,
you're not supposed to run in them.Copy !req
431. Freeze!Copy !req
432. NYPD. Let me see your hands.Copy !req
433. I didn't do anything.
Then why were you running?Copy !req
434. I didn't want any trouble.
I have two priors.Copy !req
435. Where is Jenny McFadden?
There is no Jenny McFadden.Copy !req
436. That's a cover for the dude
who steals the shoes.Copy !req
437. His name is Morris Richman.
Oh, no.Copy !req
438. No, no, no, no, no.
Why are you freaking out?Copy !req
439. This is great. You were right
all along. It was Morris Richman.Copy !req
440. You'll definitely pass
your evaluation now.Copy !req
441. Yeah, the only thing is...Copy !req
442. You let Morris Richman go?Copy !req
443. Single tampon?Copy !req
444. I am in shock, Peralta. I can't
believe you released Morris Richman.Copy !req
445. We have evidence. Great
evidence that Jake found.Copy !req
446. Exactly, which makes it even
worse that he let him go.Copy !req
447. That's not fair. I was trying to help,
but he tricked me.Copy !req
448. You blew this case.
You bungled your evaluation,Copy !req
449. and you never retrieved
my father's pencil.Copy !req
450. Sir, I am happy to get you a
new pencil. It won't be the same.Copy !req
451. And now you're just standing here,
mum as a mouse.Copy !req
452. Have you nothing to say
for yourself?Copy !req
453. I can explain.
Of course he can.Copy !req
454. My boy's got bunches of
explunches. Hit 'em, Jake.Copy !req
455. I'm not ready to be back.Copy !req
456. You should suspend me.
What?Copy !req
457. Look,
when we arrested RichmanCopy !req
458. and he said he didn't do it,
I just...Copy !req
459. I couldn't stop
thinking about it.Copy !req
460. I mean, what if he was telling
the truth? What if he was innocentCopy !req
461. and I was putting
an innocent man in jail?Copy !req
462. It's just... Feels a lot harder for
me to put another human beingCopy !req
463. in prison after
experiencing it myself.Copy !req
464. It's really horrible.Copy !req
465. Look, I wanted
to be back in the field,Copy !req
466. because I wanted
to be the old me,Copy !req
467. but the truth is,
I'm not the old me yet.Copy !req
468. Maybe I never will be.Copy !req
469. Anyways, I'm gonna
go cry in the bathroom.Copy !req
470. Peace out, homies.Copy !req
471. Hey. What's going on?Copy !req
472. I thought
everything worked out.Copy !req
473. Is there a reason
you're still upset?Copy !req
474. What makes you
think I'm upset?Copy !req
475. The giant hole
you carved into the table.Copy !req
476. Oops. Didn't notice.Copy !req
477. There. Fixed it.
Look, I get it.Copy !req
478. You feel guilty about accusing
him of cheating. That's on me.Copy !req
479. I encouraged you because of
all my unresolved Chiaki issues.Copy !req
480. No, it's not that,
it's just...Copy !req
481. Last night, when I ended
things with Adrian,Copy !req
482. I had this huge feeling
of relief.Copy !req
483. It's the first time in a long
time that I felt like myself again.Copy !req
484. Oh, Rosa. I think I got so worked
up about him cheating on meCopy !req
485. because I wanted it
to be true.Copy !req
486. I needed an excuse
to end things.Copy !req
487. And now
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
488. I think
you do know what to do.Copy !req
489. Thanks, Amy.Copy !req
490. I have no idea
what she's gonna doCopy !req
491. but that's the safest way
to give Rosa advice. Yep.Copy !req
492. Packing your desk.
That's a major downer.Copy !req
493. Yeah, so why are you smiling
like that? We found Morris Richman.Copy !req
494. Nuh-uh, Jake found him.Copy !req
495. We talked about this, Boyle. We agreed
that if you couldn't keep it together,Copy !req
496. you couldn't be a
part of this. I'll be good.Copy !req
497. We went through
your case file,Copy !req
498. and everything
we needed was there.Copy !req
499. Richman's aliases,
his known associates,Copy !req
500. and an address in Queens
that he used as a safe house.Copy !req
501. The 2-7 just picked him up.
Tell him the other stuff. Tell him.Copy !req
502. Tell him now.Copy !req
503. Yeah. I can't be here.Copy !req
504. When you demanded
to be put back in the field,Copy !req
505. I worried that you were being
flippant about your time in prison.Copy !req
506. I thought you would
be reckless, but I was wrong.Copy !req
507. Prison has made you
more cautious.Copy !req
508. Yeah, but what if
I'm too cautious now?Copy !req
509. I mean, I used to see
everything as black and white,Copy !req
510. and now,
it's looking real gray to me.Copy !req
511. I wish every cop had a voice in their
head asking, what if he's innocent?Copy !req
512. You see it as weakness,
but it means you're growing.Copy !req
513. It makes you
a better detective.Copy !req
514. So,
you passed your evaluation.Copy !req
515. You can go back in the field.
Oh.Copy !req
516. Well,Copy !req
517. Thank you for passing me.Copy !req
518. But I actually feel like I need
a little bit more time to readjust.Copy !req
519. I think I should ride the desk
for a few more weeks.Copy !req
520. I respect that.Copy !req
521. Okay, Charles, you can come hug
us now. We know you're still there.Copy !req
522. I never left.Copy !req
523. Thank you for understanding.
Yeah.Copy !req
524. Oh. Look.Copy !req
525. Oh, boy.Copy !req
526. Here's your blood back.
Mmm.Copy !req
527. Well, in that case,Copy !req
528. I guess you should have
your blood back too.Copy !req
529. What? How did you get this? You know, I
might want a couple minutes up here alone.Copy !req
530. Just to kinda process this,
you know.Copy !req
531. Of course.Copy !req
532. So, how'd it go? It actually
went surprisingly well...Copy !req
533. No! Rosa!Copy !req
534. Honestly, this is the best
I could've asked for.Copy !req