1. I am so sick of this city.Copy !req
2. I go into a coffee shop,Copy !req
3. and as soon as everybody seesCopy !req
4. that I'm a cop,
they stop talkingCopy !req
5. and they avoid
eye contact with me.Copy !req
6. One lady even walked out.Copy !req
7. I am just so tired
of being treatedCopy !req
8. like the enemy...
Hey, Hitchcock?Copy !req
9. Your penis is hanging out.Copy !req
10. Oh. Well,
that's a relief.Copy !req
11. All right, there are
seven days until the wedding,Copy !req
12. so we are officially
transitioningCopy !req
13. from the "Month Of"
binder to...Copy !req
14. "Week Of" binder.
My goodness.Copy !req
15. They're getting bigger.
You should seeCopy !req
16. the honeymoon binder.
Ooh.Copy !req
17. Is there a tab for sex stuff?Copy !req
18. Several. And
they're cascading.Copy !req
19. Yeah, they are.
Today's our only day offCopy !req
20. before Saturday.
We have 24 hoursCopy !req
21. to accomplish a week's worth
of wedding prep.Copy !req
22. This is what getting
married is all about.Copy !req
23. And spending your life
with your soul mate.Copy !req
24. Uh-huh. Hey, Rosa,Copy !req
25. why do you have a picture
of Sergio Mindar up?Copy !req
26. Facial recognition picked
him up at JFK yesterday.Copy !req
27. He finally resurfaced
after seven years.Copy !req
28. Who's Sergio Mindar?
The bane of my existence.Copy !req
29. Bane from Batman.
Right?Copy !req
30. Continue.Copy !req
31. He's a ruthless killer
who built a meth empire.Copy !req
32. We were tracking him
for weeks,Copy !req
33. but he kept getting away.Copy !req
34. Finally, we cornered him
in a warehouse.Copy !req
35. Every exist was covered
and he just vanished.Copy !req
36. Then he sent us a postcard
from Paraguay a year laterCopy !req
37. just to taunt us.
It was diabolical.Copy !req
38. Yeah, it was full
of grammar errors...Copy !req
39. And other taunts that
normal people care about.Copy !req
40. That was the first time
I was the primary on a case.Copy !req
41. The fact that I let him
get away still haunts me.Copy !req
42. He's been in
every dream I've hadCopy !req
43. for the last seven years.Copy !req
44. Even the one
you told me aboutCopy !req
45. where you're
flying on a marshmallow?Copy !req
46. Who do you think was ridingCopy !req
47. the jellybean I was chasing?
Mindar.Copy !req
48. Well, you won't
be haunted any longerCopy !req
49. because we're gonna catch him.Copy !req
50. Rosa, I'm working
this case with you.Copy !req
51. Jake, I know we have a ton
of wedding stuff to do, but...Copy !req
52. No, no,
no. You absolutely have to do this.Copy !req
53. He's your white whale.
He's your Johnny Franzia.Copy !req
54. Who?
My archnemesis?Copy !req
55. Johnny Franzia?
The guy who's beenCopy !req
56. tormenting me with
a deck of cards for years?Copy !req
57. "Looks like
deuces are wild, Peralta"?Copy !req
58. Seriously? I feel like I talkCopy !req
59. about him constantly,
but it doesn't matter.Copy !req
60. You definitely have to go.
I'll handle the wedding stuff.Copy !req
61. Are you sure? It's a lot
to get done in one day.Copy !req
62. Absolutely.
You work the case,Copy !req
63. and hey, if you guys need
any pointersCopy !req
64. on a cool high five
or something, I could...Copy !req
65. Well, if you need
any suggestions, let me know.Copy !req
66. This all looks fine.
Charles, shh.Copy !req
67. I wasn't talking.
Shh!Copy !req
68. Olivia Crawford just
got off the elevator.Copy !req
69. My rival for
the commissionership?Copy !req
70. She's here right now?
I've got to come upCopy !req
71. with a confident
opening salvo.Copy !req
72. Think, Raymond. Think.Copy !req
73. Hello, Raymond.
Olivia.Copy !req
74. You have a little bit of...Copy !req
75. Goop in your eye.Copy !req
76. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
77. I'm sorry to barge
in like this,Copy !req
78. but I have a source
on the nominating committee.Copy !req
79. They're making
their recommendationCopy !req
80. to the mayor at the end
of next week,Copy !req
81. and it seems that John KellyCopy !req
82. is going to beat out
both of us.Copy !req
83. Big shocker.Copy !req
84. The straight white man
wins again.Copy !req
85. Exactly.
Amen.Copy !req
86. That was my complaintCopy !req
87. about Owen winning
Top Chef JrCopy !req
88. and you guys all acted
like I was crazy.Copy !req
89. Half of the committee
supports John Kelly,Copy !req
90. and the other half is divided
between the two of us.Copy !req
91. We're splitting the vote.
So for either of usCopy !req
92. to have a chance,
one of us needs to step aside.Copy !req
93. Exactly.
You should drop out.Copy !req
94. is what you said
to yourselfCopy !req
95. in the mirror this morningCopy !req
96. instead of checking
your eye for goop.Copy !req
97. And I agree.
You should drop out.Copy !req
98. is what you said
to yourself in the mirrorCopy !req
99. this morning while
polishing your head.Copy !req
100. Don't you think it's time
New York hadCopy !req
101. its first female commissioner?Copy !req
102. What about its first openly
gay commissioner?Copy !req
103. Yes, that would
be vital and importantCopy !req
104. if you weren't
one million years old.Copy !req
105. You do know that exaggeration
is the huckster's crutch?Copy !req
106. Also, I come off
quite youthful.Copy !req
107. You just said
"huckster's crutch."Copy !req
108. Step aside... Grandpa.Copy !req
109. Hey, hey, Sarge.Copy !req
110. Large and in charge
like El DeBarge.Copy !req
111. Quick "quesht".Copy !req
112. How would you like to spend
your day off with meCopy !req
113. doing an endless list
of wedding tasks?Copy !req
114. I can see from your eyes
you're excited.Copy !req
115. No way. Sharon
and the girls are goingCopy !req
116. on a playdate all day
and I'm going to see a movieCopy !req
117. for grown-ups.
No talking animalsCopy !req
118. and tons of cuss words.Copy !req
119. I know cuss words.
Come with me and I'll cussCopy !req
120. at you all day long,
you big piece of crap.Copy !req
121. Yeah, that sounds fun,
but I'm gonnaCopy !req
122. stick with the movie.
No, no, no.Copy !req
123. Please don't do that.
Look...Copy !req
124. I promised Amy I could
get everything done,Copy !req
125. and I definitely can't.
Breaking promises is howCopy !req
126. marriages end,
not how they start!Copy !req
127. What is that?
I have 143 tasksCopy !req
128. to get through
in the next 12 hours.Copy !req
129. I set a recurring alarm
so I know how fastCopy !req
130. I should be moving.
Well, how's that going?Copy !req
131. Not well. I'm already
three tasks behindCopy !req
132. and the alarms keep piling up.
It's kind of making me feelCopy !req
133. a little bit stressed out.
Please help me, Sarge.Copy !req
134. Please. Come on,
you're, like,Copy !req
135. the best husband ever.Copy !req
136. You're like the Tiger Woods
of being a husband.Copy !req
137. What he was to golf, not what
he was to being a husband.Copy !req
138. Terry's husband game
is flawless.Copy !req
139. Okay,
I'm in... But you owe me. Yes!Copy !req
140. Anything you want.
Now, let's roll out,Copy !req
141. you friggin' dick!Copy !req
142. Wait, you don't have
to cuss at me, man.Copy !req
143. No, it's too late.
It's already locked in.Copy !req
144. God, looking at
these old filesCopy !req
145. is really bringing back
some memories.Copy !req
146. Sergio's evil voice,
his stupid face...Copy !req
147. His delicious aroma.Copy !req
148. Man, I hated
how good he smelled.Copy !req
149. I know. That jerk smelled
like an English garden.Copy !req
150. He almost made me quit
the force, but my God,Copy !req
151. I could breathe him in
for days.Copy !req
152. Why do you think
he came back?Copy !req
153. According to
this picture from JFK,Copy !req
154. he's taking the bus,
so I'm guessingCopy !req
155. he's out of money in Paraguay.
Right.Copy !req
156. Didn't his number two say
he had to leave a bunchCopy !req
157. of his cash behind
before he fled?Copy !req
158. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
159. Sergio's getting on the B1 5.
That goes to Bed-StuyCopy !req
160. via Garvey Avenue,
where he hadCopy !req
161. a hideout in
an old brownstone.Copy !req
162. I don't know.
You think he's dumb enoughCopy !req
163. to go back there?
Yeah, I do.Copy !req
164. You know why?Copy !req
165. 'Cause he forgot
who was on his tail.Copy !req
166. Nope, he remembered.Copy !req
167. And he used
the wrong "you're"Copy !req
168. and the wrong "too"!
Son of a bitch!Copy !req
169. Ugh! Damn it,
he still smells great.Copy !req
170. How is this guy always
one step ahead of us?Copy !req
171. God, I hate him!Copy !req
172. Ow! My noggin!
Oh, no.Copy !req
173. It's happening again.Copy !req
174. This is exactly
like last time.Copy !req
175. No, it's not.
What makes you say that?Copy !req
176. God, I hate him!Copy !req
177. Ow! My noggin!Copy !req
178. Okay, fine. But not
everything is the same.Copy !req
179. Honestly, the only thing that's
different is Hitchcock's hair.Copy !req
180. Ow! My noggin!Copy !req
181. How dare you, Diaz?Copy !req
182. Oh, I miss that toupee.
You know it was a reversible?Copy !req
183. No, you know
what else is different?Copy !req
184. We're better cops now.
Look, Sergio knewCopy !req
185. that we knew about
that hideout.Copy !req
186. It was listed in his
original arrest warrant.Copy !req
187. Right. We need to
find a connectionCopy !req
188. to him that he doesn't know
that we know about.Copy !req
189. Wait.Copy !req
190. What about
his grandmother?Copy !req
191. She was the last person
he visitedCopy !req
192. before he fled.
I don't know.Copy !req
193. I'm just not sure
we'll be able to getCopy !req
194. some old bag to
squeal on her grandson.Copy !req
195. Clearly, you've never
seen me with the elderly.Copy !req
196. They love me.Copy !req
197. I can talk about coupons for days,
son.Copy !req
198. That's right,
you're looking at a senior queen.Copy !req
199. What is that? That's
not a widely-used term.Copy !req
200. Jake, you gotta
pick a napkin.Copy !req
201. The binder said
they should be beige.Copy !req
202. I didn't realize there'd
be 45 different shades.Copy !req
203. "Chanterelle,"
"desert whimsy,"filbert husk"?Copy !req
204. Words have no more
meaning, Terry.Copy !req
205. We're running
out of time, man.Copy !req
206. You gotta make a call.
But what if I choose wrong?Copy !req
207. That's a terrible way
to start off a marriage.Copy !req
208. People won't even watch
our first dance.Copy !req
209. They're gonna be too busy
laughing at the napkins.Copy !req
210. Okay. Maybe I can
narrow it down.Copy !req
211. Uh, I think I don't like
desert whimsy.Copy !req
212. Okay. Why did
you pause like thatCopy !req
213. before you said "okay"?
Was that secretlyCopy !req
214. your favorite one?
Look, you know AmyCopy !req
215. better than anyone.
You just have toCopy !req
216. trust your gut.
What is your gut telling you?Copy !req
217. That I'm a terrible
napkin chooserCopy !req
218. and will therefore be
a horrible spouse.Copy !req
219. That is not your gut.
That is your crazy,Copy !req
220. nonsense brain.
Trust me, Jake.Copy !req
221. You know the right
napkin. Is it this one?Copy !req
222. With that
crimping? No way.Copy !req
223. Oh, my God,
what did I just do?Copy !req
224. You listened to your gut!Copy !req
225. Yes! I have a gut!
My groom gut!Copy !req
226. Every groom has one.
You just had to find yours.Copy !req
227. Okay, I can do this.
Uh, this one's too big.Copy !req
228. This is too scratchy.
This one is shedding.Copy !req
229. This one's too rustic.
Am I using that term right?Copy !req
230. Yes, you're doing it!
It is too rustic!Copy !req
231. This one. Classy,
but very absorbent.Copy !req
232. Simple, and it won't clash
with our color scheme.Copy !req
233. It's perfect!
We'll take it!Copy !req
234. Groom gut!
Groom gut!Copy !req
235. Did you hear anything
from Olivia?Copy !req
236. She's not gonna step down,
and neither am I.Copy !req
237. We're at an impasse.
Okay.Copy !req
238. Well, Gina and I have been
discussing the situationCopy !req
239. and we think we know
what you need to do.Copy !req
240. Oh? What is that?
Whisper campaign.Copy !req
241. It's the best way
to bring down an enemyCopy !req
242. if you don't wanna
get your hands dirty.Copy !req
243. How do you think I stole
the cheese club presidencyCopy !req
244. away from Bruce?
Whisper.Copy !req
245. I heard
he thought CamembertCopy !req
246. was goat cheese.Copy !req
247. And how do you think
I got JanetCopy !req
248. and her horrible daughter
Dakota to drop outCopy !req
249. of baby bongos class?
Whispers.Copy !req
250. I heard Dakota has
foot and mouth disease.Copy !req
251. Sir, you have to give us
permission to do this.Copy !req
252. Weaponize our sweet
little mouths.Copy !req
253. Ugh, how are we on
the same side of this?Copy !req
254. This is not a strategy
I'd normally entertain,Copy !req
255. however,
challenging Olivia publiclyCopy !req
256. is out of the question, so
what do you have in mind?Copy !req
257. Whispers.
Yes, I know,Copy !req
258. but what specifically
are the wordsCopy !req
259. that you would be whispering?Copy !req
260. She lied on her resume.Copy !req
261. She's a shoplifter.
She planted evidence.Copy !req
262. She seduced a priest.
She pads her stats.Copy !req
263. She's sort of stanky,
I heard.Copy !req
264. No, no. I wanna be commissionerCopy !req
265. of the NYPD, but I want
to achieve it honorably.Copy !req
266. There has to be another way.Copy !req
267. There isn't.Copy !req
268. Whispers.Copy !req
269. So Louise Mindar is
right over there, officers.Copy !req
270. Oh, please don't
call us that.Copy !req
271. We're undercover.
Yeah, we're pretendingCopy !req
272. we like old people
and don't think they're gross.Copy !req
273. Some of us
aren't pretending.Copy !req
274. I think the elderly
are treasures to society.Copy !req
275. Actually, from experience,
she is more right.Copy !req
276. You definitely shouldn't
be working here,Copy !req
277. but thank you for your help.Copy !req
278. All right, Rosa, time for
some senior seduction.Copy !req
279. Hello, Mrs. Mindar.
We're from Sunset for Seniors,Copy !req
280. and we're here
to brighten your day.Copy !req
281. Where's my regular girl?
Oh, she's sick.Copy !req
282. Appendicitis.Copy !req
283. Oh, Frank's niece
just had that.Copy !req
284. Hi, I'm Eunice.
Hi, Eunice.Copy !req
285. We're talking to Louise.
Oh...Copy !req
286. So, I have a really fun
activity for today.Copy !req
287. We are going to...
You know what?Copy !req
288. I was wrong. Frank's
niece had a botched uterus.Copy !req
289. Thank you
for that visual, Eunice.Copy !req
290. I thought we could do
an oral history projectCopy !req
291. on your family.
Wouldn't that be a hoot?Copy !req
292. Oh, I guess so.Copy !req
293. Well, I was born during
the Depression,Copy !req
294. and I had to sleep in a
dresser drawer till I was three.Copy !req
295. Yeah, this is more of
a recent history.Copy !req
296. Like, in the last week or so,
have you had any visitsCopy !req
297. from family?
I don't have any relatives,Copy !req
298. except for my grandson,Copy !req
299. who I haven't seen
in seven years.Copy !req
300. Thank you for
reminding me of that.Copy !req
301. Yeah, we all have
family problems.Copy !req
302. The question is,
are you going to see him soon?Copy !req
303. How do I know?
He never calls me.Copy !req
304. My turn. I was born
in the Depression too,Copy !req
305. but we were
extremely rich.Copy !req
306. We had a chambermaid.
Not now, Eunice.Copy !req
307. Okay, so we are
way behind.Copy !req
308. Picking out napkins took up
a shockingly large partCopy !req
309. of the day, which is funny,
because in my regular life,Copy !req
310. I don't use napkins ever.
That's gross,Copy !req
311. but the good news is,
your groom gut is all fired up.Copy !req
312. She sure is,
and she's hungry for tasks.Copy !req
313. Your groom gut is a woman?
Yeah, why?Copy !req
314. I think it's really cool.
Oh, thanks!Copy !req
315. All right, let's
crush this list.Copy !req
316. Calla lilies?
Do you think I'm planningCopy !req
317. a funeral?
I want dahlias.Copy !req
318. No, no, no.
Brown sprinklesCopy !req
319. at the ice cream bar?Copy !req
320. Do you think
I'm planning a funeral?Copy !req
321. Give me rainbow!Copy !req
322. Mini lamb shanks?Copy !req
323. Do you think
I'm planning a funeral?Copy !req
324. Swap 'em out for
some tiny tuna tacos.Copy !req
325. Why do you keep saying
the funeral thing?Copy !req
326. Because my groom gut
has a catchphrase.Copy !req
327. Doy.Copy !req
328. Hey, Sarge, look at this!Copy !req
329. I cleared all my alarms.
We're amazing!Copy !req
330. Should we start a business
where we just becomeCopy !req
331. professional choosers?
We could call it...Copy !req
332. "Pro-Choice Industries."
Jake?Copy !req
333. You're right. That name
is needlessly political,Copy !req
334. but the business
idea is solid. No,Copy !req
335. I'm not talking about that.
All those decisions you made?Copy !req
336. You are way over budget.Copy !req
337. Oh,
no. My groom gut is a fancy bitch.Copy !req
338. Well, our only lead
turned to crap.Copy !req
339. Let me go back in there.
I just need a little more timeCopy !req
340. with Louise.
Did you see Eunice?Copy !req
341. She was practically
humping my leg.Copy !req
342. No, dude, it's over.
We lost Sergio.Copy !req
343. Oh, God, I just wanna
crush something.Copy !req
344. Look, we will find him.
No, we won't.Copy !req
345. I thought I was a better cop
than I was seven years ago,Copy !req
346. but I'm not.
I'm still the same loserCopy !req
347. who lost him back then.
Stupid loser!Copy !req
348. That's very wasteful.Copy !req
349. Thank you for your wisdom.
Greatest generation.Copy !req
350. Look, you didn't lose him
back then.Copy !req
351. Yes, I did.
I had him corneredCopy !req
352. and I lost him.
No. I lost him.Copy !req
353. I'm the one who let him
get away the first time.Copy !req
354. What?
When we had him corneredCopy !req
355. in that warehouse,
you told me to cover the back.Copy !req
356. I thought I heard something on
the roof and I left my post.Copy !req
357. You always wondered
how he got away?Copy !req
358. I let him.
It was my fault.Copy !req
359. And I never told you.
Seriously?Copy !req
360. Hey, Louise Mindar has
been signed out of the buildingCopy !req
361. for a therapy appointment,
but she doesn't do therapyCopy !req
362. and hasn't left
the premises in years.Copy !req
363. Oh, my God, she must
be going to see Sergio.Copy !req
364. Maybe.
Definitely!Copy !req
365. Rosa, we have a lead!
We finally have a lead!Copy !req
366. Whatever.
I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
367. Let's go.Copy !req
368. That seems like a good
thing. Why isn't she happier?Copy !req
369. There's a lot going on
that I can't explain, Ezra!Copy !req
370. But thank you.
Seriously, you saved the day.Copy !req
371. Look at us.Copy !req
372. Following an old lady,Copy !req
373. about to catch
our white whale.Copy !req
374. Ah, just another exciting day
for the sleuth sisters.Copy !req
375. That's a name
I just came up with.Copy !req
376. If you like it, stay silent.Copy !req
377. Good, I like it too.
That's our name forever.Copy !req
378. Oh, that's weird.Copy !req
379. The nursing home's
calling me. Hello?Copy !req
380. Hello, this is Eunice,Copy !req
381. the lady from the home
with the chambermaid.Copy !req
382. Yes.
I mentioned Frank's niece'sCopy !req
383. botched uterus.
We know who you are, Eunice.Copy !req
384. What can I help you with?
You said to call youCopy !req
385. if I saw anything peculiar.
Mmm-hmm?Copy !req
386. There's a very strange man
in Louise's room,Copy !req
387. digging around
while she's away.Copy !req
388. Isn't that peculiar?
Can I put you on hold?Copy !req
389. Is there music?Copy !req
390. I love the mu...Copy !req
391. I bet that's Sergio.Copy !req
392. I bet he set up
this whole Louise thingCopy !req
393. as a distraction to get us
out of the nursing homeCopy !req
394. because that's where
he stashed his cashCopy !req
395. before he went to Paraguay.Copy !req
396. Damn it, I wish there
was some way to knowCopy !req
397. if that peculiar man
was Sergio.Copy !req
398. Eunice, what did
the man smell like?Copy !req
399. Like an English garden.Copy !req
400. Okay, I have a plan
to get us back on budget.Copy !req
401. I got my groom gut to agree
to a more basic wine package.Copy !req
402. Basic meaning simple,
or basic meaning "basic"?Copy !req
403. Basic meaning "basic," Terry.Copy !req
404. We're drinking the wine with
the foot on the label,Copy !req
405. but it's a huge savings
and we can make up the restCopy !req
406. if we just assemble
the gift bags ourselves.Copy !req
407. Okay, we can do that.Copy !req
408. How much work can that
possibly be?Copy !req
409. Here are Amy's instructions.Copy !req
410. "Place eight Jordan almonds,
two pink, two blue,Copy !req
411. "two white, and two purple
at the centerCopy !req
412. "of the organza square.
Draw the corners to a pointCopy !req
413. "and use
the two-centimeter ribbonCopy !req
414. "to cinch into a mini-bag."
Good Lord.Copy !req
415. That doesn't sound so bad.
That's step one... Of 38.Copy !req
416. We don't have time for that!
We need help.Copy !req
417. We need to hire a team.
I know,Copy !req
418. but there's no money
in the budget.Copy !req
419. Unless... Maybe we could
find peopleCopy !req
420. that were willing to work for
something other than money.Copy !req
421. Hey, Hitchcock and Scully!
How would you two likeCopy !req
422. to earn some candy almonds?Copy !req
423. You got our attention.Copy !req
424. Water bottle.
Nut assortment.Copy !req
425. Local jam.
Jake and Amy cookie.Copy !req
426. Cone of pretzels.
Jordan almonds, and...Copy !req
427. Aspirin for
the morning after.Copy !req
428. Cake pops.
And cinch and...Copy !req
429. Done.
Blink.Copy !req
430. Mmm.
Block.Copy !req
431. Sir, Olivia Crawford
is on her way up.Copy !req
432. I know.
I invited her.Copy !req
433. Did you change your mind
about the whispering?Copy !req
434. 'Cause we came up
with some dandies.Copy !req
435. I heard she's a day drinker.Copy !req
436. I heard she doesn't like me.Copy !req
437. I actually did hear that.
Officer Thomas told me.Copy !req
438. I told you I wouldn't
be doing that.Copy !req
439. I've come up with
a different planCopy !req
440. and I've implemented it.
Raymond.Copy !req
441. Hello.Copy !req
442. You have goop in your eye.
No, I don't.Copy !req
443. I rinsed my eyes
before you arrived.Copy !req
444. Fine. What's this about?Copy !req
445. I wanted to let you know
that I've thought it over,Copy !req
446. and I've been
acting selfishly.Copy !req
447. I wasn't considering
what's best for this city.Copy !req
448. That's why,
before you got here,Copy !req
449. I sent a letter
withdrawing my nameCopy !req
450. from the commissioner's race.
What?Copy !req
451. No!
You're young and smartCopy !req
452. and progressive
and a hell of a lot betterCopy !req
453. than John Kelly.
I've been waitingCopy !req
454. my entire career for
a commissioner like you.Copy !req
455. Captain...
If I have to beCopy !req
456. the bigger person to open
the doors to change, then...Copy !req
457. I also felt bad.Copy !req
458. And I also sent in a letterCopy !req
459. withdrawing my name
from contention.Copy !req
460. We just made John Kelly
commissioner.Copy !req
461. Not if we get those letters
back before anyone reads them.Copy !req
462. Are you too old to run?
Are you too inexperiencedCopy !req
463. to know that power-walking
is a far more efficientCopy !req
464. and sustainable method
of hurrying?Copy !req
465. Burn.Copy !req
466. Wow!Copy !req
467. We're actually gonna
get these gift bagsCopy !req
468. to the venue before they
close. Thank you, Terry.Copy !req
469. Don't thank me.Copy !req
470. Hitchcock and Scully
did more than I did.Copy !req
471. Yeah, but you had to hold
your hand near their mouthsCopy !req
472. when you fed them
those almonds.Copy !req
473. And that's scary.
We're like snapping turtles.Copy !req
474. Exactly. All right,
let's get going.Copy !req
475. Those chocolates
are gonna melt.Copy !req
476. Oop. Open up.Copy !req
477. I gave you the keys.
Oh, right.Copy !req
478. Um... Oh, no.
Where did I put them?Copy !req
479. Let's see.
I had them in my left hand,Copy !req
480. and then I went
to open the trunk,Copy !req
481. so I switched
to my right hand.Copy !req
482. Oh, but then I had to sneeze,
and I thought,Copy !req
483. "I don't want to sneeze
on these keys."Copy !req
484. Dr. Seuss. Not really,
but should be.Copy !req
485. Do not sneeze on my keys.
Do not wheeze on my keys.Copy !req
486. Do not sneeze on your knees
on my keys, if you please.Copy !req
487. Jake, could you please move
along on this thought journey?Copy !req
488. Yeah, right, sorry.
Okay, so then I put themCopy !req
489. on top of a plastic tub,
which is...Copy !req
490. Locked inside the car.Copy !req
491. The keys are locked
inside the car!Copy !req
492. Why?Copy !req
493. He's gone.
Look at the vent.Copy !req
494. We were right.
He came back for the cash.Copy !req
495. Hi, it's Eunice,
the lady with the chambermaid.Copy !req
496. Yes, Eunice,
we know who you are.Copy !req
497. That man is
in the hall right now.Copy !req
498. What?
Ooh.Copy !req
499. He's heading
for the back exit!Copy !req
500. Look!
There's Sergio.Copy !req
501. Damn it!
He's getting away again.Copy !req
502. Not this time, partner.
See you on the ground.Copy !req
503. What?
You're mine, Sergio!Copy !req
504. Ow!Copy !req
505. Did he get away?Copy !req
506. Yes. Very easily.Copy !req
507. What the hell
were you thinking?Copy !req
508. You're lucky you just
dislocated your knee.Copy !req
509. How do you know
it's dislocated?Copy !req
510. I went to med school
for three years.Copy !req
511. You did? When?
That's not the point!Copy !req
512. Why did you jump off
the building?Copy !req
513. I was trying to make upCopy !req
514. for letting him get away
seven years ago.Copy !req
515. What? I don't care about that.Copy !req
516. You had an instinct.
You followed itCopy !req
517. and you were wrong.
That happens to everybody.Copy !req
518. I care that you lied to me.Copy !req
519. It's just...Copy !req
520. We didn't know each
other well back then,Copy !req
521. and, to be honest,
when I first got to the Nine-Nine,Copy !req
522. I was a little intimidated
by you.Copy !req
523. Good. Go on.Copy !req
524. And then it got more and
more awkward to bring up,Copy !req
525. so I never did.Copy !req
526. I just hoped that we'd catch
him eventuallyCopy !req
527. and you'd never be tipped off
to the fact that I let him go.Copy !req
528. Oh!Copy !req
529. What are you doing with
your face and your voice?Copy !req
530. I had an epiphany
and I got real excited.Copy !req
531. I moved my knee
and now I hurt a-real bad.Copy !req
532. Okay, breathe
through the painCopy !req
533. and tell me what
you figured out.Copy !req
534. Someone tipped off SergioCopy !req
535. that the cops were visiting
his grandmother,Copy !req
536. and there was only one person
that knew we were cops.Copy !req
537. That nurse who hates
old people, Ezra.Copy !req
538. Of course. Never leave
your money unprotected.Copy !req
539. That's the first thing
I learned in business school.Copy !req
540. You also went
to business school?Copy !req
541. Yeah, and I also have
a pilot's license. Whatever.Copy !req
542. Point is, now we have
a link to Sergio,Copy !req
543. so let's go get him.
So we're good?Copy !req
544. You're not mad at me anymore?Copy !req
545. No. You're about to be
real mad at me.Copy !req
546. For what? 'Cause I'm
gonna reset your knee.Copy !req
547. Look at the bunny.
Huh?Copy !req
548. Ahhh!Copy !req
549. I called the locksmith. He said an
hour. That means two hours minimum.Copy !req
550. We can't wait that long. Our little
cookie faces are already melting.Copy !req
551. We look like
a couple of Slimers.Copy !req
552. Yeah, those cookies
are definitely ruined.Copy !req
553. I'll take them off your hands.
You're a good person, Scully.Copy !req
554. This is crazy.Copy !req
555. Why don't you have
a backup key, Terry?Copy !req
556. The dealer tried charging me
an extra $300 for it.Copy !req
557. I told him I didn't want itCopy !req
558. because Terry
never loses his keys.Copy !req
559. Yeah, but Jake does.
You always have to planCopy !req
560. around me.
I'm a part of your life.Copy !req
561. All right,
look. We only have one option left.Copy !req
562. You're gonna have to pick up
the car and carry it to the venue.Copy !req
563. Well, how will we get
the bags out?Copy !req
564. Is that seriously
your only problemCopy !req
565. with what I just said?
Pretty much.Copy !req
566. This was a test.
These tasks were a wayCopy !req
567. for me to prove I was gonna
be a good husband,Copy !req
568. and I failed!
Jake,Copy !req
569. being a good husband doesn't
mean you have to pass some testCopy !req
570. or do everything right.
Do you have any ideaCopy !req
571. how often I mess things up?Copy !req
572. So you're a bad husband too?
No.Copy !req
573. Definitely not.
You're cutting in too soonCopy !req
574. before the point.
Sorry.Copy !req
575. Look, being a good husband
is about caring enough to try.Copy !req
576. This whole day,
you've been doingCopy !req
577. everything possible to
make sure Amy was happy.Copy !req
578. You keep doing that,
you gonna be okay,Copy !req
579. even if you make
some mistakes.Copy !req
580. You're right.Copy !req
581. Thanks, Terry.Copy !req
582. Hiyah!Copy !req
583. What the hell?
My van!Copy !req
584. What are you doing?Copy !req
585. Whatever it takes
to make Amy happy.Copy !req
586. You told me to do this.
Now, let's get these gift bagsCopy !req
587. to the venue!Copy !req
588. Oh, my God!
Why did you do that?Copy !req
589. Because I care!
Oh, it feels so good.Copy !req
590. Why'd you break
a second window, fool?Copy !req
591. You know, you're really stepping
on my moment here, Terry.Copy !req
592. I love Amy Santiago!Copy !req
593. We're gonna take
each other's names!Copy !req
594. Let's go!Copy !req
595. Boyle, watch the door.
Watch the door.Copy !req
596. That's the job they always
give the coolest guy in the heist.Copy !req
597. Everyone else, dig in.
We're looking for any letterCopy !req
598. addressed to Deputy
Commissioner Stevenson.Copy !req
599. Are we even sure
they're here?Copy !req
600. I messengered mine over.
There are only threeCopy !req
601. building-wide
distributions a day.Copy !req
602. The next one isn't until 6:00 p.m.,
so we still have 22 minutes.Copy !req
603. What are we looking for?
Can you describe the envelope?Copy !req
604. It was a white #10.
It's the same kind you useCopy !req
605. to send fan mail to yourself.Copy !req
606. I've never done that,
but I do know what envelopesCopy !req
607. my fans use,
so that's very helpful.Copy !req
608. Is this it?Copy !req
609. Yes! Well done, Olivia.Copy !req
610. Okay, tear that up,Copy !req
611. and now we just have
to find your letter.Copy !req
612. What are the dimensions
of your envelope?Copy !req
613. Zero by zero.Copy !req
614. It's too late for me.Copy !req
615. I withdrew from the race
by e-mail.Copy !req
616. What?
Yes, I use e-mailCopy !req
617. because I'm not
a million years old.Copy !req
618. Listen, the only reason why
I even made it this farCopy !req
619. is because you stood up for me
to the selection committee.Copy !req
620. I came here to make sure
that at least one of usCopy !req
621. stays in the running.
Someone has to beat John Kelly.Copy !req
622. So you better get
that damn job.Copy !req
623. 'Cause I'm excited to have you
as my commissioner.Copy !req
624. Thank you, Olivia.Copy !req
625. And I'll be excited for you
to be commissioner after me.Copy !req
626. That'll probably be
in a matter of months,Copy !req
627. once you die from old age.Copy !req
628. Go get 'em, Grandpa.Copy !req
629. Nurse Ezra, hey.
Do you have a minute?Copy !req
630. I'm actually
kind of busy right now.Copy !req
631. Right, harboring a fugitive.
Should I come back, or...Copy !req
632. He's here and on the move!Copy !req
633. All right, Sergio.Copy !req
634. We've been waiting
seven years to say this.Copy !req
635. Sergio Mindar,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
636. That's Y-O-U,
apostrophe, R-E.Copy !req
637. I can't believe
you caught me.Copy !req
638. Well, believe it.
We're an amazing team.Copy !req
639. We're the sleuth sisters.
Damn straight, we are.Copy !req
640. Lame.
Stay out of it, Sergio!Copy !req